Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.
We’re not sure exactly where it started, but it probably had something to do with two people shouting, “Hey! You got your pudding in my ramen!” and “Hey! You got your ramen in my pudding!” And thus pudding ramen was born.
True Story:
I worked at a Silicon Valley startup that had a break room with all sorts of board games. Twice a day three ladies from the Marketing department would place Jenga and chat for about 1/2 hour. WHen tough times hit, the ladies were fired.
Later when we had a tour of our facility with the customer, he asked why we had Jenga in the breakroom. One of the remaining engineers, out of ear-shot of the customer, joked that's how we could identify whom next to fire.
while i appreciate the physical effort of both copying and pasting, I don't feel this thread is particularly worthwhile. I can tell you I skimmed it and got the gist rather quickly. I also believe we should refrain from promoting the action of self-masturbatory stickies. 1.8/5
I always started CM3 from Division Three. If you became manager of Cheltenham you had Dale Watkins up front and he scored bucketloads of goals in the climb through the leagues. He couldn't quite cut it in the Premier League though.
At a non-league game last season I met Dale in person and told him how good he was in CM3. He said I wasn't the first person to have mentioned it and he wished he could be that good in real life.
the Rough People, whose pain inspires contempt, learn stoicism by necessity.
the Cute People, whose pain inspires sympathy, believe that stoicism cannot be anything but an affectation.
#check your sklavenmoral privilege
Oh man, why do lolis hate me so much?
Much like how both Oregon and Washington run their elections. "Oops, we found 50,000 mail-in ballots in the storeroom! Well, lookie there, the Democrat did win after all!"
Trans people should wear Capcom's Poison costume. Also, women with strap-ons should cosplay as Capcom's Poison.
Another game I regret buying after getting passed some of the first of the game at first damage was fine now its just like hitting them with a stick and doing flea damage playing as a fighter that you would think would actually do a bit of damage and supossed to be tanky but that just fails because I cant get any better gear than at the shop from the start another waste of money at least I could have gotten a ♥♥♥♥♥ for 20 bucks would be better than this joke of a RPG game and gotta love steams communism once you buy something you are stuck with it.
Yeah, a female version of Baron Harkonnen
The point is to retain dominance while getting fucked in the ass.
Food analogies are like prunes, even the best ones are still pretty bad
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Yes, the same FBI that is about to let Hillary skate is the same one that prosecuted hundreds of teenagers for downloading music.
here come the comments with frog avatars
My favorite part of Stardust is that the way he's drawn flying makes him look embarrassed to be in his own comic.
How are gender and the twin towers similar? Because there used to be two of them, and jokes about either one are considered offensive now...
first place in the retarded faggot olympics
The other day my friend decided to mix soda and sprite together with beer, his eyes turned white and he fell out. He said he had the biggest drug induced hallucination he had ever seen.
To be fair, Marvel have made her Asian, but that would have put a chink in their armor.
My favorite part of the Obama era is all the racial healing.
Elite Dangerous is probably the weirdest community I've ever seen.
I dont think I've seen a community that was as self-destructive as this one. I bet there will be studies on it when the game dies like there was with Biodrones.
Between the dads that declare the game to be perfect no matter what (it's so odd seeing 45 year old guys doing that, usually teenagers do that shit) and the griefers that run around killing players then genuinely wonder why no one wants to be around them, and the developers that openly endorse the two - I dont know how it lasted this long.
This game has manged to keep a perfect balance of new players coming in and leaving that it looks alive enough when you look at the community hub.
It's also managed to prevent people from refunding it because of the youtube tutorials that take 2 hours to watch.
All of the mistakes in this game cancel each other out somehow. A good update to the game could make it GOTY and a shitty update can kill it dead.
Which is why this general is here. We're watching FD play Jenga and wondering when the tower is gonna fall.
Beekeeper anon here. Bees are our friends, the flow hive is not good for the bees. Bees are not fucking nigger slaves. Respect them.
Or Im just totally getting a kick out of these stupid comments :) It's not that I don't have anything to say, i just laugh at the absolute rage people go into when they are somehow offended
no, i'm very shy, i just look other people's profiles
Are you saying if someone kicked in your door right now, held a gun to your head and then asked you what your board is and if its /tv/ hes going to shoot you, you would say no?
How willing are you to die for the authenticity of this board? me? I'm ready to go right now if that were the case you piece of shit meme tourist
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My dad taught me how to play chess.
He got me a book about it, taught me the basic rules and we started playing. We did a few matches and the he said we'd play "real chess" from now on: we played one move per day. One fucking move. Set the table, white plays. Next day black plays, Next day white plays again and so on.
I emancipated at 16 and I barely talk to him.
Because of DRONES. Haven't you heard all the news stories about DRONES? I don't know what DRONES are or what they do and that scares me because everyone keeps talking about them. I heard on Facebook that people can spy on me with DRONES. What are we going to do when the DRONES start autonomously peeping on us in the bathroom?
DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES
check your mom bedroom. the whore.
asshole. it was a joke. get a life cry baby bitch. you didnt like what i said then you could had fuck off. you couldnt say nothing else but the grammer crap. like its going to hurt my feelings. awwwwwwwww. baby neeed was milk ? your mom busy sucking my big dick.
Don't have time to read the above 200 comments, but the most damning thing Babu has to say is acknowledging that if the blacks move in, the whites will leave. There's a hell of a attribute for your race: we are so naturally repulsive, as a group, that everybody else will leave to get away from us.
std's are better than virginity.
I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green. A carload of young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, stopped next to me. The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!" So, today, bright & early, I went out & got a job as a truck driver.
The existence of homosexuality as a public phenomenon affects the ability of men to form natural male bonds between one another because there is always suspicion of faggotry. Men will even begin suspecting themselves of being faggots, even when they're not.
In the anglosphere, it is no longer appropriate for men to be naked together. Just even writing that sentence, people will be like "oh dude are you a faggot why do you want men to be naked together are u gay brah??" But the reality is that in countries without a faggot problem - such as Slavic countries or China - men are naked together at the gym or the sauna or wherever and no one thinks anything of it. And, in America, boomers had naked locker rooms just 30-40 years ago.
Now, men are scared to be naked together in the locker room, which is extremely bizarre by any standard at all. There is really no other example of this ever in history.
This is deeply symbolic of the way the sick filth of faggotism has infected the very most basic fabric of society.
And we can't touch each other anymore. Nor can I write that sentence without being accused of being a faggot for wanting to touch other men.
See how this works?
We used to touch each other. We used to feel close to each other. But now, there is an underlying paranoia that any connections with other men beyond broism is either faggotry or will be interpreted by other men as faggotry. This has broken down basic male bonding processes.
Some cute things become evil mega-corps. Some cute things just remain cute.
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From what I've read, straight men in super-progressive areas have no problem being intimate with each other - "I'm not gay, but who would care if I was?" And of course, straight men in super-traditional places like Russia or Saudi Arabia can walk down the street holding hands because nobody will think they're gay in the first place. This leaves a huge twilight zone of cultures that are aware but not accepting of homosexuality, which is probably where the OP is coming from.
BBC is basically a low rent version of the Catholic church. Both demand a portion of your money to be a member, then they fuck your kid.
Now I see why there was a glut of Zombie games the last couple of years...we are now prepared to fight when the dead rise and start to vote in November.
OP here, I just thought I should mention that these bags of sand feel particularly unerotic
this tbh. It is astounding how a small nation like Georgia could cause so many problems in history and produce so many vile men (Stalin, Beria, Shevardnadze, Ray Charles, Saakashvili). How do we solve the Grusian problem?
It’s actually 12:One to screw it in, one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, one to suggest the whole “screwing” bit to be too “rape-like”, one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, one to alert the media that women are now “out-lightbulbing” men, and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.But how can I validate my existence without forcing everyone to accept that I'm right about everything?
Because nothing screams "Ouya" like a man pounding himself in the head with his spine and jaw, ankle high in vomit.
陽気な黒人に尻を攻められたって画像？
I’m 43 and still can’t help but man one of the few remaining outposts of fast Scooby ownership, noisily untidying the directors’ otherwise entirely German car park. Every time since the Blobeye they make it harder and harder with yet naffer interiors and, just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, even more awkward styling. But deleting the frameless windows?! That could be the last straw….
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "You're in here alot. Are you an alcoholic?" The horse ponders for a bit and says, "I don't think I am." The horse then disappears in a puff of smoke. Now, this is where philosophy students will start to snicker, because they would already know about René Descartes' postulate, "I think, therefore, I am. (Cogito, ergo sum.)" But to tell you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Geometrically, if you consider the ratio of the hypervolume of a n-dimenisional hypersphere inscribed in an n-dimensional hypercube, and the hypervolume of that hypercube, then as the dimension grows, the sphere/cube hypervolume ratio hyperapproaches hyperzero.
>source is minister of propaganda of nazi reich
yeah let me believe this with no questions
ok your asked my opinion ok so this is my opinion ok and i hope u'll take it in the spirit in which it's intended ok but you got to have an el crappyo gaming setup mang so that it makes u appreciate the OLD TIMEY DAYS, like sell all your systems that you love and work well and your newfangled big ass pvms and frame meistors and all that EL JUNKYO and go to the pawn shop and buy a dirty old grubby butt OVERPRICED HUNK OF JUNK video game system that you dont even like that much, like some sega genesis model 3 or something, and hook it up with good old RF CONNECTOR to an old timey small as possible CRT tv from like the 70's which doesn't have rca jacks, and prolly doesn't have a coaxial jack it has them fugging two antannae screws which u must put a coaxial adapotr on there to PLUG IN YOUR GOOD OLD RF and the dumb thing is like black and white and the ol verticel hold is shot to tiddlywinks and you cant even afford any good games u have to get old primal rage and BALLS and old sonic the hegehot 2 and you have to be a poor slob livin in a one room DUMP thinking abot the good old days of yesteryore on a saturday nite and yoru blippin and bloopin and then you will be a real gamer and not some wussy baby photo op neckbaby modern retdro gamer ok that's my opinion on this site ok
The Sick Duck writes: Trump wants what's best for straight white men.
My thought: about damn time - what's best for straight white males - is best for all of society in the long run.
Let's get this one right: progressives love diversity only insofar as it comes to them in a conveniently packaged form, such as "international shopping centre food court diversity".
White Privilege is Evolution that's why Asians have it also
the twitter streams I saw were full of "I'm scared" almost like it was co-ordinated. quite a bit of "dark" also.
The Gorn took a dive. Did you see how the betting lines moved right before the fight?
From a practical standpoint, eating meat will not affect the environment. The entire argument is fantasy. But it provides a critical function in the liberal brain – it justifies taking happy successful people and reducing their happiness, so everyone is more or less equally miserable.
Notice how even liberals cannot openly attack your happiness. They need to find an excuse, however silly, be it global warming, meat shortage, or just unfairness, to justify having the government seize the happiness of others. This is because liberals need to avoid conflict.
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You seem to say "vachinacunt" a lot. You've got an odd obsession, judging by your profile. Do you actively search for videos you can use that word in a comment on? You really think it's that clever? Do all of your more serious looking friends on Google+ know you act like this? Ghost Adventures fan? Obama supporter? Live in Portland? My god you're a hopeless fucking hipster, aren't you? Vietnamese, I'm guessing. Lot of other zipperheads in your circle. I'm not gonna bother trying to confirm which of these facebooks I found is yours. What's it like being part of an ethnicity that has accomplished jack-all in history and constantly has to live under the shadow of two powers that argue over it? Word for the wise: make your profiles private if you intend to troll.
Because drawings of people riding bombs is funny.
Hope that helps.
Now my skin wants to run away
The trigger was sudden movement from her right. How symbolic.
Armed Black Male’s Lives, Not Older Than 29 Nor Younger Than 18, Who Are Poor Criminals, Suicidal or Crazy, and Who May Be Evading Arrest, Matter.
My joys and failures, mistakes and silliness, fears and triumphs, all have the same result: silence.
The only reason any Bernie supporters are attending the DNC is because it's so hot outside and they want to be around something shady.
>fuck
>fuck?
>fuck you.
like poetry
いつ見てもやっぱりかっこいい！！！
Also the mitochondria in every cell of every human comes from a single female ancestor who was from you guessed it- Africa. meaning a Black woman invented yo dumbass.
I kicked the supporting beam of the house and now my parents need a new house
Yeah, it's like Christians? Later, dude.
It's treason to let those Russkies learn about yoga and become all lithe and limber!
HELLO I AM YOUR NEW GRANDMOTHER. I HAVE DISPOSED OF YOUR EXISTING GRANDMOTHER(S) AS THEY WERE SUBSTANDARD AND NOT NUDE.
I've suggested 'How they make How it's made' but no-one took me seriously.
I've seen interviews with the writers of crime procedurals like this where they openly admit that it's a sort of contest within their field to see who can write the most ridiculous scene involving the misuse of computer technology.
I have to say this is good! Thanks for posting! I would also like to point out how demeaning I think it is to call the band anything besides DM or Depeche Mode. It is just lazy and disrespectful.
I found this article hard to read. It featured no annoying pop-ups and wasn't split over 14 pages. It'll never catch on.
Sneak peek at Hillary Clinton's speech tonight: VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA
>>877 I once wanted them to create a show called "How it's made in China."
We are webcomics and indie game developing the Shanghai-la for the nu-male?
Bill Clinton looks fucking horrible. I keep expecting to see a skeleton in a suit the next time the cameras cut to him.
Very philosophical points being made by URETHRAL_FECES over here
Github is testing their new social message system XD
My wife had to sock me one to stop calling it peabnut bubber
How to make Army Coffee:
Coming from a little boy, you probably shouldn't say things like that to a grown woman. I doubt your elementary school girlfriend would appreciate you talking like that to someone else. Doubt your mother would be proud of that too. Respect, maturity, and loyalty. You might want to ask your teacher the meaning of each, and memorize them. Might save you from a lot of future problems kid.
I duct tape a laser pointer to my cock so I can aim my load in my mouth. Try it.
I mean the real difference is Ron Paul is just another politician that can be fucked with because people don't know their politicians. Nobody knew who Bernie Sanders was until recently and he'll go back to being a nobody.
Trump is an American celebrity that's been a well known person for decades. Trying to censor him would be like trying to cover up a giant statue of a cock with a tarp, even if it's covered the shape is still noticeable.
He'll never run for President. X
He'll never get over 2%. X
He'll never submit his finances. X
He'll never get over 5%. X
He'll never win a debate. X
He'll never win in the East. X
He'll never get over 10%. X
He'll never win a delegate. X
He'll never win in the South. X
He'll never beat Christie. X
He'll never get over 20%. X
He'll never get over 100 delegates. X
He'll never win Evangelicals. X
He'll never get endorsed. X
He'll never win a Caucus. X
He'll never win in the North. X
He'll never beat Carson. X
He'll never get over 30%. X
He'll never get over 200 delegates. X
He'll never win with Latinos. X
He'll never win a Primary. X
He'll never win in the West. X
He'll never beat Kasich. X
He'll never get over 40%. X
He'll never get over 400 delegates. X
He'll never win with women. X
He'll never win 8 States. X
He'll never beat Jeb. X
He'll never get over 50%. X
He'll never get over 600 delegates. X
He'll never beat Rubio. X
He'll never get over 60%. X
He'll never get over 1000 delegates. X
He'll never beat Cruz. X
He'll never get the CandidacyX
He'll never beat Hillary.
He'll never build the wall.
He'll never win a second term.
He'll never Make America Great Again.
I'm not a pedophile though. I mean, sure, I've taken a few trips to pixiv as I desperately hope everyone else also has, but I'm not attracted to actual children, 2d or 3d. It isn't my fault that the average woman had taken 500 30cm nigger dicks by the time she is 26 and hasn't washed or shaved since Christmas. That doesn't mean vaginas are naturally ugly.
When I woke up this morning I, for one, didn't decide to say no to everything.
No to being free.
No to drinking a beer before lunch.
No to contributing to 4 chan threads.
And even 3 chan threads.
But apparently you did.
And that's why Gary "hey bro pass the joint" Johnson is going to come in a distant 9th in this election.
YOU IDIOT
She is very light weith, she drawn self very ... flat and 0 curves more flater that a table ... maybe by the manga topic but usually Everyone self drawn is few better or more happy
Who want read a depresive manga? I feal bad now =(
They came for the palmists, but I wasn’t a palmist so I did nothing
They came for the bungee jumpers, but I wasn’t a bungee jumper so I did nothing
They came for the players’ agents, but I wasn’t a players’ agent so I did nothing
They came for the Charles Manson fans, but I wasn’t a Charles Manson fan so I did nothing
They came for the reflexologists, but I wasn’t a reflexologist so I did nothing
They came for the camp TV chefs, but I wasn’t a camp TV chef so I did nothing
They came for the RoMos, I laughed
They came for the martial arts enthusiasts, but I wasn’t a martial arts enthusiast so I did nothing
They came for Eamonn Holmes and I think I’m right in saying I applauded
They came for the fire-eaters, but I wasn’t a fire-eater so I did nothing
They came for Dani Behr, I said she’s over there, behind the wardrobe
Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to
a disproportionately large area of my life revolves around fictional japanese children
Make America Mexico again
I met Adam West as batman when I was 3 years old. I don't remember it but apparently I chose to wear black shirts as often as possible for about a year. Later during gradeschool I met Steve Buscemi. At a local bar when I was 7 or 8, I recall him walking in and sitting down at the Golden Tee end of the L-shaped counter, and beginning to roll a coin along his knuckles. Without meeting eyes with the bartender, he produced a crisp 50 dollar bill and hands it to him, a gloomy, slightly turned-off expression showing as in a lot of his roles. The bartender brings back a stout whiskey glass half filled with some of light brown liquor, having never received any instruction or verbal exchange from Steve. He finished about half of his glass, whereupon he stood up and tossed the coin to me, remarking "Merry Christmas, kid" as he exited the bar, into the chirping haze of thousands of cicadas, during the peak of July's heat.