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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 11:12

Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 19:46

Life is so utterly absurd!

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 20:23

glass2k is a cool program!

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 21:39

I wish people would stop saying "program". It's called an app or application, stop trying to be retro.
Now excuse me while I dump my core over my 300 baud, or whatever.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 22:02

>>502,503
you two have to have a duel to the death now

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 22:59

I'm really in the mood for committing arson today.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7298 01:32

>>503

I don't understand how "program" is retro

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7298 03:09

Yeah, nor do I. I think of program like a real full program that you install under a full OS. Like Photoshop or Firefox. I think of "app" like little tiny programs that run on mobile device OS'es like Gibberbot or Comicflow.

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7298 09:11

Right now, my penis is the hardest organic substance known to man.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7298 17:03

Love her to death!

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7298 17:22

> Application, n. A piece of software; the result of programming a computer to carry out some function. Applications are usually not actually applied to anything.

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 00:17

I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.

512 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7299 01:54

Nice stickers on that laptop, man! How come you don't have a sticker of an espeon there yet, man? Come on! Get an espeon on your laptop.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 11:15

>>475
Gosh, it really is.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 15:55

Hey, y'know what I need to think and/or talk about more? Death. Yeah, definitely.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 21:23

I can't remember my yahoo password and I don't care about it.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 22:54

Suited only for machines and ghosts.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 23:09

>>514
Just watch the news and grumble to yourself.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 23:15

>>513
I only found it last week. Loving it so far!

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 10:18

Did someone make a #14 thread? I can't remember.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 15:57

what the heck is unquote-splicing?

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 16:36

>>519
in the future someone has made one

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 17:05

>>520
some lisp shit idunno

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 21:14

I like number 14. But you already know it.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 00:00

Remember, it's ok to paint a clown white, but if you paint your clown black, that's racist.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 00:24

It isn't a ritual, it isn't worship, it's just an offering of gifts.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 01:08

Don't be silly, 2AM is the ideal time for a tea party.

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 06:28

http://comic.pixiv.net/works/512
What the fuck is this? Is this a comic about DQN? Is it about the proper Japanese DQN? Or is it some senseless abbreviation that doesn't make any sense or something?

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 08:39

Have you noticed that I yap less about DPRK after unsubscribing from uriminzokkiri on Youtube? I was annoyed by them dominating my subscriptions, which were like "nothing that I want to watch + lots of Northern Korean news".

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 10:32

>>527
Looks like Yankee Dere-dere kanojo.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 23:37

Professors are jerks. Sometimes I regret dropping out thus failing to achieve my goal of becoming one.

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 04:29

>>527
It's a comic about two kids with DQN names, basically stupid names parents give their children. The main characters are tenshi and akuma (angel and demon.) I don't have time now to read past the title page but I'm guessing more characters with DQN names will make an appearance.
see: http://dqname.jp/
see: http://m.travel.cnn.com/tokyo/none/joy-and-pain-dqn-names-674680

532 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7302 06:44

It's 2:41AM and I just got it. I know how to save America. Take all Facebook users and force them onto treadmills connected to iPads. The iPads will be powered by the friction generated by use of the treadmills. The subjects will only be allowed to use Facebook or an iPad while on the treadmill and never while off it. The iPad can only remain powered on while the subject is running on the treadmill. The longer and faster the subject runs, the more they get to use Facebook/iPads.

The end result for any individual subject will be one of three things.
A) A subject will quit Facebook/iPad use causing them to form real relationships with real people and the world around them.
B) A subject will keep running to keep the iPad powered on, causing them to burn fat and become my physically healthy.
C) A subject will be too stupid to quit Facebook use, and too fat to keep the iPad powered on, thus they will continue until they go into cardiac arrest. If the subject is dead they can no longer breed and pass on the unhealthy and/or unintelligent genes to future generations of our species. And the economy is bolstered by the sudden need for cranes, crane operators, and the manufacturing of plus-sized coffins.

I just needed someplace to write this down where I would not loose this thought and /dqn/ was my best bet. Sorry for the intrusion.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 07:38

>>532
I wondered how you'd let them use the facebook "more" the faster they run if they can't use it without running, but then I realised you can give the device download speeds proportional to how fast they run.

534 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7302 08:04

http://gunshowcomic.com/742

My favourite
Colours and thoughts
Am I KC Green?

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 08:14

There's no America you can save.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 08:27

>>532
I saw a post detailing something very similar on another unspeakable site

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 08:53

no wonder he'd drive himself crazy, the impression of 'seeing yourself in five years' derives from language

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 10:11

I think I like Nightcore. Another thing I cannot show anyone without getting weired references or getting ashamed!!

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 10:40

A big bottom with no visible hole.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 10:49

Am dying send help.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 11:15

>>540
Press F1 for help.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 11:30

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543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 13:12

>>534
If only any of us had half the wit of KC Green

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 21:43

Come back little moth, I love you.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 22:05

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546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 22:58

>>544
Leave the light on for him!

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 23:44

gape an anus

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 23:46

Fuck I wanna pay for this shit but the only checkout line is an Asian's and I have all this Jap food

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 01:33

>>540
The help page for "I'm dying" could not be opened because it is in a depricated windows help file type, however a program used to add support for old windows help file types can be gained by going through the 3415 step authentication and verification of validity of your system process.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 10:50

>>532 You should watch Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror, one of the episodes is about something like that. I never watch TV but it's a really good show, a bit like a modern Twilight Zone

http://watchseries.lt/episode/black_mirror_s1_e2.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089049/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 13:20

Mahou Shoujo, The Wizard Man.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 13:22

Don't worry, >>543! We're all funny, each in his own special way!

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 15:00

I guess I might never understand foot fetishism.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 15:08

>>553
Neither do I, but I have enough "weird" fetishes of my own, so whatever.

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 15:42

>>554
I bet none of them are as weird as my terminal illness fetish.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 22:08

>>553
It's different for every fetishist. As for myself, I LOVE the domination and humiliation aspect that comes with it. I'm kind of a masochist

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 22:11

>>556 I like to suck soiled tampons

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 23:08

>>558
Okay, okay, you win.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 23:27

DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 23:34

Lately I've been wanting an e-relationship with an older woman for some reason.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 00:20

My waifu in a vector field.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 05:50

have you ever been scrubbing dishes really hard then imagined you were scrubbing somebody's face with a cheese grater?

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 09:37

I've come to realise that one of the main reasons I like stuff like anime and textboards is that I only really want to be obscure. My dream is to eventually fade into the internet itself, much like that guy.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 11:04

What should I use this £20 Amazon voucher for?

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 16:05

>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 17:41

Rabbit girls > cat girls.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 17:44

can't sleep too depressed

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 18:55

!Espeon/npa, what was it like during the war?

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 20:34

I don't think I understand the whole reddit thing and why users would care about it.

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 20:45

>>566 Hmmm not really me, you guys are the reason I like coming here. I don't think I consciously try to be obscure, but I guess a lot of things I'm interested in, I don't know anyone else IRL with the same interests...

Isn't that what today's definition of a "hipster" is, kind of? Deliberately doing things no one else does for the sake of being different? I don't think that really applies to people here, does it?

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 20:49

Wow there's a whole world of pipe-smokers on youtube

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 21:18

>>571
Probably not, I always got the impression that "hipsters" like to think that they're cool. I think DQNs have just become comfortable with their uncool-ness and embrace it.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 21:25

I fucking hate myself for being such a lazy fuck. At this rate I will never learn Japanese

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 21:41

>>574 Honestly, it's not worth learning. Do something constructive with your life instead.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 23:37

>>571
I doubt it applies here, dokyuns are interested in a huge range of things not because they are unpopular, but rather innovative or different, the bleeding edge will always be unpopular, but the lust is caused by the former and not the latter.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 23:43

>>564
I've pretty much erradicated all traces of any account I've ever had on a non-futaba style forum.

>>570
I don't undestand reddit either, it's basically SA, but with stricter moderation.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 00:27

>>573,576 I stroked my chin thoughtfully and nodded and made affirmative noises to both your posts

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 04:27

analyticalbackfill, that you

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 04:35

>>576
Did you really just referred to Kareha as bleeding edge?

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 05:28

>>580
It is compared to most forums. I mean it's not treeboard but it's well ahead of most bulitin boards.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 07:09

i wanna learn japanese too... learning by immersion is the best

>>574
here is something on laziness and being http://waa.ai/2au

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 08:21

Black President Barack Obama should mend his own country first instead of waging another war on the Middle East.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 10:11

How odd that you should post that Face Like A Frog video, last night I was on an Oingo Boingo spree... or did you know that?

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 11:33

>>575
But how will I read, play and watch all the untranslated manga, anime, JAV, TV Shows, Eroge, Doujinshi and JDrama? How will I talk to Japanese? How will I shitpost on 2ch and Futaba? (Given that 2ch will indeed come back)

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 12:06

Finally trying out Irisu Syndrome and it's addictive. And creepy.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 14:12

>>586
Oh, just you wait.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 18:15

I just watched Power Rangers: The Movie, how many of you can still remember their names?

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 23:29

Maybe I was always a fluid dynamicist, but I just didn't realise it.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 00:04

I don't remember when or why I stopped looking at important university documents and started looking up pictures of Suzumi Tamao on danbooru. It can't have been a gradual process; I must have made some sort of conscious decision at some point. Ah, whatever.

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 00:20

>>588
Ivan Ooze and Zordon are all I remember

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 01:20

>>591 I meant the power rangers themselves. In primary one (what's that, first grade?) each Monday we had to write a little bit about what we got up to at the weekend and illustrate it, and I always drew everyone wearing power ranger outfits, and Sonic's shoes, until I got told off with a written note in my jotter "stop drawing everyone in sonic outfits" HAHA she didn't know the difference between Sonic and Power Rangers what a chump!

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 01:54

Just sang for a whole hour

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 07:07

"Live and let live" is some meaningless absolute space dualist bullshit please don't equate it with empathy

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 13:06

Something is happening on /b/!

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 20:55

For the first time in a long time, it actually feels like a Sunday.

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 22:22

>>595 what happen.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 22:26

I just looked at /b/ again for the first time in quite a long while, I was thinking it's gotten really shit, but it's probably just as shit as it was a few years ago...

"You are a fat fucking pedo piece of shit and I will track you. Fucking cunt.

-Anon Raedon
Lead Staff Member of Anonymous"

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 22:41

I want to interrogate him, but an hour seems excessive.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 23:31

>>598

>-Anon Raedon
>Lead Staff Member of Anonymous

It clearly got worse.

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