[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (999)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 00:09

Btw, like Beckham and my heroine forever, Beyonce, I'm a Pepsi person. Fuck the children of the world.

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 11:57

I was wondering if I could activate ashnod's coupon and force my opponent to get me a drink that is only available ~ 1 mile away? therefor, in a tournament forcing a DQ?

I was just curious about it

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 17:32

Access to white people is not a human right.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 22:03

I think it's a damn disgrace that we don't have an open source botnet implementation yet.

I refuse to let Russians steal my data with their bloatware that uses 200mb just to send my credit card number.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 22:15

>>353
https://gitlab.com/rav7teif/linux.wifatch
doesn't include the infection code, but it's GPL3

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 22:16

also mirai

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8973 16:48

Monday.... is Brain awareness week

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8974 01:44

Glitter doesnft grow on trees

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8974 14:57

Ummm, Dude the PSP DOES have better Graphics, ARE YOU THAT DUMB??? and Controls 2, HATE Touch Screens, They Suck, and PSP HAS variety, You just Hate the damn thing, and I was talking bout gettin' PSP 2, Not PSP 1, PSP 2 will SMASH the Touch in terms of Gaming, iPod sticks to what it does best, AND THATS MUSIC.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8975 18:35

I've been giving my most sincere microapologies for the last 2 years now. So far, I'm up to 0.000006 apologies.

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8977 04:59

I WANT CHUCK E CHEESE TO BE OPEN LONGER SOMETIMES I WANT TO GO AND PLAY SPIDER STOMPIN' AND EAT PIZZA AT MIDNIGHT BUT THEY DON'T LET PEOPLE IN AND THEY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I HOG THE SPIDER STOMPIN' MACHINE EVEN THOUGH THATS THE ONLY WAY TO GET GOOD AT IT. THEIR PIZZA ISN'T AS BAD AS IT ONCE WAS BUT ITS STILL NOT GREAT, SPRINKLE SOME PARMESAN OR SOMETHING ON THAT SHIT.

AND BEFORE ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS BRING UP DAVE & BUSTERS I DON'T LIKE GOING THERE BECAUSE MY MOM WORKS THERE AND HER FEMALE COWORKERS TEASE ME ABOUT MY ASEXUALITY. ALSO THEY DON'T HAVE SPIDER STOMPIN.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 16:33

AIKA - My Girlfriend's Elder Sister Led Me To Temptation With Her Big Tits And Because She Said I Can Creampie Her

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 19:49

AIKA - My Girlfriend's Elder Sister Led Me To Temptation With Her Big Tits And Because She Said I Can Creampie Her

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8982 02:09

Is it now time for a National Conversation about emotionally unstable women in the workplace?

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 14:10

Velma porn gets me thinking in a way that makes me realize how fucking weird all this is.

Look- here's a screenshot from the old show. That's what classic Velma actually looks like. She's got glasses and hair covering half of her face. She's wearing that frumpy bag of a sweater that obscures all femininity. She's wearing a skirt of course, but her overall her design has her features all blobbed up and hidden damn near like a Dark Souls character. There's nothing about her design or personality that warrants any typical sexual stirrings, and if you saw this exact person in public (assuming her fashion didn't make her stand out) the only time you'd give her a second look is if you heard a fart and everybody turned to blame her. Getting the urge to jerk off from Velma makes slightly more sense than jerking off to Plank from Ed Edd & Eddie, and that's completely ignoring the fact that there's a traditionally attractive redhead right next to her half the time, specifically designed to be "the pretty one."

Yet a ton people seem to have all simultaneously sexualized her with increasingly dissimilar depictions that defy any assumptions of the appeal of subtly. You're usually not even jerking off to Velma at this point. It's like Bigdad's interpretation of Gaz, where somebody projected their sexual feelings onto a completely nonsexual character. Then other artists played off that interpretation and made more artwork using variations of that design. Then it gets to you, and by that time you're jerking off to your own perception of someone else's interpretation of someone's fetishized assumptions that they've projected onto an animated chess club reject who looks like a deflated life raft. You realize you're jerking off to the mutated jerkoff fantasy of a dozen people, and then you realize that this is most of /gif/.

/gif/ is literally thousands of anons masturbating to ideas within ideas within projections of ideas, like some kind of autistic porn parody of Inception.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 20:34

>>364 What a load of horse shit

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8984 17:30

When i first smelled this product it brought me back to prom night 1989. I rocked the sweetest mullet Alabama has ever seen. My girl was more beautiful than Pamela Anderson in a tight spandex suit. We danced all night long, when the DJ played Like a virgin i decided it was time to end her virginitystreak. I took her out to my 1976 Thunderbird backseat and kissed her with the passion of ten italians. I lifted up her dress to reveal her polkadot panties, as my face came closer i could smell her sweetest scent. It was just like The smell of the second sisters pussy who is a Gal and still goes to school! Thank you tamatoys for brining me back to my youth.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8985 18:47

don't know who the fuck wants to manage the "show-or-video-game-that-ended-a-decade-ago wiki"

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8985 22:03

> Imagine an entire country falling in love with the Chevy El Camino

Well, I know where I'm retiring.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8985 22:38

Imagine the internet was a real place – itfd be like visiting an enormous public library where everyone was screaming for attention- or jerking off.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8986 18:13

..lesbian don t be afraid ...!..in future the love of science and science of love in laboratory search in vitro coupling fecundind ovul from one lebian with ovul from other lesbian result obtain a baby girl with twe mother lesbian ... the victory of love lesbyian is victory of life ..!..!!. ... arhaic count of daciae count doku ..!!..!...!....!

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8987 16:45

The experiment actually did cover genetic degradation and maladaptive selection rather explicitly.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8987 18:57

people where really stupid back in those days people 100 years from now will call us stupid aswel

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8988 05:12

Outside of dweeb circles, loud mechanical keyboards are not socially acceptable. Quiet ones that don't annoy other people (such as a chiclet macbook keyboard) are better. Ghosting doesn't matter. Tactile feedback doesn't matter. Being compact and quiet are what really matter.

I'm sure this opinion won't be popular in "nerd" communities, but it's what people in the real world agree with.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8988 17:42

>>364
hits dab
DUUUUUDE

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 19:52

Interior dog-turbine allocator, I drive a chevrolet movie theatre

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 03:32

Metokur has gone full Robespierre, he soon will meet the guillotine. Believe it. Screencap this. Just remember when the time comes that I told you so.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 03:58

>>376
Ifve never really been a fan of the gletfs make fun of mentally ill peopleh content creators. Yeah, itfs easy to do, just just because you can doesnft mean you should. Additionally, shit like Metokur or KiwiFarms seems to be a way for losers to make fun of people who are bigger losers than they are. Like, some of the people on KiwiFarms have literally thousands of posts and even anime avatars, yet they make fun of other people for being losers. The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 04:25

>>376
>>377
If you can stomach the political dimension which is irrelevent in this case, I think this somewhat infamous article demonstrates the final destination of callout culture.

http://www.thenorthstar.info/2013/11/22/exiting-the-vampire-castle/

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 04:49

>>378
I have read this before and get what you mean but it is too opaque. Bearing false witness for entertainment is a really petty way to destroy your life even if you are just a spectator.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 14:48

>>378
Itfs hard to take what they say seriously when they mention being pro-communist. Do pro-communist leftists pretend that dictatorships like Mao (and now Xi Jinping) and Pol Pot and shit just never existed? How do they rationalize their extremist views?

Itfs one thing to criticize how things currently are. I get that. But to say the solution is communism, which historically hasnft work, is just dumb. Look how well itfs working for Venezuela, or Russia, or China. Xi Jinping has a god complex and rewrote the Chinese constitution to allow himself to be president indefinitely, as opppsed to the previous two-term limit.

Why do leftists target Trump and yet completely ignore communist dictatorships?

So no, I canft just ignore the political aspect of that article. The person who wrote it is a moron.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 14:49

worked*

Autocorrect on my phone sucks sometimes

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 14:59

SEVEN ELEVEN HERE WITH A NEW PROMOTION CUM BIG GULP SLURPEE

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 18:18

As Fred Sanford would say –– She needs to roll her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 20:24

get your head out of your ass, drop some acid, and realize this place is a garbage dump and your illusory superiority doesn't even make sense

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 22:45

I do, in fact, have no fax machine.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 23:08

Update on this? Did you get arrested yet?

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 00:00

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388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 00:59

>>387
I hate to break it to you, but >>384 is just a comment copied from another website, not something about DQN.

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 17:11

Tsar Nicolas had no grandchildren because communists massacred his entire family including his 4 daughters and 10 y.o. son which they then doused with acid and lit on fire and buried in the Siberian forest. But their heart was in the right place.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 20:25

This could be really good or really bad.

Not actually ctrl-C, but I see this idiot phrase pop up every time something is announced.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 01:55

Being the man of steel that he was, Superman scoffed at such a lame attempt at taking his life. The katana barely made a scratch on his heavenly sculpted chest.

"Hah, you're going to have to try better than that to get into these tights of mine."

Cecil hid his smile under the wispy white mane of his. Finally a worthy adversary. He knew he would enjoy making this conquest. With sword still in hand he whispered,

"Bankai."

Superman's smug look soon turned to that of horror. As he was bathed in green light, he gasped,

"Who would've thought that the bastard's bankai was a kryptonite chocobo?!"

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 10:34

only hokey white people buddhism is about 'how to be happy'

real buddhism tells you that all is impermanent, to live is to suffer, and 'self' is an illusion, so you may as well just feed yourself to a tiger.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 15:14

never mind aw these bead rattlin sheep shaggin basterds, this was a great day wee r orange every1 of yeez kno it, wuld it b the same comments wen the manky mob wear rep. ire shirts n flags n sing ira songs nah coz wee dnt care wee hate aw use any wae so doesnae make a difference .

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 16:26

Home of the Underdogs (often called HotU) was an abandonware archive founded by Sarinee Achavanuntakul, in October 1998. Prior to shutting down in 2009, the site provided reviews for over 5,300 games, as well as offered downloads of software and manuals for a number of games that were no longer commercially ...

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8999 13:46

wait theres boobs in terror of mechagodzilla??????

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8999 21:06

893 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8999 21:00
Happy September 9000!

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 01:00

fuck yeah. fuck yeah. fuck fuck fuck. can can can. fuck the can. fuck the can of worms. break on through to the other side.

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 09:34

Thank you for your entire nonstop insight, encouragement not to mention understanding to hold up my path to becoming increasingly consciously awake and so spiritually connected.

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 20:01

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 02:30

I wish they left that scene in. Just imagine if the west became more accepting of Hentai. By keeping that scene in it would possibly prompt more adults to research it and get converted into Hentai fans (I am one myself), in turn increasing the amount that is imported and thus increasing Hentai revenues in Japan, therefore increasing the amount of content created. We may have actually had Anime studios like Feel and XEBEC, who have done their fair share of Ecchi anime, start to produce Hentai too. The more accepting the public is, the less of a big deal Hentai would be and so we'd finally have superbly animated porn involving step sisters, little sisters, cute aliens from outer space and childhood friends.

There just isn't enough of this porn in the west, and the Japanese are leading the way and leaving us behind. Not to mention we don't get Hentai subtitled fast enough. Only a few high profile Hentai gets subtitled quickly, but because we don't demand it in the west then there's no commercial involvement and we have to rely on fansubbers (Those kind souls), and so we miss out on a lot of the more niche Hentai. I don't only watch Hentai for the voluptuous thighs or the needle like nipples on their gorgeous women, I watch it for the fantastic way they are able to describe sexual acts. When was the last time you heard the phrase "I can feel your fat throbbing cock ramming my cervix at light speed. I am just losing my mind in anticipation for you to blow your huge white sticky load inside my tight highschool pussy, Big Brother." Never, that's when you last heard that in normal porn. You know, not to mention that "Yamete" sounds much cuter and less serious when it is mumbled by a girl with 2 cocks in her mouth, versus "Stop".

There's things that Hentai can do also that no regular porn could. Ahegao faces are one of God's greatest inventions, the way that a female having a huge convulsing orgasm can pull such a cute face is incredible. My cock survives on Ahegao coupled with the cute mumblings of an mindbroken Japanese woman. And of course animated Hentai is nothing compared to what many amazing Japanese men (maybe women) draw. The art work in some of those doujins is better than anything which has came out of Italy in the past 1000+ years. Truly mind blowing stuff. The way they can make highschool breasts seem so soft and shiny, the way they can perfectly sculpt midriffs, the way they can get the absolute perfect amount of skindentation on thigh highs and the way they can make asses look like the softest, most delicious things in existence. Cartoon porn artists in the west often create art which looks like it's straight from Cartoon Network. Whereas Hentai artists in Japan make art which looks like it's straight from the mind of a man with the greatest tastes.

Just imagine how much more advanced humanity would be, how much we'd progress, how much happier we would be as a whole if it was just acceptable to watch a large breasted Anime school girl fuck her older step brother in the school gym. The fact that Japanese man have smaller cocks than us in the west is no surprise when you consider how large their brains must be to come up with the most erotic blood pumping art known to man.

This is the sort of future we miss out on when mentions of Hentai are cut from mainstream american sitcoms.

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 08:19

oye churumuri..
yavaglu tamilu, telugu, hindi actors/actresses baggene baritirallac.. yaake kannadada Sudeepu, Ganeshu, Puneetu, Ramya and so on sigolva? vikram vs amir adre namgenu, amir vs sharukh adrenu illa kamal hasaanu egoist, peegoist adre namgenuc..

Sudeepfs first movie in Hindi, Phoonk, is making a alot of money.. adra bagge ondu line aadroo bariric.

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 14:18

Apparently there are "secret Nazis" in the White House, "Whispering in Trump's ear."

Yet there's a whole pile of Jews with access to the White House.

So, either liberals think Jews are Nazis, in which case liberals are anti-semitic--which we knew. Or modern Nazis are not anti-semitic. In which case they're not Nazis. Which we knew. To be national socialists, they'd have to be democrats.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 16:46

i got a dna test for my dog and here are her results if anyone cares

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 19:28

8. It is better to do what everyone has always done, unless you have some extraordinarily valid reason to do otherwise.

I would rather phrase this as - "It is inherently bad to try to change some aspect of society just to tick off your dad or just to try and bring about the death of your society."

That pretty much covers the leftist motivations.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 19:53

It's kind of a sad commentary on America that millions of PornHub viewers can trust them not to sell their data, while FaceBook has proven they can not be trusted.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 00:21

dont ever post about this again on dqn

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 22:57

I'm weeby as all hell, inherited it from my father, and the only apps i use on my phone are fate go and Girls frontline... but there's a time and place. I need to detox from that nonsense. Every once in a while I want naval warfare without the doki dokis and the senpais and that "fuck me i'm your sister" wackiness.

You see my soul is split into two halves: the adjusted american boy with a pinwheel cap and cargo shorts on his thighs, and the Nagasaki freak that thinks cat eared children are part of a legitimate art form. I like to keep them separate, when one is on the other is off, simple as that. So every time i open the launcher and there's some grapefruit eye'd hussy plastered on the haul of a neon red USS Iowa, i go into a catatonic shock, because those two souls aren't used to co-existing and have to fight it out inside the astral plane to decide which one is gonna have control over my body.

so i get you man.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 12:59

It doesn't matter. Pork's not halal, but Muslims eat your mother out anyway.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 15:33

Eight years of looking at that scowling ape shamble around in designer clothes was humiliating for everyone involved.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9010 03:50

I really didn't like it and I still don't. It's visually badass, the effects are amazing, the music, the action, it's all pretty much flawless. What I don't like is the fact that a brilliant throwback to 80's testosterone fuelled action and badassery, this quintessential murder-mayhem mastodon of a movie is seeped in radical feminist propaganda. Gotta hand it to Miller, he's a genius, but this movie is a big "fuck you" to every single man. This is exactly what the first 20mins of the film is when Max is tortured and strapped to the truck, only to be tortured even worse in that fight scene with Furiosa. Its not an accident. Miller knew exactly what he wanted with this movie and it is a message, it's not a dumb action movie. This is the male ideal being put in a BDSM like situation, being tortured for feminist enjoyment. It's feminist porn basically. This is sending every guy that identifies with this type of hyper-masculine hero a giant "fuck you for liking what you like, you're wrong. You should identify just as much with female heroes". It's pretty disgusting. The message even shits on his own movie, since there's this incongruent message of, "you should like badass explosions and car-chases",which is of course is why people like it and "you're wrong for being such a guy!", which is the hidden message that people don't seem to grasp.

And yes I saw the other MM movies, I know he isn't a quintessential hero by any stretch of the imagination, but that is what people, guys in particular expected from the movie, it is what you expect when you watch thet trailer or hear anything about it. The movie "subverts" your expectations in the way that it literally cheats you. It's a bait and switch and that's ultimately what saddens me.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9010 13:04

So sad how they didn't make a "Back to the Future" reference, but instead called it "88 MPH."

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 09:15

You know how in just about every math class, there are a few sly tricks you come across every once in a while, where you have to take a weird little leap of logic because the universe just happens to work out that way, and certain problems you're presented with are basically unsolvable unless you remember that trick, so you just have to learn it?

This class is comprised entirely of those tricks. It's like a patchbay of tricks, where if you hook stuff up just right and blindly stumble just far enough into the math, you'll open your eyes and the answer will be there. But if you don't remember every aspect of every single thing you've learned, you've just spent two or three hours combing the book and lecture notes trying to figure out what could possibly apply, because the problem and solution are completely abstract and sometimes poorly expressed, the abbreviations and symbols are all maddeningly similar, the notation isn't always consistent, there are loads of special cases, and it is completely unforgiving of even minor errors.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9014 12:25

PLEASE someone prove to me he bites his nails in the toilet

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9016 04:09

As a participant in Rust Community and a proponent of eugenics, your use of Rust Community Team hat makes me uncomfortable. Was it necessary? Are you really speaking for Rust Community Team here? I hope my eugenics advocacy wonft affect my Rust participation.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 00:50

It looks good at first look, but actually the game is not good at all.... let me tell you why

First of all, the character drawings are actually so poor in story line, its discusting to be honest. they could've done alot better, i mean what does that Commander have in her chest, cant even recognize it.

Second of all, it is a game where you'll have to run around like little gay boy go there, oh wait go there, play this game a bit and you'll understand.

Third of all, it takes f*cking 10 minutes yes "TEN" minutes to launch the game... my computer is decent.

Fourth of all, personally i don't like the way the game glitches the characters sometimes, for example this girl who gives characters missions, she put hand in her pocket but i still saw the hand.

Fifth of all, the game has no point at all, really... you'll just grind and grind fighting the same minions or monsters over and over again, which serves no purpose in my opinion.

That is it, i don't suggest you play this game, well if you decide to play this game. i wish you best of luck, i love anime, but this game is just trash, please improve.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 01:13

I believe that autism is the main problem here.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 07:00

In my house we have a dry piece of Velveeta that someone didn't store properly, we call this a "God fucking dammit, stop smoking yourself stupid"

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 16:23

this but the book is mein kampf adapted into the my little pony universe

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 21:38

do computers have no smell interface on purpose since people would just send farts to each other and nobody wants that

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9018 03:20

Destroyer - Chinatown
I feel like vomiting when I hear her disgusting churka-voice

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9020 23:00

Doomguy is actually Link from the Zelda series, just far in the future and many cycles later.

  • Silent Protagonists.
  • Reincarnates whenever there is evil to fight, with the appropriate prophesy and legends to go with.
  • Always wears green garb/armour.
  • Both are blonde.
  • Both are left handed until recent games.
  • The Doom enemies are physically similar to common Zelda enemies, could easily be evolved/corrupted descendants.
  • Zelda fights Ganon, who is the reincarnation of Demise, The Demon King whose main deal was invading Earth with a force of demons. Its exactly what Doomguy is dealing with except now its happening on Mars.
  • The Union Aerospace Corporation is always the one going about opening these portals to hell and letting demons into the world, just look at their logo over time, near all feature a triangle of some kind, with it most often being split into three segments. A reference to the Triforce now made redundant by technology or truly lost to time?
  • Both have tended to wake up on stone slabs as of late.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 22:53

>I can't believe I'm using Twitter as my primary news source now

Welcome to 2018 grampa.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 08:19

why are you people so fucking weird all the time? I wish most of you dead, most of the time. I hate feeling like that.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9026 10:19

oh c'mon black folks, you're making it too easy. You don't see Chinese babies posing with calculators

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 03:22

hey my diabetic step mom who is half retarded and 65 eats these

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 05:10

they say they are overpopulated, but i visited last year and it was just bamboo everywhere. they need to clear some of that shit

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 13:07

Telling people to fuck off isn't hard. Most people actually will just fuck off. You're right, think of this in the real world. If they're getting paid to do a job, chances are they aren't getting paid enough to do their job and deal with ass holes. If they're a suburban mother, they will go home and facebook blog about it. Either way, they still fucked off. If you like my grit then try it. I tell people to fuck off all the time, have been for nearly 35 years and no one has every actually confronted me about it. I have never been in a fight or have had negative consequences because I told someone to fuck off.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 13:23

I'm a little surprised that the SJWs aren't out in force protesting Disney's shockingly racist characterization of the only black man in space as a sexual freak who will attempt to molest pretty much anything within reach:

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 22:06

An artificial satellite is what the moon is with terrorists miles long exhaust vents Miles High miles in diameter structures artificial generators On the Dark Side of the Moon crustacean miles in diameter I guess for vulnerability purposes a protection Outpost 4 malevolent beans

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 09:34

COMING TO A JIZZ STAINED MONITOR IN A DARK ROOM NEAR YOU: "HOW CAN THE ÆSIR BE THIS CUTE? RAGNAROK MY LIFE"

FEATURING ALL YOUR FAVOURITE PAGAN GODS GENDERBENT INTO JAILBAIT LITTLE GIRLS AND CRAMMED FULL OF FORCED "PERSONALITY" TROPES SUCH AS: STUDENT PRESIDENT ODIN, AIRHEAD BIMBO THOR, AND TSUNDERE LOKI - JOIN OUR HERO KIRYUU SEF AS HE LEARNS TO LIVE WITH THESE DARK GODS OF A FORGOTTEN TIME WHO'RE ALL INCREDIBLY CUTE GIRLS!!!

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 09:58

>>430 sounds better than the Marvel version where they're all strong beautiful trans POC with a club foot and autism who don't need no man at least

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 10:41

don't talk to strangers on internet, it's dangerous

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 11:57

YOU CAN SKYDRIVE WITH A PARACHUTE, BUT ONLY ONCE.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 17:23

>>431 I resent the implication that loli norse gods is somehow a subpar idea

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 01:08

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 04:32

>>435
I like how Njord and Nerthus are literally just the same drawing with different colors.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 12:23

I fucking hate it. Good work.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 18:48

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https://www.svoboda.org/a/29240214.html

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 18:51

„}„~„‘„„ „ƒ„u„q„‘ „r„u„|„y„{„€„z „~„p„ˆ„y„u„z „y „~„p„‚„€„t„€„}-„„€„q„u„t„y„„„u„|„u„}. „` „q„ „~„p„x„r„p„|„p - „~„p„‚„€„t-„€„s„‚„p„q„y„„„u„|„Ž!

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 18:52

SVO_boda

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 01:36

This is a divisive suggestion, with 60% in favour of it, while the other 60% disagree because math is important.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 03:14

I like my women like a like my governments, small and limited power

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 04:02

I'm naming my AR-15s "MS13s" so the Democrats will protect them.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 12:43

444GET

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 15:57

The first time my roommate and I walked into a modern game store and saw them playing SW Armada I said "that Star Destroyer looks cool! how much?" and when I saw how much i said... "why don't you just cut an isosceles triangle out of piece of cardboard and write 'Star Destroyer' on it"

We were asked never to return

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 16:13

gHow are we different from red China again?h

Red China is nationalist and doesnft promote faggotry.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 16:45

His Excellency
Kim Jong Un
Chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the Democractic People's Republic of Korea
Pyongyang

Dear Mr. Chairman:

We greatly appreciate your time, patience, and effort with respect to our recent negotiations and discussions relative to a summit long sought by both parties, which was scheduled to take place on June 12 in Singapore. We were informed that the meeting was requested by North Korea, but that to us is totally irrelevant. I was very much looking forward to being there with you. Sadly, based on the tremendous anger and open hostility displayed in your most recent statement, I feel is inappropriate, at this time, to have this long-planned meeting. Therefore, please let this letter serve to represent that the Singapore summit, for the good of both parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not take place. You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that i pray to God they will never have to be used.

I felt a wonderful dialogue was building up between you and me, and ultimately it is only that dialogue that matters. Some day, I look very much forward to meeting you. In the meantime, I want to thank you for the release of the hostages who are now home with their families. That was a beautiful gesture and was very much appreciated.

If you change your mind having to do with this most important summit, please do not hesitate to call me or write. The world, and North Korea in particular, has lost a great opportunity for lasting peace and great prosperity and wealth. This missed opportunity is a truly sad moment in history.
Sincerely yours,

Donald J. Trump
President of the United States of America

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 20:28

Once your are Tanasinn you will never go back to being normal ever again!!

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 19:10

heh heh heh

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