CTRL+V THREAD! [part XVI] (999)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10066 09:56

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2 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10066 09:56

メイドノココロハ アヤツリドール

3 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10067 10:42

( ´-`)protoculture

4 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10067 17:49

5 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10067 20:03

6 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10068 01:15

0.554195945971

7 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10068 10:26

In September of 1893, a magazine called Illustrated Phonographic World, which was "Devoted to the Interests of Shorthand and Typewriting," struck back at two other publications for hating on typewriter art.

The Reporter's Journal agreed with the Phonetic Journal about "the foolishness of attempting to make sketches by means of typewriters." Furthermore, the London publication continued, "Some of our American contemporaries indulge largely in facsimiles of this class of work, and this has tended to foster the absurd custom."

Stung by the white glove, Illustrated Phonographic World set out to prove that typewriter sketches were indeed worthy of respect. "We believe that any endeavor which will cultivate painstaking and accuracy on the part of operators should be encouraged," they wrote. "The endeavor to excel in artistic typewriting unquestionable does this. The pen maketh the exact man; so will the typewriter, which is only the modern pen."

8 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10068 19:35

Louise!Louise!Louise!Louiseeuuuuuuwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
ahaaaaaa...aa..ah!yeah! ahaaaaaa!!! LouiseLouiseLouiseeuuwaaaaaa!!!
aah!whinewhine!whinewhine!whinewhine!is a good smell...whine
gosh!i want to smell the smell of the hair of the peach color blond of louis francoisetan!whinewhine!ah!!!
mistook!want fluffy and soft!fluffy and soft!fluffy and soft!hair is fluffy and soft!gnaw,fluffy and soft…haw-haw haw-haw haw-haw!!
Louisetan of 12 novels was lovely!!ahaaaa…aaa…aha aaaaaa!!yeahaaaaah!!
it was good to be decided the Louisetan animation 2 term!ahaaaaaa!lovely!Louisetan!lovely!ahyesh!
i am glad to put the 2nd volume of a comic on the market…nooooooooo!!!mewwwwwwww!!yipesssssssssssssss!!
ughhhhhhhhhhh!!!actual in a comic!!!!oh…novel and animation are considered well…
Is Louis actual?mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh!!ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!yikessss!!Halkeginiaaaaaaa!!
This!pah!stops!!Stop in reality et.R..trus!?look...ing?Louise of a cover picture is looking at me?
Louise of a cover picture is looking at me!!!Louis is looking at me!Louise of a cover picture is looking at me!!
Louis of animation is speaking to me!!!was good...world is not given up yet!!!
Yesssssssssss!!!I have Louuuuuuise!!was good ketty!!it can do alone!!!
Yeah!Louise of a comiiiiiiiics!!geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
AhaahMsUneAh!!SaSaber!!Shanaaaaaaaaaaa!!!Wilhelminaaaaaaa!!
Hummmmmm!!My thought is a report to Louise!!It is a report to Louis of Halkeginia

9 Name: n_e a!6/WrIcEyV6 : 1993-09-10068 21:13

@harrisonpartch

10 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10068 21:55

11 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10068 23:51

Innokey has made rare goods! The illustrations are so cute that it looks like something will go wrong!

12 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10068 23:56

13 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10069 00:23

14 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10069 09:23

It's 1986 I'm in the first grade
I'm workin really hard to get Mario laid
I gotta save the Princess so he can get the pussy
Believe me, Mario would get that ass so f**k Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head
He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells
Jumpin on little mushroom men and turtle shells
Droppin down green pipes and secret passage ways
Makin his move to the end where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
All these creatures that attack him
Cut Mario slack
Oh sh*t hold on I'll be right back
I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber
That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand
Mario doesn't wanna get hit he'll shrink
Princess won't f**k a little kid, I think
So stay grown and attend to your own
And eventually the Princess will attend to your bone
(Speak hook 2X)
Save the Princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
Bowser's trying to get head right now from the Princess
But if it's up to me that sh*t'll stop this instance
Cloud people throwin little spike animals
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals
I heard nobody yet runnin the Princess's oven
And Mario always says "Virgins, I love em'" (from the movie "Kids")
I hate the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up
And jump on the back of their shells till I get one-up
I'm gonna keep playin and I'm never gonna quit
Cause some kid in school told me you could see the Princess tits
I wanna beat it before any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy upon Mario's menu
At the end of each level I jump and get the flag
And say to myself another castle in the bag
I hope Bowser's ready cause he's in for a ride
And Mario's serious when it comes to homicide
The Princess is a freak even though she has class
Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly
And I hate platforms that fall out from below me
It's all worth while just to see Mario smile
Standin next to the Princess buck-naked profile
That's why it's my crusade to get Mario laid
Super Mario Brothers best game ever made
(Speak hook 2X)

15 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10069 23:06

Cargo ship drew giant penis in Red Sea before wedging itself in Suez Canal

16 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10070 13:21

仕事に勝手についてきてソ~ニャちゃん無事でよかった〜と言って泣きつくぉリべをみてたら無意識に抱きしめ返してたソ-ニャちゃん

17 Name: n_e a!6/WrIcEyV6 : 1993-09-10071 03:14

majora's mask in relation to religion

18 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10071 18:06

  1. Communication usually fails, except by accident.
    (A) If communication can fail, it will.
    (B) If communication cannot fail, it still most usually fails.
    (B) If communication seems to succeed in the intended way, there's a misunderstanding.
    (C) If you are content with your message, communication certainly fails.
  2. If a message can be interpreted in several ways, it will be interpreted in a manner that maximizes the damage.
  3. There is always someone who knows better than you what you meant with your message.
  4. The more we communicate, the worse communication succeeds.
    (A) The more we communicate, the faster misunderstandings propagate.
  5. In mass communication, the important thing is not how things are but how they seem to be.

19 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10072 03:17

dicke rote Paprika

21 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10072 21:59

Download map "Life of a peasant poop factory" [Role Play

22 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10073 00:08

i am a spammer. i ahev a shitty website and i spam threads on the board w/ my fingers. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will websurf into your textboard tonight and make a mess of your boards and threads

23 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10073 03:09

i dont mind dark humor but saying ,mom stop titfucking my shota cock i'm trying to play dark souls ,crosses a line

24 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10073 14:20

音フェチ

25 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10074 06:18

He was seen once more at Kadie's admiring Shellie's butt, wearing a t-shirt saying (L)OVE (M)ACHINE.

26 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10074 20:41

Teletubbies
@TeletubbiesHQ
· 6h
Eh-Oh...what could the Teletubbies be possibly hiding from us? Stay tuned for something BIG this week.
🚀
#Bitcoin

27 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10075 05:30

I hate most diet sodas but I actually like cock zero.

28 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10076 12:37

Phil DiMenna, a 67-year-old retiree from Ashland, Ohio, who participated in the poll, said he did not think voter suppression or voter fraud were major problems, and he wished politicians of both parties would stop making voting so political.

29 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 16:01

"Many years ago I posted that I could not see anything wrong about sex between an adult and a child, if the child accepted it," Stallman wrote. "Through personal conversations in recent years, I've learned to understand how sex with a child can harm per [sic] psychologically. This changed my mind about the matter: I think adults should not do that. I am grateful for the conversations that enabled me to understand why."

30 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 16:21

31 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 09:35

I’ve had some pretty late night sessions myself, yeah. In 1976 I saw ELO at the Birmingham NEC. I was there shouting with everyone else – “come back on, ELO, and carry on playing”.

32 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 01:21

Thanks to God, Norton switched bodies with Tyler Steele, with whom he had sex. He also had sex with Jay and proposed to him, causing him to flee. They were later restored. (AUDIO: Another Man's Shoes)

33 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 11:45

delete: wise care

34 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 22:59

35 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 22:02


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36 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 22:14

Please consider being civil in the comment section - that's all I ask.

Edit 5 April 2021: Some people are misunderstanding what I’m saying, so I’d like to make it clear in the pinned comment; it is a suggestion, not a rule, because everybody’s ways of being civil may be culturally different... so don’t take it too personally. It’s all good game. Take it easy now and have a wonderful day :-)

37 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10081 02:15

Dooooootdoodoodoo doo doo doo do
Doootdootdoodoo funny chicken

38 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 02:01

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39 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 04:55

In the 20th century, Jacques Derrida identified Hegel's argument as logocentric, but accepted without question Hegel's premise that the Chinese language cannot express philosophical ideas.[78]

40 Name: vc:wad : 1993-09-10082 09:32

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41 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 10:21

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I got a belly full of you
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And that Leavenworth stuff
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Now I'm gonna get out
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And I'm gonna get tough
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You been lying to me
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How could you crawl so low ?
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With some gin-soaked boy that you don't know
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I come home last night
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Full of a fith of Old Crow
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You said you going to our ma's
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But where the Hell did you go?
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You went and slipped out nights
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You didn't think that I'd know

42 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 17:41

泡雪

43 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 19:32

Parsed_ass_0 @ 000002d780ddf340

44 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 08:51

45 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 09:01

Ada Wong is infiltrating the Raccoon police force when suddenly, she encounters Mr. X! After a brief chase, she manages to escape him, or so she thought! When suddenly, he appears around the corner and grabs her by her futa jewels with his iron grip that can crush a human skull! She screams for mercy! Yelling that her futa balls are going to rip from her sack. Not letting that happen, X decides just to get rid of that possibility by crushing her futa balls to a pulpy paste!

46 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 10:34

Louise! Louise! Louise! Louise! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Uuuuuuuhhhh... Aaaa... Ah Aah! Aaaaaaaaa!!! Louise Louise Louise Aaaaaaaagggghh!!!
Uh Sniff Sniff! Sniff Sniff! Mmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmm! You smell sweet... Mmmmmm
Nnnaagh! I wanna smell peach-colored blond hair of lil Louise Francoise! Sniff Sniff! Uuhhh!!
No! I wanna puff that hair! Puff Puff! Puff Puff! Hair Hair Puff Puff! That's what I'm talking about!!
You were so cute on the novel #11!! Uuuugghhhh... Aaah... Uh Uh Aaaaaaaggh!! Fooooooaaaaaahhh!!
I'm really delighted by the news of Anime Season 2! Aaaaaahhhh! You're so cute! My lovely Loise! You're so cute! Uh Uuuuggghhhh!
It's also happy that the comic #2... Nooooo!!! Aaaaaaggggghhhh!! What the fuuuuuuccckkk!!!
Uuuuuuggghhh!!! Comics are not real!!! Uh... novels... animations... They're all...
S H E I S N O T R E A L ! ? Noooooooo! Aaaaaaaaggghhhh!!!
Oh my Goooooooooddddd!! Nooooo! Fuuuuuuccckkk!! Halkeginiaaaaaaaa!!!!
Damn! Fuck! I quit! I quit this fuckin... Huh!? Watchin... ? She's watching me from the cover?
She's watching me from the cover art! My Louise is watching me! She's watching me from the illustration inside!!
She's talkin to me from the animation!!! Oh God... I still have some reason to live!
Yeeeeaaahhh!!! Louise's with me!! Hell yeah Ketty!! I can do it on my own!!!
Uh Louise on the comic booooooook!! Uuuuuggggghhhhhh!!!
Ah Aaan ah aahh Her Majesty Queen Henrietta!! S... Saber!! Shanaaaaa!! Wilhelminaaaaaggghhh!!
Uuugghh!! Reach Louise, my soul!! Reach Louise in Halkeginia!

47 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 11:07

>>44
DQN is the only site I have ever been on where two users have mentioned Scottish football independently at the same time, and a similar topic! How bizarre.

48 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 08:56

One midrash states that Dinah was conceived as a male in Leah's womb but miraculously changed to a female, lest the maid-servants (Bilhah and Zilpah) be associated with more of the Israelite tribes than Rachel. (Berakhot 60a)

49 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 15:13

Sogga.jpg
ALIASES
Nle Glopnar, Jimbobalo, XXX_proeggygamer69_XXX and Sogga, Skankhunt42, Sog Hill
RELATIVES
Nle Glopnar, Plinknar, Wogga Wheely
AFFILIATION
Chaotic Good
OCCUPATION
Funny cat, sound designer, rapper, buccaneer, professional minecraft lets player
BIOGRAPHICAL INFORMATION
DATE OF BIRTH
September 13 1970
PLACE OF BIRTH
Rwanda
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION
SPECIES
Sogga (Serval)
GENDER
no
WEIGHT
About 3 zabloings
EYE COLOR
Beautiful

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