To buddle a goose is to know true bliss.
God damn, RINGTONE 194, though...
Wow, DSCK made some sweet cheap tunas for VIPTRONIC.
lorg pns
Wow I haven't been to my usual textboards in like 2-3 months.
I feel sad and left out now.
Denpa? More like Clonepa. Hehaheahaha
There are no good people.
Someone wrote "I <3 Rainbow Dash" on the inside cover of my Copyright Law textbook
Who the fuck brings red chinos to work? And also tries to match them with a navy blue jacket? Seriously.
What's chinos and why would anyone care?
Ah, so chinos are those tight brightly-coloured jeans that make one's bottom look like a ball on top of two long thin sticks or, worse, droop there, if one is not in possession of any justifiable amount of bum.
horrible halfling
also captcha = thog. War thog?
You are fiction.
Sometimes when I wear in-ear headphones and my the sound of my own breath becomes amplified, I recall spending hours face down on the water snorkeling at some beach, and it's so damn relaxing... I don't even want to put any music on.
Monospace is love.
Do any of you remember that old current thoughts thread where in someone
oh fuck
I forgot what I was trying to remember to ask you guys about. It had something to do with getting text art to look right in Linux.
<Duke Nukem voice> This REALLY pisses me off </Duke Nukem voice>
>>869
Niven's Law is: there is nothing so good, no cause so noble, that some of the people in favor of it won't be assholes.
So if bad people can like good things, I am sure that good people can like bad things, even if--especially if--they understand that though they may desire it, they may wish to do it, they mustn't actually DO bad things. I submit it's possible to want to do things while knowing they're bad and wrong, and know better than to actually do them. We can't choose what we desire. We can't choose whether or not to want to do something, only whether we act on it.
so turned on right now
>>866
But the answer is platform independent since modern browsers can force monafont for anything you like.
Monaspace is love.
>>869
A band! We could call the first album "Separation of the Buttocks"
It's interesting that saovq has been significantly shittier than DQN for the last 6 or so months. It's usually the other way around. Quality usually shifts back as forth constantly, but DQN has been holding strong while saovq only falls further.
>>875
I think DQN has been better on the whole ever since the Great Image Board Demise. We still don't have Tablecat, though.
>>876
We should make our own thing. Like a gorilla in an old time scuba helmet or something.
But there is no other way, not any more.
This portrait monitor enables me to read so much DQN at once, it's amazing.
Glory to Arstotzka!
Why won't anyone bid on my stupidly overpriced video game for an outdated console?
>>882 are you trying to trick someone into thinking it's really rare? That's never worked for me.
The Twelfth Indentation.
I don't regret buying a Kyubey. I want to make a contract and become a magical girl.
"Screaming".
Oh man, it's been way to long since I last went dancing in old threads.
DQN is the only place I feel at home.
I fapped to 3d again OTL
欲望
Soft, fluffy and sexualised.
I'm hungry and I want to go to lunch.
Potential lack of update tomorrow evening, due to things. Don't despair.
Y'ever been lying there in bed waiting to fall asleep, when you realize you can feel your bladder filling up?
I hate that.
>>898
Yes, it's especially annoying because I currently sleep in the basement and have to go upstairs to pee.
Ben Garrison HATES Jewish people
>>899 use http://www.cvs.com/shop/product-detail/Drive-Medical-Male-Urinal-White?skuId=903920
And you will not need to go upstairs as often.
writing yet another BBS
Cannibalised by hungry lolis.
Klondike Choco Tacos suck so bad.
>>905
It's fucking called a "Choco Taco" and you expect it to be good?
Blow me, man. They were on sale, so I took a chance.
To poop, perchance to vomit.
Give me the chocolate.
What's wrong with choco tacos? If I google it, it looks like an ice cream sandwich shaped like a taco, fairly appetizing.
Don't let Assange on the British soil. Jush push him back, if he tries to leave the embassy! Throw him back if it comes to that!
>>910 The taco part is both soft and difficult to bite through or tear, the result is a lot of soft chocolate interior all over your hands and the floor and the table and the cat and I've got the Godzilla 2014 soundtrack playing and that's making this whole post sound really scary so I'm getting out.
I need to acquire a frilly dress.
"Will 8 condoms be enough?"
A condom made of lead
>>912 well, the "fillings escape and make a mess" part sounds accurate to tacos, at least.
u mad?
Yes, I am mad.
But it's a well known fact that jigsaws can make anything unerotic.
I think we should be able to fill in all the post boxes at once and reply to all ten visible threads at the same time.
>>920
I'm sure there are some nefarious purposes such a feature could be put to.
You know the burning sensation you get when you shit out a spicy meal? If you buttfuck someone who ate something spicy, would it burn your dick?
I can't wait until the universe collapses and time runs in reverse
Take a chill pill politics-kun, you're an eyesore.
>>924 Maybe it's already happened but our perception of time is also running in reverse.
au au yo
妖精好き
大妖精大好き
I'm bummed out. YOU bummed me out!
I'd do it again, too!
It's red, red, red all the way.
My dick is all red, I think I spent too much time with it.
Captcha: life.
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/aug/19/readers-absorb-less-kindles-paper-study-plot-ereader-digitisation
Technophobes are lapping it up. Because "digital is fake".
please enter assword
I was in a chemistry lab earlier today, and they were literally using a pair of pantsu as oven gloves. How lewd.
So, I've decided to make my own awkward and hilarious adventure in Sims 3. But first of all I wanted to make a single character for myself... And then I spent hours twinking him into a rich skilful 5-star celebrity writer.
>>936
Was it shimapan (striped panties) or just some nondescript boxers?
I think I admitted to someone last night that I thought senpai was really cute and that I wanted her to sit on my face.
>>938
They were grey, pantsu-shaped pantsu, heavily worn and torn in one place. No stripes, I'm afraid; nor even any cute frills or ribbons.
Why would you pick any superpower other than mind control?