[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#33]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#33] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9377 22:52 [No]

801 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9485 03:34 [No]

Nurse my boner back to health

802 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9485 08:58 [No]

In Asia, do old men feed leeches in the same way that old men feed birds at parks?

803 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9485 13:36 [No]

>>802
if you mean 40 year old hikikomori then sure

804 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9485 14:38 [No]

byzantine copmutations

805 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9485 16:37 [No]

>>799
use CJK numerals instead
零一二三四五六七八九十
百千万億

easy to tell apart at a glance, visually distinct, no need for zero as a placeholder digit, uses myriad system(based)

806 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9485 18:10 [No]

🥚

807 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9485 20:13 [No]

>>799
Blame the Arabs of old. There's plenty of numeral systems to choose from.

808 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9486 00:48 [No]

When is someone gonna write the next rails is omakase

809 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9486 13:49 [No]

The American dream is to become a NEET.

810 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9486 14:09 [No]

The American dream is to become baby

811 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9486 20:05 [No]

The American Dream: Prepare to Die edition

*unless you are already wealthy

812 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9486 20:09 [No]

>>805
they not only have more strokes that fly in different directions, they also have the too-similar-to-each-other problem even worse! e.g. the four corner codes for the digits are

1030, 1000, 1010, 1010, 6021, 1010, 0080, 4071, 8000, 4001, 4000

Meaning half of them have a horizontal upper-left corner, and three of hose also have a horizontal lower-left corner as well. The "legs" on 689 are not only infamous gaijin-killers, but it's a liability for low fi / poor vision problems.

>>807
arabic is the only one in common use that's noticeably better than "arabic", but only by a hair. plus the 2 and the 3 are almost the same goddamn symbol.

813 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9486 22:10 [No]

kuripipe

814 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9487 18:35 [No]

big brain

815 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9487 23:33 [No]

i'm am going to say the n word

Nigger

>:)

816 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9488 00:09 [No]

wtf why am i the one who has to pilot this giant robot to save the earth

817 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9488 00:42 [No]

I miss Qresearch.

818 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9488 07:24 [No]

what's the deal with tree emoji twitter

819 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9488 09:44 [No]

(。・ω・。) I'm glad Win 10 now gives me the option to shitpost in kaomoji

820 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9488 17:59 [No]

*dons tinfoil hat*
The American destiny is to become monke

821 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9488 19:45 [No]

8chan retards begone.

822 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9488 22:55 [No]

>>821
I only posted on /erp/ though. :(

823 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9489 11:11 [No]

"how is that coming along, anyway?"
"mother of god i had no idea a LARP vagueposter on any chan could get that much boomer attention, TV truly has gotten that incompetent."

824 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9489 12:11 [No]

I've looked at a ton of Japanese porn in my lifetime and yet, to this very day I still get "Wtf am I looking at?" moments.

825 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9489 12:17 [No]

I totally didn't make the connection between the recent amount of shit lately and 8chan going down. You'd think from posting on a barely active site they'd be a bit accustomed to putting more effort behind their posts, but noooo, it's gotta be shitposting right out of the gate.

826 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9489 13:54 [No]

hear me out with this thread idea: posting your intrusive thoughts

827 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9489 14:26 [No]

>>826 wtf d you think i'n doing?

828 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9489 16:23 [No]

>>824,826
"They are sometimes said to take their victims for the purpose of drinking their blood, eating their livers, or gaining power by taking their shirikodama (尻子玉), a mythical ball said to contain the soul, which is located inside the anus"

That is something I learned about kappa today Kappa

829 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9489 18:14 [No]

Why the hell would anyone keep their soul in their ass?

830 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9489 19:27 [No]

>>829
It lets you do soul vore and anal vore at the same time, except the predator/prey dynamic is reversed between the two. Pretty kinky right?

831 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9489 20:09 [No]

>>828
it was in an episode of the recent Kitaro

captcha: noshass
Literally "snack on ass"

832 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9489 23:37 [No]

>>830
I don't want to do any of that.

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9490 00:14 [No]

>>832
Your loss.

834 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9490 01:20 [No]

We think that golden touch of honey makes every bowl un-bee-lievably tasty.

835 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9490 02:19 [No]

Not sure if astigmatism or display glitch....

> Have some of Column A
> Try ALL of Column B

836 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9490 13:52 [No]

> soul vore

miss me with that gay soul shit

captcha: pessad
it looks the same upside down

837 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9490 14:19 [No]

It's not gay if the souls don't touch

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 01:21 [No]

Chamber of Commerce, aka my sex dungeon

839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 02:20 [No]

Progress report from dumbass trying to fix my vision (myopia) "naturally"

Basically, yeah, it's possible. I'm not good to drive or anything--it's very back and forth throughout the day--but I think it'll get there within a few weeks, the rate things are going. I'm not sure which technique has really helped the most, except that the most dramatic improvement occurred after I started trying to frequently pay attention, using my peripheral vision, to well lit long range parallax effects and (in moderate doses) bright screens. It seems it stimulates some nerve cells towards some process I don't/can't have control over. Also, it's probably the safest thing I'm doing, too.

I try to cover all the bases, so in addition flexing ciliary muscle, using conscious control over the extraocular muscles to reshape the eye (probably a simultaneous tug on opposing recti from the feel of it, with some assistance from the eyelid, like a really hard squint), and stretching them so the range of motion doesn't feel imbalanced.

Unlike claims online that it's all in one thing or the other, I think the various parts of the eye exist the way they are in part because they adjust each other and maintain multiple equilibria, as far as shape is concerned. Even down to the springiness of the eyeball--it seems its natural resting shape/position can be adjusted somewhat by what I'm doing. Binocular vision also helps one eye tell that it's not seeing clearly sometimes, so now and then I can "walk back" the range of depth by squinching the eyes alternately.

Bonus: I figured out how to have a weak orgasm just by thinking about it during this time... odd benefit to trying to find obscure muscles most people don't bother with.

840 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 05:35 [No]

sksksksk and I oop

841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 11:10 [No]

Whatever did I do

842 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 11:51 [No]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce

843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 16:23 [No]

I feel like I'm slipping away again.

844 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 17:39 [No]

I used to be a romantic, mainly because I had abusive parents and tried pursuing other emotions to distract from getting hurt real bad, but it turns out that's not really a good idea if you're not okay with getting hurt real bad.

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 19:06 [No]

I wish I had abusive parents. I had neglectful parents. It's why I'm here.

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 11:01 [No]

Not afraid to call David Spade a spade

847 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 11:01 [No]

Not afraid to call David Spade a spade

848 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 11:02 [No]

Mother of fuck
This shitty captcha always trips me up

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 13:29 [No]

fiscally irresponsible, socially inept

850 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 15:30 [No]

why should I be beholden to the tyranny of time?

851 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 17:51 [No]

I won't go unnoticed like a fart in a storm. Witness my undying stench

852 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 19:59 [No]

Is politics shitter gone?

853 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 21:18 [No]

yeah, you can come out now it's safe

854 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 21:27 [No]

he's been gone for almost a year

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 23:25 [No]

The moon is waning, and so am I.

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9493 17:18 [No]

corea digustibn

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9493 18:10 [No]

DQN is zen, VIP is tao.

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9493 18:55 [No]

what about iOS-kun?

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9494 00:04 [No]

O (name of voyager)
The time has come for you to seek new levels of reality.
Your ego and the (name) game are about to cease.
You are about to be set face to face with the Clear Light
You are about to experience it in its reality.
In the ego－free state, wherein all things are like the void and cloudless sky,
And the naked spotless intellect is like a transparent vacuum;
At this moment, know yourself and abide in that state.
O (name of voyager),
That which is called ego－death is coming to you.
Remember:
This is now the hour of death and rebirth;
Take advantage of this temporary death to obtain the perfect state －
Enlightenment.

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9494 04:02 [No]

Every time this client asks a dumbass question, the price is going up $10.

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9494 05:51 [No]

Shout out to the warm air that comes up when you take a hard shit on the toilet.

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9494 13:56 [No]

wonder when slunch

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9494 14:42 [No]

>>858
I believe they were the same person

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9494 18:40 [No]

i wanna 3d prinner

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9495 19:47 [No]

emo type error
expected nothing, given void

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9497 23:28 [No]

I love myself.

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 01:53 [No]

I love myself roughly, like an abusive husband.

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 01:56 [No]

>>782-794 approx. (except >>787)
Before I completely forget to ask, and a new thread starts: What was it like back then? How have things changed since?

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 10:39 [No]

When I was in Japan recently for a business trip, my (Japanese) coworker took me to Yoshinoya. He asked if I was familiar with the establishment, and I responded with something like "ah, I know the kopipe at least". Needless to say, he was amused.

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 11:05 [No]

>>781
I was a (very late, apparently) latecomer in 2013, the early September 7000s. I remember being around for the release of Viptronic 8
Main difference between then and now is a large influx of what I'd call 'twitter humour' somewhat reshaping the posting culture here (but not to a huge extent), also more persistent spammers and frequent appearances of 'eizi 42th Japanese Old Boy'.

Notable/active threads included hmmm....
[NOVEL] DQN Short Novel [FAIRLY LONG]
We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises]
[REI] May I take your order?
[Finding] Scavenger Hunt! [Scavenging]

I also feel like [Posthumous course] Teacher/Student Thread! [C&P] on /ascii/ was pretty active at that time (relatively).

871 Name: 870 : 1993-09-9498 11:13 [No]

>>870
also, not to clutter up the thread but I still miss hellochannel.or.gs. RIP.

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 15:34 [No]

what's the point tho sumatran beans already have that whiskey goodness

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 15:49 [No]

>>870
I like the idea of Grinding Noises but never really participated. I guess CYOA will spring back up when it's needed.

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 17:26 [No]

>>870 Twitter humour! That's what it is! There is definitely that kind of flavour now sometimes.

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 23:17 [No]

UF has been in hiatus for so long yet it is still online

a living tomb of what a part of the Internet once was like

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9499 00:16 [No]

I draw super good on my cintiq

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9499 00:50 [No]

I've been here since the very beginning but I have a pretty terrible memory so can't really say what it was like back then. Agree about the influx of twitter humor. Not necessarily a completely bad thing though.

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9499 03:13 [No]

>>870
>>874
I feel somewhat guilty for introducing "new internet" into the CTRL+V and comments threads. I remember some concerns about that dqnquality tumblr but that seems to have blown over.

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9499 07:32 [No]

>>878 better than letting this place die out completely, that's for sure

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9499 17:32 [No]

The impression of DQN-kun I used to have has changed, I used to imagine him as like a weeb Zarathustra with pantsu on his head or something...

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9499 17:50 [No]

people change and that's ok
everyone yearns for "the good ol' days" regardless of the days' quality relative to now

882 Name: DQN-kun : 1993-09-9499 21:53 [No]

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883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9500 07:49 [No]

>>882 Take your time old chum.

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9500 08:31 [No]

I think I've been on DQN for 13 years (since 2006). Needless to say I'm a very different person than I was 13 years ago.

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9500 10:42 [No]

I'm in internet love.

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9500 13:56 [No]

Bump all the *pa threads!
Bump all the song threads!
Bump all the CYOA threads and writing threads!
Bring back the banners of the days gone by!

And get rid of the wikipedia/copypastefromtwitter/other link threads (other than SAITAMA news).

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9500 15:06 [No]

>>886
I'm good with that.

Random bursts of creativity are much more fun than blind youtube links.

888 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9500 16:24 [No]

dominant drossel

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9500 19:03 [No]

I never follow the youtube links. This is a text board!

Posted from my IBN 5100

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 07:50 [No]

The wikipedia and youtube threads used to be better, I used to follow the links and think damn, now that's DQN QUALITY. Now they're more often, hmm yes, quite interesting...

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 09:12 [No]

I've stopped chewing my nails down the very last bit out of anxiety because it's gross and my god I've missed the tactile feedback

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 13:51 [No]

happy birthday!
I hope you produce lots of value for our esteemed employer

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 17:05 [No]

can you even get rash from eating shitton of oats

that sounds extremely dodgy lol

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 18:12 [No]

shoobie doobie do dop

895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 19:29 [No]

showing ads to people who are using no-pay products because they have no money is a sustainable business model

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 20:14 [No]

I am losing my fucking mind.

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 20:38 [No]

I feel bad, in multiple ways

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 22:09 [No]

anyway, did we run dry on textboard memes to make shitty weeb imitations and spinoffs of, or have the importers just been asleep this whole time?

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9502 09:54 [No]

Alanis Morissette sure does a good tourettes impression

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9502 14:36 [No]

900GET

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