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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 14:45

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301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 02:32

>>299
>>300
I couldn't fit it in. Only a bit of the head went in. I'll have to lube it up better next time and see how it goes.

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 03:33

I bought a laptop with a backlit keyboard, which is something I've wanted for quite a while. So OF COURSE it's easier to read the brushed-metal silver keys in the dark with the backlight off, thanks to the screen's reflection on the keys themselves.

Awesome laptop otherwise, so I'm keeping it.

303 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 11:43

I bought some lentils.

304 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 13:01

lentil soup leads to lentil poop

305 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 13:29

>>301
l-lewd!

306 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 13:58

ゴロゴロリコン

307 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 14:03

http://37.media.tumblr.com/9f17998209a1e403cc608d18acabc783/tumblr_n4junwcpzl1qbs6e9o1_500.gif is this animated for you or frozen on the first frame too? It happens now and then but I never know if it's just my browser for some reason

308 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 14:57

>>307 frozen on the first frame

309 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 15:03

I'm not really sure about this "jefferson airplane"

310 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 16:02

I am so very alone.

311 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 16:50

gayness in the anus

312 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 19:49

>>309
They're like Jefferson Starship but with three more members.

313 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 21:08

Corn for the Corn God
Maize for the Maize Throne

314 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 22:23

homo sex is gay

315 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7543 10:12

Xerxes is "sexrex" spelled backwards!

316 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7543 13:34

>>315
Hah, I was amused by the same thing in high school when we studied ancient history.

317 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7543 13:44

heh, Sex Rex.
Makes me think of a song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMPidQe4VOM

318 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7543 14:21

Saponify my HEART

319 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7543 17:53

As a non-american, any political threads or posts here alienate me. I don't find them annoying, but can't follow them or partake in them.

320 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7543 18:12

>>319 feel free to summarize them mentally as "American politics are pretty dumb."

321 Name: ✧!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7543 18:17

Sakura is blooming! I survived another winter‼

322 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7543 19:05

Hello everyone, I'm dying again.

323 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7543 21:51

You're a big boy now. You can medicate yourself.

324 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7544 02:28

Be careful you get it right from the start when self-medicating; when you've a journey of a million miles to make, a single degree off in your initial navigation plans might be catastrophic~

325 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7544 06:29

Jesus was born from 7 - 2 BC. He was born 7 - 2 years before he was born!

326 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7544 10:10

>>325
And Mary was in labour for five years! Ouch!

327 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7544 10:35

>>325
It was a known practice in Soviet Union to overstate your age by 5 to 10 years in passport in order to reach retirement age earlier.

328 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7544 12:35

Are you a true admirer of lemons?

329 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7544 13:30

On a little island far too the east, I discovered death.

330 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7544 15:20

I just realized that some time in the recent past, I subconsciously accepted that most of my dreams aren't ever coming true.

331 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7544 20:57

The notion that our government is secretly controlled by a group of shapeshifting Reticulans from outer space is really quite reticulous.

332 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7544 22:09

Open relationships don't seem that bad. Or maybe I'm just a slut.

333 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7544 22:28

Ah, if only I were an anime rabbit...

334 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7544 22:28

>>328
I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these?

335 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7545 04:38

I'm not lewd why do they keep calling me lewd

336 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7545 05:36

BPA stands for butt poop ass

337 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7545 11:17

心を癒すために...

338 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7545 15:32

>>335 Because you're a big ecchi baka!

339 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7545 16:21

The trees are crying. The human is laughing.

340 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7545 18:27

And the giant said, "Fee fie foe fum, I'm going to fuck you up the bum!"

341 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7545 18:34

>>340 hehe, yay!

342 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7545 21:19

2006 was a great year for movies. 300 came out, Shaun of the Dead cane out. Good year.

343 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7545 22:07

三十一
サンドイッチ

344 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7545 22:56

Radio shows still exist? Let alone offensive ones?

345 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7545 23:40

Reading Tomochika Miyano always makes me really depressed and I don't think anyone I know in real life would understand why.

346 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7546 05:09

I just masturbated to a video of a skinny Japanese guy wearing a maid outfit and riding a dildo. I guess that makes me gay, but I don't care. I'd totally fuck that guy (as long as he keeps the wig and skirt and medical mask on.)

347 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7546 10:41

I thought "Internet Rescue Service" would be such a good name for almost anything online, but it turns out that Viprinet already uses it for their ambulance-like vehicle.

348 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7546 11:21

Don't worry, >>346, you've masturbated to an act of masturbation. You might be curious how it feels when somebody stabs you through your buttcheeks with his dick, or how is it like to stuff somebody else's bottom with your chode, but this doesn't make you gay.

Just to be on a safe side masturbate to a girl in a maid outfit next time. Or to be completely sure two girls.

349 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7546 12:52

Five years to the day since an event that didn't happen. Where will I be in five years time, I wonder? Will I still remember? Will I still care?

350 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7546 13:10

I typed this up for a forum and then my paranoia about expressing opinion on things under a username kicked in. So here, have this. (On the AVGN Big Rigs episode)

AVGN seems to have either matured or lost his touch, depending on your perspective I guess. Either way this episode had a different vibe to it compared to his "peak" era. It did have some funny moments though.

As for Big Rigs, I don't really see the fascination. Yes, it's shocking that they released the game in such an unfinished state, but it just seems to lack interest beyond that. It's not a game that makes you say "damn, this could have been good" nor one that seems to have much quirkiness or interesting background (c.f. say, Daikatana or Action 52). It's just a not-even-half-finished dull racing game whose only claim to fame is having been sold in its not-even-half-finished state.

351 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7546 14:18

An untold and impossible distance beneath the Earth's surface, in a half-flooded cave I stood. The feeble light I carried showed me nothing at all, but somehow I could tell that the priest, whom I had come all this way to see, was here at last.

"I know who you are, and what you're here for." He told me in a creaking voice. He leaned close to me, so close I could feel his breath on my skin. Despite the cold of the cavern, I broke out in a sweat. At last, he banished the harsh silence with a whisper, pregnant with meaning:

"Activate the carbonyl group."

352 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7546 20:19

http://wwwwwwwww.jodi.org/100cc/havoc/index.html

353 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 02:39

Heh, all you kiddies going on about how Call of Duty killed the FPS genre. It was Half-Life what killed the FPS genre, son.

354 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 03:48

Killing the FPS genre is a good thing. Half-Life for president.

355 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 05:05

Sometimes I wonder why I bother writing witty comments around the internet when nobody acknowledges them

356 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 08:26

Sometimes I wonder if what would be worse: eternal pain or eternal boredom.

357 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 08:56

>>377
Parasite. I bought it in Japanese so I have to learn Japanese in order to progress.

>>379
Which kind of science looks the most important to you?

358 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 08:58

>>357
Sorry, wrong thread due to some space-time glitch.

359 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 09:46

Last night I dreamed that I walked in on all of my immediate family watching Oniisama E. They didn't like it, the philistines.

360 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 12:12

Hey DQN, what's your BMI?
http://www.nhs.uk/Tools/Pages/Healthyweightcalculator.aspx

See if you can beat my high score of 17.9!

361 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 12:23

>>360
27.1. Try to beat that, ha!

362 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 15:53

>>360 24.1 but not sure if i measured my height right

363 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 16:02

I just heard about Edward Snowmen. So why is this guy reading my emails and shit?

364 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 18:04

>Edward Snowmen

lolzapalooza

365 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 20:26

そんな事はまるで分らない。

366 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 22:04

Tell my parents I'm sorry.

367 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7548 04:34

>>363
I think his name was Edward Showden and he was a vampire who stole gov't mail.

368 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7548 12:31

Wakachan is down again....

369 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7548 14:44

Too much milk.

370 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7548 16:01

Please show me some Ghastly's Ghastly Comic so I can decide which is better.

371 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7548 16:10

>>363
You're an idiot.

372 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7548 16:17

>>371
You're obnoxious AND horrible.

373 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7548 16:59

>>370
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/

374 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7548 17:52

>>373 It seems quite good maybe, pick me out a couple of favourites please? Sorry if I'm being a pain heee

375 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7548 18:05

It sounds like a sort of commiseration.

376 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7548 20:54

Ahh, I'm too colourblind for this shit.

377 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7548 21:15

>>374
You're really going to have me go through all these again? Mrrh, ok.

http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20031019.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20040425.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20041114.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050116.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020120.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20030504.html

The "zipper ninja" saga tends to be pretty funny, too.
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020602.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020616.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020623.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020630.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020804.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20021208.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20021215.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20021229.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20030105.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050710.html

378 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7548 22:38

It's something that comes in spirals.

379 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7549 10:05

>>359
Update: last night I dreamed about performing cunnilingus on my older sister. Seriously, what the fuck, subconscious?

380 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7549 15:15

Where can a lewd guy go to talk about lewd manga in a safe for work environment.

381 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7549 17:01

>>380

Steam chat. Find a nice group and try.

382 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7549 22:39

large fucking pingas

383 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7549 22:43

Why are the little girls singing about penises again?

384 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7549 22:46

that sounds like something Beavis & Butt-head would do.

385 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7550 11:21

I'm not looking, I'm not looking...

386 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7550 18:41

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1293698023/318
This is actually a problem with videogames like Skyrim. If player has a very strong daily power, he will probably try to save it for when he really-really needs it which might make him miss that moment (so he'll die and just reload the game). Or, perhaps, he will just abuse waiting: clean a room, wait for 24 hours, clean another room. Wow, what an action superhero! However, if the power is weak the player might just forget about it.

387 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7550 19:25

To whomever linked that puzzle:
Argh. I feel as if the solution ought to be this:
http://imgur.com/zIf7fr1

But at the same time, I have a nagging feeling that that's wrong, because the instructions said two square pens, not rectangular.

And again, given that the site is called "Futility Closet" I have a certain suspicion that maybe it's supposed to be impossible just to annoy people.

Also, wolves are social creatures. Why am I isolating them?

388 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7550 19:39

My life in gardens.

389 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7550 20:24

Why can't I stop crying?

390 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7551 02:54

>>387
I don't know what problem you're talking about, but based on your comments, is it http://i.imgur.com/N1b2dic.png ?

391 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7551 02:56

nice meme i upvote it

392 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7551 11:03

I can't eat hyperbolic functions.

393 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7551 12:27

>>390
DERP! After all the time I've spent messing with floor tile patterns for game graphics, I would think I should've come up with that. I got as far as "maybe the squares have to be diagonal" but was still trying to intersect them.

394 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7551 15:39

I am ruin.

395 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7551 19:38

showers suck

396 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7551 20:40

Oh no! The spider that's been living on my ceiling for weeks is dead. I'm genuinely upset.

397 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7552 02:07

Children suck, only stupid people would want them to begin with

398 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7552 02:51

Hey, DJ Snuff Festival, I know it's only half past two billion but how about we sit back and discuss eroge? ha ha ha yes

399 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7552 08:49

>>397
The mysterious power of hormones.

400 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7552 10:39

Thank you so much. I love you.

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