( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ´ω`) Hey, why don't you come on over to my domicile?
( ・-・) I completely trust you to do the right thing, Grandpa, sir.
(・∀・) GRANDPA WAIT! THATS THE REAL BEAD- NOOOOOO!
( ´ω`) Just come right over here. Don't mind the rotating knives.
(・∀・) Oh, you're taking him through... yeah, okay objection withdrawn.
( ・ω・) No, I am your father.
( ・-・) but ( ´ω`) told me you raped him
( ・-・) Hey what the fu( ´ω`) Don't mind me, just passing through dialogue.
( ´ω`) You're welcome! Have fun!
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( ・-・) What did he mean by th OH HOLY SHIT
oink!!ｰ ∩∩
､__,,,ﾉw、 （；・-・） Charging razorback hawg outta nowhere!!
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(″･_･) This Clonepa show sucks
～(,_ｕｕﾉ
( ・ω・) Show's not on this week. I don't know what you're watching.
( ・ω・) Oh yeah, Beady's tragic backstory: nothing bad ever happened to him, he's just like that. The end.
( ・-・) Your not gonna tell them how you stole my critically acclaimed show then got it cancelled and brought me in as a tsukkomi to bump up your ratings tanking my career in the process and the agonizing depression of being typecast and realizing this is my life now?
( ・-・) Damn you.
( ・ω・) Who are you again?
( ・ω・) Larry?
( ・ω・) No... can't be Larry. We skeletonized him after he was rude to one of us.
( ・ω・) He was tasty.
( ・ω・) No... can't be Larry. We skeletonized him after he was rude to one of us.
( ・ω・) He was tasty.
( ・ω・) No... can't be Larry. We spabmooztwabbleforxittydoqutionisclickclickpop
( xωx)
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・ω・) Hello Larry. You were tasty.
( ・-・) I don't have food in my fridge. Just body parts.
( ・-・) Sometimes I put out cigarettes on my own arm just to see if I still feel pain.
( ・-・) I will let you down.
( ・-・) I will make you fart.
( ・ω・) sorry who are you again? I was just on the line with the producers
( ・-・) Hello, my name is Clonepa.
( ・-・) Hello kids!
( ・-・) MIttens!
( ・ω・) 400getsaywhat?
( ・-・) 400ge- oh, you fuckknuckle.
( ・ω・) you know your never getting your show back after those public indecency charges? Your lucky you can even work here even though we made you do it
( ・-・) At least I know how to use apostrophes.
( ・ω・) 凸 Hi Beady!
( ・ω・) Bye Beady!
( ・ω・) .....
( ・ω・) He'll be back. He always comes back.
--as extremely fat women with funny hair colors stood in
a public park and screamed briefly, then collapsed exhau-
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( ´ω`) Junior, be a good boy and chop his head off and bury him in pig flesh before he comes back to life, will you?
( ´ω`) I raped a bisexual ape today for throat cancer related issues maybe beadychan needs to crawl up my anal canal to test for AIDS related tissue damage?
( ´ω`) I'll be gentle I promise.
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( ・ω・) we need to call in close air support on that AIDS infested old folks home
( ・-・) Clonepa must kill Grandpa. Its the only way. The old must die so a new world can be born.
( ´ω`) Unfortunately, death isn't permanent here.
( ´ω`) We are doomed to relive this life over and over
( ´ω`) Until the last of the six people who post on 4ch die.
( ´ω`) Our suffering is amusing to them. Our cries of pain are met with everything from knowing chuckles to joyous laughter.
( ´ω`) Any post now, they'll revive Beady Eyes to maximize our suffering.
( ・-・) What the hell are you talking about?
( ・-・) Have you taken your pills even once, you schizo sundowner?
( ´ﾟωﾟ`) I'm FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!!
( ´ﾟωﾟ`) If I see any ASCII art characters, I'll be sure to tell 'em!
(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, what are you getting your parents for Christmas
( ・-・) I provided the "Bill Cosby pill" for his 2018 interview with Hillary Clinton.
∧,,∧
( ・ω・) Hey everyone, I MADE TEA!!!
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(・∀・) Grandpa, are we all just phantoms in Clonepa's final fever dream as he takes his rattling last breath before dying of ligma?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We had ligma at Olive Garden last week!
( ´ω`) Oh right, Ligmatosis. I will have you knowses my toeses is roses. And on dis day ye will know de smell of de feet.