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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 11:12

Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 22:14

Ode to the twelfth raisin.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 22:27

"Fuckin call the police then I don't care! ...I am pretty hungry anyway but fuck you! Grow a real beard, MOTHERFUCKER!"

52 Name: ( ˃ _ ˂) : 1993-09-7250 01:30

Thanks a lot [Streaming website]. I really love the fact that you have season two of every fucking show available in my area. Oh no, don't worry about season one.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 05:56

Is there a catgirl prostitute service? I'd pay cash money for that service. I'm serious, this is a great business opportunity going to waste.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 09:33

>>53
come to Japan

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 11:54

Good things always just seem to happen to me, and I'm really good at forgetting about the bad things if they ever happen

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 13:14

When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possess’d,
Desiring this man’s art and that man’s scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
I change the sonnet, though it's really cool,
Because the ending is so compromising;
It says to me things innocently cruel
And it's not nice to plagiarize, I know,
But I can not find love, which kind of blows.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 15:35

It's all about amnesia.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 16:03

I got Olympic Soccer for the PS1 for £1 last week in a charity shop, because it was one of the first Playstation games I ever played, at a friend's house. It's pretty fun, it reminds me a bit of European Club Soccer for the Sega Megadrive, in 3D. Anyways a funny glitch just happened. There's no injury time so as soon as the clock hits 45 the whistle blows for half time and the players leave the pitch and the stats come up. But you can skip the intermission, and the players just run to the other side of the pitch instead of into the tunnel. The CPU team (Poland) had just taken a shot when the whistle blew, and I immediately pressed X - to tackle, but instead it skipped the half-time bit - and the ball went in, and it registered it as a goal anyway even though time was up! It played the goal animations and replay and goal commentary and everything underneath the stats screen while the players got into position, but since I had pressed X and I guess it was registered as a new half, since the teams had swapped the goal counted as mine!

tl;dr there was a funny glitch in an ancient obscure football game and I thought it was neat.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 17:53

So Gaylord is an American thing

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 21:29

Happy ponytail day.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 21:37

I've
become so numb
I can't feel you there
I've become so tired
so much more aware
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 22:41

Terminally ill little girl fetish.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 00:40

Traybu-n

⊂二二二( ^θ^)二二二⊃

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 12:00

Wearing Wednesday socks. Dayum.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 13:22

No nervous Rex.

66 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7251 14:00

Wouldn't it be nice if you could shave your mutton chops off and cook them?

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 15:58

"'Illustrated' would have been a better word!" I chuckled to myself.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 17:24

my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 17:47

This time, I certainly went down the rabbit hole.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 20:45

Thanks to Socratic method, out world has a great history.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 21:06

When the hammer fell, it was escapism and fantasy that saved me, not rationality and logic.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 03:34

Oh god please just save me from them

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 04:35

>>71
It's possible to have both.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 06:18

>>73
Philosophers tend to be a rather useless bunch, though.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 11:52

Good name for DQN rock band: GET GETTERS.

I can imagine it taking #1 spot in the charts.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 13:48

Somebody should make a youtube poop mashing up the bad ending of Fez with something.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 13:54

>>75
Number 2 on the charts rather.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 12:08

If you guys are considering getting into Sauerbraten then I'd love to fire it back up. I used to spend hours making single-player maps, I wonder how it plays now.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 12:43

>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 14:09

>>78.79
Let's do this!

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 14:24

>>78-80
I want in too!

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 14:42

Aaaah, my heart!

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 15:14

I wish more people would listen to VIPtronic albums, but I'm afraid leaking it to Facebook would attract terrible people.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 17:52

>>83 I love the DQN Electronics ones but only have a couple VIPtronic ones, which is your favourite?

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 20:27

I am the velvet guy.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 23:03

>>83 same dilemma here...
WHERE CAN WE SHARE IT

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 23:13

>>86
How about 2ch VIP?

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 23:47

>>87 not a bad idea

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 01:22

After playing Minecraft in survival mode for 10 hours, I have

  • built shitty houses and a garden
  • mined
  • spawned inside a wall after loading a save and suffocated (twice)
  • gotten exploded near one of my houses and spawned in a desolate place far away from my base, making it impossible nearly to find again.

Why is this unplayable mess so popular?

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 09:24

>>89 It's not popular. Come back a few years ago.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 09:24

"I don't want to amplify - better use a megaphone then!"

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 09:33

If Yamantaka Eye did masturbate with a contact mic I totally would listen to that

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 12:36

They're initialisms if you pronounce the individual letters. Acronyms are when it makes a word you can say.

If anything, this makes that thread a lot more entertaining.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 12:48

>>89
If you make a bed and sleep in it, it becomes your new spawn point. You can also craft a compass that points to your (original) spawn point, or make a map.

What I like to do is build a giant floating "house" icon over my house, that way I can always see where it's at.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 14:23

It's full of not working.

96 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7254 14:44

http://butthug.com/image/20875805294
It's so obvious now where I went wrong. Sorry, boys and girls! I like you.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 14:46

>>90 If the sixth graders I dealt with last year on a daily basis were any indication, it's still very popular. Minecraft is what they did instead of classwork, the little shits.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 15:47

http://i.cubeupload.com/xDXJd4.jpg heh look what happened

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 16:39

Robotic librarian moé~.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 19:50

>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 20:04

I'm nervously biting my moustache. It's getting trimmed.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 01:55

Thanks Wik

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 05:43

>>89

> Why is this unplayable mess so popular?

Probably multiplayer and all the community-created content. Personally, despite its numerous flaws I think it's one of the best sandbox games I've played. Ever since Red Faction I've always liked first person games that let you edit the terrain, but Minecraft was the first one that had unlimited world editing capabilities while still being intuitive and fun.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 08:17

The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 13:24

Algorithms, my love.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 14:00

I've never played Minecraft, so I'll love that demand to someone else...

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 22:57

fuck this for a pint of cow semen

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 23:31

Maybe if I drink enough alcohol I'll stop thinking about it.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 02:28

I wanna be spanked.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 03:12

> our strategy will focus on creating a family of devices and services for individuals and businesses that empower people around the globe at home, at work and on the go, for the activities they value most.

some days, i feel like i could do this ceo shit better than him, fully aware that i have no business sense, experience, nor education.

this is one of those days.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 06:37

i wish a could get beaten up by a cute girl

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 08:09

I refuse to take sides.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 09:03

Without a doubt personal computers, GUI and the Internet are the greatest inventions ever. They bring satisfaction wherever you are, be it at home, at work or at your friend's house.

In fact, I'm watching porn right now.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 11:13

gooey

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 11:23

I wonder if I could take dried mushrooms, simmer them and reduce the broth into a sort of sauce I could put on noodles.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 18:32

How unfortunate, I was scarcely even submerged. But! Now I know that it's possible!

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 22:59

This moth has made me happier than any human ever could.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 23:58

i hate moths

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7257 00:18

>>118
I hate you, for the sole reason that you hate moths.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7257 00:27

>>119
that doesn't stop me from loving you.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7257 03:08

>>113
GUIs are overrated, I could watch SJIS and ASCII porn all day and see no difference.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7257 07:57

>>121
http://nig.gr/1ad Have some, then.

The site is huge, it would be nice if you some interesting finds.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 02:33

Opera song burp mouse

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 10:58

open song, burp nose

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 11:00

I am extremely upset.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 11:15

Denpa money nigger fad

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 17:02

I'm about to explore some of this "denpa" i've heard about. What are some essential denpa recordings?

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 20:04

sawn-off moustache.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 20:25

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 23:24

>>129 Great! I'm going with IOSYS - ワァオ! ハイパー電波チャン - ARM商業作品集- and あべにゅうぷろじぇくと - ぱるちゅの☆おやCHU for starters

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 23:26

oh and ちぃむdmp☆ - 電波LOVE〜でんぱあいす〜

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 10:23

I would like to be alike by carrying out. ― しにたい

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 10:41

Oh no!

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 10:43

I'm a bag of Hank.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 17:13

( ・ω・) Hi denpa, I'm clonepa!

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 17:54

It's getting better all the time!

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 22:29

Can't complain.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 22:50

I think I'll make a private Maplestory server and edit Clonepa in as an NPC or enemy. I want to make a loli class but that seems difficulty.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 23:10

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140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 23:54

>>139
wow look at those bazooms

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7261 08:27

I wonder what the carpet tastes like.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7261 20:04

I can't stand the "fine arts" people who have decided to force others to like the same stuff.

How is that any better than when teens were taken from their homes and forced to pray the gay away, and forced to somehow want a woman instead of a man?

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7262 10:47

>>142 Who are these fine arts people you speak of and who are the poor people being oppressed by them?

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7262 11:05

I hate internet plebs, they really bug me.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7262 18:08

Life is just a poor simulation of fantasy.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7262 22:07

>>143 Numerous people in our government and education systems.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7262 23:10

>>146 What have they done to get your knickers in a twist?

148 Name: Minister of Interior : 1993-09-7263 01:25

>>147
They made him take art. It was terrible he, being a DQN, just wanted to play air guitar but the teacher made him sculpt an in that they were graded on participation he failed the class.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7263 12:45

Some nice mournful violins, eh.

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