[Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#14] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 14:45

 ゥ (⌒―⌒)      ∧_∧     ♪ ∧_∧  「`j
  '`((´^ω^`))     (´・ω・`)       ((・)ω(・)/φ 
 (( ( つ⊂ ) ゥ,、  (( ( つ ヽ、       ヽ づ〃)
    ヽ ( ノ       〉 とノ ) ))    〜〉(_O__)、 ♪
   (_)し'  ))    (__ノ^(_)         し'⌒\_)
          This is new a thread 〜♪

 ゥ (⌒―⌒)       ∧_∧     ♪ ∧_∧  「`j ♪
  '`((´^ω^))      (・ω・`)        ((・)ω(・)/φ )) 
  ⊂    つ ゥ,、  ⊂    つ     ヽ づ〃)
   人  Y        Y  人.     (( 〜〉(_O__)、 ♪
 (( し'(_)          (_)`J )).   ♪ し'⌒\_)
         Please use it cheerfully 〜♪

  ゥ
   '` (⌒―⌒)      ∧_∧       /♪∧♪「♪
    ((;´^ω^))     o(;´・ω・)   .♪((・)ω♪/φ♪
     /  つつ ゥ,、   ヽ    O     ♪ヽ♪づ♪)
 (( ⊂(   ノ     (( ⊂__  ノ    ♪〜♪_♪_)、♪
     し'"           `J.     ♪し'⌒♪_♪
         Please be friendly 〜♪

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7645 20:23

>>849
Be honest now, was it you?

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7645 21:41

>>850
N-

yes

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7646 15:33

Who the fuck brings red chinos to work? And also tries to match them with a navy blue jacket? Seriously.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7646 21:26

>>852
Be honest now, was it you?

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7646 21:47

>>853
Be honest now, jisakujien?

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7646 21:56

>>852

>red chinos

Lol who wears colored chinos? Is it 2009 again?

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7646 22:54

What's chinos and why would anyone care?

857 Name: >>856 : 1993-09-7646 23:31

Ah, so chinos are those tight brightly-coloured jeans that make one's bottom look like a ball on top of two long thin sticks or, worse, droop there, if one is not in possession of any justifiable amount of bum.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7646 23:37

>>854
JISAKU JIENs
In the dark of night
what what what?

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7647 00:54

>>857
No, that's not it at all.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7647 03:39

horrible halfling

also captcha = thog. War thog?

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7647 11:15

You are fiction.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7647 15:16

>>853
y-
No.

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7647 15:18

Had a dream where I sat down at a mobster's dinner table wearing his guard dog German shepherd's still-bloody skin like I was an old barbarian king, with its skull on my head and everything.

Woke up feeling pretty good about that. Can't remember anything else about the dream, though.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7647 15:54

Sometimes when I wear in-ear headphones and my the sound of my own breath becomes amplified, I recall spending hours face down on the water snorkeling at some beach, and it's so damn relaxing... I don't even want to put any music on.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7647 16:09

Monospace is love.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7647 17:59

Do any of you remember that old current thoughts thread where in someone

oh fuck

I forgot what I was trying to remember to ask you guys about. It had something to do with getting text art to look right in Linux.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7647 19:44

Suicide bombing - real world ragequit?

I think I'm on to something here...

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7647 20:43

<Duke Nukem voice> This REALLY pisses me off </Duke Nukem voice>

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7647 21:26

>>848 Can a good person like bad things, or does automatically that make them bad?

>>857 Let's start a band and call it Justifiable Amount Of Bum

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7648 03:15

>>869
Niven's Law is: there is nothing so good, no cause so noble, that some of the people in favor of it won't be assholes.

So if bad people can like good things, I am sure that good people can like bad things, even if--especially if--they understand that though they may desire it, they may wish to do it, they mustn't actually DO bad things. I submit it's possible to want to do things while knowing they're bad and wrong, and know better than to actually do them. We can't choose what we desire. We can't choose whether or not to want to do something, only whether we act on it.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7648 03:47

so turned on right now

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7648 04:01

>>866
But the answer is platform independent since modern browsers can force monafont for anything you like.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7648 13:26

Monaspace is love.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7648 14:06

>>869
A band! We could call the first album "Separation of the Buttocks"

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7648 19:34

It's interesting that saovq has been significantly shittier than DQN for the last 6 or so months. It's usually the other way around. Quality usually shifts back as forth constantly, but DQN has been holding strong while saovq only falls further.

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7648 19:48

>>875
I think DQN has been better on the whole ever since the Great Image Board Demise. We still don't have Tablecat, though.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7648 19:56

>>876
We should make our own thing. Like a gorilla in an old time scuba helmet or something.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7648 20:12

>>875
As soon as world4ch died, gibbering hordes overflowed. The worst part was when small boards I actually enjoyed tried to act neighborly and open themselves up. ``Come on over to http://_________________ !'' the poster said, ``We have a /____/ and also a /______/!'' He later realized what he had done and apologized to the rest of us regulars, but it was too late: _________ had become unusable.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7648 21:32

But there is no other way, not any more.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7649 00:03

This portrait monitor enables me to read so much DQN at once, it's amazing.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7649 00:04

Glory to Arstotzka!

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7649 03:31

Why won't anyone bid on my stupidly overpriced video game for an outdated console?

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7649 14:35

>>882 are you trying to trick someone into thinking it's really rare? That's never worked for me.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7649 14:42

The Twelfth Indentation.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7649 14:46

>>882 maybe try listing it as earthbound?

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7649 20:07

>>885
It is listed as earthbound

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 12:38

I don't regret buying a Kyubey. I want to make a contract and become a magical girl.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 20:13

"Screaming".

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7651 00:06

Oh man, it's been way to long since I last went dancing in old threads.

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7651 17:33

DQN is the only place I feel at home.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7651 17:36

>>889

Aw man, now I feel compelled to look for you dancing. See you in the high numbers, bub.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7651 17:44

I fapped to 3d again OTL

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7651 18:39

Fish, bicycle, got that memo a long time ago, sweet cheeks.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7651 23:39

欲望

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 19:55

Soft, fluffy and sexualised.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7653 18:59

I'm hungry and I want to go to lunch.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7653 23:02

Potential lack of update tomorrow evening, due to things. Don't despair.

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 02:44

Y'ever been lying there in bed waiting to fall asleep, when you realize you can feel your bladder filling up?

I hate that.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 03:15

>>898
Yes, it's especially annoying because I currently sleep in the basement and have to go upstairs to pee.

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 03:42

Ben Garrison HATES Jewish people

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 15:11

>>899
Technically nobody is forcing you to go upstairs to pee.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 19:01

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7655 12:25

writing yet another BBS

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7655 18:23

Cannibalised by hungry lolis.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7655 23:56

Klondike Choco Tacos suck so bad.

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7656 00:04

>>905
It's fucking called a "Choco Taco" and you expect it to be good?

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7656 00:38

Blow me, man. They were on sale, so I took a chance.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7656 04:13

To poop, perchance to vomit.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7656 21:42

Give me the chocolate.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 16:05

What's wrong with choco tacos? If I google it, it looks like an ice cream sandwich shaped like a taco, fairly appetizing.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 16:37

Don't let Assange on the British soil. Jush push him back, if he tries to leave the embassy! Throw him back if it comes to that!

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 18:34

>>910 The taco part is both soft and difficult to bite through or tear, the result is a lot of soft chocolate interior all over your hands and the floor and the table and the cat and I've got the Godzilla 2014 soundtrack playing and that's making this whole post sound really scary so I'm getting out.

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 19:55

I need to acquire a frilly dress.

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 01:02

"Will 8 condoms be enough?"

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 02:53

A condom made of lead

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 03:18

>>912 well, the "fillings escape and make a mess" part sounds accurate to tacos, at least.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 09:02

u mad?

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 11:31

Yes, I am mad.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 14:21

But it's a well known fact that jigsaws can make anything unerotic.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 22:41

I think we should be able to fill in all the post boxes at once and reply to all ten visible threads at the same time.

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 00:04

>>920
I'm sure there are some nefarious purposes such a feature could be put to.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 01:00

You know the burning sensation you get when you shit out a spicy meal? If you buttfuck someone who ate something spicy, would it burn your dick?

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 01:25

>>922 Only one way to find out.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 02:45

I can't wait until the universe collapses and time runs in reverse

925 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7659 13:40

HELLO THIS IS CAT

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 18:04

Take a chill pill politics-kun, you're an eyesore.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 18:04

>>924 Maybe it's already happened but our perception of time is also running in reverse.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 23:29

au au yo

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 10:56

妖精好き
大妖精大好き

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 18:50

I'm bummed out. YOU bummed me out!

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 21:53

I'd do it again, too!

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 22:07

It's red, red, red all the way.

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 23:56

My dick is all red, I think I spent too much time with it.

Captcha: life.

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7661 00:43

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7661 02:10

please enter assword

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7661 17:33

I was in a chemistry lab earlier today, and they were literally using a pair of pantsu as oven gloves. How lewd.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7662 11:48

So, I've decided to make my own awkward and hilarious adventure in Sims 3. But first of all I wanted to make a single character for myself... And then I spent hours twinking him into a rich skilful 5-star celebrity writer.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7662 11:49

>>936
Was it shimapan (striped panties) or just some nondescript boxers?

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7662 13:16

I think I admitted to someone last night that I thought senpai was really cute and that I wanted her to sit on my face.

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7662 15:27

>>938
They were grey, pantsu-shaped pantsu, heavily worn and torn in one place. No stripes, I'm afraid; nor even any cute frills or ribbons.

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7663 00:12

Why would you pick any superpower other than mind control?

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7663 00:14

>>941
Invincibility would be pretty handy against forces of nature that don't have minds to control.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7663 01:54

Why is there a special term for striped panties anyway?

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7663 05:44

I'm terrified of the upcoming semester and I don't want to end up isolated again.

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7663 12:42

I don't understand this world.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7663 19:24

I don't give a damn about your stupid little hobby operating system so for fuck's sake SHUT UP ABOUT LINUX and talk about something that's actually interesting for a change.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7663 20:15

>>946
Can we talk about GNU HURD?

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 00:03

NO!

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 00:08

I mean, I was told that it was... but it... I just...
Fuck.

This thread has been closed. You cannot post in this thread any longer.