[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (999)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 09:23

This is certainly a reference to Ripple fortified wine, which is no longer available. It was popular for being cheap, strong, and nothing else. I'm assuming at least one of the devs drank an unhealthy amount of the stuff in college, since there is no other reason to have heard of it.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 13:49

Cats contributed more to human history than Norwegians.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 21:34

if you want me to make a new album, steal my ps4 and punch me in the face

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 23:43

Not my proudest fap.

Edit: Actually I take that back.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 09:50

In December, 2015 a glimpse of the standards of Comic LO were brought forward regarding the artwork. Amagappa Shōjogun, a manga artist for the magazine was told to draw more girls that look like 9 year olds as 8 was too young.[6]

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 11:41

KELLY WELLS SQUIRTED ON BY 35 GIRLS IN GIANT OUTDOOR LESBO BUKAKKE PARTY!

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 12:23

This was just broing then crap ps this girl called master system is she some sort of vocalid from hatsune miku

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 19:05

For example, take a step back, breathe deeply, and say “OK, let’s try this again” then turn around and moon her.

10 Name: ((●)トェェェ : 1993-09-8788 01:10

>>3
That just blew my mind

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 06:49

how is yang going to win the iserlohn space jam with only half a team? coach trunicht really has it out for him.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 16:45

I've seen people rub dog shit on their foreheads because they think it brings them extra luck in games.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 18:35

L'auteur de la bite risque gros. ( ••) On peut dire... ( ••)>⌐■-■ ..que maintenant… (⌐■_■) ..Il a les boules.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 20:57

Wrong. You open doors by shooting the control panel with a blaster.

Alternatively, you sometimes close and lock doors by shooting the control panel with a blaster.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 21:44

I consider memes to be part of a post-truth world. It blurs the difference between truth and fiction.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 02:00

My dog died...

Like if you agree

17 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8792 06:37

The taste and consistency of this prodcut is perfect. Long gone are the day where you have to stir your gravy granuals only to find there are stills lums! It would be much more convenient if you could just add boiling water to this rather than having to boil on the hob.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 06:58

he owner is very rude and will hound you until you buy something. If you don't buy anything, he's even more rude. I stopped going there because every time one of the other guys would order in my comics, he would intentionally sneak other comics into the bag, would total them up at the register and try to charge me for titles I didn't even know were available. The first time I discovered this while paying, he became defensive and continued to pressure me into buying them, along with the same issues but with variant covers. And he has since tried this more than once. Then there's the non-existent air conditioning in the Summer which leaves much to be desired when you're trying to dig around for your desired titles. And time and time again I haven't been notified of my order coming in, to then be spoken to rudely when I do go in to collect my books. I cannot in good faith recommend this store to anyone, not even for the prices. I found the prices to be much fairer in Melbourne comic book stores. It's a shame, because most of the guys working here do put in the effort yet the owners attitude and actions overshadows the majority of that.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 13:14

I don't like anime so much as I like anime girls. I barely care that cartoons with them exist.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 15:49

Maybe it will be unintentionally hilarious, kind of like 1970's parody-porno turned up to 11

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 17:35

Dont form too many new synaptic connections―you'll know too much!

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 21:02

The Steelers shall be no more. They are now the "Pittsburg Kneelers"

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 22:22

>>22
I know that site, it's the one I come here to get away from

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 11:39

I miss Japan. Japan is fucking great. No one will steal your shit if you leave it alone. Technology up the asd. And who can forget the old men who will grope you in trains even if you look somewhat remotely feminine. I love Japan.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 14:33

I love Japan roughly, like an abusive husband.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 15:42

if you get these from your drug dealer this halloween, don’t eat them and please throw them away inmediately. they are n’t drugs, they are candy. if you have one you will not have any hallucinations or even get a little high, it just tastes like sour chalk. please spread this around.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 19:40

If "nip it in the bud" meant a sex change operation.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 11:31

WHY MUST YOU TAUNT ME WITH UNFINISHED KOBOLD SEX COMICS WHY

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 13:58

bro it's the Sturmabteilung that's running around throwing a shitfit over semantics every time someone wants to fap to some cute girls with cocks

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 23:30

The flesh of a donut is succulent and sweet, yet it's cruelty knows no bounds.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8795 14:26

Self-absorbed asshats are people too.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8795 22:06

why would you even be on social media if you're an embarrassing subhuman

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 01:40

One guy from ages ago had this whole smug paragraph about how you shouldn't worry if you're not as good as him because he'd, like, ream out your best writing with his amazing cock or something.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 11:46

Londo's abrasive, unpleasant, often repellent personality, and he's (begging pardon in advance to those who are into older, overweight, pasty men with beady eyes and weird-ass hair) ugly as fuck?

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 16:40

I'd imagine their ideal partner is a full length mirror.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 08:59

if i could hae one wish in the world it would be to dress up in a japanese army uniform like when they had those little bandages on their legs tiny hats and stalk the streets of seol with arisaka type 99 smashing in their dumb dog skulls with the buttstock

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 01:32

	// At this point, I'd like to take a moment to speak to you about the Adobe PSD format.
// PSD is not a good format. PSD is not even a bad format. Calling it such would be an
// insult to other bad formats, such as PCX or JPEG. No, PSD is an abysmal format. Having
// worked on this code for several weeks now, my hate for PSD has grown to a raging fire
// that burns with the fierce passion of a million suns.
// If there are two different ways of doing something, PSD will do both, in different
// places. It will then make up three more ways no sane human would think of, and do those
// too. PSD makes inconsistency an art form. Why, for instance, did it suddenly decide
// that *these* particular chunks should be aligned to four bytes, and that this alignement
// should *not* be included in the size? Other chunks in other places are either unaligned,
// or aligned with the alignment included in the size. Here, though, it is not included.
// Either one of these three behaviours would be fine. A sane format would pick one. PSD,
// of course, uses all three, and more.
// Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the attic of
// your eccentric old uncle who died in a freak freshwater shark attack on his 58th
// birthday. That last detail may not be important for the purposes of the simile, but
// at this point I am spending a lot of time imagining amusing fates for the people
// responsible for this Rube Goldberg of a file format.
// Earlier, I tried to get a hold of the latest specs for the PSD file format. To do this,
// I had to apply to them for permission to apply to them to have them consider sending
// me this sacred tome. This would have involved faxing them a copy of some document or
// other, probably signed in blood. I can only imagine that they make this process so
// difficult because they are intensely ashamed of having created this abomination. I
// was naturally not gullible enough to go through with this procedure, but if I had done
// so, I would have printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire.
// Were it within my power, I would gather every single copy of those specs, and launch
// them on a spaceship directly into the sun.
//
// PSD is not my favourite file format.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 11:59

I want my life restored, or I want the people who destroyed mine to have theirs taken from them. I don't think this is unreasonable. I deserve compensation or they deserve to die.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 15:07

After seeing MEL's lewd elves, I tried drawing some too. Elves are erotic.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 15:43

Scary story: my brother threw my cat at me and of course my hand was perfectly positioned so when the cat landed on me my thumb went up it's butthole

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 16:28

We had a guy submit a resume that included: "I am an expert poofreader.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 16:34

Having been to Las Vegas I can completely understand why he did this. Fuck that place.

Imagine Saudi Arabia 5 years after Sharia law was abolished but now there is no culture besides vice because all the 89iq pakis completely lack imagination. Now go further and imagine them actively tearing down anything of interests to replace it with more American-style exotic dancers because nobody knows how to have fun in their still socially ultra-conservative culture. Only its America so everyone better do it with a smile, unless it's night when everyone is depressed.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 22:53

As a lawyer, not all lawyers are dicks. I mean I'm a dick, but not because I'm a lawyer. I became a lawyer just to dick people around more!

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 23:57

Yes, for safety, the land should be partitioned, and they should have separate schools, separate cities, separate states, separate laws, etc. Those whites needs to be placed in a whites-only nation for everybody's safety and security.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 03:37

Why the **** do you guys admit this stuff over the internet?

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 23:32

Animals belong in zoos, where we can tease them, throw popcorn at them, and murder them if they try acting like animals.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 02:03

Because it's a fictional television show, not a documentary.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 23:35

When i find bugs I write a complaint, put it in a bottle and throw it into the sea. Then i get angry at the devs.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8801 10:37

Actually this kind of censor seems like it would be easy enough to fix with the smug tool and then a few dotted colorings with the brush tool in Gimp

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8801 11:54

Education. This is a favorite because it is both a pose -- "see how educated I am, monkey above you other monkeys" -- and a non-solution that involves someone else who can be blamed if it goes wrong. Voters love it for the same reason; the answer to the question "why isn't our children learning?" is always to blame the teachers, the union, the racists, or the fundies, and this never goes anywhere because those groups, while incompetent, are not to blame for the fact that 99% of humanity can be taught only very little and do not want to learn anyway. Inequality thwarts education as an answer, but more importantly, so does genetics. People act as they are bred. This means they must have the genetic raw material to learn and be moral, and this can be refined but not installed where the rudiments are not present. Education is thus a do-nothing "solution" that amounts to a Soviet-style instruction to tell everyone what to do and fail them if they do not agree. Anyone talking about education as a solution is dishonest and probably flamingly stupid inside, no matter how much crap they have memorized on the surface.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8801 22:01

I've seen the La Monte Young piece live in concert by a dude at my uni. He drove all the way from Belgium to UK, performed 2 hours worth of music including this one and similar. Half the 7 people in the audience left at the interval (concert hall holds 500) and on my way back home after the show I passed him loading a piano back into his van. One of the caster wheels fell off, the piano smashed on the concrete and he screamed while still dressed as a fish (which he was dressed as to perform his final piece). A breakdown if ever I saw one.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 02:10

Joan Riles is a bit more offense-oriented than the defensive Garland, and when she sees a base... she's going to focus on getting to it. That said, pressure can throw her off of her game and will make her start messing up.

She usually doesn't have as good a defensive setup as Garland or Schwartz, so if you can lay on the pressure, she'll usually buckle under it and open herself up for more damaging attacks.

...and that is a sentence that for some reason sounds dirty now that I've typed it.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 11:46

Muta I'm paki, put your cock in my ass so two nations can finally reunite

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 12:03

I would like to thrust my penis inside her sphincter until I am stimulated enough to induce orgasm, then I want to inseminate her anus.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 16:18

There's never been a Steven Universe cumjar situation that I know of, so Bronies are still the worst, sorry.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 17:08

You people are fucking ignorant the Confederate flag as a symbol for this country its a flag that even black American folk fault ubder for their own rights ibswear you fucking idiots should take your assets back to history class

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 00:57

I'm deaf and I can't hear a difference between FLAC and mp3

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 15:14

If anything Obama is a pseudo-Keith David

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 18:44

DID YOU KNOW THAT BEES THAT FUCK THE QUEEN JIZZES SO HARD THAT THEY DIE FROM IT AND THE DICK IS PERMANENTLY LODGED IN DUE TO THE EXPLOSION?

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 19:13

エッチ・スケッチ・ワンタッチ

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 21:18

Time we banned high-capacity assault religions like Islam.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 06:50

This is an unusual atmosphere, like an empty room, and from somewhere Miku's voice is heard. Pleasant forum, in general.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 14:23

It is doubtful. I would cut to 1 point: do not be an asshole. It works for no-assholes, and assholes are not helped by any faq. Life outside the board is also very relevant

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 14:36

I waited 4 hours for a condiment, clearly I am a serious person who shouldn't be laughed at for having nothing better to do.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 20:13

This guy can’t handle criticism, it’s a good thing I can handle sucking cocks. USE BOMBS WISELY!!!

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 22:02

You don’t have to be gay to appreciate huge cocks.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 00:26

You don't have to be gay to appreciate new socks.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 01:13

Spinning bikes under my genitals while flying through the air is not something on my wishlist

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 01:59

my father is not a pedo he only touches my butt to remove demon dicks from my butt take it back

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 08:11

Oh, big time. Sometimes I’ll just type a single letter “H” and get too freaked out about what’s coming next to be able to finish the word.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 00:16

im sorry your anger is so entertaining to so many. but when you get frustrated at a game you start to go loopy and say really strange things its very hilarious.

unless its too much then its stops being funny and i feel your anger

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 08:07

Latex simply doesn't hold up after all those years, and the originals have likely melted into goo long ago. Would you expect a 20yo condom to be still in one piece?

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 17:54

{Username Rule is Dumb, Community Very Toxic, and Not Newcomer Friendly at All.}
I entered a username for a post I entered, not knowing I had to write under an "Anonymous" title, like other websites, which is frankly stupid considering other websites like Blogspot can let you choose between Anonymous or your username, and when I defended myself when a user claimed I was "namef@gging/post discarded", I was called "ret@rded/lived in a ret@rd home with ret@rd friends". Need I say any more? I had no interest in arguing with obvious cyberbullies/trolls who are so toxic and unfriendly to newcomers so I quit.

Don't even bother with this website, there's better ones out there to chat on.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 03:32

And QA teams who make sure the dick cages are being made to spec, and dick cage salesmen who convince retailers that Guangdong Industrial Concern Happy Life Co. make the best dick cages in China, and forklift drivers who spent all day shunting palletloads of dick cages around.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 15:46

>>72
I thought for a moment this was about typesetting.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 17:58

I care about the nipple bear a hell of a lot more than any other character on this show, tbf

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 22:21

No,No,I Knew It Was A "Joke" The Whole TIme,What I Was Gonna Say Is....I Was Saying A Joke Aswell

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 23:40

National Coming out Day should be Halloween, the day we all make believe.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8808 00:06

There is nothing fake about dolphin dicks, they are very real.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8808 21:53

Fun game: when people start talking about bestiality, watch who spells it correctly and who adds an extraneous A. 9 times out of 10 people who spell it correctly are into it in some form.

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 00:35

Hitler did nothing wrong, but Stalin did it better.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 07:35

You literally just said that liking boys isn't gay as long as they're cute. It's the same thing. Traps are still dudes.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 12:02

Yeah you laugh now but guess who you're coming to to beg for knowledge on medicinal herbs and spider venom when your society collapses due to Islam

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8810 15:02

Seriously why don't any of you people have any of you people have any of you people?

It's any of you people. It's any of you people. It's Why don't any of you. It's of you people have any. It's got Why don't any of you people. It has Why don't any of you people have any of you people. It has no people. It has a Why don't any dedicated to of you people. It could be the Why game you've all been whining for, and yet

none of you people have you people.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 11:14

Honestly, I am actually pro-EU. By the skin of my fucking teeth, I am there. But having witnessed them do fuck all in the face of these human rights abuses I am left wondering what the fuck is actually the point in the European Union. Because it's no longer even intellectually anti-fascist, it's just a shit version of NATO with tits and a common market.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 11:27

And this is how you get that plastic foil of your game case and that really good so good in fact water bottles cum palm trees till there headphones are dry!

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 13:29

Why is that eicon "rapebeast" it looks like he's stoned off his balls.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 13:38

I cooked half a pack of beans with some veggies and meat, thinking it'd make a nice lunch.
It's been 4 days, there is no end in sight. When are those beans going to run out, I'm tired of eating beans every day, god damn it.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 07:02

Wait overwatch is set around 2070 right? By then muslims will be majority of the british population. As far as I know homosexuality or women who are not covered are not acceptable in islam. So I'm very surprised that tracer is an open homosexual in her own country as it wouldn't make realistic sense given the current demographic data at our current disposal. She would be stoned or imprisoned hands down in 2070 England. Maybe tracer fled her country to join overwatch due to persecution. I mean lets be realistic here. TBH im surprised tracer is even white british as they would probably be blended out of existence by 2070 all things considered now that i think about it.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 13:39

The Devil is bored and wants to have an orgy. Oh, and Calderoni gets molested by a giant spider. You'll be bored too.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 17:04

Who else farts under the covers in bed then purposely suffocates them self with the noxious stench?

92 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8812 22:01

I don't know about J&J, but pure baby powder is made from ground babies (knock-off varieties are made with sky babies).

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 02:48

>>89
Sinusoidal growth is much more common than exponential, especially when it comes to population. It's much more likely than Muslims become liberal than vice versa, because Western secular democratic capitalism gets things done better than whatever the fuck Pakistan is doing.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 10:39

Why must I expose my kids to all these sexy trains?

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 11:16

Your family would though, your estranged aunt and uncle would come forward, mourning the loss of your fat ass. :(

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 16:23

Too much drinking transparent milk tea will turn your milk into transparent. Once you get transparent milk, you never be able to make your babies. Be careful.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 21:15

Mediocre intellects sometimes long to be considered great intellects. We have an entire pseudopolitics which teaches the mediocre they can become smarter if they just become neurotically hysterical about every damn thing.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 02:50

Hillary Clinton may not be entirely truthful with us sometimes.

There, I said it. I hate even writing those words. It's like uttering a mutating blasphemy against the righteous solidity of what we take to be reality.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 03:55

KYS: kill yourself, used by trolls who are somewhat shy and do not want to spell out the entire words out

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 17:20

"Cum fume sniffer liked your tweet"

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