someone must hear about this

A while ago after I hadn't fapped for like a week and a half, I did what any pent-up weeaboo of ambiguous sexual orientation would do and put a condom over my dick and hammered my prostate with a dildo til I couldn't remember my own name. I barely touched my dick at all and came what felt like a gallon and then took the condom off and there was so much in it that it looked like a water balloon, except filled with cum.

I didn't know it was actually possible, it felt like something out of an h-manga