[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 7] (622)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:09

You just pissed your dream away!

573 Name: (carbon monoxide) : 1993-09-10501 23:25

Government trying to use esoteric memes to psyop you from the forbidden air

574 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 06:02

What the Stop Asian Hate crowd doesnt understand is that we dont hate Chinese people. We hate TCM.

What's wrong with Turner Classic Movies?

575 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 07:15

Dipping donuts in orange juice, someone asked me if American people do that and it didnft even auto complete on google and I realized Ifm a freak

576 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 10:02

sir, youre debating with a 22 yr old kid who still lives at home with his parents and whose twitter bio says "stonks and crypto". save yourself the pyrrhic victory

577 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 21:24

Story Bitch Wed 25 Jun 2008 02:00:00 No.4739831 Report
>>4739620

Gah, please, this isn't /b/, people, save the gay/black/trans/assorted minority-bashing for there. This was the one of the shitiest of South Park's ignorant, selfish, "hey look at me I'm being offensive to get attention" juvenile drivel. First of all, Garrison is the worst character, and his sex change came out of the fucking blue, just so they could make an episode making fun of trans people. Second, trans people have a legitimate problem, and, until we can somehow send in swarms of nanobots to change the DNA in all their cells, then hormone therapy and plastic surgery will be their best hopes. Its not furry or otherkin faggotry; the developing fetus is identical in males and females up until a certain point in development, and its possible that the male body can develop while the female-wired brain remains, or vice-versa. Its one thing to make your body superficially resemble what it would look like if you were the opposite physical sex, in order for your physical sex to be more in-line with your gender (what you are inside/identify as), and putting on a fursuit and pretending you're a fox. Again, South Park fans, like South Park, use faulty analogies to support their ignorance and bigotry.

578 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 21:36

There are small bands of Mongolian ultra-nationalist thugs that style themselves as neo-Nazis and have assaulted foreigners including whites, blacks, and particularly, Chinese. They are especially provoked by foreigner interaction with Mongolian women. They are mostly found in the capital, especially in the cheaper bars and night clubs.

579 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 00:12

electricity inside anus is absolutely delicious, like a massage. This product offers very nice contractions inside..

580 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 17:31

I'm curious what it is but i have no desire to see it visually. Can someone describe what goatse is?

Wait is goatse that weird Hentai of a little baby goat wanting to play videogames but ends up getting sexually assaulted instead?

581 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 13:38

Perhaps because they only eat dog food, which smells delicious, dogs donft produce anything nearly as gross as what comes out of a human being, let alone a woman. (Womenfs shit smells worse than menfs,

582 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 05:31

Check out BLK — a free dating app for Black singles.

583 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 06:47

> my number is so big even if you filled the entire universe with electrons that still would be less than my made up number

very cool u fuckin loser.

584 Name: vc: soy : 1993-09-10507 01:52

Staring at this image like the occluded mahdi just appeared in front of me

585 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 02:11

some of the animus towards AI ethics comes from the perception that their work is being done at the expense of alignment work

i.e. People are working on "how do we make sure the AI doesn't say the N word", instead of "how do we make sure the AI doesn't turn us into paperclips"

586 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 09:55

The famous bible quote from jesus himself: Let ye without sin blow their fvcking heads off.

587 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 11:44

The Gay Magic Guide To Sexual Domination is the ONLY sorcery book of it's kind that is geared towards empowering gay people to attract the mates they desire, whether they be straight or gay.This unique book is also a talisman that connects you with powerful streams of consciousness to empower all of your seduction and dating. By viewing the sigils contained within before and after you engage in any of the practices offered, you will experience dramatic relationship and romance manifestations. No other book in existence connects you to the powerful streams of gay seduction; only the Intergalactic Guild Of Occult Sciences has the knowledge to do this.You'll learn powerful bio-physical and sorcery techniques that allow you to seduce nearly anyone you desire.

588 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 19:38

she's your travel guide, backpack, secretary, and tard-wrangler all in one and all she asks for in exchange is tasty food and interesting conversation, she's like if g.k. chesterton was a retarded floating baby

589 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 05:32

Why didnt any narutards fight back? I mean.. come on they always say "lol if i was a ninja i would pwn ninjas ass"

590 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 23:52

One issue is that ya'll degenerates are paying for full body furry commissions (good for you!) but keeping it private. Thats no way to create cultural impact.

Rent a gallery and host an art show
Buy a chapel and have them paint a ceiling
Sculpt it in marble on your Mausoleum

591 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10510 03:00

Jo

I love the simpsons and this movie was really crappy!!!!FRONTSIDE??? puh this shit has got to land on the dumpyard.

592 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10510 07:45

#dnquality

593 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10510 14:45

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594 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10511 05:06

he has a rimworld folder too
i thought they closed that place down but it makes sense that anon would be enough of a faggot to go to the world's #1 gay anal rimming emporium so regularly that he needs a special folder to hold his membership fee receipts

595 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10511 06:03

Doug from Who's Right? is back to discuss how Black on Asian crime is a result of white supremacy and how Patrick Michael got a new soundboard and proves white people are not that great. Also, Adam Goldstein joins us to discuss his legal issues with Stuttering John.

596 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10511 09:49

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

597 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10514 19:03

i can't believe the whole time i actually disliked this game because it was on mobile, not because i've already seen people spend thousands of dollars to not even get the shit they want in the game because of stupid ass gacha bullshit. silly me. thanks kotaku

598 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 00:01

According to police officer, "Omkar Singh told the police that his daughter Manju had relations with several men. He had asked her to mend her ways several times in the past. However, she did not pay heed. Out of pure rage, he chopped off her head with the sword".

599 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 01:10

Sounds strangely hilarious when the story is this compressed. Not the most fun situation to actually participate in.

600 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 03:53

Actually, that's what both many Christian and non-Christian theologians professionally call: "We do a little trolling."

601 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 17:27

Thank you Google for recommending me videos debunking creationism from anison videos. I was totally having a creationist vs naturalist debate rage internally while I was jamming to iiAJ

602 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 17:46

Fuck this 24/7 porn bullshit and fuck this Website and the people in it. What I want is this, god damn it. THIS is what I call proper art. Man, I love ahegaokami. They don't pump out porn, they pump out wholesome content and just overall cute stuff that I would not dare masturbate to. It's a god damn pity that the weather is getting nicer and everyone is just busy fapping and playing video games all day long. I don't want to be horny. It's not even a gimmick or funny. I just want to find genuine happiness in this world. I just want to be with the ones I love, the ones I can call a friend, a family. I just want to sit on a Swing with everyone I love and Swing away my borrow, knowing i'm at good hands. I don't care about this "Shut up and fap" excuse anymore. I don't want any business with porn at all. I want Sex with Passion. I want to feel the bond, feel the love with my partner. This is what sex is about, but the internet trashed it away. And for all the dead weights Who want to argue that that's not the case, fuck you. And adios

603 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10516 00:01

BURNSOUCOU, the lone developer behind the kemono switch fighting game Mofumofu Sensen, has decided to try to localize the game for other countries, because someone made fan art of the main character with a huge ass.

604 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10516 10:00

Real world use for virtual vippers writing formal proofs in purely functional scheme in video essays to formally call dqn filth out for the distasteful cretins they are.

605 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 16:50

I love fucking since for inventirng computer gammes.

606 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 21:26

Put your country as Gabon in the parameters and you won't have this problem anymore

607 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 06:25

staying here for long will do so much more harm than good. feeling like youfre a part of an anonymous online community when your goal is to have better social life only pushes you deeper into being antisocial. therefs a lot of great advice here that goes into waste, because looking at a good advice makes you feel like youfre doing something, even though chances are youfll never end up doing it and forget it within 10 minutes. it feels so good to communicate with people here, but if you want an actual irl social life, it will only make things worse.

608 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 08:33

Police reconstruction of events: "Suspect presumably mistook gas canister for his Thermos, cracked top, realized his mistake as gas began hissing out. Reached for lunchbox, discovered he accidentally brought his car battery instead. Tosses battery angrily to the ground."

609 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 09:45

ah yes the two genders, mark zuckerberg and nondescript asian woman

610 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 10:03

Weddings are literally a party celebrating two people who fuck. Everyone in the world has to know the couple is fucking--even God.

611 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 14:36

U.S. Soccer
Recognizing Juneteenth is to create awareness of the holiday, to drive discussion, and to turn that discussion into action. In this season of change, we strive to do our best work every day encouraging allyship, inclusivity and belonging.

Belgium FA is with U.S. Soccer

612 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 17:14

Go outside you dirty cracker. You're making your race weak by complaining on the internet instead of breeding your fellow women, except you hate real women which is why you will disappear, because you're in the lowest tier of manhood in the civilization your ancestors built lmao
Oh wait you can't even go outside cause you're allergic to sunlight lmao
you lack HUMAN genetic code like MELANIN. Meanwhile a Black Savannah warrior can easily withstand the POWER of the sun. Fucking crackers can't even look at the sun LMAO

613 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 22:09

Naomi Osaka injury party

614 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 00:39

Katie Kat

Why was Sanjay acting like that? Was he uncomfortable in Meganfs costume or whatever did he have to use the bathroom bad or something? What do you think?

2 years ago

Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi

Itz Katelyn You know why

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi what would your opinion be? Just wondering what you think on the reason why

1 year ago

Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi

Itz Katelyn he was acting like that because he was uncomfortable in the suit

1 year ago

Travis Rose

Or maybe it that's she farted in the costume and sinks.

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Travis Rose yeah possibly, I might have to look that one up. I heard Megan has a huge crush on him idk why she forced him to go in that suit with her. She should have let someone else in there other than her crush. I mean he ainft gonna want to date her after that lmao

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Travis Rose and I wouldnft call that a favor for her, that was her playing a trick probably maybe she was up to something 🤷🏽‍️

1 year ago

Macaco Velho

maybe it's because she farted in his face inside the costume where he had difficulty breathing

7 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
I believe it has nothing to do with love but with the heat of fantasy and its fart

7 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think he breathed better with her farting or without her farting? Also why do you think he yelled Craigfs name?

7 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat her fart would give him more air to breathe but as a result the smell would get really awful and I think he yelled the name Craig because Craig is his best friend and Sanjay didn't know what to do when she farted and asked Craig for help Do something

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I'd rather have that difficulty breathing than having to support myself with Megan's fart to breathe

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think Craig saved him in the end or no?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I think Megan must have scolded Sanjay for calling Craig, because that wasn't part of the play, even though she's wrong to fart in Sanjay's face

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat but what's your opinion about it?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
why do you think Megan farted in Sanjay's face being that she's in love with him?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I feel sorry for Sanjay because he helped Craig throughout the episode and in the end he had to stay in this costume and even got Megan's fart in his face

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat 🤢

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho well it said on Meganfs character that she has a secret crush on Sanjay, but if she does then she shouldnft have done that to him bcs shefs just rude and disgusting 🤢 no offense but she wonft attract him and he ainft gonna want her

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho my opinion is I think she should have canceled that pageant haha

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho I agree with you on that one and what do you think Megan did that wasnft part of the play? Was it farting or Sanjay yelling?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat yes much better than forcing Sanjay to stay in that stinky heat and still her fart

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat the fart

6 months ago

615 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 00:40

>>614
Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho I would have told Megan that shefs fired or to cancel that pageant, who knows maybe I would have burned her costume 😂😂

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat and i loved your idea of ​​burning her fantasy so no one else would suffer from being the butt

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho thatfs probably why he said he canft make it, he doesnft wanna take the risk of her farting in his face and smelling nasty in a suit. Idk why Sanjay wanted to go in there, I bet he regretted it

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho dang I feel bad for him, what do you think Megan was wearing in there shorts or underwear?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
I believe, that's all you said, the question is what did she eat to release that fart?

4 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho she probably ate beans or spicy foods bcs that makes us gassy. She needs to hold it in better and she needs to know when to do it when itfs the right time. Her doing that to him was the wrong time. Unfortunately her mom never taught her manners.

4 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho it really depends tho , bcs sometimes boy farts are stinky too. What do you think she was wearing in there?

4 months ago

Bob Clan

@Katie Kat why do u guys even care

3 months ago

Katie Kat

@Bob Clan wefre just curious lol

3 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho also about her having a crush on him and farting I his face, I think she was trying to give him a pink eye, so he can only look at her and no one else

3 months ago
Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat my mom has the habit of farting on my side or in my face, but that doesn't mean I do these things with my friends and anyone else, so I think anyone can have good manners, regardless of their mother

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Bob Clan because we care about these little details

3 months ago

616 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 00:40

>>615
Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat yes, we are curious

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat Megan is very jealous, I have no doubt that she would do such a thing, and she also farts a lot during the drawing, and she should have farted a few farts near Sanjay, to be able to do that, maybe this isn't even the first fart she's farted dropped it in Sanjay's face

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I think that's why I felt sorry for Sanjay, because my mom farted on my side too, so I don't want anyone else to go through that either, it's very disgusting and stinky

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
yes maybe she farted several times just to keep him quiet and only stopped farting when he didn't make any more noise, yes when my mom farts in my face i wash my face for a long time so it doesn't get stinky

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat my mother farts a lot like Megan, but I'm not like that, so Megan I think her mother farted on her side and in her face too, and ended up becoming that way because she didn't learn not to repeat her mother's steps, just like I

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat do you think she farted on purpose? or was it by accident and she holding it

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho probably on purpose it seems like

2 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I also think, probably she must fart in fantasy with anyone who is inside the fantasy, that's why Héctor didn't go, she must have farted in fantasy with him inside

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho how come Sanjay went in there then if he didnft want to?

2 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
because he made a deal with Megan, that she would give the clothes to disguise the eel, and in exchange Sanjay would have to go inside

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho was it Craig that made the deal tho? Since he called her.

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho this may be a weird question but do you think Sanjay had to go to the bathroom really bad while he was in the costume? And do you think he was hungry or so?

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think he had to use the bathroom really bad too?

2 months ago

617 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 18:56

BREAKING NEWS: SONIC ORIGINS SHOWS TAILS LITERALLY GETTING TROLLED (which was missing from the Sonic 2 movie) I REPEAT A SONIC GAME CANONICALLY SHOWS TAILS GETTING TROLLED THIS IS NOT A DRILL

618 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 23:54

it kind of freaks me out that there are still people still freaking out about the word "soccer" and particularly Americans liking football like it's the 80s or the 90s, especially since as for foreign audiences North America are small compared to Asia these days. Redditors amirite

619 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 08:54

Radio 4 host Justin Webb admits he had 'no idea' transgender athlete he interviewed about sport rule changes once BOASTED about knocking out women - as listeners compare it to 'asking what Jack the Ripper thinks about street safety'

Ohenebeakunu Justice Darteh
Hahahaha
I Laugh enter washroom

620 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 11:03

I'm agnostic, but let me follow the idea

God,a being so powerful and so ancient that it created the whole universe, all the galaxies and all the planets, is going to be mad just because 2 mortals of the same sex kiss?

621 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 21:27

Roses are red
And violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And you
Shit in a bathtub

Her life was great until a movement or two
That isnft funny, kinda, thatfs entirely up to you
Couldfve just taken one stroke or so
But when you gotta, you gotta, gotta, gotta go

Has she ever wanted to shit on a dome
I bet shefd fuckinf love to shit all over Justin Wong
Yeah, shefs more skanky than bitches and hoes
Hefd clean that shit up while you play Super Smash Bros

Shefs dirty, shefs criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She canft get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

Now wefre not tonguing, but if she wants to fight
Ifll fuck her shit up etill shefs run the line, mud all night
None of us care about your bigotry dance
eCause itfs overshadowed by the time you shit your pants
She thinks shefs over with her skills and tricks
But none of that matters when youfre shitting bricks

Was a l33t poo fight, now give her a break
Bitch it was a motherfuckinf Solid Snake

Shefs dirty, shefs criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She canft get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

Yeah me and Kirbopher, wefre just your boy ties
We love you, Kira, we just canft stop you hoo-hoo-hooing boys
Itfs just so peachy when you flirt with the boys
Ifm talkinf about rubbing up backwards, bending over sideways, flicking us always
Scat is your choice
Ifve gotten tired of hearing this same old shit
(Princess Peach)
And wefre all glad that you decided to quit
(Go back to Alaska)
Yeah, if youfre butthurt, then back that shit up
eCause ifm about to drop this like 2 Girls, 1 Cup, yeah

Shefs dirty, shefs criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She canft get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

622 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10523 22:21

Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie
Takes his tests and wears his maskies
Still got Covid, every strain
Got spike proteins in his brain
Got the VAIDS at 24,
"Dr. Fauchi, gimmie more!"
Had a stroke at 25,
"Thank Moderna I'm alive!"
Swollen heart at 26,
Prayed to Pfizer for a fix
Died of SADS at 27,
Somehow thought he'd go to Heaven
Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie
Took his clot shots, wore his maskies
Obituary headline noted:
"Anti-Vaxxer Dies of Covid."

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