Chicken Tartare Edition
Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
death stranding is the homestuck of video games
Humans are fart machines and eating is just reloading
>>864
Wouldn't it be more like shit machines? That way the poop would be analogous to the bullet while the fart would be the combustion gases expelled.
macOS is the best OS ever because it only takes a couple seconds to type òwó instead of owo or ùwú instead of uwu
no third party software or kopipe text files required, it just works™
Just thinking about the time I tried to make friends with this one kinda older woman I knew, and she asked how old I was and said I was too young for her, and she was implying that me trying to hang out with her meant I was hitting on her or something. I told her that wasn't the case but she didn't believe me. She was fat and unattractive and older than me, why did she think I was hitting on her? I was just trying to make a friend.
Do people really have a hard time believing that someone would just want to be friends?
the virgin 4-ch vs. the chad SAoVQ
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>>868 I get hella bitches every time I step foot in Yoshinoya, but I know they're only there to get a taste of my beef bowl. I don't have time for girls like that, true Yoshinoya vets do it with extra green onion!
casual missionary position available one year experience required
Where should I pull my nepotistic strings to get out of this fucking hellhole, Amazon or IBM
>>874
Amazon has a future. IBM is ancient boomer tier technology.
It's interesting how all those offical news channel on YT (like BBC or CNN or ABC) have like millions of subscribers but most of the videos have like 500-1300 views.. lol, nobody needs those fakenews
Is it possible to make a call to DPRK from ordinary mobile phone?
no matter how parents try their kids will become independent and leave the father's home*...
*maybe not in Russia
I am disgusting.
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pls dont listen to Alla Pugacheva's songs
it is must be very sad for Putin to see CCCP 2.0 dying
slavs are pathetic
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Most people just don't realise that versailles treaty (1919 - 1920) helped Hitler to come into power. Anglos and French did not give a damn about German People
lunatic asylum
Insane girls generation
ra ra rasputin,
poppin xans and sippin lean
>>876
that's because most of their views are on TV, not youtube
boomers don't use new technology
if your surname contains particle "von" that means you are an aristocrat
>>895
Otto von Schirach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv_VXCJtvGo
my life is like the asymptotic parent function 1/x, and I'm like the limit as x approaches 0 from the left, and everyone else is the limit as x approaches 0 from the right
the closer we get to the same point, the farther away we are
I'm like a tachyon -- fast and unstoppable, but unable to interact with other particles
X11 lets you type ówò and ûwû in only a couple of keystrokes by default too
it is one of the most awful pieces of technology still in existence though,
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Original DOOM is what a psychiatrist may call a perfect example of schizophrenics creative work. Especially the inferno levels.
fucking sick
>>877
Near the borders with China and R.O.K. dailynk.com gets a lot of its stories and information from the inside this way.
yeah, we had one teacher in our school who was a real aristocrat...
russia is a jew-controlled degenerative latin american country.
STOP ARGUING ABOUT THAT ALREADY
as they say in russia: the banana repulic (refering to countries with no real economy, like Ecuador) in Russia case it is oil
fuck russia
ne chitati nikakih kommentov neizvestnih lyudey
ne govorit s neznakomcami v intrente
pls remember it
intrnet eto teper ulica
a little impressed that YT auto-captions can detect "rekt" and "didney worl" despite often pumping out nonsense.
in case of Ukraine it's civil war :D :D :D
where have all the good posters gone
i'm still here
jisaku jien (in the light of the day)
i'm a beautiful jisaku jien
fluttering in the moonlight
I got food and drank with my friend tonight. We're gonna hang out with like 5 people next week. Am I turning into a normie?
It's not terrible.
I never knew what youfre supposed to say to a girl when they say that theyfre showering.
guys guys hey listen! Ribbentrop was 53 when he was hanged and stalin died in 1953!!!!!
53!
ZOMG
Place of death: Cuntsevo Dacha
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no pity for the ukrainian nazies.
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cyba blyat gib ukraine i report you xaxaxa
are any of you e-friends or do you just shitpost anonymously in an impersonal way?
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I'm drunk again. What's up?
Tell me something interesting about yourself.
>>942
I have an asymptomatic 0.2cm calcification in my right epididymis.
>>943
I had to google that.
So how did you find out? And why is that significant? If it's asymptomatic then it's no problem, right? But if it's asymptomatic, then how do you know?
>>944
Had some mild pain in my balls about a month ago which I think was actually stress related from my shit job (apparently stress making your balls get super sensitive is pretty common,) freaked myself out over it and thought I had an infection, went to a doctor who ordered an ultrasound, that was the only thing they found.
I'm actually still waiting to see a urologist about it, but considering the pain is completely gone now and I couldn't get an appointment until August, it seems like none of the medical professionals are too worried and I shouldn't be either.
Also, I am now planning to finally quit my job.
>Also, I am now planning to finally quit my job.
only do it if you have another job lined up first
life is like a permadeath roguelike and you die if you get the status effect "unemployment" for a certain amount of time
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