( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ´ω`) Clonepa, for the last time, that wasn't God, that was the smoke detector.
( ・ω・) What's the difference?
( ´ω`) You don't have an abdomen.
( ・ω・) Oh, it wasn't a uturus after all. It was just a water balloon.
( ・ω・) And that wasn't a live human fetus inside it after all, either! It was just a dead human fetus.
( ・ω・) Our Christmas special was a wet bag of LIES!!!
Annoying comic foil Beady Eyes was quoted as saying "Ha! What a stupid bitch!" while stuffing his face with bean enchiladas and Mountain Dew in preparation for a gastric bypass. His surgeon recommended the meal, saying that the resulting explosion would be fu---
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/ / | | (・ω・ ) I could watch that a little.
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( ・ω・) Wow, I sure fucked that post up.
( ・ω・) They should make a statue!
( ・-・) My mistake, it was actually a Freemason.
(・∀・) Ooh! Ooh! My first guess is the letter 'E'!
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( ・ω・) I'm trying to grow a Clonepa in Easter hay.
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( ・ω・) < The answer of >>283 is "Clonepa died lol"
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Later, on today's very special episode of Everybody
Loves Clonepa:
Vat vill ve do widda drunkken Clonepa?
Vat vill ve do widda drunkken Clonepa?
Vat vill ve do widda drunkken Clonepa
Early yin de Mjorningge!
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) Booo.
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( ・-・) Why are they using the Norwegian cast?
( ・ω・) We liquified the local cast a while ago, to contain an outbreak of the clone flu.
( ・-・) A Clønepå once bit my sister...
エルビス飛鳥の復活
( ・-・) Elvis-Aska is utterly irrelevant outside Japan, so shut up about that idiot.
( ・ω・) You're utterly irrelevant outside 4-ch, so how's about we shut up about you!
( ・-・) I'm actually a pretty big deal on tumblr.com.
( ´ω`) It's fun to watch the girls who imitate you, trying to get a piece of your fame. They suck on the milkshake, wait to spontaneously fall asleep, and then look sooooo disappointed when they just get fatter.
( ´ω`) or even better, get infected with prion disease.
( ・-・) 300get!
Next up, we reluctantly let Beady Eyes have another show.
We wouldn't be too upset if you changed the channel now.
"Hey! What is the DEAL with all these fucking cats and ladles anyway?"
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) Oh for God's sake.
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What's the DEAL with that repetitive thumping sound?
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( ・ω・) He has a mom? News to me!
( ´ω`) Someone has to sign his permission slips.
♪Sore sore sore dokoisho! DO KOI SHO!♪
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) Can't understand a fucking word of it.
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♪殺して殺して殺して!♪
♪野球バットで彼女を殴る!♪
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) The lead singer looks like Vampire Little Bo Peep.
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( ・-・) Okay, seriously, what the hell is that noise? Not that noise, the other one.
( ・ω・) I've been informed that you are listening to your mama's bean enchilada farts.
( ・ω・) If you listen carefully, you can hear the jiggling as her fat pendulous butt cheeks resonate with the airflow.
(・∀・) Clonepa! Show me your original face before your mother and father were born!
( ・ω・) What are these mother and father things of which you speak?
( ・ω・) He is the grandest of all Pas!
( ´ω`) You're not my son.
( ´ω`) No, you're one of an endless line of personal organ donors.
( ´ω`) Because of your sacrifices, I will be immortal.
( ・ω・) My life for you!
( xωx)
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Mr Clonepa, want a sip of my coffee?
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( ・ω・) Sure!
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( ・ω・) Hmm, tastes like recurring gag...
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( ・ω・) Hello, everyone! My name is Clonepa!
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_ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/_ Well, It appears to be my fault. >>331
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>>333
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_ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/_ Well, It appears to be my fault.
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Anyways, I forgot to put the name, and double post, my bad.
(´・ω・`) wait how did the bird survive?
>>341
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( ・ω・)=つ≡つ 〃(・-・ ) ミ
(っ ≡つ=つ (・-・ ) O(・-・ ) whooshwoosh
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/ _/| ノ:/ < Whatcha doin' Gramps and (・∀・)?
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''⌒┃⌒`゛ /⌒○/⌒○
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/ / | | / (・∀・) (´ω` ) Just checking out the annual Christmas special porno on HBO
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ハ,,ハ
( ゚ω゚ ) Hello everyone! My name is Apenol C.
( ・ω・) unacceptable!
i hope he dies
(・∀・) What's a "sand job"?
( ´ω`) It's when you hang out in the desert and don't ask silly questions, now pick up a shovel and start pouring the sand in this hole filled with dead Beady clones.
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( ´ω`) Hang on, I'll take care of it.
( ´ω`) Hey, why don't you come on over to my domicile?
( ・-・) I completely trust you to do the right thing, Grandpa, sir.
(・∀・) GRANDPA WAIT! THATS THE REAL BEAD- NOOOOOO!