[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (999)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

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711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 09:58

>>693-710
cringe

how are you lot not dying of shame from making such shitty posts

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 11:54

really peanuses my weanus

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 12:08

>>711 Aw I'm intrigued now

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715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 17:20

aw the redpill got indignant

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 17:23

>>714 I'm not that interested in social justice, but people who get angry about "SJWs" are pretty funny as well...

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722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 18:36

>>716
But they're so damn annoying!

Ugly too.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 18:41

>>722
Please don't say this, we've had enough drama as is.

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725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 12:37

Faked her own death. Faked a terminal illness. Faked a miscarriage. Faked a suicide. Stole over 5 grand from me. Gave me a vd, made it my fault. The list goes on. It's my fault for believing any of it. But she hunted me down like easy prey when I was easy prey. I hope you really are dead Andria. Fuck you.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 16:57

Like, the completely dissociated "I'm calling you a cuck, for no reason" thing is sort of funny. But it's massively unfunny when they try to explain it, or extrapolate a logic path like "You let someone cut in line in front of you, you're a cuck".

It just weird that people try to get into the nitty gritty of what cuckolding is and isn't. It's already a weird enough fetish without having some 15 year old playing grand theft auto say they "cucked me" because they shot my car with a rocket launcher. Who's the bull in that situation? The rocket? Is the car my wife?

I just don't know anymore, man.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 21:18

spy

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 21:18

I used to care about stuff like this until I got a hobby. Now I have 48 vapes and have tried more ejuice flavors than I can count. My advice to OP and the tard he's arguing with is: pick up the vape.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 00:00

>>726 sort of like how calling people faggots is kind of funny, but the long, overly detailed arguments over why <thing> is or isn't gay are super unfunny.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 05:04

i just want to be able to pay a single low price on a product with huge development costs and no guarantee of success in a hugely competitive market and then enjoy free updated content and regular maintenance for at least five years

is that too much to ask

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 04:20

Money is power

Power is work / time

Therefore time is work / time

Time cancels with itself, and all that's left is work.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 07:28

Girl you look just like the girl I showed you and said you look like!!

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 18:09

"Africa" by Toto is popular again
Star Wars has new movies coming out
Russia is effectively meddling in global affairs
The United States elected a tv personality to POTUS and he cut taxes on the rich

It is the 80s again.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 22:36

I get really gay when I drink. I don't drink as much anymore. It's like no matter what I do when I drink, I always end up on grindr and a date for anonymous sex in a park bathroom.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 02:22

Just somebody with no idea whatfs going on getting offended by someone else that also has no idea whatfs going on. Welcome to 2018...

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 11:24

Bakayaro,
Konoyaro,
Wassup, wassup
Waz gud mah negro

It's not racist if it rhymes. :^)

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 15:05

You can't go wrong with big titty goth mostergirl waifu. Plus she comes in two flavours: vanilla blonde or choco redhead.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9156 21:56

proud texas tradition of unfocused anger meets the proud texas tradition of being shirtless and armed.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9157 19:23

..Because if it was a dude, he'd be called Helob. Fucking obvious

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9158 16:21

She was born in a cradle made of ugly wood. Nobody ever hit dat.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9158 22:01

I'm afraid of giving up on everything new I try. I'm afraid I might end up a "jack of all trades, master of none" until I die.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9160 12:33

One day you nerds will realize that the uncensored art looks worse than the mosaiced art 99% of the time since there's zero need to actually give a fuck about what's underneath the mosaics

if you can't fap to cg's with mosaics btw you are a fake casual niwaka poseur and should unironically just stop engaging with otaku culture and go back to normie shit

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9160 21:00

>>742
Actually... I'm always disappointed when I find the uncensored version of a lewd. I agree.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9162 18:28

The united kingdom is a very nice place to spend your vacation. But united kingdom has strict policies. The use and abuse of illegal drugs in the UK widespread a growing problem. The effects of such use manifest themselves in undescriable imoacts on individuals,families,communites and the country as a whole.So basically whats going on is that smoking in united kingdom is not a very good thing to do one thing you do is that never ever ever ever is that smoking in united kingdom is that you'll die for doing anything thats not even right though so never do anything thats not even right.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9164 12:30

Liu Bei loved to play football with his son...

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9164 12:34

wishing I was part of some long-standing family empire. just us and our greed vs the world, maybe some inbreeding w/ the hot cousin, having a wikipedia page, conspiracy theories about us

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9164 21:26

There is solid evidence that she perceived no less than €10.000.000 in campaign donations through the use of this image alone, so she's very likely to be sued. In the words one of her numerous donors, Mario Cazzeti, "I supported her campaign because I thought she was a real anime girl, only to find out she was not" So there is also grounds for false advertisement. Take into account that impersonating an anime girl is also a misdemeanor in Italy. So she could be getting charged with theft identity.

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9166 06:04

If you are too tired after the birth to take the baby to a changing table or the floor, you're gonna want a layer of protection on your mattress. Soon as that diaper is off, baby will projectile poop. Sheets and walls can be washed, but mattresses can't be. Poopsplosions are real. Prepare yourself.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9166 09:42

>>744
Most of my village smokes weed. Myself included.
It's so difficult to progress in this shithole.

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9166 20:08

I suspected it.

I know it.
I will remember it. Or at least I will try.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9167 04:26

Your religion is like your cock. I don't care what you do with it in the privacy of your own home, just keep it out of children's mouths.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 12:35

Korea has this "nice hardware with retarded software" feature that might explain that extra level of bitterness, where the majority of stuff is logical but that 20% of completely illogical behaviors can make you lose your mind.

In China at the first toilet door you open you understand you've entered an abysmal cesspool where everyone behaves with no morale and no logic whatsoever in a race to the bottom.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 20:59

God I want a cute japanese chick to quarter circle forward my ass

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 00:24

I'm having a 'take your clothes off' kinda shit and I might not survive

I'm sitting on the toilet rn with the worst constipation I've had in years. I must post this in case this is how I go.

EDIT 40min in: after so much pain and suffering Wave 2 ended with the most putrid, swampy champagne bottle that ever came out of my ass. Until today I was not aware of what kind of biological warfare the human body was capable of. My ass is like a volcano erupting with the most rancid lava known to man. It feels like all my sins are being cleansed out of my body.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 09:07

[c] the huge country fellow [c] leapt forth from the underwood, exclaiming "That is not allowed, gentlemen! That is not allowed! Nobody is allowed to nut here; I must take your names to Sir John!"

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 18:40

IMPORTANT: Donft let this Serena Williams debacle trick you into caring about tennis.

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 17:48

CALL ME A RAPIST TO MY FACE YOU FAGGETY LITTLE BITCH. BET YOU WONT SNOWFLAKE PUSSY JUST KEEP ACTING ALOOF AND SUPERIOR UNTIL KAVANAUGH OUTLAWS YOUR GIRLFRIENDS 19 ABORTIONS AND YOU HAVE TO PASS LAWS THE OLD FASHIONED WAY...SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK MOTHERFUCKER!

ITS A CONSERVATIVE COURT BUDDY!!!!!!! MAGA MUST REALLY TRIGGER ALL YOU SKINNY JEAN HIPSTERS.....WAITING FOR YOUR NEXT PLAY IT COOL REPLY SAYING YOU WONT SAY IT TO MY FACE

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 04:44

epic style

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 10:31

>he doesnft take his clothes off for every shit

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 22:31

if a fat little chinese kid sitting behind the counter playing on an ipad doesn't take my order i don't wanna eat there

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 05:42

I'm at a bar on the beach for vacation. Hanging out, drinking, talking with the ladies, getting shot down, drinking more, getting shot down more, rinse and repeat. Finally I hit it off with a fetching redhead. We go back to her place, and I'm going to town; cunnilingus, titwank, blowjob, the works. We get to the main event, and I'm going at it; working up a sweat like a whore in church.

Suddenly she tells me to stop. Rule number 2, right after no means no; stop means stop. I stop, withdraw, ask her whats up. She reaches over to a mini-fridge by the bed and pulls out a, I shit you not, goddamned egg. And shoves it right in her downstairs. No fanfare, no nothing, just swallowed the egg with her vagina like some weird taco filling. I'm drunk enough to be not too perturbed by this, but it does warrant a "wuh?" from me. She says she wants me to crank it and finish on her vagina, so I fertilize the egg and she'll push it back out.

Not my proudest fap, but there you have it.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 14:30

The problem wasn't that the AI was gender neutral in its evaluations. The problem is that it truly was.

Yeah, you can imagine how it started. Male resumes would tend to show tougher college courses, especially in the electives. Fewer years off. More relevant side jobs. Better scores on application tests. Lots of little indications that would make it value male resumes over female in general without knowing what sex the individuals were.

Then it could have gone further. If it was doing machine-learning, it could have noticed that words like "John" and "Gerhardt" tended to show up more often on quality resumes, while words like "Lisa" and "Mary" tended to show up on weak ones, and words like "Shaniqua" and "Bethany" showed up on terrible ones. After a while it would have a database of names to average scores that it could use to supplement its other rules. That database would clearly reflect sex and race divisions, even though the AI never had any idea what sex and race are, and even if sex and race weren't entered on the resumes. It would become gender-biased because reality is.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 12:22

There it is boys, my new career path.

1) Get hired at a hospital

2) Have friends constantly make unfounded allegations of inappropriate conduct against me

3) Never work, just be on permanent paid leave

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 03:10

Read about 10 chapters of the manga. I wouldn't say this is that similar to Berserk, that was a grimdark edge drama. This one dispenses with a coherent story and just focuses in on the fetish violence. Dark Souls and Berserk were cohesively grimdark but this has too much... levity to it? It's like deadpool if it had more rape in it.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 10:00

in my world, pepe the frog is a dying meme who has been smeared as a nazi, so he goes on a journey of self-discovery and redemption. He meets many characters along the way, from shrek to nyan cat. in the end, pepe discovers that he is perfectly fine with people calling him a nazi, because it doesn't matter what they call him as long as he himself knows what, and who, he is. as a literary genius, I humbly ask for your opinion on my extremely imaginative and complex world.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 19:35

People who read books and like to talk about books are pretty universally annoying. its a constant struggle to not be a douchebag really

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 07:47

You don't need a psychology degree to know why. The English men just picture the woman as Germany, and spank her. I mean come on, thirty years war, war of the quadruple alliance, both world wars; they have an affinity for spanking some German ass.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 20:43

100 years from now, Americans will look at the signers of the Constitution and ask themselves "ay güey, quienes son esas gringoes"

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9176 18:04

somehow this thread became gayer than if people had just kept posting actual gay porn

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9179 01:23

Thinking about ditching Twatter. Some days it reminds me of the time I had to break up my two dogs when they were fighting over which of them was going to get to eat a cat turd.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9179 03:39

I don't know if vat meat will be as delicious without the suffering. Like how chick fil A only makes a good chicken sandwich because it's coated in bigotry. Delicious bigotry.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9180 13:06

I'm a pretty poor excuse for a human being. I'd make a much better mineral deposit or a cloud formation.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9180 17:16

Bull shit only 90's kids remember, I'm from 2010's and I know these.

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9180 21:24

>>772
I remember making that post!

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9180 21:50

So if you happen to wear glasses or are Jeff Goldblum you are a nu-male?

You faggots are fucking retarded.

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9181 05:31

You're a poignant motherfucker, >>774-san.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9181 06:40

I too thought this was a tranny thread. You look like a German housewife.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9181 07:27

>>776
Who knew Nanashi posts here?

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9181 09:14

Is it so inconceivable that I was meant to be wealthy, but was born to lower middle class? I identify as rich even though my bank account shows $23.75. Just let me be rich already.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9181 09:53

There was a surprising amount of butt pounding done by the Handsome Sentient Food. I was hoping for more character development. Why is the Handsome Sentient Food pounding butts in the first place?

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9181 14:15

The browns don't want to unite with Whites, either. They just want the wealth and plumbing that we mysteriously have.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9183 02:54

Ever since I was a little girl I loved stories where the characters get magically shrunken. I've always imagined myself shrinking too. I love the idea that you could shrink and become so cute and teeny tiny. Shrinking will make your whole life a totally cute itty bitty adventure. Imagine that one day you shrank. It would be like you had a totally different body and life. It would be like you became a so much cuter version of yourself. Your friend could put you in her pocket and take care of you forever. You would literally be by her side forever from then on. It would be like you exist to make her happy and be her friend 24/7. Every meal would be like tea time with the doll. So cute! You will wear super cute doll clothes from now on and every time you change it would be like playing dress up with the doll. I would love to get shrunken so much that I really would do it in real life if it was possible.

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9183 19:02

The social contract exists so that everyone doesnft have to squat in the dust holding a spear to protect his woman and his meat all day every day. It does not exist so that the government can take your spear, your meat, and your woman because it knows better what to do with them

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9183 19:37

>>783
tbh squatting in the dust holding a spear to protect my woman and my meat all day every day sounds far more pleasant than my current job. where do I sign up?

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9184 03:36

me, lowly trans: i would like 1 (one) human rights please
gracious cisgender overlord, hallowed be his or her name: rights machine broke. tumblr user normal-meat-gamer claimed to be kin with sans undertale so now we have to shoot all queer folks on sight
me, dying: understandable

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9184 19:39

>>784
Maybe that island tribe that shoots arrows at approaching planes and helicopters.

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 05:40

came here to insult nanahira but now i'm more taken aback by who the fuck any of these top artists are

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 09:44

This week involved a lot of bug-fixing from last week, so there's not as much concrete progress to report. For instance, a human trading company called the Present Hall was wildly successful trading various leathers and bones for crafting, and eventually had enough clout to open a branch warehouse inside a dwarf fortress for the first time. Can't resist that draltha leather. This turned out to be a strategic error, as two short years later, a forgotten beast obliterated the fortress, the warehouse, and killed everyone inside. So, what's the correct response? Close the destroyed branch? No, no, you stimulate the (non-existent) economy by hiring local. Forgotten beast, you're the new (ruined) warehouse administrator, congratulations!

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 15:09

What if I'm almost 13, but love being naked?

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 19:39

lol I stared at this for a solid 30 seconds before I figured out it was a bunch of dicks. Then I realized I had just spent a solid 30 seconds staring at dicks. Thanks pal

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 21:37

Look, I think people are missing the forest for the trees; Obama canft have been sent a mail bomb by right wing terrorists because Obama doesn't exist- there never actually was a black 44th president, and just like the holocaust, AIPAC is rewriting history for political ends. Why is it important to Israel that Americans believe that there was a black president? Two words: Oil.

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 06:41

There seems to be a nascent grasp of its inner dairy like nature

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 10:23

Bruce Wayne didnft become Batman until he was 30

It doesnft matter how old you are

Therefs still time for a full blown dramatic goth phase.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 00:23

"I see you've decided that big anime tiddie are bad?" The man smiles, his foe has unwittingly fell into his trap. "But what about... violence?" He makes this point about the contrast of sex and violence's acceptability for the first time in recorded history, destroying his opponent's body with words alone.

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 10:30

Ooh wee! True christian hip-hop to the M.A.X.!

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 01:30

>Still no small penis tag

why live

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 20:59

we hope it tastes ok. we know that many of you will be displeased with it, we hope that you may go and fornicate yourselves with something jagged. those of you who are pleased, please, share that good feeling with people you encounter.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 06:31

sure he was a terrifying demagogue and prolific mass murderer, but i choose to remember him as the man who killed a bloodthirsty dictator

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 06:59

>>798
Kim Jae-gyu?

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 08:16

>>799
ronald mcdonald

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