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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#27] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9019 04:39 [No]

Chicken Tartare Edition

762 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9048 19:53 [No]

Why do people say they put gas in their car when it's a liquid,

763 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9048 20:26 [No]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCF1_jI8Prk

764 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 00:15 [No]

I'm drunk, what up

765 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 01:01 [No]

Schönheit Gibt's Nur Im Kampf

766 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 01:03 [No]

>>762 Because they are in too much of a hurry to say "gasoline."

767 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 03:48 [No]

I hope to one day wake up and realize that the past 20 years have all just been a bad dream

fuck this degenerate modern dystopia

768 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 05:46 [No]

year of the snitch

769 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 06:10 [No]

社会主義戦士セーラー⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二⊃ ﾌﾞｰﾝ

770 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 06:44 [No]

Every single thing I go to look up on netflix they don't have, why do I even bother remembering my mom's password anymore? Their interface is terrible and designed for mindlessly browsing from a couch and just putting something on like "meh that sounds ok I guess", not for actively finding things that interest you.

I wanted to watch the X-Files. Probably one of the top 10 most famous/recognizeable TV series on the entire planet and they don't have it! I just think 90s David Duchovny is super cute ok! He's like an adorable little lion cub that never gives up.

771 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9049 08:13 [No]

>>770
They actually used to have all the seasons of X-Files before I canceled my membership. All of Kids in the Hall too.

772 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 13:48 [No]

year of the litch

captcha: litch

773 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 17:00 [No]

>>770
nice blog dipshit

774 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 17:05 [No]

imagine writing dumb shit that no one cares about

laffo

775 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 17:56 [No]

immagine posting your current thought, in a current thought thread, lamfo what a fucken idort,

776 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 19:57 [No]

imagine not being able to handle banter

777 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 19:59 [No]

rural wisconsin

778 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 20:55 [No]

internet "celebrities" are garbage

there are so many nobodies with like 500k followers who nobody's ever heard of before but they still think they're hot shit

779 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 21:09 [No]

>>773 thanks, you too

780 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 21:45 [No]

it's time to replay Fallout 2 again

781 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 21:52 [No]

it seems that some die hard geeks are still butthurt about Windows 95

782 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 22:24 [No]

>>770
There's just something that bothers me about the search. For one, that split second when it autocompletes the name fully and I confuse "they have the title I want" with "here's some shit that's 'like' the title I want".

783 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 23:17 [No]

thoughts?
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/fit/image/1528/57/1528578280657.png

784 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 23:18 [No]

Worst part of taking exlax isn't the random need to squirt shit out for the whole day. It's the tiny, slow dribbling that you don't notice until it both smells and itches.

Hate that so much.

785 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 00:20 [No]

>>784
why the fuck does anyone need to take exlax?

my problem is I shit too often

are you seriously telling me there are people out there who can't shit often enough?

wanna trade places?

786 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 02:19 [No]

I'm getting drunk again

787 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 03:27 [No]

I am drunk again

788 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 05:22 [No]

i just want to meet a lot of new people and make new friends

people are great

we are all interconnected

people have really fascinating lives

it's a shame that there are so many people we'll never meet

how are you doing today?

789 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 12:14 [No]

My life is over.

790 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 12:48 [No]

i fiddle with my prostate constantly so my ass is like a slip n slide, never constipated in my life you should try it

791 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 13:22 [No]

Is there something like MAL except with all the social shit and forums stripped out and it's literally just an anime/manga database with a spreadsheet where you can click a + every time you finish an episode/chapter so you can keep track of where you are and what you're watching?

792 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 13:23 [No]

I mean, that's how I always used it anyway, but they recently had some kind of security fuckup and broke all the accounts and want me to reset my password to get access back when I signed up with a throwaway email to begin with.

793 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 13:31 [No]

>>748
If anyone self describes with a Myers Briggs personality type, you punch them in the face as a general rule.

794 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 13:38 [No]

iho🅱️

795 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 15:53 [No]

>>791
An excel spreadsheet

796 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 16:02 [No]

>>795 so what i'm supposed to host the database on my own machine too or something?

797 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 16:02 [No]

>>796
I mean you wouldn't be the first guy to use a local spreadsheet file as a database.

798 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 16:39 [No]

>>785
I'll be right over.

Seriously, you'll know when you get into your old years.

799 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 16:42 [No]

Kim Jong Un looks as happy as a pig in a slopyard these days.

800 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 17:42 [No]

I made a dumb post on 4chan many years ago that ended up becoming a "meme" (as much as I hate that term) but apparently there are a few people who claim to have made it now, and one person has a really weird made-up elaborate backstory about it

what the fuck

801 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 17:46 [No]

>>795-797
relational databases are gay
it's all about document-based databases now my dude

802 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 18:22 [No]

>>800
Well, are you going to share the post with the class or not?

803 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 19:20 [No]

A movie where pee and poo are switched so solid* comes out the front and liquid** comes out the back.

the solid is brown

** the liquid is yellow

804 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 20:12 [No]

>>796
"host"? it's a file on your computer, you think anyone else is going to want to use your spreadsheet?

mal will be fully back online soon enough, it's the parent company that are doing damage control very badly, but the mods are trying to get it back asap

805 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 21:03 [No]

My soul has exited my body.

806 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 01:09 [No]

Your soul has excited my body.

807 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 04:50 [No]

normus reedus and the funky fetus

808 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 05:05 [No]

>>804 no? that's what I mean, why would I want to keep the entire animu/manga database on my own computer instead of someone else's. I could also just use a .txt file and track stuff I've watched/watching there, but that would be stupid, just like the spreadsheet idea is.

809 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 05:55 [No]

Who is Keemstar? He looks like some weird sandnigger pixie. What's his significance in the online world.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

810 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 06:58 [No]

>why would I want to keep the entire animu/manga database on my own computer instead of someone else's.

google sheets toooo the rescuuuuuue

811 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 08:51 [No]

I think my animu drive just died. This is not how I wanted to end the school year.

812 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 12:00 [No]

christ almighty

813 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 12:22 [No]

>>812 turns into a dinosaur

814 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 12:23 [No]

spreadsheets are not databases lmao

use a local mongodb database

go FULL AUTISM or go home

not this lazy half-assed autism shit

815 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 12:27 [No]

>>814 yeah i dont know why people thought i meant database as in some kind of autist nerd server shit and not "big-ass list of a bunch of stuff from a particular category"

you know the LIST part of MAL

816 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 12:29 [No]

>>815
it wouldn't be that hard to set up a local MongoDB server and convert your weeb shit to JSON

817 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 13:07 [No]

u know what WOULD BE that hard? ur dick in my ass, buddy
whips it out

818 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 13:07 [No]

wait i mean

819 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 13:07 [No]

shit

820 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 13:32 [No]

you know what else is hard ;)

821 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 14:31 [No]

diamonds

822 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 15:33 [No]

>>820
life

823 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 17:22 [No]

do not ever use mongodb, it's unsecured by default and has been ripped to shreds by jepsen

>>815
the LIST part of MAL is your personal section, i.e. the bit you could put in a spreadsheet
that's why it's called MY anime list

824 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 17:25 [No]

Never threaten to summon FULL AUTISM

825 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 23:18 [No]

My good friend json

826 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 23:31 [No]

y ni hoy

827 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 01:28 [No]

ni nunca

828 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 01:37 [No]

>>823
Bruh you can change default settings like username and password and host binding. You just seem to be parroting what people who know nothing about it say. Yes, it’s not secure by default. But you know what else is like that? Cisco IOS. You actually have to configure it. But guess what? People still use Cisco routers and switches and they don’t always get hacked. You know why? They get configured by people who know what they’re doing.

You can also use Platform as a Service so someone else is in charge of securing your shit. See Heroku. But that would only be if you wanted an online data base, not something local.

Lastly, a fucking local database ― not allowing remote connections at all ― does not need to be secure. You can make it not allow for any remote connections.

829 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 03:46 [No]

DQÑ

830 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 05:10 [No]

There should be a sitcom like the big bang theory, except the characters are real, actual nerds that argue about databases:

"spreadsheets are not databases lmao"

laugh track

"use a local mongodb database
go FULL AUTISM or go home"

Oooooh!!

"not this lazy half-assed autism shit"

laugh track, applause

831 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 05:45 [No]

I want to fuck Chris from the brave little toaster

832 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 10:40 [No]

Suffering.

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 12:54 [No]

database?
datamosh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS7QvOX8LVk

834 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 13:03 [No]

mexico is the shit

http://serp.mk.ru/photo/gallery/14702-253513.html

835 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 13:06 [No]

>>834

>.ru

virus don't click

836 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 13:09 [No]

okay, I was mistaken. Of course Russia is not Pakistan and never will be. It's a new Latin American country. My mistake, sorry

837 Name: Unreliable poster : 1993-09-9052 14:27 [No]

>>834,836
Samefag. Virus don't click!

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 15:13 [No]

There is a time and a place for video games. The time is here, the place is now.

839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 16:13 [No]

Waking up with a hard,sweaty cock and nothing to stuff.

840 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 18:04 [No]

pettan pettan~

841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 18:14 [No]

>>828
Bitch if you're making a local database for your own personal use, why deliberately choose one that you have to put time and effort into making suck less? And a hipster, schemaless (aka. "great now you have to remember your own schema and not fuck it up every time you touch it") one at that? Just use a spreadsheet or sqlite. KISS.

Anyway I'm parrotting the guy they paid to do a security audit on it, so such the funk up.

842 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 18:52 [No]

Huh, turns out gasoline vs petrol is one of the rare occasions the US isn't the only country using a brand name instead of the generic term.

843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 19:03 [No]

tsurupettan

844 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 21:51 [No]

>>841
you've spent more time writing these anti-mongodb posts than it takes to set up mongodb

install mongodb
change your path etc.

mongo in one tab

redactedHostname:~ redactedUsername$ mongo
MongoDB shell version v3.4.10
connecting to: mongodb://127.0.0.1:27017
MongoDB server version: 3.4.10

mongod in another

2018-06-13T16:41:24.383-0500 I NETWORK  [conn4] received client metadata from 127.0.0.1:61568 conn4:
{ application: { name: "MongoDB Shell" }, driver: { name: "MongoDB Internal Client", version: "3.4.10"
}, os: { type: "Darwin", name: "Mac OS X", architecture: "x86_64", version: "16.7.0" } }

wow, that was hard, right? lol no

also if you think mongodb has to be schemaless then I guess you've never used it before

http://mongoosejs.com/docs/index.html

I'm also using SQLite and Django for a separate project but it's cool to use different things instead of being firmly entrenched into only one way of thinking

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 21:57 [No]

>>844 I'm the guy who was looking for an alternative to MAL which started this whole conversation and not even the guy who's been talking against whatever tf mongoDB is. I kind of bowed out of the whole thing as soon as a bunch of weird autists started talking about setting up a home server or w/e the hell to track my chinese cartoons.

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:28 [No]

>>845
Weird autists? Guy, I deal with this shit for a living. Do you make money with your anime? It's not weird to be knowledgeable about shit for your job.

847 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:31 [No]

fuck you

848 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:34 [No]

I don't want to live an ordinary peasant life...

don't want to be a rockstar either...

I guess I am fucking broken and nothing can be done about it

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:35 [No]

my life is over

fug T_T

850 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:40 [No]

pls leave me alone and do not ever write anything to me again

sayonara

851 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:46 [No]

don't think Anglos understand a damn about Russia and 3d world in general...

fuck you

life here is a tradegy

852 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:49 [No]

we all know the world would be better if only...........

853 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:56 [No]

https://i.imgur.com/AgZMfa4.png
the absolute state of social media

854 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:56 [No]

>>851 You're right, I just think the language is cool... I'm sure it's not a wonderland but I'm never sure how much of the anti-Russian things I read are just propaganda, but now I understand, thanks.

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 00:09 [No]

Nikita Sadkov? Is that you?

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 00:23 [No]

God's gift to DQNkind

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 03:23 [No]

I'm drunk again heyyyyyyy

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 03:23 [No]

secret alcohol of vip quality

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 07:38 [No]

This just in: guy who gets paid to do things is knowledgeable about his job

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 12:34 [No]

O_BEFORE

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 19:47 [No]

living the jet set life

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