[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 7] (109)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:09

You just pissed your dream away!

60 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10211 22:54

Between 2001 and 2019, we spent over $800 billion on military training and weapons. Imagine if every Afghan citizen under the age of 30 had spent the last 20 years in US government built internet cafes, with all traffic of course heavily monitored by the US military for extremism.

Permanent stability in the region should have been a culture war, not an actual war. We had 20 years to get the Afghan children addicted to internet gaming, Netflix, and McDonalds. Instead we chose to spent that time shooting their parents and bombing their homes into rubble. No wonder the country folded the moment we left. We learned nothing from the cold war.

61 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10212 09:39

To be fair, there's big money there - if you go to any website and click "more options" on the "Accept cookies" popup, right there is a list of a few hundred advertising companies who definitely are interested in what us peasants are doing. I agree it's silly that people are worried about vaccines secretly implanting microchips, but when people say "yeah right why do you think you're worth microchipping" I'm like hmmm...

62 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10213 00:28

[guy standing in front of a crumbling bridge]: you know i studied bridge building. not sure why im getting so much amateur outside input rn.

63 Name: what does it mean when I ask God to strike me and nothing happens? : 1993-09-10213 08:16

It means you suck at praying.

It really doesn’t mean anything else. However, it might also mean that you’re a narcissistic coward who likes to show off how ‘brave’ you are by confronting dangers you don’t believe to exist. But it could also just mean that you’re really, really stupid. Or both of those.

Still, at least this particular nonsense is less harmful to the general peace than if you went around toppling gravestones and daring the deceased to hunt you down and rip out your liver or whatever.

64 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10213 16:37


65 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10214 03:00

You can see a vagina once in a cutscene, and if you are lucky enough you may find a female NPC who don't wear underwear. But you won't see a single penis except your own (and only in inventory menu)

66 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10214 05:44

Here at Mashed, we're willing to take a controversial stand every now and then, and this is one issue that we won't be silent about.
You might not be a kid any longer, but you can't deny that Juicy Fruit is one of the tastiest gums on the market.

67 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10215 12:30

Waking up from a 30 year coma:
I can't wait to taste my Turkish pies made from Posavina's golden wheat!

68 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10218 17:28

i'd do anything to have cat girls exist not only loli cat girls my world would be filled with all cat girls and i would cherish this world ... but sadly i cannot create a world of my own for i am a mere human mortal and no such talent such as the creation of worlds lies in my blood

69 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10220 15:35

Kim Jong Un is brave as our Taliban but unfortunately he is not a Muslim.

70 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10224 00:01

What is this, a webm for gay ants?

71 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10224 01:29

the custodian of the civil religion is the subdimensional psycho-gestalt produced by kultural homogenization of the loathsome AWFL, an electrified social fence that zaps your hand for impertinent questions like "do we really need 470000 more afghans?" and "6 dollar coffee? really?"

72 Name: vc: pure : 1993-09-10225 09:08

This might just be me confusing fantasy with what I would actually enjoy IRL, but what if people had the option to pay for a colonoscopy as part of a sexual experience? Sexual arousal is great at reducing pain. Extreme examples like 1man1jar are a perfect example of this. So instead of administering propofol, which doesn't reduce pain but rather stop your capacity to remember it (which may lead to long-term memory problems), why not train professional, legal and free-choice prostitutes (male, female, etc) to conduct these procedures in some sort of dungeon-like room? I know this is taboo and completely against what most doctors want to associate themselves with and the ethics of prostitution can be very complicated. But I honestly believe that, if it is all consensual and ethical, then we could get many more people to get colonoscopies and reduce the risks involved. We could even have a choice of colonoscopes: clinical, tentacle, electric eel, etc.

PSA: If you're over 45, maybe you should consider getting your ass checked out for colon cancer. If you have a family member diagnosed with colon cancer then don't delay, get a colonoscopy today!

73 Name: music of my groin : 1993-09-10226 17:39

The language of your foreskin??!

74 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10227 02:04

that's not makeup, that's pikachu

75 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10227 05:19

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in.....

76 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10227 13:02

I rise! I rise! As I become more erect in East Asia, I rise! You do not understand the POWER of the Small Dong. . . But you will. Expect us.

77 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10228 04:27

Geography is basically the study of the Earth and the many patterns and distributions of natural/cultural phenomena that we find on her surface (geologists like underground stuff), like mountain chains or forests or big cities or deserts or marsupials (those weirdo animals with pouches) or Chipotle franchises . . . and I could go on, but, don't worry, I won't. Not yet! And there are all kinds of geography courses, because there are all kinds of professional geographers . . . GIS folks, plant geographers, historical/cultural geographers (that's me), economic geographers, urban geographers, bio-geographers (they study plants and animals . . . or flora and fauna, if you want to get all fancy) and physical geographers (you know, they study earth quakes and volcanoes and mountains, and rivers . . . that kind of business). This particular course is a world regional geography course. Sort of think of it as dividing the world up into neighborhoods and then learning about all the cool people who live there, how they make a living, what languages they speak and what religions they practice, and what their home environments look like. I think you'll like it. I know I do.

78 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10228 07:27

If nothing else, it'd be an interesting conversation piece at the pearly gates.

St. Peter: "So Tim, what did you do in life?"

Silly person: "I owned the libs."

St. Peter: "Oh really? How?"

Silly person: "........................."

79 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10228 07:31

Bruh she's talking about her families lack of "generational wealth" whilst wearing at least a pound of gold

80 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10228 19:17



81 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10229 01:05

It will never not be funny to me that Aeneas is running back to save his wife, child and father and then just sees Helen and goes, "You know what. Fuck it. Imma kill her instead"

82 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10230 13:40

I’m perfectly happy being non-binary using male bathrooms looking as male as possible but I’ll always have male genitalia but I’ll play both male and female female roles for myself but maybe I’ll growl my voice more when doing male things and whisper more when doing frmale things or maybe just random on purpose and I’m perfectly happy being pansexual but I’ll probably always be happiest with women or alone with myself and masturbation is still cheating on myself because I’m both male and female so I’ll be a ternary pronoun instead of non-binary male, ternary, non-binary and polygamy is only illegal if you’ve never agreed to a divorce except once given marriage documents and divorced if my ex-wife think I’ll ever have sex with her again she shouldn’t have gotten a divorce without my consent over medical issues.

83 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10232 00:11

I called it pee because it is mostly water (apparently scientists have examined it) - but has some urea in it. When we have sexual congress, it is a fact that the bladder fills with water - we always need a pee after sex don't we ?

84 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10233 16:57

WoW is like an old friend from when you were like 12 and lived in a tiny country town for half a year and had to move away that you look up on facebook 10 years later to find out he is a furry with a scat fetish

85 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10233 22:53

Edit: Look, I prefer boofing. I’ve done my research and have decided it’s the most effective way to take most of my substances of choice. If you’re uncomfortable with that, you don’t have to interact.

However, there are other people in this world who are boofing their drugs. And some of these people might be working with caustic chemicals. So instead of diluting this thread with “StOp sTiCkInG tHiNgS iN yOuR aSs!” let’s just focus on the question I actually asked.

86 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10233 22:57

I work in the US embassy in Brazil and secret agents beamed a picture of Carmen Electra into my mind’s eye. I instantly busted and my terminal was left defenceless. Over $7 billion dollars worth of confidential information was taken. DM me for more info.

87 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10234 02:21

He is the Game Dude, he is so rude
he flees the country when he court date is due

88 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10234 20:13

I actually kind of respect him for getting the woke gender joke out of the way early so he could have the robot contemplate how there is no god, only nothingness

89 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10235 11:52

な な ひ ら の 黒 歴 史

90 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10235 20:09

He is very much a responsible member of his society, even when he's out in the forest playing in the mud.

91 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10237 15:50

It's the weirdest thing. Any time a Japanese girl takes a selfie, the phone automatically morphs the image in to a picture of food. Eventually you become like those dudes in The Matrix. Pancakes is a fashionista, burger is a sporty girl etc

92 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10237 15:55

>people with siblings are not into incest

fuck you, I have a sister, I love and want to fuck her. Everyday is pain because I'm reminded it will never happen

93 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10238 20:44

as goofy as this is today, i think a lot of people kinda forget what it's like to be a kid and how absolutely reasonable and rational drawing something like this is for a child. a few of y'all need to chill out.

if i was going to go further i would say that the insertion of amongus characters into the twin towers acts (as do many favorite characters that kids draw) as a sort of self-insertion, allowing the children to vicariously experience the moment and feel empathy for the individuals within the picture

94 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10239 17:14

I don't know how we got onto it but I found out my wife had never seen Boyz in the Hood and I showed her that, which she liked. She thought Laurence Fishburne was great in that.

And then I showed her Cowboy Curtis because , and it broke her brain.

95 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10239 22:56

The epistemic race to the bottom is certainly on, I didn’t understand I had an obligation to join

96 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10240 12:27

It doesn't get better. There are the seeds of some interesting philosophical ideas, but they're overwhelmed by the gratuitous violence and gore. The chapters about the development of the prime intellect are torture free, but I didn't like those either because the books version of the singularity was too hand-wavey magic for me. Personally I wished that I had stopped after the zombie sex scene.

97 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10240 13:10

child rape and genocide are not “ok”

98 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10241 00:01

Goliath spent most of his childhood alone. He was a shy gentle soul, but was always far too big for his age. The other children feared his size and tried to cut him down first. His clumsy movements annoyed adults too as he generally caused more work than he accomplished. However his mother never stopped supporting and encouraging him, "Goliath, one day your strength will be your greatest asset. You can be the greatest warrior in our land. Never stop training and never stop believing, I know I won't."

With this encouragement, he pressed on. Every day after his studies the afternoons quickly transitioned to night filled with training dummy, sword, shield, and spear.

Flash forward 10 years and he was the most skilled warrior in the land, just as war had come to his peoples doorstep. The Israelites have been warring with the people of Canaan for years now and on the eve of yet another battle, Goliath comes forward to try and save many lives.

He challenges the enemy army to single combat, for there is no reason for so many to lose their lives. Days pass and Goliath begins to lose hope and the heavy emotional weight of an inevitable battle sets in. Finally, a challenger accepts. When he arrives Goliath sees an unarmored shepherd. Confused, Goliath removes his helmet, and with his booming voice begins to announce that he will not kill a defenseless boy. As he begins speaking a rock smashes into his skull and his vision goes dark.

The end.

99 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10242 15:52

This is a nice place full of nice people, and if you shit it up by being a cunt, nice people will leave, shittiness will prevail, and it will become a shitty place full of cunts instead.
So, you have two options. Be a nice person in a nice place, or be a shitty person and turn a nice place into a shitty place, and subsequently be a shitty person in a shitty place, rather than a nice person in a nice place. In other words, >>41 should just stil with today's special.

100 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10243 18:25

Jocks and nerds are natural allies. They both defend hierarchies of objective merit against mediocrities whose claim to social status rests on meaningless signaling games. Teen movies are propaganda meant to instill false class consciousness and keep people from recognizing this.

101 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10244 15:11

I would rather grate my nipple and shoot myself between the eyes babe x

102 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10245 00:55

the real tragedy of 9/11 was that awesome structure that took thousands of hours of planning and years of construction to create

103 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10245 10:14

I'm ok with the theft, it's the bitcoin mining I have a problem with.

104 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10248 20:09

To Anthony Bourdain, the members of CAN, the members of Black Midi, Inio Asano, Ooshima Ryosuke, Nietzsche, Jun Togawa, Van Gogh, Shinji Sato, Yamantaka Eye, This Heat, Kate Bush, Blixa Bargeld, Kraftwerk, Y.M.O, Nakata, Brian Wilson, Lennon & McCartney, Aster & Sylvia, mental illness, insecurity, poverty, artificial intelligence

105 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10249 16:39

Mass Effect is a game series where the cowardly civilians say “if only someone completely amoral could do the correct genocides” and then the brave, strong troops say, “I will do the correct genocides.”

106 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10249 18:05

My little pony was a show who's main target was little girls, it's a show about just like the titles says ponies. Seems harmless right that is until men decided to show in interest in resulting in bronies. These men manage to pervert the series the series making sexual violent degenerate fanfics and art of the characters. I even heard stories that when parents tried to take their daughters to my little pony conventions only to see nasty neck beard in a pony costume trying to show his gross fan art to them. Imagine being a little girl looking up you're favorite cartoon only to find some sick porn of them. To make it even worse the writers and company apparently cater to these sickos by changing the designs of the toys to fit their needs. Why do men have to pervert everything they see. I get creep vibes when I see a non gay man in a fan base primarily of young girls because gay men that usually are into girl shows like it for the style fashion and the pretty art unlike straight dudes who are usually into it for fap material

107 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10249 19:58

All the world's a gacha, and all the men and women merely 3-stars.

108 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10249 21:53

> using rare prisms because the quest drops dust

109 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10252 17:36

Scientists are using nanbots to guide lazy shit sperm into valuable eggs

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