>>6
Since Fucking just changed their name this year (in the 10000s) that was a different city's article when that was posted
>>8
It was the bit about it very recently changing its name that reminded me I'd read about it. Also I don't care lol lick my bum x
>>9
>encouragement to avoid duplicates provides a nice incentive to reread the old threads.
I don't care about that either lol. When I link to a previous post I'm usually just like "huh, interesting". If someone finds that frustrating or feels like an "unfortunate victim", that's ridiculous! Haha! It's never a "callout post" like "Ahh, gotcha! You should have checked if this was posted!" But I admit since the first time someone said it felt like that, I have taken a bit of pleasure hitting Submit knowing it's going to wind them up 😜 Maybe I will post with a name from now on though, I'll think about it...
>>13
One day in our lifetimes the NYT will no longer be considered a valid source and its because of stuff like this
>>12
I read that as Renai Circulation and got confused when I saw the kidney picture.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Press_Freedom_Index
A rare "copyright violation" template!
>>18
See also:
Censorship by country
Internet censorship by country
Hello, I'm Mr. Wikipedia Dick. I have read Wikipedia and The Elitist Superstructure of DQN from beginning to end, and Wikipedia is my dick.
>>23 just posted a link to a wikipedia article similar to one https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/106 posted. Don't get your knickers twisted - this is for information purposes only. Now let's continue sharing –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x– Wikipedia links.
>>33
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/299
see also
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Dekker#Death
and unrelated
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vending_machine#History
Wikipedia dick was never just one guy, the dick is inside all of us. quit crying and find an original contribution if you don't like it.
>>45
this smaller version of wikipedia dick isn't inside of me
>>33,43,47 I always thought Michael Hutchence was the most infamous victim of autoerotic asphyxiation, but that seems to have been made up by his former lover?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Bones_(video_game)
(I like this game)
>>57
A wikipedia user with kxcd on their user page is almost parody.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:Donald_Trump_fanfiction
Some poor bastard didn't think this was wiki worthy
Hello, I'm Mr. Wikipedia Dick. I have read Wikipedia and The Elitist Superstructure of DQN from beginning to end, and Wikipedia is my dick. I'm here to let you know, >>67 just posted something that https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1554063409/715 posted in the last thread. I remembered because last time it was posted, it sent me down a bestiality rabbit-hole, in more ways than one. Now let's continue sharing –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x– Wikipedia links.
>>71,72,74 Hey dude, just a heads-up, someone already posted a link to that page before
>In an interview with HBO's Real Sports aired on 18 July, Kadyrov said, gWe don't have those kind of people here. We don't have any gays. If there are any take them to Canada. Praise be to God. Take them far from us so we don't have them at home. To purify our blood, if there are any here, take them.h[141]
lmao
>>80
you're going to need to be more specific about what's DQN here, buddy. though "grants of extraordinary extralegal authority to the eunuch secret police" is a pretty good turn of phrase
>>81
Not him but I think being named Yongle is DQN enough by itself.
>>97
I visited the Fugger and Welser Museum in Augsburg, it was unexpectedly very interesting and chill. I fully recommend it if you're ever in Bavaria.
Yo, Mr. Wikipedia Dick here. I have read every page of Wikipedia and The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch. Wikipedia is my dick!!!!! I'm here to point out that >>107 gave us a second Ejaculation. The last one was 3946 days ago: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/13 I clearly remember the first time: I was eating a burger with Jack Daniels-flavoured BBQ sauce. I was eating the burger thinking Ejaculation Jaculation Jaculate Jack Jack Jack Jack Daniels Jaculate Daniels Ejaculation Daniels BBQ sauce
Just thought I'd let you know. Now let's get back to sharing –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x– Wikipedia links.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_wild_ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nubian_wild_ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somali_wild_ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tibetan_wild_ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_wild_ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolian_wild_ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrian_wild_ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_wild_ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Bastard
>>125
because of this, Mobile Suit Gundam never became popular in the US
>>126
shit dude you missed the best part:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posthumous_marriage_in_France
honorable mention:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posthumous_marriage_in_Germany
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_ghost_marriage
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_marriage_in_South_Sudan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levirate_marriage
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posthumous_sperm_retrieval
>the Centre dfEtude et de Conservation du Sperme Humain (Center for the Study and Preservation of Human Sperm) petitioned the courts . . .
would-be sperm destroyers fear the French
Hello me na-san. I am Mr. Wikipedia Dick. I heard everything you ever said here, and also Wikipedia is my dick. Everyone stay calm, no need to panic, but >>143 posted a link to the gDo What the Fuck You Want To Public Licenseh article on Wikipedia - it was already posted here 2983 days ago!!! https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/303 Unbelievable!!
But don't worry. Let's just continue posting –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x– Wikipedia links.
>>158
This feels like it should have been a Wiktionary entry and a footnote on the article on social constructionism. How bizarre.
> France sent a congratulatory telegram to India but later withdrew it.
>>178,180,181
Hey guys, those ones have already been posted in this thread.
Check it out look: >>176,177,16,101
We're keeping it –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x– as fuck in here! Keep it up!
>>185 Very interesting https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/221,222 I love it
>>188 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1554063409/180 When this was first posted, I thought it was spooky because I'd been thinking about it myself when someone else posted it. True DQN hivemind
>>191
I sort of wish I was castrated as a boy. I wanna live into my late 90s
>>192
What's the point of living until your 90s if you don't have your dong?
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/findom
surprisingly, has nothing to do with the finnish
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsujigiri japanese knockout game
Brothers and sisters, it's Mr. Wikipedia Dick here. Wikipedia is my dick and I'm very familiar with it. I've come to tell you that >>212's link to the article on Tsujigiri was posted before, 2411 days ago, right here:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/856
There are sure to be many more –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x– Wikipedia links to share, so Don't Quit Now!
>Portuguese–English phrasebook written by a man who could not speak English, instead relying on a Portuguese–French phrasebook and the French–English dictionary.
Holy shit they were doing it even in the 1800s
>>251,252 We mentioned that book here 1839 days ago https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/352 I actually own a copy, it's quite a funny little book, and I know a certain other poster here owns a copy as well...
>>262 this was posted before https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/663
Additionally, https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/587 may be of interest to >>261
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:List_of_hoaxes_on_Wikipedia
Reposting, because the last time was almost 9 years ago.
>>273
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiwan_Communist_Party
This is also pretty good
>>274 More good ones: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1554063409/717
>>286
Taleb btfo
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E7%9D%80%E7%89%A9
notable for the picture of our lord and savior Jimmy Wales
>>293 I actually never check, I just notice when I've read something before
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_defecation
verfication: how
>>306
What kills me is it looks like AC/DC specifically wrote those songs about 9/11
>>311 Ughh I hate it
>>314
hey, I've been there! as well as to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bone_Lick_State_Park
neither one was as exciting as they sound!
>>316 Hmm, I'd only ever seen that used in regards to lolcows, for like great success from trolling, not a reference to the actual holocaust
>>319 it was in the same meme soup as the AA roflcopter and the Feuer Frei flash animation; the real surprise to me is that anyone remembered such a dead, minor meme like 15 years later when the entry was made
>>331
QUALITY
Hello everyone. Mr. Wikipedia Dick here, gthe man with the penis that is Wikipediah. I'm here to tell you that >>337-san reposted the link to the gArtist's Shith article. It was previously posted 2052 days ago here: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/254 I read it then, but it was my mother who first told me about that art piece, when I was 10 years old. Anyway, let's post more –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x– Wikipedia links!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Jing_of_Jin, liege-lord of the Zhou king's Jinguo
>Two other anticlockwise snails were discovered and sent to the university;[14] however, these two snails mated with each other instead, producing 170 right-coiled 'normal' snails.[15]
cucked
Hello, I'm Mr. Wikipedia Dick. Some call me gWiki Dickyh but this is technically inaccurate. I've got a message for >>349:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1554063409/353,354
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/509
End of message. Now let's get back to posting ¦‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x¦ Wikipedia Links!
>>360 I wonder what 8333 is...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accursed_Mountains
i am an idiot
>Lavigne herself has denied the theory on multiple occasions.
More like "Vandella herself", amirite?
>>407
Lol, this is just QR codes except probably more useful at the time
>>414
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labial_thermistor_clip
hey buddy can i borrow your labial thermistor clip?
https://fr.wiktionary.org/wiki/mignon
>Wikipe-tan est un exemple d'une chose mignonne.
Hello everyone! It's Mr. Wikipedia Dick here, the free enlightened peddler that anyone can fellate! The link >>428 just shared could be very useful for aspiring lolicore producers, and has been shared a couple of times before, in the first and second parts of the ‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x Wikipedia links thread:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/693
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/217
Here's a classic track which uses some of these samples https://youtu.be/271ewXPZm-8?t=1032
Now let's continue posting –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x– Wikipedia links!
>>428
Finally I know where that micspam comes from.
>>432 https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E6%AE%96 figures the great minds behind the one child policy (rip) would have the rightful contempt of breeders inherent in their language
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Ahmadis#Pakistan
This is unusually severe to the point it is questionable
>>435 Flipping heck! That's been posted a couple of times before:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/373,951
Keep it up!
>>439 That's what my therapist said when I woke up from a nap on his couch and said "Where am I?"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subungual_hematoma#Treatment
(instructions for treating blood under a nail with a hot paperclip, including pictures)
>>445 Glad to see this got removed from https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/396,397
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gang_stalking
Wouldn't it be funny if some merry pranksters with a Discord group doxxed the guy in the edit history who keeps reverting the edits which suggest it isn't a type of delusion, then took turns at following him around and playing pranks?
>>455 I thought that too
>>455 surely there's at least some utility for a stalking gang to pursue a victim, and then get him/her declared insane on account of his/her ramblings resembling the gang-stalking delusion. It's on Wikipedia and everything. Certainly someone, perhaps in the plural, should engage in such an edit war.
>>457 I prefer the other idea, doxxing and gangstalking the page editors
Howdy pardners, Mr. Wikipedia Dick here, suck it! >>463 shared a link which has been shared before, see https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/649
Let's continue posting –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x– wikipedia links! Suck it!
>>476
Interesting non-Wikipedia wiki(?) link, 8/10
>>479
Probably interesting, a bit TL;DR. "it takes light 1.26 seconds to travel from the Earth to the Moon". Reminds me of interplanetary filesystem:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/InterPlanetary_File_System
^You call it a reupload and duplicate. I call it decentralization. Puts on sunglasses like a badass.
>>480
Interesting, 8/10. Reminds me of blood pudding, if that is a thing. I would eat a goat fetus if I was hungry. What is the big deal? I would especially eat it if its bones were removed.
>>481
Interesting, 6/10. Imagine that you can walk through a large building and never have your WiFi connection reconnect at the next access point.
>Reminds me of blood pudding, if that is a thing.
Fried black pudding with bacon and eggs is amazing, especially the morning after a night of heavy drinking!
>>482
not interesting, 2/10
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudo-penis
>>485
Yes, great, really spread the positive energy. What didn't you like about it? The reviews? The InterPlanetary File System (IPFS)-focused Wikipedia link? Or something else?
I don't think ipfs.io controls all IPFS nodes, but I am not sure. https://ipfs.io/ links to https://github.com/ipfs/community/blob/master/code-of-conduct.md which has the text:
I find these parts to be especially retarded:
What If I write a text document which includes personal stories and whatnot. Said text document also includes paragraphs about how, for example, Asian people suck. Then I upload that somewhat anti-Asian .txt file to https://ipfs.io; I guess they will just delete it if it comes to attention. That is pretty lame. Hopefully I am mistaken. maybe a plain text file upload does not count as a "comment"; maybe there is a commenting feature, so you can comment on uploaded files.
>>486 "Asian people suck" would be a useless, ignorant thing to say
>body size
lol
I also like how country of origin is never in these things.
"Asian people suck" is harassment but "People from East Asia suck" is A-OK. You just gotta word it better, schizo-san
>>488 Leave people from East Asia alone, you don't know them like I do
>>487
Asian people suck
>>491 retard
>>492 asian
>>493 I WISH
Hello everyone, it's Mr. Wikipedia Dick here, with the big hard online encylopædia cock. >>495 just shared a couple of Wikipedia links which have already been shared a while ago, see https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/654,655 Has it really been 2871 days‽ Anyways, let's continue posting –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x– Wikipedia links!
niggers
Ding dong! It's only me, Mr. Wikipedia Dick! I have read all of /dqn/ and Wikipedia (which is my dick) and I can tell you >>502's link was posted before by its other name, gSea Snoth! Check it out: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1554063409/679
Now let's keep posting –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x– Wikipedia links!
Greetings friends, it's me, Mr. Wikipedia Dick! I have read every post on this web sight and every Wikipedia article contained in my penis (which is all of them). For anyone who isn't already aware, those last two links posted have been shared before!
>>513 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/209
>>514 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/233
OK! Let's carry on with the –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x– Wikipedia links!
>>524
hey i already posted that!!
Warlock burned at the stake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_executed_for_witchcraft
Gilles Garnier [man, d. 1573]; France; Serial child murderer; convicted of witchcraft and lycanthropy [being a werewolf;] burned to death.
Stedelen [man, d. c. 1400]; Switzerland; Confessed under torture to summoning demons; burned to death.
Matteuccia de Francesco [d. 1428, woman]; Papal States; Confessed to having flown on the back of a demon; burned to death.
How's it hanging /dqn/, it's Mr. Wikipedia Dick here. Mine is standing erect and full of the world's knowledge. I've come to tell you that >>535 shared the Lolicon article again, when obviously the local lolicons have posted it before, with a bit more flavour here: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/285
No problem! Let's keep posting –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x– Wikipedia links!
>>540 Why? No
>>539 here's the last time we looked at pig toilet: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/699
>Why?
You are pointing out that users are posting duplicate links. If there was a pastebin with all the links and no duplicates then for those who care they could check it before posting to see if their link is a duplicate.
>>549
What's next? Replace him with an AI? Let the poor man keep his job
>>549 Anyone who cares can just check the threads here in less than 5 seconds, without visiting an external site. (Without moving my arms, I can find a previously-posted link in about 9 keystrokes)
Maybe 10 seconds...
>>549
just grep the threads, you weird guy. they're automatically ``updated'', too, unlike a pastebin
Hello everyone, Mr. Wikipedia Dick here. Fish in my underwear and you'll find my Wikipedia dick. I'm here to tell you that >>556 posted a link to the hZero Rupee Noteh and guess what? This was posted before! Check it out: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1554063409/79
Okay, let's continue posting –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x– Wikipedia links!
>>567 That Lawsuits section is interesting, but the bit that blew my mind is that Shibuya-kei was invented by a one-eyed Scotsman!
>>571 Some of my favourites:
Greetings friends and haters, Mr. Wikipedia Dick here, Wikipedia is my dick! I've come to tell you that >>575 posted something shared before in the Wikipedia threads, way back on the 7394th of September: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/546 I remember it well, because at the time it was posted I was on a date with a girl who liked trap music as much as I do, and we were talking about its origins. Then when I got back to my home the next day, I saw that link had been posted and thought it was a bit spooky. It wouldn't be the first or last time this happened, which maybe says something about the DQN hivemind!
Anyways, let's continue posting –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x– Wikipedia links!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_who_have_sex_with_men
Straight-on-straight gay action... happens in working class family pubs like the Grey Lion... lot of builders... keeps families together apparently
>>580 We've had Spaghettification before: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/256
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fat_Duck
>The virus is usually spread by the fecal–oral route.[3]
fine dining eh!
>>591 see https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/406 I read the sentence gSexologist Alfred Kinsey has suggested that the buttocks are the primary sexual presentation site in primatesh and it all came flooding back to me!
> Uruguayan-born Benhayon founded the group in 1999 after receiving what he described as an "energetic impress" while on the toilet.
Poopums, the magical wonder
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_graces
As you can see, Wikipedia editors place a high value on these and possess them in abundance, making them well qualified to write on the topic.
>The women of the Ansaaru Allah Community focus on memorizing history as their Imam sees it, learning Arabic (many of them are quite fluent), incorporating Sudanese etiquette into their mannerisms and memorizing the Qur'an.
...I speak Arabic fluently, both abjad and the Maghrebi dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Sudanese history and their genital mutilation code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Sudanese visa, I am moving to Khartoum to attend a prestigious Madrasa to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a schizophrenic or a child molester!
I own several dashikis, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Sudan, so I can fit in easier. I mutilate the genitals of my elders and seniors and speak Arabic as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Sudan!
Greetings friends! It's your pal Mr. Wikipedia Dick here, the chap with an entire online encyclopædia hanging out of his assless chaps! I've come to tell you a couple of links recently posted have been posted before:
>>631 see https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/239
>>634 see https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/338
We really dig those anal glands! Now let's keep posting –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x–Wikipedia links!
>>637 Off-topic but I love the spinning pattern this makes when you resize the window
>>652 I don't get this one, I must be missing something...
>>655 I've been there
>>656 I was also reading about that flag the other day
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Bengal_State_Chhatra_Parishad
I'll do you one better:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shipwrecks_in_May_1941#17_May
Bonjour mina-sama, Mr. Wikipedia Dick here. Some call me The Bookworm. (It's a play on words, because Wikipedia is my dick). I'm here to tell you >>665 just posted a link to the Death Erection article, which has been posted a couple of times before:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/80
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1554063409/241
It doesn't hurt to read about these kinds of things twice or thrice, just to make sure you really get to grips with the concept. Okay, let's keep posting –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x– Wikipedia links!
>>692 We've seen these hats a couple of times before:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/926
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/181
Events
-*[[Michael/Crass]] is replaced from [[Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia|Wikipedia]] with Invalid_username_12280~enwiki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entombed_animal
>He placed toads of different sizes and ages into carved chambers within limestone and sandstone blocks sealed with glass covers, then buried the blocks in his garden. A year later, he dug up the blocks and found that most of the toads were dead and decayed. A few toads that had been in the porous limestone were still living
Hello everyone, I'm Mr. Wikipedia Dick. My dick is Wikipedia and vice versa. I just thought you might like to know, the interesting image shared by >>728 has come up before in these threads, in a more general list of erotic scenes from Second Life:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1554063409/749,750
Weird... I had a Second Life but I never saw any of that... Anyway, let's continue posting –‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x– Wikipedia links!
>>732 Check it out, we've had this several times before:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/522
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1554063409/233,237,988
>>735
Don't miss the heartwarming story under the "See also" header!