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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 14:45

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50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7512 20:11

slowly caress my PINGAS

51 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7512 20:37

>>42-man, http://cache.thisorth.at/00000/01035/200.460x325.jpg ?

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7512 22:13

It's hard trying to pretend you're something that you're not. It's even harder when you know you can never tell anyone the truth about yourself.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7512 22:36

>>52 Just shave your neckbeard and wear frilly dresses already, nobody minds that you want to be the little girl.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7512 22:55

I guess flowers and butterflies wasn't enough of a clue. A further hint: she's also strongly associated with death, and is, herself, dead.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 00:00

>>54
Grim from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy? Whatever gives you a "boner" I guess.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 00:20

stop >>54 shitai is mai waifu

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 00:31

>>54 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Vlp2eeols

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 01:59

I should have hooked up with the cute girl that lived in the apartment next door while I had the chance (I'm 90% sure I did, I just wasn't brave enough to make a move)

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 02:33

I FUCKING HATE COCKROACHES

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 03:29

>>54
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120605144226/sankarea/images/e/ea/Baabu.jpg

impeccable taste in waifus.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 03:36

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62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 11:15

>>55
No, and that pun was appalling.

>>56
And whose 死体 might that be?

>>57
A lovely song, but I don't think it's about my waifu.

>>60
Nope.

>>61
That's just silly.

I'm rather surprised no one's guessed her yet; she's fairly well known and I'm sure I've mentioned her in other threads (albeit not recently). For those of you still curious, I'll answer Twenty Questions-style yes/no questions about her.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 11:29

>>62 Is she a mineral?

Shitai as in the nijiura maid but all the pics I can find on google are hotlinked from imgbrds and change to goatse if i link them

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 12:07

>>63
No.

I thought you might've meant the Yume Nikki character at first. I hadn't heard of the nijura maids, but having looked them up I approve.

In other news, today's Buttersafe comic is about butterflies!

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 15:38

>>63 Oh wow, I haven't seen nijiura maids references in a long time. I was always into Yakui but now that I am older and more mature I can see the appeal of Shitai.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 18:35

I rarely think about my middle name but it just dawned on me that it is, in fact, Andrew.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 19:10

I have no middle name

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 22:39

I'm not sure whether the guy in that KanColle video is uncomfortable or perversely aroused.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 01:18

>>64
That's pretty funny, Andrew.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 01:32

>>64
Buttersafe artist confirmed to be DQN and/or Andrew.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 08:21

"It's time to say goodbye... to mecha man."

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 08:54

Right after making my latest contribution to the shitty fucking poetry thread, Chrome spontaneously closed itself. Not sure if that's more hilarious or worrying.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 09:34

I wonder if anyone ever made a Robin Hood porn parody with a character called "Friar Fuck".

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 11:57

>>72
The fact that you are using Chrome is what's worrying.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 12:19

>>74
Firefox is a heap of shit.
IE is IE.
What else is left?

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 12:34

>>75 I use Safari and it is a dream

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 12:43

Assemblage 23 seems like a weak Depeche Mode copy, but I've not really explored very far

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 14:52

I look forward to a long life of never using my major.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 15:04

>>75
I use Firefox because of ABE and pentadactyl and it's unbeatable unless a webpage uses some stupid non-standard Javashit API call, then it doesn't do shit.
Also it runs like crap on OS X and consumes memory like a hobo would consume a meal if he was able to obtain it but I don't mind that very much.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 16:23

Magical girls performing complexometric titrations.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 18:09

Savour the aroma.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7515 01:29

Call me Green.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7515 01:41

>>74-76,79
"In general, if a Web page has more than three bits of entropy, different browsers will generate extravagantly unique mappings between the Web developer’s intentions and the schizophrenic beast palette that browsers use to paint the world. Thus, picking the “best browser” is like playing one of those horrid trust-building exercises where you decide which three of your five senses you would prefer to lose, and then your coworkers berate you for making different tradeoffs than they made, even though there is no partial ordering that relates scuba diving accidents in which you lose your ears and eyes, and industrial accidents in which you lose your nose and tongue. All options are bad options; it’s a world of lateral moves. Indeed, trying to pick the best browser is like trying to decide which of your worthless children should inherit the family business."

https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1403_02-08_mickens.pdf

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7515 01:58

>>83
One could say something similar about operating systems, too.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7515 02:24

Livin' la Vida Loca

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7515 03:26

>>84
You could say the same thing about deciding which of your worthless children should inherit the family business too.

87 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7515 14:17

Shizuma cross product Kaori.

88 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7515 15:24

>>86
You could also say that about trust-building exercises where you decide which three of your five senses you would prefer to lose.

89 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7515 19:03

It's been far too long since the last time I had ice cream.

90 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7515 19:16

The age of syobon!

91 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7515 21:17

I like you.

92 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7515 22:31

my penis hurts

93 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7516 00:02

He's the sort of man who eats his oatcakes and his butter separately.

94 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7516 06:15

Whenever you saw a Yu Gi Oh card that had 0 attack and 0 defense, you just knew they were part of something badass.

95 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7516 07:50

>>86
Wow, hold on there. Your worthless children is a result of shitty upbringing. In particular, you neglecting them as a parent in favour of your own business. Browsers is a result of shitty engineers and programmers fighting for a spotlight.

[Source: my own father spent my entire childhood trying to create his own business. My friend who is a great programmer had his code contributions declined for some questionable reasons.]

96 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7516 09:21

>>95
Programmers fighting for a spotlight makes me sad. I wish politics didn't invade every discipline.

97 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7516 11:18

I miss the super excited emoji. It kinda offset my long-lasting depression. This one just fills me with uneasy thoughts and sadness. I feel like a character in a cyberpunk novel, but the world is neither dark nor blindingly white.

Feelings related: http://youtu.be/dSVpcrIVOLk

98 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7516 11:41

It's inevitable.

99 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7516 11:51

It is one of those perfect days outside, when the sky is clear, the sun is shining and the temperature is about 10°C. But I can't bring myself to take a walk in a local park because of the amount of humans. And their noisy, annoying litter.

100 Name: bps!!+u1+mB+S (Admin) : 1993-09-7516 12:24

>>97
I'm sorry. What do you think it should be instead? We can change it again perhaps.

I like the music a lot by the way.

>>99
It's a beautiful day here as well!

101 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7516 13:09

>>100
In the days of yore, the new name was decided collaboratively. Perhaps we should have another thread like that?

Also, thanks for getting the archived threads back online.

102 Name: bps!!+u1+mB+S (Admin) : 1993-09-7516 15:34

I made such a thread on the suggestions board, but nobody replied (I guess because each user checks it maybe once a year).

Putting it on DQN didn't cross my mind for some reason. In any case, that has been rectified now and everybody should submit their thoughts to this thread!

103 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7516 20:02

Oh, meat!

104 Name: (*ﾟヮﾟ)(ヮ^*) : 1993-09-7517 15:40

>>102
│　　　　、
│　 ヽ(´･ω･`)ノ　Name my balls.
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└→　ω ノ
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105 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7517 16:25

I know it makes you feel like you have a big penis when you hate on things that are popular, but you're really not as cool as you think you are.

106 Name: 　　　　　　 A,,,,,,A 　 　　,,,,,,∠ 　　　ﾞゞ 　ヾ,;'　 　ゝ*・,,ω・)　 : 1993-09-7517 18:32

I hate big penises

107 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7517 19:28

>>106
Just because a big penis touched you inappropriately when you were young, doesn't mean they're ALL bad.

108 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7517 20:40

are we not pins?

109 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7517 21:13

>>108
I think I'm more of a needle.

110 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7517 21:33

Does anybody want sex with me?

111 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7518 11:52

I don't know. I don't understand. I don't understand why I don't know. I don't know why I don't understand.

112 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7518 12:28

おは幼女。ロリ今晩は。

113 Name: (*ﾟヮﾟ)(ヮ^*) : 1993-09-7518 12:44

Under the bridge. Troll to issho.

114 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7518 15:46

I wonder if there is a free after-church group that can help me stop being depressed about the cancellation of spice and wolf, it has been years.

115 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7518 19:49

Music for people who're already dead inside.

116 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7518 20:12

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS.

I don't have any pranks prepared, so it's a good thing that I don't have anyone to prank either.

117 Name: ⊂( ˇ∇ˇ)つ　 うんこ〜 : 1993-09-7518 21:55

I want to stay at Maison Loli.

118 Name: ✧!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7519 10:38

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1189459867/922
Praising Nissan for its use of Wankel engine might be good.

119 Name: ✧!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7519 10:45

Stop the presses! It's Mazda that makes Wankel engines for its cars.

Oh, uh, it's too late, what an embarrassment.

120 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7519 15:48

>>119 Don't worry! If I had a "Nii-san" I would "Wankle" it anyway!

121 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7519 15:53

I just broke my car's wing mirror, got lost during my commute somehow, arrived late to work, and my college is harassing me because of unpaid debts. But I'm in a good mood still.

122 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7519 17:17

The universe doesn't exist for the likes of you! The universe barely exists at all!

123 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7519 18:18

>>122
Does the universe still exist if no one's there to perceive it?

124 Name: ⊂(*ˇ∇ˇ)つ　うんこ〜 : 1993-09-7519 18:25

>>123 ⊂(*ˇ∇ˇ)つ　うんこ〜

125 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7520 17:25

Your days are numbered, beard.

126 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7520 22:09

DQN is an oasis in a desert of shit.

127 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7520 23:45

Tamao-chan is an angel.

128 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7521 01:20

I am scared of be crazy, we are too normal.

129 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7521 01:21

If Nissan built a Wankel engine as tough as their V6 engines, I would be impressed.

130 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7521 06:28

>>126 come closer and find that we are a mirage...

131 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7521 11:21

I've been feeling rather 浮き浮き recently.

132 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7521 15:28

Oh Pingu you cheeky wee penguin!

133 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7521 15:35

I did it! I stole some girl's underwear from the laundrette. But it's a slippery slope, isn't it? Next thing I know I'll've become this guy.

134 Name: ⊂(´･‿･)つ : 1993-09-7522 11:16

Shit, man. The number of times I think "Where's my error message?" when expecting a UDP packet send to fail.

135 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7522 19:04

My onii-chan is an astrophysicist.

136 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7522 21:40

Is my star to come?

137 Name: ✧!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7523 01:03

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138 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7523 01:10

I hate Shii!

139 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7523 01:28

The colonies are doooooooooooone

140 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7523 10:49

I miss my CRT screen.

141 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7523 14:39

Wishing on a star that seems far off, hoping it will come today.

142 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7523 15:26

Shii looks a lot less happy on my mobile phone.

143 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7523 15:46

Don't hit the inflatable punchy clown.

144 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7523 15:53

Is an angel watching closely over me?

145 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7523 16:37

Could my love ever be enough to satisfy a yandere?

146 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7523 19:07

We can't go back any more.

147 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7523 23:29

>>140 makes me nostalgic about the pleasant sensation of CRT display warming my buttocks up.

148 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7524 01:42

I have a CRT screen. Not on this computer but on my old-gaming one.

149 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7524 01:52

I miss degaussing my 21" CRT.

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