Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.
Ode to the twelfth raisin.
"Fuckin call the police then I don't care! ...I am pretty hungry anyway but fuck you! Grow a real beard, MOTHERFUCKER!"
Thanks a lot [Streaming website]. I really love the fact that you have season two of every fucking show available in my area. Oh no, don't worry about season one.
Is there a catgirl prostitute service? I'd pay cash money for that service. I'm serious, this is a great business opportunity going to waste.
Good things always just seem to happen to me, and I'm really good at forgetting about the bad things if they ever happen
When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possess’d,
Desiring this man’s art and that man’s scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
I change the sonnet, though it's really cool,
Because the ending is so compromising;
It says to me things innocently cruel
And it's not nice to plagiarize, I know,
But I can not find love, which kind of blows.
It's all about amnesia.
I got Olympic Soccer for the PS1 for £1 last week in a charity shop, because it was one of the first Playstation games I ever played, at a friend's house. It's pretty fun, it reminds me a bit of European Club Soccer for the Sega Megadrive, in 3D. Anyways a funny glitch just happened. There's no injury time so as soon as the clock hits 45 the whistle blows for half time and the players leave the pitch and the stats come up. But you can skip the intermission, and the players just run to the other side of the pitch instead of into the tunnel. The CPU team (Poland) had just taken a shot when the whistle blew, and I immediately pressed X - to tackle, but instead it skipped the half-time bit - and the ball went in, and it registered it as a goal anyway even though time was up! It played the goal animations and replay and goal commentary and everything underneath the stats screen while the players got into position, but since I had pressed X and I guess it was registered as a new half, since the teams had swapped the goal counted as mine!
tl;dr there was a funny glitch in an ancient obscure football game and I thought it was neat.
So Gaylord is an American thing
Happy ponytail day.
I've
become so numb
I can't feel you there
I've become so tired
so much more aware
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you.
Terminally ill little girl fetish.
Wearing Wednesday socks. Dayum.
No nervous Rex.
Wouldn't it be nice if you could shave your mutton chops off and cook them?
"'Illustrated' would have been a better word!" I chuckled to myself.
my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension
This time, I certainly went down the rabbit hole.
Thanks to Socratic method, out world has a great history.
When the hammer fell, it was escapism and fantasy that saved me, not rationality and logic.
Oh god please just save me from them
Good name for DQN rock band: GET GETTERS.
I can imagine it taking #1 spot in the charts.
Somebody should make a youtube poop mashing up the bad ending of Fez with something.
If you guys are considering getting into Sauerbraten then I'd love to fire it back up. I used to spend hours making single-player maps, I wonder how it plays now.
>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.
Aaaah, my heart!
I wish more people would listen to VIPtronic albums, but I'm afraid leaking it to Facebook would attract terrible people.
>>83 I love the DQN Electronics ones but only have a couple VIPtronic ones, which is your favourite?
I am the velvet guy.
After playing Minecraft in survival mode for 10 hours, I have
Why is this unplayable mess so popular?
"I don't want to amplify - better use a megaphone then!"
If Yamantaka Eye did masturbate with a contact mic I totally would listen to that
They're initialisms if you pronounce the individual letters. Acronyms are when it makes a word you can say.
If anything, this makes that thread a lot more entertaining.
>>89
If you make a bed and sleep in it, it becomes your new spawn point. You can also craft a compass that points to your (original) spawn point, or make a map.
What I like to do is build a giant floating "house" icon over my house, that way I can always see where it's at.
It's full of not working.
http://butthug.com/image/20875805294
It's so obvious now where I went wrong. Sorry, boys and girls! I like you.
>>90 If the sixth graders I dealt with last year on a daily basis were any indication, it's still very popular. Minecraft is what they did instead of classwork, the little shits.
http://i.cubeupload.com/xDXJd4.jpg heh look what happened
Robotic librarian moé~.
>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort
I'm nervously biting my moustache. It's getting trimmed.
Thanks Wik
> Why is this unplayable mess so popular?
Probably multiplayer and all the community-created content. Personally, despite its numerous flaws I think it's one of the best sandbox games I've played. Ever since Red Faction I've always liked first person games that let you edit the terrain, but Minecraft was the first one that had unlimited world editing capabilities while still being intuitive and fun.
The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.
Algorithms, my love.
I've never played Minecraft, so I'll love that demand to someone else...
fuck this for a pint of cow semen
Maybe if I drink enough alcohol I'll stop thinking about it.
I wanna be spanked.
> our strategy will focus on creating a family of devices and services for individuals and businesses that empower people around the globe at home, at work and on the go, for the activities they value most.
some days, i feel like i could do this ceo shit better than him, fully aware that i have no business sense, experience, nor education.
this is one of those days.
i wish a could get beaten up by a cute girl
I refuse to take sides.
Without a doubt personal computers, GUI and the Internet are the greatest inventions ever. They bring satisfaction wherever you are, be it at home, at work or at your friend's house.
In fact, I'm watching porn right now.
gooey
I wonder if I could take dried mushrooms, simmer them and reduce the broth into a sort of sauce I could put on noodles.
How unfortunate, I was scarcely even submerged. But! Now I know that it's possible!
This moth has made me happier than any human ever could.
i hate moths
>>113
GUIs are overrated, I could watch SJIS and ASCII porn all day and see no difference.
>>121
http://nig.gr/1ad Have some, then.
The site is huge, it would be nice if you some interesting finds.
Opera song burp mouse
open song, burp nose
I am extremely upset.
Denpa money nigger fad
I'm about to explore some of this "denpa" i've heard about. What are some essential denpa recordings?
sawn-off moustache.
>>129 Great! I'm going with IOSYS - ワァオ! ハイパー電波チャン - ARM商業作品集- and あべにゅうぷろじぇくと - ぱるちゅの☆おやCHU for starters
oh and ちぃむdmp☆ - 電波LOVE〜でんぱあいす〜
I would like to be alike by carrying out. ― しにたい
Oh no!
I'm a bag of Hank.
It's getting better all the time!
Can't complain.
I think I'll make a private Maplestory server and edit Clonepa in as an NPC or enemy. I want to make a loli class but that seems difficulty.
I wonder what the carpet tastes like.
I can't stand the "fine arts" people who have decided to force others to like the same stuff.
How is that any better than when teens were taken from their homes and forced to pray the gay away, and forced to somehow want a woman instead of a man?
>>142 Who are these fine arts people you speak of and who are the poor people being oppressed by them?
I hate internet plebs, they really bug me.
Life is just a poor simulation of fantasy.
>>143 Numerous people in our government and education systems.
>>147
They made him take art. It was terrible he, being a DQN, just wanted to play air guitar but the teacher made him sculpt an in that they were graded on participation he failed the class.
Some nice mournful violins, eh.