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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 14:45

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910 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7657 16:05

What's wrong with choco tacos? If I google it, it looks like an ice cream sandwich shaped like a taco, fairly appetizing.

911 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7657 16:37

Don't let Assange on the British soil. Jush push him back, if he tries to leave the embassy! Throw him back if it comes to that!

912 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7657 18:34

>>910 The taco part is both soft and difficult to bite through or tear, the result is a lot of soft chocolate interior all over your hands and the floor and the table and the cat and I've got the Godzilla 2014 soundtrack playing and that's making this whole post sound really scary so I'm getting out.

913 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7657 19:55

I need to acquire a frilly dress.

914 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7658 01:02

"Will 8 condoms be enough?"

915 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7658 02:53

A condom made of lead

916 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7658 03:18

>>912 well, the "fillings escape and make a mess" part sounds accurate to tacos, at least.

917 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7658 09:02

u mad?

918 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7658 11:31

Yes, I am mad.

919 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7658 14:21

But it's a well known fact that jigsaws can make anything unerotic.

920 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7658 22:41

I think we should be able to fill in all the post boxes at once and reply to all ten visible threads at the same time.

921 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7659 00:04

>>920
I'm sure there are some nefarious purposes such a feature could be put to.

922 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7659 01:00

You know the burning sensation you get when you shit out a spicy meal? If you buttfuck someone who ate something spicy, would it burn your dick?

923 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7659 01:25

>>922 Only one way to find out.

924 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7659 02:45

I can't wait until the universe collapses and time runs in reverse

925 Name: ✧!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7659 13:40

HELLO THIS IS CAT

926 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7659 18:04

Take a chill pill politics-kun, you're an eyesore.

927 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7659 18:04

>>924 Maybe it's already happened but our perception of time is also running in reverse.

928 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7659 23:29

au au yo

929 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7660 10:56

妖精好き
大妖精大好き

930 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7660 18:50

I'm bummed out. YOU bummed me out!

931 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7660 21:53

I'd do it again, too!

932 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7660 22:07

It's red, red, red all the way.

933 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7660 23:56

My dick is all red, I think I spent too much time with it.

Captcha: life.

934 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7661 00:43

http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/aug/19/readers-absorb-less-kindles-paper-study-plot-ereader-digitisation
Technophobes are lapping it up. Because "digital is fake".

935 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7661 02:10

please enter assword

936 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7661 17:33

I was in a chemistry lab earlier today, and they were literally using a pair of pantsu as oven gloves. How lewd.

937 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7662 11:48

So, I've decided to make my own awkward and hilarious adventure in Sims 3. But first of all I wanted to make a single character for myself... And then I spent hours twinking him into a rich skilful 5-star celebrity writer.

938 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7662 11:49

>>936
Was it shimapan (striped panties) or just some nondescript boxers?

939 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7662 13:16

I think I admitted to someone last night that I thought senpai was really cute and that I wanted her to sit on my face.

940 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7662 15:27

>>938
They were grey, pantsu-shaped pantsu, heavily worn and torn in one place. No stripes, I'm afraid; nor even any cute frills or ribbons.

941 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7663 00:12

Why would you pick any superpower other than mind control?

942 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7663 00:14

>>941
Invincibility would be pretty handy against forces of nature that don't have minds to control.

943 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7663 01:54

Why is there a special term for striped panties anyway?

944 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7663 05:44

I'm terrified of the upcoming semester and I don't want to end up isolated again.

945 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7663 12:42

I don't understand this world.

946 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7663 19:24

I don't give a damn about your stupid little hobby operating system so for fuck's sake SHUT UP ABOUT LINUX and talk about something that's actually interesting for a change.

947 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7663 20:15

>>946
Can we talk about GNU HURD?

948 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7664 00:03

NO!

949 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7664 00:08

I mean, I was told that it was... but it... I just...
Fuck.

950 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7664 12:19

Dude, HURD is pretty cool. You can kill and restart the part of your system that hands out new resources for fork(2) live. It would be really nice if it hadn't been accidentally welded to mach at the hip, and could accept microkernels representing recent advancements, like SeL4.

951 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7664 15:47

Remember, punctuation and capitalization make the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off the horse" and "i helped my uncle jack off the horse".

952 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7664 16:18

I can't tell whether the "outrage" over XSEED's use of the term "trap" to refer to a crossdresser in Akiba's Trip is real or fake. I do know that there are plenty more things to get outraged over than the words people use.

953 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7664 16:47

I have sold my soul to academia.

954 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7664 22:40

"ouroboros of worthlessness" can be added to the list of phrases I never thought I'd see.

955 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7664 23:42

>>954
http://youtu.be/Ce5mRvkAePU ?

956 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7665 01:28

I don't care about that kid who got shot.

957 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7665 04:50

Where all the white women at?

958 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7665 15:22

What's with all the "Goth X" threads popping up lately? And is it someone who's really into goth stuff, or a troll?

959 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7665 17:18

cyber drilldo

960 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7665 19:33

When an Atlantic journalist releases a book titled "The End of Men" (obviously to get more press, with a title like that) that details how women are dominating and continuing to dominate in every job market and how this is basically a good thing, I wonder what exactly she's looking forward to in the new world. Men taking the former role of women as enforced housewives? I think I'll kill myself instead, thanks.

I think I'm simply tired of gender politics. I'm not one of these MRA shitheads. I'm not a misogynist. So is it possible for me to just work and live an honest life without being shamed and criticized etc.? Maybe I should just stop reading shitty clickbait news sites like Slate that pander to the SJW crowd.

961 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7665 22:28

But why do you do x?

Because I hate life.

962 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7665 22:42

>>961
Is that "x", a stand in variable for something else, or "x", the drug ecstasy?

963 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7666 11:25

No Grinding Noises update tonight, unless somebody else fancies writing one. You're allowed to!

964 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7666 14:12

Since quitting drinking a few days ago I've been really angry. I wonder if that is normal

965 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7666 16:05

>>964
Probably. I get rather grump(y/ier) if I don't jack off for a while.

966 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7666 17:04

I was really hungry so I bought a deli sandwhich. It was 400 calories and it tasted like getting your passport.

967 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7666 17:12

DQN-kun's current thoughts on the Scottish independence referendum?

968 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7666 18:02

>>967 not Scottish, don't care.

However, a part of me still wants the vote to go yes. It will be interesting to see what happens if Scotland independences. Maybe other provinces and regions in Europe with strong nationalist tendencies and a concentrated population of that particular nationality will drive their claims more, like Catalonia or maybe Venice.

969 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7666 18:30

Posting one's current thought.

970 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7666 19:31

I don't have much thought on Scotland beyond associating their accent with cheesy fantasy dwarves. And I guess they have highlands and aren't well liked by the English.

971 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7666 19:36

And kilts. I almost forgot kilts.

Bad joke time!

Why do they call it a kilt, anyway?
Because anyone who called it a skirt, got kilt!

972 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7666 23:05

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-28950685
This is incredibly stupid. $300 million for 115MW? They were ripped off! They could have bought a much more powerful nuclear power plant for a bit more. Though I do acknowledge that Chile is prone to some incredibly violent earthquakes, and that consequences of a destroyed wind farm are mostly limited to a bunch of shitty giant fans lying around.

973 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7666 23:11

>>967
They should troll the world and ask to join Russia. Oh, the lulz they will have!

974 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7667 02:12

This is pretty awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-Hux8dm6RQ

975 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7667 03:56

>>973 there was something a wee while ago about Alex Salmond saying something pro-Putin that annoyed people http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/apr/30/alex-salmond-vladimir-putin-remarks

976 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7667 13:54

i liek blastoise he looks like a tortuss and shots watur

977 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7668 11:46

everyone's all "omg wtf hello kitty's not a cat!?" but I already knew that from reading the comics and watching the cartoon, am I cool?

978 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7668 14:24

嘘、詐欺、売春、脱税
韓国人犯罪ばかり。
日本から出ていけ。

979 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7668 19:03

I wanna play with my ween

980 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7668 19:08

Found two more hibernating butterflies in my house. I don't understand reality any more.

981 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7669 17:20

Venus with a penis

982 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7669 22:35

If you truly love it, memorise it.

983 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7670 14:20

My farts smell more unpleasant than usual.

984 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7670 20:34

yeah

985 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7670 20:55

Love of broken things.

986 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7671 17:00

Penis with a Venus.

987 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7671 21:08

Penis IN a Venus.

988 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7671 21:09

Also, penis ejaculating on Venus.

989 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7671 21:29

Fuck this anime, and everything it stands for.

990 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7671 21:33

>>989
Which anime?

991 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7671 21:36

>>990
Kodomo no Jikan. It lured me in with its lighthearted loli fanservice, then WHAM! Episode six, dead parents everywhere.

992 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7671 21:58

>>991
Interesting. I've heard it mentioned before, but only in terms of bashing it because of the lighthearted loli fanservice.

Maybe try Astarotte no Omocha that I just got done watching.

993 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7672 02:25

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372715787/137
why did I watch the whole thing

994 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7672 14:20

Why am I so literally full of shit this morning? This is like the fourth big load I've dropped on the can today.

vc: jeze

995 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7672 14:35

>>991
Read the manga, there's not as much lighthearted fanservice.

996 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7672 16:17

>>995
But I want lighthearted fanservice!

At present, I'm imagining the ending is one of the following:

  • Aoki-Sensei and Rin-chan elope together and end up living in Southern France and live happily ever after.
  • Kuro-chan turns yandere for Rin-chan; she kidnaps her and murders Aoki-Sensei, cunningly making it look as though they have eloped together. Rin-chan, after being kept in Kuro-chan's basement for a while, succumbs to Stockholm syndrome and they live happily ever after.
  • Better still: Mimi-chan turns yandere for Aoki-Sensei; she kidnaps him and murders Kuro-chan. Rin-chan catches wind of this and goes to her house to try to free Aoki-Sensei. They are caught, and Mimi-chan tries to murder Rin-chan. In the confusion, Aoki-Sensei ends up being killed instead. Mimi-chan, in a fit of rage and grief, kills Rin-chan, then herself.

997 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7672 21:14

Is it Wednesday yet?

998 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7673 02:29

>>996
No, it's one of those manga whose ending was rushed because of the Ishihara National Parties efforts to ban loli nationwide, but it's still an amazing manga up to right before the very end.

999 Name: We claim this 999GET for lolis everywhere!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-7673 12:14

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