You just pissed your dream away!

This is what his half-century in the medical field really means:

His generation of doctors gave us obesity, diabetes, cancer, Alzheimers, auto-immune disorders, and heart disease in the form of their high-statin, low-fat, high-carb, mineral starved diet. They demonized healthy food (salt, saturated fat, red meat) and vitamin and herbal therapies which have a proven and ancient track record in maintaining and improving well-being. At the behest of their demon-possessed pharmaceutical overlords, they invented countless psychological conditions to sell drugs to those who, in spite of their best efforts refused to get sick. They turned pregnancy into a disease that only abortion or an expensive hospital stay (preferably with a c-section) can cure. They passed off garbage non-replicable studies that are not worthy of first-year pre-med students as legitimate research, studies that almost always concluded that the only way to be healthy is to consume and inject a never ending series of toxic (but profitable!) substances into the body. They are utterly without remorse to this day, even in the face of overwhelming evidence which demonstrates their complicity in the death of millions.

When this wicked generation of murderers is dead, I will not dance on their graves, but I will rejoice that their reign of death has ended, and they have finally received that perfect justice which they avoided in life, at the hands of Him who judges righteously.

Those of Joe Biden's public behaviors that align with classic dementia symptoms are escalating. In the past few days, he strongly exhibited two symptoms: A type of belligerence that's a cover-up for confusion and memory loss and a paranoid fear of those in charge of him.
I used to spend a lot of time in the company of doctors. What always fascinated me were the tales they told of dealing with patients with early-stage dementia. The most interesting point they made was that elderly people, so as not to lose face or admit their own fears, are superb at deflecting the questions aimed at assessing their cognitive skills and memory.

My wife is a longtime nurse. High-risk maternity. She says that, since the vaxx, miscarriages have skyrocketed; “off the charts”, she says.

And her union, apparently, is trying to mandate the jab. If they do, she’s going to walk away. The degree to which this shit has been insinuated into the medical and legal communities here is just staggering.

It’s a world gone mad.

"The Japanese are so obsessed with sex. Anyway, let's go take little Timmy down to see the poopdick parade."

every time i watch this video, i feel scared to speak japanese in front of black people. if i unconsciously said nigai, i could be shot dead.

We're sitting in a dark room typing "nigger" on an unknown website, fuck are you talking about?

My soldier. RIP Pops. It's a shame you've been fighting for a country that doesn't give a damn about you or your people. They use to hang us from trees, now they shoot us with our hands up.

This guy killed a woman later that year lmao

MOD TRANSPARENCY nigger69696#6095 has been banned.

No, they're very real–just dead. However, once I've sufficiently honed my necromancy, these dead loli will soon be alive once more.

Submissive? Breedable?? Why don’t you “submit” to the Lord and b-read the New Testament

When I go out, which is never because I bricked up every window and door to keep you disease ridden filthy disgusting people away from me, I wrap my entire body in 11 layers of plastic wrap and 6 layers of aluminum foil. I also have a team to continually spritz me with sanitizer

Yeah but to be fair the average chinese battle causes like 200,000 casualties on each side (10,000 civilians eaten), while the average European battle kills 8 squires and a pet rodent named "Bucky"

Joshua is a really hard book to get through because of the listing of cities and villages and locations, but the good thing is even though you are getting bored of reading the word cities over and over again, Joshua is still giving us new cool names we’ve never seen before. The names of everyone are really unique also. So instead of focusing on the cities , focus on each unique name and how different one is from the next. It makes reading it much easier.

Blacked is extremely lucky they became a meme and thus THE interracial company to norms, because aside from booking the occasional hot act these days it is extremely mediocre, especially compared to the competition. They think their scenes are tasteful but it comes off as 1st year film student shit, filter-tier lighting as well.

This is why Rugby League is a minority sport and will never be top 3 in England or bigger than the AFL in Australia.

Every top football country in Europe just played in front of packed crowds at Wembley at the Euros, Wimbledon went on with mostly full crowds and the British Grand Prix just had 150,000 people at it yet the princesses in this sport can't be bothered to grow the game internationally.

Australia and NZ have become a nanny states terrified to do anything, DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!

Lol. Idiot.

Good luck with your cancel everything strategy, you'll be still doing this in 2022, 2023, 2024.

Vaccine won't stop mass numbers of cases happening.

Who is m♥♥t?

You wake up the sound of an Amazon Audiobook ad blaring at twice the volume of a jet engine. Your ears ringing, you pick up your disposable Amazon Echo and smash it on the ground. You'll have to get another one before you come back home. Getting up and rubbing your eyes, you head over to your wardrobe to don your one-time use clothes. You're glad you got such a good deal on your clothes subscription. You head downstairs and go down into the kitchem. You pay 0.000000000225 Bitcoin to ToastCorp to unlock a one-day use of the toaster. You would get the five-day use, as it's a better deal, but you're on a budget right now. You watch as it pops up cocaine-infused toast with Coca-Cola ads burned into it. You then pay 251,255,619,051,585,151 Doge to pour a glass of Basic Plan Tier 1 Sugar Water, a steal. While you eat breakfast, you look at the Disney Weather Channel. More nuclear fallout from the east, Burger King's CEO is using his recreational nukes again. The temperature outside is 150 fahrenheit. You're glad that humans don't contribute to climate change or that would be even higher. As you're about to finish your luxurious breakfast, you start to hear a voice counting down from 60, and machine turrets deploy from your walls. You're spending too long eating breakfast, and Amazon's analytics has determined that you could use some encouragement. Swiftly jumping up from your seat, you grab your self-defence assault rifle and head out the door. After checking for belligerents, you walk to your Ford Armoured Personnel Transport Vehicle 'Explorer'. You pay a measily 0.0000000000000152 etherium to start the engine, then the autopilot takes over. Luckily this vehicle doesn't have a steering wheel, you know that humans are too dumb to transport themselves. You only get into two car crashes on your journey, your car expertly dodges the self-defence turret fire after you damage their private property. You speed down the Proctor & Gamble 20-lane elevated tollways, 125,251 binance is automatically taken from your wallet. It takes you five hours to get from the suburbs to downtown. You can't believe people actually used to live in cities, what peasants. You finally get to the Amazon Grocery Store, and your car drops you off in the two-mile wide mega-capacity parking lot. You remind yourself that the parking lot has to be that big for black fridays, then you give the car a 0.00000001 Dogecoin tip as you get out. As you walk in the door, alarms begin to blare. Machine gun turrets deploy from the walls as you freeze in place. You realise you forgot to smile as you entered. Employees are required to always smile by contract. Then, the worst happens. Your disposable clothes begin to fall apart at the seams. You forgot to check the best-by date, and they are expiring faster than you expected. Fully naked, you try to run away, but the guns fill your body with thousands of bullets. As you die laying down on the pavement, your wallet is extracted of all of its coin by desperate bystanders. Your final dying breath is "At least I don't have to pay taxes", before everything goes black.

I don't appreciate the nudity. Ugh!

yeah, i don't mind seeing monkeys disciplined for being little shits but i'm not into torture for no reason. guess i'm a bit of a monkey torture snob in that regard lol.

She looks like she is putting makeup over a birth defect, but the more I see her the more I like jerking to her. Its weird

Nepal also has made progress in LGBT rights and gender equality. It recognises marital rape and supports abortion rights; however, owing to a rise in sex-selective abortion, constraints have been introduced.

Of all black people to get impregnated by. Why would you choose jamaican?

Thanks so much. I found you on google. I had my first food saver sealed meal to reheat, so I read your website, and saw that you could in fact boil it. I boiled it for ten minutes or so. When I took the bag out, the bag opened and dumped into the boiling water. Now I have no dinner,.

Thanks so much.

Stephen

You know who else passed legislation demanding the ethical treatment of animals & livestock? Hitler.

2001
"Welcome to the homepage of the greatest webzone EVAR!! Here will be my fanshrine and e-zine dedicated to all things awesome. Expect reviews, soundtracks, blog posts, and articles written by yours truly (and some of my best friends). Shoutout to my high school for FINALLY getting a web development class! Thanks to the unlimited potential for the internet closing all geographic and physical boundaries, this website is an eternal flame that shall burn FOREVER!"

2008
"Sorry I haven't updated in a while....does anyone even still read this anymore? After graduating I haven't had much time for anything besides my internships and interviews. Looking back on this page.....ugh. All I see is garbage web design. At this point it's more of a liability than a portfolio piece. Anyway it's been a year since I last watched an anime, nothing really catches my eye lately, and my fiancee comes first. Soooooo.....I'm probably going to let my webhost expire. If you're an actual employer, look for me on Facebook now"

Rated 5 out of 5
Life Changing
It’s difficult for me to put into words what the Thermapen MK4 means to me and my overall quality of life, that of my family, and that of those that swagger up to the bountiful trough of smoked meats I provide. Comparing this instrument of gloriousness to any cooking or bbq’ing temperature accessory is like comparing the Death Star to a package of Kraft singles that’s passed its expiration date.

Number 1. Why does anyone have Kraft singles? That’s not cheese homie. That’s a guy in a lab coat tinkering with leftover yellow chemicals.
Number 2. This Death Star has no secret hidden design flaws.

I bought a competitive product one time - the most expensive one offered at the time - and you had to hold the sides of it for an “instant” reading. The only problem was their definition of instant was about the length of the movie Rambo First Blood, which I have on loop at my home because I’m an American. Also, I have a unique issue in that I have human hands made of skin and that proved problematic in holding the device over a blazing inferno of lump charcoal for any period of time past 4 seconds into Rambo.

When I first saw this product I thought hey… $100 is a lot of money. I could buy hatchet and a betta fish, or a subscription to the meat of the month club (which prolly exists). To say I was naïve is to say Trump doesn’t tweet enough.

The Thornelious Pentacular 5000, as I like to call it, is as advertised. This thing knows when it’s dark outside. A freaking light comes on so you can see it. How can it do that? Why is it so courteous? How many tiny Harry Potter sorcerers live inside this magical wand?

Sometimes, I forget it’s on - because I talk to people sometimes - and I come back and this thing has turned itself off. What kind of a backroom gangsta deal did this thing make with the battery companies to allow that? Did he trade them a bottle of Pappy for it? Two bottles of Pappy? No, prolly just one, because two would be like 50 grand.

I don’t understand Thornelious’s ways, but I sure do appreciate the results. You want rare, you want medium, you want medium rare - done deal, Thornelious is on it in 2 seconds (if he’s hungover). You want well done? Get outta here, leave now.

Sometimes, I take it to restaurants, partly because I don’t want him to feel left out, but also I like to leave it on the table, just to let the establishment know that I’m there, and I like to party. You think the guys in back don’t know Thornelious is out there? Oh they know… trust me… they know. They know they better not be bringing no 150 degree internal temp out to this hombre. Thornelious will Dikembe that steak into the cheap seats and wave his probe in defiance.

I open. I close. I probe. I make it rain with grilling perfection, thanks to the Thornelious Pentacular 5000, formerly known as the Thermapen MK4. If you don’t buy one, I look forward to your term paper on the benefits of communism and eliminating puppies.

I love how they are like "yea he fucked his mom but your calling her a him despite him doing it for women and therefore everything about him is wrong"

Guys, he raped his mom, but we really shouldn't be a bunch of neo-nazi chuds who are misgendering him.

Just post whatever you find of people complaining about the misgendered moreso than him raping his mom

I would have been ok with this retardery if Chris's violations stopped at fingerbanging. But "SHE" put "HER" dick in "HER" mother.
If you have to say 'yeah the rapist is bad is bad, but', you're a scumbag. There should be no but.

These people are so concerned about misgendering Chris, but where's their concern about the sickly old woman who was being horribly abused by her own child? They're so self absorbed and narcissistic, they can't empathise with any situation which isn't directly related to themselves because, as far as they are concerned, their own feelings are the most important thing in the world. Figures that selfish delusional trannies would throw a shit fit over a rapist getting 'midgendered'.

tfw all trannies are chris chan

>>27 i can smell the IPA-drenched soybeard of the balding skinnyfat tech startup dork who wrote this, im fucking seething, i want to break all their fingers with a brick so that i never have to read anything like this again

>>32
The Star Wars reference + look at it sarcastically.

Male-male copulation has been observed in captive penguins and homosexual behaviour has been observed among bats, in particular, the fruit bat.

>>25

Remember, they're of ALL time. All of it. Not some of it. All the time. There is no time left. You must hurry.

Dirty... filthy... NASTY... too dirty to clean my act up - but as it says in the Bible, "if you ain't dirty, you ain't here to party" (Romans 13:11-14)

i forgive you for what you perceive as something you should be forgiven for, former child. but i still sentence you to try lsd or psilocybin mushrooms within the next few years. or just listen to a a few recordings of alan watts and/or terence mckenna. although i do suggest you do lsd/shrooms first and while on that do the second thing.
this comment is 30% joke 30% me being drunk and 40% a real suggestion

big soft cowtits of grainoid waifu vs plump handfuls of pastoral nomadic huntress

Esta en tutubo subtitulada y en latino

The reporter is firing a .223... I can put the stock on the groin in direct contact with my testicles and the recoil will not affect them at all because there is none.

Now if he said that about shooting a 12ga shotgun with a wooden stock. Maybe, but still. No. He's exaggerating

Guess I'll have to restart, I don't want to save the galaxy I want to bang Garrus.

WAIT do people not know that "tastes like prion disease" aint from 1993? its from a tumblr blog that used to make fake ascii art 2ch posts. its from like 2015 or something.

There was brief concern at my office about a car in the parking lot with a hand-drawn swastika on it, until some Indian coworkers explained

ななひらさん好き過ぎて爆発しそう

These hentai get more absurd every year. What situation would a gyaru get into where she could have unsupervised access to a tapir

Common sense prevails = more dependence on the government and large multinational corporations

>pillage and rape across europe
>favorite concubine succumbs to plague
>cherish her dress and bracelet until death because they remind you of how she used to caress your neck and whisper into your ear

researchers: "this cairn was the resting place of a sissy fairy fruit who..."

I was more afraid of the lining being ripped from my intestines and shot out my ass part. That alone would be enough to keep me indoors.

believing that the earth is flat & space is fake is objectively less insane tan believing that donald trump, barack obama, or bill gates care about you

It actually is a legitimately fun game too with a group of friends too. The only drawback is that my older daughter says sussy baka unironically sometimes now.

SUMMARY/DESCRIPTION
Boy is turned into a girl by his perverted mad scientist sister and then she shows him the joys of womanhood (rape).

Falun Gong's founder, Li Hongzhi, has stated that he believes space aliens walk the Earth, and that modern science and race-mixing are part of their ploy to overtake humanity, and he has reportedly said that he can walk through walls and make himself invisible. Li says that he is a being who has come to help humankind from the destruction it could face as the result of rampant evil. When asked if he was a human being, Li replied "You can think of me as a human being."

is ur name ~"big mommy milkers" in toki pona bc if so, based

>>53 i believe him

God may be real and chose to make His moves both irl and on the net, sending "messengers" to nests of vice like 4channel, etc. Who knows, someone like moot or Hiroyuki could convert and be a new Paul.

>>56 I think of Lil B this way

I'd spend all day informing on others, telling the secret police who didn't do enough, who was slacking, reporting people for the most trivial breaks of the central planning committee's orders

all on my Huawei Mate 40 Pro Zedong Edition that costs more than your entire life

"having no bridge" is antipode to "having bridge", so "destroy bridge" is antipode to "destroy no bridge".
So
Destroying no bridge is the solution of the problem of having no bridges.
If you have no bridge, destroy no bridge and you will not have no bridge ;)

Between 2001 and 2019, we spent over $800 billion on military training and weapons. Imagine if every Afghan citizen under the age of 30 had spent the last 20 years in US government built internet cafes, with all traffic of course heavily monitored by the US military for extremism.

Permanent stability in the region should have been a culture war, not an actual war. We had 20 years to get the Afghan children addicted to internet gaming, Netflix, and McDonalds. Instead we chose to spent that time shooting their parents and bombing their homes into rubble. No wonder the country folded the moment we left. We learned nothing from the cold war.

To be fair, there's big money there - if you go to any website and click "more options" on the "Accept cookies" popup, right there is a list of a few hundred advertising companies who definitely are interested in what us peasants are doing. I agree it's silly that people are worried about vaccines secretly implanting microchips, but when people say "yeah right why do you think you're worth microchipping" I'm like hmmm...

[guy standing in front of a crumbling bridge]: you know i studied bridge building. not sure why im getting so much amateur outside input rn.

It means you suck at praying.

It really doesn’t mean anything else. However, it might also mean that you’re a narcissistic coward who likes to show off how ‘brave’ you are by confronting dangers you don’t believe to exist. But it could also just mean that you’re really, really stupid. Or both of those.

Still, at least this particular nonsense is less harmful to the general peace than if you went around toppling gravestones and daring the deceased to hunt you down and rip out your liver or whatever.

悲しいかな日本人にはロリコンがめっちゃ居る。
日本の血を受け継いでる彼もロリコン。

You can see a vagina once in a cutscene, and if you are lucky enough you may find a female NPC who don't wear underwear. But you won't see a single penis except your own (and only in inventory menu)

Here at Mashed, we're willing to take a controversial stand every now and then, and this is one issue that we won't be silent about.
You might not be a kid any longer, but you can't deny that Juicy Fruit is one of the tastiest gums on the market.

Waking up from a 30 year coma:
I can't wait to taste my Turkish pies made from Posavina's golden wheat!

i'd do anything to have cat girls exist not only loli cat girls my world would be filled with all cat girls and i would cherish this world ... but sadly i cannot create a world of my own for i am a mere human mortal and no such talent such as the creation of worlds lies in my blood

Kim Jong Un is brave as our Taliban but unfortunately he is not a Muslim.

What is this, a webm for gay ants?

the custodian of the civil religion is the subdimensional psycho-gestalt produced by kultural homogenization of the loathsome AWFL, an electrified social fence that zaps your hand for impertinent questions like "do we really need 470000 more afghans?" and "6 dollar coffee? really?"

This might just be me confusing fantasy with what I would actually enjoy IRL, but what if people had the option to pay for a colonoscopy as part of a sexual experience? Sexual arousal is great at reducing pain. Extreme examples like 1man1jar are a perfect example of this. So instead of administering propofol, which doesn't reduce pain but rather stop your capacity to remember it (which may lead to long-term memory problems), why not train professional, legal and free-choice prostitutes (male, female, etc) to conduct these procedures in some sort of dungeon-like room? I know this is taboo and completely against what most doctors want to associate themselves with and the ethics of prostitution can be very complicated. But I honestly believe that, if it is all consensual and ethical, then we could get many more people to get colonoscopies and reduce the risks involved. We could even have a choice of colonoscopes: clinical, tentacle, electric eel, etc.

PSA: If you're over 45, maybe you should consider getting your ass checked out for colon cancer. If you have a family member diagnosed with colon cancer then don't delay, get a colonoscopy today!

The language of your foreskin??!

that's not makeup, that's pikachu

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in.....

I rise! I rise! As I become more erect in East Asia, I rise! You do not understand the POWER of the Small Dong. . . But you will. Expect us.

Geography is basically the study of the Earth and the many patterns and distributions of natural/cultural phenomena that we find on her surface (geologists like underground stuff), like mountain chains or forests or big cities or deserts or marsupials (those weirdo animals with pouches) or Chipotle franchises . . . and I could go on, but, don't worry, I won't. Not yet! And there are all kinds of geography courses, because there are all kinds of professional geographers . . . GIS folks, plant geographers, historical/cultural geographers (that's me), economic geographers, urban geographers, bio-geographers (they study plants and animals . . . or flora and fauna, if you want to get all fancy) and physical geographers (you know, they study earth quakes and volcanoes and mountains, and rivers . . . that kind of business). This particular course is a world regional geography course. Sort of think of it as dividing the world up into neighborhoods and then learning about all the cool people who live there, how they make a living, what languages they speak and what religions they practice, and what their home environments look like. I think you'll like it. I know I do.

If nothing else, it'd be an interesting conversation piece at the pearly gates.

St. Peter: "So Tim, what did you do in life?"

Silly person: "I owned the libs."

St. Peter: "Oh really? How?"

Silly person: "........................."

Bruh she's talking about her families lack of "generational wealth" whilst wearing at least a pound of gold

精神的NTR

これはNTRでは無い

It will never not be funny to me that Aeneas is running back to save his wife, child and father and then just sees Helen and goes, "You know what. Fuck it. Imma kill her instead"

I’m perfectly happy being non-binary using male bathrooms looking as male as possible but I’ll always have male genitalia but I’ll play both male and female female roles for myself but maybe I’ll growl my voice more when doing male things and whisper more when doing frmale things or maybe just random on purpose and I’m perfectly happy being pansexual but I’ll probably always be happiest with women or alone with myself and masturbation is still cheating on myself because I’m both male and female so I’ll be a ternary pronoun instead of non-binary male, ternary, non-binary and polygamy is only illegal if you’ve never agreed to a divorce except once given marriage documents and divorced if my ex-wife think I’ll ever have sex with her again she shouldn’t have gotten a divorce without my consent over medical issues.

I called it pee because it is mostly water (apparently scientists have examined it) - but has some urea in it. When we have sexual congress, it is a fact that the bladder fills with water - we always need a pee after sex don't we ?

WoW is like an old friend from when you were like 12 and lived in a tiny country town for half a year and had to move away that you look up on facebook 10 years later to find out he is a furry with a scat fetish

Edit: Look, I prefer boofing. I’ve done my research and have decided it’s the most effective way to take most of my substances of choice. If you’re uncomfortable with that, you don’t have to interact.

However, there are other people in this world who are boofing their drugs. And some of these people might be working with caustic chemicals. So instead of diluting this thread with “StOp sTiCkInG tHiNgS iN yOuR aSs!” let’s just focus on the question I actually asked.

I work in the US embassy in Brazil and secret agents beamed a picture of Carmen Electra into my mind’s eye. I instantly busted and my terminal was left defenceless. Over $7 billion dollars worth of confidential information was taken. DM me for more info.

He is the Game Dude, he is so rude
he flees the country when he court date is due

I actually kind of respect him for getting the woke gender joke out of the way early so he could have the robot contemplate how there is no god, only nothingness

な な ひ ら の 黒 歴 史

He is very much a responsible member of his society, even when he's out in the forest playing in the mud.

It's the weirdest thing. Any time a Japanese girl takes a selfie, the phone automatically morphs the image in to a picture of food. Eventually you become like those dudes in The Matrix. Pancakes is a fashionista, burger is a sporty girl etc

>people with siblings are not into incest

fuck you, I have a sister, I love and want to fuck her. Everyday is pain because I'm reminded it will never happen

as goofy as this is today, i think a lot of people kinda forget what it's like to be a kid and how absolutely reasonable and rational drawing something like this is for a child. a few of y'all need to chill out.

if i was going to go further i would say that the insertion of amongus characters into the twin towers acts (as do many favorite characters that kids draw) as a sort of self-insertion, allowing the children to vicariously experience the moment and feel empathy for the individuals within the picture

I don't know how we got onto it but I found out my wife had never seen Boyz in the Hood and I showed her that, which she liked. She thought Laurence Fishburne was great in that.

And then I showed her Cowboy Curtis because , and it broke her brain.

The epistemic race to the bottom is certainly on, I didn’t understand I had an obligation to join

It doesn't get better. There are the seeds of some interesting philosophical ideas, but they're overwhelmed by the gratuitous violence and gore. The chapters about the development of the prime intellect are torture free, but I didn't like those either because the books version of the singularity was too hand-wavey magic for me. Personally I wished that I had stopped after the zombie sex scene.

child rape and genocide are not “ok”

Goliath spent most of his childhood alone. He was a shy gentle soul, but was always far too big for his age. The other children feared his size and tried to cut him down first. His clumsy movements annoyed adults too as he generally caused more work than he accomplished. However his mother never stopped supporting and encouraging him, "Goliath, one day your strength will be your greatest asset. You can be the greatest warrior in our land. Never stop training and never stop believing, I know I won't."

With this encouragement, he pressed on. Every day after his studies the afternoons quickly transitioned to night filled with training dummy, sword, shield, and spear.

Flash forward 10 years and he was the most skilled warrior in the land, just as war had come to his peoples doorstep. The Israelites have been warring with the people of Canaan for years now and on the eve of yet another battle, Goliath comes forward to try and save many lives.

He challenges the enemy army to single combat, for there is no reason for so many to lose their lives. Days pass and Goliath begins to lose hope and the heavy emotional weight of an inevitable battle sets in. Finally, a challenger accepts. When he arrives Goliath sees an unarmored shepherd. Confused, Goliath removes his helmet, and with his booming voice begins to announce that he will not kill a defenseless boy. As he begins speaking a rock smashes into his skull and his vision goes dark.

The end.

This is a nice place full of nice people, and if you shit it up by being a cunt, nice people will leave, shittiness will prevail, and it will become a shitty place full of cunts instead.
So, you have two options. Be a nice person in a nice place, or be a shitty person and turn a nice place into a shitty place, and subsequently be a shitty person in a shitty place, rather than a nice person in a nice place. In other words, >>41 should just stil with today's special.

Jocks and nerds are natural allies. They both defend hierarchies of objective merit against mediocrities whose claim to social status rests on meaningless signaling games. Teen movies are propaganda meant to instill false class consciousness and keep people from recognizing this.

I would rather grate my nipple and shoot myself between the eyes babe x

the real tragedy of 9/11 was that awesome structure that took thousands of hours of planning and years of construction to create

I'm ok with the theft, it's the bitcoin mining I have a problem with.

To Anthony Bourdain, the members of CAN, the members of Black Midi, Inio Asano, Ooshima Ryosuke, Nietzsche, Jun Togawa, Van Gogh, Shinji Sato, Yamantaka Eye, This Heat, Kate Bush, Blixa Bargeld, Kraftwerk, Y.M.O, Nakata, Brian Wilson, Lennon & McCartney, Aster & Sylvia, mental illness, insecurity, poverty, artificial intelligence

Mass Effect is a game series where the cowardly civilians say “if only someone completely amoral could do the correct genocides” and then the brave, strong troops say, “I will do the correct genocides.”

My little pony was a show who's main target was little girls, it's a show about just like the titles says ponies. Seems harmless right that is until men decided to show in interest in resulting in bronies. These men manage to pervert the series the series making sexual violent degenerate fanfics and art of the characters. I even heard stories that when parents tried to take their daughters to my little pony conventions only to see nasty neck beard in a pony costume trying to show his gross fan art to them. Imagine being a little girl looking up you're favorite cartoon only to find some sick porn of them. To make it even worse the writers and company apparently cater to these sickos by changing the designs of the toys to fit their needs. Why do men have to pervert everything they see. I get creep vibes when I see a non gay man in a fan base primarily of young girls because gay men that usually are into girl shows like it for the style fashion and the pretty art unlike straight dudes who are usually into it for fap material

All the world's a gacha, and all the men and women merely 3-stars.

> using rare prisms because the quest drops dust

Scientists are using nanbots to guide lazy shit sperm into valuable eggs

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I go to fight a cumt. Bit il do u apl a favour and leVe you all in peace. UTLR

Magic: The Gathering is a popular and famously complicated trading card game about magical combat. In this paper we show that optimal play in real-world Magic is at least as hard as the Halting Problem, solving a problem that has been open for a decade. To do this, we present a methodology for embedding an arbitrary Turing machine into a game of Magic such that the first player is guaranteed to win the game if and only if the Turing machine halts. Our result applies to how real Magic is played, can be achieved using standard-size tournament-legal decks, and does not rely on stochasticity or hidden information. Our result is also highly unusual in that all moves of both players are forced in the construction. This shows that even recognising who will win a game in which neither player has a non-trivial decision to make for the rest of the game is undecidable. We conclude with a discussion of the implications for a unified computational theory of games and remarks about the playability of such a board in a tournament setting.

Some things to consider here: 1. Trump had to go to a staffer and inform them that he was bleeding out of his butthole. 2. Upon getting him to the hospital some doc had to see Trump’s dumpy naked ass. 3. Same doc has to come to terms with his role in history as the doctor who probed the president’s disgusting butthole.

The SARS-COV 2 "vaccine" is the first product in history whose failure is blamed on people who don't use it.

I am beginning to get suspicious that Mark Rippetoe is QAnon.

Why DarkMilk is bad, an essay.
Dark Choco Cookie x Milk Cookie, better known as DarkMilk, is an incredibly popular ship between Milk Cookie and Dark Choco Cookie in the Cookie Run fandom, fueled by the story posted by the Devsisters Official Twitter and the in-game guild story.
However, I am here to explain why DarkMilk is an unhealthy and problematic ship, not to fuel the ship's flames. This was not created to start arguments, or call DarkMilk shippers gross and nasty, but simply my opinion on the ship.

ok we know darkmilk is bad but the new darkmilk aka milpsi milk and pepsi is actually totally based and redpilled NOT cringe it give the milk a nice bubble and fizz while maintaining the protein content and vitamin d for strong bones

as a person who've commited genocide I can agree👍

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el8JJSJVepE&lc=UgzU5l8tE4Z88hX4_kZ4AaABAg.8mWOO5p68gg8wSMvNXjO0c

The one orchestrating this (Cranberry) is a much much older woman. Sister Nana, Top Speed, Weiss Winterprison, Ruler, and Calamity Mary were all adults. But you are right, a lot of the violence is perpetuated by children as the death game was engineered to turn a lot of these kids into killers. And Cranberry had been doing these kind of brutal death matches for years, usually with no survivors. But the ones that do make it are, understandably, fucked up. In the books, there's a reason why those that somehow managed to survive these 'tests' were often branded with the moniker "Children of Cranberry", and most other Magical Girls don't want anything to do with them out of fear. That's understandable, because of most of them weren't as fortunate as Snow White. Many had to kill to survive and would again if cornered. They're all child soldiers, with cynical outlooks, thousand-yard stares, broken home lives, barely-restrained emotions, and violent tendencies.

But even Snow White doesn't escape this without severe psychological trauma that wears on her personality. She has acute survivor's guilt, feeling personally responsible for all the deaths that happened here, especially those of Alice and La Pucelle, who she considered having died because she was too weak to fight for herself. So she trains to defeat other Magical Girls, then spends most of her nights taking down rouges (many of whom were other Children of Cranberry) in back alleys, fighting until her skin is torn, knuckles are busted open, bones broken, and uniform stained with blood. And even though she maintains a strict no-killing rule, it's very obvious the years (yes she does this for years after the events of arc 1 which this anime takes place in) of violence have taken their toll on her personality. She still hates fighting underneath it all, wants Magical Girls to actually behave the way they should, and is a good person, but she is also colder, angrier, and more stand-offish. This series doesn't shy away from the implications of what happens when you expose and force young children to partake in murder and suffering.

The devil went DOWN to georgia.

This implies that either:
The devil is a Northerner
Georgia is lower than hell

Thankfully most 40K fans and content contributors are wise to the act these days and have been taking measures to call out the shit heels trying to use the hobby as a recruiting ground.

Hell even in the last couple of years I have seen mini-painters start calling out companies like Scale 75 or AK Interactive for their fucked up products.

Scale 75 had a bunch of Nazi busts that you could purchase and paint including an Orc version of Hitler and a fem-nazi doctor with a big old syringe and scalpel.

AK interactive for whatever fucking reason thought that it was a good idea to release at best a pretentious as fuck book celebrating the art of genocide through a book showcasing dioramas built around the holocaust and Rwanda.

>>120
Honestly, the orc hitler sounds so absurd that it's funny

Journos: JESUS WAS NOT WHITE! Accuracy matters with something as important as religion
Also Journos: Eve and Mary could be considered trans and we are not just saying this because we know it pisses off religious folks

Wait. So, it’s all Elvis’s fault?!

"anime was a mistake"

To all the loyal supporters who have attended like myself over the last 35 years week in week out, I’m sorry to say but I’m bowing out and wish you all the best with this and up and coming seasons.
Reason being the dreadful experience I had forced upon me at home against Southampton.
let me explain if you will, over the many years in the Kippax and South stand, I upgraded to corporate in the 1894 suite. Now those who attend that suite will know it is what I would call at the bottom of the barrel corporate wise, looking more like a truckers diner. However it does have the best seats opposite the owners which make up for the shabby surrounds and awful food on offer.
So back to the match which was if you remember on what was the warmest day we’ve had in years, me and my business partner got dropped off as we were making a day of it and intended to drink a lot more etc. Everyone was happy and excited as we past security and entered the main entrance, that was until I saw this guy run like the clappers from the back wall to confront me. “Your not coming in here dressed like that” looking confused I asked whoever not ? “Shorts - no Shorts”. No don’t get me wrong I had no idea you couldn’t wear shorts as this was probably the first time ever I had wore any. These were cotton dress shorts not football or the cloth type, together with a shirt and loafers shoes.
I explained I hadn’t any idea and would never wear them again, but this guy a proper jobsworth was having none of it, I asked what were my option on which he replied get some tracksuit bottoms from Asda. I mean Asda tracky bottoms really .
As we were meeting up with people for a meal and wasnt getting anywhere with this guy, I set off to the supporters store to buy some from there if they had any to fit me. Being 5ft 5” my legs are not the longest and nothing ever fits me lol. I did however find a pair on the rack rather expensive by hey ho needs must. Off I walked to the changing rooms to try them on. Only to be told there are no changing rooms open today. What am I to do I asked, you’ll have to change outside was the reply.
much to the amusement of the 1000’s of fans outside City square I was down to my undies and put the Tracky bottoms on with my loafer, no those who can remember Max Wall will understand how I looked, and the looks and laughter from the aether fans never stopped. I felt like digging a hole and jumping in it.

We finally got into the suite although to late to get our meal, but just time for a pint. I spent 10 minutes explaining why I looked like I did, and everyone agreed Tracky bottoms look far worse than shorts. We made our way to the seats and got ready for the game, I looked around to see at least half a dozen fans with shorts on which made me fume as you can understand. I did manage to take a sneaky photo of one in Adidas shorts with stripes on the side, I could hardly walk round taking photos here and there without getting into trouble.

HT came and into the suite I went to confront our corporate manager who was nowhere to be seen, I found out later she was off on the day.

At full time I pointed out others in shorts walking out to the staff on the door, they apologised and said they must have got through on the quiet etc.

>>125
They said a memo should have been sent out on the day but someone forgot to send it.
Now it’s not the money I had to part with or the meal I missed, it’s just down to the embarrassing position I was put in by to me is a crazy rule. I’m 60 in a couple of months and can do without being made to look like a stupid clown for anyone.

Dress shorts are smart dress and worn by both men and women and should be allowed on such days, footy shorts and tracksuit bottoms are a no.
I see the state of some of the players guests heading towards their private boxes and they look a state. The update rule says no shorts or tracksuits which I presume excludes track suit bottoms. You couldn’t make it up honest. So it’s one rule for them and one rule for us, and on that note I will not put another penny in the clubs coffers, not that they need it. I will be giving my seat to friends to attend as the last thing we need is more empty seats. My complaint has been sent in to my corporate assistant, who’s hands are tied. Not that I blame her one bit, at the end of the day if half a dozen fans turned up in shorts and were told not to do it again would it really matter.

Take care all you City fans, love City and always will although from a distance from now on.

do you really expect.....me to read.....all this **** by:you.jpg

Through experimenting I've finally solved my biggest problems with my mickeys dick smasher map

Problem 1: if I make a platform for the players to get smashed the carts can get stuck

Problem 2: both karts dont always respawning at the same time, leading to misses

Solution 1: I made an air platform where you float but it doesnt affect the karts at all, a dick smashing zone if you will

Solution 2: I made an extra platform that goes overhead and holds the two karts in place for that brief second where the other kart hasnt spawned

Heres the map ID for now, I'll update it when there is disney music

Not a strip club. He was just at a bar with some friends and ended up flirting with some college girl. Just a nice picture of her grinding on him hit twitter. 

Social Media sucks.

There was also a video of him putting his fingers up her butt.

I wish I was kidding. Dudes a joke. Lol.

Vertical integration, it's cheaper to make the cringe in house than have to go to other websites to source it.

who needs cringe when you can be based though

never have i ever seen a more redpilled post

the most unrealistic part of superman is the idea that a journalist would be a good person

i know theres a secret the comic industry does not want kids to know is that superman smokes kryptonight before bed. they kinda just sweep it under the rug because its very toxic for his health

love making $100k annually to look over indian code and chat up the girls in the copy room and driving home to my sydney penthouse suite in my porsche flipping one of my seven japanese wives and then loading up saovq to spam some pokemon smut

I must congratulate Gregg's on their pasties markings, I never really noticed before but it stops you buying the wrong one. I was wondering if the same thing could be applied to minge? We all have our own peccadilloes and by a simple vag badge could save time and bother, a lattice could construe a hirsute lady a sausage roll a Brazilian as for the fish tail I'll leave to your imagination.

minge hinge hirsute! lattice. pick a dilly!

guys this is the Dairy QueeN board, right

It's mainly because Boomers destroyed the world around millenials so we hold on for dear life the few fleeting moments of happiness we were allowed to have before becoming adults in this ***** wasteland of a planet.

its mainly bebuzz millenials are so based

Once upon a time there was a girl named annie she was worried about becoming good at everything including getting a four point o goa to prove her worth. her friend said to her "dont be such Annie Gur you are already the best you can be. "

Okay but does it work, and is there also a rectal version

Build your own nuclear reactor and live off the grid.

Threaten the government with a Chernobyl, if they try to shut it down.

I wasn't a big Andrew Yang fan but it would've been fun to watch him pardon a dog instead of a turkey on thanksgiving if he got elected

Hi fellow Genshin Impact follower, this account used to be GenshinImpactOOC & is use for crypto now. From now on, I will post about crypto but it is still NFA and you still need to DYOR. the account is not hacked, you can unfollow me if you disagree but please stay if you wanted

yikes :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing: thanks for the heads up. unfollowing now... did not know he baffled investigators for decades after a legendary series of grisly murders

Blowing past Sisyphus while rolling two enormous boulders up the hill instead of one and flipping him off

TIL Capslock is an anagram of cock slap.

say tuna sub backwards out loud

>>149 ...bus anooch?

uhh bub there is no c or h in tuna

>>151 There is when I say it out loud... you can tune a sub's engine to make it go faster

now say this out loud "im sofa king we tot did"

There's only one thing Redditors love more than abortion: Team Fortress 2

theres only one anime website redditors love more than rebbit. thats 4chunions

>>153 I get what you're saying but it's a freaky accent

>>156 thats it. im removing you from myspace top ten frenz

>>157 you do not use myspace in the year nineteen ninety three youre ahead of your time

>>158 This isn't time warp roleplay, time still passes and events still happen

David Lynchings were when southern whites would terrorize the local black population w/ meandering and confusing plotlines

>>159
totally gorfular

every day i wake up and paint on another layer of clown makeup for continuing to play genshin impact

I learned the pronunciation of anal for the first time.
It's a very beautiful.

>>164 I remember one time a dude asked me if I wanted to have anal sex, but I misheard him and he actually said "nasal sex" and shoved his dick up my nostril. He came but I didn't

Non of us is going to heaven :)))

editing my bio to "all characters below 13" and posting milfs

Debate Argument: Should Furries Be Genocided?

I love that "character with ridiculously enlarged and veiny forehead" is such a recognizable format by now that this image, which would be utterly inscrutable to a normal human being, instantly tracks as being a picture of a man having sex with his own brain

Holly-SeaCreatureLover: Starfish can grip on tight an suck. Moon jellys same as starfish they just cant latch on. Sea cucumbers can swim but they can craw inside places. Crabs can pinch . Eels can swim and go inside tigh places and make everything slimy. Octopuses / squids can craw into any hole and they can latch on and suck and they can squeeze and restrain arms / legs

I love that when they travel back in time, everyone suddenly has Cockney accents....which were born of the heavy influx of Irish immigrants to London during the potato blight in the 1800s.

This is so far down the list of oddities with this game--I am aware. But it was arcane enough knowledge that I figured I would share. This is why I refer to myself as a font of useless but vaguely interesting lore. 🙃

I have been thinking about cloacas a lot.

I also wants girlfriend

Come on guys start interacting with my post I need that dopamine boost by you responding and liking my post. I don’t have all day

blanket ban on tubers
this teen garbage is killing the board

How does one person "drive out" a crowd without, you know, actually hitting someone. I'd take it as a badge of honor. Can you imagine being the guy in heaven who gets to say "Oh man, Jesus beat THE SHIT out of me".

the womens low cut jeans fad was a conspiracy to use less fabric and charge more plus it demeaned women having to walk around with their butt crack hanging out.
I used to carry some pennies around and drop one in there every once in while.

ive got horoscope girl and hyperborean anti modernity guys on my ass now this is hell

the word nig is killing tf2

The funniest part of this thread is how you guys are interpreting each other's arguments in a different way than intended and then say that argument is wrong.
Posted 6 years ago

god i love these replies. there are actual people in this world who think "😂" constitutes a legitimate rebuttal. i should've tried that back in my college philosophy courses, would've saved a lot of time wasted actually thinking about the ideas i had read

Discrimination against HIV-positive individuals is an ongoing issue in China. Various provinces have historically adopted different measures related to people with HIV, most of which restrict their equal access to the public sphere. In some provinces in municipalities in the early 2000s, people with HIV were prohibited from holding certain jobs, HIV mothers could be required to undergo an abortion, and an HIV-positive couple could be legally barred from marriage on medical grounds.
The 2006 Regulation on the Prevention and Treatment of HIV/AIDS formally barred legal discrimination against anyone based on the HIV status. While lauding the Regulation as a major step forward, the United Nations Economic and Social Commission for Asia and the Pacific in 2015 reported that local governments often functionally ignored its provisions A 2016 study in Guangzhou found that large numbers of healthcare providers also discriminated against HIV-positive patients, with over one-third refusing to treat such patients altogether.

My question has always been " fireworks cause so much trauma, it is honestly, selfish, inconsiderate & cruel."

As for the Fish Speaker army. Given how fond of “chemically fortified inspiration” Frank Herbert had become, he may well have thought he was having deep, spiritual conversations with his wife’s vagina.

The probably won't get to it in the movies but the books eventually involve BDSM nuns. Also you get literal Jews in space.

GEORGE WALLACE WAS RIGHT
to participate in military action during a formally declared war defending against an Axis power

In March 2017, YouTube personality Jon "JonTron" Jafari, who was set to voice a character in Yooka-Laylee, would have his voiceovers removed from the final game after making controversial comments on a Twitch livestream.[30][31][32][33][34] Jafari stated that although it was unfortunate his role had been removed, he understood Playtonic's reasoning and wished them success.[35]

That game was meh anyway, hat in time was better

is there a inflation hentai parody game called "fat in time"?
or a flat fetishist hentai game called "flat in time"?

With the metaverse here is there any reason people would still want a physical homeland for Palestinians? Other than stubborness.

>>191
Don never misses

This new age of vr will exist in two forms:

The clean, corporate and sanitized version that CEOs use to pretend they're still human

The dirty, wild and uncontrollable underground populated by roving gangs of femboy doomer ralseis and trans Twilight Sparkles (I will be making my home in the second one)

The old-school matrix-style assertions of leading a double life are no longer relevant.

Now its more like leading a TRIPLE life. You got irl, worksafe matrix, and actually cool matrix

>>193 Weird, I was just thinking about that

the DSM V is trash

Christ !! the mysterious man really gives me the chill down to my spines

You are calling people complaining about censorship bootlickers. Do you not see the issue there?

If Halloween actually involved smelling little girls feet in exchange for candy, well, I would be in Hallow-heaven!

>Chiller

初めて知ったけど酷すぎる・・・
日本のエロゲはレ○プを肯定してるとかって
欧米で問題視されてるそうだけど
他国より自国を何とかしろよって感じ

Forget doing well this is about IMMERSION

How is this game's casual environment not enough to keep you entertained by itself? There are sounds and colors guns going off people screaming for help funny ragdolls some dude saying thanks after every kill shiny projectiles hideous outfits

It makes me question whether we should forcefeed kids ritalin while restricting their access to media so they don't replicate the near inability to say anything at all without calling upon the word "like" or even enjoy a videogame of all things for what it is I keep seeing everywhere

he bangs sprouting from nipgookcunt slopeskull are but gutters for CockPiss and Cockspat Cum to drip down and pool onto the repulsive contours of japbitch Big White Cock CockPIG FLAT cuntskull face, just as the daikon thick pigtails are merely ropes to commit dinkbrain cuntskull into struggling DEEPER onto thick White assfucking Cock fresh from CockDESTROYING japbitch asshole so that nipgookcunt can properly PUKE balls deep on huge White ass to mouth ONLY Cock in Cockgratitude for the CockABUSE depraved demanding thick White Cock has Cockinflicted FAR within nipgookcunt rectum, and just as that lumpy thick sweatshirt is only a CockPiss and Cum and CockGAGGING puke sponge to absorb and present all the liquid effluent and stains of nipgookcunt incessant Cockhunger for relentless huge White Cock rough balls deep rectum to throat ONLY CockCHOKING until PUKING degradation!!!

"Herro guys im ching chong jap slut. Do you rike anime? This yerrow gook wanna be real lifu anime!"

Standard copy/paste Gook face. Standard attempt to look cute, with one of the 4 or 5 typical Gook haircuts and photoshop filters. Tape on the eyelids and contacts to avoid your natural eye slits. Even your kinks are unoriginal and generic - wanting to be humiliated by a White man, getting your pussy stuffed with White cock, and being bred with White sperm, just like every other pathetic Gook slut.

Imagine... you're just wandering near the Amazon rainforest and you have this sudden urge to pluck a leaf. You do it and suddenly you hear Alexa's voice saying "Anti deforestation weaponry: Engage!"

A giant dick shaped rocket lands infront of you and an army of bald amazon branded robots come out of it.

Ask why Nigerians were expelled from Ghana and you will know how the Yorubas dominated Ghana trade which led to the expulsion.

Nigerians (majority are Yorubas) in Ghana then are traders, cocoa farmers, farm labourers and farm contractors, factory workers as well as menial workers in construction sites and there was a huge influx of Nigerians into Ghana between 1931 and 1960.

The present is always a key to the past and it is only a mentally deranged person that will say a Yoruba person will be doing begging as a tribal trade in Ghana in the 50s.

All those domination of Nigerians was why Ghana started the policie of “Aliens Compliance Order” of 18 November, 1969 . That order wasn’t only about Nigerians tho, it affected other countries like Togo, Ivory Coast and etc. but Nigerians are the majority of the victims and you have over 140,000 Yorubas expelled from Ghana out of 191,000 Nigerian immigrant in Ghana then.

All this info are online. But I know Agbari Ojuku people cannot comprehend.

i literally cannot go anywhere with a woman without her constantly stopping to gather edible plants

HP Lovecraft was like, "ooh I'm so scared of a mysterious vile island that rises out of the sea, is inhabited by fishlike, pallid-fleshed pseudohumans, follows a strange and horrible religion, and has an incomprehensible, inhuman tongue...but I love England."

You may think this is a shitpost and laugh hard about this, and I'd be glad. But what I now am going to inform you about, is a total truth, and happened less then 10 minutes ago.

So, I'm in the countryside house RN, and it's november, right? There are several apple trees around, and they give A LOT of fucking apples. I've been eating them and giving away to everyone since august or smth. My grandparrents collected all they could and now keep apples in boxes. However it all is not important. What is important is that there's a lot of apples still laying on the ground. Most of them are rotten, some are not.

So! I've got this one thing since I was a kid and visited this place. Sometimes I just go on a fucking frenzy, "KILLING" and "TORTURING" apples. I fucking THROW THEM on the bricks watching them SPLATTER over the area, I stab them with nails many-many times, I cut them with knives, I simply hit them fucking hard, I throw rocks at them and so on.

While I do so, I become fucking insane. I laugh, I do faces, I fucking roar, I scratch my teeth while KILLING apples. I feel myself like a fucking maniac. Like a fucking maniac. Like a fucking maniac, basically.

And this is what happened now as well. I commited a fucking GENOCYDE of apples. I became their DOOM. Laughing and torturing everything I could find. I was so cynical, I was so inhumanely cruel and brutal to these apples, that my face had a horrible grin all the time. I blew apples apart and throwed the apple "guts" at other apples, saying something like "Do you like the intestants of your fellow apples? Kiss this shit, yeah, KISS IT, FUCKER!!!"

Then I've noticed there is an apple still on the tree. It was clear this was the Apple King, so I commenced the operation to overthrow his government. I declared, that I will spare life of an apple, which would be able to bring the king down the ground, and became throwing them at him. None were succesfull, so I brutally executed them at once. After a few minutes I found a wooden plank, and soon the king was overthtown!

For 10 or so minutes I brutally tortured and humiliated that fucker, showing all this to his "nation". Along this I've killed some of his lieges and stuffed his guts with their flesh. I won't describe all the torturing I've done, so I'll say it was really fucking disgraseful for the king and his apples. I executed the fucker and splattered all the tiny pieces of him over the ground.

After that I've executed some apples and marked the remaining ones with a knife, so they'd remember this nightmare till their soon death of rotting. Also I've totally genocyded a few apples which layed down in a little house nearby. After few more minutes disgracing the apples, I've left home.

Oof, that's about it. I'm 20 years old, and I despise violence IRL. But oh My God, what a fucking monster I was to these apples. And I probably will do this some time in the future. Jesus.

Guys I’m selling an NFT, it’s a picture of my balls. 80k not taking any less

"No one is normal anymore" "normal is overrated" are the most normalfags things you could say

Ed Bighead changing his name to Darius and assuming the Babylonian throne to defeat the slime.Local58 is real footage from another dimension.Moonman (AKA Mac Tonight) is causing the events of Local58.Spongebob changed his name to Amadeus and became the Austro Hungarian king.A Paper Mario Character is the Ottoman Sultan in C-197Ingigokt and Err (AKA the Mooninites) tried to murder Penny Fitzgerald from Gumball as an assignment from Moonman. But they failed.

A January 2014 auction for a permit to hunt a black rhinoceros in Namibia sold for $350,000 at a fundraiser hosted by the Dallas Safari Club. The auction drew considerable criticism as well as death threats directed towards members of the club and the man who purchased the permit. This permit was issued for 1 of 18 black rhinoceros specifically identified by Namibia's Ministry of Environment and Tourism as being past breeding age and considered a threat to younger rhinos. The $350,000 that the hunter paid for the permit was used by the Namibian government to fund anti-poaching efforts in the country.

This is a legit item, I am using an empowered version on my poison/acid/vitality retaliate sentinel since the poop inherits %retaliate damage

Yeah it is the touhou drug doujin artist.

And also the Mokou and Kaguya witness the death of the universe doujin artist

I am a chinese gay boy who is crazy about white male. the best experience I had was worshiping my white foreign male teacher in high school.
I served 2 of my foreign teachers, math and American history teacher. One is American and tge other is Italian(the Italian taught American history)
Anyway the important thing is that I got permissions to smell, lick and rub their feet and smell their crotch. I did it with their sexy, manly socks on. My math teacher wore colored lively green socks and my history teacher wore my favorite black socks.
There was not much nudity involed but it was my best experience since I got to serve sexy white daddy and also my teacher.

I am hearing that, on his deathbed, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka accepted the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un

This sucks.

No one should die except the fash and rich wasn't one of those

Rip in peace legend

>>213
I want to know what doujin artist this was in reference to.

Impossible for me to enjoy skyrim knowing that I have no public proof of ownership for my 50 iron daggers I crafted.
Woops sorry I called them "my" daggers but I guess I don't own them if they're not an NFT.

There was the gentleman’s club, which was a torrent forum site made to rob porn performers of their livelihood. It was only open to people with 2004 and earlier regdates. I quit when the porn kept getting grosser and weirder and less appealing and more misogynistic, and there were fewer and fewer posters posting more and more niche stuff. I just want to see pretty gals kissing eachother all romantic-like, you dig? Their UI wasn’t great either.

I signed up for some other goon torrent site I don’t remember and it wouldn’t let me download anything because I hadn’t seeded enough. I figure that was a bug but I didn’t feel like dealing with that poo poo.

>>217
Sounds like doyora. He has one touhou notero western doujinshi uploaded on e-hentai.

>dollar bills are washable

money laundering is illegal

Anonymous 2021-10-21 02:12:21 No.3639
I use this site 8moe 22chan and a few others but i mostly lurk 2ch and Futaba now while watching YouTube and hangout in Japanese discord servers and talk to Japanese NEETs.

Heyuri is nice new board but slow although faster than here
It has the potential to be something great but unfortunately that faggot WT Kuz and his gang of zoomer teens who btw are not old enough to remember old internet culture are what's ruining it.

Anonymous 2021-10-29 06:14:09 No.3658

> and talk to Japanese NEETs.

japanese failed normalfag incels and teenagers

Anonymous 2021-10-29 06:44:11 No.3659
>>3658
If you're implying they are larping you're retarded.

Anonymous 2021-10-29 13:09:35 No.3660
>>3659
yeah have fun talking with incels

Anonymous 2021-10-29 20:47:33 No.3662
>>3659
I don’t think he is, but the Japanese don’t really have an interest in purity spiraling.

Anonymous 2021-10-31 05:36:17 No.3666
a249e03d4f31606c1ccff7c499(…).jpg (52.24 KiB, 632x377) google saucenao

>>3660
Not all Japanese NEETs are incel otaku losers if anything Japanese NEETs are more normie like compared to western NEETs. Most western NEETs are toxic incel losers and very neurotic. Most Japanese NEETs are just failed normies since a lot of them had successful lives or decent lives before they became NEET/Hikikomori and some were even employees at big companies. My point is in Japan NEETdom can affect anyone regardless of their social status.

Anonymous 2021-10-31 05:41:22 No.3667
>>3662
Most Japanese people don't lose their virginity until their 20s since 20 is the legal adult age in Japan.

Anonymous 2021-11-01 03:03:57 No.3670
>>3667
I have a hard time believing people wait that long.

Anonymous 2021-11-01 03:45:14 No.3671
>>3670
Well i was mainly referring to Japanese men Japanese women mostly lose their virginity during middle school or high school and have sex with their pedophile teachers especially gaijin English teachers and even the popular boys.

Anonymous 2021-11-01 09:37:05 No.3673
>>3666
would prefer talking to these NEET than the majority I see online who are incel loser faggots.

Anonymous 2021-11-01 10:07:58 No.3674
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>>3673
Do these guys seem incel-ish to you? i don't think so,

[YouTube] Living for Free in the Mountains of Japan? NEET Documentary (English Subs) (embed)

I feel like i get along with Japanese NEETs better than most western NEETs and relate to them a lot more too.

Anonymous 2021-11-02 02:03:21 No.3681
>>3674
They’re definitely incels but not in a Western sense.

Anonymous 2021-11-02 02:51:59 No.3682
>>3681
Japan is more of a vocel country since a large amount of young and middle aged people are willingly choosing not to have sex or be in relationships.

Anonymous 2021-11-02 07:20:11 No.3684
>>3674
whatever makes you pat ur dick retarded larper, be it men who don't work or whatever.
>>3682
japan is top1 incel country, next to it is korea
about third of its population are incels for sure

they have been dealing with crime rather successfully, combined with rise of computers means incelism is a byproduct of men not going against public law that much (which will result in getting laid less)

i used to care about japanese, koreans and shit. it will come to you with experience as well. most of them are trash, especially neets and incels. lazy, boring genetic trash that can't even feed themselves

Anonymous 2021-11-02 07:22:03 No.3685
if you earn money under the radar technically you are also neet. its that simple. and it makes like half a whatever country neets.

but what you imply is just feasting on some internet lifestyle teenage subculture shit.

go work pathethic incel

>>222
yikes

>>222

>incel
>incel incel
>incel incel incel
>everybody's an incel except for me
>incel incel 草食系男子

okay, buzzfeed.

They used a real stockpile of over three thousand AK-47s, because it was cheaper than getting prop guns.

one day i'll quit computer altogether and work on a farm

Barack Obama goes to a costume party while giving his wife a piggyback ride. Someone asks him what he’s dressed up as and he responds “I’m a snail!”
That’s M’Shell on my back

>>225
I'm in, Cell!!!!!!

I'm in, Prison ;_; for life

When I become a lawyer I want to defend a penguin.
Just so I can say the words “Your Honor, clearly my client is not a flight risk.”

Aryan ninja jesus saves the world from the uchiha kikes, fucks mutant alien bitch and his son still has aryan blonde hair blue eyes because ultra aryan genes that defy physics

dont tell me Naruto isn’t fucking redpilled as fuck

>>230
And you can still access 4-ch? Must be a finnish prison. That's by far the best country to be a babyraper hunny.

>>234
You can access 4-ch on a pregnancy test with a hanger antennae

nyazi germany's long-term plans were fascinyating
say, total exterminyation of poles, an extensive system of state slavery, and other such fun stuff
i really wonder how the nyazi state would look like if it had been allowed to exist for a few more decades

The more I think of it, the more I am stunned by this man's subtle approach but visceral efficiency

He could say "Excuse me, I'd be more comfortable with 2 meters distance"

But instead he says "Fuck off"

It's short, unambiguous, and you don't need to know the metric system

Official Lyrics: "DOONANADEEDEE BBABBABOOHEEHEE"

to be fair every child has a phase where they want their parents deported, most just grow out of it

One moment your crazy uncle is raving about BLM, the next moment he is not. His soul has departed.

Those were the days some good memories of working in the dairy.We worked hard and played hard xx

Us Latinos are religious and tribal fanatics, its in our DNA and I dont really know how else to explain it to you.

If i had a dollar for every Promoted tweet that's just crypto people begging Elon Musk senpai to notice them i could afford to terraform Mars my fucking self

::NOTE::
can your reviews please be relevant to the flash rather than your opinions on the sonic franchise in general? thank you! I couldn't care less about how much you fapped over tails when you were little. try and tell me how I can improve on my animation.

I didn’t mean to call you a progressive libtard. That was uncalled for. Also do you play hearthstone

every time i see someone go "wow why do GIRLS like NTR so much" and then i go read any NTR thing and it's literally just 20 straight pages of a girl getting mind-bendingly good dick

im going to doxx joe biden right now

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.. Washington, DC 20500

she's as crazy as a hat full of assholes

HOPEFULLY final version

Touhou characters who had sex according to mythology and other stuff

Researching this has given me pyschological scars beyond comprehension

You are welcome, I will elaborate if you have questions

>>250

>Eiki Shiki

No...

Broke: Football

Woke: Fitba

>>251
Are you displeased by her name being rendered in that fashion, the objective reality that she is no pure innocent virgin, or both?

>the magic of Europe that Walt Disney fell in love with once upon a time.

Tf you're talking about Walt Disney was a huge weeb

boomers/shillbots on Twitter posting transformation fetish stuff about "horse paste" as if having a long dick, enjoying oats, and running naked in the fields without a care in the world isn't the end game

>>250
Mine isn't there, nice!

vc: hung

i do not wish to be horny anymore.. i just want to be happy

DQNQUALITY LIVES ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUMBLR BLOG OF ALL TIME

Man, you sound like the type of person that would bitch if they hung you with a new rope lol

“Gay” used to mean happy so the antidepressants make him gay I guess I’m not sure about the rest though

So no one is gona talk about big ,,GAY!" at the license plate?

Blah blah blah FFF discrimination accusations are we forgetting like a week ago there was somebody trying to hire a fucking HITMAN on one of her coworkers

£5k for sectarianism? Might go on a spree at my annual bonus time.

We should start our own antifa but for eating expired food

> To Plato's definition of a man as an animal, bipedal and featherless, Diogenes plucked a chicken and declared, "Here is Plato's man."

Imagine being owned so hard people talk about it thousands of years later

I want Lyra to feed me chewed spider like a mother bird.

Who the fuck is playing an online game and thinking "I wish I could masturbate to some of these soldiers. Why don't they put on some makeup?" I see that soldier and think "Oh, a Korean soldier". Why are these fuckers complaining she isn't pretty enough. She's a soldier. She's looking to kill with her gun, not her looks. No one goes into battle hoping to get laid.

** If you accidentally ingest raw taro stems, drink cranberry juice to counter toxins **

>>267

>Who the fuck is playing an online game and thinking "I wish I could masturbate to some of these soldiers.

me

I know that’s you sonicbro2000

Guys don’t even bother responding to this question this is just posted anonymously by sonicbro2000 who constantly trolls debating for child pornography and child sex. He’s a troll there’s nothing more that needs to be said about this and there’s nothing more that should be posted here. Opinion closed. Thank you

jesus christ (the lamb of god the king of kings the holy redeemer the light of the world) loves me for skipping church and being a trans furry on welfare who smokes weed and pirates shit all day and gets cancelled on <SITE>, not in spite of it.

Necrophilia is literally a victimless crime, its akin to "raping" an inanimate object, and the punishment is fair. Calls for longer prison sentences are just an emotional reaction and could even be seen as bigoted

its really cool how we're all losing the last few years of our fleeting youths to an imaginary chink cold and international medical communism

Twitter is generally the outpouring of the things that everyone should keep locked up inside their head.

I never thought I would see fish pellet training being compared to the Holocaust.

Oh I forgot to add. I have been asked what I would feed big cats when I have my pond going. My reply has been that I would feed them small children. I would go on to explain how i would be doing the world a favor by reducing the population. Also how would be removing the problem of irresponsible parents and turning them back into irresponsible random people, so it sounds better. Oh how funny it is to see peoples reactions if you can say that to them with a straight face.

But yeah I don't buy the tuna cans that say "dolphin safe" I want a little dolphin in my sandwich.

Sent from my Nexus 4 using MonsterAquariaNetwork App

let's face it, we live in the crappy part of a crap galaxy. this solar system blows. Andromeda, now there's a galaxy worth living in.

More like Tardlympics. I'd rather look at normal girls who are athletic gymnasts with amazing bodies. I wonder if there are any retarded girls in the Paralympics with great bodies or who are sexy. They may be physically attractive but if you had kids with them the children would probably be tard babies.

Boyfriend is sitting by his computer eating sausage with Wikipedia opened to the page "sausage"

Too bad I don't give a fuck. The last thing on my mind with de fi is the impact it'll have on the environment. I invest and mine ETH because I long for economic collapse of the west and want to buffer myself from complete financial ruin. If the powers that be didn't want us to pollute to survive they should have lead by example. Get fucked. See you on the moon.

Regarding allegations made in the book that the 'humming' noise at Paignton Zoo, Devon, UK is essentially an example of "mass hysteria" etc. This is not factually correct. We have irrefutable evidence from acoustic experts, affiliated to the Institute of Acoustics (IOA) a scientific body that deals with all aspects of noise, that a tonal infrasound low frequency noise has been scientifically determined and is emanating from the zoo premises and in the area of where the giraffes reside. False claims were made by local media, that giraffes were causing the 'humming', drone however the authors here, fail to mention a commercial space heating ventilation plant is also sited there, in which several of the acoustic experts have determined, is the cause of the ILFN nuisance/disturbance. Company technicians whom sold the plant to the zoo, advised them that it emits LFN and suggested ways to abate but zoo staff disingenuously declined this, claiming it was switched off instead. I am writing a book, in relation to this specific case, because there also appears to be evidence, it is intentional, to force (persona non grata) residents to move away. We believe a local mafia, is using the ILFN nuisance as a kind of low noise weapon.

(`･ω･´) <-- Pedobear?

Does Faye sound like an early-2000s Hot Topic t shirt through the whole show?

“If you CHEESE DICKS don’t get your ASS FARTING BALLS in the FARTMOBILE right now, i’m gonna SHIT in your FUCKFACE”

Jet: “Damn, who fart in her ass???”

>“Damn, who fart in her ass???”

That gave me a boner

moooom can i sleep in ur bed? i cummed mine

Defending censorship to own le incels

Fish can seem mindful of which individuals have watched them in the past. In an experiment with Siamese fighting fish, two males were made to fight each other while being watched by a female, whom the males could also see. The winner and the loser of the fight were then, separately, given a choice between spending time next to the watching female or to a new female. The winner courted both females equally, but the loser spent more time next to the new female, avoiding the watcher female. In this species, females prefer males they have seen win a fight over males they have seen losing, and it therefore makes sense for a male to prefer a female that has never seen him as opposed to a female that has seen him lose.

"Man who lives his entire life on an archipelago has strong opinions about the strength of sea power."

The lobotomy has a 100% chance of happening because he fears it. We live in a nightmare world where we unconsciously lust after and inflict our worst fears upon ourselves. He may even grasp the swab and lobotomize himself to satisfy his own death drive.

I can be a giant monster vampire with a chestbuster for a dick and have like 40 copies of Joji saying "Gibe da pussi b0ss" stacked on top of eachother every time I start to walk. What do I get in zuckerville? A shitty bitmoji and nikes I can buy?

I listen to lolicore to disassociate from the random shitty purchases I make in video games

I have many regrets in my life. I'm not gonna claim that I've never made mistakes. But there's one thing of which I am proud, one principle I've never wavered.

I have never even tried League of Legends.

This module doesn't work.
1) Bug: It doesn't save the settings.
2) Unexpected behavior: It just issued the query "dad porn video" with the basic settings. Many queries have no sense.

Rapid señorafication

[2021-12-22 19:43:02] butter baby: nooo!
[2021-12-22 19:43:09] butter baby: a butter baby wouldn't eat another butter baby!

an update added an "abridged" script that cuts out 90% of the dialogue. this is universally agreed to be an improvement.

Korean & Japanese conflict = East Asian Old Firm???

WTF is the Galactic Federation? I'm reading some usenet forums the alt.paranet boards, especially the paranormal and ufo boards. They keep making references to some disclosure of a Galactic Federation that's coming here to wipe mankind off the face of the Earth 5 months from now.

WTF is it and where is this coming from?

Wait, it was a suicide bombing??

There really is no limit to what white people will appropriate

Can we talk about how the ghost of Christmas present dies every year. Like his poor mother. Gives birth 2021 times at this point and loses a child yearly. Grim.

It's always great to meet not only another voraraphile but also a fellow cropophile. ^ ^ I hope to be seein' you around, dude!

私にはパニック障害という病気が若い時からありますが、最近、翻然とこれについて理解したのです。

（ただし、私自身についてのことだけです）

私は、

「病気になってしまった」

のではなく、

「私は病気にならなくてはいけなかった」

のです。

だから病気になった。

それだけのことだったんです。

これは、さきほど書いた In Deep の記事の中村天風の言葉でわかったということは正直に書かなければならないですが、「私という人間がパニック障害という”恐怖”を伴う病気にならなくてはいけなかった」という、その理由なのですが・・・。

私がパニック障害になったのは 21歳の時でした。

しかし、実は、私は小さな頃から、それこそ記憶が始まる３歳とかの頃から、

「根源的な恐怖」

を持っていた人間でした。
今でも思い出します。
意味のないことに脅える幼児だったんです。

「根源的」というのは、「理由のない恐怖」です。

つまり、生まれついてから「意味のわからない恐怖を持っている」ということです。

これをスピリチュアル系の方々などに言わせれば、前世とか、因果律とか、いろいろな言葉も出て来るのかもしれないですし、医学ならまた何かの定義があるかもしれないですが、理由や定義はどうでもいいのです。

とにかくそれがある。

根源的な恐怖を持ちながら、子ども時代を過ごし、老年期に入る現在に至っている。

そして、中村天風はこのように述べています。

心の安定を失うことの中で、一番戒むべきものは恐怖観念である。そもこの恐怖なるものこそは、価値なき消極的の考え方で描いているシミだらけな醜い一つの絵のようなものだ。

つまり、「恐怖という概念は問答無用に悪である」ということです。

上の天風の言葉で、ふとさとりました。

「オレの恐怖は外に露出させなければいけなかったんだ」

ということをです。

「じゃないと、悪と対峙できない」

いろいろと理由はあるにしても、自分が神経症やパニック障害になった根本的な理由は、自分の中に「根源的な恐怖がある」からだとは思います。

そして、理由や因果はわからないけれども、その「根源的な恐怖」は生まれた時からずっと私の中にあった。

私がパニック障害などにならず、穏便なメンタルライフを過ごしていたとしましょう。

その場合は、人生として最悪である、

「私は私の中の根源的な恐怖と現実として向きあうことがなかった」

という状態のまま曖昧な人生を送るだけだったと思われます。

パニック障害になったからこそ、その「悪魔」である根源的な恐怖が「実際の姿となって自分の前に現れた」のです。つまり、自分が障害を持ったということは「自分の中の根源的な恐怖と対峙させてくれた」という意味では、大変に重要な出来事だったわけです。

それを私は、二十代の時からベンゾジアゼピン系の薬とお酒で、悪魔の正体を隠し続けていた。

せっかく何者かが悪魔を出現させてくれたのに、その機会を生かさなかった。

でも、今やっとわかります。

根源的な恐怖、すなわち自分が生まれた時から持ち続けた「自分の中の悪魔」と対決できる時が来ているのかもしれないと。

まあ、恐怖は 50年以上続いているわけです。

This has re-ignite my passion on learning how to become a chair.

Alt history fans try not to fall in love with Nazi Germany challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

In 2007, Kainat Soomro a 13-year-old was kidnapped at gunpoint and gang raped. Her family faced widespread condemnation for refusing to "honor" kill their daughter and faced several attacks which resulted in the death of her brother. Her rapists were all acquitted and she was put under trial for premarital sex which is a crime under Islamic law.

Construction materials: Asbestos, Vinyl Siding

The supply chain wants to be the sole supplier of puss. To a population mindfucked by milf-porn , titillated by cuck-fantasies, muzzled with masks, addled with vaxx.

Apparently it works on soy-cucks like zuck.
It's one thing to manufacture data for consent, and extrapolate to fantasyland, another to actually see the world with wide-eyed wonder.

This is pathetic roasted in irony skillet.

　嫌韓発言が多い私ですが、毎日韓国製スマホ使ってます(-_-)。

I high school I knew a guy who wanted to fuck the chicken from FNAF. He tried to get us to pitch in money so he could buy a 3D printer and print the chicken to fuck it. Last I heard he was animating zelda porn.

since females are the sex that gives birth and males are the sex that kills, are ftms the master race for possessing the dual powers of both taking and creating life? (ignoring the being manlets in this analysis)

生词：吸屌好手
笑死

I once had spicy pizza with Gazza and my lips were on fire and he wasn't fazed in the slightest, what a legend.

basically trannies are like furries except instead of animals it's women

I disagree that the only use case is speculation. There's also money laundering.

Sky Sports: "Apologies for the bad language there, we're so sorry about that"
Dutch TV: "HAHAHAHAH"

In January 2017, U.K. sports broadcaster Sky Sports inadvertently reported that Aberdeen had signed a Turkish footballer called "Yerdas Selzavon" (phonetically "your da (father) sells Avon", a reference to the direct-selling cosmetics company) after falling for a gag name on a fake Twitter account.

A lot of the big black cocks posted around are from gay men if you actually reverse search so yeah I dont think they're interested in taking your girl

>>315
https://youtu.be/Mm1XcNxrUU0

>>318 Hehe, busted!

ooh I had so much salt and now my head hurts ohhh can you suck me so good you rip the kidney stones out and tear my urethra like a Chinese bitch's pussy giving birth to her (to be) corn fed 13lb hapa baby

ஈதமஉஉரஈமஈநஊரபஉயஈஊரஉஊஉஈர

the new timeline for Megalovania is now
2008- Composed for the Earthbound Halloween Hack
2011- Used in Homestuck
2015- Used in Undertale
2019- Used in Super Smash Bros Ultimate
2020- Megalovania is played in a live orchestra
2021- Megalovania is in the Pope's General Audience

For example, our current understanding of physics has yet to explain why yo mama so fat

Based and pinkpilled. Gensokyo is for women only.

I rode an elephant once and it took a shit while I was riding it and I thought the pressure of my weight on it made it do that so I felt fat and starved myself for two days.

LMFAO. Thanks, I'll swipe some reserve notes through my ass crack and send them into Jerome promptly.

Nobunaga actually committed seppuku at Honnoji temple because Akechi Mitsuhide opened a time portal and showed him all the genderbent anime versions of him.

One of the is impersonating my cat. Another is pretending to be the fence behind my house.

All physicians will be required to perform a certain number of abortions per year except those with a religious objection, who will have to perform twice that number.

Girls from the age of five to women aged eighty have been assaulted and sexually mutilated. Others were raped and their families forced to watch. By 2008 the United Nations (UN) had estimated that up to 200,000 females had suffered from some form of sexual violence. The brutality of the rapes have caused long-term health, social, familial, and psychological problems. There have been reports of infants aged one being raped, as well as women in their nineties.

Human Rights Watch described the extraordinary brutality of the DRC rapes – girls as young as five and women as old as eighty were reportedly shot in the vagina or mutilated with knives and razor blades

Well...uhh...the residue from the farts leaves bacteria that causes irritation on the skin thus causing it to itch. ...

So when a girl scratches her butt, you know she either doesn't wipe too well or she has recently farted....

Just random information....

I haven’t finished it because it was too depressing, but the only implausible bit was that the American public would never tolerate that sort of behavior from a female president.

Me, neither; and BECAUSE Amethyst is my FAVORITE Character; and Pizza Steve was the UG Character I DESPISED The Most; It was EXTREMELY Cathartic and VERY Satisfying to see Pizza Steve end up being eaten by Amethyst!!

LEARN JAPANESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right..........................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?..............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...................WaoSo Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile.........Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great...................................Fa Kin Su Pah

>>336 but this is chinese?

one downside to basing most of your cultural education on webcomis is not knowing whether ventriloquism dolls are, in fact, an extremely "white" thing

touhou is so fun and cute, i wish women were real

I came here after receiving a 12 hour suspension for saying that if it was in person I would soundly thrash them. It is addicting because no matter what argument you present they just insult you and form a mob around you to call you all kinds of mean things. They all act like the same entity. It is like an amorphous blob of matter surrounding you and hurling out "you're not an expert". They all use the crying laugh face emoji. They all have weird codes in their descriptions/names like he/her with random assortments of colors and shapes. I believe that Twitter is creating a new form of human cognition.-

Is the joke that the coworker is being cucked by her golden retriever

shoe over the rainbow

The illustrations on the banknotes show generic examples of architectural styles such as renaissance and baroque rather than real bridges from a particular member state, which could have aroused envy among other countries. "The European Bank didn't want to use real bridges so I thought it would be funny to claim the bridges and make them real," Stam told Dezeen.

Network Engineer here. For most home internet providers if your modem is offline for some time they will give your IP to someone else and give you a new one when you get back.
For business however, your IP is static and does not change.
Also the time your modem has to be down for varies, some providers wait just 30 minutes, others a week.

—some tard commenting on a YouTube video: http://archive.today/2022.01.12-230808/https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=zC1vlLMoc0s - DarkViperAU upload

How come western vtubers and VAs like nyanners are not considered cultural appropiation?

no I have Pretentious Installation Art Aversion Syndrome (PIAAS, colloquially known as "Based Disease"), please respect my diagnosis, it makes it very difficult to navigate the art world

>>345
The first (and best) vtuber was Max Headroom, a filthy gaijin in all regards, so it's the other way around

Vader, almost a demi-god when it comes to Raw Killing Power and endless swordsmanship skill, gets his hand whacked off by a goober who just picked up a lightsaber a couple years earlier.

We did that at school (learn the poem, not get shagged by a swan)

Knoedie 1 year ago
What a sick perverted video. That is no way to treat a lady.
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There are plenty of us ladies who want to be treated this way.
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@LarryWebsite aka Larry Snacks aka Larry Sweets

Since NiggerCoins could not be reliably traded without double-spending, a system was introduced which allowed double-spending. This caused the value of the coins to contantly decrease, which was also an effective way to combat the issue of there being no fixed supply. This also removed the need for a blockchain, and avoided any possibility of a 51% attack, which quickly lead to the contruction of NGR as we know it today (NGRv2).

A key difference is that in The Expanse we actually see Epstein kill himself

I’m just not sure we should be letting tourists from terrorist havens like England into the country.

One time this happened to me except the airbnb guy stole my identity to get back at me and forged some paperwork and put my grandma in a home even though my grandma easily has at least 2 good years left in her

cannot wrap my head around how after decades of rapidly accelerating technological advancement techbros chose to invent money laundering apes and cars that murder people instead of actually cool and practical things, like a fully functional duel disk

Chances of being porn a penguin. Hmmmmm.....

I dunno. 7?

私の作品はたとえ公式と誤認を招いたり、私や私の作品のイメージを著しく損わせたり、反社会的な表現や特定の思想・信条又は宗教的・政治的表現を含んだり、第三者の名誉や品位を傷つけたり権利を侵害するような使い方をしても構いませんので何か使いたい時は勝手に使用してください。

Then we get into the most vocal fry show on the internet, Red Scare. These two dirtbag lefties are extremely popular. It's amazing how much money you can make telling millennials that communism is awesome.

Imagine being the nurse when a woman asks you to bring her the stillborn and photograph her while she poses with it. You uncomfortably snap a few photos, swap the camera for the infant corpse, and watch while she thumbs through them for the most piteous expression that still makes her look cute. She posts it on instagram and starts scrolling for replies. While she is distracted with her catharsis, you slip out with the corpse.

i think japanese here are interested if the transmission plays weeb song lmoa

I assure you that Tulkas looks exactly like one of those huge fat Maori dudes who do furniture removals, the ones that can carry a fridge under either arm while chatting about how nice the weather is.

In the video, Žižek talks about the connection between objects and ideology using, as examples, the different types of toilets he encountered while traveling through Europe.

January 26th, 2005
Went to work today.
Took a shit in the boss' file cabinet.
It had remnants of last night's chili.
Red clumps of bean.
Kinda runny, but felt great.

January 27th, 2005
I fucked my fist today.
Dad told me it would be like this.
It was hard pushing my dick in after rigormortis set in.

January 28th, 2005
Dad visited today.
He was my second.

January 29th, 2005
Took a shit in the toilet today.
It hurt a bit, looked like rocky road ice cream.
Noticed a wet hand print on the mirror.

January 30th, 2005
Mom visited today.
She's having sex with dad.
I caved her head in with a hammer.
Dad's beginning to stink.

February 1st, 2005
Ate Dad for lunch.
Mom was dinner.
Took another shit in the toilet.
Another handprint on the mirror.
January 26th, 2005
Went to work today.
Took a shit in the boss' file cabinet.
It had remnants of last night's chilli.
Red clumps of bean.
Kinda runny, but felt great.

January 27th, 2005
I fucked my fist today.
Dad told me it would be like this.
It was hard pushing my dick in after rigormortis set in.

January 28th, 2005
Dad visited today.
He was my second.

January 29th, 2005
Took a shit in the toilet today.
It hurt a bit, looked like rocky road ice cream.
Noticed a wet hand print on the mirror.

January 30th, 2005
Mom visited today.
She's having sex with dad.
I caved her head in with a hammer.
Dad's beginning to stink.

February 1st, 2005
Ate Dad for lunch.
Mom was dinner.
Took another shit in the toilet.

February 2nd
Fuck that toilet...it's scaring me now.
The hand prints are annoying.
Shitting hurts more now.

February 3rd
A man came out the shower and hit me with my own hammer.
He wanted to hold hands.
I wouldn't because they where too wet.

February 4th
The apartment it starting to stink.
I'm hungry.
Hope the neighbors don't notice.
Tried ejaculating into the ice cube tray.

February 5th
Shot pool with some guys after work.
Got home and played Monopoly with what was left of Mom.
No hand print.

February 6th, 2005
Didn't go to work today, felt sick.
Could be the smell of Mom and Dad.
Might also be because I never flush the toilet.
The wet hand print was on my computer screen

February 7th
Made breakfast out of what was in the toilet.
Looked like old milk, bacon and Pepsi.
Tasted like Sarah from work.

February 8th
Sarah came over today.
She didn't stay long.
Kept complaining about a strange smell.
I think she's fucking wet hand man.

February 9th, 2005
Kidnapped and raped Sarah from work.
Wet hand man watched.

February 10th, 2005
Nothing important happened today.

February 11th, 2005
Again, uneventful.

February 12th, 2005
Work called.
Asked why I haven't been coming in.
I told them I'm coming in all the time, they just don't see me.

February 13th
Put Sarah in the closet.
Wet hand man has begun reading me stories.
He likes to sleep under the bed now.

February 14th
Sarah watched me fuck Mom and Dad.
Haven't shit in a few days.
Bought some Febreeze.
Toilet smells better now.

February 15th, 2005
Mom pointed out that I left out the year on my last two entries.
Wet hand man didn't read me a story.

February 16th, 2005
Sarah is starting to like the closet.
Wet hand man read "The big bad wolf".

February 17th, 2005
Wet hand man and I went to Home Depot today.
Only thing interesting there was an old lady wearing tight spandex pants.
Her camel toe looked like it had 3 humps.
3 humps.
3.

January 18th, 2005
Found a poem outside my apartment door today:

"Daddy, daddy where did you go?
Inside of me so evil will grow.
Mommy, mommy where are you?
Inside of me, now there are two.

Little box, little box
At the edge of my bed
Little box, little box
Keeper of my mommy's head

Little man, little man
Hiding under the bed
Little man, little man
Keeper of my daddy's head

Nobody is in the closet you say?
The little boy wants to play
Nobody is in the closet you say?
Mommy, daddy, can I play?"

cocaine: more widely accepted as currency than any crypto scam. also way more likely to help you make friends

was peeking into some switch game with disassembler.
Found Android's Stagefright library inside O_o

Personality-wise, she seems to be level-headed and mature. Some might call that bland, but I call it Hag Love.

For someone who says, and I quote, "black ppl aren’t looking to call everybody racist," you sure do bring up white supremacy an awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwful lot.
I am a student of history. White supremacy is as American as apple pie or… football. We’re even seeing it here.

Don’t take it personally, Just be upfront. If you think progressives, white or black, cry wolf about racism then say that.

Because when you do it can be called out as a fallacious tactic which it is. Has nothing to do with what’s at hand.

Pats are the most racist team? Curious on this take besides the tired as hell Boston is the most racist place in the world stuff.
I wouldn’t say it’s tired actually.

It’s still a problem. There are several current accounts of folks saying bostons racist.

They hide behind the immigrant stuff, the John Kerry stuff, the colleges, their juxtaposition against the south in general.

That’s why it’s such an enigma. It’s not tired at all.

In fact, European immigrants were some of the most racist towards blacks because socioeconomically, psychologically… they needed someone under them and a common enemy/scapegoat. They could put their respective differences aside and say “at least I ain’t no _, this is my job/neighborhood/school, not yours”.

They wasted what could’ve been a political alliance against white supremacy for the sake of passing. Look at the Cubans in Florida today.

Cornell west points out “**** whatever you were. You’re off the boat - you’re white now”. That was the olive branch handed to Irish/eastern euro/fair skinned Latino folk from the ruling white elite.

You wanna roll your eyes at that scene in GF2 when the Senator looks down on Italians like ok boo hoo dude.

In the south replace that immigrant/poor while demographic with poor descendants of English ppl (in the Midwest you got Germanic ppl), paddy rollers, overseers who couldn’t afford to own land and slaves… you New Englanders tend to look down on them as rednecks but it’s all the same from the AA perspective.

If anything blue state, neoliberal racism has become more sinister and less dealt with in the post-trump era because they can have a black sheep to poke fun at but then vote against voting rights, or generally speaking the antebellum constructs that prevent blacks (and poor whit ppl) from reforming society.

It’s a family business…

This anime is literally perfect in the sense that everyone can watch it. It's almost like Spongebob, just pure fun.

His sister is sleeping on top of him

a post-apocalyptic novel where the main tribe of surviving humans lives in fear of the "refundians" a mysterious hostile human tribe. No one remembers the origin of the refundians or their name, all that is known is that they were once part of the main tribe, but abandoned it and renounced the True Faith. As the book progresses, the MC (a spunky teenage girl with two hunky love interests; one is her best friend from childhood, who adores her and is really hot; the other is mysterious and brooding and even hotter), discovers the origin of the refundians and the war that brought about the end of civilization, spearheaded by the Star Citizens of Cloud Imperium and their killer Squadron 42

In the end, its revealed the MC's tribe is the one who summoned the Star Citizens (who are the true deities of the True Faith) after decades of devotion, and they are actually trying to do it again (the MC was actually raised with that belief and has held it most her life). The refundians are merely trying to stop them. Now the MC must choose between the tribe she calls home and the one doing the right thing. To make matters worse, one of the love interests sides with the refundians and the other, with the main tribe (the Beckers)

1989/10/05 — yip >;r:; program to start ... This fall,—we-can-help-yo.ur-provide up to 12 additional hours ... samples of Meaty Bone dog biscuits.

Hahaha

Yeah, not bad. This is strange though. The important thing is is that that doughnut will be chewed, digested, etc, and then craped out and flushed. Funny. Happy Channukah to you too.

it’s a cartoon starring a talking kitchen sponge who is allegedly a white passing black man and yall drawing the line at a krab with a k (very kardashian teas) having a biological whale dorter????

>>373

>is allegedly a white passing black man

thats a new one

/wikhwema was “not very bright”. Silberbauer described him as a vain and inflexible man, prone to petulant outbursts, whose opinions were often wrong. He was apparently considered something of a standing joke within the band. Unsurprisingly, his wife N!anoag//ei was described as a morose and chronically dissatisfied woman, and one day she left /wikhwema for his best friend, a recently widowed man named /amg//ao.

/amg//ao was well-regarded within the band. He was “a virtuoso dancer, a consistently successful hunter and was rumoured to be a bit of a demon as a lover.”

/amg//ao was also a dwarf.

/wikhwema mourned the loss of his wife and best friend for over a year, and many in the band considered him quite the nuisance, including his daughter and mother-in-law, who still lived in the band. Every time /wikhwema was despondent or threw a tantrum, the rest of the band would convene to discuss the problem. Eventually, word got around to where N!anoag//ei and /amg//ao were living, and intervening parties tried to convince her to return to /wikhwema, but she wouldn’t budge.

Is it weird if I'm okay with the moon being a TERF? In Sandman, gods are petty, fallible, and most of the time just plain wrong.

[2022-02-08 16:12:13] killsushi: I had a dream the other night that 12 year old tokiko had been kidnapped by fat gingers and I was on a quest to retrieve him from their van, but then they broke my fingers after I refused to be their getaway driver so I jumped up and flew away while everyone clapped

i don't know what's worse:

• that it was Fox that bought the Gumby franchise
• that they're gonna make Gumby NFTs
• or that they announced the deal in goDDAMN COMIC SANS THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL https://t.co/E1R37T722N

I think we are all dying before our times. I think we were meant to live much longer, which is why we
develop mentally so slowly. We are a species with a very long adolescence, and we never get out of it
because we die too young.

my otaku gf buyed and readed hxh first volume, then told me it was pretty cute. i showed her this

Help me! I'm an artist. I'm in trouble. I discovered a Cannibalism Restaurant here in Brazil. Now, there's an agency of espionage torturing me. My parents were kidnapped.
Can you save me? Please, I'm suffering.

I’m going with my wife and two daughters for cover.

You will easily recognize me as I’m overweight, have a beard and glasses and I talk in this over-enunciated and enthusiastic voice when it comes to games, Star Wars or Rick and Morty.

on the surface it seems like he is just saying "have an amico day", but pete is speaking in codes to devotees of a fanatical cult named Amico Dei.

he ritualistically chants the phrase as a closing to almost all of his videos, sometimes even intoning it with a seemingly cheery melody. however, the truth appears to be much darker. the use of a homophone, day, obscures the sinister reality that he wants you to have, ie experience, an Amico Dei.

ODB Peat is encouraging you to experience a life of total service and devotion to amico, including:

• self-flagellation via playing amico

• Definitely Voluntary celibacy

• giving all your money to amico

• only communicating to family/friends thru amico

• participating in aggressive shilling

the last one is the most obvious, as the others are concealed by the secretive nature of the cult. their inner machinations are hidden to all but the most connected individuals, put another way, those with "all access".

madness and pain await the brave soul who attempts to pierce Amico Dei's veil of lies and deception, as any attempt to expose them w/ reason is seen as a "sign of contradiction". ie, attempts at challenging them are seen as a vindication of the sect's views and evidence to support their continued zealotry. a brutal loop that can leave any logical human suffering from extreme incurable amiconesia, where you forget about anything not amico related, unspeakably tragic.

tread carefully, just because their views are baffling and incoherent doesn't mean they aren't a threat to the public. they are willing to sacrifice anything, their family, friends, wealth, & dignity for the amico. warn your communities about this vicious sect.

and most importantly, under no circumstance should you "have an amico day/Amico Dei".

I mean, I married my best friend on Mabinogi in the dark ages and we aren't fucking each other.

Well, maybe we are... but I must be sleeping through it.

おっぱい触らせて。 - シンジ (男性)

2022/02/11 (Fri) 13:07:34

どこか商業施設の人の来ないところで、
おっぱい触らせて？

If you put it like that, I guess I'd rather be a manchild than a zoomer

Im sick of redditors telling me we live in a dystopia

is this undertale reffrance

Hello! Any interest in Twink Fattening?

my ex gf injected into my ear for her male friends who do hear and see everything from me. and this year 2021 i just learned that these agents or contractor tapped into the signal also.there are alot of people like me all over the united states so what someone did is station a group of agenents or contractors inside a PD building and the watch us preventing us getting help. they have been intercepting and impersonationg people i try to call they dress up as PD butnot PD the are not officer but the have meet me face to face and try to make me look like a mental person, it is a psycologicl tactic they they all like to use they input false info. of me in system of me. i was married 13yr 2 kid now 25 24. i work for post office 9yrs this has happen to me 2015 became aware.

These headphones are incredible. NFTs sound fuller, warmer, more alive.

I can hear the blockchain's quivering movements, whispering into the digital aether.

I have been at Kroger for 7 years. Iam not allowed to change positions. I have asked so many times. I am told I am to stupid to do another job. I am called the deli retard. I hate Kroger so much. I have young children . I can not find another job. I would rather be dead than work for Kroger. I have to feed my children.

At 2/20/05 07:27 PM, Deathsaw wrote:
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SHUT UP MY MOM SAYS IM COOL I LIKE THE BLACK POKEMON

People translating literal porn games where you rape underage girls have no right to arbitrate other peoples tastes imo. Only I do, as the person who plays those games.

Study: People Find Sex as Disgusting as Infectious Wounds

While not completely relevant to the timeline of events...

It was mentioned a few days ago that we know Xeviax is alive because he bought the Sex with Hitler game on Steam and it flagged up on the timeline. Assuming this wasn't a joke with image edit, etc, it shows he's still around and able to access the Internet.

The screenshot of when he bought the game doesn't have a date, but it's only been out since the 22nd Jan 2022.

EDIT EDIT:
Since everybody seems to love the picture so much here's the link. To the FULL picture!: http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/454947-The...

Fap happy.

EDIT:
PLEASE NO MOAR RAN RAN RUU

glitchtrauma June 12, 2021
referencing No Woman Allowed, 12", ROT 008

great record for two lads with rock hard boycocks to shag.
They should make a 'no queers allowed (homo boys room mix)'
for the 21st century people ashamed of nasty sex.
A gay club masterpiece, for sure. 5/5.

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Earthbound isn't just a game...it's more like a gift, from the Universe...much like how Cowboy Bebop was for anime....

I'm surprised there are still firm believers in "science" after the beating the non-mathematical sciences have taken in the last 5 years.
If I was a conspiratorial man they kinda remind of what some of you call an "op", shaming those who dont trust/question authority

fills my house with useless plastic crap instead of saving for the future
WHY CANT I SAVE FOR THE FUTURE

These self proclaimed leftists sure are happy to bootlick the government if they agree with then

I'm sick of it. I'm tired of being bullied into believing things I don't understand or yelled at for preferring one thing over the other.

I'm tired of second-guessing if I'm doing the right thing or being a good person all the time.

I used to be really, really susceptible to it in college but a few years ago I stopped. I took a break from all social media for a few months and started making decisions based on what made sense to me and what made me feel good.

Turns out, I didn't actually believe half the shit I thought I did, and I carried out a healthier lifestyle because I didn't have people in my ear telling me there's no point in trying to become better.

Twitter and Tiktok are ruled by a bunch of antisocial malcontents trying to make your life as miserable as theirs. Don't fall for it!

Go outside, talk to strangers, eat a healthy diet, get a run in, read books, trust experts, and don't forget how to be a person in the real world. Don't let freaks online take that away from you.

You didn’t have a childhood if you didn’t go over your friends’ house to take off your clothes and play gorilla tag

>>399
the FULL picture!: https://4-ch.net/img/src/1645388345400.jpg

>>407 getting some real iiChan vibes from this pic

Yeah yeah debunking Christian creationism seen it before
Have some balls and review the satanic verses or pick apart hadiths or talk about Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh. Stop being chickenshit about other religions

alexa, order more anal lube for buttsex in my ass
shipping speed same day

Does it fuck anyone up that fictional characters will never experience the modern stuff you do? Like Kujo Sara will never get to eat a mcnugget and it hurts me emotionally

I was in a tiny school. Think, 200 students, tops. We really didn't have the general cliches. Everybody commuted from at least 20 minutes away by bus, so no demographic was particularly skewed.

Highlights include:

Sophmore year, I, with two of my other friends nominate Foamy The Squirrel for Student Council president. For whatever reason I miss the election, but they actually made us re-run the whole thing because apparently the entire thing got derailed, and some stupid freshmen actually voted for the squirrel. That being said, most kids running for student government were huge pricks.

When my friends and I were doing all the techie work for the school musical we would get out of class to do shit. Due to working in a tiny room under the stairs, we got unintentionally high off of paint and glue fumes. After the play was over, we kept coming back to that room for lunch for about two months to throw our bags, eat food, etc. We got kicked out eventually. The administration didn't take kindly to us having our own private lunch room.

Other than that, we were deemed to be the most apathetic class in the history of the school. We literally drove off a "Philosophy Teacher" who'd do those combined classes with our history teacher. Meaning she'd randomly burst in, and spout various religious bullshit. We got tired of this after about two weeks, and then set out to prove that we know more about Christianity than she does. In the end she got accused of forcing dogma down our throats, and after that stopped interrupting our classes.

All in all, pretty uneventful, yet it was a fun experience in a demure and peaceful sort of way.

The NBC special Law & Order of Rittenhouse will turn him into 6'2 blond Dolph Lundgren type, quoting Heidegger, Carl Schmitt, and Evola. Event will be shown as black SUV with Kyle using gatling gun driveby on crowd doing circle drum dance. Nazi billionaire orchestrates...

JSYK, the pictured fanfics are actually in isiZulu, an African language, and mistagged as Chinuk Wawa. Only anout 4 fics in the Chinuk Wawa tag are actually in Chinuk Wawa, and none of them are for Game of Thrones.

I prefer pigs. They have spiral penises and 2 types of semen, with second being sticky and sealing the rest of the semen inside. This is really erotic.

Because there are a lot of sad and lonely people on this site, it's tough to find love in this world.

Find where putin live

Put missle up ass

I feel like the unnecessary deaths of many, many people is not even remotely comparable to an anime girl not streaming anymore

>>418
It was all her fault

not that many people are even dying, i don't buy the CIA glownigger lie that putin wants to level ukraine and massacre all the ukrainians. so the rushia thing is definitely worse than the russia thing.

>>420

>CIA glownigger

Everytime this is said it makes me sad, Terry deserved better

>>421
dont worry those people only reside on the sharty

If I am going to die fighting for my country, you can bet your biscuits I’ll do it wearing whatever I feel like wearing. Full makeup, pearl earrings, perfume. All out. Girl power 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

Hey there! Nice Unboxing!! So, what's is the Godfrey's Poster dimmension's? Thank's Bro, Praise the Sun!

Other similarities, according to Storr, include Jesus' faith in receiving a special revelation from God and a tendency to elitism

Coming soon to an internet near you: NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! President Bush has made it his duty to rid of world of the internet because of all the filth that little children can access. Pay no attention to the fact that at first none of the websites he shut down forced porn on anyone and that they made you have to state yourself as being 18 because he is the president, and what he says goes! Pay no attention to the fact that he got rid of drawings that hurt no one while not doing his job of stopping people in the real world who actually killed people. All hail George Bush, fucking up the world one step at a time.

Here's a tip to women: Getting married is a MUCH better financial move compared to OnlyFans.

Your husband will make, let's say 100K/year, and he's basically giving you his entire paycheck every month. Really. You get to spend his money. Wow!

After 40 years that's 4 million dollars. Free money. All you have to do is have sex with him, and maybe you even enjoy that! Plus, people will actually RESPECT you! Isn't that amazing?

Imagine being a sad Russian conscript in the Black Sea. Your ship has run out of fuel and supplies are low. You hear house music thumping in in distance. You squint towards the water only to see a flotilla of mega yachts filled with Gucci wearing Ukranians speeding towards you. The sun reflects off of their gaudy jewelry making them seem like shining golden gods. They begin poping bottles of Dom in-between volleys of deck mounted howitzer fire. There is only despair.

Lately I have asked myself the same question, why? Why do you want this so badly. Why do you think that he is the one. Why do you want to educate yourself. Why do you let your emotions rein over you like a tyrant? Why oh Why can you not answer you whys? I feel like a person being ripped apart. In every aspect of my life there is a dichotomy between my heart and mind. I feel like Attila has set up shop in my body and wont rest until I am torn from the inside out.

昔のＴＶて凄い

>Is this his wife?

Irrelevant. He is gentlemanly to every woman. His butt gets wet, a minor sacrifice that he is willing to make for her. His hat happens to stay dry, but that's only because he is keeping his head under the umbrella to make conversation. The hat, like Luka himself, is waterproof and eternal. That's what I've heard.

God has given you autism because you would be too powerful without it.

Let me be clear. I have NOTHING against the Russian leaders. My fight is against the Russian people.

okay sorry i just found out the lore that the 'transphobic discord server' is them having a channel for astolfo porn

All around us, from all sides, this entire democratic world community has finally come to its senses, thrown off its mask and pounced on us like the Nazis on the Jews.

Roses are lame
Love are fake
Marriage are basically funeral and cakes.

Greatness?

If you liked that, you'll love the awesome website Pissing On The Homeless: http://www.disflux.net/pissing /

Look at it this way: you have 3 drones you use offensively to see Clyde’s mom’s huge bush through a window while she is changing at her house.

Her husband knocks one down. You still want to see her naked so you send another drone out.

You keep one drone at home as defense. In case someone wants to peep your windows at your house.

Her husband knocks your second one down and kills it.

Now you can’t offensively peep through Clyde’s house, and you only have one drone for defense.

You would have to replenish the other two in order to continue your offensive AND remain defensive from attacks at your home.

A strong military is important to keep your homeland safe too so you need to backfill it. SU35s (their new 5th Gen fighter) are behind schedule, have engine problems, and not realistic to replace when an older aircraft goes down. They need that budget for the SU35 but they can USE it in this war. It’s too expensive to lose

Naomi Osaka talking about melanin and refusing to speak in Japanese will bring world peace

stop talking like you're a supervillain lmao, you're a jew posting tranny porn on an estonian cotton farming forum.

I feel bad for Dragon Maid fans tbh, they just wanna enjoy their garbage in peace and they get discourse every 5 seconds from Twitter from every direction because of lame fans.

Admitting to being a Dragon Maid fan is probably more embarassing than being a furry at this point

>>441 What kind of discourse? I can just imagine the kind of schmucks on Twitter having serious debates about a cartoon

Goddammit now im hooked on this shit. What does it
mean when a 50 year old man gets hooked on
lolicore? Im confused by anime but love AMENS!!!!
BREAKS!! and BASS!! 14 min in OMG!! 33 min in shed
a tear 3 38min in bandcamp budget maxed for
month and next 60 min in pure disco vibes time to
start drinking )I wish i could like each track
individually some one make that shit happen I
demand it. (fe 1hr 27min I hope mothtek is related to
GODZILLA i love god zilla 140min oh shit....
yesyesyeysyeysyeysyeysyyes158 min wtf i didnt thnk
this was possible hold up its the contrast! 2hr in i
get it now 2hr7min FUCK YEAH 2HR13 FUYUUUUUCK
2 2HR18MIN MAKE ME HAPPY
ALCHOL MAKE ME SHOUT OMG WHY CAQNT LIFE
MALE M3ETHIS FUKING HAPPY?!!
SHHHHHHHH.2HR23 IS COMMING
STAdby stand by stand by stand by st and by
2hr26min worth th wait...loli in the earlt 2k what does
that mean? LOL its all agriculture 2hr35min fun fun fun
fun isnt that ghat its supposed to be…nd then stab
atab stab YESSSSSSSS2HR38MIN EVERYONE CAN
go fuckthemselves DRUNK2hr44min makes me wnat
to learn how to twerkohhh bully brigade is funwhat
does napkinterrorizermea n\HAVNT HAD THIS MUCH
FUN SINCE THE BROWN NOISE MEGAMIXC THANKS 11111113HR3 HOPLY SHIT!!!

>>441
Twitterites claim that it sexualizes minors and promotes pedophilia. There is not much 'debate' going on, just people telling about Riko and Shota's ages.

>>444
That's about what I expected from Twitter, but I get what >>441 is saying aside from Twitter's crusade against lolishota, even in places where lolishota isn't disliked maiddragon kind of has a stigma around it with the "ironic weeb" thing although Ilulu's gigantic titties kind of made it a little more liked.

Although the person who wrote this sounds like a self-hating furry

It's simple, they can't say something like "I want to fuck a hot teen" on a platform as anal as twitter, so they do sneaky things like "this specific anime is for pedos don't watch it its for pedos ew ew ew I didn't watch it yet I know enough about it to know that it's for pedos anyone knows what over animes I should never ever watch because I'm so scared of pedo shit bros help beware don't ever watch this list of those 20 animes that are disgustingly pedo I didn't get hard in the slightest please like and subscribe to the fellow not pedo guys fuck pedos"..

My girl started watching One Piece on her own time ❤️! As an anime weeb this not only excites me but broke my heart to pull her from watching the current Wano arc. And since I’m caught up on the manga I couldn’t allow her to eventually learn things I waited so long to find out 😄

I've grown significantly more radicalized (in Minecraft) since I first started watching chuubas in 2020, though.

The saying is “Let he who is without sin cast the FIRST stone”. After that, anybody can cast stones, it’s a free for all

My daughter is an non-verbal autistic and it is really hard for me to find things that she really enjoys... I stumbled upon ur five nights at Freddy's videos and when the jump scares happened she has never laughed so hard... Ur videos and crazy random noises u make gives us something we both can really enjoy together.. Thank u so much for everything u do cause u have brought more happiness in our lives... I cannot thank u enough for these special moments u have given me with my daughter... So again thank u so much and please never stop doing what you love

Much love❤️,
Cassandra (Reoloky) and my daughter Bailee

"Hyperborean tummy-pilled Aryan breeding pens. German women literally made for big finnish dick, think about it! Faustian homo-eroticism must be countered by big cummies in tradwives"

"Please Himmler, I need more artillery shells, my frontline is collapsing"

was jojo making a touhou reference?

When it's hard, you can get well by seeing the picture of "Gregor Samsa, who is a positive insect and is full of energy to go to work" that Google put out in commemoration of Kafka's birth.

I know the thread is mostly female focused, but take a bisexual male’s word for it when I say that there are a lot of very talented male stuffers out there. In fact, outside of some Nikocado-tier travesties, male stuffers seem to not suffer from the same problems as a lot of 3D female stuffers that we often complain about. The male stuffers seem more willing to push their capacity on average. Which is a real shame, since girls who can out-eat guys are the hottest shit imaginable.

“I’m not lovin’ it” … says Ronald on a remote Russian hillside. Rain pouring down, he takes one last puff of a french fry before extinguishing it, then grips his sniper rifle.

发点殴打妇女，暴力对待妇女的视频，
捉奸，捉贼，

kinda funny how "canon" only matters when I give a character some melanin and not when I give these touhou washboards some massive racks

>>457
Tbf the right audience will complain about boobhus too

When I cum I transmute my semen into 4th dimensional cocaine through alchemical practices and then inject said 4D cocaine into my eyes giving me a massive burst of energy and confidence

Nofappers BTFO

Sonic is not 16/17, he's 15. Someone lied to you...

Furthermore, no character in the Sonic franchise, with the exceptions of Shadow (He's ageless), Knuckles, Rouge, Vector, Espio, and a few others that aren't important, are of the age of consent.

A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year-old grandson. The old man’s hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather’s shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.

The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. “We must do something about father,” said the son. “I’ve had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor.” So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl! When the family glanced in Grandfather’s direction, sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.

The four-year-old watched it all in silence.

One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor. He asked the child sweetly, “What are you making?” Just as sweetly, the boy responded, “Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up.” The four-year-old smiled and went back to work.

The words so struck the parents so that they were speechless. Then tears started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done.

That evening the husband took Grandfather’s hand and gently led him back to the family table. For the remainder of his day, he ate every meal with the family. And for some reason, neither husband nor wife seemed to care any longer when a fork was dropped, milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled

Elden ring final score 9/10. Perfect game. i subtracted 1 point because the devs made Miyazaki remove some of the feet he wanted to put in

私と交際したいという方に事前に了承していただくこととして、私は障害から 働くこと、家事ををすること、事車を運転すること、など日常生活で必要なことはなにひとつできません 対人恐怖症、閉所恐怖症、広場恐怖症、被害妄想、チック症、独り言、奇声、どもりなどからファミレスや牛丼店などもいけません。 治ることのない障害なのでトレーニングをする意味も効果もなく、そういった目的でこれらの事を行うこともありません。 外食や外出、車の運転や家事や仕事などを強要する方はご遠慮ください。 連絡先 スカイプlive:.cid.f1eb6afd6a0567a2 ツイッター@yamadayamada58 メールgyunyu756124@yahoo.co.jp

first thing any wizard does is automate their life via magic, the house cleans itself, the food cooks itself, the dicks suck themselves.
But you put the Wizards into an Ivy League school and now it's not so much about convenience but exerting power over anyone with less than them

夢でうんこ漏らす夢見たわ

to be fair, churchill was under a lot of stress, having just murdered 3,000,000 bengalis without a second thought.

man the persona games are so fucking good when you ignore all the parts of them that are bad. it's such good writing when you take out all the bad writing. i somehow am being 100% sincere. they're just so cool except for the parts that are shit and make no sense

life is literally one big amogus

What you current event obsessed losers dont understand is when people tell you "I'm not really political" they're politely saying: "I dont want to discuss politics with a near stranger" or "I dont want to argue with uncivil weirdoes online". I cant believe you turned that into something to complain about

colorjaks are coal

How come monkeys are so hairy yet they have pink arses with no hair on, whilst I am bald as a coot and I’ve got a big hairy arse ? Perhaps Charles Darwin could explain that !

genetics

damn it takes a lot to make running around in elden ring as homer simpson fighting shrek unfunny but this youtuber somehow found a way.

women are gay

↑ It just... enhanced on luigi's face. Why...?

thats a one spicy mama mario meat bawl

Say what you will about Hitler but he’s never publicly defended JK Rowling

pingas

今の日本は確実に売れるってやつ以外は、量産低クオリティアニメにしかならない。声優さんも亡くなられてるし、個人的にはリメイクとかして駄作を生み出してほしくない。

God: Where is the brother, Abel?
Cain: Am I my brother’s keeper?
Laugh Track

Porygon was framed

While I will admit it felt pretty good, the risk of losing your penis is just not worth it.

Stop FORCING KIDS to go to the DENTIST!!!! Wait until they are old enough before them making LIFE ALTERING decisions with their bodies! PROTECT KIDS!!!111!

Unlike Australia, IRC has flood protection.

Anime aren't cartoons, they are stories told in animated medium native to Japan, the script for these shows can be as complex as anything made for Netflix, also you sound like Lunarians from Touhou Project they also hate everything that's impure, I recommend opening and broadening your horizons now a Doujin game franchise Touhou Project is specifically my recommendation for someone whose knowledgeable about religion and theology and would be interested in reading about different perspectives, especially the ones that are diverse from established Catholic canon, especially the print works and manga which are again not the same as US based comic but more a sort of nineteenth century developed Japanese medium that uses an adapted western form of comic to tell a story which could be silly and cartoonish, perverse and disgusting or as complex and philosophical as theology essays only with characters and fictional setting. You have to also be very open minded because Japanese creators often depict scandalous situations both for comedic purposes as well as to question both our social hypocrisy and social inequality or individual morality without implying support for such actions or activities it serves the purpose of portraying duality in characters a major theme in that culture, and that is why they don't try to avoid bad issues like certain narratives in western media do, another advice is that reading manga and watching anime is like swimming through treacherous waters on a small boat, you really need to know what you're doing and where you want to go, because you can easily get lost, stranded or sink completely. Anime and Manga are a Shinto/Buddhist mass media meant to represent that culture's particular world view, bear that in mind.

It's tough to read about the French far-right because you eventually see someone say "le wokisme" and you feel like you're being pranked

Ichiko Aoba sounds like Binding of Isaac music

I have been in relationships with men all over Europe, oddly the only ones who had language barrier issues were Dutch. I have not dated any Francophone men though.

Also Greeks are perverts holy shit

I once took a dump in my hand and threw it at my friend.

To this day I still don't know why.

In the Fall of 1990 in Ottawa, I lived within walking distance of a supermarket that my friends and I quite liked, for the main reason that it was open every night until eleven o'clock. One night, however, when I wanted to go to the supermarket, my friends were telling me I couldn't go - it was too late, and the store was closed. It was only ten o'clock, and when I reminded them the store was always open until eleven, they thought I was crazy, telling me that of course I knew the store was always only open until ten. We walked down to the store, each hoping to prove ourselves right, but when we got there, the store was closed, and the little sticker timetable on the door - which had obviously been there for at least months (and in the place of the one I had always seen before) - said the store was always only open until ten. The next day when we went, the other sticker timetable was back, and the store was open until eleven, and had always been open until eleven. Neither of my friends seemed to notice that we had slipped into that other reality for a night. They seemed to be as much a part of the shift as the store was - for them, it WAS always open until ten on the night it was, and the next night, of COURSE it was always open until eleven. Sometimes this sort of thing avoids itself in conversation; it's just hard to remember to talk about reality shifts with people who don't remember them.

>first night at a new kitchen as chef de partie
>head chef gathers us all round and tells us about a new recipe we're going to demo for a cream based sauce
>asks if we have any questions
>I jokingly raise my hand and ask if he has any recipes for a cream cringe sauce
>HC says he doesn't understand
>I explain that cringe is the opposite of based
>he still doesn't get it
>I spend the next 5 minutes awkwardly explaining in front of the whole kitchen staff
>HC stares blankly at me and says "The hiring manager warned me you were a bit of a spastic"

>My nickname ever since has been Spastic and even though I get my head down and shut the fuck up these days, it doesn't look like it'll change

The only disorder here is believing this is a disorder. You just have advanced psychic abilities, and a few google searches will make that clear to you and also guide you in understanding how to manage the shadow aspects which can be quite challenging at times. It’s absolutely disturbing to know that people who consider themselves “medical professionals” find comfort in labeling phenomena they don’t understand as “personality disorders” because they didn’t have the mental capacity to comprehend Jung’s work in school. You halfwits should be ashamed of yourselves for making young people believe there’s something terribly wrong with them simply because you’re ignorant and too arrogant and brainwashed by your own defunct programming to do some alternative research.

Wife dumps hubby which gives him a mood debuff. Within a couple of days, he has a minor break and starts a social fight with his ex-wife which leaves her unconscious and carried to the infirmary. I check the logs, and the game list getting dumped as the cause of the social fight. Okay, fine it was a pretty heavy debuff to mood, and that's how the game sometimes shakes out; the ex-wife being the target of that ass-beating was random. I almost forgot about it until the dumped hubby gets an Inspired Creativity. His art skill is high, so I put him to work on a grand sculpture. The notification drops for a legendary work drops, so I go see what's up. That dude turned out a legendary, jade grand sculpture of him beating his ex-wife unconscious for dumping him. I changed my mind about using that sculpture to jazz up the chowhall.

some evidence suggests the lifetime cost of medical treatment for obese individuals is lower than for healthy weight individuals. This is because healthy weight people live longer statistically and tend to develop chronic diseases that need to be continually treated into old age, whereas obese people tend to die from metabolic diseases at younger ages and avoid some of those protracted medical costs

Broke my fast early by swallowing cum

extremely sad to see groomer entering conservative vocabulary, its a really important word with specific meaning and should only be used in the context of complaining about ship art you don't like, decade old forum beef, ex partners you dont have any real anecdotes about,

Power dynamics make sense in theory but in practice doesnt it basically mean famous people can only date other famous people

What time was that? I remember Squeeks shitting himself a lot and avery and moot and alex strange in constant mind-war. There was a cement company owner and the pax tsukuru cabal, an alliance against the Basque and those insufferable frogriders. I think tablecat and milkribs were there too sometimes. I don't remember peace for a minute of it, even now there are some shiftless Russian future historians and an enigmatic rigid airship battling for the rights to our tombstones.

I'm a food scientist that specializes in icings, specifically icings with 6, 9, or 12 month shelf lives like you would find on a supermarket shelf.

What you are describing sounds like an icing close or past it's best but date, or one that has been exposed to heat greater than it's recommended storage conditions. This could have happened any time through manufacture, shipping, or in your possession. Trans far free icings, for example, start to break down at temperatures above 80F. At higher temperatures they are damaged more quickly. Just being left in a hot car for an hour or a few can destroy the icing as temperatures can exceed 120F in a car parked in the sun.

When an icing that contains trams fat free shortening, like palm shortening(actually, specifically palm, cause it's the worst) "break down" they separate. Liquid comes out of the icing and the icing becomes goopy. The flavors become muddled and even start to taste bad and rancid (just from heat, not age). The icing will even start to feel oily and leave an unpleasant residue in your mouth. Palm oxidizes quickly and can leave you with a pretty disgusting experience.

(On a side note, moving to trams fat free items sucks. Trams fat makes thing soooooo delicious. Who cares about heart disease and stroke...)

Since this is a consumer packaged food, I would either return it to the store or call the 1-800 number on the label. If you are sure you didn't heat abuse the icing, the manufacturer would like to know that with a lot was bad, or their product is being mishandled along the supply chain. They put their name on the label, and therefore they take responsibility/pride in ensuring a quality product. They really want you to call. They can't fix it if you don't.

Finally, autocorrect doesn't like "trans", keeps changing it to "trams."

gaz = death
grim reaper = DEATH
goku = OVER 9000

the battle is now equal

wasn’t even 48 hours man. died friday and was up and gone before dawn on sunday

guy billed for 72 hours on a project and did like 36 hours of work, MAX

This track makes me think of an 8-year-old girl undergoing an overhaul in her school uniform: Her blouse shrinking into a sleeveless crop top; her necktie turning into a bowtie; her plaited skirt changing color from a plain gray to a crimson plaid; her tights splitting apart and then shrinking into a pair of knee-high stockings; her Maryjane shoes growing high heels. Once the transfiguration of her wardrobe is complete, she'd start walking right towards us, moping and doping as she looks down at her magically-modified clothes in shock and confusion. The track ends with our view slowly but surely zooming into the schoolgirl's now-exposed belly button.

Child abuse - not a problem in Scotland, go fill your boots.

Singing bad songs - Jail time, you bad bad boy.

Porn sites should ban All Russians. Non-russians too.

Wow this sounds amazing, I'm going to buy this game and let it sit unplayed in my steam library for years.

Sentai Truther Club
An anticapitalist podcast dissecting tokusatsu from all around the world

We find that while block-based deduplication of our dataset can lower storage consumption to as little as 32% of its original requirements, nearly three quarters of the improvement observed could be captured through whole-file deduplication and sparseness. For four weeks of full backups, whole file deduplication (where a new backup image contains a reference to a duplicate file in an old backup) achieves 87% of the savings of block-based.

I once had a girl who wanted to send me nudes and guess what I did? I send her a picture of Jonah Jameson and said I don’t need nudes, I need pictures of Spider-Man and she couldn’t stop laughing

Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?

I dont know if you knew this....but laws of consent dont apply to blow up dolls

The line at my moms house that runs to the city sewer line burst. We did not know. Until someone came to work on something else and discovered it. This pipe was broken and was leaking raw sewage from our house for literally YEARS.

However. It burst below the garden (my late grandmother’s rose garden). So the garden was just straight up processing all that sewage, and the plants fucking loved it. And that’s how we discovered the reason one of the rose bushes had grown to 25 feet tall and was at eye height on the second floor. Like this thing was fucking huge, it was a sewage mutant beast. At the bases the stalks were like a roll of quarters, so thiccccc. And beautiful roses, like that thing had a hundred roses blooming come May, while its siblings on the other side of the house, away from the sewage line, had like 5-10. It’s crazy how that garden just used all of that, there was no smell at all, nor any indication. I had been living there and being the gardener as part of my payment for rent, so I’d spent the last two years in that garden nearly every day and had never smelled a thing, and I have been told my nose is very sensitive.

My mom got really, really, really lucky that the only thing that happened was fucking thriving plants instead of a 5 figure bill.

Whenever you see the premable of the constitution remember that the man who wrote it then went home and put a whalebone up his dickhole

I GET SO SICK OF SATANIC BANDS AS A NATURE COUWNTRY PERSON AND THIS CIND OF ATMOSPHERIC ESPECIALY THIS ONE IS MY BEST BAND EVER THAT TUCH ME AT A SPIRITUAL LEVAL

loooooooool EPIC REPLY 2 anonymous person thats the real story bro!freacking tards faggot dragqueen anus whisler stop wasting our oxygen we need it for normal people its not for error of humanity like u ,get the special this week in lowes hardware store 9.99 for 50 feet of rope find the nearest branch or bridge and just help yoourself and society swinging in the air by the neck please god!really GIRL IS THE IMPORTANT THING IN THIS VIDEO NOT THE TOOL GAYLORD!

Country is just farm emo.

> "wokism" whatever that is

It’s when you’re black but for political reasons

>>517 Dumbass...

piss off a jamiacan, really bad

i mean talk shit about his dreads

have a recorder handy

you'll have all the bad ass jamiacan style vocals you could want

then right before they try to bash you over the head, whip out a fat blunt and explain your shit

1 of 2 things are going to happen

they are going to try to whoop your ass, or if they are like any jamiacans i know, they will appreciate the balls....

even better yet, have a friend with a recorder handy and intentionally pick a fight with 'em .... after you are down beating the hell out of each other have your guy whip out a fat blunt

and keep the recorder going

tell me once you get back to the studio you wont be higher than a kite on life, with some fucked up experiences for inspiration

yeah, i mean your eye might hurt but this is a drum and bass forum so you can check that pussie shit at the login page

>>517
>>518
Wokism is just fully embracing the fan culture of Woking Football Club

idgaf i dont understand how yall will support goreshit when his genre is literally called LOLICORE

Beluga whales are not "poggers". The behaviour you think is cute is actually anger and aggression. That whale would try to kill you if you were in the water with it

buddy i appreciate how you're open about your opinions. that's cool. what would also be cool would be if you didn't call an agender person a guy

You of all people should be happy about Twitter prioritizing free speech, you'll be able to talk about how much you want to beat the shit out of conservative women without getting banned now.

Sexual Justice Supporting Victims, Ensuring Due Process, and Resisting the Conservative Backlash

Printers get me sooo flustered they're just so gentle and controlled and precise My heart flutters a little when I smell ink or feel the heat coming off a sheet of freshly printed paper. I used to work at an office with a large printer up front that got a lot of paper jams, and it was such a joy to service. I miss that intimate, loving experience of opening it up and feeling it's warmth on my fingers, being so careful with it's internal parts as I explored the issue. I like to think that I was giving it some relief by getting that jammed page out.

I like humping pillows while I am on my bed or on the floor. I find these places more comfortable for this purpose. Since I want to avoid rug burns, I have a blanket spread out if on the floor. I like wrapping small pillow and then a medium pillow on top of a large stuffed animal in the same way as a hot dog does. I hold the wrapped stuffed animal down and put pressure on the place where the pillow meets the vagina by taking both of my hands down there. I have found that putting pressure there at a comfortable speed is very pleasurable and once you start feeling the pressure more, you can start grinding against it to enhance your pleasure. I also like sitting up on the pillow and humping it quickly at a speed I am comfortable with. In my experience humping fast produces a stronger orgasm. So, don’t stop when humping the pillow even if you get tired because stopping usually is very frustrating as it prolongs the orgasm.

ty for the benadryl lore

An added thought: perhaps these guys are just a bunch of tryhards with no genuine authenticity or sincerity to their posts

ok i'm not going to argue with you man. I'm jamaican. i was listening to radio when this song came out. i am TELLING you its not George Nooks. Do you even know who George Nooks is? You are making a fool of yourself.

that happeed to me once there was spmeone banging the walls reallyloud in my building and i just curled up on my bed shaking and covered my earsuntil it ended someone told me it was a person stuck in their washroom and they were trying to get help

I'm not normally one to say "why was this five second 1.3k views 13 year old video recommended to me in Dec. 2020" but why was this this five second 1.3k views 13 year old recommended to me in Dec. 2020

The first time i watched this video i had a panic attack for days after hearing the abrupt and lour pop at 7:31 so yeah if your like me and random noises trigger panic attack be wary

Brb chemically castrating myself so I can properly understand the characterization in Transformers

BlackPeopleDogs.com

the only way to defeat the deep state was to make it legal to allow an unlimited amount of bugs in the food

If I make it to 30 and a catgirl (specifically Vanilla from Nekopara) never sits on my fucking face, I'll flip a coin and Heads I blast my brains all over the kitchen ceiling or Tails I transition and become Vanilla from Nekopara.

Every now and then a dick is so pretty it lives on in your mind, making other dicks seem… blah. But that’s a really like, thrice in a lifetime dick experience

There's more in the quote retweets if you wanna see teenage girls defend grown-ass men.

Looks like swahili tribes put holes into their cows to harvest their blood then mix the extracted blood with the animal's milk to sustain themselves because their beliefs forbid them from eating plants. As a result it weakens their herds and reduces their milk and meat yield. A similar process is used by vegans of the west as well. To be able to create meat-like sustenance they use unnatural processes that cause extra energy expenditure, create waste and introduce chemicals to food. Both Swahilians and westerners are inefficient omnivores by proxy. If they managed to put their false beliefs and morals aside they would benefit greatly from their newfound modus operandi. Following the same logic we can easily say that borders and definitions are arbitrary constructs built on false beliefs as well and I am actually having intercourse with a polish woman by proxy when I fuck my dog.

>>542
Made sense until the polish woman part. Is it just trying to say that veganism is equally incoherent?

>>543
It's trying to say that he's horny for Polish women but lacks a non-canine outlet for his frustrations.

>>544
sad. many such cases!

子供部屋の製糞器 精神分裂病河合豚ウンコ貼り丸の内アスぺ爺ィは朝鮮人らしく家でおとなしく寝てろ害児
在日朝鮮人は祖国へ帰れさもなくば日本の空気吸うな

NFL, MLB, NBA provide valuable platform for AAPI

She looks like my son. Source? Post more

I dont think Winston Churchill can talk about anyone doing the right thing

I've only had sex once and the guy couldn't cum because I was too ugly

Undertale reacts to touhou

I'm 18 and I know what a floppy disk is. Heck, I own one. It's purple btw and it doesn't have anything on it yet.

does hatsune miku qualify as a fictional character or is she real. like it’s different from, say, gorillaz, cause her entire thing is that she’s a robot/computer program/what have you, and also she isn’t an alter ego for one specific artist. so by being canonically digital in her lore and also the same thing in real life i don’t think she is fictional. my point is when you play games that feature her she is actually talking to you like you are conversing face to face with the actual real hatsune miku and not just her likeness

“Somethingcheeky killakill gunworld boobcomicfurries everywhere, anomalies with big heads and anomalous mouth, get off my tractor. G8 hurtingspring. Shot through door, shoot eyes instead of punishment, made zombie gunrunners problem.”

if the persians had had a group of waffle house employees at the battle of thermopylae the spartans would have been toast in the first hour. a bunch of scared LARPers wouldnt be able to resist their vengeance

>>553
Interesting point.

I personally think the only qualification necessary to make someone or something a fictional character by definition is the presence of counterfactuals. You can see on Miku's official profile (https://ec.crypton.co.jp/pages/prod/virtualsinger/cv01_us) that, although she is acknowledged to be a singing voice synthesizer, she has anthropomorphic traits that software objectively cannot have or that do not align with reality.

These include an age (while her original voice bank will in fact be 16 years old in a few months, she has always been 16 and will presumably continue to be 16 when her voice bank ages past that), a height, and a weight. One could argue that her height and weight implicitly apply to digital worlds in which such concepts exist independent of our reality, but the age thing nonetheless seems counterfactual. Perhaps an argument could be made that such digital worlds possess their own decoupled and static time axis, but Miku's unchanging age nonetheless seems to contradict the clear passage of time in (most) such worlds.

Regardless, one could create a digital entity that is 'real' by carefully avoiding assigning them any fictional characteristics. Hatsune Miku just probably isn't such an entity.

I'm going to fuck Hatsune Miku and we'll have babies

Somebody should make an ai waifu chatbot already. Microsoft or google made something like that, but then shut her down from public and only use her privately.

I like how people make fun of him and his team, not realising that nobody will remember them, they'd just be another parasite burdening their country's social advantages, while the people they're making fun of are Elite at what they do, and have written their names in history books.

>>559 tru dat

this is real. this is a real antifa group who really actually use lupin the fucking third as their goddamn guy fawkes mascot. in KANSAS CITY of all places

According to the 1818 Dictionnaire Infernal by Collin de Plancy Belphegor was Hell's ambassador to France.

I told her to dance! Instead she exploded. I told her to explode, and she exploded. I told her to take off her top, and she exploded. Everything I tell her to do she explodes! This game sucks because I was expecting expecting her to dance agasint a pole! Instead she got out a gun!

Ballin', but at what cost?

Panic! at the Twenty One Fall Out Dragons yass means yay a sex slave don't say it

Bunnies occasionally get so happy that they do little flippy jumps and break their spines and die. It's the most brutal happiness ever.

Now Master Tyrone shall teach you his understanding of the first word of power, "We".

I think all IxxP types hide their greatest strength from others for multitude of reasons. INFPs/ISFPs hide their deep insightful emotions, probably because that isn't generally accepted in a more expressive/mirroring Fe society. INTPs/ISTPs hide their reconstructed understanding of Te systems that society tends to purpurate, as not copying and pasting the already existing systems goes against the "rule-following attitude" that society also needs. Yet we all cherish IxxPs long after they're dead for their emotional/intellectual insight and originality, but their lives were anything but cherished.

Man, this guy needs his own show on adult swim. We'll call it "Ghost's radio beatdown". The whole cartoon revolves around him being racist and screaming at every two year old because they think his laughter their laughter is pointed towards him. In the final episode, Ghost crashes a blimp into a building where he believes all his trolls are, but the building happens to be the one place where his fanclub meets. He is than given the chair, and the my little pony theme plays us out.

Maybe stop calling me fatshit and this will end?

I would love to see instruments, music lessons, and free haircuts at an immigrant detention center. Cut to three sad dudes in a dark cell playing a violin, accordion, trumpet without much energy/enthusiasm. Then one guy (clearly a white immigrant from a Euro country) plays this beautiful classical music solo number and there are guards who hear this and take pity and give him citizenship on the spot. Hard cut to the three dudes in the cell who now have a light shinning on them and who get up and start playing a little banda or mariachi song & it's really good but of course the guards don't care cause it's Mexican dudes playing music. Cut to a random immigrant detainee who was getting a haircut in the background. The barber gets rid of his old messy hair and styles it up to look slick and maybe overly gelled and stereotypical American-business like. It's another useless attempt to change/anglicize appearance so that someone might hear your case for fleeing your country. Anyway - ty for letting me use this thread to workshop a new music video pitch

The R in R2D2 stands for Racist.

Government trying to use esoteric memes to psyop you from the forbidden air

What the Stop Asian Hate crowd doesnt understand is that we dont hate Chinese people. We hate TCM.

What's wrong with Turner Classic Movies?

Dipping donuts in orange juice, someone asked me if American people do that and it didn’t even auto complete on google and I realized I’m a freak

sir, youre debating with a 22 yr old kid who still lives at home with his parents and whose twitter bio says "stonks and crypto". save yourself the pyrrhic victory

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Gah, please, this isn't /b/, people, save the gay/black/trans/assorted minority-bashing for there. This was the one of the shitiest of South Park's ignorant, selfish, "hey look at me I'm being offensive to get attention" juvenile drivel. First of all, Garrison is the worst character, and his sex change came out of the fucking blue, just so they could make an episode making fun of trans people. Second, trans people have a legitimate problem, and, until we can somehow send in swarms of nanobots to change the DNA in all their cells, then hormone therapy and plastic surgery will be their best hopes. Its not furry or otherkin faggotry; the developing fetus is identical in males and females up until a certain point in development, and its possible that the male body can develop while the female-wired brain remains, or vice-versa. Its one thing to make your body superficially resemble what it would look like if you were the opposite physical sex, in order for your physical sex to be more in-line with your gender (what you are inside/identify as), and putting on a fursuit and pretending you're a fox. Again, South Park fans, like South Park, use faulty analogies to support their ignorance and bigotry.

There are small bands of Mongolian ultra-nationalist thugs that style themselves as neo-Nazis and have assaulted foreigners including whites, blacks, and particularly, Chinese. They are especially provoked by foreigner interaction with Mongolian women. They are mostly found in the capital, especially in the cheaper bars and night clubs.

electricity inside anus is absolutely delicious, like a massage. This product offers very nice contractions inside..

I'm curious what it is but i have no desire to see it visually. Can someone describe what goatse is?

Wait is goatse that weird Hentai of a little baby goat wanting to play videogames but ends up getting sexually assaulted instead?

Perhaps because they only eat dog food, which smells delicious, dogs don’t produce anything nearly as gross as what comes out of a human being, let alone a woman. (Women’s shit smells worse than men’s,

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> my number is so big even if you filled the entire universe with electrons that still would be less than my made up number

very cool u fuckin loser.

Staring at this image like the occluded mahdi just appeared in front of me

some of the animus towards AI ethics comes from the perception that their work is being done at the expense of alignment work

i.e. People are working on "how do we make sure the AI doesn't say the N word", instead of "how do we make sure the AI doesn't turn us into paperclips"

The famous bible quote from jesus himself: Let ye without sin blow their fvcking heads off.

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she's your travel guide, backpack, secretary, and tard-wrangler all in one and all she asks for in exchange is tasty food and interesting conversation, she's like if g.k. chesterton was a retarded floating baby

Why didnt any narutards fight back? I mean.. come on they always say "lol if i was a ninja i would pwn ninjas ass"

One issue is that ya'll degenerates are paying for full body furry commissions (good for you!) but keeping it private. Thats no way to create cultural impact.

Rent a gallery and host an art show
Buy a chapel and have them paint a ceiling
Sculpt it in marble on your Mausoleum

Jo

I love the simpsons and this movie was really crappy!!!!FRONTSIDE??? puh this shit has got to land on the dumpyard.

#dnquality

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he has a rimworld folder too
i thought they closed that place down but it makes sense that anon would be enough of a faggot to go to the world's #1 gay anal rimming emporium so regularly that he needs a special folder to hold his membership fee receipts

Doug from Who's Right? is back to discuss how Black on Asian crime is a result of white supremacy and how Patrick Michael got a new soundboard and proves white people are not that great. Also, Adam Goldstein joins us to discuss his legal issues with Stuttering John.

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

i can't believe the whole time i actually disliked this game because it was on mobile, not because i've already seen people spend thousands of dollars to not even get the shit they want in the game because of stupid ass gacha bullshit. silly me. thanks kotaku

According to police officer, "Omkar Singh told the police that his daughter Manju had relations with several men. He had asked her to mend her ways several times in the past. However, she did not pay heed. Out of pure rage, he chopped off her head with the sword".

Sounds strangely hilarious when the story is this compressed. Not the most fun situation to actually participate in.

Actually, that's what both many Christian and non-Christian theologians professionally call: "We do a little trolling."

Thank you Google for recommending me videos debunking creationism from anison videos. I was totally having a creationist vs naturalist debate rage internally while I was jamming to ナナヲアカリ

Fuck this 24/7 porn bullshit and fuck this Website and the people in it. What I want is this, god damn it. THIS is what I call proper art. Man, I love ahegaokami. They don't pump out porn, they pump out wholesome content and just overall cute stuff that I would not dare masturbate to. It's a god damn pity that the weather is getting nicer and everyone is just busy fapping and playing video games all day long. I don't want to be horny. It's not even a gimmick or funny. I just want to find genuine happiness in this world. I just want to be with the ones I love, the ones I can call a friend, a family. I just want to sit on a Swing with everyone I love and Swing away my borrow, knowing i'm at good hands. I don't care about this "Shut up and fap" excuse anymore. I don't want any business with porn at all. I want Sex with Passion. I want to feel the bond, feel the love with my partner. This is what sex is about, but the internet trashed it away. And for all the dead weights Who want to argue that that's not the case, fuck you. And adios

BURNSOUCOU, the lone developer behind the kemono switch fighting game Mofumofu Sensen, has decided to try to localize the game for other countries, because someone made fan art of the main character with a huge ass.

Real world use for virtual vippers writing formal proofs in purely functional scheme in video essays to formally call dqn filth out for the distasteful cretins they are.

I love fucking since for inventirng computer gammes.

Put your country as Gabon in the parameters and you won't have this problem anymore

staying here for long will do so much more harm than good. feeling like you’re a part of an anonymous online community when your goal is to have better social life only pushes you deeper into being antisocial. there’s a lot of great advice here that goes into waste, because looking at a good advice makes you feel like you’re doing something, even though chances are you’ll never end up doing it and forget it within 10 minutes. it feels so good to communicate with people here, but if you want an actual irl social life, it will only make things worse.

Police reconstruction of events: "Suspect presumably mistook gas canister for his Thermos, cracked top, realized his mistake as gas began hissing out. Reached for lunchbox, discovered he accidentally brought his car battery instead. Tosses battery angrily to the ground."

ah yes the two genders, mark zuckerberg and nondescript asian woman

Weddings are literally a party celebrating two people who fuck. Everyone in the world has to know the couple is fucking--even God.

U.S. Soccer
Recognizing Juneteenth is to create awareness of the holiday, to drive discussion, and to turn that discussion into action. In this season of change, we strive to do our best work every day encouraging allyship, inclusivity and belonging.

Belgium FA is with U.S. Soccer

Go outside you dirty cracker. You're making your race weak by complaining on the internet instead of breeding your fellow women, except you hate real women which is why you will disappear, because you're in the lowest tier of manhood in the civilization your ancestors built lmao
Oh wait you can't even go outside cause you're allergic to sunlight lmao
you lack HUMAN genetic code like MELANIN. Meanwhile a Black Savannah warrior can easily withstand the POWER of the sun. Fucking crackers can't even look at the sun LMAO

Naomi Osaka injury party

Katie Kat

Why was Sanjay acting like that? Was he uncomfortable in Megan’s costume or whatever did he have to use the bathroom bad or something? What do you think?

2 years ago

Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi

Itz Katelyn You know why

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi what would your opinion be? Just wondering what you think on the reason why

1 year ago

Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi

Itz Katelyn he was acting like that because he was uncomfortable in the suit

1 year ago

Travis Rose

Or maybe it that's she farted in the costume and sinks.

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Travis Rose yeah possibly, I might have to look that one up. I heard Megan has a huge crush on him idk why she forced him to go in that suit with her. She should have let someone else in there other than her crush. I mean he ain’t gonna want to date her after that lmao

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Travis Rose and I wouldn’t call that a favor for her, that was her playing a trick probably maybe she was up to something 🤷🏽‍♀️

1 year ago

Macaco Velho

maybe it's because she farted in his face inside the costume where he had difficulty breathing

7 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
I believe it has nothing to do with love but with the heat of fantasy and its fart

7 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think he breathed better with her farting or without her farting? Also why do you think he yelled Craig’s name?

7 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat her fart would give him more air to breathe but as a result the smell would get really awful and I think he yelled the name Craig because Craig is his best friend and Sanjay didn't know what to do when she farted and asked Craig for help Do something

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I'd rather have that difficulty breathing than having to support myself with Megan's fart to breathe

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think Craig saved him in the end or no?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I think Megan must have scolded Sanjay for calling Craig, because that wasn't part of the play, even though she's wrong to fart in Sanjay's face

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat but what's your opinion about it?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
why do you think Megan farted in Sanjay's face being that she's in love with him?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I feel sorry for Sanjay because he helped Craig throughout the episode and in the end he had to stay in this costume and even got Megan's fart in his face

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat 🤢

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho well it said on Megan’s character that she has a secret crush on Sanjay, but if she does then she shouldn’t have done that to him bcs she’s just rude and disgusting 🤢 no offense but she won’t attract him and he ain’t gonna want her

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho my opinion is I think she should have canceled that pageant haha

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho I agree with you on that one and what do you think Megan did that wasn’t part of the play? Was it farting or Sanjay yelling?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat yes much better than forcing Sanjay to stay in that stinky heat and still her fart

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat the fart

6 months ago

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Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho I would have told Megan that she’s fired or to cancel that pageant, who knows maybe I would have burned her costume 😂😂

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat and i loved your idea of ​​burning her fantasy so no one else would suffer from being the butt

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho that’s probably why he said he can’t make it, he doesn’t wanna take the risk of her farting in his face and smelling nasty in a suit. Idk why Sanjay wanted to go in there, I bet he regretted it

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho dang I feel bad for him, what do you think Megan was wearing in there shorts or underwear?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
I believe, that's all you said, the question is what did she eat to release that fart?

4 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho she probably ate beans or spicy foods bcs that makes us gassy. She needs to hold it in better and she needs to know when to do it when it’s the right time. Her doing that to him was the wrong time. Unfortunately her mom never taught her manners.

4 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho it really depends tho , bcs sometimes boy farts are stinky too. What do you think she was wearing in there?

4 months ago

Bob Clan

@Katie Kat why do u guys even care

3 months ago

Katie Kat

@Bob Clan we’re just curious lol

3 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho also about her having a crush on him and farting I his face, I think she was trying to give him a pink eye, so he can only look at her and no one else

3 months ago
Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat my mom has the habit of farting on my side or in my face, but that doesn't mean I do these things with my friends and anyone else, so I think anyone can have good manners, regardless of their mother

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Bob Clan because we care about these little details

3 months ago

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Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat yes, we are curious

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat Megan is very jealous, I have no doubt that she would do such a thing, and she also farts a lot during the drawing, and she should have farted a few farts near Sanjay, to be able to do that, maybe this isn't even the first fart she's farted dropped it in Sanjay's face

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I think that's why I felt sorry for Sanjay, because my mom farted on my side too, so I don't want anyone else to go through that either, it's very disgusting and stinky

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
yes maybe she farted several times just to keep him quiet and only stopped farting when he didn't make any more noise, yes when my mom farts in my face i wash my face for a long time so it doesn't get stinky

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat my mother farts a lot like Megan, but I'm not like that, so Megan I think her mother farted on her side and in her face too, and ended up becoming that way because she didn't learn not to repeat her mother's steps, just like I

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat do you think she farted on purpose? or was it by accident and she holding it

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho probably on purpose it seems like

2 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I also think, probably she must fart in fantasy with anyone who is inside the fantasy, that's why Héctor didn't go, she must have farted in fantasy with him inside

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho how come Sanjay went in there then if he didn’t want to?

2 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
because he made a deal with Megan, that she would give the clothes to disguise the eel, and in exchange Sanjay would have to go inside

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho was it Craig that made the deal tho? Since he called her.

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho this may be a weird question but do you think Sanjay had to go to the bathroom really bad while he was in the costume? And do you think he was hungry or so?

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think he had to use the bathroom really bad too?

2 months ago