sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night
To improve your venture I would suggest investing in razors, and introducing them to your models.
These family dinners tend to be hosted by conservatives because we took out mortgages, not student loans.
Yeah slightly taller Jawa and Blue Snaggle Tooth from Sears Catalog Exclusive playset are GREAT STUFF.
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Do You Like My Car?
Deja vu
Reminds me of the old joke about the nigger who got diarrhea for the first time and thought he was melting.
I testify by the power invested in me by the governor of california that this site is no longer alive
Not enough yodel. Bart, we are on a similar plane. Not the same but similar. I think the difference is this is your job where I have a different job but need yodeling to keep me going. I really love your posts....I am so envious that you find them before me. But thankful. I think you are my adversary and friend in finding yodels.
If there are two things all Brits are sorry about, it's Piers Morgan and Belgium.
captcha: spain
This reminds me a lot of an anecdotal story one of my professors told me from his time working at NASA.
His team was working on running simulations of long-distance manned spaceflight. In particular, the goal of their simulations was to determine an algorithm that would optimally allocate food, water, and electricity to 3 crew members. The decided they would try running a genetic algorithm with the success criteria being that one or more crew members would survive for as many days as possible before resources ran out.
It started off fairly predictably– 300 days, 350 days, 375 days of survival. Then fairly abruptly, the algorithm shot up to around 900 days of survival. The team couldnft believe it! They were fairly pleased at the 375 day survival results as it was.
As they started digging into how this new algorithm worked, they discovered a small problem. The algorithm had arrived at a solution wherein it would immediately withhold food and water from two of the crew mates, causing them to die from starvation and dehydration. From there, it would simply provide the surplus remaining resources to the surviving crew member.
Rubber ducking helped me choose, thanks dokyuns!
Even though they used the very same 32~32 pixel grid and black and white colour scheme, they were far cry from subtlety and elegance of Macintosh icons.
Fuck you faggot. The crab walk let's you maneuver around your enemy and keep him in your sight at all times. It is an unbeatable defensive stance that gives you total mastery of the terrain which you'll find out when I go to your house and use it to kick your ass.
>>162
Library that aborts core system programs on failure due to fundamentally wrong OS design choices (glibc on malloc failure due to overcommit)
>>170
Foggy days are just the result of a reduced draw distance
One of the things I've been noticing a lot of people saying is that there are things in Canada called "ethnic enclaves" where old stock Canadians feel like they are being pushed out by a minority group. Some have gone so far as to claim that they cannot even get service their own language in places like Richmond, Brampton, Saskatoon and Whitehorse.
I decided to spend a week in Canada's largest and most prominent ethnic enclave.
The first striking thing is that the minute in entered this place, not only did the street signs change languages, they actually changed in design as well. You knew when you entered into this ethnic enclave for sure. Often times, the street name was changed to something else entirely which didn't even resemble the native language.
I spoke with some people in the area and learned that through certain legal loopholes, many people in the area are able to send their kids to schools that exclusively educate them in their mother tongue. And it goes to as high as university because while they are a minority, in universities they make up the defacto majority and are able to get the schools to accommodate them. Whenever I entered a restaurant they'd greet me in their own language first, assuming that I spoke it. Sometimes I couldn't even get well known Canadian staples like pork. There were some restaurants that were entirely free of meat entirely! Clearly, living in the Toronto bubble has blinded me to the scourge of multiculturalism. I didn't realize how the white English minority of Montreal had carved out such a large ethnic enclave for themselves in Westmount to the exclusion of the rest of Quebec. As I walked out and saw Dorchester sign turn into Rene Levesque, I collapsed onto my knees and wept for the future of Canada.
>>173
It's a joke, he's talking about Quebec, the Provence where the first language is French since it was settled by France in the colonial era.
UPDATE ON THIS
PART OF MY BEDROOM CEILING CAVED IN AND A KITTEN FELL OUT OF IT AND WEfRE KEEPING HIM WEfVE NAMED HIM ASBESTOS
Never underestimate the raw destructive power of a butterfly.
It's strange, but I think de facto comments elevate the video in a way. We live in a strangely empathetic cyberdystopia where people willingly watch other people consume media (film commentary, video game let's plays). Probably the greatest contribution to the Western canon America ever made was in the form of sitcom laughing tracks--"canned laughter". You probably know what I'm talking about. In a way, it's relieving, the canned laughter. Why? Because the audience laughs on your behalf. It let's you experience that piece of media passively as though you were actively involved; the interplay between audience and media is consummate. YouTube comments are just a logical continuation of that in which that aspect of American media is crowdsourced.
Don't follow? Think about it this way: you watch a video and you see something that you disagree with like a political opinion. You go into the comments and you give your own perspective. Don't you feel relieved afterwards? Doesn't it feel good? Most people are satisfied if someone else does it on their behalf--the key word there is some people. You think all those people writing duplicate comments don't see that their own opinion is echoed in one of the top comments? They do, but they need that relief. And other people will respond to that comment feigning ignorance because they themselves want to reenact the conversation and feel that same release. It's an unspoken but ever-present cycle of continued gratification.
Therefs always that grent is too damn highh guy.
The egg is really a marvel of evolution.
Did you know that while we all think of egg shells as brittle things that are prone to breakage, it is in fact impossible to crush an egg with the strength of just one hand when your hand is extended directly over your head? Because of the shape, putting an egg in your hand and then lifting your hand so that the egg is right over your head makes it impossible to crush a raw egg. Seriously. Set up a camera and film yourself trying it.
Just remember: "Pasteurized process cheese food" isn't for people. It is intended to be fed to cheese.
Cool city girl from COOLSVILLE USA where the sun never sets.
Cute futa girl who looks oddly like Nico gets molested by a bunch of shitposters and then bangs her mom.
That audio of when they were crashing. That was pretty creepy. I bet it was scary for them too. Great narration bro XD
Instructions unclear, got shot dead by an angry cop.
As a member of the Colonel's Club, you can feast your eyes on our banginf new bucket GIFs before anyone else.
Communists wrong marx john locke mises libertarianism. Test for bot.
so update since i posted this i became friends with the person who made it and yesterday i was like ei stole a meme from you that ended up getting like 90k notes on tumblr sorryf and she just shot back eitfs all good memes are communist and should be shared with the massesf and honestly? iconic
The phylactery is all that remains of the master of Goodburger. Your better judgment dictates that you destroy the phylactery, preventing the lich from ever reforming. Thankfully, you seldom listen to that internal voice of reason.
Someone at Nickelodeon will pay you hugely for this artifact. Who cares if Kel'Thuzad regenerates to full power?
Depends. If they were both virgin,
"Aw heck honey, let's just wait until we get married. Nothing to it."
If at least one of them is NOT a virgin.
"Please, just touch it!"
"No!"
"Just one time... See how you like it."
"I said no!"
If both of them are non-practicing virgins.
thump
thump
thump
Craig A. Hunter, a mechanical/aerospace engineer now running an iOS/Mac app development company, writes, gThe nearest comparable shipping 27-inch iMac I configured was $3699 but with a greatly inferior CPU and graphics chipset, four fewer cores, and other disadvantages across the board. So in that context, spending another $1300 to get into an iMac Pro is a no brainer.h
Further to this thread, I just did my plod gimp mask course and a question bubbles to the surface.
When I was a lickle squaddy, the nice man waved some gubbins around the outside of my mask and told me if I could smell peardrops, I was told to tighten the straps. This was in S6 and S10 days, I now drive an Avon FM10 I think, looks like an S10...
Being able to stretch and squish things is rather nice
they said that in order to get a promotion, he'd have to see caesar in the afterlife, but then they said caesar approved the war academy... is caesar alive or dead?
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TOMARE WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'm a genius, but only ironically
whenever I try to use my powers for anything other than shitposting or arguing against net neutrality it's like my IQ drops 50 points
i hope he gets bullied to the day of his death about the shut up wesley thing
In an effort to comfort disturbed minors, eyeballs do not pop like soap bubble. It's tougher than skin and it takes a knife to open it.
>my opinions are objective fact
It's very rare for audiences in general not to root for the rag-tag bunch, and if you value discipline over whininess then I can't wait for you to see Kylo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEn. (Not necessarily you, but whoever posted it originally)
One Thai ladyboy hooker doesnt make you queer.
10 or 12 maybe.
Maybe next time consider not mounting the camera on a paint shaker. A brilliant lecture nonetheless.
mindless shitposting is having a tantrum when something doesn't go your way and flooding a thread with pictures of your fat hands stabbing phone books
chefs choice is quite a bit better than the average pull thru device and cooks illustrated rated it very highly
it's not something I'd buy for myself but 98% of home cooks would be far better served with a CC than with bench stones. you obviously have lots of phone books attacking you IRL and I am sure you need daily reprofiliing on your Battle Ready CPM M1911 Crucible Assault Tanto but most people are just chopping onions and shit, so they only need to sharpen every once in a while
tfw you'll never feel froppy's tongue down your esophagus
it happens to explain both why people don't buy wards and why we can't address climate change
I don't think I can fully represent all 3.5 billion owners of testes, but I'll do my best.
Firstly testes only produce sperm, which is a small percentage of the total volume of ejaculant
IIRC 4 organs contribute to the fluid with the seminal vesicle making up about 3/4 of the total.
So there aren't great volumes of liquid sloshing about, like milk in a churn being turned into butter.
In writing it is mostly used to indicate virility, much like excessive cum or excessive viscosity of cum.
It may also be used to indicate response to stimuli if the subject is being uncommunicative [as gentlemen are want to be] or as a prelude to orgasm
You could consider it analogous to cervical tenting
This brings me on to the one sliver of truth that can be found in this. If rather than the contents of the testes churning it is viewed that they are moving around in the scrotum this does occur, if rarely.
During ejaculation the scrotum can experience a series of contractions in time with the muscle contraction that cause each spurt. Prior to this there can occasionally be a number of preparatory spasms, the status of the prostate preventing these becoming an ejaculation. But even if you are trying to keep the guy on the edge this will not last long and will have the level of coordination of a death spasm.
There is one more technique that may produce this, don't try this at home as you will get punched.
When the testes are particularly low hanging [ they like to be 2C cooler than the body so move away to cool off]
Tap the cremaster muscle which controls the distance from the body it will spasm and you can get the testes to do a little dance.
Having been on the receiving end I can confirm it is very annoying and will lead to an ache that lasts for hours.
Hopefully you will have found this the first useful piece of mansplaining you have received.
I'm not trying to be edgy, I'm just trying to be old fashioned
Itfs been postulated that this universe is a simulation, running somewhere on an ultra-powerful computer, and wefre objects inside of it, reacting endlessly to stimuli, interacting in unpredictable ways to create emergent behavior surprising or entertaining to those running the simulation. Shine a bright light on an amoeba, and it moves. Let humans develop the technology to turn oil into plastic, and we create Bratz, and heart valves, and CigarzUp, and seatbelts, and dildos, and Nintendos. Theyfre taking screenshots of us, getting run over by buses, sucking the cherry from a combination weed-pipe-coffee-mug into our lungs, thrashing around as we scream. At least someone, somewhere, is getting something out of all of this.
>>224 I have thought about this a lot for a long time, and getting a job at a game studio making small changes and regenerating game worlds a thousand times convinces me more
Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!
We all wish for permanent world peace!
Ifm always amused that whenever I come across a post that critiques Tumblr on Tumblr, therefs always that reply by somebody about itfs common for autistic people to do this or a reply by someone who thinks itfs a good idea to list autism listed on their profile.
I knew a girl like that in college ;)
The continuing saga of those plucky guys that buckled down and went along with whatever the purple haired people wanted
before the great leap forward people thought it was actually impossible to have a famine in all of china at once
I know none of you fuckers have a job. Go step outside and take a breath of fresh air every now and then.
Remove wire racks and place aluminum pan on bottom of oven and then preheat to 150ºF.
Hold head inside oven for 8-10 minutes or until golden brown. Take care to not touch sides of oven.
Liquid wax should pour from ears and collect in pan.
Make festive sculpture from wax and sell on eBay or give as gift.
I don't even know what order the months go in.
#NEET
#floorshitter
I think rape has gotten a bad reputation because nowadays, it's mainly immigrants who do it. Most people find that undesirable, so it kinda ruins the whole experience.
i wish the internet was still weird
shit just got hyperreal
Dude what the fuck you can't just post this masterpiece at 7 AM, I haven't even had my breakfast yet
Wow! This sounds just like something you'de fine in DDR! I dig this!
Didja hear about the guy who tried a do-it-yourself sex change?
He couldn't pull it off.
I've been thinking about diversifying so I can profit from both sides of the aisle.
ConAgra (Orville Redenbacher's) for the people being entertained.
Pfizer (Preparation H) for the people dealing with perpetual butthurt.
I can speak from experience when I say you don't NEED to get your stomach pumped when consuming glowstick liquid
There was kind of a violent explosion of boiling human blood when I was testing a human vs a magma man in the arena... it was a little weird, but I guess that's okay.
Oh, i forgot.... What happened to mules used in the wars? And the donkeys? And guard dogs as a support regiment for MP? Please also add some skinpack for german shepards.
I'm kinda glad I haven't bought this game yet, despite the huge discount. I'll still wait for the $1 bundle in a couple of months, and a good mod that removes all this nonsense...
Obongo go back to Congo
soundtrack for a lazy sunday summer evening in your scruffy room drinking something lukewarm browsing pixiv and thinking this is the best your life will ever get and being fine with it