>>209
Then maybe you should hold your fucking tongue when it comes to food.
Sometimes I think in English, sometimes I don't.
HAPPY THURSDAY!
Are astronauts really so professional that they never tried to have sex in space?! Do they at least to get jerk one off during half year shifts?
Tepid mechanics.
Excuse me, I think you misplaced your affection.
full of country goodness and green peaness
It's a moving image and I don't know the name of the thing it resembles in any language I speak. A mobilë in form of a series of shiny concentric rings sharing an axis that goes through their planes, spinning, with a blue foggy light at their center, supported on the mobilë's sides by the sound of a similarly nameless instrument that has the texture of a cloudy beige chalkboard.
You can have all my viscera if it so pleases you, my love.
Things change. They fall out of place, they are ruined. Disorder breeds as only disorder can. Close your eyes and pretend it'll all be okay, if you like - I wouldn't blame you.
My Name Is Gay Earl
>>214
If they did, they're not telling. I think they do masturbate, though.
http://motherboard.vice.com/en_uk/read/did-nasa-lose-the-sex-in-space-race
I wonder why there's no checkboxes or "remove all" for my Watch Later playlist on Youtube? Just the other day there was a handy "remove watched" button but now there's absolutely nothing. The only way I can see is to manually delete each video...
>>224
Well, I figured it out. The "watch later" link on the homepage links to the playlist itself, which has very minimal editing options...but if you go to https://www.youtube.com/feed/watch_later you get more options. What poor design, youtube!
>>225 yeah it's dumb. I'm sure at one point they switched places with "add to favourites", so I keep adding things to the watch later playlist by accident
Kids these days are scary.
There's something comforting about the bad audio quality of old records.
Warm and tapping fingers.
I wanked one out but my penis still doesn't feel satisfied.
ZOG is watching you.
In fact, ZOG is watching you sleep with great interest.
Maybe she's only waves.
At my "How to Be a Better Jew Seminar" there was a guy named Crystal Moshe
Crystal is a girl name.
What does asexuality taste like?
Am I a bad person for motivating out of jealously?
I like to see the semen coming out
BOO, MERCEDES, BOO! Webber at least had a common decency to suck dicks during Red Bull's domination.
I bought volume 1 and 2 of TWGOK and then I remembered why I dropped it OTL
More activity here on easter sunday than many other days as of late
Well yes, it's moé, but is it moé enough to make me forget about my own life?
should i get a tenga? which tenga?
>>245
Dunno about Tenga, but I found Fleshlight to be a bit underwhelming.
Someday... someday I'll be able to understand all the obscure cultural references in Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei... someday...
Hooow do you do you like me and I like you
>>246
i ordered the 3d pile i'll tell you how my dick feels in 3-5 business days
I have no solace.
>>243
I wouldn't mind, but it isn't particularly good activity. On the other boards, anyway.
It is lol.
I'm even more tired than usual. Is that even possible?
Watching anime helps numb the loneliness. At least for a while.
This is the third time I've given blood, and I've actually gotten more squeamish about the process. I remember the first time watching with fascination as the huge needle was stabbed into the inside of my elbow, whereas this time I was most decidedly facing the other way at the time. My father has given blood 34 times, and he says he's still squeamish about it himself.
I dislike noise. I am in a library. Why is it so damn loud in the library?
Why is it so hard for me to think? I just want to be able to think like everybody else... does. Maybe? I don't know. Am I really typing exactly what I think? Huh... I said 'Huh...' aloud, boy did that sound stupid. FUCK, my English is terrible even though it's the only language I know.
ejaculate into her rectum
I should maybe get a job instead of college. I don't even need a lot of money so a crappy job could do it.
>>263
College is hell. I wouldn't recommend it unless you're going for a career that needs it.
The territorial people over on general are fucking absurd. "Oh no! Please don't post on our board that no one ever posts on!"
My myosin filaments are crawling with anticipation.
>>265 That reminds me i was going to start posting there more, but maybe i shouldn' then?
I left my wallet at home.
Now I have no way to return home.
Ad infinitum... et ultra!
It's probably just the blood loss, but I feel a lot more drunk than usual.
I don't give a fuck about my credit rating
I swear, if anyone can give me an Oedipus complex, it's Murian.
I don't know who the heck "Murian" is but the name is reminiscent of "urine" to me.
Also my captcha is "feart", a fearful fart indeed.
Putin tries to restore Soviet mentality, but without restoring industry and science it's doomed to fail.
Sometimes I wish I could get a good concise explanation of what Putin is really all about, but I suspect anyone giving me one would either make it too concise or not concise enough.
Why must exams be taken in silence, anyway? I want to be able to laugh maniacally as I elude the examiners' every feeble attempt to confound my superior intellect.
>>275
No one really knows what drives him or what are his goals. Often he says one thing, but does the opposite (indirectly).
E.g. he had said that nobody is going to censor the Internet in Russia, a couple of weeks later a new law was passed expanding list of reasons for a site to be added to Internet Blacklist, plus some blogs and online news agencies were hit with lawsuits, ROSKOMNADZOR warnings, etc.
I have successfully returned home.
Personally I find Putin fascinating. I actually have a collection of Putin pics.
He's a very shrewd, careful individual, which makes him extremely hard to read. He defiantly wants to consolidate and keep control of power, but at the same time he will mostly let people do as they please(although he has restricted this given recent events).
Whether he actually gives a shit about Russia is also very confusing to try to puzzle out. He's perfectly fine with not even being able to drink his own tap water, and he freely admits things are not idealistic in the country while doing nothing to change that, but he also went to great lengths to secure Russias interests in Ukraine and present and good image at Sochi.
For a long time he has been fostering a nationalistic stance in Russia, but strangely it is not very militaristic. That could change soon, but for the past, oh, 15 years or so he's mostly used it as a way to suppress and placate his own population, as oppose to raise them up and excite them in preparation for expansion as it typical.
I think this is also evident in the way he has handled Ukraine. The fact that he has and continues to twist things in the area towards Russias favor with less than 100 people dead is, frankly, miraculous. I don't believe he's out to make a statement or wants to be the next Stalin. Keep in mind he was KGB; he works in the shadows. I think he seriously saw the EU agreement as a threat to Russia's interest, particularly the gas pipeline, and has taken steps to preserve things the way they were for the past 20 years.
I hope this isn't too rambley and maybe helps you decide for yourself.
I see people misspelling 'definitely' as 'defiantly' a lot. I wonder why.
>>282
These words sound similar, so people write it as they hear it. I suppose some neurons misfire in they're heads.
>>282
I agree, it seems to be more frequent as of late.
As is the use of the words 'basically' and 'essentially' as filler. People say them now instead of 'umm' or 'ah', but all they really signify is 'I am thinking of what to say next'.
>>280
I agree with your description of Putin himself.
However, tap water is generally okay to drink, but without filtering you will see limescale eventually build up in your kettle. If you are referring to a rust water in Sochi, it's an evidence of a hastily built piping. There is always some rust after repairs, but leave water pouring for a few minutes and it will clear up. AFAIK, the story about tap water was blown out of proportions in press.
The stance that he has been fostering can be any, but not "nationalistic". "Internationalistic", like Soviets did it, is more like it. He plays patriotism card a lot, but any mention of nationalism is instantly connected to Nazi Germany and WWII as evidenced by how right-wing Ukrainian parties are described in media. Baltic countries got similar treatment too. Right-wing parties and organisations are mostly banned in Russia. Politicians keep saying that the country is multinational and multicultural (in hopes that this make national crisis disappear?). There are even plans to change immigration laws that would legalize hundreds of thousands or even millions of illegal migrants (which mostly come from southern ex-USSR countries) but common people have no say in this.
There is one tell tale sign that what he does is not nationalistic is that he, other politicians and media avoid one word: "русский". They use "россиянин" which was coined by Yeltsin. The former means a very certain major ethnic group in Russia, the latter means a resident of any ethnicity.
For 15 years he was suppressing his people just to isolate the political system from them. FSB was reformed to fight opposition mostly. Media agencies are owned by people close to the government. Bureaucracy is two times larger than USSR despite twice as less population and computerization.
As for Ukraine, Crimea is important because NATO bases there would practically lock down Russian access to the Black Sea. But annexation gave interim government a solid argument: "They took our land!" thus making it important to either take over Eastern Ukraine (= Russian-speaking) or at least assure that it gets broader autonomy. But yes, don't trust Putin when he says anything about helping brother nation.
He is not the next Stalin, but he is the next Brezhnev (high oil prices, even longer time as the head of state - 4+4(+4)+6+6 = 24 vs 18, economy on the brink of stagnation, but without 5 hero of whatever stars). It's bad that Russian economy depends on oil and gas prices so much (see Era of Stagnation). However, Russia and India plan to build a new pipeline through China. Do you remember a certain association named BRICS? Russia sells a lot of military equipment to India, and China is building its aircraft carrying fleet which is fairly useless for takeover of Siberia but essential for domination in the Pacific Ocean.
>>283
You mean they look similar, written. Pronounced orally they don't sound similar enough to be easily confused.
Also, I'm not sure if "He defiantly wants to consolidate and keep control of power" is necessarily an incorrect thing to say about Putin either, from what I've heard. :P
Addendum:
> As is the use of the words 'basically' and 'essentially' as filler.
Were these ever not filler?
if you spell it definately the spell check on Firefox changed it to defiantly or something that's the explanation I got from someone on 4chan.org when i asked what they meant by defiantly
I wanted to thank the person who invented the word "selfie"
People have been taking those kinds of photos for ages, now there exists a word for it, and it makes sense.
Mr. Yuk is mean
Mr. Yuk is green
Go back to sleep.
feigning ignorance makes you cool
I know how to make soap. Do you?
My onahole is here
Oh man I thought calculus II was gonna be pretty straightforward like maths usually is. Boy I was wrong, so much geometry.
>>296
You didn't have to wait until Monday after all! Did you put a dick in it already? I'm wondering how those "works of art" feel like. And whenever they will get tainted or deformed after some extensive use.wwww
I bought some lentils.
lentil soup leads to lentil poop
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http://37.media.tumblr.com/9f17998209a1e403cc608d18acabc783/tumblr_n4junwcpzl1qbs6e9o1_500.gif is this animated for you or frozen on the first frame too? It happens now and then but I never know if it's just my browser for some reason
I'm not really sure about this "jefferson airplane"
