【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫41歳】 (486)

1 Name: Kuroda : 1993-09-7300 08:50

精神に異常をきたす何をやっても駄目、一生芽も出ない自称俳優が暴れて困ってます。
どなたか、精神病院へ連行の上、強制隔離してください。

ちなみにこのバカ・・・
年齢・今年41歳、身長160cm台でロンパリ不細工面のハゲ。
高校中退の自衛隊くずれ、未だ正社員としての職歴なしの完全負け組。
ネットワークビジネスと怪しい新興宗教にはまり、
無保険車で人を跳ね飛ばし、多額の借金を抱え、
万年バイトでジリ貧生活を送るあまりに情けない中年男。
趣味は仮面ライダーごっこ。

http://ameblo.jp/elvis-asuka/

Elvis-Aska is the most disgraceful in Japan.
He is a real psychotic categorized as a paranoid. and he is continuing playing an actor in delusion.

I introduce him...
his age is 40 years old, and height is 160 cm, and also his last school education is a junior high school.
He is a dropout of the society which has not yet worked as a full-time employee.
He is doing activity of the pyramid selling business and a doubtful new religion.
As a result, he is leading the shameful life which is saddled with a big debt.

His features are an ugly face of a walleyes, and the bald head.
and, also His hobby is performing the character in a children's TV-program and playing.
His song and performance are very shameful and ludicrous follies.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%E3%82%A8%E3%83%AB%E3%83%93%E3%82%B9%E9%A3%9B%E9%B3%A5&oq=%E3%82%A8%E3%83%AB%E3%83%93%E3%82%B9%E9%A3%9B%E9%B3%A5&gs_l=youtube-reduced.3..0.2172.5719.0.6219.10.10.0.0.0.0.265.1608.0j5j4.9.0...0.0...1ac.4j1.D3c7W8fHmtw

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 10:18

I thought every Japanese person held an advanced degree and knew how to build robots.

3 Name: 黒田 : 1993-09-7300 10:29

>>2を翻訳しておきますねw

「へぇ〜 わたしは日本人って全員、高学歴でロボットを平気で作る頭脳があると思ってたよ。(そんな底辺も居るんだねぇ)」

4 Name: 黒田 : 1993-09-7300 10:37

>>2
He is all the Japanese's shame. This man is very geek.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 11:03

Could be worse.
Could be Extreme Elvis.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 21:14

Fuck off you gook

7 Name: 黒田 : 1993-09-7301 07:33

>>6
NO!NO!No!! He is not GOOK but JAP. Understand?

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 07:52

>>7
They're all the same to me.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 10:08

>>8
Now-now, how did they even get the internet to your farm?

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 10:43

>>9
I live in a metropolitan city, gook lover.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 10:44

>>10
Quintin Tarintino please leave, you're drunk and being racist again.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 12:57

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Thread derailed ! Thread derailed !
 ⊂彡

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 18:39

( ・-・) Someone call for me?

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 19:28

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like when you were an Elvis impersonator?

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 05:21

( ´ω`) I was a hunka hunka burnin' love. Not that different from nowadays, really.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 06:22

Hey, sorry Japanese guy. But I have no idea who Elvis-Aska is and I really don't care.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 15:52

It carries out and is DQN.

18 Name: 黒田 : 1993-09-7303 16:59

Sorry, All Americans.
From now on, This thread becomes a board for information exchange in Japanese for Japanese people.
We have to study the insane called Elvis-Aska, and have to erase from society.
Thanks for the cooperation.

19 Name: 日本人 : 1993-09-7303 21:15

このエルビス飛鳥かっこいいな。
なぜいじめてるか、お前?

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 21:25

honka taka danko binaga torotori haparika

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 22:04

nama mugi nama gome nama tamago!

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 22:14

>>18
Please do so, but assimilate the rest of the world or at least Europe as well, not just Americas.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 22:46

>>22
I don't think they know about any countries that are not Japan, US, China, the Koreas, and various Asian countries that are on NHK news that day.

24 Name: I&I : 1993-09-7304 04:29

>>19

>エルビス飛鳥かっこいいな

おまえキチガイだろw

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 05:46

penis

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 12:39

ooga booga ongo bongo

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 13:55

>>26
Ongo Bongo?
I love little girls they make me feel so good.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 15:21

>>27 わっちも。

29 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7304 15:54

エーフィ!エーフィ!

30 Name: 黒田 : 1993-09-7304 16:36

国内屈指のキチガイ男・エルビス飛鳥のブログ・・・
ゴテゴテと写真だ文字だを装飾した汚さがあいつの人間性そのままだよな

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 21:06

CoolとかStylishとかとは対極を成す、錯綜混沌感丸出しの気違いブログ by 佐藤孝夫
異常な自己顕示欲求と精神破綻した内面性がよく見てとれるな。

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 21:24

>>28
lee hung chow, ah kee dung

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 23:38

>>32
You no mess with Lo Wang.

34 Name: 親友くろだ : 1993-09-7305 11:55

エルビス飛鳥
にやけた短い口線に不気味に釣り上がった口角のシワ、それにあのロンパリの逝っちゃ目。
とにかく顔がキモいんだ、性格の異常さをよく現している。

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 14:47

>>34
ひどすぎる!嘘つけ!
エルビス飛鳥様は勇敢で御洒落でよい香りがするよね。
よい夫だろう。

36 Name: 黒田 : 1993-09-7305 16:07

>>36
お前、日本語不自由すぎるだろw
物乞い大好きシナ人か?それとも人間モドキのコリアンか?

37 Name: 黒田 : 1993-09-7305 16:37

I made the autograph album for a 4-CH users.
Please leave a comment as commemoration of a visit.
Thanks for the cooperation.

http://jbbs.livedoor.jp/bbs/read.cgi/study/11898/1377966631/l50

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 18:13

Did you win the war against evil Elvis-Asuka and his henchmen?

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 08:58

勇敢で御洒落でよい香り ( ˃ ヮ˂)プッ

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 09:47

I think all these nerds are jealous of Elvis-Asuka-sama.

41 Name: I&I : 1993-09-7306 16:27

>>40
それだけはありえないから、クソ野郎www

42 Name: I&I : 1993-09-7306 16:37

英語でも答えておいてやるか

>>40
Hey you!! That'll be a cold day in hell.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 16:47

>>40
They're just being tsundere.
"B-baka Elvis-Asuka! I-it's not like we like you or anything!"

44 Name: Elvis-Asuka-san : 1993-09-7306 23:33

Fear me, for I am mr. Elvis-Asuka-san‼

45 Name: Elvis-Asuka : 1993-09-7306 23:55

Kimochi Warui, thank you very much.

46 Name: 黒田 : 1993-09-7307 10:03

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 10:08

>>46
Stop. Bye!

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 23:04

Rock on forever, Japan!

49 Name: 黒田 : 1993-09-7308 16:50

>>47
うまい!!!www

50 Name: 平山次男デブ : 1993-09-7309 16:43

Takao is GROSS

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 05:54

Calvin & Hobbes are G.R.O.S.S.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7311 18:05

Masked Rider GROSS

53 Name: 黒飛 : 1993-09-7312 23:53

精神異常者エルビス飛鳥の情報はこちらへお願いします。

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 11:13

40才すぎても正職すら就かずに右手が恋人のチョンガーで、
頭の中は幼稚なヒーローごっこにプロレスだカラテだ燃えよドラゴンだ、
はたまた昔のアイドル歌手だ、と典型的な駄目ヲタクの見本(サンプル)みたいな奴だよなw

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 20:37

I actually have textbooks on Japanese, but I lack the willpower and concentration to actually learn it.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 20:52

The Japanese For Busy People textbooks are good

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 20:57

Oops thought I was on a different board there... it was the long pause between clicking Reply and the page refreshing that gave it away

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 07:01

I'm peeing

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 08:43

This thread is my pee

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 15:44

>>58
勝手にしょんべんしとけや!
てか、日本の恥部・えるびす飛鳥なんて舞台のオーディエンスを前にしてちんぽしごいてオナニー見せてるけどなw
いろんな意味で恥ずかしすぎる41歳

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 17:47

>>60
What are you saying you crazy gook?

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 18:47

>>61
Something about the pleasure of being cummed inside.

63 Name: 黒田 : 1993-09-7316 02:23

エルビスのキチガイおっさん、
自分で作ったユアペディアを消してるなw
事実を書き込まれ編集されたことが余程気に食わなかったらしいwww

何が誹謗中傷だ、お前が声高に叫べることか?wwww

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 04:20

Why are these foreigners posting here? Don't they have their own site where they can slander someone in their stupid language?

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 04:37

I'm reminded of the time back when I was into MUDs that I went on Stonia and was looking around. The dialogue that ensued on the chat line went something like this:

Couple of guys: <words in Estonian> fuck <more words in Estonian>
Me: <question about the game in English>
Moderator: Speak English guys, we have a guest on board.
One of the guys: Fuck English! This is Estonian MUD, not for foreigner!
Moderator: You will speak the fucking English or you will fucking shut up.
Couple of guys: <opt to fucking shut up for the next several minutes>

I continued my MUD search elsewhere after that.

66 Name: 黒田 : 1993-09-7316 07:49

>>64
Shut up! STUPID MAN!!

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 08:02

>>66
Yellow monkey go home!

68 Name: 黒田 : 1993-09-7316 11:28

>>67
Hey, the STUPID YANKEE there! Is that all you've got?
Bring it on!!!

Yellow Monkey = Elvis "Masturbation" Aska ( ˃ ヮ˂)<wwwwwwww

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 12:42

I, for one, welcome our jaundiced primatial guests.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 17:09

>>68
Yellow monkey go home!

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 19:20

I'm still peeing

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 22:43

>>71
How's your pee?

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 23:38

>>72
Feels good man.

74 Name: 平山次男デブ : 1993-09-7317 04:10

きちがいエルビスが毎晩、誹謗中傷だとの理由で削除してるなw
ついでに自分が立てたセシル関連の記事を消してやがるわww
あいかわらず姑息すぎてもうwww
http://ja.yourpedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%A8%E3%83%AB%E3%83%93%E3%82%B9%E9%A3%9B%E9%B3%A5

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7317 04:27

>>74
Wow, Wiki vandalism. Your parents must be so proud.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7317 13:06

>>75
This is not WP, editing is not vandalism.
Vandalism is what you do on Wikipedia instead of doing something more useful for your own life.

77 Name: 平山次男デブ : 1993-09-7318 02:49

>>70
Stupid yankee go home!!
>>71
だまれ、しょんべんたれ!!

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7318 02:58

>>77
4-ch is an English BBS you imbecile.

>3) With exceptions to the languages and japanese boards, English is only to be used.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7318 09:58

>>78
DQN is a Japanese board, it is borrowed from Japanese culture after all!

80 Name: 佐藤孝夫はオナニスト : 1993-09-7318 12:06

>>78
If U cannot understand Japanese, U don't have the qualification for participating.

IMBECILE GO HOME!

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7318 12:59

>>80
IMBECILEって言う方がIMBECILEだ!

82 Name: 佐藤孝夫はオナニスト : 1993-09-7318 13:04

>>81
おまい、どこの統失だよwカンラカンラ

83 Name: 佐藤孝夫 : 1993-09-7318 13:59

エルビス飛鳥を自称するうすら馬鹿・佐藤タカヲのプロフィールをおさらいしよう!

*年齢 41歳(ボテっとした体系が見苦しい中年)

*出生地 福井県

*名前
エルビス飛鳥(本名は竹野)というのは虚偽で本名は佐藤孝夫(さとうたかを)

*性別

*地域
東京

*職業
アルバイト(苦笑)

*趣味
2ちゃんねる荒らし、岡田有紀子でオナニー、カルト信仰宗教の勧誘、いかがわしいマルチ商法の勧誘、中年のおっさんが人前で堂々と仮面ライダーごっこ

*特技
2ちゃん荒らしでプロバイダー強制解約(過去3〜5回)、空気も読めずにひとりでカラオケ、焦点の合わない目で気持ち悪がられること

*音楽
仮面ライダーのカラオケ

*抱負
無車検の車で暴走して人を跳ね飛ばして負った借金を返済する。

*レギュラー出演
ローカルラジオ番組「エルビス飛鳥のおはようナイスデイ!」(せっかくもらった機会もウィットの微塵もないMCの下手さに打ち切り・・・)

==その他プロフィール==

精神異常者として知られる危険人物である

昭和仮面ライダーマニアの気持ち悪いおっさんである

入ったスナックで「フリードリンクですか?」などとのたまう非常識な顰蹙野郎である

==ディスコグラフィー==

常時: そこら中で迷惑なライダーごっこ

2013年: 仮面ライダーを演じた俳優からも忌み嫌われ、2013年に関連イベントの出入り全面禁止処分になる

84 Name: 佐藤孝夫 : 1993-09-7318 14:08

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7318 18:43

>>79
The word "Japanese" in the sentence links to the Nihongo board. DQN is not included in the exceptions if you hover over the links. Take a look at the rules for yourself if you want. Nips are only allowed to spout their nonsense in http://4-ch.net/language/ and http://4-ch.net/nihongo/ until a change is made to the rules.

86 Name: 佐藤孝夫 : 1993-09-7319 03:10

>>85
ゴチャゴチャうるせー、inbecile guy

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 03:28

テランス:あなたのクソの顔の叔父のfuckaシャット
あなたは、叔父のfucka舐めるコックしゃぶりお尻だ
あなたが、叔父のfuckaいる真のはい
誰もが非常にあなたのように叔父をファックしない

フィリップ:あなたのクソの顔の叔父のfuckaシャット
あなたの叔父、叔父のfuckaを犯さ一つだね
あなたは、食べたり芝生をスリープまたは刈るいけない
あなただけ一日中あなたの叔父をファック

(リズミカルなおならの音)
フィリップ:うーん!
(リズミカルなおならの音)
(笑)
(リズミカルなおならの音)
いくつかの男:ここで何が起こっているの?
(リズミカルなおならの音)
いくつかの女性:何ゴミ!
いくつかの他の男:さて、あなたは何を期待していますか?彼らはカナダ人だ。
野郎野郎叔父のfucka叔父のfuckaのfuckaのfuckaのfucka
T&P:あなたのクソの顔の叔父のfuckaシャット
あなたは、ボーンヘッド痛烈ろくでなし叔父のfuckaだ
テランス:あなたは、私が言わなければならない叔父のfuckaだ
フィリップ:なぜあなたは昨日のあなたの叔父を犯さ
全員:(笑)
人々:おじさんのfucka...それはだ
全員:U-N-C-L-EはあなたをFUCK!叔父
Fuckkaaah! hhooo-HA!

フィリップ:私のボールを吸う!

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 04:35

>>86

>inbecile

Stupid fucking Jap.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 12:25

>>85,88
You seem disproportionately upset over all of this. Is it really just because you can't understand Japanese?

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 22:49

>>89
It's probably because he's
a prat.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 00:03

>>89
>>90
Yeah, guys, great. Let's just keep encourage their e-drama. I'm sure if a westerner made a thread about some loser with an insignificant net presence in English for him and his buddy to circlejerk in, everyone would be fine with it.

Bend over for that yellow dick you geeks.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 00:27

>>91 YOU DON'T BELONG HERE WHITE DEVIL

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 00:55

Fartazoid was here

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 02:15

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 09:50

>>91
This guy is complaining about the fact it's in Japanese though, not what it's actually about.

96 Name: おれクロダ : 1993-09-7328 16:05

最近はキチガイ佐藤の情報はないのか?

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7328 18:50

sixty niggers

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7329 04:36

何がエルビスだ、気持ち悪いツラして人前に出てんじゃねぇ
てか空気読めよ、鼻つまみ者
何処に行っても買うのは顰蹙だけ。失せろ、粗大ゴミ

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7329 05:13

I'm peeing

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7329 06:18

pee

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