Last night I stayed with my girlfriend at her parents' house, and I dreamt that I was having sex with someone, and I could push a button and my sexual partner changed through different people, and I flicked through until it was a fat old granny, and I was pumping away then I woke up and realised I'd ejaculated in my girlfriend's parents' guest bed.
Woke up, farted, and then sat up right into the fart cloud.
I have no friends.
I've posted a lie in this thread just to have something to post in this thread.
Sometimes I'll turn on one of those secret life of kittens shows just to listen to my cat growl at them.
Sometimes I'm writing a sentence or something in English and trying to think of a word a Japanese word comes into my head first, then I have to think of an English word for that word and get kinda bummed out when it's actually like three words.
I've never even been to Japan, 2018 is weird.
I still play minecraft sometimes.
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I sometimes get a half-chub while holding my cat. It's not that I want to fuck my cat, but the sensation of being so intimately physically close with another mammal is really stimulating and is something otherwise lacking in my miserable life.
Doom (the 90s one) is my favorite game, and I replayed it countless times.
I always leave one ice cube in the tray because I don't want to refill it.
I kind of like your genre, but I sure as hell don't know the scene.
I had something really lame, but I forgot it.
I just named a script that slightly randomizes a planet's position Dudge the Spoobnumby.
I am dissatisfied with every e-book reader I've seen, but I also don't believe I could make or commission a better one if I tried.
I just beamed brunch, the gayest meal of the day, directly into my mouth.
The main reason I'm not into alcohol is that I want to give all of them a fair shake, but I couldn't justify getting drunk that often.
I ran out of science in Kerbal
When I was in high school, I played WoW obsessively. Like I'd come home, fire up the game, and play til it was time for bed. One day I had to read some report about the Cold War out loud to my history class and literally could not stop myself from calling it the "Warsong Pact" about 20 times in 3 minutes.
I used a tall glass of oats as a fleshlight and I'd do it again
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I just wrote a lenghty post about a recent dream I had, detailing it's emotional impact on my currently ailing mind/pointless life, only to withold it, afterall.
It felt too personal and crude. I'd have felt too nude publishing it, anonymity be damned.
It's a lame thing, but I can't bring myself to discuss too personal matters on the internet, despite everyone else's apparent trigger-happiness to do so.
Sometimes I want to troll or be abrasive on internet forums (never DQN of course) but I start to regret my actions partway through and start genuinely engaging with people. I just want everyone to be happy and have fun.
I started writing a confession several times but I don't remember if I posted it and I don't want to risk making it twice.
I need to write a menial piece of code that'd be immensely helpful to somebody very dear but I couldn't write a single line for 1.5 months, keeping myself distracted and busy with nothing.
I don't know what a "hot take" is.
i got a good gacha roll but it wasn't the one i wanted so i'm still gonna be a bitch-ass about it
There are many early 00s memes I am glad did not survive, but I kinda wish "needs more Lain" did.
>>428
Why are you glad those memes didn't survive? Those memes were naive, those memes were pure. The worst of those memes were a thousand times better than the "black twitter"-tier memes we have now.
Good grief, how often I have referred to those times as "when /b/ was good" to never see "/b/ was never good" in response. Stumbling on a rare oldfriend saying this is balsam to the soul.
>Good grief, how often I have
Why so often?
>>429
/b/ was good for a couple of months, then it turned into a gigantic retard magnet. I don't miss it. Once in a while I'll look at /tg/ or /m/ for a bit.
I made a bunch of those little banners they used back then.
>>433
It was good for a little longer. I still remember enthusing to an university pal about it. The first thing he saw there was some gay porn. But it wasn't bad, the board.
I'd have been a respectable engineer these days if it wasn't for /b/. So, I drown my sorrow in calling other posters "retards" on the last few remotely decent boards...
i guess someone's gonna get a good chuckle out of this...
but i'm mad because my abusive fatass father ruined my bacon
Multiple times, I heard sound from trees. It sounded like a woman humming simple tunes. I could walk around them, sit down, and it just kept on.
I can relate >>435. Except it was I who fucked up the bacon because I was used to cooking with gas stoves at my mom's house. When the fucker came in to get a piece he saw the charred bacon, snatched the pan and threw it on the front steps. Then backhand slapped me and told me to clean up the front steps because "stone steps get stains". So I cleaned his mess while he bitched at me the whole time
Sometimes while I'm in public I start dancing to music I'm listening to in my head
When I was a teenager I thought enema was when drugs interacted.
Anyway the history teacher who showed us a video that said pulque was used that way took points off for me mentioning it in an essay test.
I have every post in the Youtube threads open in separate tabs
I once stole a pear from my neighbour's orchard. I don't even like pears, it was just fun being bad with my cronies.
Sometimes a reply to one of my posts will be a little too accurate and I'll wonder if it's just coincidence or a lucky guess, or if the admin is calling me out based on past post history from my IP block.
>>444
How come? Have you been making very recognizable posts lately, perhaps?
I've been putting off a call for six months because I hate calling people I don't know.
I made 90%+of the several hundred gomez posts (including Punctual) in the old countdown thread over the course of a couple of days while bored at work when it didn't seem like there'd be enough posts by to reach >>800 by day 8000.
A spam made it through to my inbox and I told Gmail to report spam. It gave me the option to unsubscribe and like an idiot I clicked it. Now instead of getting three or four a day, I'm getting up to 70 per day.
Goddaammit.
I checked the comments section for a rare unofficially released compilation record that's not allowed on the Discogs marketplace and found a guy saying to PM him for a copy. I PM him and ask if it's available to which he quickly responds saying it is. I tell him I'm interested and want a photo to make sure it's the correct version and he hasn't responded in 2 days. This is the most I've grieved over a loss in a while.
I used to be a nutmeg man
>>453
I don't want more people to know about it till I got my copy!
I would be willing to pay a lot of money for an original pressing of unkle adams Original "mini record". Thats my shameful admission.
>>453
Ok I secured a copy. It's a compilation called Red Laser Disco.
>>456
Someone has it up on Discogs for $420 with a "Make Offer" option
Sometimes I see a fabulously stupid post and think "that would be a funny one for the 4-ch comment copypaste thread", then I remember I'm already on 4-ch. Sometimes on the comment copypaste thread, no less.
I've almost completely forgotten my girlfriend's birthday which is next week and I have no idea which day it is and I'm too scared to ask, all I know is it's next week. I used to know. I even had it saved on my calendar on my old phone but I replaced it.
Nowadays when I can't find a hair tie or headband in my immediate vicinity, I just use the elastic part of a face mask so there's a mask dangling from the back of my head.
>>464 I downloaded it too on your recommendation. Pretty fun, I had a boogie!
I got inspired to get off my butt and go for a run because of the female athletes I fapped to just prior.
I was going to bump 10 ancient threads but got bored after only three.
>>468 I started this thread!
I prefer Symbian to Android.
I unironically like to read Wikihow.
Sometimes I'll suddenly pause my game like “... WTF is that noise coming from the kitchen‽” and I'll run through and it's the washing machine I switched on 10 minutes ago
>>67 did you introduce them to 4-ch? because that sure rings a bell
When I was 2 or 3 I thought the Jolly Green Giant was supposed to be a depiction of God.
>>475 ?
I bump old threads on general intentionally
I get squeamish about eating "the gross bits" like offal and fish heads.
I still haven't completed a single Pokedex.
I sometimes feel like an anonymous BBS' equivalent of an unnamed villager NPC in an old RPG. No one remembers me (not that I ever contributed anything worth being remembered by) but at least I was here.
I'm no furry but Amy Rose's is one hedgehog pussy I'd love to eat
I feel the need to announce my plans to log off in advance, so that I don't get accused of ragequitting.
I had my first bike-related incident today, in the form of push starting my dad's old bike and tripping and scraping my hands.
Feeling extremely gay now. Happy pride month.
I'm pro-fullstop-in-the-title-of-the-current-thought-thread but chickened out when creating the latest one.
Hearing about women being lonely makes me happy, because it makes me hope someone's desperate enough to choose me.
I had heart trouble last year that permanently weakened me to the point where I can't get hard any more. Now I look at some absolutely stunning women and think "eh."
i was reading about omorashi (japanese fetish of pee-holding) online the other day so i decided to give it a shot. chugged down one and a half liters of water and then i went to a grocery store. the urge for peeing suddenly kicked in while i was at a store but i managed to hold it in while i was there. it felt like walking made the whole thing worse because the motion moved my bladder (i guess), so by the time i got home i was almost peeing my pants.
has it ever happened to you that as soon as you enter your hose after a long day you feel like you need to take a shit? that's what happened with me except i felt a painful urge to pee. i layed down on my bed and by this point i was feeling like someone had kicked me on my crotch. i knew i had to go to the bathroom, on my way there i noticed i couldn't stand straight because doing so made my bladder hurt terribly. i sat on the toilet seat and one minute later i was pissing unvoluntary.
overall i gotta admit it was a pleasant experience during the first 45 minutes or so, but after that it was just painful and not in an enjoyable way.
I've listened to all of the VIPTRONICS COOL FREE RINGTONES at least a couple of times each.
I miss VGCats.
i love the smell of my sweaty asshole... if i don't shower for a few days i spend a lot of time just breathing in my dank crevice
I pulled a muscle acting out a revenge fantasy. Epic fail!
When opening DQN I often say "dokyun, dokyun, dokyun, kitaaaaaaaaaaa" to myself under my breath.
One time a guy left a rude comment on my page, so I found his instagram and found a picture of his sister, then I printed it out and jizzed on it, then I took a photo of the jizz and sent it to him
I make TTRPG materials and insert my own fetishes into them.
For years I thought that the Rob Zombie song "Dragula" was about gay sex with a transvestite vampire, it wasn't until I happened to see the music video that I realized it's actually supposed to be about his car, like drag racer.
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