sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night
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Sinusoidal growth is much more common than exponential, especially when it comes to population. It's much more likely than Muslims become liberal than vice versa, because Western secular democratic capitalism gets things done better than whatever the fuck Pakistan is doing.
Why must I expose my kids to all these sexy trains?
Your family would though, your estranged aunt and uncle would come forward, mourning the loss of your fat ass. :(
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Are you actually raising money or are you just raising awareness? Last I checked everyone was already aware of breast cancer. It has both tits and death in it. It's the medical equivalent of game of thrones.
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Who wants to watch faggots man handles each other. WWE calls it a wrestling match, what it really is is gay foreplay.
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If humans can't see air but can see water, can fish see air but can't see water?
That'll get rid of 'em. There is nothing gypsies respect more than international treaties and the rule of law.
>>106 It's funny because they don't call it a wrestling match. Even though it's "World Wrestling Entertainment", the word "wrestling" is banned in the WWE, so are other wrestlingy words like calling a title a "belt".
The This is one of those words that comes to us from the Yiddish language. Like in your example, it means butt or bottom. As for spelling, I find several in different sources, including tuckus, tuchas, tuches, tokhes, tochus, tuchis, and toches. Tokhes seems to be the most common in Yiddish sources, with tuckus seemingly more frequent in goyim references.
He plays a gay guy in an episode of Frasier. I was really jealous. I admit it, I'm gay for Patrick Stewart.
Maybe he's despondent that no game can offer him a challenge, to help him know his limits. Travelling the globe and hitting every machine, no matter the game or condition of the cabinet, hoping to find one that will put up a fight. Game after game, location after location, he is doomed to succeed, expressing his grief and anguish in the only way he knows how: AAA.
What resolve this player has, to carry this burden and yet still continue the hunt.
It's called Moronto for a reason.
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But hey, maybe getting a dick shoved into your lungs feels good. Who knows?
OrdinayNight w/ Mutahar (18+) It was a normal Wednesday night I was sitting in my room reading when I felt something touch my shoulder. I looked over and saw Mutahar from my favorite Youtube channel SomeOrdinayGamers. "M-muta! What are you doing here?" "shh," Mutahar said in a quiet voice, "I'm here to fuck your anus" I was shocked. Mutahar, my favorite Youtuber, is in my house and he wants to fuck me in the ass! This is an opportunity that I simply can't say no to. "Yes Muta fuck me in the asshole" "ohh boi" he said excitedly. He then fucked me in the anus for 1.5 hours, he fucked me so hard my anus was split into two. Just before he came inside my ass he shouts "I'M MUTAHAR ANUS!". My dad then busted into my room and saw Mutahar. Mutahar then flew out of my window and was never seen again. I am now pregnant with his child. THE END
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It’s historical fiction but overall the events are accurate.
I have no idea what this video is about, but I comment swiftly because I don't get enough attention from Jesus.
I remember when someone requested In The End by Linkin Park at a karaoke bar and then proceeded to sing All Star over it while cracking up constantly it was the best thing to happen in a bar ever
How about remix/cover/rearrangement/etc?
Cover and remix are avaliable on yutube and no one in hurry to delete it and give ban with subpoena to uploader.
But sometime I find videe with annotations like "Audio track "Paganini-Caprice no.24" was deleted due the right holder's request". Who is that mystery right holder?
Violinist which play it?
Sound studio which record it?
Relative of Paganini?
Paganini itself in the, a little rotten, flesh?
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My folks didn't tolerate that kind of shit either and it baffles me when I see couples just let the kids run around like raped apes without so much as a word of discipline.
People want to believe the government is all powerful so they can blame their life on something else out of their control.
A great solution for gun control: let's take all the guns away from the good guys!
Do you see the problem or do you want me to keep going?!
Logic... destroyed.
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When you go to the dentist to get your teeth cleaned, does it feel like someone just raped your mouth? It was weird having someone else poking through your mouth, their gloved hands holding strange metallic tools that looks mildly sinister. Having someone else's hands in your mouth in weird enough but in this case they are in control and you are in a submissive position. Maybe it was because I haven't been to the dentist for around 4 years, I dunno.
Whats so wrong with saying Nebraska?
I think you're confused, nigger is a word, racism is a now-incoherent Marxist concept which mostly describes ordinary human behavior. This has not caused a rise in something the left has insured no longer has a sensible definition.
>>137 *ensured, dunderheads trying to sound smart are the funniest!
Lies, based on my source (TMNT) ninjas were trained murdering teenage turtles that love pizzas
how Belgian it is to have a statue of a naked boy as its most famous landmark
Lol. God forbid a guy tells you about his new book on a platform designed from the ground up for self promotion
Absolutely agreed, I stumbled across several volumes of this series earlier this year, looking for some Lovecraft audiobooks for road trips, and, while they’re generally excellent, “Rats in the Walls” had me beating my head every time time “Mr. Blackman” was mentioned. If you’re not familiar with the story you would not notice the change to the cat’s name, but if you’re familiar with this story, as I am, it really grates on you after a while.
Although there is plenty of evidence for Lovecraft as a racist, the name of the cat is really not the smoking gun in the matter. The cat in this story was named after a cat Lovecraft had as a child in the 1890’s, when the name, although still racist, would have been much less unusual than it seems today. It is important to take it in that context, and as a product of the time, and should not have been censored from the recording.
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We all know that the moment you cross the M25 boundary, the area transforms into a colourful hellscape, with Sharia law thugs patrolling outside Tescos mugging anyone who buys non-halal meat, BLM protests blocking every street, South Asians cooking curry on top of wheelie bin fires, and no seats on the tube only prayer carpets. Breitbart tells me they're even renovating Big Ben and Westminster Palace into Mosques.
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These family dinners tend to be hosted by conservatives because we took out mortgages, not student loans.
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Reminds me of the old joke about the nigger who got diarrhea for the first time and thought he was melting.
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Not enough yodel. Bart, we are on a similar plane. Not the same but similar. I think the difference is this is your job where I have a different job but need yodeling to keep me going. I really love your posts....I am so envious that you find them before me. But thankful. I think you are my adversary and friend in finding yodels.
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This reminds me a lot of an anecdotal story one of my professors told me from his time working at NASA.
His team was working on running simulations of long-distance manned spaceflight. In particular, the goal of their simulations was to determine an algorithm that would optimally allocate food, water, and electricity to 3 crew members. The decided they would try running a genetic algorithm with the success criteria being that one or more crew members would survive for as many days as possible before resources ran out.
It started off fairly predictably– 300 days, 350 days, 375 days of survival. Then fairly abruptly, the algorithm shot up to around 900 days of survival. The team couldn’t believe it! They were fairly pleased at the 375 day survival results as it was.
As they started digging into how this new algorithm worked, they discovered a small problem. The algorithm had arrived at a solution wherein it would immediately withhold food and water from two of the crew mates, causing them to die from starvation and dehydration. From there, it would simply provide the surplus remaining resources to the surviving crew member.
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Even though they used the very same 32×32 pixel grid and black and white colour scheme, they were far cry from subtlety and elegance of Macintosh icons.
Fuck you faggot. The crab walk let's you maneuver around your enemy and keep him in your sight at all times. It is an unbeatable defensive stance that gives you total mastery of the terrain which you'll find out when I go to your house and use it to kick your ass.
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Library that aborts core system programs on failure due to fundamentally wrong OS design choices (glibc on malloc failure due to overcommit)
>>170
Foggy days are just the result of a reduced draw distance
One of the things I've been noticing a lot of people saying is that there are things in Canada called "ethnic enclaves" where old stock Canadians feel like they are being pushed out by a minority group. Some have gone so far as to claim that they cannot even get service their own language in places like Richmond, Brampton, Saskatoon and Whitehorse.
I decided to spend a week in Canada's largest and most prominent ethnic enclave.
The first striking thing is that the minute in entered this place, not only did the street signs change languages, they actually changed in design as well. You knew when you entered into this ethnic enclave for sure. Often times, the street name was changed to something else entirely which didn't even resemble the native language.
I spoke with some people in the area and learned that through certain legal loopholes, many people in the area are able to send their kids to schools that exclusively educate them in their mother tongue. And it goes to as high as university because while they are a minority, in universities they make up the defacto majority and are able to get the schools to accommodate them. Whenever I entered a restaurant they'd greet me in their own language first, assuming that I spoke it. Sometimes I couldn't even get well known Canadian staples like pork. There were some restaurants that were entirely free of meat entirely! Clearly, living in the Toronto bubble has blinded me to the scourge of multiculturalism. I didn't realize how the white English minority of Montreal had carved out such a large ethnic enclave for themselves in Westmount to the exclusion of the rest of Quebec. As I walked out and saw Dorchester sign turn into Rene Levesque, I collapsed onto my knees and wept for the future of Canada.
>>173
It's a joke, he's talking about Quebec, the Provence where the first language is French since it was settled by France in the colonial era.
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It's strange, but I think de facto comments elevate the video in a way. We live in a strangely empathetic cyberdystopia where people willingly watch other people consume media (film commentary, video game let's plays). Probably the greatest contribution to the Western canon America ever made was in the form of sitcom laughing tracks--"canned laughter". You probably know what I'm talking about. In a way, it's relieving, the canned laughter. Why? Because the audience laughs on your behalf. It let's you experience that piece of media passively as though you were actively involved; the interplay between audience and media is consummate. YouTube comments are just a logical continuation of that in which that aspect of American media is crowdsourced.
Don't follow? Think about it this way: you watch a video and you see something that you disagree with like a political opinion. You go into the comments and you give your own perspective. Don't you feel relieved afterwards? Doesn't it feel good? Most people are satisfied if someone else does it on their behalf--the key word there is some people. You think all those people writing duplicate comments don't see that their own opinion is echoed in one of the top comments? They do, but they need that relief. And other people will respond to that comment feigning ignorance because they themselves want to reenact the conversation and feel that same release. It's an unspoken but ever-present cycle of continued gratification.
There’s always that “rent is too damn high” guy.
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Did you know that while we all think of egg shells as brittle things that are prone to breakage, it is in fact impossible to crush an egg with the strength of just one hand when your hand is extended directly over your head? Because of the shape, putting an egg in your hand and then lifting your hand so that the egg is right over your head makes it impossible to crush a raw egg. Seriously. Set up a camera and film yourself trying it.
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That audio of when they were crashing. That was pretty creepy. I bet it was scary for them too. Great narration bro XD
Instructions unclear, got shot dead by an angry cop.
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