Oh, meat!
>>102
│ 、
│ ヽ(´・ω・`)ノ Name my balls.
│ へノ /
└→ ω ノ
>
I know it makes you feel like you have a big penis when you hate on things that are popular, but you're really not as cool as you think you are.
I hate big penises
>>106
Just because a big penis touched you inappropriately when you were young, doesn't mean they're ALL bad.
are we not pins?
Does anybody want sex with me?
I don't know. I don't understand. I don't understand why I don't know. I don't know why I don't understand.
おは幼女。ロリ今晩は。
Under the bridge. Troll to issho.
I wonder if there is a free after-church group that can help me stop being depressed about the cancellation of spice and wolf, it has been years.
Music for people who're already dead inside.
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS.
I don't have any pranks prepared, so it's a good thing that I don't have anyone to prank either.
I want to stay at Maison Loli.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1189459867/922
Praising Nissan for its use of Wankel engine might be good.
Stop the presses! It's Mazda that makes Wankel engines for its cars.
Oh, uh, it's too late, what an embarrassment.
>>119 Don't worry! If I had a "Nii-san" I would "Wankle" it anyway!
I just broke my car's wing mirror, got lost during my commute somehow, arrived late to work, and my college is harassing me because of unpaid debts. But I'm in a good mood still.
The universe doesn't exist for the likes of you! The universe barely exists at all!
>>122
Does the universe still exist if no one's there to perceive it?
Your days are numbered, beard.
DQN is an oasis in a desert of shit.
Tamao-chan is an angel.
I am scared of be crazy, we are too normal.
If Nissan built a Wankel engine as tough as their V6 engines, I would be impressed.
I've been feeling rather 浮き浮き recently.
Oh Pingu you cheeky wee penguin!
Shit, man. The number of times I think "Where's my error message?" when expecting a UDP packet send to fail.
My onii-chan is an astrophysicist.
Is my star to come?
I hate Shii!
The colonies are doooooooooooone
I miss my CRT screen.
Wishing on a star that seems far off, hoping it will come today.
Shii looks a lot less happy on my mobile phone.
Don't hit the inflatable punchy clown.
Is an angel watching closely over me?
Could my love ever be enough to satisfy a yandere?
We can't go back any more.
>>140 makes me nostalgic about the pleasant sensation of CRT display warming my buttocks up.
I have a CRT screen. Not on this computer but on my old-gaming one.
I miss degaussing my 21" CRT.
>>150 eye don't want to watch it just before bed but eye will later
It's never too early for despair!
I can't even post in the right thread today.
I just want to be a girl and become the cutest
♫ So many wish never to be born, wasting the dawn...
Jesus my fucking Christ, minicult has created a draft of "Foundations of the State Cultural Policy". Welcome to the Orthodox USSR, you are not welcome here.
This will probably outlaw 4-ch eventually.
>>155
No, I'm going to be the cutest girl! You can be second cutest.
yesterday moot decided that he was going to remove the textboards from 4chan. they are in a read-only state right now, so no one can post. this makes me kind of sad.
Meh. The only thread worth keeping there was the old "I love Japan" thread where everyone ragged on Japan.
Hello, I come from world4ch's /vip/. Please take me to your nearest VIP deposits thankyou.
I'm going to eat~chau this breakfast.
What're you thinking about, Onii-chan?
I'm thinking about how un-cute and rude my sister has become. Such foul language she uses, very un-girly.
Wipe too much? Itchy butthole.
Wipe too little? Itchy butthole.
You just can't win
She'll be disappointed to find that her liver hasn't disappeared overnight.
I should study more if I want to get anywhere in college. Also bidet is truly the way to go.
KILL
Dance, you faggots!
I still can't believe they made a moé anime out of the Cthulhu mythos. I just... what sort of world am I living in? I... I can't...
>>173
They won't stop until they moé-fy everything. EVERYTHING.
I hate my monitor, I want some tasty rice and I'd like to have a boyfriend.
CHAOS CHAOS I WANNA CHAOS
>>175 I have rice in my cupboard and I'm single. I can't help you with the monitor situation.
The moth physics in Call of Cthulhu: DCotE are mind blowing.
I just want to wake up and be with him.
Why not just laminate your colon?
Princess Kenny is the best thing that happened to South Park.
>posts on DQN
>bashes something as being "for nerds"
Rorita konpurekkusu.
did someone try to find out what language my pasta was from? because it's a toy I made
Horsemen.
Hmmm.
Hor-semen.
Perhaps I really have become a horrible person.
Perhaps the worst thing about Reddit is that it's full of the sort of people who use /s when they're being sarcastic. For fuck's sake.
Don't be silly, everyone knows there's no meaning to life.
I like to believe that during the Crusades, two of my ancestors did battle against each other at some point. And then later on they went to a party together and had a good time.
I really wish I didn't have that interview tomorrow.
Someone should just hand me that degree on a silver platter!
Real genuine East Anglian hydrocarbons!
心無い人になってしまった。
frrrrp
I'm not stupid, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
aLSO, this http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1654048
Don't lose it!