Death to big data!
Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
>building a dike out of shit to reclaim land from an ocean of piss
I'm actually really fucking proud of this one, someone praise me.
>>193
We've come a long long way together through the hard times and the good. I have to celebrate you, baby. I have to praise you like I shouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu <etc.>
I missed 196 GET
lol jikobroei got a livedoor interview
( ・-・) 200get!
( ・-・) ....
( ・ヮ・)
cute girl writing you a parking ticket
If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3
Medical amputation? Christ, what will the BM lobby come up with next
Cute girls praising your hips
A cute girl explaining cache optimization and how to avoid cache misses.
Cute girl explaining hegelian dialectics and how it's commonly simplified as the opposition between thesis and antithesis when it's taught in philosophy curricula
Headcanon: Picard was actually speaking French the whole time and made everyone around him (and the viewer) use the universal translator.
Carcano
and 9 hours
Is cowboy action shooting cosplaying and/or LARPing?
ochinchin
my parents: wow did you know the guy from whitesnake just turned 80
me: wow did you know the "cirno's perfect math class" chick just turned 30
my parents: aww, david bowie just died. he was an inspiration to everyone, gay or straight.
me: aww, billy herrington just died. he was an inspiration to everyone, gay or straight.
i guess the more things change the more they stay the same?
ochinchin daisuki
ochingin daisuki
It was a genuine Japanimation toon alright. Her card had all sorts of moon runes all over it, and its UGUUID checked out when we ran it.
If you sign up,
You can earn much money and travel for free.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3
Yet the gym remains bossless.
I think I'd actually go into a busy comic book shop to get Aunt May Kills The Marvel Universe.
For those who remain on aging text boards:
Are you new or are you old?
Are you silver or are you gold?
Are you middle of the road? Are you an expert on BBCode?
Are you under enormous stress, ready to explode?
Are you here to stay or just today?
Are you serious or do you prefer to play?
Are you moving on with your life? Have you settled down and found a wife?
How do you cope with daily strife?
Are you living in the now or in the past? As you get older, the years pass by so fast.
Hopefully you have friends and you're not an outcast.
Are you happy or are you sad? Are you a genetic dead-end or will you be a dad?
Make new memories now, don't dwell on times you had.
I don't know you, DQN, but I hope you're doing well.
No man is an island. Being alone is hell.
you: a bowl of steel cut oats with bananas and cream and dried fruit
me: a ten pound bag of off-brand toasted rice puffs
>Are you new or are you old?
Pretty old, in Internet years. I've been on and off this board for at least a decade? Active on other webboards since around 2005, but a regular Internet user since the late nineties.
>Are you silver or are you gold?
How about aluminum?
>Are you middle of the road? Are you an expert on BBCode?
You know, I miss BBCode. All the boards I once frequented that used it are now either dead or dying.
>Are you under enormous stress, ready to explode?
Two weeks ago, yes. Today, no.
>Are you here to stay or just today?
Most likely here to stay, as long as the conversation remains sufficiently fun.
>Are you serious or do you prefer to play?
It depends. I feel like I'm primarily more serious than others, but sometimes when I need to focus I just want to screw around. Not even good playing, just wasting time.
>Are you moving on with your life? Have you settled down and found a wife?
I'm finishing up a degree right now. Once that's over, my hope is that my career will resume without too much delay. I'm not in a hurry to find a spouse, and I think rushing in that department leads to unhappiness more often than not.
>How do you cope with daily strife?
By understanding that for the most part I don't really have strife. I don't want for food, water, shelter, or clothing. Physical security isn't a concern. I've cut out most of the toxic relationships in my life and have faced very little persecution. I am of reasonably sound mind. The main insecurities I have are long-term financial and medical; the former I'm actively addressing by earning the aforementioned degree, and the latter is mostly because of my severe anxiety when it comes to paperwork and lack of initiative in biting the bullet and getting it taken care of.
>Are you living in the now or in the past? As you get older, the years pass by so fast.
At times I would agree, but I've noticed that it really depends how I spend my time and even how I think about time. It's true that significant landmarks in life tend to cluster toward the beginning and space out later, but those landmarks are only one way of looking at life. Time continues to flow at the same rate no matter what your perception is. Think of a dream diary: you might have dreams every night, but you usually forget them shortly after waking up (if you remember them at all). It often isn't until you begin to record your dreams, training yourself to be more aware and remember details, that you truly come to a sense of how much there is to experience on that side of your consciousness. Soon you realize you don't just have one 20-second dream where one thing happens, you have multiple dreams every night and they're actually really deep and involved and you've been missing out this whole time! Or perhaps you weren't having big crazy dreams before and training yourself to look for them caused your unconscious mind to turn on the faucet? I guess what I'm getting at is, if you train yourself to be mindful and interested, life will be more interesting even in the absence of those landmarks. In the end it doesn't really matter whether it's because that mindset naturally causes you to act in ways that make life more interesting, or whether it really was interesting all along and you just needed to notice.
>Hopefully you have friends and you're not an outcast.
I've never been the life of the party, but I do have a few close friends I keep in touch with, along with a wider circle of friendly acquaintances. I try to be generally pleasant and cordial even to those with whom I have severe disagreements, and as a result I tend not to make enemies. I rarely find myself feeling excluded, but in many social situations I don't feel included either.
>Are you happy or are you sad?
I suppose you could say I'm happy, but content is my ideal.
>Are you a genetic dead-end or will you be a dad?
I am a genetic dead-end. This is a deliberate decision and I am unlikely to repeal it. Adoption will be my first choice if I am to raise children.
>Make new memories now, don't dwell on times you had.
Working on it. It's tough sometimes.
>I don't know you, DQN, but I hope you're doing well.
I like to think so. I'm definitely in a much better place than I was ten years ago, so that's something.
>No man is an island. Being alone is hell.
come snuggle with meeeee
bullying is fun and good
be careful when you give coffee to girls with low self esteem
Java insecure object deserialization
ass key
>>228
well you know nothings sacred and all that jazz
ya like jazz?
I was thinking of answering that, but something about how the questions are worded bug me,
reading the unabridged version of something you read as a kid and like fuckin A the bowdlerized version cut out a lot
fack you alah
09021530526
穢土時代
Actual names of malware:
Mirai botnet
Hajime worm
Rust beats Haskell just by letting you implement a trait for a type in a completely unrelated file
Both Youtube and Facebook think I like trains even though I have never searched for trains before on either site. In fact, I don't think I've ever searched for trains before. Why is this happening? I keep getting train suggestions.
At one point Facebook got the impression that I was very interested in the politics and sports of India. I'm still puzzled about that one.
I hate ``nerd'' culture.
Self-congratulatory assholes celebrate basic tech literacy and participating in mass consumerism. Wow, you know how to use a computer. Such a nerd! Wow, you bought something. Such a nerd! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Congratulations on wasting time on dumb shit like video games. That makes you smart, somehow. At least according to self-proclaimed nerds. Yikes.
《faggot》
「What about these quotes?」
``LaTeX'' or go home, sheeple!
>>240
I watched a train derailment one time at random. All trains since. It overpowers all other interests somehow. Like a salad with hard boiled egg tastes only like hard boiled egg.
All suggestions have been trains. Haven't watched them. It still hasn't learned.
Maybe they don't care that you don't like trains. Perhaps the suggestions are what it WANTS you to watch, not what it thinks you're interested in watching.
I just thought about an idea for kopipe/creepypasta/whatever you want to call it, where your suggested videos are for things like "How to make a noose" and other morbid stuff. Spooky social media suggestions and weird targeted ads.
I have assiduously removed all suggested news stories involving either sports or celebrity drama for several months now. It still appears not to have learned.
>>240,248-251
I don't believe in lizard/pod people but got damn, stuff like that isn't exactly helping my case.
what happens if you play one of those "<song> but it's playing in another room" videos and listen to it from another room
“Quotation marks” he said... “It'll be awesome” he said...
Free me from this posting prison.
Google's captcha started spitting out weirdly pixely images recently, then I realized that they were DQN generated images. So now they use their DQN to create cars/roads/whatever instead of having a set number of set images that are used to check answers.
Python 2: DUDE MOVE ON LMAO
Python 3: DUDE INDENTATION LMAO
Ruby: DUDE DEAD LANGUAGE LMAO
Perl5: DUDE HARD TO READ LMAO
Perl6: DUDE NO ONE USES IT LMAO
C: DUDE PROCEDURAL PROGRAMMING LMAO
C++: DUDE POINTERS LMAO
RPG Maker, Game Maker, Unity, Dreamweaver: DUDE YOU'RE NOT A REAL DEVELOPER LMAO
Markdown: DUDE THIS ISN'T PROGRAMMING LMAO
R: DUDE MACHINE LEARNING LMAO
Adobe Flash/ActionScript: DUDE USE-AFTER-FREE 0-DAYS DELIVERING RANSOMWARE PAYLOADS LMAO
Java: DUDE CLASSES LMAO
Kotlin: DUDE GOOGLE LMAO
Objective-C: DUDE APPLE ABANDONED YOU LMAO
Swift: DUDE OPTIONALS LMAO, DUDE ARGUMENT LABELS LMAO
Haskell: DUDE MONADS LMAO
HTML5: DUDE MOBILE LMAO
Javascript: DUDE FRAMEWORKS LMAO
SQL: SELECT * FROM dude_table WHERE LMAO='true';
NoSQL: DUDE JSON LMAO
LaTeX: \begin{LMAO} DUDE YOU NEED A COMPILER FOR WORD DOCUMENTS \end{LMAO}
Bootstrap: DUDE COOKIE CUTTER RESPONSIVE DESIGN SITES THAT ALL LOOK THE SAME LMAO
CSS3: DUDE PREPROCESSORS LMAO
Node: DUDE PACKAGES LMAO
Express: DUDE ROUTERS LMAO
Angular: DUDE SINGLE PAGE LMAO
PugJS: DUDE TEMPLATES LMAO
Lisp: DUDE PARENTHESES LMAO
Clojure: DUDE PARENTHESES & JAVA LMAO
Rust: DUDE MEMORY SAFETY LMAO
Bash: DUDE PIPES LMAO
zsh: DUDE PLUGINS LMAO
fish: DUDE AUTOCOMPLETE LMAO
PowerShell: DUDE MIMIKATZ LMAO
Assembly: DUDE REGISTERS LMAO
COBOL or Fortran: DUDE OLD PEOPLE MAINTAINING LEGACY CODE LMAO
PHP: shell_exec(echo "DUDE PLEASE HACK ME LMAO");
git: git commit -m "DUDE BRANCHES LMAO"
UML: DUDE ACCESS MODIFIERS LMAO
Tech startups: DUDE FOOSBALL TABLES AND OPEN FLOOR PLANS LMAO
>>257
I don't understand what the point of that would be. If they're trying to block bots, it doesn't make sense to put up challenge imagery created exactly to be recognizable by their image recognition network. It's not as if they're short on data, anyway. They have petabytes and petabytes of that stuff lying around from the constant updates they do to maps.
I think it's much more probable that they're taking genuine input data and applying adversarial perturbations to it. That would block current bots and give them some insight into what a perturbation-resistant network looks like.
>>258
But C is all about pointers, even more so than C++; C++ would be: DUDE, OO ISN'T A JOKE, FOR REAL THIS TIME, protected abstract virtual base pure virtual private destructors LMAO
>>262
well, parts of that are painfully on point, and some aren't, but looking at the whole thing, it seems like the main goal is to annoy, seeing as it does so by highlighting various shallow ways to dismiss technologies that are useful in some niche or other.
>>264
I always get called an impure heathen by truLISPers but Clojure is a really nice language.
I just want to disappear.
en pointe
Language fanboyism just shows you have a way to go before truly understanding what it is to be one with the machine at all levels of abstraction.
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.
I thought her a botanist or something; there were flowers in the background.
There was cum on the piano.
What have been your experiences with public speaking? For example, in a communications class.
I had to do a presentation today and I know I sounded very nervous. Now I'm agonizing over how it could have gone better. I practiced it beforehand and it was fine. But when it came time to actually present in front of the class, my heart rate skyrocketed and I had a hard time breathing, so my voice quivered.
The entire thing was 45 minutes (I was in a group) and it seemed like it would never end. It got better by the end of it (because I got more used to it), but the beginning was really bad.
Think about how professors have to do this every single day. Every lecture is public speaking.
>>273
I always let the presentation itself be the first time I ever present whatever it is I prepared. Always works out well because I'm too busy trying to get interpret and present the info on the fly to be nervous.
>>273
I study the information and then ad lib it for the most part. Having to memorize a set speech or script would only make me more nervous of messing up so I just come up with a general flowchart of what points I want to make and in what order. Also I never look the audience in the eye, I always look at the top of their heads.
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I hit reply instead of preview by accident. Oh well. And when I tried to post this same post the first time my shitty VPN disconnected so it didn’t submit.
I miss BBcode. WakabaMark is lame.
> What have been your experiences with public speaking? For example, in a communications class.
I have been in a communications class. Informally, it seems a majority of people in the Western mold have a reticence or fear of public speaking. I am firmly in the minority: It is so much easier for me to regard an audience as impersonal for the duration of a formal-ish presentation, damn the consequences (I suppose there is a "nervousness" in my case, but to me it is more accurately "excitement"). In contrast (maybe this combination is a bit abnormal), basic interpersonal stuff really fucks me up, possibly with the exception of very close friends.
Granted, I am not dealing with hecklers at an open mic session or something, and have always been a regular target of emotional abuse in my own family. And I might be ever so slightly autistic, just sayin'.
> Think about how professors have to do this every single day. Every lecture is public speaking.
Some professors are natural instructors and have no problem with giving lecture. Others (researchers, which is a professor proper in some institutions) don't have any business being in front of a classroom, but are obligated to, and nobody in those classrooms is happy. I generalize, of course.
"Self-care is part of creativity" means "I don't have to feel guilty about binge watching TV shows in bed all day"
Though now I look again, I should perhaps have clarified that I have been in school plays, done musical performances in various contexts... I knew from a young age that yes, I don't have a problem with this strange thing that lots of adults sheepishly admitted they could not do without fear. Perhaps a part of me was (is) an attention whore, heh.
I had the deepest sympathy for this one fellow in my communications class who was (is) a marine, but asked us not to begrudge him should he show up the day of the presentation smelling like a bar.
I am a professional musician and rarely have issues with nerves in a musical context, but just about anything else involving performance causes me to forget everything I know, with almost complete disregard of how much I try to prepare. Even if I'm reading a script.
/shrug
When you go to a porn site intending to jerk it to hardcore gay porn but end up finishing to Hegreart vanilla solo female. That. I imagine that's how a recovering alcoholic feels when he wanders into the liquor store out of habit, realizes where he is, purchases nothing but a Coke and leaves.
I miss the old internet. IRC, desktop computers, BBSes, web forums. It was all so new and experimental. No one had any idea what they were doing. Nowadays social media seems to polished but simultaneously sterile. You can’t just post for fun. Everyone’s timeline is like self-promotion/marketing for their own personal brand to make them look as good as possible for when they inevitably job hop because apparently that’s the beast way to increase your salary (staying at a company for a maximum of two years). And because everyone is expected to post with their real name and photo, you have a permanent internet record. So if you mess up, it’s eternal.
Or maybe this is all just rose-tinted glasses. Maybe it was always bad.
SO polished*
It was always bad, but it's even worse now.
I'll never understand people who never leave their hometown. Isn't moving a part of growing up?
>>289
Did you move from a small town to a big city? Big city to a smaller town or a rural setting? Was it a lateral move to an equally-sized community elsewhere?
Just trying to understand where you're coming from.
Sometime you just have to leave.