[Part V] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

[Part V] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (569)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8863 16:48 [No]

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

2 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8863 16:49 [No]

( ・ω・) You are a wonderful person.

3 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8863 16:49 [No]

( ・ω・) They should make a statue!

4 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8863 16:52 [No]

( ・ω・) I need a job.

5 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8863 17:00 [No]

In other news, the Pervocolypse continues as annoying
comic foil Beady Eyes takes over children's programming
for DQN TV after their flagship show Everybody L-
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6 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8863 22:32 [No]

PREVIOUSLY, ON EVERYBODY LOVES CLONEPA...
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1137650290/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1211710567/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1268174692/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1365955937/

7 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8864 02:57 [No]

( ・ω・) I should do that hanging on a palm tree bit again, that was good.

8 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8864 05:30 [No]

( ・ω・) Also were never doing a cold open again

9 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8864 12:58 [No]

( ・ω・) Hmm, it seems oddly quiet in here... as though someone or something were missing...

10 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8864 18:49 [No]

(・ω・ )
( ・ω・)
(・ω・ )
( ・ω・) ....

( ・ω・) Where are the other clones?

11 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8865 03:44 [No]

( ・ω・) Where's my pants?

12 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8865 16:43 [No]

( ・ω・) WHERE'S MY SUMMER SAUSAGE???

13 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8868 22:26 [No]

( ・-・) Hahaha! Just as I planned!

14 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8869 21:47 [No]

( ・ω・) Yay! Your plan worked!

( ・ω・) I'm so happy for you!

15 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8873 01:51 [No]

( ・ω・) Welp, time to die!

( xωx)

16 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8873 17:24 [No]

( ・-・) YES!!!!!!!

17 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8873 23:31 [No]

( ・ω・) Woohoo!

18 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8875 23:39 [No]

( ・ω・) Now it's your turn!

19 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8877 02:08 [No]

( ・-・) Yep! Time to start my new super-fun kids shows!
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Didn't you just die?

20 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8880 21:58 [No]

( ・ω・) No, that was me.

21 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8884 21:51 [No]

( ・ω・) Anyway, as I was saying, now it's your turn to die!

22 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8885 19:59 [No]

( ・-・) The whole recurring "Beady Dies" subplot is startlingly formulaic.
( ・-・) In fact,
( ・m・) you might say,
（　ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole "not being alive" thing.

23 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8885 20:51 [No]

( ・ω・) It's easy! Just put Xs over your eyes like this.
( xωx)
( ・ω・) And then cease all metabolic functions. You can do it!

24 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8890 20:34 [No]

( ・ω・) Go on, I believe in you!

25 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8890 20:58 [No]

( ・-・) NO!
( ・-・) Anyway, I have to create a new awesome kid show to replace your totally lame one that even though it was hugely popular I never met a single person who watched it not even me.

( ・-・)
( ・-・) You suck.

26 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8890 23:01 [No]

( ・ω・) Not even a little bit? C'mon, it's not like you're using those metabolic functions for anything important anyway.

27 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8891 19:52 [No]

( ・ω・) Like this.
( xωx)
( ・ω・) Come on, you can do it!

28 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8891 21:19 [No]

( ・-・) God, alright, fine, if it'll shut you up already.

( x-x)

29 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8891 23:31 [No]

| ･ิω･ิ) Check his pulse.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

30 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8892 19:03 [No]

( x-x) No, there's no need to do that. I'm definitely dead.

31 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8892 19:20 [No]

( x-x) That wasn't me talking, by the way. That was gas leaking out of my bloated, rotting corpse.

32 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8893 20:51 [No]

( x-・)
( x-x) pfssssssssssssssssssssssssss

33 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8893 20:58 [No]

| ･ิω･ิ) Well his eyes are x's. As a doctor I know that means he's dead.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

34 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8894 15:31 [No]

| ･ิω･ิ) Throw him in the liquifier.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

35 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8894 17:50 [No]

( ・ω・) Right away, sir!

36 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8894 22:13 [No]

Heave ho!
Wait! I'm not dblurblbeblurbleblrublebubrbrbl
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37 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8901 23:35 [No]

( ・ω・) Ahh, I'll miss Beady Eyes...

38 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8901 23:49 [No]

( ・ω・) Right after we drink him.

39 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8902 22:16 [No]

40 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8904 06:21 [No]

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41 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8905 21:53 [No]

　/二\
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(　・ω・） Howdy kids! After we wet our'n whistles with Beady Cola, we'll get back to our show!

42 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8905 22:06 [No]

( ･ω･)･ω･)･ω･)
`っ旦~っc□っ[]~

43 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8905 22:06 [No]

( -ω-)-ω-)-ω-) mmmmmmm
`っ旦~っc□っ[]~

44 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8905 22:07 [No]

Sluuuuuuurrrrrrrrp
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45 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8913 04:18 [No]

(　・ω・）

46 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8914 14:54 [No]

(　・ω・） Hm. No hint of prion disease in that one.

47 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8916 20:06 [No]

(　・ω・） Although actually, the aftertaste does seem a b--

(　xωx） hrk

48 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8917 18:52 [No]

( xωx)xωx)xωx) hrrrrrrkkkkkk
`っ旦~っc□っ[]~

49 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8919 22:26 [No]

( ´ω`) That's it folks, show's over.

50 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8920 14:15 [No]

(　・ω・） let's eat mum, mum[i]![/i]

51 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8920 19:23 [No]

( ´ω`) You ate Mum years ago.
( ´ω`) Some of you did. They're probably long dead now.

( ´ω`) Poor Mumsy.

52 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8922 16:24 [No]

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa!

53 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8922 17:17 [No]

( ・ω・)・ω・)・ω・)・ω・)・ω・) Hello everyone! Our name is Clonepa!

54 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8923 20:25 [No]

( ´ω`) Hello everyone! Their name is Clonepa!

55 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8924 21:26 [No]

( ・ω・) I'm so glad you were chosen as my new sidekick! You're much better than that stinky old Beady Eyes ever was.

56 Name: |'￣人￣~| : 1993-09-8938 18:04 [No]

In other news, Star of the hit show "Everybody Loves Clonepa" Dropped his beloved partner and sidekick Beady Eyes this morning under the the claims that he was "Old" And "Stinky" Later that night a Drunken Beady Eyes was spotted urinating on Clonepa's Furni-
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57 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8949 18:55 [No]

( ・ω・) I need a new summer sausage.

( ・ω・) That much is clear. But where...

58 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8951 23:56 [No]

( ・ω・) I know!

( ・ω・) We're going to Italy!!

-cue theme music-

59 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8952 00:00 [No]

But little did they know, it was winter in Italy

60 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8952 19:21 [No]

(there will be a short pause as we frantically try to find some Italy themed AA)

61 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8977 23:52 [No]

( ・ω・) Here we are in beeeeyoutiful Italy!

( ・ω・) Look over there, it's the Eiffel Tower!

62 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8978 00:38 [No]

( ・ω・) Right there, under all the snow and discarded Domino's Pizza boxes!

63 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8978 04:21 [No]

( ・ω・) Wait a minute, this isn't Verona, Italy; it's Verona, Indiana!

64 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8978 15:11 [No]

( ・ω・) Everybody back onboard the Puce Moose!

---cue travel montage again---

65 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9004 21:41 [No]

( ・ω・) Well, we're finally here in beautiful Muncie, Italy!

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