Chicken Tartare Edition
Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
man FUCK birds
lgElgTΗΑΏΰΛ
What the fuck, why do people like me?
cause you're a cute, likeable guy you fucking dumb faggot, hasnt anyone ever told you that before?
People may like you more than you think
Don't close your heart and you too may find happiness
tfw not a slutty flat chested elf sorceress or some shit idont even know
>>725
the flippant "or some shit idont even know" at the end made me smirk
Qualities of successful memes:
• Brief
• Simple, but not TOO simple, otherwise it won't be able to generate discussion or interest
• Confident
• Can't take itself too seriously
• Usually can't be too high-effort
• Easy to understand, even without context (though having backstory/context can add more depth to it)
• Accidental or natural, not some forced "please make this into a meme" shit
• Easily changeable (variation on a theme) so people can add their own spin to it -- derivatives are just as important as the original
• Easily repeatable
• No watermarks, generally no credit to whoever made it -- separating art from the artist
• Posted at the right time and place -- where it is matters just as much as what it is
• Can be used as a reaction rather than as a standalone piece of media
Repeatability
• Funny
• Sometimes, something is a meme simply because it pops up a lot. You think it's funnier when you see it more often. Other times, a meme is only funny at first, and then ages like milk.
• Generally, memes have a lifespan. Old memes shouldn't be posted, especially by corporate social media accounts, because then gen Z will think they're trying too hard to appeal to kids without actually knowing how to do it ("how do you do, fellow kids?") -- conjures up images of out of touch executives in a board room discussing how to appeal to demographics they don't understand
• Being related to current events can help in the short term, but it will ultimately decrease the overall lifespan/trending time of the meme, once said event is no longer current
• Small file size -- can't be too horribly compressed, but it can't be so big that it's unable to be posted on major social media platforms
• If it's visual, a square-ish aspect ratio helps, since people use landscape and portrait mode on their various devices these days, so tall and skinny or wide and short only look good on certain screens and rotations, but not all
• Can't be too big or high resolution -- people will be viewing it on small phone screens, so text or objects in the image need to be bold and easy to see, even if people save it and recompress it, adding more JPEG compression
• Having a unique name can help, so people will be able to find it on google if they try to look it up, as opposed to something generic like "that one weird image"
• The audience is never wrong. If you make content and people don't like it, don't blame the people who are viewing it. The fault is with you. Either you're posting it in the wrong place, or it just isn't good.
• It's not good if you have to justify it or explain it. It should be easy to understand and easy to like.
• Being very specific to a small niche, or being offensive, mean that there will be the capability for a small group to really enjoy it, but it has to be more general and inoffensive if you want it to reach mass appeal. Of course, this is the same problem with pop music -- in order to please lots of people slightly, you have to be bland, so nobody gets obsessively into it. Breadth vs. depth.
• Timeless qualities help extend the life of a meme. Technology and politics age poorly and quickly, so they are definitely not timeless.
Are there corners of the www where "shoop" is still a term used to refer to image macros, memetic or not?
>>729
Maybe people who just woke up from a coma or got out of prison, yes.
Imagine having a terrible health issue that left you in a coma for years. You wake up, use your Windows XP laptop to check MySpace, and it looks completely different. None of your friends are online. Where is everyone?
Prison-induced comma
I had 3 beers at work. Hop 13 or whatever it is (Guinness spin-off) tastes like when you let someone else choose for you at a chain pub. Not recommend.
What's it called when you combine terms like this?
Whiskey sour diesel punk
Made up of:
Whiskey sour (mixed drink)
Sour diesel (dude weed lmao)
Diesel punk (dank aesthetic)
>>732
I remember it as a category of newspaper puzzle, and found this https://whatsthephrase.com/word-mashup/
I don't know if there's a specific name for it, or if everything that publishes that kind of puzzle gives it a name of their own devising.
I prefer shoop to calling everything a meme. A meme spreads by people making shoops, riffing on an idea
dank af shoop fam neologisms entering the lexicon it's 2018 wew lad smh tbh 100 emoji hieroglyphics upvoted realtalk #throwbackthursday #selfie #myfirsttweet #postirony do not @ me
class Millennialspeak extends English implements Retardation {
public boolean devolution = true;
public static final int MY_HOPE_FOR_THE_FUTURE = 0;
private string howIFeel = "I'm really fucking sad";
public string getHowIFeel() {
string whatToSay = "I feel great";
return whatToSay;
}
public void setHowIFeel(string howIFeel) {
//nothing will change how I feel
//useless mutator method is useless
}
}shit I fucked up some of those access modifiers but oh well lol
People have been complaining about the generation younger than them for millenia. Millenials are aged between 18 and 38. Maybe usage of current slang isn't an age thing at all.
captcha: goy
Pyp p xprp~us t~ Ho-Oh Reddy-Red Rooster
King Crimson did a song called "The World's Your Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum"
I am clothed
>>740
chance to proc +aggro in x radius or some shit? nice
It's called LADS' Night, not Boys' Night. That sounds gay as fuck.
ur pp smol uwu
I dig bongs and big dongs.
I take big shits while I shake big tits.
Some gintrovertsh are just shy extroverts.
I can accept those as just labels but also Myers Briggs is hack bullshit
>>747
No itfs not. Itfs a good way to figure out who to avoid. If someone tells you they are gINTJh it means you should avoid them.
>>732 on the price is right they call those "before and after"
or wait, the other one with the wheel
whatever its called
>>748 yeah, you should only make friends with superior INTPs like myself :^)
>>747
Agree; myers-briggs is like star signs. people just use the label as an excuse for their behavior
Please end my suffering.
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
LISTEN
new Kosovo
Dead celebrity bin is full again
just have orin take it down to the incinerator and empty it out, we've still gotta make room for john goodman
anime girls smoking weed
I can't live like this much longer.
Why do people say they put gas in their car when it's a liquid,
I'm drunk, what up
Schönheit Gibt's Nur Im Kampf
>>762 Because they are in too much of a hurry to say "gasoline."
I hope to one day wake up and realize that the past 20 years have all just been a bad dream
fuck this degenerate modern dystopia
year of the snitch
Ποε`νmZ[[Όρρρi OΦOjρ½ Μή°έ
Every single thing I go to look up on netflix they don't have, why do I even bother remembering my mom's password anymore? Their interface is terrible and designed for mindlessly browsing from a couch and just putting something on like "meh that sounds ok I guess", not for actively finding things that interest you.
I wanted to watch the X-Files. Probably one of the top 10 most famous/recognizeable TV series on the entire planet and they don't have it! I just think 90s David Duchovny is super cute ok! He's like an adorable little lion cub that never gives up.
>>770
They actually used to have all the seasons of X-Files before I canceled my membership. All of Kids in the Hall too.
year of the litch
captcha: litch
imagine writing dumb shit that no one cares about
laffo
immagine posting your current thought, in a current thought thread, lamfo what a fucken idort,
imagine not being able to handle banter
rural wisconsin
internet "celebrities" are garbage
there are so many nobodies with like 500k followers who nobody's ever heard of before but they still think they're hot shit
it's time to replay Fallout 2 again
it seems that some die hard geeks are still butthurt about Windows 95
>>770
There's just something that bothers me about the search. For one, that split second when it autocompletes the name fully and I confuse "they have the title I want" with "here's some shit that's 'like' the title I want".
>>784
why the fuck does anyone need to take exlax?
my problem is I shit too often
are you seriously telling me there are people out there who can't shit often enough?
wanna trade places?
I'm getting drunk again
I am drunk again
i just want to meet a lot of new people and make new friends
people are great
we are all interconnected
people have really fascinating lives
it's a shame that there are so many people we'll never meet
how are you doing today?
My life is over.
i fiddle with my prostate constantly so my ass is like a slip n slide, never constipated in my life you should try it
Is there something like MAL except with all the social shit and forums stripped out and it's literally just an anime/manga database with a spreadsheet where you can click a + every time you finish an episode/chapter so you can keep track of where you are and what you're watching?
I mean, that's how I always used it anyway, but they recently had some kind of security fuckup and broke all the accounts and want me to reset my password to get access back when I signed up with a throwaway email to begin with.
>>748
If anyone self describes with a Myers Briggs personality type, you punch them in the face as a general rule.
iho🅱️
>>795 so what i'm supposed to host the database on my own machine too or something?
>>796
I mean you wouldn't be the first guy to use a local spreadsheet file as a database.
>>785
I'll be right over.
Seriously, you'll know when you get into your old years.
I made a dumb post on 4chan many years ago that ended up becoming a "meme" (as much as I hate that term) but apparently there are a few people who claim to have made it now, and one person has a really weird made-up elaborate backstory about it
what the fuck
>>795-797
relational databases are gay
it's all about document-based databases now my dude
>>800
Well, are you going to share the post with the class or not?
A movie where pee and poo are switched so solid* comes out the front and liquid** comes out the back.
** the liquid is yellow
>>796
"host"? it's a file on your computer, you think anyone else is going to want to use your spreadsheet?
mal will be fully back online soon enough, it's the parent company that are doing damage control very badly, but the mods are trying to get it back asap
My soul has exited my body.
normus reedus and the funky fetus
>>804 no? that's what I mean, why would I want to keep the entire animu/manga database on my own computer instead of someone else's. I could also just use a .txt file and track stuff I've watched/watching there, but that would be stupid, just like the spreadsheet idea is.
Who is Keemstar? He looks like some weird sandnigger pixie. What's his significance in the online world.
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
>why would I want to keep the entire animu/manga database on my own computer instead of someone else's.
google sheets toooo the rescuuuuuue
I think my animu drive just died. This is not how I wanted to end the school year.
christ almighty
