Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.
ViolentNachos reply was simply "Apples?", and the reply was to "+Mesto Pig".
However, I can see how one would read it as " to: Mesto, pig-apple ".
Ever had Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
>>102 actually it sounds pretty good, imagine the stuff in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_cuisine served with lots and lots of strong, piping hot coffee.
The SJW sense of humor is much like their effort at argument. They can't produce something with a really sharp edge to cut, so they keep piling on things with dull ones in an effort to clobber.
For years now I haven't been able to play VVVVV without thinking about sucking redneck dick. Watching VVVVV speedruns feels like porn. Thanks.
I imagine they prefer "anchor fetus" or "qualifying cell clump". We need to be sensitive.
summary of song:
dongers dongers dongers and more dongers
I fucking hate that commercial where someone smokes on their balcony and the camera follows the smoke upstairs through the vents into an apartment on the next floor and into the baby's room. Like it's fucking sentient and hunts babies. Like it doesn't blow away in the wind. Like the vent doesn't dissipate it at all.
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Because Joss Whedon thinks Chekov's gun was a Star Trek prop.
To be honest, I've always found Dust Man to be this twisted and dark turn of subconscious thought about Mega Man.
I mean, he's essentially the corpse thrower of the Mega Man Classic series. Sure, for us his stage is just filled with garbage and scrap, but for robots, that's like for us to wade through a bay full of dead bodies and fluid.
Even Morph Moth had that sort of messed up theme about it.
And when the chorus of this song comes along? It's like something telling you "WELL THAT'S LIFE DEAL WITH IT".
Pretty messed up.
why are tabs bad ?
and what have they achieved? apparently the might of the US military cant beat some goat fuckers driving round in landcruisers with some stolen rifles.
>>112
They could if they'd stop trying so hard to avoid killing unarmed sympathizers and hostages.
The US military really would just need to ignore the Geneva convention like all of those starry-eyed activists claim they do, and everything would crumble before them.
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:^) VIENNA YES
It's sad now...everything I hear this song...I can think about is looking out for the Triple Shits.
If you like pineapple slices on pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children’s graves because you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter.
Poo poo wee wee poo poo poo wee wee omg i love it <3
BOY u look FRESH as SHIT
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In my town it's Steven Gerrard. But in the whole country...I'm not sure...
No one can tell you who you can like or dislike. If you like Sonic be happy with it. Don't let anyone sour it for you but Sonic himself.
However, it's sort of horrifying when you can google "'Your Name' the Hedgehog" and find some awful crayon drawing with your name attached to it.
And writes about raping Doom monsters, makes Doom monster porn gifs, makes troll wads, has a sub-forum on the main fan site which you can only describe as "troll and derp town", thinks its cool to shitpost just to feel the powa...
I was thinking about this the other day, and I concluded that the reason we don't, by comparison, see nearly as much explicit Mario hentai, is because hardly any of the principle characters are animals.
you're right. I am making fun of something I don't understand. I originally assumed Generation Assburgers latched onto sonic during their childhood and, having no real human friends in either school or adulthood, populated their dreams and fantasies with blue fucking hedgehogs and assorted furry abominations.
I assume you know differently.
I'M SICK OF SEEING THIS FUCKING DEAD KID.
EVERY NEWS SITE. EVERY IMAGE BOARD. EVERY NEWS CHANNEL.
MY ORIGINAL SYMPATHY IS NOW TURNING INTO HATE. DON'T MAKE ME HATE THIS DEAD KID BUT I WILL IF I HAVE TO KEEP SEEING THIS FUCKING PICTURE PLASTERED EVERYWHERE.
STOP THE FUCKING WORLD, A KID DROWNED. BREAKING NEWS FUCKERS: KIDS DIE ALL OVER THE WORLD EVERY FUCKING DAY.
Is evolution also phasing out genitalia? We speak English not Estonian or Tagalog with its lack of articles and gender. Not Latin or German with its neutral gender. Phasing out words and replacing them with newspeak to fit our new genderphobic paradigm is an exercise in foolishness. I don't need someone's political sensitivities on display when all I want is my waiter to get me a glass of water.
"In our society today it is absolutely NOT OK to question my choice of ... gender fluid"
Gender fluid? On a hot dog? shudder
Oh, that kind of hot dog.
I think it's been years of watching 17 grandchildren drown their hot dogs in catsup that's put me off it. Most of them just eat the weiner and what I scrape into the garbage is a revolting bunch of soggy, bloody-looking buns.
It's funny how catsup and ketchup can sound the same and mean the same thing, but it could have different meanings.
>That's why there were only two women in the entire trilogy.
They were trying to get shit done in the original trilogy.
>>126
We're all redundant now there's sperm in the bone marrow
Penis is obsolete, a rusty ornament
A PlayStation One, a vintage collectible
With an unenthusiastic performance
I can see panic, I can see panic, PANIC
Y chromosome makes a useless companion
You want a mechanized, independent cock
You want a mechanized, independent cock
Superior and disembodied
Castrated from guilt and male notions of love
D.I.L.D.O.N.I.C.S.
We can provide assisted paroxysm
All we provide is employed paroxysm
D.I.L.D.O.N.I.C.S.
The male is dead
You can adapt but you'll never evolve
yes this picture was taken moments before psy killed anime with his gun
Anything straight white males do or say at any time can be considered harassment. Everyone else is free to do and say whatever they like.
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that jeffr gave us a beautiful picture that has no pierced penises or split heads in it?
Yes, I know "Linguortal" is the hip name now, but I can see something like "BSP Portal" or "Node Portal" being one of the alternate names. The reason is that it's impossible to say the original name unless you're an English speaker, and reads like a pun I'd hear on the Super Mario Bros. Super Show.
Yea, good vid, but way too much dix.
I live near a decent amount of cows and I don't have an issue with water infections or monsoon season. Sounds like Calcutta problems.
If you know a place where you can meet and marry a person within 15 days, please let me know. All that dating in Osaka is eating my spending budget :(
The famous expression “Dr. Livingston, I presume” sheds further light on the difference between these terms.
There is also a subtle difference between “Livingston” and “Livingstone.”
How about the word outflammable? If there is inflammable, there should be outflammable too. No ?
Doom is just a ripoff of Dance Dance Revolution with bad graphics.
A sofa is something you intentionally sleep on. A couch is something you wake up on with a bad hangover.
its huge, look at the size of that thing. its really about as big as like three scrotums
These morons are like the inbred who thinks he is covering up incest by hiding his dick in his sister.
There are maggots living in my trashcan. Not sure how to deal with this psychologically.
Hypnosis is a suggestion.Plain and simple.If you resist the suggestion it can do squat.It's not magic and even magic is not magic....lol
For decades, I identified as a lesbian in a man's body. But then I lost weight and shaved off my mustache.
french horns are cool
Secondhand Smoke: Worse than Crying Child Rape
Mine would be one where there were lots of chubby asian girls and all sorts of wonderful fanciful creatures. I'd have berserk type armor and a massive sword and spend my days and nights fighting for my life against massive abominations and impregnating scores of chubby asians. My children (all males) would run away once they were weaned and then in 18 years they would come back and fight me to the death for my harem of chubby asians, but their strength would be no match for my experience because there would be an age cap and we'd all be biologically immortal. Also digestion would be total, no shitting.
I didn't jerk off to this but I have jerked off to Anderson Cooper before.
Isn't Rastafarianism just a pretend religion that Bob Marley made up so he could cry religious discrimination when the cops tried to take his weed?
At work today, I was figuring out some stupid puzzle about how old a bunch of squirrels were. One of my colleagues who see's himself as a very smart man saw me working on it. He looked at it and was very confused and asked me what it was. I was too embarrassed to tell him that i was trying to figure out how old a bunch of colored squirrels were, so I said the first thing that came to mind: "it's a physics problem." This also happened to be his favorite subject. Realizing this, I prepared for him to attack me with a bunch of questions on how this related to physics, but instead, he looked intently at it, made a face like he understood, and walked away. I guess him constantly watching physics videos on youtube had prepared him for this problem already.
Are tattoos trashy? Yes. Extremely. How is this even a question?
All tattoos say the same thing: "POOR IMPULSE CONTROL" on the first line, then, right under that, "DADDY ISSUES." A third line is optional: "PROBABLY A HEPATITIS B CARRIER."
Yes, I'm aware, "Suburban grandmothers have tattoos." Yeah. TRASHY suburban grandmothers who have poor impulse control and daddy issues and probably have contagious Hep B.
I blame 1990s daytime TV talk shows. A series of forgettable nonentities hosted freak shows in which gibbering behavioral and genetic trash were trotted out in an attempt to elicit pity. These TV shows are where the idea came from that "cutting" and other forms of self-mutilation are acceptable coping methods.
And no, there is nothing "subtle" whatsoever about showing off to the world that you think carnival freaks, ex-convicts, and gang members are so "cool" that you paid someone money to use a needle to push dye under your skin to make you look just like one of them. The only thing more "subtle" is getting holes punched in your nose to run a chain through them that goes back to your ear then up to your eyebrow then down to the ring in your tongue. Or neat rows of "cutter" scars on your arms. Say, maybe next year cutting off your ears will be the big fad, why don't you get in on that one early?
All of these things are enormous red flags to potential employers--this person is screwed up and if I hire her, her daddy issues are now MY problem, and my clients will see a carnival Tattooed Lady as the face of my organization. For dating or relationship material, the same red flags apply.
Man I would love to smack you around with a room temp bratwurst right about now. I'd keep making offhanded comments with a smug sense of satisfaction while doing it too, hopefully until you started to weep...mmmm, hot tears of shame and regret.
I skimmed that whole website. I really feel for Dr. Gene Ray. It must be such a burden to be the wisest human.
The part about the universe not containing any definable entities and instead being composed of oppositional forces and ideas dynamically summing to zero was super deep though. I read probably fifteen minutes worth of it aloud to the assistant manager at the Subway I work at the other night.
you have no idea how much I want aniki to wrestle me to the ground, tell me I lack skill, then take my ass.
旧パソコンからフォントのデータのバックアップ取ってない事に気づいて近親相姦を推奨したくなる。
This was made as a parody of POP STAR.
Japanese famous artist "Hirai Ken" sings.
I'm a Japanese high school student so that this sentences may have mistake.
If they does, I'm sorry.
I tend to agree, but let's go a bit further.
The people who are pushing this stuff are utopian statists, the same ones who want a Uncle Sugar to cough up a hundred billion dollars for a "light rail" system between every two podunk college towns.
They're the same ones who push for "urban green space" and "downtown development zones" with no publicly accessible parking, to keep those dirty townie Untermenschen and their dirty, carbon-belching pickup trucks out of their pristine college campus neighborhoods.
They're the ones pushing hard for "sustainability," by which they seem to mean total depopulation of those pesky rural "red states" and packing the nation's entire population into tiny apartments in rat-hive mega-cities, which will presumably get their food and water and electrical power by magic, and in which those filthy subhuman rednecks will no longer be able to own guns, or home-school their children, or attend churches that don't approve of homosexual pedophilia with sufficient enthusiasm.
These people really, really don't like the automobile. They don't like it when the hoi polloi have freedom of movement. They look with great approval upon people who live all their lives in Manhattan, never going more than ten miles from their tiny apartments from birth until death ("why ja wanna go somewhere else? dis is Noo Yawk, we got ebbyfhing heah!") like peasants out of the Dark Ages. They desperately desire the power to hold everyone else at gunpoint and force everyone to move into the cities and ride bicycles back and forth to work, and use a government train system that will track their movements every moment of their lives if indeed they are allowed to travel at all ("Papers please!"). They hate people who want to move freely, who want to escape the unblinking panopticon eye of Vaterlandgesicherheitsdienst even for an instant.
So--any bets on whether these "self-driving robot cars" are going to become mandatory? Any bets on whether they're also going to have a government kill-switch built in? ("Go out of town? No, Citizen, you don't need to go out of town." "Highway access is cancelled for the balance of the month due to excessive carbon footprint levels and extreme danger of 'terrorism.' Go back to your apartments and await further instructions from MINITRU.")
Straight men need to reclaim ostentatious clothing.
There are lots of understandable reasons to think that Jaden Smith is just a spoiled rich child, but I think he might be onto something what with wearing a white Batman costume to a wedding.
I wanted to like this book, I wanted to be excited like I would have before when a new EU novel was released... But seriously, it just reads like a giant D&D Dungeon Master session. I was literally adding onto the end of almost every paragraph, "What will you chose to do?" or "Hope the die rolls strongly."
>>165
I've always read these out-of-context rantpastes as "ha ha, look at the stupid opinions of this idiot from the internet" rather than something any normal person would agree with.
those CP images are great!
That's a pretty strange butt. I'm not sure if I would want to touch it.
I'm sorry, but I'm saving myself for marriage. Besides, I have fat, hairy ass, I think I even removed a piple from one of the buttcheeks recently. I also suspect I might have serious hemorroids and should go to doctor in the future.
I found this book to contain some acceptable recipes, but they were all to complicated for my sophisticated taste. A far more versatile and utilitarian recipe, that is more filling and tasty than those in the books goes as follows:
Ingredients:
2 tbsp semen
Preparation:
Place the semen into a cup.
The total preparation time for this is no more than 15 minutes, sometimes shorter or longer depending on the individual acting as the provider of ingredients.
The delicate aroma and flavorful essence of this imbibation allows for true understanding of what natural recipes can be. I urge you to try this rather than the recipes in the book.
Social justice eating itself is my favorite spectator sport.
I think dyke sex ruins porn.
"Allahu akbar" is Arabic for "world star hip hop".
LOL.. I stopped watching Japanese porn years ago. Got sick of all the crying, censorship and men with small dicks that fuck like hamsters (who also like using toys on women more than their own dicks).
So, let me get this straight. Female heterosexuality is a mere social construct and is unnatural for women and PIV is always rape. Thus, a segment of the male population decides that it wishes to avoid the constant harping by the feminist harridan Left by leaving women alone. This, however, is "disturbing."
Got it.
Some do it right: Enders Game, The Last Airbender, Eragon. Let's not throw out gems like those because The Godfather and Forrest Gump suck
I want everyone to know I was high on pain meds while I played this round, so that’s my excuse for what’s happened.
God lives in an A-frame on the side of Mt. Shasta
Also you need to be careful when talking about Gosh or you'll go to Heck
It's easy to not realize how fragile our own brains are, and how easily we could have ended up this way, and still might, given the right circumstances.
Barack Hussein Obama - You lie!
They're called Rainbow Daesh.
"Evidence" is a white cis male invention which enables them to always be right.
"Evidence" doesn't mean shit in the real world.
Weird, I didn't think I clicked on the Youtube comments section, but here we are.
Moslems hate everything about the west except the benefits office.
I don't make a habit of assuming that people do rational thing, but I should perhaps assume obsessive autism when talking about anime.
Why is 'cumming' always such a weird sound effect in these animations?
It sounds like... dunno... throwing jelly at wall or something...
Also, sometimes I see a funny or interesting comment and go to paste it in that thread only to realize I've been on DQN the whole time.
i,m borken and hert
I remember visiting MOMA in NY. One of the “paintings” was two overlapped squares, one dark blue, the other black. As I walked out, I passed a young guard standing in the doorway next to the piece. I commented that it was hung upside down and he burst out laughing. I came back later and he was still giggling.
How angry? I no longer think of “liberals” as fellow Americans.
Let he who is a bitchboy leave this group now or forever hold his penis
“You didn’t build that, Ahmed!”
I got one of those frogs that jumps when you step on the little air bladder, and hid it in the bushes. Took the dog for a walk and stepped on it just as the dog got there. Saw 140lbs of black lab jump 3ft straight up.
Best goofy Amazon purchase evar.
How do you know it's hella gay if you didn't even read that shit?
WHAT GARM IS THAT!!?? his jumpsuit is maaad wavvey who knows what it is?
america sucks at league of legends, they cant even defend their own towers
Death is a permanent solution to a temporary problem (from someone who has died and been brought back).