( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
(･`∍´･) (メ`へ´) (#¬٨¬) The Shithouse Boys are back.
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c―――――――――――――――――――――（ ・ω・） Long Clonepa is long.
し―――――――――――――――――――――し-Ｊ
( ・-・) I use a trackpad, so I can just scroll sideways
。☆ ∧_∧ ∧_∧ 。
ヽ(・ω・)人(・-・)ノ
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☆。:.+:+。 ￣∪ ∪￣ 。☆o。。。
( ・ω・) I lost my hat.
( ・ω・) Wait, have I never had one?
( ・-・) That's what you think, is it?
( ・ω・) Do you remember the 21st night of September?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Of course! That was the day an AOL CD came through the mail and my family took our first cruise down the information superhighway!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The WORLD WIDE WEB!!
( ・ω・) What's that?
( ・-・) When Atlach-Nacha, the Spinner in Darkness, emerges from beneath Mount Voormithadreth in the forgotten land of Hyperborea, it shall weave a web across the entire world in which we will all be cocooned and digested.
( ・-・) I can hardly wait.
( ・ω・) Why does he spin in darkness? Can't he turn the lights on?
( ・ω・) ߷
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You obviously don't have one of those fidget spinners with flashing LEDs. They're much more radical in the dark.
( ・ω・) Do they also come with Bluetooth speakers?
( ・ω・) Oh, so you don't have to go to court every time you kill somebody, right?
( ・ω・) Did you know? The counter at the front page is the number of deceased Beady Eyes.
( ・-・) The wickwheat is winnowed, and under the harrow, the earth is prepared for planting. The n'wah must die, and their flesh serve to sweeten the soil.
( oOo) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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＿＿＿＿ヽ、 ｊ | || | |iヽ∨/ || |＿二三二二＞／
＼ ヾヽ、― ／ ／ ／ ￣￣ | ＿三三二ﾐヽ、
ヽヽ ヽ::::| | / ∠ヽ、 ,二ﾆ_イｒ |::／
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ヾ ',ヽ|| | ＼__ ｒ‐, ／∠__ Don't tell me what to do.
r‐ｆ'´i´ヽ ', ﾘ'´ |ト ﾆ-イ／i | | And draw your last pathetic card so I can end this.
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{ { ヽ_＿/ |-―┴‐ｧ ￣ {}「￣／┐
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Whoa
( ・-・) The price of Yugioh cards has gotten absolutely insane lately, and is not ok. To learn more about the reasons why they are so expensive google “Yugioh inflation”
( ・ω・) くぉぬぱ
If someone online asks to meet you in person, give them
your address and meet them at home first, where it's safe!
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∧＿∧ （・-・ ） ＜ Ask your family or roommates for some privacy.
（ ・ω・） / ⌒i
￣＼ ／ /￣￣￣￣￣/. |
￣￣| / ./ NEOPETS / . | |
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(ヽ_ !"〈╋〉｀! /)
((⊂ iつゝ-─-ｲ⊂ i つ))
ﾉ ／ |%(･)｡(･)%| ゝ.ヽ
(_└─ ヾ三ｦ└―' ﾉ Got privacy?
￣￣| .ｌ￣
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(ヽ_ !"〈╋〉｀! /)
((⊂ iつゝ-─-ｲ⊂ i つ))
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(_└─ ヾ三ｦ└―' ﾉ Got privacy?
￣￣| .ｌ￣
V3
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( ・ω・) I'm just glad that god is finally dead.
( ´ω`) Clonepa, for the last time, that wasn't God, that was the smoke detector.
( ・ω・) What's the difference?
( ´ω`) You don't have an abdomen.
( ・ω・) Oh, it wasn't a uturus after all. It was just a water balloon.
( ・ω・) And that wasn't a live human fetus inside it after all, either! It was just a dead human fetus.
( ・ω・) Our Christmas special was a wet bag of LIES!!!
Annoying comic foil Beady Eyes was quoted as saying "Ha! What a stupid bitch!" while stuffing his face with bean enchiladas and Mountain Dew in preparation for a gastric bypass. His surgeon recommended the meal, saying that the resulting explosion would be fu---
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/ / | | （・ω・ ) I could watch that a little.
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( ・ω・) Wow, I sure fucked that post up.
( ・ω・) They should make a statue!
( ・-・) My mistake, it was actually a Freemason.
(・∀・) Ooh! Ooh! My first guess is the letter 'E'!
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( ・ω・) I'm trying to grow a Clonepa in Easter hay.
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( ・ω・) ＜ The answer of >>283 is "Clonepa died lol"
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Later, on today's very special episode of Everybody
Loves Clonepa:
Vat vill ve do widda drunkken Clonepa?
Vat vill ve do widda drunkken Clonepa?
Vat vill ve do widda drunkken Clonepa
Early yin de Mjorningge!
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) Booo.
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( ・-・) Why are they using the Norwegian cast?
( ・ω・) We liquified the local cast a while ago, to contain an outbreak of the clone flu.
( ・-・) A Clønepå once bit my sister...
エルビス飛鳥の復活