( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

( ・-・) Remember when this thread wasn't just one 17 year old talking to himself?

( ・ω・) Yeah, good times.

( ・ω・) Due to declining ratings and departmental cutbacks, we regret to announce that this will be the last ever episode of Everybody Loves Clonepa. Thank you all for your love and support over the last four and a half seasons of our show, and look forward to Super Sparkle Motion Transform Peanut Butter Happy Tweezer Chan ADVANCE airing in this timeslot from next week on!

( ・-・) My show actually got greenlit?

( ・ω・) Ha ha October fools!

( ・ω・) Everybody Loves Clonepa still brings all the boys to the yard!

( ・ω・) Isn't today October 1st?

( ・ω・) Feels like I've been waiting forever for it.

( ・ω・) Why do we even have names for other months?

( ・-・) first they write me out of my own show now they want to pull the plug before the pilot

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　　＜i　!ﾚﾊﾊﾊ)）＞　　　I use the maho power to punish the evil execs and restore the show
　　　 ﾙ(ﾘ_ﾟ . ﾟﾉ!
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.　　　 / / !i〉l
　　　く/,ﾙﾉノ

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　　　｀ヽ,　｀ヽ
　　　　,.' -─-ヽ.
　　＜i　!ﾚﾊﾊﾊ)）＞ BE GONE EVIL SPIRIT!
　　　 ﾙ(ﾘ_ﾟ . ﾟﾉ!
　　　　 / /wk|Ｏ―☆
.　　　 / / !i〉l
　　　く/,ﾙﾉノ

( ・ω・) Go ahead. We're not doing a Christmas special this season anyway.

（・∀・） Why would we? It's still three months till Christmas.

( ・ω・) Absolutely not. All wind must be contained, as per Grandpa's Rules, page 37, rule 23.5.

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　　　｀ヽ,　｀ヽ
　　　　,.' -─-ヽ.
　　＜i　!ﾚﾊﾊﾊ)）＞ I will learn the forbidden wind magic
　　　 ﾙ(ﾘ_ﾟ . ﾟﾉ!
　　　　 / /wk|Ｏ―☆
.　　　 / / !i〉l
　　　く/,ﾙﾉノ

(・∀・) Grandpa! My wife wants to make me fat!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yeah. Put on some pounds, you pencilneck!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yeah. Eat more clone flesh, you pencilneck!

( ・ω・) Those are just ground beef, Mittens.

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i 　乂-‐　−! i　Sorry, we're all out of that.
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　 ｡ﾟ,∧o∧　　I won't be needing one of those right now,
§ﾐ彡ﾟωﾟミ　　or ever again.
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i 　乂-‐　−! i　You're needed at the soup kitchen, fuzzball.
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i 　乂-‐　−! i　The poop soup, to be precise.
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i 　乂-‐　−! i　We're going to sell your diarrhea to customers.
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　　/__i |丱!|
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( ・-・) Yeah, right. You never sell anything to anybody.

( ・-・) WE'RE ON TO YOU!!!

( ・ω・) DEAL!

(・Ａ・) Grandpa! I don't know what thread I'm in anymore!

( ・ω・) Welcome to this weeks 18+ adult only special. We're going to learn how to maintain a budget within our means, write a professional quality resume, and how to properly schedule for maximum efficiency in daily life!

( ・ω・) Today's musical guests will be The District Managers.

( ・ω・) I'd say let's get to the fun, but there'll be no more of that! You're all adults now!

Now you can't spend what you don't have, can you? So
you often have to leave that thing you want on the store
shelves and go home sad until you have saved eno-
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