Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.
Half the fun!
Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
もうミキ先生、ひどいよ!
I'd love a http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ service that used the contents of DQN
I'm a sexy male! You're welcome to oil my body and play with my nipples.
Happy memories!
Happy mammaries!
Roboto des.
>>11
I think I killed 4chan. They said it was a fatal error and begged to never click on that link again.
I think I am kawaii desu ne.
No, I'm certain about that. I'm pretty kawaii.
New Rozen Maiden in a matter of hours! How exciting.
What could I even be thinking?
Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.
Oh no, it's one of "those" scenes, isn't it?
I'm not complaining but I'd have made this thread #13 like in league tables whenever there are two tied for a position, they have the same number, and the following one is the number it would have been anyway rather than the net number after the tied one. The "lovely weather" one was the leading #11 since it came first. But now we are back to normal and it doesn't matter! Let's put it all behind us.
>>24 We should ignore #13 and make #14 instead when this thread is done.
>>26 Nah that's not really what I meant, that would be a bit pointless. A bit blunt. It would need a sharpener.
What have I become?
And it even retains its fragrance - truly, a befitting gift!
>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.
Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.
I love Visvim
A dude in front of me is reading fiction book on self-motivation, what a faggot!
If I come back to you in a few hours utterly distraught and inconsolable, please bear with me.
There's my kutyuli mutyuli!
>>32
Perhaps we should start labelling the from #1 again since we already know it's a subthread of #14. That's definitely a good idea.
I'm distraught and inconsolable! Feel sorry for me!
As muh as I hate dining alone I couldn't resist the temptation of greasy diner food.
Maybe I could be a teacher for special needs kids...
Victor Borge is pretty funny, thanks for posting him in the youtube thread Mr. DQN!
Home tomorrow with a fancy new free sofa! And a picture I've loved for years that I'm finally getting my hands on.
This is the picture, it's big and framed http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/719153HaroldAndMaudeB1.jpg
>>38
Err, did I post this? Because I certainly feel this way. Probably I should start posting with fusianasan in my name field.
Oyasuminasal, DQN!
It was the "onii-chan" that did it.
Ode to the twelfth raisin.
"Fuckin call the police then I don't care! ...I am pretty hungry anyway but fuck you! Grow a real beard, MOTHERFUCKER!"
Thanks a lot [Streaming website]. I really love the fact that you have season two of every fucking show available in my area. Oh no, don't worry about season one.
Is there a catgirl prostitute service? I'd pay cash money for that service. I'm serious, this is a great business opportunity going to waste.
Good things always just seem to happen to me, and I'm really good at forgetting about the bad things if they ever happen
When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possess’d,
Desiring this man’s art and that man’s scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
I change the sonnet, though it's really cool,
Because the ending is so compromising;
It says to me things innocently cruel
And it's not nice to plagiarize, I know,
But I can not find love, which kind of blows.
It's all about amnesia.
I got Olympic Soccer for the PS1 for £1 last week in a charity shop, because it was one of the first Playstation games I ever played, at a friend's house. It's pretty fun, it reminds me a bit of European Club Soccer for the Sega Megadrive, in 3D. Anyways a funny glitch just happened. There's no injury time so as soon as the clock hits 45 the whistle blows for half time and the players leave the pitch and the stats come up. But you can skip the intermission, and the players just run to the other side of the pitch instead of into the tunnel. The CPU team (Poland) had just taken a shot when the whistle blew, and I immediately pressed X - to tackle, but instead it skipped the half-time bit - and the ball went in, and it registered it as a goal anyway even though time was up! It played the goal animations and replay and goal commentary and everything underneath the stats screen while the players got into position, but since I had pressed X and I guess it was registered as a new half, since the teams had swapped the goal counted as mine!
tl;dr there was a funny glitch in an ancient obscure football game and I thought it was neat.
So Gaylord is an American thing
Happy ponytail day.
I've
become so numb
I can't feel you there
I've become so tired
so much more aware
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you.
Terminally ill little girl fetish.
Wearing Wednesday socks. Dayum.
No nervous Rex.
Wouldn't it be nice if you could shave your mutton chops off and cook them?
"'Illustrated' would have been a better word!" I chuckled to myself.
my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension
This time, I certainly went down the rabbit hole.
Thanks to Socratic method, out world has a great history.
When the hammer fell, it was escapism and fantasy that saved me, not rationality and logic.
Oh god please just save me from them
Good name for DQN rock band: GET GETTERS.
I can imagine it taking #1 spot in the charts.
Somebody should make a youtube poop mashing up the bad ending of Fez with something.
If you guys are considering getting into Sauerbraten then I'd love to fire it back up. I used to spend hours making single-player maps, I wonder how it plays now.
>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.
Aaaah, my heart!
I wish more people would listen to VIPtronic albums, but I'm afraid leaking it to Facebook would attract terrible people.
>>83 I love the DQN Electronics ones but only have a couple VIPtronic ones, which is your favourite?
I am the velvet guy.
After playing Minecraft in survival mode for 10 hours, I have
Why is this unplayable mess so popular?
"I don't want to amplify - better use a megaphone then!"
If Yamantaka Eye did masturbate with a contact mic I totally would listen to that
They're initialisms if you pronounce the individual letters. Acronyms are when it makes a word you can say.
If anything, this makes that thread a lot more entertaining.
>>89
If you make a bed and sleep in it, it becomes your new spawn point. You can also craft a compass that points to your (original) spawn point, or make a map.
What I like to do is build a giant floating "house" icon over my house, that way I can always see where it's at.
It's full of not working.
http://butthug.com/image/20875805294
It's so obvious now where I went wrong. Sorry, boys and girls! I like you.
>>90 If the sixth graders I dealt with last year on a daily basis were any indication, it's still very popular. Minecraft is what they did instead of classwork, the little shits.
http://i.cubeupload.com/xDXJd4.jpg heh look what happened
Robotic librarian moé~.