sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night
...Although "dumb enough for me to rant about on twitter" is a much lower bar than "important enough to write and publish an article about", I will admit.
Date: Sun, 11 Feb 1996 11:28:22 -0400
Subject: ski free!
If this is the correct person, please tell me why the stupid fucking monster
comes out from nowhere and eats my main guy before he gets to the bottom of
the hill. Nothing personal, but this is Sunday morning & I really did not
like the idea of getting eaten by the monster this early. What I am really
trying to say is fix the program or stop making games for the likes of me,
who can't win. Actually, you ruined my day. Have a nice one,
THE WOODMAN
expanding on my precvious point, the earth may be insanely flat, as well as everything on it!
you see, if i were to draw a straight line, would it not be curved if i bend the paper on which it was drawn? similarly(i hate pronouncing that word! ) the earth is flat if the Universe it is contained in is of trapeziodal time-space dimensions. less than being flat, the distance between two points would be the fold-space of the Nav Guild. Of course, this would all be impossible without the melange.
The spice girls must flow! A zig-a-zig ah!
They worshiping God of Rat called Mickey Mouse
95% of comments in here is come from Kiniro Mosaic anime meme.
5% of comments in here is honestly like this finish metal song. Ummm
After scrolling through the wiki, I learned that Slog can only use his vomit missile if he's standing on some liquid. At first i was disappointed, but then I had an idea: "If all he needs is some liquid, why not puke it at him?" After testing, I have confirmed that Slog can and does use "slime" to power his phlegm hose. This means that the player can take beguile and slime glands (then 5 MP worth of other mutations), go to Golgotha, seduce Sloggy, then power his booger cannon with your slime glands. Sure if anyone's noticed this before, so I thought I'd share.
Ok let me just break this down in a way you can understand:
Greetings! Hey there. How are you? Light be with you. King’s honor, friend. Well met. Be careful! For the Alliance. Can I help you? I supply only the finest goods. Go with honor, friend.
It has been brought to our attention that this video is old, the lady HAD been identified BUT apparently there was no news of her being prosecuted or whatsoever.
See I know what you mean but now all I can imagine is a centurion covered in salt dabbing furiously over the ruins of Carthage
I'm 3 months old and I listen to death grips. guess I'm just mature for my age 0.o
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Sink pissers ruin the ecology of their sink drains.
Enjoy your piss gelatin.
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Apparently the new Spiderman: Into The Spider Verse movie was so good the kid in front of me got too excited and shat themselves in the middle of it.
Not sure what was worse, the smell or that I still stayed till the end (this was last night).
I'm a little worried about the logistics of the toy; in the past I've found Tenga eggs really unsatisfying and unnatural-feeling if they haven't been left in a hot water bath to warm up, so I'm thinking I might buy a self-contained fondue kit and use it to keep a few gallons of lube heated nicely, to be ladled into the Pussy portion of the dismembered 20lb of Pussy and Ass whenever it needs a little warmth or lubrication.
Can I sue my parents for birthing me without consent?
I didn't really choose to have this life (or body) and I don't really like it.
Occurred to me lately the difference between progressive facts and guardian facts.
Liberal/progressive facts: If enough of us feel a certain way, it’s a fact.
Conservative/guardian facts: It’s a fact if you can walk it outside and hold it under sunlight, regardless how it makes you feel.
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I looked up at him lovingly and whispered "What you thinking about sweetie?" and he responded "Abigail's jab doesnt seem like a consistent anti-air, I wonder what other normals I can use in those situations"
Abraham and Sarah fled to Egypt during a time of famine. Abraham knowing Sarah was a dime piece said "Look here Boo, you fine as hell, they prolly gon kill me and take you they find out you my ol lady. So, we just gonna say you're my sister." They went into Egypt. Pharoh caught a glimpse of Sarah and smashed. Then he got a disease and figured out she was Abe's girl and was like "Hey yo, Abe, why'd you lie bro? Got my dick burning and shit." Abe told him about his fear of being merc'd cause Sarah was fine as hell. Pharoh was pissed but not one to skimp on the bill of services rendered loaded Abe and ol girl up with loot. Like tons of it. Gold, and such, making Abe a very rich man. Now with his pockets full of dough and his wife used like a hoe Abe journeyed back to Isreal. Pimpin' ain't easy. A few years later when they were senior citizens and ready to settle down (they were like 90) they tried to start a family. No luck. So big pimpin' prayed on it. And the Lord came to Abe and said "Oh you gonna have a son. And I shall give him a Kingdom. Just have faith." So time went on, the two old people kept banging away to no avail and Sarah got pissed. "You said we were gonna have a baby. Where he at?" She gestured ghetto like. Abe just rubbed his temples, this wasn't the first time they've had this argument. "We ARE, you just have to have faith in God's plan." This was too much for Sarah, the last straw. "JuSt GoTtA hAvE fAiTh." She mocked. " Look, I'm old as shit, you definitely old as shit and I'm tired of waiting..." "What do you suggest I do!" Abe interrupted "he said we would have a son, and he would give him a kingdom! We just gotta wait!" Sarah looked at him in disbelief, "D-Did you just interrupt me? Oh hell naw, I tell you what, I'm tired of waiting. You gonna fuck Hagar." That caught Abe by surprise "Say what? Like hell I am." "Like hell you ain't. Remember Egypt? I've done things for you, it's time you do things for me!" Long story short Hagar got got. She gave birth to a son named Ishmeal. Abe loved him dearly. A few years later God popped back up "Hey man, sorry bout that, I've been busy, so where did we leave off? Oh yeah, the son and kingdom stuff, yeah, right so go bang Sarah and she will conceive." Abe went and dropped the D on Sarah, again, and indeed this time she became pregnant. She gave birth to Isaac. Now overtime Sarah became bitter and jealous of the attention Abe spent on Hagar and Ishmeal and demanded that Abe cast them out. "What do you mean tell them to leave? He's my son Sarah!" "He'S mY sOn..." Sarah mocked. "Get rid of 'em that skank and that kid ain't nothing but a distraction. We got our own family now." She hugged Isaac closer. "Get rid of 'em." Abe went to pray "My Lord what about Ishmeal? what should I do?" The Lord replied "Right, right the raped slaves kid. Yeah, ok, ok, umm... he gets a kingdom too. But he will be at war, with literally everyone. They will all hate him. But he gets taken care of too. No worries bro." So, under pressure from his wife and reassured by the Lord Abe took the Slave and his first born son and drove them from his home. The first recorded surrgate mother was a raped slave and her reward was being cast into the desert with a young child and no child support. A few years later God called upon Abe to sacrifice Isaac as an offering, just to see if he'd do it. Abe was just about to plunge the knife into Isaac's chest when God was like "LMAO fam, can't believe you where really gonna do it. Dude, take a parenting class or something. Here sacrifice this ram instead." That was probably an awkward father son moment no doubt. Anyway, Ishmeal went on to become the father of the Muslims and Isaac went on to be the father of the Jews, and Abe went on to be glorified as a great husband and father. So in my opinion this whole middle east drama over Isreal and who gets what is just nothing more than a fucking family squabble over who is entitled to the birthright. Is it the first born son Ishmeal or the younger brother Isaac? I say time share that shit and save us all a headache
would but looks kinda crazy, I remember dating a girl who looked like that and she broke up with me because I was shooting dope like it was her business. Anyways she looks hippie crazy tier but still would shag.
I'd read an article about a guy eating 18 chicken breasts. That would be more interesting that this garbage.
Who is listening in [C U R R E N T Y E A R]?
Who knew this song before [popular thing it was in]?
Man [Other version] of [Insert song here] was much better.
Who is here from [popular thing] that [this song was featured in]?
In my universe, people who consume too much drugs may end up "perma-baked" and sent to the fantastic High-earth. Soon after, they will find themselves with a "trip-rite", a special power inspired by whatever drug that got them there.
This world has existed for millennia, and as such has a very large population at this point. Procreation doesn't exist as they are merely a consciousness that resembles their physical self on Earth. They can still die, however. Animals also exist on this planet, but the vast majority are native to it.
Most people see this place as some sort of drug paradise, while others (the minority) want to return home, a feat that only the legendary Tom Dragonkief has said to have done.
EDIT: Keep in mind that the story I am writing in this universe is what I like to call stoner fantasy
>ride a caragor to a caragor-fearing captain's place
>I'M FINNA BOUTTA SKIN YOU AND BOIL YOU MANSWINE PINKSKIN
>close-up on him instantly cowering in fear right afterwards
So we bombed Japan and got anime, and we bombed the Serbs and got this. does that mean we should keep bombing in hopes of more art?
The joke, never quite funny, and already taken too far, now takes on a more sinister edge. We are now trapped in our bacon future. Everything smells dead, salty, crispy. Nothing is untainted by the scent, the texture, the colors of hog-drippings. The animals eat our trash, and we eat them, and we are the trash. “Throw us away,” we shout in unison, and history obliges.
They're too tiny for that games 😂😂😂 They should love there self, because they're already too small...
Here we go, expert on Javanese islamist fashion
I feel really sorry for anyone who stumbles across this video with no idea who these two artists are.
I was once in talks to join a game with an old acquaintance, and was invited to hang out and watch a session/meet the players before I made my own character and jumped in to play.
I was fine with this, and so I showed up to find your typical smattering of edgy and snowflake characters, but nothing too bad.
Except for the pedomancer who killed children then resurrected them as his slaves.
Everyone was fine with this. After about an hour I stood up and said I had to go. Never went back, never talked to that old acquaintance again.
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The true hero of Watchmen was the comic book industry pretending Alan Moore didn't murder the superhero genre with a brick and reviving it by reprinting the same stories but now with cuss words
so did nazies.
Nigger has been banned!
Salvador Dalí was legendary for jiggling his dirlywanger in front of models and guests, and Diogenes made a cottage industry out of spanking his spanakopita in the marketplace (according to legend, when challenged on his public pud-thumping, the famed “cynic” replied, “If only it were so easy to soothe hunger by rubbing an empty belly.” That’s some good old-fashioned ancient Greek logic right there).
After life has burned away from the surface, one final android walks the Earth malfunctioning and believing he is Rodney Dangerfield. "My mother, she didn't write my name in my underwear," he says as his circuitboard finally melts away, "She wrote 'do not resuscitate."
broke: nothing wrong with 2D body pillows
woke: at least people having relationships with a 2D body pillow don't breed
bespoke: we're all just 3D body pillows for 4D lifeforms anyway
A female anus generally smells substantially better than a males hairy anus, both it itself and what emanates from it. There, I said it.
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ITT: Arbitrary definitions of geopolitical boundaries and ethnic classifications made by people who can barely tie their shoes.
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Seeing other young girls meet Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr sends me into a blinding rage.
These little bitches think they're Beatles fans, but they're not. They're stupid ass posers who don't love them HALF as much as I do. Whenever I see a young girl up on stage with them, I want to reach through my computer screen and strangle that dumb bitch to death. Makes me absolutely SICK that these younger, prettier girls get to meet them, but me, a person who obsesses over them 24/7 and wants to be their friend more than anything in the world DOESN'T, just because I can't afford a front row seat to their concert and I'm not some obnoxious little attention whore like these tweens ant teens.
Seriously, they can go burn in hell. I hope they all perish in fiery car crashes on their way home from the concerts. They deserve nothing but a slow and painful death for taking stealing the affection of MY BABIES!!!! I seriously want to hurt myself over the thought of never meeting the Beatles. I'm so depressed and filled with self-hatred every day. I'm starting to think the only way I will ever get their attention is if I kill myself over them and then my story gets on the news, and in fact, death will be the ONLY way I could meet TWO of them!! That might be the only way they will understand how much I love them. I'm not even joking about this. I'm shaking as I'm typing and thinking about cutting my fucking wrists and then posting the picture to Twitter so Paul and Ringo see the emotional damage they cause me when they meet other girls.
all these people talking about horse porn and im like where is the horse porn
I'm not gonna lie I still have my dick in my hand but I just couldn't stay away from those a e s t h e t i c s
>>925 close, a certain well-known vaporwave song, uploaded to pornhub for some reason
i wonder what kind of porn you have to be looking at for it to show up in the related videos
Theres an odd situation that occurs when anime Avi says "nigga" where one cannot know their race and therefore it can be considered both racist and not racist at the same time. I have dubbed this phenomenon "Schrodinger's Nigga"
chelsea manning just personally told josh sawyer she liked fallout: new vegas, while a ticker informed that“COMRADE_MIKU”donated $4.20
but then also a hundred things like this are happening every minute
Sometimes you'll see a puddle of saliva dripping from an open vent above you, uh, don't walk under those.
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don't ever think it's kool to do heroin that SHIT is for losers
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand understand understand understand understand understand the concept of love
rip charlie kirk died of crapass
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I'm suddenly very aware of the lack of female cereal characters. Prolly Cheerios tho cuz I bet they tight af.
Gotta get that honey nut
Harry Potter fans: it’d be cool if we had some Harry Potter trivia
JK Rowling: dumbledore is gay
HPF: haha cool
JK: they often have mutual masturbation sessions in the hufflepuff dormitories HPF: what
JK: everyone used to shit themselves
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What if my dick is so long it touches my butthole and tickles it?
So the year is 1999. Star Wars 1 just came out and it was everywhere. As a garbage man in San Francisco in particular, I noticed a plethora of star wars themed trash. Nothing out of the ordinary, lots of toy boxes, plates and hats from kids birthdays, that kind of stuff. Well one day we're on the routine early morning pick up and we come across what looks like a body wrapped in black trash bags and duct tape next to the dumpster of a local night club. Me and this other guy pick it up together kind of cautiously and realize it's way too light to be an actual body and think it must be a mannequin or something. We unwrap it right there and realize holy shit! It's a life size Darth Maul mannequin. Score! However I look at my buddy and he has a horrified look on his face and just stares at Maul's Sith regions. There is a massive purple dildo glued to the front, and looks like they had drilled out a hole in his dark side buns to do their own trench run. And let's just say some proton torpedoes had definitely been fired in it. I gagged a bit and grabbed him by the boots and tossed him into the compactor. That was one I'll never forget
To paraphrase a crackhead "You made your bed, get fucked in it"
No one: .......
JK Rowling: Dobby has a 10 inch cock
waiter: anything to drink?
JK Rowling: the sorting hat can fuck but chooses not to
Honestly I wish we could live in an ancap society so I could have bought you as a baby and had you work in the fields or whatever. Truly the utopia we both deserve.
Hey, newsflash OP, your personality is not made up of the actions you take
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Sodomy always sounds smarter with a British accent.
thats delusional. is it background gas? ambient worms? i am god and king. i am jesys christ. believe with me as i am or suffer and die by your own doings
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YouTube are apparently removing all conspiracy content. This means I need to defend the speech of anti-vaxxers and flat earthers.
Super.
Would be nice if someone who isn't mental could have their free speech attacked so people can stop being mad at me.
Any git project with an anime girl-majority contributor base is guaranteed to be quality. Prove me wrong.
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global warming has gone full trans. It now identifies with winter
Roided up terminators wearing stuffed bras beating the fucking shit out of women in sports they trained their whole lives for is the funniest thing in the world to me and the best thing about diversity.
thinking about becoming an extremely obscure and opinionated cleric who issues a stream of bizarre fatwas about fairground rides
Don’t people who go on cruises realize that you can have severe diarrhea in the comfort of your own home?
We also miss one other thing: The animals are unable to have paper babies, which was a really good aspect of Mr. Shingu’s Paper Zoo. The baby animals always inherited the colours of the mother and the father animals, you basically had some awesome breeding possibilities.
chuck norris jokes celebrate outdated machismo and neoliberal settler bootstrapping, shaggy memes celebrate the disaffected, aimless proto-millennial layabout through retooling pop cultural signifiers
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An orc taking the red pill would just realize that he is an orc.
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John Mayer plays in background, images of hipsters John Wayneing about their day with massive brushed steel balls between their legs.
It's the beauty of socialism: getting Rabbis to load the trains.
>>966
So is the alt-right in favor of socialism now because it makes the Jews turn on each other? I haven't been keeping up with politics.
I only voted for Donald Trump because I have submission fetish.
I've fantasized about being under the rule of a dictator ever since I can remember. Every relationship I've ever had has been a 24/7 dominance and submission lifestyle.
My ultimate fantasy is for a dictator (male or female) to command me to give him/her oral sex with the military standing by ready to take my head off if I'm not sufficient enough at oral sex.
Voting for donald trump in itself was an erotic experience. After I voted, I ran to my car and furiously jacked off, thinking about Donald Trump commanding me to suck him off. I watched the election with my friends, pretending to root for Hillary Clinton. I think I masturbated 7 or 8 times that night.
Anyway, I feel guilty about my vote, and want to apologize. I'm sorry if this is weird, but it's therapeutic to get this off my chest. Say whatever you want about me, I know I deserve it.
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Communist Revolutionary Chinese Gf
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so what i'm hearing is a group of fish > maroon 5