You just pissed your dream away!
wasn’t even 48 hours man. died friday and was up and gone before dawn on sunday
guy billed for 72 hours on a project and did like 36 hours of work, MAX
This track makes me think of an 8-year-old girl undergoing an overhaul in her school uniform: Her blouse shrinking into a sleeveless crop top; her necktie turning into a bowtie; her plaited skirt changing color from a plain gray to a crimson plaid; her tights splitting apart and then shrinking into a pair of knee-high stockings; her Maryjane shoes growing high heels. Once the transfiguration of her wardrobe is complete, she'd start walking right towards us, moping and doping as she looks down at her magically-modified clothes in shock and confusion. The track ends with our view slowly but surely zooming into the schoolgirl's now-exposed belly button.
Child abuse - not a problem in Scotland, go fill your boots.
Singing bad songs - Jail time, you bad bad boy.
Porn sites should ban All Russians. Non-russians too.
Wow this sounds amazing, I'm going to buy this game and let it sit unplayed in my steam library for years.
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We find that while block-based deduplication of our dataset can lower storage consumption to as little as 32% of its original requirements, nearly three quarters of the improvement observed could be captured through whole-file deduplication and sparseness. For four weeks of full backups, whole file deduplication (where a new backup image contains a reference to a duplicate file in an old backup) achieves 87% of the savings of block-based.
I once had a girl who wanted to send me nudes and guess what I did? I send her a picture of Jonah Jameson and said I don’t need nudes, I need pictures of Spider-Man and she couldn’t stop laughing
Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?
I dont know if you knew this....but laws of consent dont apply to blow up dolls
The line at my moms house that runs to the city sewer line burst. We did not know. Until someone came to work on something else and discovered it. This pipe was broken and was leaking raw sewage from our house for literally YEARS.
However. It burst below the garden (my late grandmother’s rose garden). So the garden was just straight up processing all that sewage, and the plants fucking loved it. And that’s how we discovered the reason one of the rose bushes had grown to 25 feet tall and was at eye height on the second floor. Like this thing was fucking huge, it was a sewage mutant beast. At the bases the stalks were like a roll of quarters, so thiccccc. And beautiful roses, like that thing had a hundred roses blooming come May, while its siblings on the other side of the house, away from the sewage line, had like 5-10. It’s crazy how that garden just used all of that, there was no smell at all, nor any indication. I had been living there and being the gardener as part of my payment for rent, so I’d spent the last two years in that garden nearly every day and had never smelled a thing, and I have been told my nose is very sensitive.
My mom got really, really, really lucky that the only thing that happened was fucking thriving plants instead of a 5 figure bill.
Whenever you see the premable of the constitution remember that the man who wrote it then went home and put a whalebone up his dickhole
I GET SO SICK OF SATANIC BANDS AS A NATURE COUWNTRY PERSON AND THIS CIND OF ATMOSPHERIC ESPECIALY THIS ONE IS MY BEST BAND EVER THAT TUCH ME AT A SPIRITUAL LEVAL
loooooooool EPIC REPLY 2 anonymous person thats the real story bro!freacking tards faggot dragqueen anus whisler stop wasting our oxygen we need it for normal people its not for error of humanity like u ,get the special this week in lowes hardware store 9.99 for 50 feet of rope find the nearest branch or bridge and just help yoourself and society swinging in the air by the neck please god!really GIRL IS THE IMPORTANT THING IN THIS VIDEO NOT THE TOOL GAYLORD!
Country is just farm emo.
> "wokism" whatever that is
It’s when you’re black but for political reasons
>>517 Dumbass...
piss off a jamiacan, really bad
i mean talk shit about his dreads
have a recorder handy
you'll have all the bad ass jamiacan style vocals you could want
then right before they try to bash you over the head, whip out a fat blunt and explain your shit
1 of 2 things are going to happen
they are going to try to whoop your ass, or if they are like any jamiacans i know, they will appreciate the balls....
even better yet, have a friend with a recorder handy and intentionally pick a fight with 'em .... after you are down beating the hell out of each other have your guy whip out a fat blunt
and keep the recorder going
tell me once you get back to the studio you wont be higher than a kite on life, with some fucked up experiences for inspiration
yeah, i mean your eye might hurt but this is a drum and bass forum so you can check that pussie shit at the login page
idgaf i dont understand how yall will support goreshit when his genre is literally called LOLICORE
Beluga whales are not "poggers". The behaviour you think is cute is actually anger and aggression. That whale would try to kill you if you were in the water with it
buddy i appreciate how you're open about your opinions. that's cool. what would also be cool would be if you didn't call an agender person a guy
You of all people should be happy about Twitter prioritizing free speech, you'll be able to talk about how much you want to beat the shit out of conservative women without getting banned now.
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Printers get me sooo flustered they're just so gentle and controlled and precise My heart flutters a little when I smell ink or feel the heat coming off a sheet of freshly printed paper. I used to work at an office with a large printer up front that got a lot of paper jams, and it was such a joy to service. I miss that intimate, loving experience of opening it up and feeling it's warmth on my fingers, being so careful with it's internal parts as I explored the issue. I like to think that I was giving it some relief by getting that jammed page out.
I like humping pillows while I am on my bed or on the floor. I find these places more comfortable for this purpose. Since I want to avoid rug burns, I have a blanket spread out if on the floor. I like wrapping small pillow and then a medium pillow on top of a large stuffed animal in the same way as a hot dog does. I hold the wrapped stuffed animal down and put pressure on the place where the pillow meets the vagina by taking both of my hands down there. I have found that putting pressure there at a comfortable speed is very pleasurable and once you start feeling the pressure more, you can start grinding against it to enhance your pleasure. I also like sitting up on the pillow and humping it quickly at a speed I am comfortable with. In my experience humping fast produces a stronger orgasm. So, don’t stop when humping the pillow even if you get tired because stopping usually is very frustrating as it prolongs the orgasm.
ty for the benadryl lore
An added thought: perhaps these guys are just a bunch of tryhards with no genuine authenticity or sincerity to their posts
ok i'm not going to argue with you man. I'm jamaican. i was listening to radio when this song came out. i am TELLING you its not George Nooks. Do you even know who George Nooks is? You are making a fool of yourself.
that happeed to me once there was spmeone banging the walls reallyloud in my building and i just curled up on my bed shaking and covered my earsuntil it ended someone told me it was a person stuck in their washroom and they were trying to get help
I'm not normally one to say "why was this five second 1.3k views 13 year old video recommended to me in Dec. 2020" but why was this this five second 1.3k views 13 year old recommended to me in Dec. 2020
The first time i watched this video i had a panic attack for days after hearing the abrupt and lour pop at 7:31 so yeah if your like me and random noises trigger panic attack be wary
Brb chemically castrating myself so I can properly understand the characterization in Transformers
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the only way to defeat the deep state was to make it legal to allow an unlimited amount of bugs in the food
If I make it to 30 and a catgirl (specifically Vanilla from Nekopara) never sits on my fucking face, I'll flip a coin and Heads I blast my brains all over the kitchen ceiling or Tails I transition and become Vanilla from Nekopara.
Every now and then a dick is so pretty it lives on in your mind, making other dicks seem… blah. But that’s a really like, thrice in a lifetime dick experience
There's more in the quote retweets if you wanna see teenage girls defend grown-ass men.
Looks like swahili tribes put holes into their cows to harvest their blood then mix the extracted blood with the animal's milk to sustain themselves because their beliefs forbid them from eating plants. As a result it weakens their herds and reduces their milk and meat yield. A similar process is used by vegans of the west as well. To be able to create meat-like sustenance they use unnatural processes that cause extra energy expenditure, create waste and introduce chemicals to food. Both Swahilians and westerners are inefficient omnivores by proxy. If they managed to put their false beliefs and morals aside they would benefit greatly from their newfound modus operandi. Following the same logic we can easily say that borders and definitions are arbitrary constructs built on false beliefs as well and I am actually having intercourse with a polish woman by proxy when I fuck my dog.
>>542
Made sense until the polish woman part. Is it just trying to say that veganism is equally incoherent?
>>543
It's trying to say that he's horny for Polish women but lacks a non-canine outlet for his frustrations.
>>544
sad. many such cases!
子供部屋の製糞器 精神分裂病河合豚ウンコ貼り丸の内アスぺ爺ィは朝鮮人らしく家でおとなしく寝てろ害児
在日朝鮮人は祖国へ帰れさもなくば日本の空気吸うな
NFL, MLB, NBA provide valuable platform for AAPI
She looks like my son. Source? Post more
I dont think Winston Churchill can talk about anyone doing the right thing
I've only had sex once and the guy couldn't cum because I was too ugly
Undertale reacts to touhou
I'm 18 and I know what a floppy disk is. Heck, I own one. It's purple btw and it doesn't have anything on it yet.
does hatsune miku qualify as a fictional character or is she real. like it’s different from, say, gorillaz, cause her entire thing is that she’s a robot/computer program/what have you, and also she isn’t an alter ego for one specific artist. so by being canonically digital in her lore and also the same thing in real life i don’t think she is fictional. my point is when you play games that feature her she is actually talking to you like you are conversing face to face with the actual real hatsune miku and not just her likeness
“Somethingcheeky killakill gunworld boobcomicfurries everywhere, anomalies with big heads and anomalous mouth, get off my tractor. G8 hurtingspring. Shot through door, shoot eyes instead of punishment, made zombie gunrunners problem.”
if the persians had had a group of waffle house employees at the battle of thermopylae the spartans would have been toast in the first hour. a bunch of scared LARPers wouldnt be able to resist their vengeance
>>553
Interesting point.
I personally think the only qualification necessary to make someone or something a fictional character by definition is the presence of counterfactuals. You can see on Miku's official profile (https://ec.crypton.co.jp/pages/prod/virtualsinger/cv01_us) that, although she is acknowledged to be a singing voice synthesizer, she has anthropomorphic traits that software objectively cannot have or that do not align with reality.
These include an age (while her original voice bank will in fact be 16 years old in a few months, she has always been 16 and will presumably continue to be 16 when her voice bank ages past that), a height, and a weight. One could argue that her height and weight implicitly apply to digital worlds in which such concepts exist independent of our reality, but the age thing nonetheless seems counterfactual. Perhaps an argument could be made that such digital worlds possess their own decoupled and static time axis, but Miku's unchanging age nonetheless seems to contradict the clear passage of time in (most) such worlds.
Regardless, one could create a digital entity that is 'real' by carefully avoiding assigning them any fictional characteristics. Hatsune Miku just probably isn't such an entity.
I'm going to fuck Hatsune Miku and we'll have babies
Somebody should make an ai waifu chatbot already. Microsoft or google made something like that, but then shut her down from public and only use her privately.
I like how people make fun of him and his team, not realising that nobody will remember them, they'd just be another parasite burdening their country's social advantages, while the people they're making fun of are Elite at what they do, and have written their names in history books.
this is real. this is a real antifa group who really actually use lupin the fucking third as their goddamn guy fawkes mascot. in KANSAS CITY of all places
According to the 1818 Dictionnaire Infernal by Collin de Plancy Belphegor was Hell's ambassador to France.
I told her to dance! Instead she exploded. I told her to explode, and she exploded. I told her to take off her top, and she exploded. Everything I tell her to do she explodes! This game sucks because I was expecting expecting her to dance agasint a pole! Instead she got out a gun!
Ballin', but at what cost?
Panic! at the Twenty One Fall Out Dragons yass means yay a sex slave don't say it
Bunnies occasionally get so happy that they do little flippy jumps and break their spines and die. It's the most brutal happiness ever.
Now Master Tyrone shall teach you his understanding of the first word of power, "We".
I think all IxxP types hide their greatest strength from others for multitude of reasons. INFPs/ISFPs hide their deep insightful emotions, probably because that isn't generally accepted in a more expressive/mirroring Fe society. INTPs/ISTPs hide their reconstructed understanding of Te systems that society tends to purpurate, as not copying and pasting the already existing systems goes against the "rule-following attitude" that society also needs. Yet we all cherish IxxPs long after they're dead for their emotional/intellectual insight and originality, but their lives were anything but cherished.
Man, this guy needs his own show on adult swim. We'll call it "Ghost's radio beatdown". The whole cartoon revolves around him being racist and screaming at every two year old because they think his laughter their laughter is pointed towards him. In the final episode, Ghost crashes a blimp into a building where he believes all his trolls are, but the building happens to be the one place where his fanclub meets. He is than given the chair, and the my little pony theme plays us out.
Maybe stop calling me fatshit and this will end?
I would love to see instruments, music lessons, and free haircuts at an immigrant detention center. Cut to three sad dudes in a dark cell playing a violin, accordion, trumpet without much energy/enthusiasm. Then one guy (clearly a white immigrant from a Euro country) plays this beautiful classical music solo number and there are guards who hear this and take pity and give him citizenship on the spot. Hard cut to the three dudes in the cell who now have a light shinning on them and who get up and start playing a little banda or mariachi song & it's really good but of course the guards don't care cause it's Mexican dudes playing music. Cut to a random immigrant detainee who was getting a haircut in the background. The barber gets rid of his old messy hair and styles it up to look slick and maybe overly gelled and stereotypical American-business like. It's another useless attempt to change/anglicize appearance so that someone might hear your case for fleeing your country. Anyway - ty for letting me use this thread to workshop a new music video pitch
The R in R2D2 stands for Racist.
Government trying to use esoteric memes to psyop you from the forbidden air
What the Stop Asian Hate crowd doesnt understand is that we dont hate Chinese people. We hate TCM.
What's wrong with Turner Classic Movies?
Dipping donuts in orange juice, someone asked me if American people do that and it didn’t even auto complete on google and I realized I’m a freak
sir, youre debating with a 22 yr old kid who still lives at home with his parents and whose twitter bio says "stonks and crypto". save yourself the pyrrhic victory
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Gah, please, this isn't /b/, people, save the gay/black/trans/assorted minority-bashing for there. This was the one of the shitiest of South Park's ignorant, selfish, "hey look at me I'm being offensive to get attention" juvenile drivel. First of all, Garrison is the worst character, and his sex change came out of the fucking blue, just so they could make an episode making fun of trans people. Second, trans people have a legitimate problem, and, until we can somehow send in swarms of nanobots to change the DNA in all their cells, then hormone therapy and plastic surgery will be their best hopes. Its not furry or otherkin faggotry; the developing fetus is identical in males and females up until a certain point in development, and its possible that the male body can develop while the female-wired brain remains, or vice-versa. Its one thing to make your body superficially resemble what it would look like if you were the opposite physical sex, in order for your physical sex to be more in-line with your gender (what you are inside/identify as), and putting on a fursuit and pretending you're a fox. Again, South Park fans, like South Park, use faulty analogies to support their ignorance and bigotry.
There are small bands of Mongolian ultra-nationalist thugs that style themselves as neo-Nazis and have assaulted foreigners including whites, blacks, and particularly, Chinese. They are especially provoked by foreigner interaction with Mongolian women. They are mostly found in the capital, especially in the cheaper bars and night clubs.
electricity inside anus is absolutely delicious, like a massage. This product offers very nice contractions inside..
I'm curious what it is but i have no desire to see it visually. Can someone describe what goatse is?
Wait is goatse that weird Hentai of a little baby goat wanting to play videogames but ends up getting sexually assaulted instead?
Perhaps because they only eat dog food, which smells delicious, dogs don’t produce anything nearly as gross as what comes out of a human being, let alone a woman. (Women’s shit smells worse than men’s,
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> my number is so big even if you filled the entire universe with electrons that still would be less than my made up number
very cool u fuckin loser.
Staring at this image like the occluded mahdi just appeared in front of me
some of the animus towards AI ethics comes from the perception that their work is being done at the expense of alignment work
i.e. People are working on "how do we make sure the AI doesn't say the N word", instead of "how do we make sure the AI doesn't turn us into paperclips"
The famous bible quote from jesus himself: Let ye without sin blow their fvcking heads off.
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she's your travel guide, backpack, secretary, and tard-wrangler all in one and all she asks for in exchange is tasty food and interesting conversation, she's like if g.k. chesterton was a retarded floating baby
Why didnt any narutards fight back? I mean.. come on they always say "lol if i was a ninja i would pwn ninjas ass"
One issue is that ya'll degenerates are paying for full body furry commissions (good for you!) but keeping it private. Thats no way to create cultural impact.
Rent a gallery and host an art show
Buy a chapel and have them paint a ceiling
Sculpt it in marble on your Mausoleum
Jo
I love the simpsons and this movie was really crappy!!!!FRONTSIDE??? puh this shit has got to land on the dumpyard.
#dnquality
he has a rimworld folder too
i thought they closed that place down but it makes sense that anon would be enough of a faggot to go to the world's #1 gay anal rimming emporium so regularly that he needs a special folder to hold his membership fee receipts
Doug from Who's Right? is back to discuss how Black on Asian crime is a result of white supremacy and how Patrick Michael got a new soundboard and proves white people are not that great. Also, Adam Goldstein joins us to discuss his legal issues with Stuttering John.
once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably
i can't believe the whole time i actually disliked this game because it was on mobile, not because i've already seen people spend thousands of dollars to not even get the shit they want in the game because of stupid ass gacha bullshit. silly me. thanks kotaku
According to police officer, "Omkar Singh told the police that his daughter Manju had relations with several men. He had asked her to mend her ways several times in the past. However, she did not pay heed. Out of pure rage, he chopped off her head with the sword".
Sounds strangely hilarious when the story is this compressed. Not the most fun situation to actually participate in.
Actually, that's what both many Christian and non-Christian theologians professionally call: "We do a little trolling."