Last night I stayed with my girlfriend at her parents' house, and I dreamt that I was having sex with someone, and I could push a button and my sexual partner changed through different people, and I flicked through until it was a fat old granny, and I was pumping away then I woke up and realised I'd ejaculated in my girlfriend's parents' guest bed.
>>256
I google the ones that I think come from vox day's blog, and most of the time, they do.
I've seen so many spoofs on "roses are red, violets are blue" that I've forgotten what the original last two lines are.
I've gotten pretty good at using the can opener on my Swiss army knife because sometimes I take a can of beans into the thicket of trees behind my house and eat them cold while pretending it's a post-apocalyptic setting.
>>260
There aren't any. It was the original snowclone meme, older than the Internet, going back to the 1940s at least.
My screen is so dirty it literally looks like a snowstorm.
I'm kind of glad to have started the Punctual Gomez Testimonial riff, mostly because everyone else picked it up and ran with it.
Feels good.
I like bumping threads.
>>249
I just wish someone would make live action porn with the creativity of a Chinese cartoon. Any plot beyond "2+ people having sex in a house" would really help my masturbation sessions.
>>268
It's time to join the wonderful world of JAV watchers anon.
When I was a kid, for a year after reading this poem I was terrified of eating a peanut butter sandwich.
http://sandwichesaregood.weebly.com/peanut-butter.html
>>270
The covers of JAVs are my favourite part, the actual video is usually pretty bad.
>>270
The cosplay ones are pretty straightforward if you know the characters.
People on the train were talking about games they play on their daily commute. I mentioned Fire Emblem, and they were all like "what." Turned out they were talking about Angry Birds and Candy Crush.
I love casuals because they give me a totally undeserved and useless sense that I'm in some kind of elite.
>>275
Never engage in conversation with strangers about things that sound like things you're into. You will only be disappointed.
Got into a wrestling match with my girlfriend while scrolling through the cable TV menu when I found the last half hour of Old Yeller was on. I said "Awesome! This is the best part!" and selected it, but before I could change the channel, she said "Don't you dare!" and lunged for the remote.
It was a fierce battle and she bit my arm before I pinned her to the couch and changed the channel.
The work-related stuff I did at work today amounted to sending two emails.
Weeks after first reading >>1, I still have nothing to confess.
I don't drink coffee because I'm scared of becoming addicted and caffeine dependent.
>>283 caffeine isn't really like hard drugs, the "withdrawal" is just your body realizing how tired it actually is.
I've wanted to start a thread like the "control tower" thread for months but I never actually do it because I'm less knowledgeable than the "GM" of that thread and also I fear I would be cutting into the limited traffic of DQN and would wind up in some sort of competition with the other thread.
>>285
I tried to continue the other CYOA thread but I was unable to continue because I couldn't think of anything that wouldn't make me embarrassed in hindsight, also I think there wasn't enough interest to continue, so I just made like one post months ago.
All things considered, this is quite the lame confession.
>>285
>>286
I also want to start a CYOA, but one that will get DQNs to like my fetishes and all agree that they are erotic or at least funny and not annoying to reference nearly constantly in the CYOA subject matter, but I don't because I would have to end up writing about everyone else's weird fetishes instead and pretending that I think they are erotic or at least funny and not annoying to reference nearly constantly.
Also how embarrassing would it be if everyone hated your fetishes and you couldn't ever continue that CYOA thread or make a different one without people thinking you were the OP which you were. It would be terrible to be anonymously scorned.
This is a very useful thread.
"PINGAS" is still able to crack me up.
>>288
On a related note, I really like "cuck". Someone on /tv/ described the plot of Back to the Future as "cucking yourself out of existence" and it cracked me up.
Anime has made me cry, as in full on bawling and tears streaming down my face, exactly twice. Once was when Reuenthal died in Legend of the Galactic Heroes(I get moist-eyed thinking about that scene even now), the other was the Hidamari Sketch Sae/Hiro graduation special, when the younger girls catch up to them after the ceremony and beg them to repeat a year.
>>285-287
I ran one for a while but decided it wasn't worth the effort.
As a young teen looking at the jukebox select screen for the original Rise of the Triad, I used to wonder who Smeg was and what it meant to run like him.
Even before I understood what a Juggalo was, I thought Faygo soda was funny because the name looks like a combination of gay and fag.
I'm bumping this thread just so that other threads I like less don't stay on the front page for as long.
I have scoliosis.
I am a schoolbus
I rode the short bus.
>>302
We are all going to become filthy rich once the DQN Shirt Novel is done, printed and published. I'm sure of it. It will start a new trend among yound and daring authors. Books studying the DQN Shirt Novel will still be written 200, no, 500 years in the future.
>>302
I'm glad you share your ideas. Sites like this survive on fresh content. Besides, you're not giving up possibility of profit just because you posted them on the net, you could still publish a book that collects all your ideas.
I was 20 seconds earlier to the building than the cute girl who works on the floor below, and rather than awkwardly/creepily wait for her or make her wait for the elevator to come back, I ran up several flights of stairs instead.
It's the first day of classes and I'm nervous because I'm not good at TAing. Also, I hate commuting when this college town is full of people.
CLPPNG gives me goosebumps.
I complain that I have no friends, but the second anyone tries to message me I get irritated because I don't feel like talking. Everyday life is very lonely, so I go for walks around where I live (there's a surprising amount of sidewalks, even on highways!) and I hope that someone will talk to me, but no one ever talks to a no-good NEET.
I become afraid that not only am I a monster, but I look like one too. But then I realize even if someone did talk to me, I'd have nothing interesting to talk about, and I'd get way too nervous.
When I started playing the Final Fantasy X HD remake, one of my main thoughts was that Yuna should have been designed to show way more sideboob. Then I wondered if I should have felt bad about having that thought, then I decided that I had no reason to feel bad about it.
>>312 hey, this is the lame confessional, not comedy night. I'm not here to entertain you, I'm here to get absolution for my lame sins.
>>313 It was completely sincere, it was an interesting thought that i pondered for a few minutes...
>>314 in that case, I apologize, and I'm happy that someone else thought about the same thing I did.
>>311
I bought X-2 because of Rika's outfit.
I got a really fun game out of the deal, but it wasn't that sexy.
Yeah, X-2 is deceptive in that it looks like it's full of fanservice from the outside, but it's not really so much, especially considering the length of the game. Not even close to something like Ar tonelico or Senran Kagura or something like that.
Sometimes I'm tempted to post my own comments that I'm particularly proud of from other sites in the [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] thread. I always end up not doing it because I feel like that would be disingenuous.
>to see them reduced to mere objects to serve your bodily lust
That's your problem right there, man. Rather than interpreting sexual depiction of Touhou characters using the (polemically anti-male) concept of sexual objectification, you should interpret depiction of their sexuality as an intergral part of the depiction of their full humanity within the open canon of Touhou fan works.
After all, you do no not seriously headcanon every 2hu as asexual, do you?
> After all, you do no not seriously headcanon every 2hu as asexual, do you?
So what if I do? I also imagine them not needing to regularly eat, drink or use the toilet. At the risk of stating the obvious, fictional characters aren't real people, and have no obligation to behave like they are. Don't forget also that most of them aren't even human, and those who are are young enough that it wouldn't be surprising if they weren't interested in sex.
For years, I have had a recurring fantasy in which I am in Japan and I talk endlessly about random topics.
Most of the human characters are in like their early twenties. Everyone in the entire series is drinking alcohol constantly and Reimu is occasionally seen smoking a kiseru.
I ran out of toilet paper and dish soap the other day and instead of overcoming my social anxiety long enough to leave the house and go buy more I just ordered a pizza and asked for extra napkins and for some paper plates.
>>323
Funny, I'd take going to the self-service at Tesco over interacting with the pizza guy any day.
I never joined my university's anime society because I was scared of being judged for watching almost exclusively stupid moeblob anime.
Some people in my dorm were watching anime in the lounge, and in an effort to be friendly I decided to sit in for an episode. It was a pretty awful show to begin with, some maximally-contrived reverse harem where like eleven guys are all trying to get with their one stepsister, but it was also dubbed, and the whole time everyone was gushing over how this was a superstar voice cast and how great it was. I left because my cringe-o-meter was about to break. Like sure, not everything I watch is a pristine magnum opus for humankind, but come on, you're making me look bad.
So many people seem to admire me for my ability to not give a fuck what other people think. In reality I'm just paralyzed on how to react because it's all I can think about.
I don't visit here often enough and when I do I just make old jokes that have already died out. also, I necrobump threads
>>320
But your charge of "muh ujectufukayshin" to anyone who disagrees with your boring headcannon is ridiculous; obviously we are sexual beings, so we in projecting our own humanity onto fictional characters would percieve them to posess sexuality.
> "muh ujectufukayshin"
When did I ever say you aren't allowed to sexualise them? I'd just rather people keep that to themselves, and realise that not everyone wants everything to be sexual all the time.
> obviously we are sexual beings
Speak for yourself. I personally find sex rather dull and unpleasant.
jizz on Reimu's armpits
>keep that to themselves
No. I do not wish to display a "public face" on an anonymous board.
>speak for yourself
It was an exclusive "we".
>>330
Anecdata does not refute a generalisation. "Speak for yourself" as the entirety of your response simultaneously screams both "I'm a special snowflake, look how different I am!" and "Obviously my experience mirrors many others', behold my obnoxious lack of empathy!"
I really wanted to like Animal Crossing but I just can't get into it (or the sequel.) It's too limited to be a good sandbox but too aimless to be anything else.
my butt itched but I didn't scratch it and I went to bed with it itchy
archived purehoe's first post for future generations (and other textboards) to enjoy and laugh at
great confession, it was pretty lame
>>333
As the person he was replying to, it was kind of my fault for not specifying.
>>333
I am nobody in this conversation, but your response seems backwards. If X makes a sweeping generalization, Y refutes it, and X 1) complains and 2) maintains the generalization, it is X, not Y, who is demonstrating an obnoxious lack of empathy and claiming to represent the world.
>>341
I'm not convinced that Y hasn't refuted anything. Here's how I'm picturing it: If X spoke and was unchallenged for a while, one could very reasonably believe the statement. But if Y rejects the statement, we now have only X's word and Y's word. There is no reason to assume that either X or Y are more typical elements than the other, so I don't think any wider conclusion can be reached. (That is, of course, in the "general" case, of course. No comment on the specific case that prompted this.)
If a third party Z comes in, then certainly things change. I can't say anything about the probability of such a reply being X vs Z, though. I can imagine X defending the original statement, and I can imagine a bystander speaking up. It is unfortunate side effect of these nameless discussions that determining this is hard.
When I was a kid, I thought people meant "bamboo chute" because it is a bamboo shoot is in a plausible shape to call it so.
Just now I took longer than I normally would have in the office toilet because someone knocked on the door. I stood around with my hands in the stream of water from the tap and enjoyed being the lord of my own little domain.
Then I went out and got a coffee.
I stood in a stairwell for 20 minutes with my ear pressed against the wall, waiting for a guy to arrive at his office. I then exited the stairwell and pretended to be coincidentally walking by, just so that I could talk with him before he had a chance to open his office door and start making those uninterruptible, hours-long phone calls he always makes.
Just as I was falling asleep last night, I thought of a great idea for the game I'm making. I woke up enough to scribble a bunch of notes about it and then after a half hour or so of feeling really good about my amazing brain, I fell asleep. When I woke up, the only part of all that chicken scratch I could make out said "then they".
All I could remember was something about colorful rotating cubes.
I sprawled out on the couch for a nap, and like clockwork, my cat jumped up and curled up right behind my ass. After a while I felt a fart building up pressure, and I got up and went to the can. Farting on the cat isn't any fun without a witness.
>>346
All my best music ideas materialise in the moments before sleep. I convince myself I'll remember them in the morning, knowing that even the slightest distraction of getting up to jot them down would purge them from my mind.
Sometimes I scroll through PDFs just to look at the typesetting.
I lied about brushing my teeth in the morning because I didn't want it to seem like I was laying in bed having not accomplished anything for the 2 hours after I'd woken up which then made it so that I couldn't brush my teeth without exposing the lie, and so I felt gross all day.
My ultimate sexual fantasy is to go back in time and NTR myself. To steal my teenage girlfriend and make her orgasm over and over with my superior sexual prowess as my younger self watches and masturbates.
I stayed up late on the internet again instead of studying.
( ;_;)
the poo in a butt thread is my most successful one yet.
>>356
Sucks to be you. As for myself, I started the original "post your lewd thoughts" and "1000 things LSD stands for" threads on SAOVQ!
I have downloaded several hundred gigabytes of animu over the past week. Some of it is old classics I've never gotten around to watching, some of it is guilty pleasures, and some of it is just random stuff I legitimately can't remember why I decided to get. I don't watch animu all that much anyway, and judging from past downloading binges, I feel a great deal of doubt as to whether I'll ever watch it all before I die.
Somehow there is more guilt in my heart from the wasted bandwidth than the fact that I illegally obtained the products of thousands upon thousands of hours of highly skilled labor without paying for any of it.
>>360
There's something satisfying about mass downloading shit. I recently downloaded a 23 gigabyte torrent of old PC-98 games only to discover that emulation is shit on OSX so I'll probably never actually play any of them.
One thing I've learned about the internet is to never assume stuff will be around forever... It might not be such a bad idea to mass-download animu and save it for a day when it's not available anymore.
Digital hoarding is also a lot less troublesome than actual hoarding.
>>361 I found using Parallels Desktop to run Windows XP on my mac was good for playing PC-98 games
I once translated an ero manga and it was a lot of fun. I wish I could do more, but it's pretty much impossible now that I'm married and working full time.
I had a Japanese girlfriend for a while. One day after I told her a little about my day, she said "Oooo, you were rucky!" and I had the hardest time not laughing.
When I was a little autistic kid watching tv, I'd sometimes focus so hard on trying to read a character's face that when I randomly remember some scene I watched back then, that character's face would be perfectly still, and its arms would go from down at its sides to flailing randomly all over and then back to its sides.
A waitress was asking me whether I want soup or salad, but I thought she was saying super salad, so I just said "yes," and everyone laughed at me.
It still kind of weirds me out to think that James Rolfe has a kid.
I always snicker a bit at the video game title "Altered Beast" since, at least where I come from, the word "altered" when applied to an animal is used as a euphemism for "neutered".
Sometimes when I go to the bathroom I sing "For He's A Jolly Good" in my head but with the lyrics changed to "I gotta go to the bathroom"
I still wish that TVs had those cool knob settings that changed how the screen looked. You could change the hue of the video, the sharpness, the contrast, and even the white balance that was used.
>>376
It's not knobs, but on most TVs you can still usually adjust most of that stuff if you dig through the menus.
Knobs were brilliant. CRTs were brilliant. I had a crusty old 1600x1200 CRT for Mac OS 9.2 before the LCD resolution. (that was a pun)
All this talk of knobs makes me think of the British slang meaning of the word.
I'm always thinking of knobs, if by knobs you mean dicks
The real reason I don't use facebook/social media is because I'm afraid that one day I'll be fapping away and accidentally hit that "share this on facebook" button that every single porn tube site has for some godawful reason.
I just spent a week's salary on cute frilly clothes for crossdressing purposes.
I find it weird to see "Lol" written. "lol" or "LOL", sure, but "Lol" is just kind of weird.
I know a couple people who use "LoL"
I don't clean up with a tissue after I jerk. Instead, I lick my hand clean.
>>387
That's okay if they're referring to League of Legends rather than Laugh Out Loud.
Use of enjambment in a haiku really disgusts me but google suggests my distaste is not as widely shared as I had thought.
Barfed so hard noodles came out of my nose
lol
Sometimes when I'm writing a text message and the auto-correct/auto-suggested word is particularly funny I just leave it in on purpose so I can make a "ducking autocorrect LOL" joke. Earlier it changed "Kroger" (a regional grocery store chain) to "Korea", which I thought was funny since my message ended up reading something about walking to Korea to buy bread.
I would like to use services from a certain small LLC, but I don't want to tie my personal brand to theirs.
use of enjambment in a
haiku really irks
me, but it's quite popular
When I was a kid I thought Hitler was a title instead of some dictator's name, since "hit" is a violent action and all sorts of people get called Hitler for frivolous reasons.
Woke up, farted, and then sat up right into the fart cloud.
I have no friends.
I've posted a lie in this thread just to have something to post in this thread.
Sometimes I'll turn on one of those secret life of kittens shows just to listen to my cat growl at them.
Sometimes I'm writing a sentence or something in English and trying to think of a word a Japanese word comes into my head first, then I have to think of an English word for that word and get kinda bummed out when it's actually like three words.
I've never even been to Japan, 2018 is weird.
I still play minecraft sometimes.
If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
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I sometimes get a half-chub while holding my cat. It's not that I want to fuck my cat, but the sensation of being so intimately physically close with another mammal is really stimulating and is something otherwise lacking in my miserable life.
Doom (the 90s one) is my favorite game, and I replayed it countless times.
I always leave one ice cube in the tray because I don't want to refill it.
I kind of like your genre, but I sure as hell don't know the scene.
I had something really lame, but I forgot it.
I just named a script that slightly randomizes a planet's position Dudge the Spoobnumby.
I am dissatisfied with every e-book reader I've seen, but I also don't believe I could make or commission a better one if I tried.
I just beamed brunch, the gayest meal of the day, directly into my mouth.
The main reason I'm not into alcohol is that I want to give all of them a fair shake, but I couldn't justify getting drunk that often.
I ran out of science in Kerbal
When I was in high school, I played WoW obsessively. Like I'd come home, fire up the game, and play til it was time for bed. One day I had to read some report about the Cold War out loud to my history class and literally could not stop myself from calling it the "Warsong Pact" about 20 times in 3 minutes.
I used a tall glass of oats as a fleshlight and I'd do it again
captcha: relube
I just wrote a lenghty post about a recent dream I had, detailing it's emotional impact on my currently ailing mind/pointless life, only to withold it, afterall.
It felt too personal and crude. I'd have felt too nude publishing it, anonymity be damned.
It's a lame thing, but I can't bring myself to discuss too personal matters on the internet, despite everyone else's apparent trigger-happiness to do so.
Sometimes I want to troll or be abrasive on internet forums (never DQN of course) but I start to regret my actions partway through and start genuinely engaging with people. I just want everyone to be happy and have fun.
I started writing a confession several times but I don't remember if I posted it and I don't want to risk making it twice.
I need to write a menial piece of code that'd be immensely helpful to somebody very dear but I couldn't write a single line for 1.5 months, keeping myself distracted and busy with nothing.
I don't know what a "hot take" is.
i got a good gacha roll but it wasn't the one i wanted so i'm still gonna be a bitch-ass about it
There are many early 00s memes I am glad did not survive, but I kinda wish "needs more Lain" did.
>>428
Why are you glad those memes didn't survive? Those memes were naive, those memes were pure. The worst of those memes were a thousand times better than the "black twitter"-tier memes we have now.
Good grief, how often I have referred to those times as "when /b/ was good" to never see "/b/ was never good" in response. Stumbling on a rare oldfriend saying this is balsam to the soul.
>Good grief, how often I have
Why so often?
>>429
/b/ was good for a couple of months, then it turned into a gigantic retard magnet. I don't miss it. Once in a while I'll look at /tg/ or /m/ for a bit.
I made a bunch of those little banners they used back then.
>>433
It was good for a little longer. I still remember enthusing to an university pal about it. The first thing he saw there was some gay porn. But it wasn't bad, the board.
I'd have been a respectable engineer these days if it wasn't for /b/. So, I drown my sorrow in calling other posters "retards" on the last few remotely decent boards...
i guess someone's gonna get a good chuckle out of this...
but i'm mad because my abusive fatass father ruined my bacon
Multiple times, I heard sound from trees. It sounded like a woman humming simple tunes. I could walk around them, sit down, and it just kept on.
I can relate >>435. Except it was I who fucked up the bacon because I was used to cooking with gas stoves at my mom's house. When the fucker came in to get a piece he saw the charred bacon, snatched the pan and threw it on the front steps. Then backhand slapped me and told me to clean up the front steps because "stone steps get stains". So I cleaned his mess while he bitched at me the whole time
Sometimes while I'm in public I start dancing to music I'm listening to in my head
When I was a teenager I thought enema was when drugs interacted.
Anyway the history teacher who showed us a video that said pulque was used that way took points off for me mentioning it in an essay test.
I have every post in the Youtube threads open in separate tabs
I once stole a pear from my neighbour's orchard. I don't even like pears, it was just fun being bad with my cronies.
Sometimes a reply to one of my posts will be a little too accurate and I'll wonder if it's just coincidence or a lucky guess, or if the admin is calling me out based on past post history from my IP block.
>>444
How come? Have you been making very recognizable posts lately, perhaps?
I've been putting off a call for six months because I hate calling people I don't know.
I made 90%+of the several hundred gomez posts (including Punctual) in the old countdown thread over the course of a couple of days while bored at work when it didn't seem like there'd be enough posts by to reach >>800 by day 8000.
A spam made it through to my inbox and I told Gmail to report spam. It gave me the option to unsubscribe and like an idiot I clicked it. Now instead of getting three or four a day, I'm getting up to 70 per day.
Goddaammit.
I checked the comments section for a rare unofficially released compilation record that's not allowed on the Discogs marketplace and found a guy saying to PM him for a copy. I PM him and ask if it's available to which he quickly responds saying it is. I tell him I'm interested and want a photo to make sure it's the correct version and he hasn't responded in 2 days. This is the most I've grieved over a loss in a while.
I used to be a nutmeg man
>>453
I don't want more people to know about it till I got my copy!
I would be willing to pay a lot of money for an original pressing of unkle adams Original "mini record". Thats my shameful admission.
>>453
Ok I secured a copy. It's a compilation called Red Laser Disco.
>>456
Someone has it up on Discogs for $420 with a "Make Offer" option
Sometimes I see a fabulously stupid post and think "that would be a funny one for the 4-ch comment copypaste thread", then I remember I'm already on 4-ch. Sometimes on the comment copypaste thread, no less.
I've almost completely forgotten my girlfriend's birthday which is next week and I have no idea which day it is and I'm too scared to ask, all I know is it's next week. I used to know. I even had it saved on my calendar on my old phone but I replaced it.
Nowadays when I can't find a hair tie or headband in my immediate vicinity, I just use the elastic part of a face mask so there's a mask dangling from the back of my head.
>>464 I downloaded it too on your recommendation. Pretty fun, I had a boogie!
I got inspired to get off my butt and go for a run because of the female athletes I fapped to just prior.
I was going to bump 10 ancient threads but got bored after only three.
>>468 I started this thread!
I prefer Symbian to Android.
I unironically like to read Wikihow.
Sometimes I'll suddenly pause my game like “... WTF is that noise coming from the kitchen‽” and I'll run through and it's the washing machine I switched on 10 minutes ago
>>67 did you introduce them to 4-ch? because that sure rings a bell
When I was 2 or 3 I thought the Jolly Green Giant was supposed to be a depiction of God.
>>475 ?
I bump old threads on general intentionally
I get squeamish about eating "the gross bits" like offal and fish heads.
I still haven't completed a single Pokedex.
I sometimes feel like an anonymous BBS' equivalent of an unnamed villager NPC in an old RPG. No one remembers me (not that I ever contributed anything worth being remembered by) but at least I was here.
I'm no furry but Amy Rose's is one hedgehog pussy I'd love to eat
I feel the need to announce my plans to log off in advance, so that I don't get accused of ragequitting.
I had my first bike-related incident today, in the form of push starting my dad's old bike and tripping and scraping my hands.
Feeling extremely gay now. Happy pride month.
I'm pro-fullstop-in-the-title-of-the-current-thought-thread but chickened out when creating the latest one.
Hearing about women being lonely makes me happy, because it makes me hope someone's desperate enough to choose me.
I had heart trouble last year that permanently weakened me to the point where I can't get hard any more. Now I look at some absolutely stunning women and think "eh."
i was reading about omorashi (japanese fetish of pee-holding) online the other day so i decided to give it a shot. chugged down one and a half liters of water and then i went to a grocery store. the urge for peeing suddenly kicked in while i was at a store but i managed to hold it in while i was there. it felt like walking made the whole thing worse because the motion moved my bladder (i guess), so by the time i got home i was almost peeing my pants.
has it ever happened to you that as soon as you enter your hose after a long day you feel like you need to take a shit? that's what happened with me except i felt a painful urge to pee. i layed down on my bed and by this point i was feeling like someone had kicked me on my crotch. i knew i had to go to the bathroom, on my way there i noticed i couldn't stand straight because doing so made my bladder hurt terribly. i sat on the toilet seat and one minute later i was pissing unvoluntary.
overall i gotta admit it was a pleasant experience during the first 45 minutes or so, but after that it was just painful and not in an enjoyable way.
I've listened to all of the VIPTRONICS COOL FREE RINGTONES at least a couple of times each.
I miss VGCats.
i love the smell of my sweaty asshole... if i don't shower for a few days i spend a lot of time just breathing in my dank crevice
I pulled a muscle acting out a revenge fantasy. Epic fail!
When opening DQN I often say "dokyun, dokyun, dokyun, kitaaaaaaaaaaa" to myself under my breath.
One time a guy left a rude comment on my page, so I found his instagram and found a picture of his sister, then I printed it out and jizzed on it, then I took a photo of the jizz and sent it to him
I make TTRPG materials and insert my own fetishes into them.
For years I thought that the Rob Zombie song "Dragula" was about gay sex with a transvestite vampire, it wasn't until I happened to see the music video that I realized it's actually supposed to be about his car, like drag racer.
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