[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (999)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9248 17:21

I'm 3 months old and I listen to death grips. guess I'm just mature for my age 0.o

890 Name: DennyPhantom : 1993-09-9248 18:15

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891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9249 14:22

Sink pissers ruin the ecology of their sink drains.

Enjoy your piss gelatin.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9249 21:32

Mmmm. Chocolate Saberface Loli MLK. Licks lips I have a dream indeed.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9251 19:01

Apparently the new Spiderman: Into The Spider Verse movie was so good the kid in front of me got too excited and shat themselves in the middle of it.

Not sure what was worse, the smell or that I still stayed till the end (this was last night).

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9252 01:12

I'm a little worried about the logistics of the toy; in the past I've found Tenga eggs really unsatisfying and unnatural-feeling if they haven't been left in a hot water bath to warm up, so I'm thinking I might buy a self-contained fondue kit and use it to keep a few gallons of lube heated nicely, to be ladled into the Pussy portion of the dismembered 20lb of Pussy and Ass whenever it needs a little warmth or lubrication.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9252 19:08

Can I sue my parents for birthing me without consent?

I didn't really choose to have this life (or body) and I don't really like it.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9252 23:49

Occurred to me lately the difference between progressive facts and guardian facts.

Liberal/progressive facts: If enough of us feel a certain way, itfs a fact.

Conservative/guardian facts: Itfs a fact if you can walk it outside and hold it under sunlight, regardless how it makes you feel.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 16:27

Learn #Gaelic with the Wu Tang Clan!

Named after one of Scotlandfs oldest clans the WTC have been exploring rapfs gritty roots in the Inner Hebrides.

Clann Wu Tang - Wu Tang Clan
Mortair Aodainn-Taibhse -Ghostface Killah

Thoir sùil air mo ghrothlach - check out my gravel pit

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 10:30

I looked up at him lovingly and whispered "What you thinking about sweetie?" and he responded "Abigail's jab doesnt seem like a consistent anti-air, I wonder what other normals I can use in those situations"

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 17:41

Abraham and Sarah fled to Egypt during a time of famine. Abraham knowing Sarah was a dime piece said "Look here Boo, you fine as hell, they prolly gon kill me and take you they find out you my ol lady. So, we just gonna say you're my sister." They went into Egypt. Pharoh caught a glimpse of Sarah and smashed. Then he got a disease and figured out she was Abe's girl and was like "Hey yo, Abe, why'd you lie bro? Got my dick burning and shit." Abe told him about his fear of being merc'd cause Sarah was fine as hell. Pharoh was pissed but not one to skimp on the bill of services rendered loaded Abe and ol girl up with loot. Like tons of it. Gold, and such, making Abe a very rich man. Now with his pockets full of dough and his wife used like a hoe Abe journeyed back to Isreal. Pimpin' ain't easy. A few years later when they were senior citizens and ready to settle down (they were like 90) they tried to start a family. No luck. So big pimpin' prayed on it. And the Lord came to Abe and said "Oh you gonna have a son. And I shall give him a Kingdom. Just have faith." So time went on, the two old people kept banging away to no avail and Sarah got pissed. "You said we were gonna have a baby. Where he at?" She gestured ghetto like. Abe just rubbed his temples, this wasn't the first time they've had this argument. "We ARE, you just have to have faith in God's plan." This was too much for Sarah, the last straw. "JuSt GoTtA hAvE fAiTh." She mocked. " Look, I'm old as shit, you definitely old as shit and I'm tired of waiting..." "What do you suggest I do!" Abe interrupted "he said we would have a son, and he would give him a kingdom! We just gotta wait!" Sarah looked at him in disbelief, "D-Did you just interrupt me? Oh hell naw, I tell you what, I'm tired of waiting. You gonna fuck Hagar." That caught Abe by surprise "Say what? Like hell I am." "Like hell you ain't. Remember Egypt? I've done things for you, it's time you do things for me!" Long story short Hagar got got. She gave birth to a son named Ishmeal. Abe loved him dearly. A few years later God popped back up "Hey man, sorry bout that, I've been busy, so where did we leave off? Oh yeah, the son and kingdom stuff, yeah, right so go bang Sarah and she will conceive." Abe went and dropped the D on Sarah, again, and indeed this time she became pregnant. She gave birth to Isaac. Now overtime Sarah became bitter and jealous of the attention Abe spent on Hagar and Ishmeal and demanded that Abe cast them out. "What do you mean tell them to leave? He's my son Sarah!" "He'S mY sOn..." Sarah mocked. "Get rid of 'em that skank and that kid ain't nothing but a distraction. We got our own family now." She hugged Isaac closer. "Get rid of 'em." Abe went to pray "My Lord what about Ishmeal? what should I do?" The Lord replied "Right, right the raped slaves kid. Yeah, ok, ok, umm... he gets a kingdom too. But he will be at war, with literally everyone. They will all hate him. But he gets taken care of too. No worries bro." So, under pressure from his wife and reassured by the Lord Abe took the Slave and his first born son and drove them from his home. The first recorded surrgate mother was a raped slave and her reward was being cast into the desert with a young child and no child support. A few years later God called upon Abe to sacrifice Isaac as an offering, just to see if he'd do it. Abe was just about to plunge the knife into Isaac's chest when God was like "LMAO fam, can't believe you where really gonna do it. Dude, take a parenting class or something. Here sacrifice this ram instead." That was probably an awkward father son moment no doubt. Anyway, Ishmeal went on to become the father of the Muslims and Isaac went on to be the father of the Jews, and Abe went on to be glorified as a great husband and father. So in my opinion this whole middle east drama over Isreal and who gets what is just nothing more than a fucking family squabble over who is entitled to the birthright. Is it the first born son Ishmeal or the younger brother Isaac? I say time share that shit and save us all a headache

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9257 04:26

would but looks kinda crazy, I remember dating a girl who looked like that and she broke up with me because I was shooting dope like it was her business. Anyways she looks hippie crazy tier but still would shag.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 16:34

I'd read an article about a guy eating 18 chicken breasts. That would be more interesting that this garbage.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 07:01

Who is listening in [C U R R E N T Y E A R]?

Who knew this song before [popular thing it was in]?

Man [Other version] of [Insert song here] was much better.

Who is here from [popular thing] that [this song was featured in]?

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 18:17

In my universe, people who consume too much drugs may end up "perma-baked" and sent to the fantastic High-earth. Soon after, they will find themselves with a "trip-rite", a special power inspired by whatever drug that got them there.

This world has existed for millennia, and as such has a very large population at this point. Procreation doesn't exist as they are merely a consciousness that resembles their physical self on Earth. They can still die, however. Animals also exist on this planet, but the vast majority are native to it.

Most people see this place as some sort of drug paradise, while others (the minority) want to return home, a feat that only the legendary Tom Dragonkief has said to have done.

EDIT: Keep in mind that the story I am writing in this universe is what I like to call stoner fantasy

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 06:53

>ride a caragor to a caragor-fearing captain's place
>I'M FINNA BOUTTA SKIN YOU AND BOIL YOU MANSWINE PINKSKIN
>close-up on him instantly cowering in fear right afterwards

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 07:08

So we bombed Japan and got anime, and we bombed the Serbs and got this. does that mean we should keep bombing in hopes of more art?

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 11:33

The joke, never quite funny, and already taken too far, now takes on a more sinister edge. We are now trapped in our bacon future. Everything smells dead, salty, crispy. Nothing is untainted by the scent, the texture, the colors of hog-drippings. The animals eat our trash, and we eat them, and we are the trash. gThrow us away,h we shout in unison, and history obliges.

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 18:34

They're too tiny for that games 😂😂😂 They should love there self, because they're already too small...

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 06:14

Here we go, expert on Javanese islamist fashion

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9265 07:10

I feel really sorry for anyone who stumbles across this video with no idea who these two artists are.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 04:14

I was once in talks to join a game with an old acquaintance, and was invited to hang out and watch a session/meet the players before I made my own character and jumped in to play.

I was fine with this, and so I showed up to find your typical smattering of edgy and snowflake characters, but nothing too bad.

Except for the pedomancer who killed children then resurrected them as his slaves.

Everyone was fine with this. After about an hour I stood up and said I had to go. Never went back, never talked to that old acquaintance again.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 19:19

Do you have a Zoom on Penis and Balls of each Maid, please?

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 20:29

The true hero of Watchmen was the comic book industry pretending Alan Moore didn't murder the superhero genre with a brick and reviving it by reprinting the same stories but now with cuss words

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 21:39

so did nazies.

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 15:20

Nigger has been banned!

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 17:46

Salvador Dalí was legendary for jiggling his dirlywanger in front of models and guests, and Diogenes made a cottage industry out of spanking his spanakopita in the marketplace (according to legend, when challenged on his public pud-thumping, the famed gcynich replied, gIf only it were so easy to soothe hunger by rubbing an empty belly.h Thatfs some good old-fashioned ancient Greek logic right there).

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 18:02

After life has burned away from the surface, one final android walks the Earth malfunctioning and believing he is Rodney Dangerfield. "My mother, she didn't write my name in my underwear," he says as his circuitboard finally melts away, "She wrote 'do not resuscitate."

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 23:00

broke: nothing wrong with 2D body pillows

woke: at least people having relationships with a 2D body pillow don't breed

bespoke: we're all just 3D body pillows for 4D lifeforms anyway

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 00:42

A female anus generally smells substantially better than a males hairy anus, both it itself and what emanates from it. There, I said it.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 06:38

Punkpunk is a genre of distopian fiction where suffixes are gradually applied to more and more words until they begin to devour all language and human brains begin to be rewired to be unable to thinkpunk withoutpunk themgate resuktingghazi ingate thepunk destructionpunk ofgate mankind.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 18:09

ITT: Arbitrary definitions of geopolitical boundaries and ethnic classifications made by people who can barely tie their shoes.

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 18:37

Whoop! Whoop! We placed all your images in a PDF file! That's great!

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9271 05:45

Seeing other young girls meet Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr sends me into a blinding rage.

These little bitches think they're Beatles fans, but they're not. They're stupid ass posers who don't love them HALF as much as I do. Whenever I see a young girl up on stage with them, I want to reach through my computer screen and strangle that dumb bitch to death. Makes me absolutely SICK that these younger, prettier girls get to meet them, but me, a person who obsesses over them 24/7 and wants to be their friend more than anything in the world DOESN'T, just because I can't afford a front row seat to their concert and I'm not some obnoxious little attention whore like these tweens ant teens.

Seriously, they can go burn in hell. I hope they all perish in fiery car crashes on their way home from the concerts. They deserve nothing but a slow and painful death for taking stealing the affection of MY BABIES!!!! I seriously want to hurt myself over the thought of never meeting the Beatles. I'm so depressed and filled with self-hatred every day. I'm starting to think the only way I will ever get their attention is if I kill myself over them and then my story gets on the news, and in fact, death will be the ONLY way I could meet TWO of them!! That might be the only way they will understand how much I love them. I'm not even joking about this. I'm shaking as I'm typing and thinking about cutting my fucking wrists and then posting the picture to Twitter so Paul and Ringo see the emotional damage they cause me when they meet other girls.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 00:27

all these people talking about horse porn and im like where is the horse porn

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 00:41

I'm not gonna lie I still have my dick in my hand but I just couldn't stay away from those a e s t h e t i c s

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 02:12

>>924
/gif/?

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 03:04

>>925 close, a certain well-known vaporwave song, uploaded to pornhub for some reason

i wonder what kind of porn you have to be looking at for it to show up in the related videos

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 06:21

Theres an odd situation that occurs when anime Avi says "nigga" where one cannot know their race and therefore it can be considered both racist and not racist at the same time. I have dubbed this phenomenon "Schrodinger's Nigga"

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 07:28

chelsea manning just personally told josh sawyer she liked fallout: new vegas, while a ticker informed thatgCOMRADE_MIKUhdonated $4.20

but then also a hundred things like this are happening every minute

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 17:56

Sometimes you'll see a puddle of saliva dripping from an open vent above you, uh, don't walk under those.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 20:36

i bet you meme spouting niwaka poseur twitch kiddies have never even fapped to billy, you fucking casuals

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 22:34

don't ever think it's kool to do heroin that SHIT is for losers

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 03:52

Only thing gayer than vaping is lung cancer - Larry Ridgeway

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 05:25

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand understand understand understand understand understand the concept of love

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 12:39

rip charlie kirk died of crapass

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 23:27

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936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 08:00

I'm suddenly very aware of the lack of female cereal characters. Prolly Cheerios tho cuz I bet they tight af.

Gotta get that honey nut

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 08:18

Harry Potter fans: itfd be cool if we had some Harry Potter trivia
JK Rowling: dumbledore is gay
HPF: haha cool
JK: they often have mutual masturbation sessions in the hufflepuff dormitories HPF: what
JK: everyone used to shit themselves

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939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 21:43

What if my dick is so long it touches my butthole and tickles it?

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 21:53

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 03:55

So the year is 1999. Star Wars 1 just came out and it was everywhere. As a garbage man in San Francisco in particular, I noticed a plethora of star wars themed trash. Nothing out of the ordinary, lots of toy boxes, plates and hats from kids birthdays, that kind of stuff. Well one day we're on the routine early morning pick up and we come across what looks like a body wrapped in black trash bags and duct tape next to the dumpster of a local night club. Me and this other guy pick it up together kind of cautiously and realize it's way too light to be an actual body and think it must be a mannequin or something. We unwrap it right there and realize holy shit! It's a life size Darth Maul mannequin. Score! However I look at my buddy and he has a horrified look on his face and just stares at Maul's Sith regions. There is a massive purple dildo glued to the front, and looks like they had drilled out a hole in his dark side buns to do their own trench run. And let's just say some proton torpedoes had definitely been fired in it. I gagged a bit and grabbed him by the boots and tossed him into the compactor. That was one I'll never forget

942 This post sucked.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 04:08

To paraphrase a crackhead "You made your bed, get fucked in it"

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 07:15

No one: .......

JK Rowling: Dobby has a 10 inch cock

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 07:53

waiter: anything to drink?

JK Rowling: the sorting hat can fuck but chooses not to

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 11:15

Honestly I wish we could live in an ancap society so I could have bought you as a baby and had you work in the fields or whatever. Truly the utopia we both deserve.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 14:11

Hey, newsflash OP, your personality is not made up of the actions you take

your personality is probably shit and that's why you're single

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 20:53

Sodomy always sounds smarter with a British accent.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 00:06

thats delusional. is it background gas? ambient worms? i am god and king. i am jesys christ. believe with me as i am or suffer and die by your own doings

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 13:42

First time watching AGDQ, fourth time runner. My games passed away from animal. Money goes to donate the viewer, kill the Germany. Hype!!!!

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>>951

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953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 21:35

YouTube are apparently removing all conspiracy content. This means I need to defend the speech of anti-vaxxers and flat earthers.

Super.

Would be nice if someone who isn't mental could have their free speech attacked so people can stop being mad at me.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 00:04

Any git project with an anime girl-majority contributor base is guaranteed to be quality. Prove me wrong.

955 Name: Tilda : 1993-09-9281 00:38

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956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 02:40

global warming has gone full trans. It now identifies with winter

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 08:47

Roided up terminators wearing stuffed bras beating the fucking shit out of women in sports they trained their whole lives for is the funniest thing in the world to me and the best thing about diversity.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 15:30

thinking about becoming an extremely obscure and opinionated cleric who issues a stream of bizarre fatwas about fairground rides

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 16:56

Donft people who go on cruises realize that you can have severe diarrhea in the comfort of your own home?

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 15:57

We also miss one other thing: The animals are unable to have paper babies, which was a really good aspect of Mr. Shingufs Paper Zoo. The baby animals always inherited the colours of the mother and the father animals, you basically had some awesome breeding possibilities.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 06:53

chuck norris jokes celebrate outdated machismo and neoliberal settler bootstrapping, shaggy memes celebrate the disaffected, aimless proto-millennial layabout through retooling pop cultural signifiers

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 15:07

daddy: licking my bratty butthole
me: ngh!! daddy!! sex noises
daddy: stops hm do you have tapeworms sweetie?
me: tehehe! yis :33 butthole opens up my tapeworm says hi!! uwu tapeworm nuzzles daddy

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 16:51

The Goblin Dildo Emporium is run by an entrepreneurial Goblin called, Oscar, who travels magic lands and takes lifecasts of all things phallic. If it looks like it can penetrate the Goblin takes a mold of it...

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 20:21

An orc taking the red pill would just realize that he is an orc.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 06:37

"We wanted nuts that spoke to us. Something that expressed a timelessness of quality and utility. Innovative balls. Courageous danglers. Testicles that evoke the emotions of the finest jewellery while really packing the punch when it comes to storing and spritzing jizz... So today we are just so excited to share this with you: Apple Scrotum."

John Mayer plays in background, images of hipsters John Wayneing about their day with massive brushed steel balls between their legs.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 01:54

It's the beauty of socialism: getting Rabbis to load the trains.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 05:27

>>966
So is the alt-right in favor of socialism now because it makes the Jews turn on each other? I haven't been keeping up with politics.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 22:32

yes, I just compared the USSR with Manchester United.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 01:42

I only voted for Donald Trump because I have submission fetish.

I've fantasized about being under the rule of a dictator ever since I can remember. Every relationship I've ever had has been a 24/7 dominance and submission lifestyle.

My ultimate fantasy is for a dictator (male or female) to command me to give him/her oral sex with the military standing by ready to take my head off if I'm not sufficient enough at oral sex.

Voting for donald trump in itself was an erotic experience. After I voted, I ran to my car and furiously jacked off, thinking about Donald Trump commanding me to suck him off. I watched the election with my friends, pretending to root for Hillary Clinton. I think I masturbated 7 or 8 times that night.

Anyway, I feel guilty about my vote, and want to apologize. I'm sorry if this is weird, but it's therapeutic to get this off my chest. Say whatever you want about me, I know I deserve it.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 14:35

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Communist Revolutionary Chinese Gf
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971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 05:59

Guys, this is huge. If it is indeed true that Gerald Cotten is behind this, then this is definitive proof of life after death.

IMHO this goes well beyond the minor issue of the QuadrigaCX liquidation. Losing $200 million is meaningless, but knowing that therefs an afterlife and that the souls of the dead can indeed return and walk among us is the most important discovery of the past thousand years.

The ancient Egyptians believed that the dead carry wealth to the afterlife. Which is why Pharaohs were buried in lavish tombs filled with riches and treasure.

Three thousand years later, with the advent of blockchain technology, the validity of this practice is finally proven. Truly, there is nothing blockchain and cryptocurrency cannot do.

It brings a whole new meaning to the term gPyramid schemeh.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 11:02

>>970
I read that as Gook Good Food

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 11:38

so what i'm hearing is a group of fish > maroon 5

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 09:12

It's long been theorized that lesbians don't exist. Perhaps, most lesbians aren't genuinely attracted to the same sex like they claim, they're too ugly to get a man so they lean towards the same sex. Not to mention, studies have found that a large percentage of lesbians have had sex with multiple men before in their life. I will be doing more research on this subject in the coming days.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 11:18

First of all, I'm still trying to figure out how Shaggy became a massive meme. I don't find it funny at all, but that my personal opinion. And the fact that people are still asking for it, even after the devs have confirmed that he won't be making it into MK11 annoys the hell out of me.

Secondly, Mortal Kombat is a violent fighting game. The characters/fighters in the game are unique, badass and they scream violence/gore. Shaggy is a fucking cartoon character ffs, instead of making petitions for Shaggy(and people signing for that shit), I don't see people asking for other characters that suit the MK universe so well, for example Doomguy, Duke Nukem, Pennywise, Hellraiser, Micheal Myers or any other worthy characters, instead of that fucking dipshit Shaggy.

Sorry everyone, no offence to Shaggy, Scooby Doo is part of my childhood, but this whole Shaggy shit has gone way too far. I hope he doesn't ever makes it into this or any other upcoming MK games. The last thing I don't want to see is a franchise being ruined because of some stupid suggestions.

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 12:37

I keep seeing this term "uwu" going around and nobody in the mainstream media covering it.

It means:
Ultimate
White
Unity

And it's being used as a dog-whistle for white supremacists. @splcenter @NAACP please expose these ppl! @MSNBC @CNN @HuffPost @nytimes

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 15:51

I will tell you guys what; I didn't used to believe in this stuff about reptilians. However, I am not just a believer, I know it exist.

It seems as though the reptilians are unable to keep their shape if they are experiencing extreme emotions. I worked for a big telecomm company and I had this boss that enjoyed on a Draconian level to make people suffer. She would target a new person every quarter, and just make their lives hell until they eventually quit. When they hired me, I noticed that she made several satanic gestures with her hands during meetings, etc. After having worked with her, and giving what she thought was the right response over time to her gestures, she thought I was one of them (at the very least a Satanist). So, she took me under her wing to train, and she started sharing with me some of her thought about people. They were extremely dark and draconian, but I had no idea how dark. One day, she offered me a promotion, to a management position. She like to put people in positions of power that she felt she could control, so that she could get away with some heinous, even illegal activity. I refused, and soon became the target of her evil deeds. She would always ask if I feared her, which I did not, and when I said no, she would get really angry.

Now, I digress, but here is something that I learned. It seems as though these reptilians shapeshift with something that is comparable to a refresh rate on a computer. So you know how you cannot see your computer or TV blinking but it is, it is just doing it at a much faster rate than the eye can see. I think their shapeshifting works that way, and with a well trained eye, just like you can train yourself to see a computer refresh blinking, you can see a reptilian shapeshift.

So, I went to get Lasik surgery. Shortly there after, I notice not only had I been able to see 20/10, but I could now see things I did not even know exist before. Also, I could focus on objects for a lot longer than the before. So after the surgery, she was moving in for the "kill" with me to fire me (which didn't work). However, I got her so upset during this meeting that she started to shapeshift before my eyes. First, it was just a skin color change. However, later it was also a texture change, and then a shape change. I was amazed at what I was seeing, and I made certain not to blink during the first 2 minutes or so while seeing it. I finally blinked, at least twice, but the shapeshifting was still occurring. I think then, she caught herself, realized that I had seen (I probably had a shocked look on my face), and she tried to stay calm with a smile on her face and she cut the meeting short. Needless to say, she never did get to fire me, however, after that meeting, she never met with me again. She barely said more than good morning to me after that. Her reptilian/draconian tactics did not stop, she just did it through the managers she had set in place.

After this, I became a true believer. I had never seen anything like this and I would not have believed it if I did not see it with my own eyes.

Why is there no proof? Well, I think that current day technology (i.e., cameras and video equipment) has too slow a refresh rate and/or shutter speed to catch the transition. However, if you know someone that may be a reptilian, get them really upset, and if you look very carefully, you will see a glitch in the matrix. The question is, do you want to blue pill or the red pill. Once you see it, you will never see the world in the same way again and they seem to all know that you are able to see them.

Knowledge is power!

Jay

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 20:14

I am AUSTRALIAN, I have always throughout my life watched and loved Chinese movies, I've had a Chinese maths teacher, Chinese bosses within the Hospitality' industry, and I try to mimic the accent and words even though I don't know what they mean, TO CHINA AND MY FRIENDS THAT I MET FROM MONGOLIA, AND TO ALL OF THE ASIAN REGION, I LOVE YOU, I STAND SIDE BY SIDE WITH YOU, I HONOUR YOU* APPRAISALS

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 21:17

>>975
I think if you think back to Launchpad McQuack/Greatest Side-Kick poll that was on gamespot in 2011, you might find an answer. While I also don't believe the Shaggy thing is funny at all, neither did any of the people who were taking part in the pole. It seems like the same relative concept but I could also be way off.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 21:17

>>979
Fuck me I forgot the thread title.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 23:52

>>980
Happens to the best of us

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 14:46

Try explaining "the 2021 American Civil War started with a skirmish between furries and racist bodybuilders" to someone from 2005

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 01:28

>so gay Nazis are a thing?

I have to say, as a German, our Nazi teacher in school taught us that we lost due to the English betrayal and because Göring was dumb, but my own research convinced me that it was because Hitler (asexual) was not gay.

Frederic the Great was raised by his father to be a Spartan fag. He died childless but made a rural, piss-poor minor country - Prussia - into a great power. Even Napoleon trembled at his grave. This is the power of gay supremacy.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 01:42

Hello, gPenis Fredh here. I will be sure to check out these books.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 02:26

I am going to drink iodine and hope I don't work at mcdonalds until I die.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 05:59

I dunno, I think a perfectly-okay Jesus birthing himself triumphantly out of a lion's asshole would be pretty neat. Of course given the most common iconography, I guess it would be Jesus getting eaten by the lion in the first place.

I have a feeling the whole "this is my body" line might not be given such preeminence in the religion were that the case.

Or maybe it would?

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 17:26

This fucker came into my gym a couple of weeks ago dressed in that weird getup and I thought he had walked in by accident and gave him directions to the nearest leather club, but he got all fucking aggressive and tried to fight me.

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9294 00:32

We're not talking about computers or phones at the moment. We are talking about you having to euthanize your cat, because it is the vegan thing to do.

This has nothing to do with pretend pure veganism or competition or anything. Just the simple matter of your cat and what you know you should do. It is very easy to be vegan until the hard choices come up. Listen to yourself talk like people who eat meat talk to us every day. Give fake reasons, spew whataboutisms, it's nothing new.

Yes there are other issues and if you want to talk about them, we can do it separately.

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