I'd appreciate her clouds, if you know what I mean.
I've recently found out that the Earth 2 album really helps with my angst.
I've recently found out that nothing really helps with my angst.
I've recently found out that nothing really helps.
UNPROTECTED WIFI WASSHOI! UNPROTECTED WIFI WASSHOI!
It's all Fakku's fault!
I didn't say that the walls weren't pink.
You wait twenty years for an imouto, then three come along at once...
Exposure to my family induces throes of mental atrophy.
I hate trannies
Can't spell "is real" without "Israel".
I did it! I convinced a cute little girl to call me "onii-chan". Now I can die happy.
There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
It's just another sort of blood loss, really.
And now, I want to sleep with a mermaid.
I too yearn to have sex with a nonhuman sophont.
ctrl+f curr
>>822
Good heavens, no. I'm thinking of aliens or monstergirls.
I'm a repugnant pervert, but even I have limits.
Wow. I actually, literally dreamed about fucking my own mother. Fuck you, Freud. Fuck you.
>>825
I've dreamed about fucking my mom multiples times. And once my dad.
>>825
I quite frequently dream of fucking your mom. I think most of us do. It's perfectly normal.
heh, that thread is gold
>>824
Free your mind. Don't limit yourself. Think outside the box.
It's only gay if the rice touches
Anyone know if I can buy a good banjo for cheap in Japan?
So there I was, computering about, when I happened to look up and see, above a stack of shelves, just where the wall meets the ceiling, a little black shape. Yes, you guessed it (no you didn't), it's a butterfly. Some sort of Nymphalidae; most likely another small tortoiseshell, but I can't tell until I can persuade it to spread its little wings.
I'm dumbfounded by the sheer absurdity of it. For something like this to happen once is an amusing coincidence, but twice, in the same place, to the same person - who coincidentally is also a lepidopterist? (Aside: no, spellcheck, I really did mean "lepidopterist", not "teleprompters") I feel like shouting at the little thing, "What are you doing‽ Don't you know what happened to the last of you who tried to hibernate here‽"
I know it's silly but it winds me up when people call any old image macro a "meme", or am I wrong? I noticed imgur has a gmake a memeh button, ehhh?
>>835
It bothers me also. It doesn't help that the name has caught on to the point were even newscasters call image macros memes.
mamzy buzy
As the weather had cheered up, I decided to gently persuade my dear guest to leave for greener pastures - and, my goodness, it did not want to go. I managed to catch it under a glass and take it outside, at which point it, hesitantly, flew away... back indoors. I had to catch and release it again, after which it finally conceded and fluttered away, over the hedge and out of sight.
It was a small tortoiseshell after all, and a rather bedraggled specimen at that. I do hope it's happier outdoors - ultimately, all that awaited it here was slowly starving to death, after all. On the other hand, there was also a thunderstorm not long after I sent it on its way. I hope it made it through alright.
Actually, I sort of miss it now.
I'm taking a shit, eating pizza and posting on DQN all at the same time
>>839
Sounds like something the fat detective from the Spawn comics whose name I forget would do.
Well, maybe not DQN specifically...
http://secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1392458968/177
New VIPTRONIC album, in case any of you missed the news! Haven't listened to it yet but I'm rather excited.
To buddle a goose is to know true bliss.
God damn, RINGTONE 194, though...
Wow, DSCK made some sweet cheap tunas for VIPTRONIC.
lorg pns
Wow I haven't been to my usual textboards in like 2-3 months.
I feel sad and left out now.
Denpa? More like Clonepa. Hehaheahaha
There are no good people.
Someone wrote "I <3 Rainbow Dash" on the inside cover of my Copyright Law textbook
Who the fuck brings red chinos to work? And also tries to match them with a navy blue jacket? Seriously.
What's chinos and why would anyone care?
Ah, so chinos are those tight brightly-coloured jeans that make one's bottom look like a ball on top of two long thin sticks or, worse, droop there, if one is not in possession of any justifiable amount of bum.
horrible halfling
also captcha = thog. War thog?
You are fiction.
Sometimes when I wear in-ear headphones and my the sound of my own breath becomes amplified, I recall spending hours face down on the water snorkeling at some beach, and it's so damn relaxing... I don't even want to put any music on.
Monospace is love.
Do any of you remember that old current thoughts thread where in someone
oh fuck
I forgot what I was trying to remember to ask you guys about. It had something to do with getting text art to look right in Linux.
<Duke Nukem voice> This REALLY pisses me off </Duke Nukem voice>
>>869
Niven's Law is: there is nothing so good, no cause so noble, that some of the people in favor of it won't be assholes.
So if bad people can like good things, I am sure that good people can like bad things, even if--especially if--they understand that though they may desire it, they may wish to do it, they mustn't actually DO bad things. I submit it's possible to want to do things while knowing they're bad and wrong, and know better than to actually do them. We can't choose what we desire. We can't choose whether or not to want to do something, only whether we act on it.
so turned on right now
>>866
But the answer is platform independent since modern browsers can force monafont for anything you like.
Monaspace is love.
>>869
A band! We could call the first album "Separation of the Buttocks"
It's interesting that saovq has been significantly shittier than DQN for the last 6 or so months. It's usually the other way around. Quality usually shifts back as forth constantly, but DQN has been holding strong while saovq only falls further.
>>875
I think DQN has been better on the whole ever since the Great Image Board Demise. We still don't have Tablecat, though.
>>876
We should make our own thing. Like a gorilla in an old time scuba helmet or something.
But there is no other way, not any more.
This portrait monitor enables me to read so much DQN at once, it's amazing.
Glory to Arstotzka!
Why won't anyone bid on my stupidly overpriced video game for an outdated console?
>>882 are you trying to trick someone into thinking it's really rare? That's never worked for me.
The Twelfth Indentation.
I don't regret buying a Kyubey. I want to make a contract and become a magical girl.
"Screaming".
Oh man, it's been way to long since I last went dancing in old threads.
DQN is the only place I feel at home.
I fapped to 3d again OTL
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Soft, fluffy and sexualised.
I'm hungry and I want to go to lunch.
Potential lack of update tomorrow evening, due to things. Don't despair.
Y'ever been lying there in bed waiting to fall asleep, when you realize you can feel your bladder filling up?
I hate that.
>>898
Yes, it's especially annoying because I currently sleep in the basement and have to go upstairs to pee.
Ben Garrison HATES Jewish people