( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ´ω`) Junior, be a good boy and chop his head off and bury him in pig flesh before he comes back to life, will you?
( ´ω`) I raped a bisexual ape today for throat cancer related issues maybe beadychan needs to crawl up my anal canal to test for AIDS related tissue damage?
( ´ω`) I'll be gentle I promise.
／ヽ /＼
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＿ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/＿
／⌒＼ヽ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ノ＿
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＼＿／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ）::::ノ o O ( Really, Beady Eyes? )
／ ＿＿ ノ:／
| ノ￣￣￣￣ ヽ＿_／￣
＼＿∧＿./￣￣ｌヽ￣￣＼／|￣￣|＿＿
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( ・ω・) we need to call in close air support on that AIDS infested old folks home
( ・-・) Clonepa must kill Grandpa. Its the only way. The old must die so a new world can be born.
( ´ω`) Unfortunately, death isn't permanent here.
( ´ω`) We are doomed to relive this life over and over
( ´ω`) Until the last of the six people who post on 4ch die.
( ´ω`) Our suffering is amusing to them. Our cries of pain are met with everything from knowing chuckles to joyous laughter.
( ´ω`) Any post now, they'll revive Beady Eyes to maximize our suffering.
( ・-・) What the hell are you talking about?
( ・-・) Have you taken your pills even once, you schizo sundowner?
( ´ﾟωﾟ`) I'm FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!!
( ´ﾟωﾟ`) If I see any ASCII art characters, I'll be sure to tell 'em!
(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, what are you getting your parents for Christmas
( ・-・) I provided the "Bill Cosby pill" for his 2018 interview with Hillary Clinton.
∧,,∧
( ・ω・) Hey everyone, I MADE TEA!!!
/ つ旦旦旦旦
しー-Ｊ ￣￣￣￣
_ _ ξ
(´ ｀ヽ、 __
⊂,_と（ ）⊃ （__(）､;.o：。
Ｖ Ｖ ﾟ*･:.｡
(・∀・) Grandpa, are we all just phantoms in Clonepa's final fever dream as he takes his rattling last breath before dying of ligma?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We had ligma at Olive Garden last week!
( ´ω`) Oh right, Ligmatosis. I will have you knowses my toeses is roses. And on dis day ye will know de smell of de feet.
（ ・-・）I’m still waiting… it’s been 126 days. There isn’t even any food left in my fridge, just body parts.
(・∀・) Well, that went better than I expected.
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) Lick my balls, Grandpa.
( ´ω`) Huh? Is it St. Swiven's Day already?
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／ ☣ ＼
＼ ⊂[〔 （◣◎◢）〕 Forget these gloves, I'll throw them on the floor!
＼/(⌒ﾏ´
（⌒ヽrヘJつ
＞ _）、
し' ＼_） ヽヾ＼ pow!
丶
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⌒Y⌒
( ・ω・) go away parker
Up next on 4-ch TV Japan...
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/ ＿＿＿ ＼ / ＿＿＿ / / ヽ / / /＿＿ __/ [][] ＿| || |＿ | |
/ /,,∧ / / / / / / / /ヽ ヽ / / / / | ＿ | |_ ﾚ'~￣|
/ /・ω・） / / / / / / / / ヽ ヽ / / | |___ ￣| | / / / ／| |
/ /とノ / / / / / / / / ヽ ヽ / / ＼＿_| | | ￣ / / | |
/ /／ / / / / / / / / ヽ ヽ/ / |＿| |__| ＼/
/ /＿＿__/ / / /＿＿＿/ / / / ヽ /
/＿＿＿＿＿/ ＼＿＿＿＿ ＼ / / ヽ＿/ （ ・‐・）
＼＿ゝ￣ （ヽ∩∩
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・∀・ ）ヽ ＜ Guess it's time to change the channel.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／| ∧＿∧
＼＿ヽ_＿|| .／＿＿＿＿＿／／ （´ω` ）
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￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・∀・ ）ヽ ＜ Okay, what's on PBS?
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／| ∧＿∧
＼＿ヽ_＿|| .／＿＿＿＿＿／／ （´ω` ）
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・∀・ ）ヽ ＜ Ugh. Fine. CNN?
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／| ∧＿∧
＼＿ヽ_＿|| .／＿＿＿＿＿／／ （´ω` ）
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・∀・ ）ヽ ＜ How many channels is this bozo on?
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／| ∧＿∧
＼＿ヽ_＿|| .／＿＿＿＿＿／／ （´ω` ）
( ・-・) Can this autistic kid fuck off?
( ・-・) Why do you have no dick?
(・∀・) Mix together sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter and place it in a metal tube!
( ・-・) Yes then attach a gas cooker lighter
( ・-・) Then shove the metal tube into your anus and flip the switch for pleasure
( ・ω・) Toward the castle it is! Thanks, kids!
( ・ω・) Oh, you two with your write in votes? Security will escort you both to the liquifier shortly. Please do not resist.
(・∀・) Beady-kun, gunpowder doesn't detonate unless confined. Sticking an unsealed tube filled with it in your ass will probably not have the desired effect!
(・∀・) Now let's go get liquified!
( ・-・)
∴∵ ∵ ∧,,∧
∵∴∵ ＿＿＿_ ( ・ω・) I'll do it again!
ヽ |=と つ
( ∪∪ ￣￣￣ ﾉ ヽ
と＿)＿) (( し ヽ＿つ
( ・ω・) Meet our special guest, Naito Horizon!
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃
| / Buun!
（ ヽノ
ﾉ>ノ
三 レﾚ
＿人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人＿
＞ ゆっくりしていってねお！！！ ＜
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( ・-・) Fuck his head reattached. Time to fetch the defensive flamethrower.
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) .....
( ・-・) I finally got a get.
( ・ω・) You left your wallet in El Segundo?
( ・-・) this game sucks and shamelessly advertizing it to kids is the moral equivalent of child abuse
( ・-・) Remember when this thread wasn't just one 17 year old talking to himself?
( ・ω・) Yeah, good times.
( ・ω・) Due to declining ratings and departmental cutbacks, we regret to announce that this will be the last ever episode of Everybody Loves Clonepa. Thank you all for your love and support over the last four and a half seasons of our show, and look forward to Super Sparkle Motion Transform Peanut Butter Happy Tweezer Chan ADVANCE airing in this timeslot from next week on!
( ・-・) My show actually got greenlit?
( ・ω・) Ha ha October fools!
( ・ω・) Everybody Loves Clonepa still brings all the boys to the yard!
( ・ω・) Isn't today October 1st?
( ・ω・) Feels like I've been waiting forever for it.