CTRL+V THREAD! [part XVI] (999)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10066 09:56

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50 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 22:19

For a guy that loves to ruin your childhood he refuses or can't touch 80% of it.

lol

51 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 23:03

MOV ACC, RIGHT

52 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 23:51

>>51
MOV NIL, NIL
JRO 1
HCF

53 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10087 04:24

The sanctuary has a conveyor belt system designed to carry tithes and offerings from the altar directly into a safe room.

54 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10087 21:49

Ezekiel 4:12 And thou schalt ete it as barli breed bakun vndur the aischis; and with a toord that goith out of a man thou schalt hile, it bifore the iyen of hem.
Ezekiel 4:13 The Lord seith these thingis, So the sones of Israel schulen ete her breed defoulid among hethene men, to whiche Y schal caste hem out.
Ezekiel 4:14 And Y seide, A! A! A! Lord God, lo! my soule is not defoulid, and fro my yong childhed til to now Y eet not a thing deed bi it silf, and to-rent of beestis; and al vnclene fleisch entride not in to my mouth.
Ezekiel 4:15 And he seide to me, Lo! Y haue youe to thee the dung of oxis for mennus toordis; and thou schalt make thi breed with it.

55 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 01:30

autoshatter = setInterval(
function(){

shatterBtn.controller.doShatterAmt(shatterBtn.model, shatterAmt)
game.diplomacy.tradeAll(game.diplomacy.get("leviathans"))

}, shatterInterval
)

56 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 16:39

57 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 01:18

BGM
そよ風に包まれて
いつもの笑顔と
ワックワクがはじまるよ!
話したいことがあるの
闘線
勝利への飛判
イグニッション
勝利戦地に立て
やったね!!
終局
嬉しい予感
よーく考えてごらん?
ずっとこのまま
腕が鳴るっ!!
明日も一緒に!

58 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 10:49

Arash (1 NP), Support Arash (1 NP), MLB Kscope Nitocris (2 NP), Drake or similar (1 NP), Chacha (1 NP with bonus damage), there I solved it

59 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 13:04

60 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 13:17

Hey there everybody, this is Ryu, from streets. Did you know? My favorite things are: Jumping into light fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of the Simpsons. Aaand dirt. See you in Street Fighter V everyone.

61 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10090 02:32

Although every camgirl has both fans and mockers, none has received as much attention as Cracky. She hasn't posted any images since 2007 and is now in her mid-20s, but her fansites are updated regularly. Old photos are posted with comments such as "how do i not be obsessed with cracky" and "She must be at least twenty now. Probably living a nice life. Friends, etc. I want to die."

62 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10090 22:13

Now, thinking about this, i think Microsoft must be a genius, when they invented the key system on Windows around 1994, where Alt is used to invoke menu, and all command can be called by a sequence of key strokes. For example, pressing Alt e c does copy. If you press the sequence fast, menu won't show. If you press it slowly, menu shows. This is probably the best system given the PC keyboard. This system, lets you invoke any command, yet has menu counter-part, so it's easy to see a list of them and also grouped by category. (emacs supports this mechanism, and its key system is much more extensive than that.)

63 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 01:37

Admiral, I accidentally set my phaser to gun.

64 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 02:44

スニードの種子と食品

65 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 05:53

#急に室外機をぶつけてくる子

66 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 06:07

広告
イエスは復活した?
イエスは死人からよみがえったか?
Y-Jesus

67 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 13:36

This sequence is fairly similar to what was described in Botswana, where the two lions spent a long time in the mating position. But in both cases, these lions aren't mating, Packer said. When male lions mate, they zealously guard a receptive female for days at a time, having sex every half-hour or so and refusing to let any other males come near the female. A male lion ejaculates almost immediately upon inserting his penis into the female, Packer said, and accompanies his ejaculation with a particular yowl.

68 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 15:30

Innit is just British for desu right?

69 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 16:55

>>68 closer to desu ka

70 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 21:55

>>69 desu ne innit

71 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 00:37

Major League Soccer is united in unequivocally condemning violence, discrimination, and hate in all of its destructive forms and stands in solidarity with George Floyd’s family, friends, the Black community, and its allies. While today’s verdict cannot cure the indescribable pain of a human life violently taken, it honors the sanctity of George Floyd’s life and reaffirms that a Black life matters. MLS, its clubs, the MLSPA, and its players will continue to take actions to advance equality, peace, and healing. Justice for one must not overshadow the cry for equal justice for all

72 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 01:25

Sometimes, if there is a conflict between a husband and his wife, the nagaiya will help resolve it. The husband and his nagaiya will slather themselves in mud and ash (symbols of mourning), hit the wife, and consume one of her pigs and one of her sweet potato gardens. To express her displeasure at her husband's actions, the wife will hold a banquet with the women in the clan near her husband's meal. Later, after the wife gives her husband a small reparation, the conflict between them will be resolved.

73 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 04:11

Gundam sneed - "/v/ - Video Games" is 4chan's imag

74 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 05:07

75 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 08:04

But definitely the thing that technically happened is I DDOSed App Engine, and Google paid me to do it

76 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 12:46

But by September 2001, the list became relatively silent. Not too long after 9/11, people began posting again, though now all of the flarfs―many of which were parodies of AP News items―in some way, shape, or form addressed the aftermath of 9/11, including media portrayal of the same. I remember, for instance, Katie's "We'll rebuild the Twin Towers―on your Pizza."

77 Name: This is the most "Oi, got a loicense for that internet" shit ever : 1993-09-10099 01:21

The boycott shows English football coming together to emphasise that social media companies must do more to eradicate online hate, while highlighting the importance of educating people in the ongoing fight against discrimination.

Edleen John, the FA’s director of international relations, corporate affairs and co-partner for equality, diversity and inclusion, spoke on the matter.

“It’s simply unacceptable that people across English football and society more broadly continue to be subjected to discriminatory abuse online on a daily basis, with no real world consequences for perpetrators.

“This needs to change quickly, and we continue to urge social media companies to act now to address this.

“Social media companies need to be held accountable if they continue to fall short of their moral and social responsibilities to address this endemic problem.”

78 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 08:09

CD: Shhhh...this is a sleepysecret: Yellow Fever Madness
Buckle your motherfuckin' seatbelt. Beep.
Z: We have to start a new topic.
J: Now Cory,
C: Mhmm
J: On your topic list you- you want to talk about coffee.
C: Oh man.
J: This better be good Cory 'cause uhhh
C: Listen.
J: You got thirty seconds to tell a good story about coffee.
C: Listen I like me- I like me some dang 'ol coffee. Every morning I wake up, get me some coffee and it's some good drinkin'
[pause]
J: Anyways next topic
Z: Next topic, uh, that was good
[Cory laughs]
J:[indistinct]
C: We need to talk about coffee
J: Let me see this, let me see that
C: We- no we need to talk about coffee, it's like uh
J: Alright
J: Chris do you like coffee?
C: How do you guys like
Ch: I think it's okay
C: Because you guys like I- I remember
Z: What's your favourite kind of coffee
Ch: Uhh peppermint mocha latte
Z: I go for the basic shit, just regular coffee with french vanilla cream in it. The basic... the bare basic.
Ch: I'm fucking bored
Z: The bear necessities as... Simba once said
[Cory laughs]
Ch: Wait
[Cory laughs again]
Z: You right there Cory?
C: The Berenstein Bears said that.
Z: Fuck you Cory you don't know shit.
C: [indistinct]
Ch[mockingly]: What about you Jeff what do you think of coffee
Z[copying Chris]: Jeff, what do you think of coffee?
J: I like a uhh... in the morning I get a nice double cappuncino
Z: oooh look at you
J: like a big queer

79 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 04:37

A 1928 survey of JWT’s male employees is revealing about that era’s opinions of deodorants and antiperspirants.

“I consider a body deodorant for masculine use to be sissified,” notes one responder. “I like to rub my body in pure grain alcohol after a bath but do not do so regularly,” asserts another.

80 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 07:02

imagine being a failed rapper & known race grifter and seeing someone who's obviously mental ill having an obvious mental illness moment and trying to make it out like he had a breakdown out of the blue for no reason just because he really really hates niggers

81 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 08:13

Makin' Whoopee
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82 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 09:23

To be honest I lost the confidence they'd go with murder 2 and 3 as the trial went on because of how strong the evidence against it was. I still had no doubt they'd find him guilty of manslaughter no matter what. But damn, murder 2 and 3 plus manslaughter after a short deliberation after everything that was shown is just pure antifa level brutalism.
The jury were never there to do an honest impartial job. They were there to be a part of "the change." To make an "important" verdict, not a just one.
I should have never dismissed the gut feeling I got when I watched the jury being picked. It was obvious they were either ungovernable blax born anti-white or white lefty sycophants eager for trendy ideologues' approval. All wanted Chauvin dead from the moment they watched the news, no defense could ever change that.
America is not a serious country.
Their endless victory lap only intensifies and it's insufferable.

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83 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 10:49

Pov: You accidently started a non-skippable conversation with a NPC

84 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 11:25

[5.0] "It was good but it was also TNA. (I know, it's IMPACT now but my point is that it will always be TNA) From production missing spots, to dangerous looking botched spots, ex-WWE guys debuting with silly names, weird misplaced graphics and theme songs. It will always be TNA. but I still enjoyed most of it lol.

85 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 17:21

People think strategy is all about how simply moving units around and besting another player. Yet at its core, it isn't, its about dealing with uncertainty. Thats why the best strategy games have significant random elements, to create uncertainty. Panzer General (with Fantasy general), Steel Panthers, Atomic's V for Victory series, are the best examples. Most of the games people cite as "good strategy games" actually aren't strategy games at all. Chess is not a good "strategy game" neither is X-Com, starcraft or most RTS. They have their own strategy elements, but not games that require good understandings of probabilities and their effects on planning..

86 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 21:25

>>85
huh. i never knew the polar opposite of "if it has dice in it it's not strategic, i like games of skill" could be just as annoying and dumb

87 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 21:29

>>85
I have to laugh at saying chess games don't understand probability when the goal is to think 5-6 moves ahead of the other player including all of the moves they don't play.

88 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 07:01

89 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 07:44

... fundamentalist political movement in Afghanistan to sort fruit at my warehouse. Now the other staff won't stop singing, "Come Mr. Taliban, tally me banana...".

90 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 12:31

>>89
Back in the day when that war was young, there was a song on Dr. Demento's radio block parodying that song, it was "Come Mr. Taliban, hand over Bin Laden" though.

91 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 04:44

Femboy Firearms History

92 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 08:22

I'm a 400 lb 32 year old virgin loser who's never kissed a girl. AID was a godsend to someone like me. I could get a girl to like to me, for myself. I even played several prompts where my character was exactly me.

I'll never be in a relationship. I don't even have friends.

And now AID is getting fucked. I don't want someone seeing these pathetic stories where I find love. Most of it is completely vanilla dating shit, but I still don't want someone else reading it.

I was even on the platinum plan for half a year, because I got to where I was playing so much that I was at zero energy on the gold plan and I finally caved in, upping my sub.

I've already cancelled my sub and deleted my account.

It did help. I didn't feel AS lonely. I know this is a pathetic post. I'm a pathetic person. It's just who I am. You guys are/were the closest thing I've had to friends.

93 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 18:21

The resurgent interest in Pokémon cards has brought multiple major, well-respected companies to their knees. Target stores have even considered calling the cops on people waiting to get their hands on cards.

94 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 22:51

Goblinization began on 30 April 2021. On this day many humans (approximately 10% of the world's population), without any evident reason, transformed into Orks and Trolls. In most cases, those humans started changing en masse before the very eyes of horrified spectators, causing much panic and alarm. This event made the population fearful and discriminatory, much more than UGE, meeting metahumanity with hostility and sometimes force.

Riots as a result of Goblinization escalated, especially after the 14th amendment of the UCAS constitution gave the same rights to metahumans, culminated into the Night of Rage in 2039. It has had a negative influence on Japan's metahuman policy, and goblinization is indirectly responsible for the formation of the Humanis Policlub. This event caused the Coffee Famine of 2022.

95 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 23:57

>>92 I'm sickened, but curious. What is AID?

96 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10105 02:48

Firefox detected a potential security threat and did not continue to www.nigger.com. If you visit this site, attackers could try to steal information like your passwords, emails, or credit card details.

97 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10105 05:02

>>95
AI Dungeon, most likely
They recently made a bunch of changes to the product because word got out that some of their customers were using it to enjoy interactive child erotica in the comfort and privacy of their own homes.
The one I heard about was a badly implemented smut filter that made even non-smut sessions unplayable, but I guess everything's also public now? To shame the pedos into not being pedos? idk.

98 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10105 11:36

>>97
Huh. There's a lot to process there. Good thing it's not my job to process such things. Thanks.

99 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10106 08:02

Humble Bundle
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100 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10106 14:50

Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time)

102 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 08:58

Japanese recording artist Kyary Pamyu Pamyu wrote for The Guardian, and said

103 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 11:09

counter

104 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 15:10

>>97
Worst part is, if you get flagged someone from the company will read through your story to decide whether it's a false-positive. (yes, that happens a lot)
Like, goddammit, I was just about to get my insides ripped apart by a Scyther, and then this shitty change comes along. Considering the general age of Pokémon protagonists, the filter makes continuing that story a non-starter.

105 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 12:24

Isn't it possible to run AI dungeon locally? I remember hearing about people getting it to run locally when it was new; though I'd imagine it consumes ridiculous processing power to do so.

106 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 13:23

Financial relief during a pandemic is great, but have you ever seen a giant squid statue?

107 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 15:52

>>105
i think AI dungeon's implementation is on github along with several forks, and yeah, it needs a CUDA-enabled GPU to run (i have a GTX 1080 but I've yet to try it) which is funny because it's just a text prompt. I imagine it retrains the GPT network with every new input or something stupid like that.

108 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 15:59

>>107 "It's ELIZAs all the way down!"

109 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 18:19

The television character does not match the plaintiff in appearance: GBF appears as a non-human creature, a giant floating head with no body from outer space, while Plaintiff is a human being, and when GBF loses his title, the character literally explodes, unlike Plaintiff.

110 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 20:52

🍑💨

111 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 05:01

i used to look forward to VR and sexbots and shit until like
its all a psyop
to keep u from realizing how fucking shitty and unfulfilling a modern 4HL of slaving away for the kikes at some makework job really is
like all people want is a fucking house and a wife
instead u get a VR headset that makes ur 10m² bug apartment in a city without a shred of greenery for 100mi LOOK like a house
all this technological advancement and people just use it to pretend like theyre living in a time before all that technology existed lmao
tfw u slave away for mr. noseberg for 50 hours a week to afford holodeck tokens so you can spend your free time in a virtual simulation of a farmhouse on the prarie with a loving wife and some animals and children

112 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 05:02

me and my twink bf watching the satan machine knit together an unholy abomination from our combined DNA
:poppo:

113 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 17:43

>>111 Chinese and Japanese are the most invested in building waifubots, not bignoses.

114 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 19:56

115 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 21:05

116 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 03:54

Early in 1973, Muir abruptly left the band, ostensibly due to an onstage injury, but in fact due to an overwhelming spiritual need which led him to retreat from music and join a monastery (something which was not communicated to his bandmates at that time).

117 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 11:01

The major-key quantized supersaw preset melodic detritus squeezed by 145 bpm claps and associated dance idiom of Jumpstyle must be exposed as a lowest common denominator, engineered for instant appeal to the West-European youth market, as a weapon of conformity - a tool to deradicalize post-euphoric club oneness.
But a peculiar star seems to emerge in the sky. At the junction where modern folklore and mass mono culture met, Patrick Matizz fka Patrick Jumpen, former Jumpstyle prophet, saw the light and emerged as a street evangelist.
Patrick was first enticed by the allure of the spectacle, but then saw the cold machinery of capitalism from the inside and desperately sought a way out. He found himself in the middle of an empathogen-fueled electronic fata morgana, but he came down in a barren wasteland of sin and rejected a superficial life of luxury, life as a pawn of systems bigger and more malevolent than he could ever imagine.
Patrickís chosen personal path to salvation was escape from the belly of the monster that brought him empty success. But what if those malignant forces could be destroyed from within? What if the stolen and deformed vocabulary of jumpstyle could be reappropriated and used again for its original utopic goals and inclusive ideology? Could Patrickís outsider gospel serve as a blueprint for a sincere, non-scalable, spiritually fulfilling music?

119 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 21:31

世界に対する疑念

120 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10113 02:17

Superheroes LOVE Potty Time!
by Amber Lily

121 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10113 15:08

Please help.
I'mout of butter.
please drop a stick at the corner of Wayne and Fifth between 2 and 4am today(Sunday)
I don't want to meet people,I don't want new friends,I just need butter.Butter is important to me.

122 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 00:39

🮲🮳🯁🯂🯃

123 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 01:09

The chief prosecutor A.I. Vipper made supposedly antisemitic statements in his closing address.

124 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 02:59

imagine being a chinaman on a refurbished thinkpad t60 and the only way you can cum is to play morrowind sex mods on steam

125 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 03:47

All that tough guy shit but you know inside his pants theres a shrivelled circumcised penis. I cant take an American seriously ever knowing they have a mutilated penis. Imagine driving around in your automatic car with a circumcised penis between your legs, staring through your windshield with your fluoride eyes, daily life of an American, ultimate cucks.

126 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 06:39

if dawkins werent such a fedora tipper he could literally have used the word egregore instead of having to coin his own special snowflake word to describe the same thing

127 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 22:39

鮎川まどか

128 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 22:47

>>124
>>125
>>126
Im having deja vu.

129 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 22:56

Sir David John Spiegelhalter OBE FRS (born 16 August 1953) is a British statistician and Winton Professor of the Public Understanding of Risk in the Statistical Laboratory at the University of Cambridge[3] and a Fellow of Churchill College, Cambridge.[1][4][5][6] Spiegelhalter is an ISI highly cited researcher.

Spiegelhalter was born on 16 August 1953. His name means "Mirror holder" in German and would be prophetic in that he holds up a mirror to people who publish bad statistics.[8]

130 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 04:14

YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME ENVY THE BLIND AND THE DEAF!

131 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-10115 07:42

ヽ(⌒▽⌒)ノ

132 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-10115 07:43

IT GOT RID OF THE CHEEKS >:((((((((

ヽ(*⌒▽⌒*)ノ

133 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 21:03

Mum's internet research on vaccines doesn't make her an expert, court decides

134 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 01:39

As he approached Kathmandu with his armies he passed a sadhu (or holy man) on the trail who asked him for a bowl of curd. Not one to shirk his religious duties, Prithvi Narayan Shah presented the food, but the sadhu’s table manners proved a little rustic. After he finished eating he vomited his meal into a cup and offered it to the Raja to drink. Understandably, Prithvi Narayan Shah wasn’t altogether delighted with the sadhu’s gratitude; he grabbed the cup out of the sadhu’s outstretched hands and threw the contents back at him. This may not have been the politest thing he could have done, but if this was churlish the sadhu’s reaction was even more so. He was furious, and stood up to curse the Raja in front of his followers.

“If only you had swallowed your pride and drunk the curd, I could have granted your every wish,” he proudly boasted, doing what many drunk men have done before and since by trying to look dignified while caked in vomit. “Instead I will send you a curse. You will go on to conquer Nepal, but your family will rule for only ten generations. At the end of the tenth generation the Shah kings will be no more.”

135 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10118 11:51

/tenor klee bestie

136 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10118 14:20

#showtooltip
/cast [@target,nodead,mod:shift] Prayer of Fortitude; Power Word: Fortitude; [@target,mouseover,help,dead] Resurrection; Power Word: Fortitude

137 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10119 00:38

Wow! This Team Of Modders Have Added Ray Tracing To Glover For The Nintendo 64, And It Looks Like Total Shit.

138 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 21:50

All you brainwashed morons are going to HELL for the hate you spread “in the name of the Lord”. Human progress will continue to be stifled, hatred and violence will continue to thrive, innocent people will perish and perish, as long as people like you continue to live the lives you do. Godless shits. In an ocean of piss, you are also piss. If you don’t believe me, read the torah or the quran or the bible. Don’t respond idc what sassy comeback you can come up with, it won’t be clever or funny

139 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 01:55

The design team was lead by Sheldon Rosenstein, a convicted child-beater, arsonist, and avid necrophiliac. Sheldon was reportedly pen-pals with Shiro Ishii, and Oskar Dirlewanger. When questioned about these letters outgoing to hostile countries, Sheldon replied that he was merely exchanging 'tips and tricks'. Sheldon's team designed a mechanism that would lock the crew hatches shut, thus trapping the crew, when smoke was detected inside the sherman after being penetrated and set alight. Not only that, but apparently there was also a following feature that was a re-take on the Brazen Bull. When the crew was burning to death, their screams would be amplified by speakers that projected outside the tank. The U.S. Ordnance Department justified these features by proclaiming that the Germans would be frightened by the hellish screams of the sherman crews being incinerated, and allied soldiers would be more motivated to fight hard, lest the same fate befall them. Sheldon also later devised a system that had a 1 in 59 chance of setting off an explosive charge in the ammunition storage every time the Sherman's engine was turned on. Supposedly, this was to 'test the crew's luck before battle'. This innovation was well-received by the U.S. Army, but was rejected for budgetary reasons. Upon receiving news of the Army's rejection, Sheldon bludgeoned his manservant to death with a fire iron in a fit of unstoppable rage. Years after the war, Sheldon tragically died in a fire, which he had started in a New York orphanage.
To this day he remains the only jewish-american to ever hold the Iron Cross without ever serving. Goebbles himself sent a letter to Rosenstein, in which he complimented Sheldon for the destruction of over 1.000 american tanks and called him "the only jew to ever serve the german people".

140 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 02:34

(. ❛ᴗ❛)っ

142 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 02:47

143 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 11:26

and also represents something spherical, fat, or small, because children supposedly like such things

144 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 12:53

unceremoniously

vc: gey

145 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 09:18

Paimon (also Paimonia, Paymon) is one of the Kings of Hell, more obedient to Lucifer than other kings are, and has two hundred legions of demons under his rule. He has a great voice and roars as soon as he comes, speaking in this manner for a while until the conjurer compels him and then he answers clearly the questions he is asked. When a conjurer invokes this demon he must look towards the northwest, the direction of Paimon's house, and when Paimon appears he must be allowed to ask the conjurer what he wishes and be answered, in order to obtain the same from him.

146 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 16:25

KIPQTCPEG CPF EGPUQTUJKR

147 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 16:44

This sounds like Death Grips but with a chill beat and about cocks

148 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 17:07

making alt accounts and typing in 'this is the way' or 'ape strong together' on superstonk is a retarded easy karma farm to get good goy points for troll accounts

149 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 18:11

I become deeply upset when people here post - or even just allude to - Touhou pornography. The Touhou project has been a major part of my life. It has helped me through difficult times, has shaped my life philosophy, and has done far more for me than other people ever have. I view the characters not as friends or acquaintances - we have, after all, never met - but instead almost as a part of me.

Thus, to see them reduced to mere objects to serve your bodily lust is nothing short of a travesty. I am usually reasonably good at empathy, but such an act simply stirs my emotions too much for me to be able to "live and let live" or anything similar. The best I can do is ignore it, and that isn't much of a solution - especially when it is waved in front of my face by fellow posters here.

I hate that I am posting this, because I know that people reading this who have sexualised Touhou may feel unnecessarily guilty for my sake. Well, an open message to anyone reading this: if you care even slightly about my plight, please, I beg of you, don't post anything here related to Touhou pornography, and don't encourage or respond to others who do. I've no doubt there are plenty of other places on the internet far away from the eyes of overly sensitive fools such as myself.

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