( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
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c―――――――――――――――――――――（ ・ω・） Long Clonepa is long.
し―――――――――――――――――――――し-Ｊ
( ・-・) I use a trackpad, so I can just scroll sideways
。☆ ∧_∧ ∧_∧ 。
ヽ(・ω・)人(・-・)ノ
(O ） （ O)
☆。:.+:+。 ￣∪ ∪￣ 。☆o。。。
( ・ω・) I lost my hat.
( ・ω・) Wait, have I never had one?
( ・-・) That's what you think, is it?
( ・ω・) Do you remember the 21st night of September?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Of course! That was the day an AOL CD came through the mail and my family took our first cruise down the information superhighway!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The WORLD WIDE WEB!!
( ・ω・) What's that?
( ・-・) When Atlach-Nacha, the Spinner in Darkness, emerges from beneath Mount Voormithadreth in the forgotten land of Hyperborea, it shall weave a web across the entire world in which we will all be cocooned and digested.
( ・-・) I can hardly wait.
( ・ω・) Why does he spin in darkness? Can't he turn the lights on?
( ・ω・) ߷
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You obviously don't have one of those fidget spinners with flashing LEDs. They're much more radical in the dark.
( ・ω・) Do they also come with Bluetooth speakers?
( ・ω・) Oh, so you don't have to go to court every time you kill somebody, right?
( ・ω・) Did you know? The counter at the front page is the number of deceased Beady Eyes.
( ・-・) The wickwheat is winnowed, and under the harrow, the earth is prepared for planting. The n'wah must die, and their flesh serve to sweeten the soil.
( oOo) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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＿＿＿＿ヽ、 ｊ | || | |iヽ∨/ || |＿二三二二＞／
＼ ヾヽ、― ／ ／ ／ ￣￣ | ＿三三二ﾐヽ、
ヽヽ ヽ::::| | / ∠ヽ、 ,二ﾆ_イｒ |::／
ヽr‐-! | || |ﾄ弋=ﾂi 代=ﾂ//ノ∠
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ヾ ',ヽ|| | ＼__ ｒ‐, ／∠__ Don't tell me what to do.
r‐ｆ'´i´ヽ ', ﾘ'´ |ト ﾆ-イ／i | | And draw your last pathetic card so I can end this.
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{ { ヽ_＿/ |-―┴‐ｧ ￣ {}「￣／┐
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Whoa
( ・-・) The price of Yugioh cards has gotten absolutely insane lately, and is not ok. To learn more about the reasons why they are so expensive google “Yugioh inflation”
( ・ω・) くぉぬぱ
If someone online asks to meet you in person, give them
your address and meet them at home first, where it's safe!
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∧＿∧ （・-・ ） ＜ Ask your family or roommates for some privacy.
（ ・ω・） / ⌒i
￣＼ ／ /￣￣￣￣￣/. |
￣￣| / ./ NEOPETS / . | |
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(ヽ_ !"〈╋〉｀! /)
((⊂ iつゝ-─-ｲ⊂ i つ))
ﾉ ／ |%(･)｡(･)%| ゝ.ヽ
(_└─ ヾ三ｦ└―' ﾉ Got privacy?
￣￣| .ｌ￣
V2
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(ヽ_ !"〈╋〉｀! /)
((⊂ iつゝ-─-ｲ⊂ i つ))
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(_└─ ヾ三ｦ└―' ﾉ Got privacy?
￣￣| .ｌ￣
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( ・ω・) I'm just glad that god is finally dead.
( ´ω`) Clonepa, for the last time, that wasn't God, that was the smoke detector.
( ・ω・) What's the difference?
( ´ω`) You don't have an abdomen.
( ・ω・) Oh, it wasn't a uturus after all. It was just a water balloon.
( ・ω・) And that wasn't a live human fetus inside it after all, either! It was just a dead human fetus.
( ・ω・) Our Christmas special was a wet bag of LIES!!!
Annoying comic foil Beady Eyes was quoted as saying "Ha! What a stupid bitch!" while stuffing his face with bean enchiladas and Mountain Dew in preparation for a gastric bypass. His surgeon recommended the meal, saying that the resulting explosion would be fu---
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/ / | | （・ω・ ) I could watch that a little.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
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( ・ω・) Wow, I sure fucked that post up.
( ・ω・) They should make a statue!
( ・-・) My mistake, it was actually a Freemason.
(・∀・) Ooh! Ooh! My first guess is the letter 'E'!
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( ・ω・) I'm trying to grow a Clonepa in Easter hay.
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( ・ω・) ＜ The answer of >>283 is "Clonepa died lol"
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Later, on today's very special episode of Everybody
Loves Clonepa:
Vat vill ve do widda drunkken Clonepa?
Vat vill ve do widda drunkken Clonepa?
Vat vill ve do widda drunkken Clonepa
Early yin de Mjorningge!
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) Booo.
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＼＿ヽ_＿| | .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
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( ・-・) Why are they using the Norwegian cast?
( ・ω・) We liquified the local cast a while ago, to contain an outbreak of the clone flu.
( ・-・) A Clønepå once bit my sister...
エルビス飛鳥の復活
( ・-・) Elvis-Aska is utterly irrelevant outside Japan, so shut up about that idiot.
( ・ω・) You're utterly irrelevant outside 4-ch, so how's about we shut up about you!
( ・-・) I'm actually a pretty big deal on tumblr.com.
( ´ω`) It's fun to watch the girls who imitate you, trying to get a piece of your fame. They suck on the milkshake, wait to spontaneously fall asleep, and then look sooooo disappointed when they just get fatter.
( ´ω`) or even better, get infected with prion disease.
( ・-・) 300get!
Next up, we reluctantly let Beady Eyes have another show.
We wouldn't be too upset if you changed the channel now.
"Hey! What is the DEAL with all these fucking cats and ladles anyway?"
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) Oh for God's sake.
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What's the DEAL with that repetitive thumping sound?
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＼＿ヽ_＿| | ／ ＿＿＿＿＿／／
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