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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 11:12

Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 12:52

Cleaning sperm of your floor after self whiping yourself and jacking off to feet is such a pain

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 14:10

>>855
Put a ton of tissues (or some cheap cloth you'll wash/throw away afterwards) on the floor beforehand, and you won't have to worry about making a mess!

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 14:25

>>856
I should have thought of that...

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 15:42

Who're you eating dinner with tonight?

Trigonometry.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 17:08

I love you

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 17:11

What happened to the little guy with the pan

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 17:33

>sperm of your floor

If your floor produces sperm, I'd say you have bigger problems.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 19:26

>>861
( L_TM)Μ°έ ƒ@I hate my life

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 21:06

When was the last time you drew a hypotrochoid anyway?

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 21:44

A set is not the sum of its elements.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7337 08:18

What the fuck happens between 20-something and old or middle age that makes people so fucking stupid?

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7337 08:55

Roommates have been partying every night for the past week. Fuck I just want to sleep.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7337 13:32

>>865
Becoming jaded and realizing that all the idealistic stuff you thought was so smart when you were young was the real stupid stuff, after all.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7337 14:39

Whatever you do, do not ask me what my favourite fruit is. It isn't apples.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7337 17:00

http://i.imgur.com/SAzqJoG.png
Sweden game is unfair, nida. Corea is cleary supelior, nida.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7337 22:50

Now all I need is a small, ornate, circular, freestanding mirror.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 01:01

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@ @THATS MAMA LUIGI TO YOU MARIO
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872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 01:23

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@ @SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
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873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 01:26

한국어로 YouTube 보기

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 01:59

Which came first? Ranch, or Cool Ranch?

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 03:45

>>874
Ranc-

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 08:05

For some reason I find this video way more arousing than "real" porn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x2sDsb4XFw

By the way, anybody know who the girl is?

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 11:50

>>876
(L„D`G)Κ§Κ§

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 16:50

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I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS!
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879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 17:08

Today I saw two cute Asian girls huddled together under a single umbrella. It was just like that one episode of Strawberry Panic!

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 17:42

>>876
I found it myself with some google fu. Fortunately they give her name away at the beginning of the video (Šσ = Nozomijand after about an hour of googling various AV sites I found it:
‚¨μ—l‚Ν‚¨”M‚’‚Μ‚ͺ‚¨D‚«I (The young miss loves hot things!)
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=1iscr00006/

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 18:00

>>879
I saw a tiny Asian girl wearing a cap that had "Badboy" written on it.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 05:18

I saw a license plate that said "DQN" on it. Unfortunately didn't take a picture to share.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 05:36

Do you know? Koala's appendix is 2 meters long

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 09:28

>>882 one time i saw someone with one of those oval stickers that said DQN and nearly crashed into a pole

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 11:20

>>882,884
Did it happen in Japan?

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 11:55

Sprite is back!

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 14:00

My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 15:18

Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 15:40

I thought I was banned for a bit there, but I guess it was just a server glitch or something.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 22:34

I love, love, love!

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 00:46

Why does this girl have to reiterate the fact that she's a nerd with every tweet she makes...? She also makes at least one tweet per day about how "awesome" it is to be a lesbian even though she's admitted she's never even had lesbian sex. Its like she's trying too hard to be a nerd and she has to remind herself that she is a lesbian or else she'll forget.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 01:53

>>891
Does she have a tumblr?

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 10:03

>>891
Sounds like she desperately wants attention.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 10:32

Squeeks is not Australian, Squeeks is British! You lied to me this whole time!

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 15:39

>>891
Sounds like she's not really either of those things.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 16:58

Much as I adore yuri manga, I have to admit that lesbian sex is really boring compared to "normal" sex.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 17:13

>>896
I agree. When I was a foolish youngun, I used to be able to masturbate just to the image of two cute women kissing. I still find yuri heartwarming but now that I'm old and jaded I find it pretty hard to get off to something unless there's some dicks around. I guess that's why futanari is a thing.

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 17:15

dicks everywhere

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 21:40

I dreamed of her again. It had been so long since last time.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 22:01

>>899
did you dream about a moe anthropomorphism of this 900GET?

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 22:23

So I was thinking of something that I was going to say sucks donkey dick, but for some reason the phrase came to my mind as "sucks donkey dong" instead. Then it occurred to me that "sucks Donkey Kong" would be funnier.

"sucks Donkey Kong" is now on my list of colorful words and phrases I intend to use more often, but will probably end up never using at all.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 23:27

I swear, if that one guy doesn't stop spamming "Is it fun to poop?" in old threads, I'm going to become slightly upset!

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7341 00:24

>>902
Well, is it?

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7341 04:35

I am so fuckin tried right now.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7341 11:52

>>901
Sounds like a phrase that would be used in a sit-com about lovable nerds. It is funny though. Also, you suck donkey cunt.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7341 21:33

Oh my god, that cup of tea was amazing. Damn.

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7342 00:35

I played ET for the Atari. I like it.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7342 09:26

Dylan

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7342 12:42

>>908
Bob?

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7342 16:52

It's a peacock party!

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7342 19:11

Hello to all Dylans in the world

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 00:55

I consider Bob to be my friends. Are you reading this? If you are message me and tell me you read this.

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 06:06

Why not just be an anti Semite?

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 09:38

>>913
Because it would probably make more sense to just be anti-Israel, which despite what some people might tell you, isn't the same thing?

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 11:44

>>913,914
One difference, for example, is that the former say that all jews are greedy gold-hoarders (some jews may be honest to god, hard-working jews!), and the latter say that Israel breaks international laws, destabilizes the Middle East and gets away with it protected by the US.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 14:23

Voru de moto.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 16:06

Volvo's damn motor.

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 16:15

The ultimate superhero: Revolverine.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 16:40

I need a sword

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 18:12

Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't find the site were you could download all those eroge

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 21:28

^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?

922 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7343 23:41

Hello this is Espeon. I'm in desperate need of a hug or a kiss again.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7344 02:14

I should clean up those crumbs.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7344 10:00

>>922
I would not give you a hug but I would violently cuddle you.

Damp shoes are the worst.

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7344 15:15

Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7344 15:29

>erogedownload
Oh, hey it's back up ( LΝM)
I was really despaired yesterday (GL„DM)

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7344 17:50

>>922
I'd hate-cuddle you until you were black & blue. Then I'd go have a burger & butterscotch shake somewhere way outside of the city.

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7344 18:31

It's like Benjamin Button, but in reverse

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7344 18:59

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

930 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7345 00:49

>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 03:45

What do the Kha'ak want?

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 14:46

Yes, it's rice.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 19:26

Pietro is so cute

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 22:12

But you have not noticed.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 23:02

I had read a comment that said "sleep to your heart content", but I for some reason wanted it to say "sleep to your heart continent". I found that to be funny, even if it's just something I made up over someone's comment.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 23:13

>>935
I saw "birch buttons" in a craft store once that my mind read as "bitch buttons".

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 00:01

Maybe I have noticed, and just waiting to see what comes next before I show my hand

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 00:54

I'm about to sleep to my heart content, >>935!~

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 03:07

???? ?? ????? i;L„DMj

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 03:49

Say "diarrhoea dump" one more time, motherfucker.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 09:02

@’
’ ’

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 09:31

Don't you fucking usurp me, assclown!

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 10:09

Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 14:36

Well gee, I sure hope not.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 16:06

I don't use Twitter very much and I've just come across a bunch of tweets praising me that I missed, I feel all fuzzy!

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 19:10

HAMMINGU

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 20:21

YUROP

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 20:34

”’‚’A”’‚’A

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 23:57

Remember the "lonely text world of DQN" thing? That thing was kind of cool.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7347 01:27

>>949 I still leave stuff there from time to time, come on down

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7347 09:07

fuck

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7347 12:03

People who don't have tea parties must have such unfulfilling lives.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7347 20:11

Bereft, cast upon the uncaring fields of molecular geometry, I shall forge a home for myself.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7347 21:54

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