Glad I could be of cervix.
oh noes i got b&
You the niggest
Stratocumulus blues.
His name was... Niggel!
LEGAL LOLI! LEGAL LOLI!
Huh, seems I already added "waifu" to my spellcheck dictionary.
4-ch treats me well
If you want to retain your faith in the idea of there being any possible meaning to life, don't study quantum mechanics.
NO LONGER MAMMALIAN
I've never been so glad for a public holiday before.
Fuck, I'm never going to be able to get a job.
bake me a cake!
my prostate hurts
grayness in your graynus
THE VIRUSES ARE PENETRATING MY FUYCKING COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drop into love again.
Jism: The Rape
I wish I was a smoker so I could participate in more research studies
and as usual, I only start to feel hungry after I place the packaging tape over mouth.
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22751415
read this article. all of it trust me please do it.
>>472
Ok. But why? What was I supposed to see? That the box contains mittens? That the box contains condoms? That socialism is (supposedly, by this one article) awesome?
Cat is dog. Dog is cat. Human is ghost.
Only 439 days until the 8000th of September!
Golly goshujinsama!
I've got this running full screen on my second monitor:
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/research/experiments/917.html
It's like websurfing from space!
Nobody actually likes breakfast, though.
I love breakfast, you philistine!
This monitor's resolution has a far too long y-axis compared to the x-axis. This means when I release the emergency mittens they slalom down the screen in a dreadful hurry, compared to the more subdued, relaxing pace I'm used to. It reminds me of that part in The Amber Spyglass where what's-her-face uses the titular spyglass and sees that the Dust is flowing far too fast and in the wrong direction. Apart from that the emergency mittens don't have any underlying anti-religious symbolism. As far as I know.
>>479
Interesting, but every time I open this page, it's a sunlit side. Come on, ISS is supposed to go around the thing in 1.5 hours or so!
I'm so, so sorry.
FLATULENT MONARCHY
"Eat taiyaki" is going on my bucket list.
That's a dangerous thing to google.
Oh my god get out of your lazy ass and go fix some of your crappy issues
( • )( •ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) hyuk hyuk hyuk
Where are the randomized AA face names?
Let me dream in libraries.
There is a necessary element of apparent gayness in advanced levels of autoeroticism. This is nothing to worry about; rest assured that what you're doing is already weirder than homosex.
i, like, well fancy you but what doth life????
homosex is GAY
Individuals can be clever, but groups of people are invariably stupid.
Do you not wish for something better?
I am a complex number of people.
How I long to know you.
my life, my soul, my body, my mind, my self
what's left is me
The End.
The flowers await.
Don't bother google searching "wonders of Propeller hat." There's no real information.
i masturbated to traps and it felt meh
dokudokudokudokudenpadenpadenpadenpa
>>506 In a folder on my desktop is a picture of me wearing a propeller hat, and a screenshot of an unrelated google search with no results, among other things. On its own that's quite insignificant, but this isn't the first time someone's posted a weird coincidence on /dqn/ and I hope I'm just reading too much into coincidences, but it's really worrying me...
I told the doctor I'm losing my marbles but it's a long waiting list to speak to someone about it
Pandora's radioactive box.
This is so embarrassing, I was sitting on the toilet playing a bit of Animal Crossing and two villagers gave me things... toilet and super toilet.
Jeeeez...
can i post
is this a good thread to see if i can post
yes it is
here i go
gayness in the anus
I wonder what Sweden is like.
Post #399 on the question thread is a little spooky since the question sounds like something I could've written but I know I didn't.
>>516 It happens all the time to me, do you think maybe we, us, the kind of person that posts on anonymous textboards and this special one in particular, have a lot in common? We're all unique but there surely is some common golden thread that binds us together?
>>516
Actually, I asked a similar question before too. It seems to be rather usual on dqn.
I'm actually quite scared by all this ice cream.
Good night.
Who's Ben Gozzi(?) and what did he do? Why's everyone mad at him?
>>522
He attacked something in 2012. Or at least that's what the first glance at wikipedia title suggest.
Actually, it's Benghazi, Libya. In 2012 U.S. diplomatic mission there was attacked by islamist militants. It's 2014 now and I've no idea why would anyone even remember that.
( > ヮ<) contains live cultures!
ありがとうごじゃいまちた。
Fellow EU citizen dokyuns, have you exercised your democratic rights yet?
I am too old to be this bored on vacation. Family is such a chore.
This board looks so fucking different on every different browser
So moé! I can't breathe!
Barack Barackovich Obamin
I'm very angry at myself.
>>526 I spoiled my ballot paper, I bought it chocolates and flowers and fawned over it and we watched its favourite film together
I've been awake two hours, after having slept around ten hours, and all I want is to go back to sleep.
baka kuso-atama
"How do you know I'm a homo?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Dokyun, "otherwise you wouldn't have come here."
...And I hate myself most of all.
And here I thought "Brosis" was going to mean some sort of disease condition of being a Bro...
I'm voting for Tsukasa.
Arbeit nervt mehr
Actually, on reflection, I don't really like this planet.
Sorry, no update tonight, I'm too drunk. On wine, poetry AND virtue!
http://theindiestone.com/binky/2013/01/07/are-games-art/
I think I like this guy.
ふ
I have lost control of my life.
A wifi park where you can go outside and plug your laptop in and get some wifis.
nig
A wife park where you can go outside and stick it in and get some wives.