[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 7] (999)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:09

You just pissed your dream away!

2 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 23:50

This is what his half-century in the medical field really means:

His generation of doctors gave us obesity, diabetes, cancer, Alzheimers, auto-immune disorders, and heart disease in the form of their high-statin, low-fat, high-carb, mineral starved diet. They demonized healthy food (salt, saturated fat, red meat) and vitamin and herbal therapies which have a proven and ancient track record in maintaining and improving well-being. At the behest of their demon-possessed pharmaceutical overlords, they invented countless psychological conditions to sell drugs to those who, in spite of their best efforts refused to get sick. They turned pregnancy into a disease that only abortion or an expensive hospital stay (preferably with a c-section) can cure. They passed off garbage non-replicable studies that are not worthy of first-year pre-med students as legitimate research, studies that almost always concluded that the only way to be healthy is to consume and inject a never ending series of toxic (but profitable!) substances into the body. They are utterly without remorse to this day, even in the face of overwhelming evidence which demonstrates their complicity in the death of millions.

When this wicked generation of murderers is dead, I will not dance on their graves, but I will rejoice that their reign of death has ended, and they have finally received that perfect justice which they avoided in life, at the hands of Him who judges righteously.

3 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10188 00:38

Those of Joe Biden's public behaviors that align with classic dementia symptoms are escalating. In the past few days, he strongly exhibited two symptoms: A type of belligerence that's a cover-up for confusion and memory loss and a paranoid fear of those in charge of him.
I used to spend a lot of time in the company of doctors. What always fascinated me were the tales they told of dealing with patients with early-stage dementia. The most interesting point they made was that elderly people, so as not to lose face or admit their own fears, are superb at deflecting the questions aimed at assessing their cognitive skills and memory.

4 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10189 17:35

My wife is a longtime nurse. High-risk maternity. She says that, since the vaxx, miscarriages have skyrocketed; “off the charts”, she says.

And her union, apparently, is trying to mandate the jab. If they do, she’s going to walk away. The degree to which this shit has been insinuated into the medical and legal communities here is just staggering.

It’s a world gone mad.

5 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10190 02:59

"The Japanese are so obsessed with sex. Anyway, let's go take little Timmy down to see the poopdick parade."

6 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10190 15:29

every time i watch this video, i feel scared to speak japanese in front of black people. if i unconsciously said nigai, i could be shot dead.

7 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10190 15:37

We're sitting in a dark room typing "nigger" on an unknown website, fuck are you talking about?

8 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10190 20:19

My soldier. RIP Pops. It's a shame you've been fighting for a country that doesn't give a damn about you or your people. They use to hang us from trees, now they shoot us with our hands up.

This guy killed a woman later that year lmao

9 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10191 09:40

MOD TRANSPARENCY nigger69696#6095 has been banned.

10 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10191 13:47

No, they're very real–just dead. However, once I've sufficiently honed my necromancy, these dead loli will soon be alive once more.

11 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10192 06:13

Submissive? Breedable?? Why don’t you “submit” to the Lord and b-read the New Testament

12 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10192 12:34

When I go out, which is never because I bricked up every window and door to keep you disease ridden filthy disgusting people away from me, I wrap my entire body in 11 layers of plastic wrap and 6 layers of aluminum foil. I also have a team to continually spritz me with sanitizer

13 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10193 02:30

Yeah but to be fair the average chinese battle causes like 200,000 casualties on each side (10,000 civilians eaten), while the average European battle kills 8 squires and a pet rodent named "Bucky"

14 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10193 02:44

Joshua is a really hard book to get through because of the listing of cities and villages and locations, but the good thing is even though you are getting bored of reading the word cities over and over again, Joshua is still giving us new cool names we’ve never seen before. The names of everyone are really unique also. So instead of focusing on the cities , focus on each unique name and how different one is from the next. It makes reading it much easier.

15 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10193 08:42

Blacked is extremely lucky they became a meme and thus THE interracial company to norms, because aside from booking the occasional hot act these days it is extremely mediocre, especially compared to the competition. They think their scenes are tasteful but it comes off as 1st year film student shit, filter-tier lighting as well.

16 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10193 13:04

This is why Rugby League is a minority sport and will never be top 3 in England or bigger than the AFL in Australia.

Every top football country in Europe just played in front of packed crowds at Wembley at the Euros, Wimbledon went on with mostly full crowds and the British Grand Prix just had 150,000 people at it yet the princesses in this sport can't be bothered to grow the game internationally.

Australia and NZ have become a nanny states terrified to do anything, DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!

Lol. Idiot.

Good luck with your cancel everything strategy, you'll be still doing this in 2022, 2023, 2024.

Vaccine won't stop mass numbers of cases happening.

17 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 12:34

Who is m♥♥t?

18 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 19:43

You wake up the sound of an Amazon Audiobook ad blaring at twice the volume of a jet engine. Your ears ringing, you pick up your disposable Amazon Echo and smash it on the ground. You'll have to get another one before you come back home. Getting up and rubbing your eyes, you head over to your wardrobe to don your one-time use clothes. You're glad you got such a good deal on your clothes subscription. You head downstairs and go down into the kitchem. You pay 0.000000000225 Bitcoin to ToastCorp to unlock a one-day use of the toaster. You would get the five-day use, as it's a better deal, but you're on a budget right now. You watch as it pops up cocaine-infused toast with Coca-Cola ads burned into it. You then pay 251,255,619,051,585,151 Doge to pour a glass of Basic Plan Tier 1 Sugar Water, a steal. While you eat breakfast, you look at the Disney Weather Channel. More nuclear fallout from the east, Burger King's CEO is using his recreational nukes again. The temperature outside is 150 fahrenheit. You're glad that humans don't contribute to climate change or that would be even higher. As you're about to finish your luxurious breakfast, you start to hear a voice counting down from 60, and machine turrets deploy from your walls. You're spending too long eating breakfast, and Amazon's analytics has determined that you could use some encouragement. Swiftly jumping up from your seat, you grab your self-defence assault rifle and head out the door. After checking for belligerents, you walk to your Ford Armoured Personnel Transport Vehicle 'Explorer'. You pay a measily 0.0000000000000152 etherium to start the engine, then the autopilot takes over. Luckily this vehicle doesn't have a steering wheel, you know that humans are too dumb to transport themselves. You only get into two car crashes on your journey, your car expertly dodges the self-defence turret fire after you damage their private property. You speed down the Proctor & Gamble 20-lane elevated tollways, 125,251 binance is automatically taken from your wallet. It takes you five hours to get from the suburbs to downtown. You can't believe people actually used to live in cities, what peasants. You finally get to the Amazon Grocery Store, and your car drops you off in the two-mile wide mega-capacity parking lot. You remind yourself that the parking lot has to be that big for black fridays, then you give the car a 0.00000001 Dogecoin tip as you get out. As you walk in the door, alarms begin to blare. Machine gun turrets deploy from the walls as you freeze in place. You realise you forgot to smile as you entered. Employees are required to always smile by contract. Then, the worst happens. Your disposable clothes begin to fall apart at the seams. You forgot to check the best-by date, and they are expiring faster than you expected. Fully naked, you try to run away, but the guns fill your body with thousands of bullets. As you die laying down on the pavement, your wallet is extracted of all of its coin by desperate bystanders. Your final dying breath is "At least I don't have to pay taxes", before everything goes black.

19 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 19:59

I don't appreciate the nudity. Ugh!

20 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 20:15

yeah, i don't mind seeing monkeys disciplined for being little shits but i'm not into torture for no reason. guess i'm a bit of a monkey torture snob in that regard lol.

21 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 23:05

She looks like she is putting makeup over a birth defect, but the more I see her the more I like jerking to her. Its weird

22 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 23:17

Nepal also has made progress in LGBT rights and gender equality. It recognises marital rape and supports abortion rights; however, owing to a rise in sex-selective abortion, constraints have been introduced.

23 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10197 07:39

Of all black people to get impregnated by. Why would you choose jamaican?

24 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10197 16:57

Thanks so much. I found you on google. I had my first food saver sealed meal to reheat, so I read your website, and saw that you could in fact boil it. I boiled it for ten minutes or so. When I took the bag out, the bag opened and dumped into the boiling water. Now I have no dinner,.

Thanks so much.


25 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 10:49

You know who else passed legislation demanding the ethical treatment of animals & livestock? Hitler.

26 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 18:53

"Welcome to the homepage of the greatest webzone EVAR!! Here will be my fanshrine and e-zine dedicated to all things awesome. Expect reviews, soundtracks, blog posts, and articles written by yours truly (and some of my best friends). Shoutout to my high school for FINALLY getting a web development class! Thanks to the unlimited potential for the internet closing all geographic and physical boundaries, this website is an eternal flame that shall burn FOREVER!"

"Sorry I haven't updated in a while....does anyone even still read this anymore? After graduating I haven't had much time for anything besides my internships and interviews. Looking back on this page.....ugh. All I see is garbage web design. At this point it's more of a liability than a portfolio piece. Anyway it's been a year since I last watched an anime, nothing really catches my eye lately, and my fiancee comes first. Soooooo.....I'm probably going to let my webhost expire. If you're an actual employer, look for me on Facebook now"

27 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 21:00

Rated 5 out of 5
Life Changing
It’s difficult for me to put into words what the Thermapen MK4 means to me and my overall quality of life, that of my family, and that of those that swagger up to the bountiful trough of smoked meats I provide. Comparing this instrument of gloriousness to any cooking or bbq’ing temperature accessory is like comparing the Death Star to a package of Kraft singles that’s passed its expiration date.

Number 1. Why does anyone have Kraft singles? That’s not cheese homie. That’s a guy in a lab coat tinkering with leftover yellow chemicals.
Number 2. This Death Star has no secret hidden design flaws.

I bought a competitive product one time - the most expensive one offered at the time - and you had to hold the sides of it for an “instant” reading. The only problem was their definition of instant was about the length of the movie Rambo First Blood, which I have on loop at my home because I’m an American. Also, I have a unique issue in that I have human hands made of skin and that proved problematic in holding the device over a blazing inferno of lump charcoal for any period of time past 4 seconds into Rambo.

When I first saw this product I thought hey… $100 is a lot of money. I could buy hatchet and a betta fish, or a subscription to the meat of the month club (which prolly exists). To say I was naïve is to say Trump doesn’t tweet enough.

The Thornelious Pentacular 5000, as I like to call it, is as advertised. This thing knows when it’s dark outside. A freaking light comes on so you can see it. How can it do that? Why is it so courteous? How many tiny Harry Potter sorcerers live inside this magical wand?

Sometimes, I forget it’s on - because I talk to people sometimes - and I come back and this thing has turned itself off. What kind of a backroom gangsta deal did this thing make with the battery companies to allow that? Did he trade them a bottle of Pappy for it? Two bottles of Pappy? No, prolly just one, because two would be like 50 grand.

I don’t understand Thornelious’s ways, but I sure do appreciate the results. You want rare, you want medium, you want medium rare - done deal, Thornelious is on it in 2 seconds (if he’s hungover). You want well done? Get outta here, leave now.

Sometimes, I take it to restaurants, partly because I don’t want him to feel left out, but also I like to leave it on the table, just to let the establishment know that I’m there, and I like to party. You think the guys in back don’t know Thornelious is out there? Oh they know… trust me… they know. They know they better not be bringing no 150 degree internal temp out to this hombre. Thornelious will Dikembe that steak into the cheap seats and wave his probe in defiance.

I open. I close. I probe. I make it rain with grilling perfection, thanks to the Thornelious Pentacular 5000, formerly known as the Thermapen MK4. If you don’t buy one, I look forward to your term paper on the benefits of communism and eliminating puppies.

28 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 22:09

I love how they are like "yea he fucked his mom but your calling her a him despite him doing it for women and therefore everything about him is wrong"

29 Name: vc: posh : 1993-09-10198 22:09

Guys, he raped his mom, but we really shouldn't be a bunch of neo-nazi chuds who are misgendering him.

Just post whatever you find of people complaining about the misgendered moreso than him raping his mom

30 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 22:15

I would have been ok with this retardery if Chris's violations stopped at fingerbanging. But "SHE" put "HER" dick in "HER" mother.
If you have to say 'yeah the rapist is bad is bad, but', you're a scumbag. There should be no but.

These people are so concerned about misgendering Chris, but where's their concern about the sickly old woman who was being horribly abused by her own child? They're so self absorbed and narcissistic, they can't empathise with any situation which isn't directly related to themselves because, as far as they are concerned, their own feelings are the most important thing in the world. Figures that selfish delusional trannies would throw a shit fit over a rapist getting 'midgendered'.

tfw all trannies are chris chan

31 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 22:57

>>27 i can smell the IPA-drenched soybeard of the balding skinnyfat tech startup dork who wrote this, im fucking seething, i want to break all their fingers with a brick so that i never have to read anything like this again

32 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10199 01:36

i had the same reaction but not sure how u got a soy / tech bro read from it; reads like some inbred arkansas wolf shirt enthusiast to me

33 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10199 02:10

The Star Wars reference + look at it sarcastically.

34 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10199 03:08

Male-male copulation has been observed in captive penguins and homosexual behaviour has been observed among bats, in particular, the fruit bat.

35 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10199 04:05

36 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10199 12:44

Remember, they're of ALL time. All of it. Not some of it. All the time. There is no time left. You must hurry.

37 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10200 09:09

Dirty... filthy... NASTY... too dirty to clean my act up - but as it says in the Bible, "if you ain't dirty, you ain't here to party" (Romans 13:11-14)

38 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10200 21:56

i forgive you for what you perceive as something you should be forgiven for, former child. but i still sentence you to try lsd or psilocybin mushrooms within the next few years. or just listen to a a few recordings of alan watts and/or terence mckenna. although i do suggest you do lsd/shrooms first and while on that do the second thing.
this comment is 30% joke 30% me being drunk and 40% a real suggestion

39 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10201 07:24

big soft cowtits of grainoid waifu vs plump handfuls of pastoral nomadic huntress

40 Name: vc: exese : 1993-09-10201 15:36

Esta en tutubo subtitulada y en latino

41 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10202 01:52

The reporter is firing a .223... I can put the stock on the groin in direct contact with my testicles and the recoil will not affect them at all because there is none.

Now if he said that about shooting a 12ga shotgun with a wooden stock. Maybe, but still. No. He's exaggerating

42 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10202 03:05

Guess I'll have to restart, I don't want to save the galaxy I want to bang Garrus.

43 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10203 13:43

WAIT do people not know that "tastes like prion disease" aint from 1993? its from a tumblr blog that used to make fake ascii art 2ch posts. its from like 2015 or something.

44 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10203 20:43

There was brief concern at my office about a car in the parking lot with a hand-drawn swastika on it, until some Indian coworkers explained

45 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10205 09:27


46 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10205 09:45

These hentai get more absurd every year. What situation would a gyaru get into where she could have unsupervised access to a tapir

47 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10205 20:58

Common sense prevails = more dependence on the government and large multinational corporations

48 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10206 19:26

>pillage and rape across europe
>favorite concubine succumbs to plague
>cherish her dress and bracelet until death because they remind you of how she used to caress your neck and whisper into your ear

researchers: "this cairn was the resting place of a sissy fairy fruit who..."

49 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10207 10:34

I was more afraid of the lining being ripped from my intestines and shot out my ass part. That alone would be enough to keep me indoors.

50 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10207 22:09

believing that the earth is flat & space is fake is objectively less insane tan believing that donald trump, barack obama, or bill gates care about you

51 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10208 19:25

It actually is a legitimately fun game too with a group of friends too. The only drawback is that my older daughter says sussy baka unironically sometimes now.

52 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10208 22:46

Boy is turned into a girl by his perverted mad scientist sister and then she shows him the joys of womanhood (rape).

53 Name: vc: jazz : 1993-09-10208 23:05

Falun Gong's founder, Li Hongzhi, has stated that he believes space aliens walk the Earth, and that modern science and race-mixing are part of their ploy to overtake humanity, and he has reportedly said that he can walk through walls and make himself invisible. Li says that he is a being who has come to help humankind from the destruction it could face as the result of rampant evil. When asked if he was a human being, Li replied "You can think of me as a human being."

54 Name: vc: deepe : 1993-09-10209 00:52

is ur name ~"big mommy milkers" in toki pona bc if so, based

55 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10209 01:00

>>53 i believe him

56 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10210 21:23

God may be real and chose to make His moves both irl and on the net, sending "messengers" to nests of vice like 4channel, etc. Who knows, someone like moot or Hiroyuki could convert and be a new Paul.

57 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10210 22:25

>>56 I think of Lil B this way

58 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10211 09:50

I'd spend all day informing on others, telling the secret police who didn't do enough, who was slacking, reporting people for the most trivial breaks of the central planning committee's orders

all on my Huawei Mate 40 Pro Zedong Edition that costs more than your entire life

59 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10211 16:39

"having no bridge" is antipode to "having bridge", so "destroy bridge" is antipode to "destroy no bridge".
Destroying no bridge is the solution of the problem of having no bridges.
If you have no bridge, destroy no bridge and you will not have no bridge ;)

60 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10211 22:54

Between 2001 and 2019, we spent over $800 billion on military training and weapons. Imagine if every Afghan citizen under the age of 30 had spent the last 20 years in US government built internet cafes, with all traffic of course heavily monitored by the US military for extremism.

Permanent stability in the region should have been a culture war, not an actual war. We had 20 years to get the Afghan children addicted to internet gaming, Netflix, and McDonalds. Instead we chose to spent that time shooting their parents and bombing their homes into rubble. No wonder the country folded the moment we left. We learned nothing from the cold war.

61 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10212 09:39

To be fair, there's big money there - if you go to any website and click "more options" on the "Accept cookies" popup, right there is a list of a few hundred advertising companies who definitely are interested in what us peasants are doing. I agree it's silly that people are worried about vaccines secretly implanting microchips, but when people say "yeah right why do you think you're worth microchipping" I'm like hmmm...

62 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10213 00:28

[guy standing in front of a crumbling bridge]: you know i studied bridge building. not sure why im getting so much amateur outside input rn.

63 Name: what does it mean when I ask God to strike me and nothing happens? : 1993-09-10213 08:16

It means you suck at praying.

It really doesn’t mean anything else. However, it might also mean that you’re a narcissistic coward who likes to show off how ‘brave’ you are by confronting dangers you don’t believe to exist. But it could also just mean that you’re really, really stupid. Or both of those.

Still, at least this particular nonsense is less harmful to the general peace than if you went around toppling gravestones and daring the deceased to hunt you down and rip out your liver or whatever.

64 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10213 16:37


65 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10214 03:00

You can see a vagina once in a cutscene, and if you are lucky enough you may find a female NPC who don't wear underwear. But you won't see a single penis except your own (and only in inventory menu)

66 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10214 05:44

Here at Mashed, we're willing to take a controversial stand every now and then, and this is one issue that we won't be silent about.
You might not be a kid any longer, but you can't deny that Juicy Fruit is one of the tastiest gums on the market.

67 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10215 12:30

Waking up from a 30 year coma:
I can't wait to taste my Turkish pies made from Posavina's golden wheat!

68 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10218 17:28

i'd do anything to have cat girls exist not only loli cat girls my world would be filled with all cat girls and i would cherish this world ... but sadly i cannot create a world of my own for i am a mere human mortal and no such talent such as the creation of worlds lies in my blood

69 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10220 15:35

Kim Jong Un is brave as our Taliban but unfortunately he is not a Muslim.

70 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10224 00:01

What is this, a webm for gay ants?

71 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10224 01:29

the custodian of the civil religion is the subdimensional psycho-gestalt produced by kultural homogenization of the loathsome AWFL, an electrified social fence that zaps your hand for impertinent questions like "do we really need 470000 more afghans?" and "6 dollar coffee? really?"

72 Name: vc: pure : 1993-09-10225 09:08

This might just be me confusing fantasy with what I would actually enjoy IRL, but what if people had the option to pay for a colonoscopy as part of a sexual experience? Sexual arousal is great at reducing pain. Extreme examples like 1man1jar are a perfect example of this. So instead of administering propofol, which doesn't reduce pain but rather stop your capacity to remember it (which may lead to long-term memory problems), why not train professional, legal and free-choice prostitutes (male, female, etc) to conduct these procedures in some sort of dungeon-like room? I know this is taboo and completely against what most doctors want to associate themselves with and the ethics of prostitution can be very complicated. But I honestly believe that, if it is all consensual and ethical, then we could get many more people to get colonoscopies and reduce the risks involved. We could even have a choice of colonoscopes: clinical, tentacle, electric eel, etc.

PSA: If you're over 45, maybe you should consider getting your ass checked out for colon cancer. If you have a family member diagnosed with colon cancer then don't delay, get a colonoscopy today!

73 Name: music of my groin : 1993-09-10226 17:39

The language of your foreskin??!

74 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10227 02:04

that's not makeup, that's pikachu

75 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10227 05:19

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in.....

76 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10227 13:02

I rise! I rise! As I become more erect in East Asia, I rise! You do not understand the POWER of the Small Dong. . . But you will. Expect us.

77 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10228 04:27

Geography is basically the study of the Earth and the many patterns and distributions of natural/cultural phenomena that we find on her surface (geologists like underground stuff), like mountain chains or forests or big cities or deserts or marsupials (those weirdo animals with pouches) or Chipotle franchises . . . and I could go on, but, don't worry, I won't. Not yet! And there are all kinds of geography courses, because there are all kinds of professional geographers . . . GIS folks, plant geographers, historical/cultural geographers (that's me), economic geographers, urban geographers, bio-geographers (they study plants and animals . . . or flora and fauna, if you want to get all fancy) and physical geographers (you know, they study earth quakes and volcanoes and mountains, and rivers . . . that kind of business). This particular course is a world regional geography course. Sort of think of it as dividing the world up into neighborhoods and then learning about all the cool people who live there, how they make a living, what languages they speak and what religions they practice, and what their home environments look like. I think you'll like it. I know I do.

78 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10228 07:27

If nothing else, it'd be an interesting conversation piece at the pearly gates.

St. Peter: "So Tim, what did you do in life?"

Silly person: "I owned the libs."

St. Peter: "Oh really? How?"

Silly person: "........................."

79 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10228 07:31

Bruh she's talking about her families lack of "generational wealth" whilst wearing at least a pound of gold

80 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10228 19:17



81 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10229 01:05

It will never not be funny to me that Aeneas is running back to save his wife, child and father and then just sees Helen and goes, "You know what. Fuck it. Imma kill her instead"

82 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10230 13:40

I’m perfectly happy being non-binary using male bathrooms looking as male as possible but I’ll always have male genitalia but I’ll play both male and female female roles for myself but maybe I’ll growl my voice more when doing male things and whisper more when doing frmale things or maybe just random on purpose and I’m perfectly happy being pansexual but I’ll probably always be happiest with women or alone with myself and masturbation is still cheating on myself because I’m both male and female so I’ll be a ternary pronoun instead of non-binary male, ternary, non-binary and polygamy is only illegal if you’ve never agreed to a divorce except once given marriage documents and divorced if my ex-wife think I’ll ever have sex with her again she shouldn’t have gotten a divorce without my consent over medical issues.

83 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10232 00:11

I called it pee because it is mostly water (apparently scientists have examined it) - but has some urea in it. When we have sexual congress, it is a fact that the bladder fills with water - we always need a pee after sex don't we ?

84 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10233 16:57

WoW is like an old friend from when you were like 12 and lived in a tiny country town for half a year and had to move away that you look up on facebook 10 years later to find out he is a furry with a scat fetish

85 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10233 22:53

Edit: Look, I prefer boofing. I’ve done my research and have decided it’s the most effective way to take most of my substances of choice. If you’re uncomfortable with that, you don’t have to interact.

However, there are other people in this world who are boofing their drugs. And some of these people might be working with caustic chemicals. So instead of diluting this thread with “StOp sTiCkInG tHiNgS iN yOuR aSs!” let’s just focus on the question I actually asked.

86 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10233 22:57

I work in the US embassy in Brazil and secret agents beamed a picture of Carmen Electra into my mind’s eye. I instantly busted and my terminal was left defenceless. Over $7 billion dollars worth of confidential information was taken. DM me for more info.

87 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10234 02:21

He is the Game Dude, he is so rude
he flees the country when he court date is due

88 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10234 20:13

I actually kind of respect him for getting the woke gender joke out of the way early so he could have the robot contemplate how there is no god, only nothingness

89 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10235 11:52

な な ひ ら の 黒 歴 史

90 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10235 20:09

He is very much a responsible member of his society, even when he's out in the forest playing in the mud.

91 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10237 15:50

It's the weirdest thing. Any time a Japanese girl takes a selfie, the phone automatically morphs the image in to a picture of food. Eventually you become like those dudes in The Matrix. Pancakes is a fashionista, burger is a sporty girl etc

92 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10237 15:55

>people with siblings are not into incest

fuck you, I have a sister, I love and want to fuck her. Everyday is pain because I'm reminded it will never happen

93 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10238 20:44

as goofy as this is today, i think a lot of people kinda forget what it's like to be a kid and how absolutely reasonable and rational drawing something like this is for a child. a few of y'all need to chill out.

if i was going to go further i would say that the insertion of amongus characters into the twin towers acts (as do many favorite characters that kids draw) as a sort of self-insertion, allowing the children to vicariously experience the moment and feel empathy for the individuals within the picture

94 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10239 17:14

I don't know how we got onto it but I found out my wife had never seen Boyz in the Hood and I showed her that, which she liked. She thought Laurence Fishburne was great in that.

And then I showed her Cowboy Curtis because , and it broke her brain.

95 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10239 22:56

The epistemic race to the bottom is certainly on, I didn’t understand I had an obligation to join

96 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10240 12:27

It doesn't get better. There are the seeds of some interesting philosophical ideas, but they're overwhelmed by the gratuitous violence and gore. The chapters about the development of the prime intellect are torture free, but I didn't like those either because the books version of the singularity was too hand-wavey magic for me. Personally I wished that I had stopped after the zombie sex scene.

97 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10240 13:10

child rape and genocide are not “ok”

98 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10241 00:01

Goliath spent most of his childhood alone. He was a shy gentle soul, but was always far too big for his age. The other children feared his size and tried to cut him down first. His clumsy movements annoyed adults too as he generally caused more work than he accomplished. However his mother never stopped supporting and encouraging him, "Goliath, one day your strength will be your greatest asset. You can be the greatest warrior in our land. Never stop training and never stop believing, I know I won't."

With this encouragement, he pressed on. Every day after his studies the afternoons quickly transitioned to night filled with training dummy, sword, shield, and spear.

Flash forward 10 years and he was the most skilled warrior in the land, just as war had come to his peoples doorstep. The Israelites have been warring with the people of Canaan for years now and on the eve of yet another battle, Goliath comes forward to try and save many lives.

He challenges the enemy army to single combat, for there is no reason for so many to lose their lives. Days pass and Goliath begins to lose hope and the heavy emotional weight of an inevitable battle sets in. Finally, a challenger accepts. When he arrives Goliath sees an unarmored shepherd. Confused, Goliath removes his helmet, and with his booming voice begins to announce that he will not kill a defenseless boy. As he begins speaking a rock smashes into his skull and his vision goes dark.

The end.

99 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10242 15:52

This is a nice place full of nice people, and if you shit it up by being a cunt, nice people will leave, shittiness will prevail, and it will become a shitty place full of cunts instead.
So, you have two options. Be a nice person in a nice place, or be a shitty person and turn a nice place into a shitty place, and subsequently be a shitty person in a shitty place, rather than a nice person in a nice place. In other words, >>41 should just stil with today's special.

100 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10243 18:25

Jocks and nerds are natural allies. They both defend hierarchies of objective merit against mediocrities whose claim to social status rests on meaningless signaling games. Teen movies are propaganda meant to instill false class consciousness and keep people from recognizing this.

101 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10244 15:11

I would rather grate my nipple and shoot myself between the eyes babe x

102 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10245 00:55

the real tragedy of 9/11 was that awesome structure that took thousands of hours of planning and years of construction to create

103 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10245 10:14

I'm ok with the theft, it's the bitcoin mining I have a problem with.

104 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10248 20:09

To Anthony Bourdain, the members of CAN, the members of Black Midi, Inio Asano, Ooshima Ryosuke, Nietzsche, Jun Togawa, Van Gogh, Shinji Sato, Yamantaka Eye, This Heat, Kate Bush, Blixa Bargeld, Kraftwerk, Y.M.O, Nakata, Brian Wilson, Lennon & McCartney, Aster & Sylvia, mental illness, insecurity, poverty, artificial intelligence

105 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10249 16:39

Mass Effect is a game series where the cowardly civilians say “if only someone completely amoral could do the correct genocides” and then the brave, strong troops say, “I will do the correct genocides.”

106 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10249 18:05

My little pony was a show who's main target was little girls, it's a show about just like the titles says ponies. Seems harmless right that is until men decided to show in interest in resulting in bronies. These men manage to pervert the series the series making sexual violent degenerate fanfics and art of the characters. I even heard stories that when parents tried to take their daughters to my little pony conventions only to see nasty neck beard in a pony costume trying to show his gross fan art to them. Imagine being a little girl looking up you're favorite cartoon only to find some sick porn of them. To make it even worse the writers and company apparently cater to these sickos by changing the designs of the toys to fit their needs. Why do men have to pervert everything they see. I get creep vibes when I see a non gay man in a fan base primarily of young girls because gay men that usually are into girl shows like it for the style fashion and the pretty art unlike straight dudes who are usually into it for fap material

107 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10249 19:58

All the world's a gacha, and all the men and women merely 3-stars.

108 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10249 21:53

> using rare prisms because the quest drops dust

109 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10252 17:36

Scientists are using nanbots to guide lazy shit sperm into valuable eggs

110 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10253 22:19

5 m ·
I go to fight a cumt. Bit il do u apl a favour and leVe you all in peace. UTLR

111 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10255 18:53

Magic: The Gathering is a popular and famously complicated trading card game about magical combat. In this paper we show that optimal play in real-world Magic is at least as hard as the Halting Problem, solving a problem that has been open for a decade. To do this, we present a methodology for embedding an arbitrary Turing machine into a game of Magic such that the first player is guaranteed to win the game if and only if the Turing machine halts. Our result applies to how real Magic is played, can be achieved using standard-size tournament-legal decks, and does not rely on stochasticity or hidden information. Our result is also highly unusual in that all moves of both players are forced in the construction. This shows that even recognising who will win a game in which neither player has a non-trivial decision to make for the rest of the game is undecidable. We conclude with a discussion of the implications for a unified computational theory of games and remarks about the playability of such a board in a tournament setting.

112 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10255 22:53

Some things to consider here: 1. Trump had to go to a staffer and inform them that he was bleeding out of his butthole. 2. Upon getting him to the hospital some doc had to see Trump’s dumpy naked ass. 3. Same doc has to come to terms with his role in history as the doctor who probed the president’s disgusting butthole.

113 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10256 20:55

The SARS-COV 2 "vaccine" is the first product in history whose failure is blamed on people who don't use it.

114 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10257 09:42

I am beginning to get suspicious that Mark Rippetoe is QAnon.

115 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10258 00:18

Why DarkMilk is bad, an essay.
Dark Choco Cookie x Milk Cookie, better known as DarkMilk, is an incredibly popular ship between Milk Cookie and Dark Choco Cookie in the Cookie Run fandom, fueled by the story posted by the Devsisters Official Twitter and the in-game guild story.
However, I am here to explain why DarkMilk is an unhealthy and problematic ship, not to fuel the ship's flames. This was not created to start arguments, or call DarkMilk shippers gross and nasty, but simply my opinion on the ship.

116 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10258 05:51

ok we know darkmilk is bad but the new darkmilk aka milpsi milk and pepsi is actually totally based and redpilled NOT cringe it give the milk a nice bubble and fizz while maintaining the protein content and vitamin d for strong bones

117 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10259 09:00

as a person who've commited genocide I can agree👍

118 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10259 15:28


The one orchestrating this (Cranberry) is a much much older woman. Sister Nana, Top Speed, Weiss Winterprison, Ruler, and Calamity Mary were all adults. But you are right, a lot of the violence is perpetuated by children as the death game was engineered to turn a lot of these kids into killers. And Cranberry had been doing these kind of brutal death matches for years, usually with no survivors. But the ones that do make it are, understandably, fucked up. In the books, there's a reason why those that somehow managed to survive these 'tests' were often branded with the moniker "Children of Cranberry", and most other Magical Girls don't want anything to do with them out of fear. That's understandable, because of most of them weren't as fortunate as Snow White. Many had to kill to survive and would again if cornered. They're all child soldiers, with cynical outlooks, thousand-yard stares, broken home lives, barely-restrained emotions, and violent tendencies.

But even Snow White doesn't escape this without severe psychological trauma that wears on her personality. She has acute survivor's guilt, feeling personally responsible for all the deaths that happened here, especially those of Alice and La Pucelle, who she considered having died because she was too weak to fight for herself. So she trains to defeat other Magical Girls, then spends most of her nights taking down rouges (many of whom were other Children of Cranberry) in back alleys, fighting until her skin is torn, knuckles are busted open, bones broken, and uniform stained with blood. And even though she maintains a strict no-killing rule, it's very obvious the years (yes she does this for years after the events of arc 1 which this anime takes place in) of violence have taken their toll on her personality. She still hates fighting underneath it all, wants Magical Girls to actually behave the way they should, and is a good person, but she is also colder, angrier, and more stand-offish. This series doesn't shy away from the implications of what happens when you expose and force young children to partake in murder and suffering.

119 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 00:21

The devil went DOWN to georgia.

This implies that either:
The devil is a Northerner
Georgia is lower than hell

120 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 05:04

Thankfully most 40K fans and content contributors are wise to the act these days and have been taking measures to call out the shit heels trying to use the hobby as a recruiting ground.

Hell even in the last couple of years I have seen mini-painters start calling out companies like Scale 75 or AK Interactive for their fucked up products.

Scale 75 had a bunch of Nazi busts that you could purchase and paint including an Orc version of Hitler and a fem-nazi doctor with a big old syringe and scalpel.

AK interactive for whatever fucking reason thought that it was a good idea to release at best a pretentious as fuck book celebrating the art of genocide through a book showcasing dioramas built around the holocaust and Rwanda.

121 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 21:00

Honestly, the orc hitler sounds so absurd that it's funny

122 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 21:41

Journos: JESUS WAS NOT WHITE! Accuracy matters with something as important as religion
Also Journos: Eve and Mary could be considered trans and we are not just saying this because we know it pisses off religious folks

123 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 23:28

Wait. So, it’s all Elvis’s fault?!

124 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10262 02:35

"anime was a mistake"

125 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10262 13:26

To all the loyal supporters who have attended like myself over the last 35 years week in week out, I’m sorry to say but I’m bowing out and wish you all the best with this and up and coming seasons.
Reason being the dreadful experience I had forced upon me at home against Southampton.
let me explain if you will, over the many years in the Kippax and South stand, I upgraded to corporate in the 1894 suite. Now those who attend that suite will know it is what I would call at the bottom of the barrel corporate wise, looking more like a truckers diner. However it does have the best seats opposite the owners which make up for the shabby surrounds and awful food on offer.
So back to the match which was if you remember on what was the warmest day we’ve had in years, me and my business partner got dropped off as we were making a day of it and intended to drink a lot more etc. Everyone was happy and excited as we past security and entered the main entrance, that was until I saw this guy run like the clappers from the back wall to confront me. “Your not coming in here dressed like that” looking confused I asked whoever not ? “Shorts - no Shorts”. No don’t get me wrong I had no idea you couldn’t wear shorts as this was probably the first time ever I had wore any. These were cotton dress shorts not football or the cloth type, together with a shirt and loafers shoes.
I explained I hadn’t any idea and would never wear them again, but this guy a proper jobsworth was having none of it, I asked what were my option on which he replied get some tracksuit bottoms from Asda. I mean Asda tracky bottoms really .
As we were meeting up with people for a meal and wasnt getting anywhere with this guy, I set off to the supporters store to buy some from there if they had any to fit me. Being 5ft 5” my legs are not the longest and nothing ever fits me lol. I did however find a pair on the rack rather expensive by hey ho needs must. Off I walked to the changing rooms to try them on. Only to be told there are no changing rooms open today. What am I to do I asked, you’ll have to change outside was the reply.
much to the amusement of the 1000’s of fans outside City square I was down to my undies and put the Tracky bottoms on with my loafer, no those who can remember Max Wall will understand how I looked, and the looks and laughter from the aether fans never stopped. I felt like digging a hole and jumping in it.

We finally got into the suite although to late to get our meal, but just time for a pint. I spent 10 minutes explaining why I looked like I did, and everyone agreed Tracky bottoms look far worse than shorts. We made our way to the seats and got ready for the game, I looked around to see at least half a dozen fans with shorts on which made me fume as you can understand. I did manage to take a sneaky photo of one in Adidas shorts with stripes on the side, I could hardly walk round taking photos here and there without getting into trouble.

HT came and into the suite I went to confront our corporate manager who was nowhere to be seen, I found out later she was off on the day.

At full time I pointed out others in shorts walking out to the staff on the door, they apologised and said they must have got through on the quiet etc.

126 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10262 13:27

They said a memo should have been sent out on the day but someone forgot to send it.
Now it’s not the money I had to part with or the meal I missed, it’s just down to the embarrassing position I was put in by to me is a crazy rule. I’m 60 in a couple of months and can do without being made to look like a stupid clown for anyone.

Dress shorts are smart dress and worn by both men and women and should be allowed on such days, footy shorts and tracksuit bottoms are a no.
I see the state of some of the players guests heading towards their private boxes and they look a state. The update rule says no shorts or tracksuits which I presume excludes track suit bottoms. You couldn’t make it up honest. So it’s one rule for them and one rule for us, and on that note I will not put another penny in the clubs coffers, not that they need it. I will be giving my seat to friends to attend as the last thing we need is more empty seats. My complaint has been sent in to my corporate assistant, who’s hands are tied. Not that I blame her one bit, at the end of the day if half a dozen fans turned up in shorts and were told not to do it again would it really matter.

Take care all you City fans, love City and always will although from a distance from now on.

127 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10262 18:00

do you really expect.....me to read.....all this **** by:you.jpg

128 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 00:16

Through experimenting I've finally solved my biggest problems with my mickeys dick smasher map

Problem 1: if I make a platform for the players to get smashed the carts can get stuck

Problem 2: both karts dont always respawning at the same time, leading to misses

Solution 1: I made an air platform where you float but it doesnt affect the karts at all, a dick smashing zone if you will

Solution 2: I made an extra platform that goes overhead and holds the two karts in place for that brief second where the other kart hasnt spawned

Heres the map ID for now, I'll update it when there is disney music

129 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 02:18

Not a strip club. He was just at a bar with some friends and ended up flirting with some college girl. Just a nice picture of her grinding on him hit twitter. 

Social Media sucks.

There was also a video of him putting his fingers up her butt.

I wish I was kidding. Dudes a joke. Lol.

130 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 08:16

Vertical integration, it's cheaper to make the cringe in house than have to go to other websites to source it.

131 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 16:04

who needs cringe when you can be based though

132 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 18:44

never have i ever seen a more redpilled post

133 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 00:00

the most unrealistic part of superman is the idea that a journalist would be a good person

134 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 01:47

i know theres a secret the comic industry does not want kids to know is that superman smokes kryptonight before bed. they kinda just sweep it under the rug because its very toxic for his health

135 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 05:41

love making $100k annually to look over indian code and chat up the girls in the copy room and driving home to my sydney penthouse suite in my porsche flipping one of my seven japanese wives and then loading up saovq to spam some pokemon smut

136 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 11:07

I must congratulate Gregg's on their pasties markings, I never really noticed before but it stops you buying the wrong one. I was wondering if the same thing could be applied to minge? We all have our own peccadilloes and by a simple vag badge could save time and bother, a lattice could construe a hirsute lady a sausage roll a Brazilian as for the fish tail I'll leave to your imagination.

137 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 16:14

minge hinge hirsute! lattice. pick a dilly!

138 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 16:37

guys this is the Dairy QueeN board, right

139 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 20:32

It's mainly because Boomers destroyed the world around millenials so we hold on for dear life the few fleeting moments of happiness we were allowed to have before becoming adults in this ***** wasteland of a planet.

140 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 20:52

its mainly bebuzz millenials are so based

141 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 23:02

Once upon a time there was a girl named annie she was worried about becoming good at everything including getting a four point o goa to prove her worth. her friend said to her "dont be such Annie Gur you are already the best you can be. "

142 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 23:26

Okay but does it work, and is there also a rectal version

143 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 04:03

Build your own nuclear reactor and live off the grid.

Threaten the government with a Chernobyl, if they try to shut it down.

144 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 06:59

I wasn't a big Andrew Yang fan but it would've been fun to watch him pardon a dog instead of a turkey on thanksgiving if he got elected

145 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 07:21

Hi fellow Genshin Impact follower, this account used to be GenshinImpactOOC & is use for crypto now. From now on, I will post about crypto but it is still NFA and you still need to DYOR. the account is not hacked, you can unfollow me if you disagree but please stay if you wanted

146 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 10:24

yikes :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing: thanks for the heads up. unfollowing now... did not know he baffled investigators for decades after a legendary series of grisly murders

147 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 10:25

Blowing past Sisyphus while rolling two enormous boulders up the hill instead of one and flipping him off

148 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 19:37

TIL Capslock is an anagram of cock slap.

149 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 04:08

say tuna sub backwards out loud

150 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 10:25

>>149 ...bus anooch?

151 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 16:12

uhh bub there is no c or h in tuna

152 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 17:55

>>151 There is when I say it out loud... you can tune a sub's engine to make it go faster

153 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 20:15

now say this out loud "im sofa king we tot did"

154 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 07:28

There's only one thing Redditors love more than abortion: Team Fortress 2

155 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 07:38

theres only one anime website redditors love more than rebbit. thats 4chunions

156 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 10:38

>>153 I get what you're saying but it's a freaky accent

157 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 16:08

>>156 thats it. im removing you from myspace top ten frenz

158 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 22:59

>>157 you do not use myspace in the year nineteen ninety three youre ahead of your time

159 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10268 08:57

>>158 This isn't time warp roleplay, time still passes and events still happen

160 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10268 19:28

David Lynchings were when southern whites would terrorize the local black population w/ meandering and confusing plotlines

161 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10269 16:49

I took an extra shot of Hepatitis B simply because I lost one of my cards and the nurse simply said "well one extra won't hurt. I think."

Brazilians always had a "vaccination passport", those Hep-B shots were part of a campaign in schools, you're coming from recess and some very sus looking mofo with an icebox and a bandolier of syringes is sitting at the teacher desk.

Being the guardian of a minor older than five and missing a green square stamp will get you a six-star wanted level

If you didn't had your passport (nobody had because it was unannounced), you received a business-sized stamp card which you could staple to it, and you only were free if you could produce a passport or cards with three or more stamps.

This flu thing at least has the benefit of them finally figuring a way of producing a digital version of that, and even people receiving just regular paper receipts will be on some database to ensure they won't get "overshot".

162 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10271 13:17

totally gorfular

163 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10271 14:51

every day i wake up and paint on another layer of clown makeup for continuing to play genshin impact

164 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10272 21:47

I learned the pronunciation of anal for the first time.
It's a very beautiful.

165 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10272 23:59

>>164 I remember one time a dude asked me if I wanted to have anal sex, but I misheard him and he actually said "nasal sex" and shoved his dick up my nostril. He came but I didn't

166 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10273 15:15

Non of us is going to heaven :)))

167 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10273 19:32

editing my bio to "all characters below 13" and posting milfs

168 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10273 20:15

Debate Argument: Should Furries Be Genocided?

169 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10274 08:18

I love that "character with ridiculously enlarged and veiny forehead" is such a recognizable format by now that this image, which would be utterly inscrutable to a normal human being, instantly tracks as being a picture of a man having sex with his own brain

170 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10274 09:00

Holly-SeaCreatureLover: Starfish can grip on tight an suck. Moon jellys same as starfish they just cant latch on. Sea cucumbers can swim but they can craw inside places. Crabs can pinch . Eels can swim and go inside tigh places and make everything slimy. Octopuses / squids can craw into any hole and they can latch on and suck and they can squeeze and restrain arms / legs

171 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10274 17:47

I love that when they travel back in time, everyone suddenly has Cockney accents....which were born of the heavy influx of Irish immigrants to London during the potato blight in the 1800s.

This is so far down the list of oddities with this game--I am aware. But it was arcane enough knowledge that I figured I would share. This is why I refer to myself as a font of useless but vaguely interesting lore. 🙃

172 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10274 21:37

I have been thinking about cloacas a lot.

173 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10274 23:13

I also wants girlfriend

174 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10277 05:45

Come on guys start interacting with my post I need that dopamine boost by you responding and liking my post. I don’t have all day

175 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10277 20:42

blanket ban on tubers
this teen garbage is killing the board

176 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10279 01:23

How does one person "drive out" a crowd without, you know, actually hitting someone. I'd take it as a badge of honor. Can you imagine being the guy in heaven who gets to say "Oh man, Jesus beat THE SHIT out of me".

177 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10279 18:37

the womens low cut jeans fad was a conspiracy to use less fabric and charge more plus it demeaned women having to walk around with their butt crack hanging out.
I used to carry some pennies around and drop one in there every once in while.

178 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10280 11:15

ive got horoscope girl and hyperborean anti modernity guys on my ass now this is hell

179 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10280 21:19

the word nig is killing tf2

180 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10280 21:39

The funniest part of this thread is how you guys are interpreting each other's arguments in a different way than intended and then say that argument is wrong.
Posted 6 years ago

181 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10282 09:05

god i love these replies. there are actual people in this world who think "😂" constitutes a legitimate rebuttal. i should've tried that back in my college philosophy courses, would've saved a lot of time wasted actually thinking about the ideas i had read

182 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10282 15:49

Discrimination against HIV-positive individuals is an ongoing issue in China. Various provinces have historically adopted different measures related to people with HIV, most of which restrict their equal access to the public sphere. In some provinces in municipalities in the early 2000s, people with HIV were prohibited from holding certain jobs, HIV mothers could be required to undergo an abortion, and an HIV-positive couple could be legally barred from marriage on medical grounds.
The 2006 Regulation on the Prevention and Treatment of HIV/AIDS formally barred legal discrimination against anyone based on the HIV status. While lauding the Regulation as a major step forward, the United Nations Economic and Social Commission for Asia and the Pacific in 2015 reported that local governments often functionally ignored its provisions A 2016 study in Guangzhou found that large numbers of healthcare providers also discriminated against HIV-positive patients, with over one-third refusing to treat such patients altogether.

183 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10283 13:17

My question has always been " fireworks cause so much trauma, it is honestly, selfish, inconsiderate & cruel."

184 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10283 20:31

As for the Fish Speaker army. Given how fond of “chemically fortified inspiration” Frank Herbert had become, he may well have thought he was having deep, spiritual conversations with his wife’s vagina.

185 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10284 05:36

The probably won't get to it in the movies but the books eventually involve BDSM nuns. Also you get literal Jews in space.

186 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10284 06:09

You can't use spoilers here, huh.

187 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10285 00:41

to participate in military action during a formally declared war defending against an Axis power

188 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10285 02:49

In March 2017, YouTube personality Jon "JonTron" Jafari, who was set to voice a character in Yooka-Laylee, would have his voiceovers removed from the final game after making controversial comments on a Twitch livestream.[30][31][32][33][34] Jafari stated that although it was unfortunate his role had been removed, he understood Playtonic's reasoning and wished them success.[35]

189 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10285 20:25

That game was meh anyway, hat in time was better

190 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10286 14:28

is there a inflation hentai parody game called "fat in time"?
or a flat fetishist hentai game called "flat in time"?

191 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10286 18:05

With the metaverse here is there any reason people would still want a physical homeland for Palestinians? Other than stubborness.

192 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10286 20:15

Don never misses

193 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10287 19:53

This new age of vr will exist in two forms:

The clean, corporate and sanitized version that CEOs use to pretend they're still human

The dirty, wild and uncontrollable underground populated by roving gangs of femboy doomer ralseis and trans Twilight Sparkles (I will be making my home in the second one)

The old-school matrix-style assertions of leading a double life are no longer relevant.

Now its more like leading a TRIPLE life. You got irl, worksafe matrix, and actually cool matrix

194 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10287 21:23

>>193 Weird, I was just thinking about that

195 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10288 15:07

the DSM V is trash

196 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10288 19:30

Christ !! the mysterious man really gives me the chill down to my spines

197 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10288 20:14

You are calling people complaining about censorship bootlickers. Do you not see the issue there?

198 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10289 16:19

If Halloween actually involved smelling little girls feet in exchange for candy, well, I would be in Hallow-heaven!

199 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10289 19:42



200 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10290 04:13

Forget doing well this is about IMMERSION

How is this game's casual environment not enough to keep you entertained by itself? There are sounds and colors guns going off people screaming for help funny ragdolls some dude saying thanks after every kill shiny projectiles hideous outfits

It makes me question whether we should forcefeed kids ritalin while restricting their access to media so they don't replicate the near inability to say anything at all without calling upon the word "like" or even enjoy a videogame of all things for what it is I keep seeing everywhere

201 Name: vc: cow : 1993-09-10290 10:07

he bangs sprouting from nipgookcunt slopeskull are but gutters for CockPiss and Cockspat Cum to drip down and pool onto the repulsive contours of japbitch Big White Cock CockPIG FLAT cuntskull face, just as the daikon thick pigtails are merely ropes to commit dinkbrain cuntskull into struggling DEEPER onto thick White assfucking Cock fresh from CockDESTROYING japbitch asshole so that nipgookcunt can properly PUKE balls deep on huge White ass to mouth ONLY Cock in Cockgratitude for the CockABUSE depraved demanding thick White Cock has Cockinflicted FAR within nipgookcunt rectum, and just as that lumpy thick sweatshirt is only a CockPiss and Cum and CockGAGGING puke sponge to absorb and present all the liquid effluent and stains of nipgookcunt incessant Cockhunger for relentless huge White Cock rough balls deep rectum to throat ONLY CockCHOKING until PUKING degradation!!!

202 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10290 10:09

"Herro guys im ching chong jap slut. Do you rike anime? This yerrow gook wanna be real lifu anime!"

Standard copy/paste Gook face. Standard attempt to look cute, with one of the 4 or 5 typical Gook haircuts and photoshop filters. Tape on the eyelids and contacts to avoid your natural eye slits. Even your kinks are unoriginal and generic - wanting to be humiliated by a White man, getting your pussy stuffed with White cock, and being bred with White sperm, just like every other pathetic Gook slut.

203 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10290 17:02

Imagine... you're just wandering near the Amazon rainforest and you have this sudden urge to pluck a leaf. You do it and suddenly you hear Alexa's voice saying "Anti deforestation weaponry: Engage!"

A giant dick shaped rocket lands infront of you and an army of bald amazon branded robots come out of it.

204 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10291 07:19

Ask why Nigerians were expelled from Ghana and you will know how the Yorubas dominated Ghana trade which led to the expulsion.

Nigerians (majority are Yorubas) in Ghana then are traders, cocoa farmers, farm labourers and farm contractors, factory workers as well as menial workers in construction sites and there was a huge influx of Nigerians into Ghana between 1931 and 1960.

The present is always a key to the past and it is only a mentally deranged person that will say a Yoruba person will be doing begging as a tribal trade in Ghana in the 50s.

All those domination of Nigerians was why Ghana started the policie of “Aliens Compliance Order” of 18 November, 1969 . That order wasn’t only about Nigerians tho, it affected other countries like Togo, Ivory Coast and etc. but Nigerians are the majority of the victims and you have over 140,000 Yorubas expelled from Ghana out of 191,000 Nigerian immigrant in Ghana then.

All this info are online. But I know Agbari Ojuku people cannot comprehend.

205 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10291 23:18

i literally cannot go anywhere with a woman without her constantly stopping to gather edible plants

206 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10291 23:25

HP Lovecraft was like, "ooh I'm so scared of a mysterious vile island that rises out of the sea, is inhabited by fishlike, pallid-fleshed pseudohumans, follows a strange and horrible religion, and has an incomprehensible, inhuman tongue...but I love England."

207 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10293 17:25

You may think this is a shitpost and laugh hard about this, and I'd be glad. But what I now am going to inform you about, is a total truth, and happened less then 10 minutes ago.

So, I'm in the countryside house RN, and it's november, right? There are several apple trees around, and they give A LOT of fucking apples. I've been eating them and giving away to everyone since august or smth. My grandparrents collected all they could and now keep apples in boxes. However it all is not important. What is important is that there's a lot of apples still laying on the ground. Most of them are rotten, some are not.

So! I've got this one thing since I was a kid and visited this place. Sometimes I just go on a fucking frenzy, "KILLING" and "TORTURING" apples. I fucking THROW THEM on the bricks watching them SPLATTER over the area, I stab them with nails many-many times, I cut them with knives, I simply hit them fucking hard, I throw rocks at them and so on.

While I do so, I become fucking insane. I laugh, I do faces, I fucking roar, I scratch my teeth while KILLING apples. I feel myself like a fucking maniac. Like a fucking maniac. Like a fucking maniac, basically.

And this is what happened now as well. I commited a fucking GENOCYDE of apples. I became their DOOM. Laughing and torturing everything I could find. I was so cynical, I was so inhumanely cruel and brutal to these apples, that my face had a horrible grin all the time. I blew apples apart and throwed the apple "guts" at other apples, saying something like "Do you like the intestants of your fellow apples? Kiss this shit, yeah, KISS IT, FUCKER!!!"

Then I've noticed there is an apple still on the tree. It was clear this was the Apple King, so I commenced the operation to overthrow his government. I declared, that I will spare life of an apple, which would be able to bring the king down the ground, and became throwing them at him. None were succesfull, so I brutally executed them at once. After a few minutes I found a wooden plank, and soon the king was overthtown!

For 10 or so minutes I brutally tortured and humiliated that fucker, showing all this to his "nation". Along this I've killed some of his lieges and stuffed his guts with their flesh. I won't describe all the torturing I've done, so I'll say it was really fucking disgraseful for the king and his apples. I executed the fucker and splattered all the tiny pieces of him over the ground.

After that I've executed some apples and marked the remaining ones with a knife, so they'd remember this nightmare till their soon death of rotting. Also I've totally genocyded a few apples which layed down in a little house nearby. After few more minutes disgracing the apples, I've left home.

Oof, that's about it. I'm 20 years old, and I despise violence IRL. But oh My God, what a fucking monster I was to these apples. And I probably will do this some time in the future. Jesus.

208 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10294 09:04

Guys I’m selling an NFT, it’s a picture of my balls. 80k not taking any less

209 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10294 12:10

"No one is normal anymore" "normal is overrated" are the most normalfags things you could say

210 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10294 13:29

Ed Bighead changing his name to Darius and assuming the Babylonian throne to defeat the slime.Local58 is real footage from another dimension.Moonman (AKA Mac Tonight) is causing the events of Local58.Spongebob changed his name to Amadeus and became the Austro Hungarian king.A Paper Mario Character is the Ottoman Sultan in C-197Ingigokt and Err (AKA the Mooninites) tried to murder Penny Fitzgerald from Gumball as an assignment from Moonman. But they failed.

211 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10295 06:11

A January 2014 auction for a permit to hunt a black rhinoceros in Namibia sold for $350,000 at a fundraiser hosted by the Dallas Safari Club. The auction drew considerable criticism as well as death threats directed towards members of the club and the man who purchased the permit. This permit was issued for 1 of 18 black rhinoceros specifically identified by Namibia's Ministry of Environment and Tourism as being past breeding age and considered a threat to younger rhinos. The $350,000 that the hunter paid for the permit was used by the Namibian government to fund anti-poaching efforts in the country.

212 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10296 09:38

This is a legit item, I am using an empowered version on my poison/acid/vitality retaliate sentinel since the poop inherits %retaliate damage

213 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10298 03:42

Yeah it is the touhou drug doujin artist.

And also the Mokou and Kaguya witness the death of the universe doujin artist

214 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10299 16:55

I am a chinese gay boy who is crazy about white male. the best experience I had was worshiping my white foreign male teacher in high school.
I served 2 of my foreign teachers, math and American history teacher. One is American and tge other is Italian(the Italian taught American history)
Anyway the important thing is that I got permissions to smell, lick and rub their feet and smell their crotch. I did it with their sexy, manly socks on. My math teacher wore colored lively green socks and my history teacher wore my favorite black socks.
There was not much nudity involed but it was my best experience since I got to serve sexy white daddy and also my teacher.

215 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10299 17:06

I am hearing that, on his deathbed, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka accepted the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un

216 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10299 20:48

This sucks.

No one should die except the fash and rich wasn't one of those

Rip in peace legend

217 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10300 08:49

I want to know what doujin artist this was in reference to.

218 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10300 23:43

Impossible for me to enjoy skyrim knowing that I have no public proof of ownership for my 50 iron daggers I crafted.
Woops sorry I called them "my" daggers but I guess I don't own them if they're not an NFT.

219 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10301 16:42

There was the gentleman’s club, which was a torrent forum site made to rob porn performers of their livelihood. It was only open to people with 2004 and earlier regdates. I quit when the porn kept getting grosser and weirder and less appealing and more misogynistic, and there were fewer and fewer posters posting more and more niche stuff. I just want to see pretty gals kissing eachother all romantic-like, you dig? Their UI wasn’t great either.

I signed up for some other goon torrent site I don’t remember and it wouldn’t let me download anything because I hadn’t seeded enough. I figure that was a bug but I didn’t feel like dealing with that poo poo.

220 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10301 18:35

Sounds like doyora. He has one touhou notero western doujinshi uploaded on e-hentai.

221 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10301 18:44

>dollar bills are washable

money laundering is illegal

222 Name: This thread was a treat : 1993-09-10301 22:03

Anonymous 2021-10-21 02:12:21 No.3639
I use this site 8moe 22chan and a few others but i mostly lurk 2ch and Futaba now while watching YouTube and hangout in Japanese discord servers and talk to Japanese NEETs.

Heyuri is nice new board but slow although faster than here
It has the potential to be something great but unfortunately that faggot WT Kuz and his gang of zoomer teens who btw are not old enough to remember old internet culture are what's ruining it.

Anonymous 2021-10-29 06:14:09 No.3658

> and talk to Japanese NEETs.

japanese failed normalfag incels and teenagers

Anonymous 2021-10-29 06:44:11 No.3659
If you're implying they are larping you're retarded.

Anonymous 2021-10-29 13:09:35 No.3660
yeah have fun talking with incels

Anonymous 2021-10-29 20:47:33 No.3662
I don’t think he is, but the Japanese don’t really have an interest in purity spiraling.

Anonymous 2021-10-31 05:36:17 No.3666
a249e03d4f31606c1ccff7c499(…).jpg (52.24 KiB, 632x377) google saucenao

Not all Japanese NEETs are incel otaku losers if anything Japanese NEETs are more normie like compared to western NEETs. Most western NEETs are toxic incel losers and very neurotic. Most Japanese NEETs are just failed normies since a lot of them had successful lives or decent lives before they became NEET/Hikikomori and some were even employees at big companies. My point is in Japan NEETdom can affect anyone regardless of their social status.

Anonymous 2021-10-31 05:41:22 No.3667
Most Japanese people don't lose their virginity until their 20s since 20 is the legal adult age in Japan.

Anonymous 2021-11-01 03:03:57 No.3670
I have a hard time believing people wait that long.

Anonymous 2021-11-01 03:45:14 No.3671
Well i was mainly referring to Japanese men Japanese women mostly lose their virginity during middle school or high school and have sex with their pedophile teachers especially gaijin English teachers and even the popular boys.

Anonymous 2021-11-01 09:37:05 No.3673
would prefer talking to these NEET than the majority I see online who are incel loser faggots.

Anonymous 2021-11-01 10:07:58 No.3674
引きこもり.jpg (59.14 KiB, 350x400) google saucenao

Do these guys seem incel-ish to you? i don't think so,

[YouTube] Living for Free in the Mountains of Japan? NEET Documentary (English Subs) (embed)

I feel like i get along with Japanese NEETs better than most western NEETs and relate to them a lot more too.

Anonymous 2021-11-02 02:03:21 No.3681
They’re definitely incels but not in a Western sense.

Anonymous 2021-11-02 02:51:59 No.3682
Japan is more of a vocel country since a large amount of young and middle aged people are willingly choosing not to have sex or be in relationships.

Anonymous 2021-11-02 07:20:11 No.3684
whatever makes you pat ur dick retarded larper, be it men who don't work or whatever.
japan is top1 incel country, next to it is korea
about third of its population are incels for sure

they have been dealing with crime rather successfully, combined with rise of computers means incelism is a byproduct of men not going against public law that much (which will result in getting laid less)

i used to care about japanese, koreans and shit. it will come to you with experience as well. most of them are trash, especially neets and incels. lazy, boring genetic trash that can't even feed themselves

Anonymous 2021-11-02 07:22:03 No.3685
if you earn money under the radar technically you are also neet. its that simple. and it makes like half a whatever country neets.

but what you imply is just feasting on some internet lifestyle teenage subculture shit.

go work pathethic incel

223 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10301 22:28


224 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10301 23:49

    @  _、_@ >>222, what is this faggotry?
     (  ノ` )
    / ^  \ 
    /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/
  __(__ニつ/ FMV /___

225 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10302 06:11


>incel incel
>incel incel incel
>everybody's an incel except for me
>incel incel 草食系男子

okay, buzzfeed.

226 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10302 18:03

They used a real stockpile of over three thousand AK-47s, because it was cheaper than getting prop guns.

227 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10303 09:40

one day i'll quit computer altogether and work on a farm

228 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10303 13:49

Barack Obama goes to a costume party while giving his wife a piggyback ride. Someone asks him what he’s dressed up as and he responds “I’m a snail!”
That’s M’Shell on my back

229 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10303 15:05

I'm in, Cell!!!!!!

230 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10303 15:26

I'm in, Prison ;_; for life

231 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10303 16:14

When I become a lawyer I want to defend a penguin.
Just so I can say the words “Your Honor, clearly my client is not a flight risk.”

232 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10303 22:35


233 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10304 01:49

Aryan ninja jesus saves the world from the uchiha kikes, fucks mutant alien bitch and his son still has aryan blonde hair blue eyes because ultra aryan genes that defy physics

dont tell me Naruto isn’t fucking redpilled as fuck

234 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10304 13:03

And you can still access 4-ch? Must be a finnish prison. That's by far the best country to be a babyraper hunny.

235 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10304 19:17

You can access 4-ch on a pregnancy test with a hanger antennae

236 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10304 21:30

nyazi germany's long-term plans were fascinyating
say, total exterminyation of poles, an extensive system of state slavery, and other such fun stuff
i really wonder how the nyazi state would look like if it had been allowed to exist for a few more decades

237 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10305 13:36

The more I think of it, the more I am stunned by this man's subtle approach but visceral efficiency

He could say "Excuse me, I'd be more comfortable with 2 meters distance"

But instead he says "Fuck off"

It's short, unambiguous, and you don't need to know the metric system

238 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10306 22:40


239 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10306 22:40

to be fair every child has a phase where they want their parents deported, most just grow out of it

240 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10307 20:11

One moment your crazy uncle is raving about BLM, the next moment he is not. His soul has departed.

241 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10309 18:50

Those were the days some good memories of working in the dairy.We worked hard and played hard xx

242 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10310 07:34

Us Latinos are religious and tribal fanatics, its in our DNA and I dont really know how else to explain it to you.

243 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10310 16:55

If i had a dollar for every Promoted tweet that's just crypto people begging Elon Musk senpai to notice them i could afford to terraform Mars my fucking self

244 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10310 19:07

can your reviews please be relevant to the flash rather than your opinions on the sonic franchise in general? thank you! I couldn't care less about how much you fapped over tails when you were little. try and tell me how I can improve on my animation.

245 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10310 22:47

I didn’t mean to call you a progressive libtard. That was uncalled for. Also do you play hearthstone

246 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10311 11:05

every time i see someone go "wow why do GIRLS like NTR so much" and then i go read any NTR thing and it's literally just 20 straight pages of a girl getting mind-bendingly good dick

247 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10311 20:53

im going to doxx joe biden right now

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.. Washington, DC 20500

248 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10316 22:06

she's as crazy as a hat full of assholes

249 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10317 01:35

HOPEFULLY final version

Touhou characters who had sex according to mythology and other stuff

Researching this has given me pyschological scars beyond comprehension

You are welcome, I will elaborate if you have questions

250 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10317 09:02

Suwako Moriya
Mononobe no Futo
Toyosatomimi no Miko
The Hieda
Seiga Kaku
Suika Ibuki
Kasen Ibaraki*
Sannyo Komakusa
Soga no Tojiko
Hecatia Lapislazuli
The Watatsukis**
Kanako Yasaka
Eiki Shiki
Keiki Haniyasushin

*Depending on which version of Shuten Douji's myth we are talking about
**At least one of them, idk who and im too lazy to look it up

251 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10317 10:01


>Eiki Shiki


252 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10317 18:03

Broke: Football

Woke: Fitba

253 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10318 04:17

Are you displeased by her name being rendered in that fashion, the objective reality that she is no pure innocent virgin, or both?

254 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10318 07:32

>the magic of Europe that Walt Disney fell in love with once upon a time.

Tf you're talking about Walt Disney was a huge weeb

255 Name: ~┬┬彡^・∋ : 1993-09-10318 08:18

boomers/shillbots on Twitter posting transformation fetish stuff about "horse paste" as if having a long dick, enjoying oats, and running naked in the fields without a care in the world isn't the end game

256 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10318 08:46

Mine isn't there, nice!

vc: hung

257 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10318 20:24

i do not wish to be horny anymore.. i just want to be happy

258 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10319 09:42


259 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10319 17:33

Man, you sound like the type of person that would bitch if they hung you with a new rope lol

260 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10319 18:28

“Gay” used to mean happy so the antidepressants make him gay I guess I’m not sure about the rest though

261 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10319 23:35

So no one is gona talk about big ,,GAY!" at the license plate?

262 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10320 16:29

Blah blah blah FFF discrimination accusations are we forgetting like a week ago there was somebody trying to hire a fucking HITMAN on one of her coworkers

263 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10320 16:37

£5k for sectarianism? Might go on a spree at my annual bonus time.

264 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10321 01:43

We should start our own antifa but for eating expired food

265 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10321 22:51

> To Plato's definition of a man as an animal, bipedal and featherless, Diogenes plucked a chicken and declared, "Here is Plato's man."

Imagine being owned so hard people talk about it thousands of years later

266 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10322 15:42

I want Lyra to feed me chewed spider like a mother bird.

267 Name: vc: sageing : 1993-09-10323 11:45

Who the fuck is playing an online game and thinking "I wish I could masturbate to some of these soldiers. Why don't they put on some makeup?" I see that soldier and think "Oh, a Korean soldier". Why are these fuckers complaining she isn't pretty enough. She's a soldier. She's looking to kill with her gun, not her looks. No one goes into battle hoping to get laid.

268 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10323 18:00

** If you accidentally ingest raw taro stems, drink cranberry juice to counter toxins **

269 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10323 18:06


>Who the fuck is playing an online game and thinking "I wish I could masturbate to some of these soldiers.


270 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10324 09:50

I know that’s you sonicbro2000

Guys don’t even bother responding to this question this is just posted anonymously by sonicbro2000 who constantly trolls debating for child pornography and child sex. He’s a troll there’s nothing more that needs to be said about this and there’s nothing more that should be posted here. Opinion closed. Thank you

271 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10325 23:39

jesus christ (the lamb of god the king of kings the holy redeemer the light of the world) loves me for skipping church and being a trans furry on welfare who smokes weed and pirates shit all day and gets cancelled on <SITE>, not in spite of it.

272 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10326 05:23

Necrophilia is literally a victimless crime, its akin to "raping" an inanimate object, and the punishment is fair. Calls for longer prison sentences are just an emotional reaction and could even be seen as bigoted

273 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10326 10:50

its really cool how we're all losing the last few years of our fleeting youths to an imaginary chink cold and international medical communism

274 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10327 04:31

Twitter is generally the outpouring of the things that everyone should keep locked up inside their head.

275 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10327 04:58

I never thought I would see fish pellet training being compared to the Holocaust.

276 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10327 06:06

Oh I forgot to add. I have been asked what I would feed big cats when I have my pond going. My reply has been that I would feed them small children. I would go on to explain how i would be doing the world a favor by reducing the population. Also how would be removing the problem of irresponsible parents and turning them back into irresponsible random people, so it sounds better. Oh how funny it is to see peoples reactions if you can say that to them with a straight face.

But yeah I don't buy the tuna cans that say "dolphin safe" I want a little dolphin in my sandwich.

Sent from my Nexus 4 using MonsterAquariaNetwork App

277 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10327 11:24

let's face it, we live in the crappy part of a crap galaxy. this solar system blows. Andromeda, now there's a galaxy worth living in.

278 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10328 13:07

More like Tardlympics. I'd rather look at normal girls who are athletic gymnasts with amazing bodies. I wonder if there are any retarded girls in the Paralympics with great bodies or who are sexy. They may be physically attractive but if you had kids with them the children would probably be tard babies.

279 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10328 15:08

Boyfriend is sitting by his computer eating sausage with Wikipedia opened to the page "sausage"

280 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10329 00:31

Too bad I don't give a fuck. The last thing on my mind with de fi is the impact it'll have on the environment. I invest and mine ETH because I long for economic collapse of the west and want to buffer myself from complete financial ruin. If the powers that be didn't want us to pollute to survive they should have lead by example. Get fucked. See you on the moon.

281 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10329 12:33

Regarding allegations made in the book that the 'humming' noise at Paignton Zoo, Devon, UK is essentially an example of "mass hysteria" etc. This is not factually correct. We have irrefutable evidence from acoustic experts, affiliated to the Institute of Acoustics (IOA) a scientific body that deals with all aspects of noise, that a tonal infrasound low frequency noise has been scientifically determined and is emanating from the zoo premises and in the area of where the giraffes reside. False claims were made by local media, that giraffes were causing the 'humming', drone however the authors here, fail to mention a commercial space heating ventilation plant is also sited there, in which several of the acoustic experts have determined, is the cause of the ILFN nuisance/disturbance. Company technicians whom sold the plant to the zoo, advised them that it emits LFN and suggested ways to abate but zoo staff disingenuously declined this, claiming it was switched off instead. I am writing a book, in relation to this specific case, because there also appears to be evidence, it is intentional, to force (persona non grata) residents to move away. We believe a local mafia, is using the ILFN nuisance as a kind of low noise weapon.

282 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10329 18:46

(`・ω・´) <-- Pedobear?

283 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10331 16:27

Does Faye sound like an early-2000s Hot Topic t shirt through the whole show?

“If you CHEESE DICKS don’t get your ASS FARTING BALLS in the FARTMOBILE right now, i’m gonna SHIT in your FUCKFACE”

Jet: “Damn, who fart in her ass???”

284 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10331 17:28

>“Damn, who fart in her ass???”

That gave me a boner

285 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10332 07:51

moooom can i sleep in ur bed? i cummed mine

286 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10333 00:38

Defending censorship to own le incels

287 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10333 04:52

Fish can seem mindful of which individuals have watched them in the past. In an experiment with Siamese fighting fish, two males were made to fight each other while being watched by a female, whom the males could also see. The winner and the loser of the fight were then, separately, given a choice between spending time next to the watching female or to a new female. The winner courted both females equally, but the loser spent more time next to the new female, avoiding the watcher female. In this species, females prefer males they have seen win a fight over males they have seen losing, and it therefore makes sense for a male to prefer a female that has never seen him as opposed to a female that has seen him lose.

288 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10333 06:50

"Man who lives his entire life on an archipelago has strong opinions about the strength of sea power."

289 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10335 09:11

The lobotomy has a 100% chance of happening because he fears it. We live in a nightmare world where we unconsciously lust after and inflict our worst fears upon ourselves. He may even grasp the swab and lobotomize himself to satisfy his own death drive.

290 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10335 11:38

I can be a giant monster vampire with a chestbuster for a dick and have like 40 copies of Joji saying "Gibe da pussi b0ss" stacked on top of eachother every time I start to walk. What do I get in zuckerville? A shitty bitmoji and nikes I can buy?

291 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10335 11:43

I listen to lolicore to disassociate from the random shitty purchases I make in video games

292 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10337 00:09

I have many regrets in my life. I'm not gonna claim that I've never made mistakes. But there's one thing of which I am proud, one principle I've never wavered.

I have never even tried League of Legends.

293 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10340 18:33

This module doesn't work.
1) Bug: It doesn't save the settings.
2) Unexpected behavior: It just issued the query "dad porn video" with the basic settings. Many queries have no sense.

294 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10340 19:16

Rapid señorafication

295 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10341 03:43

[2021-12-22 19:43:02] butter baby: nooo!
[2021-12-22 19:43:09] butter baby: a butter baby wouldn't eat another butter baby!

296 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10341 12:22

an update added an "abridged" script that cuts out 90% of the dialogue. this is universally agreed to be an improvement.

297 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10341 17:27

Korean & Japanese conflict = East Asian Old Firm???

298 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10341 18:32

WTF is the Galactic Federation? I'm reading some usenet forums the alt.paranet boards, especially the paranormal and ufo boards. They keep making references to some disclosure of a Galactic Federation that's coming here to wipe mankind off the face of the Earth 5 months from now.

WTF is it and where is this coming from?

299 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10343 02:34

Wait, it was a suicide bombing??

There really is no limit to what white people will appropriate

300 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10343 12:50

Can we talk about how the ghost of Christmas present dies every year. Like his poor mother. Gives birth 2021 times at this point and loses a child yearly. Grim.

301 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10345 15:58

It's always great to meet not only another voraraphile but also a fellow cropophile. ^ ^ I hope to be seein' you around, dude!

302 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10346 06:10










これは、さきほど書いた In Deep の記事の中村天風の言葉でわかったということは正直に書かなければならないですが、「私という人間がパニック障害という”恐怖”を伴う病気にならなくてはいけなかった」という、その理由なのですが・・・。

私がパニック障害になったのは 21歳の時でした。



























まあ、恐怖は 50年以上続いているわけです。

303 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10346 23:30

This has re-ignite my passion on learning how to become a chair.

304 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10347 00:37

Alt history fans try not to fall in love with Nazi Germany challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

305 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10347 17:43

In 2007, Kainat Soomro a 13-year-old was kidnapped at gunpoint and gang raped. Her family faced widespread condemnation for refusing to "honor" kill their daughter and faced several attacks which resulted in the death of her brother. Her rapists were all acquitted and she was put under trial for premarital sex which is a crime under Islamic law.

306 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10348 02:07

Construction materials: Asbestos, Vinyl Siding

307 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10349 23:20

The supply chain wants to be the sole supplier of puss. To a population mindfucked by milf-porn , titillated by cuck-fantasies, muzzled with masks, addled with vaxx.

Apparently it works on soy-cucks like zuck.
It's one thing to manufacture data for consent, and extrapolate to fantasyland, another to actually see the world with wide-eyed wonder.

This is pathetic roasted in irony skillet.

308 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10350 18:26


309 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10350 18:54

I high school I knew a guy who wanted to fuck the chicken from FNAF. He tried to get us to pitch in money so he could buy a 3D printer and print the chicken to fuck it. Last I heard he was animating zelda porn.

310 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10351 01:08

since females are the sex that gives birth and males are the sex that kills, are ftms the master race for possessing the dual powers of both taking and creating life? (ignoring the being manlets in this analysis)

311 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10351 18:58


312 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10351 20:28

I once had spicy pizza with Gazza and my lips were on fire and he wasn't fazed in the slightest, what a legend.

313 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10352 00:42

basically trannies are like furries except instead of animals it's women

314 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10352 10:57

I disagree that the only use case is speculation. There's also money laundering.

315 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 01:29

Sky Sports: "Apologies for the bad language there, we're so sorry about that"

316 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 11:20

In January 2017, U.K. sports broadcaster Sky Sports inadvertently reported that Aberdeen had signed a Turkish footballer called "Yerdas Selzavon" (phonetically "your da (father) sells Avon", a reference to the direct-selling cosmetics company) after falling for a gag name on a fake Twitter account.

317 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 11:54

A lot of the big black cocks posted around are from gay men if you actually reverse search so yeah I dont think they're interested in taking your girl

318 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 12:49

319 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 12:53

>>318 Hehe, busted!

320 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 23:36

ooh I had so much salt and now my head hurts ohhh can you suck me so good you rip the kidney stones out and tear my urethra like a Chinese bitch's pussy giving birth to her (to be) corn fed 13lb hapa baby

321 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10354 22:08


322 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10355 11:17

the new timeline for Megalovania is now
2008- Composed for the Earthbound Halloween Hack
2011- Used in Homestuck
2015- Used in Undertale
2019- Used in Super Smash Bros Ultimate
2020- Megalovania is played in a live orchestra
2021- Megalovania is in the Pope's General Audience

323 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10355 20:01

>>322 I definitely reckon it's been played at live orchestras before 2020 (though perhaps unofficially) e,g, this 2016 performance. Perhaps even earlier.

324 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10356 20:58

For example, our current understanding of physics has yet to explain why yo mama so fat

325 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10357 03:49

Based and pinkpilled. Gensokyo is for women only.

326 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10357 05:03

I rode an elephant once and it took a shit while I was riding it and I thought the pressure of my weight on it made it do that so I felt fat and starved myself for two days.

327 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10357 12:36

LMFAO. Thanks, I'll swipe some reserve notes through my ass crack and send them into Jerome promptly.

328 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10357 20:35

Nobunaga actually committed seppuku at Honnoji temple because Akechi Mitsuhide opened a time portal and showed him all the genderbent anime versions of him.

329 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10358 07:01

One of the is impersonating my cat. Another is pretending to be the fence behind my house.

330 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10358 20:57

All physicians will be required to perform a certain number of abortions per year except those with a religious objection, who will have to perform twice that number.

331 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10358 23:17

Girls from the age of five to women aged eighty have been assaulted and sexually mutilated. Others were raped and their families forced to watch. By 2008 the United Nations (UN) had estimated that up to 200,000 females had suffered from some form of sexual violence. The brutality of the rapes have caused long-term health, social, familial, and psychological problems. There have been reports of infants aged one being raped, as well as women in their nineties.

332 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10358 23:19

Human Rights Watch described the extraordinary brutality of the DRC rapes – girls as young as five and women as old as eighty were reportedly shot in the vagina or mutilated with knives and razor blades

333 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10359 21:46

Well...uhh...the residue from the farts leaves bacteria that causes irritation on the skin thus causing it to itch. ...

So when a girl scratches her butt, you know she either doesn't wipe too well or she has recently farted....

Just random information....

334 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10359 22:01

I haven’t finished it because it was too depressing, but the only implausible bit was that the American public would never tolerate that sort of behavior from a female president.

335 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10360 19:02

Me, neither; and BECAUSE Amethyst is my FAVORITE Character; and Pizza Steve was the UG Character I DESPISED The Most; It was EXTREMELY Cathartic and VERY Satisfying to see Pizza Steve end up being eaten by Amethyst!!

336 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10360 20:25

Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right..........................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?..............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...................WaoSo Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile.........Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great...................................Fa Kin Su Pah

337 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10361 12:04

>>336 but this is chinese?

338 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10361 19:28

one downside to basing most of your cultural education on webcomis is not knowing whether ventriloquism dolls are, in fact, an extremely "white" thing

339 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10361 21:15

touhou is so fun and cute, i wish women were real

340 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10361 21:16

I came here after receiving a 12 hour suspension for saying that if it was in person I would soundly thrash them. It is addicting because no matter what argument you present they just insult you and form a mob around you to call you all kinds of mean things. They all act like the same entity. It is like an amorphous blob of matter surrounding you and hurling out "you're not an expert". They all use the crying laugh face emoji. They all have weird codes in their descriptions/names like he/her with random assortments of colors and shapes. I believe that Twitter is creating a new form of human cognition.-

341 Name: vc: no : 1993-09-10362 02:00

Is the joke that the coworker is being cucked by her golden retriever

342 Name: hm : 1993-09-10362 03:08

shoe over the rainbow

343 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10362 11:50

The illustrations on the banknotes show generic examples of architectural styles such as renaissance and baroque rather than real bridges from a particular member state, which could have aroused envy among other countries. "The European Bank didn't want to use real bridges so I thought it would be funny to claim the bridges and make them real," Stam told Dezeen.

344 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10362 18:15

Network Engineer here. For most home internet providers if your modem is offline for some time they will give your IP to someone else and give you a new one when you get back.
For business however, your IP is static and does not change.
Also the time your modem has to be down for varies, some providers wait just 30 minutes, others a week.

—some tard commenting on a YouTube video: http://archive.today/2022.01.12-230808/https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=zC1vlLMoc0s - DarkViperAU upload

345 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10362 20:00

How come western vtubers and VAs like nyanners are not considered cultural appropiation?

346 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10363 02:54

no I have Pretentious Installation Art Aversion Syndrome (PIAAS, colloquially known as "Based Disease"), please respect my diagnosis, it makes it very difficult to navigate the art world

The first (and best) vtuber was Max Headroom, a filthy gaijin in all regards, so it's the other way around

347 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10363 21:32

Vader, almost a demi-god when it comes to Raw Killing Power and endless swordsmanship skill, gets his hand whacked off by a goober who just picked up a lightsaber a couple years earlier.

348 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10365 13:59

We did that at school (learn the poem, not get shagged by a swan)

349 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10367 21:07

Knoedie 1 year ago
What a sick perverted video. That is no way to treat a lady.
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There are plenty of us ladies who want to be treated this way.
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350 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10368 07:57

@LarryWebsite aka Larry Snacks aka Larry Sweets

351 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10368 18:04

Since NiggerCoins could not be reliably traded without double-spending, a system was introduced which allowed double-spending. This caused the value of the coins to contantly decrease, which was also an effective way to combat the issue of there being no fixed supply. This also removed the need for a blockchain, and avoided any possibility of a 51% attack, which quickly lead to the contruction of NGR as we know it today (NGRv2).

352 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10368 21:31

A key difference is that in The Expanse we actually see Epstein kill himself

353 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10369 13:14

I’m just not sure we should be letting tourists from terrorist havens like England into the country.

354 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10369 13:51

One time this happened to me except the airbnb guy stole my identity to get back at me and forged some paperwork and put my grandma in a home even though my grandma easily has at least 2 good years left in her

355 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10372 08:26

cannot wrap my head around how after decades of rapidly accelerating technological advancement techbros chose to invent money laundering apes and cars that murder people instead of actually cool and practical things, like a fully functional duel disk

356 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10372 21:28

Chances of being porn a penguin. Hmmmmm.....

I dunno. 7?

357 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10372 22:27


358 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10373 13:10

Then we get into the most vocal fry show on the internet, Red Scare. These two dirtbag lefties are extremely popular. It's amazing how much money you can make telling millennials that communism is awesome.

359 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10374 00:00

Imagine being the nurse when a woman asks you to bring her the stillborn and photograph her while she poses with it. You uncomfortably snap a few photos, swap the camera for the infant corpse, and watch while she thumbs through them for the most piteous expression that still makes her look cute. She posts it on instagram and starts scrolling for replies. While she is distracted with her catharsis, you slip out with the corpse.

360 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10374 11:36

i think japanese here are interested if the transmission plays weeb song lmoa

361 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10374 17:57

I assure you that Tulkas looks exactly like one of those huge fat Maori dudes who do furniture removals, the ones that can carry a fridge under either arm while chatting about how nice the weather is.

362 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10375 19:52

In the video, Žižek talks about the connection between objects and ideology using, as examples, the different types of toilets he encountered while traveling through Europe.

363 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10376 01:22

January 26th, 2005
Went to work today.
Took a shit in the boss' file cabinet.
It had remnants of last night's chili.
Red clumps of bean.
Kinda runny, but felt great.

January 27th, 2005
I fucked my fist today.
Dad told me it would be like this.
It was hard pushing my dick in after rigormortis set in.

January 28th, 2005
Dad visited today.
He was my second.

January 29th, 2005
Took a shit in the toilet today.
It hurt a bit, looked like rocky road ice cream.
Noticed a wet hand print on the mirror.

January 30th, 2005
Mom visited today.
She's having sex with dad.
I caved her head in with a hammer.
Dad's beginning to stink.

February 1st, 2005
Ate Dad for lunch.
Mom was dinner.
Took another shit in the toilet.
Another handprint on the mirror.
January 26th, 2005
Went to work today.
Took a shit in the boss' file cabinet.
It had remnants of last night's chilli.
Red clumps of bean.
Kinda runny, but felt great.

January 27th, 2005
I fucked my fist today.
Dad told me it would be like this.
It was hard pushing my dick in after rigormortis set in.

January 28th, 2005
Dad visited today.
He was my second.

January 29th, 2005
Took a shit in the toilet today.
It hurt a bit, looked like rocky road ice cream.
Noticed a wet hand print on the mirror.

January 30th, 2005
Mom visited today.
She's having sex with dad.
I caved her head in with a hammer.
Dad's beginning to stink.

February 1st, 2005
Ate Dad for lunch.
Mom was dinner.
Took another shit in the toilet.

February 2nd
Fuck that toilet...it's scaring me now.
The hand prints are annoying.
Shitting hurts more now.

February 3rd
A man came out the shower and hit me with my own hammer.
He wanted to hold hands.
I wouldn't because they where too wet.

February 4th
The apartment it starting to stink.
I'm hungry.
Hope the neighbors don't notice.
Tried ejaculating into the ice cube tray.

February 5th
Shot pool with some guys after work.
Got home and played Monopoly with what was left of Mom.
No hand print.

February 6th, 2005
Didn't go to work today, felt sick.
Could be the smell of Mom and Dad.
Might also be because I never flush the toilet.
The wet hand print was on my computer screen

February 7th
Made breakfast out of what was in the toilet.
Looked like old milk, bacon and Pepsi.
Tasted like Sarah from work.

February 8th
Sarah came over today.
She didn't stay long.
Kept complaining about a strange smell.
I think she's fucking wet hand man.

February 9th, 2005
Kidnapped and raped Sarah from work.
Wet hand man watched.

February 10th, 2005
Nothing important happened today.

February 11th, 2005
Again, uneventful.

February 12th, 2005
Work called.
Asked why I haven't been coming in.
I told them I'm coming in all the time, they just don't see me.

February 13th
Put Sarah in the closet.
Wet hand man has begun reading me stories.
He likes to sleep under the bed now.

February 14th
Sarah watched me fuck Mom and Dad.
Haven't shit in a few days.
Bought some Febreeze.
Toilet smells better now.

February 15th, 2005
Mom pointed out that I left out the year on my last two entries.
Wet hand man didn't read me a story.

February 16th, 2005
Sarah is starting to like the closet.
Wet hand man read "The big bad wolf".

February 17th, 2005
Wet hand man and I went to Home Depot today.
Only thing interesting there was an old lady wearing tight spandex pants.
Her camel toe looked like it had 3 humps.
3 humps.

January 18th, 2005
Found a poem outside my apartment door today:

"Daddy, daddy where did you go?
Inside of me so evil will grow.
Mommy, mommy where are you?
Inside of me, now there are two.

Little box, little box
At the edge of my bed
Little box, little box
Keeper of my mommy's head

Little man, little man
Hiding under the bed
Little man, little man
Keeper of my daddy's head

Nobody is in the closet you say?
The little boy wants to play
Nobody is in the closet you say?
Mommy, daddy, can I play?"

364 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10380 00:55

cocaine: more widely accepted as currency than any crypto scam. also way more likely to help you make friends

365 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10381 19:16

was peeking into some switch game with disassembler.
Found Android's Stagefright library inside O_o

366 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10381 22:16

Personality-wise, she seems to be level-headed and mature. Some might call that bland, but I call it Hag Love.

367 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10382 01:28

For someone who says, and I quote, "black ppl aren’t looking to call everybody racist," you sure do bring up white supremacy an awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwful lot.
I am a student of history. White supremacy is as American as apple pie or… football. We’re even seeing it here.

Don’t take it personally, Just be upfront. If you think progressives, white or black, cry wolf about racism then say that.

Because when you do it can be called out as a fallacious tactic which it is. Has nothing to do with what’s at hand.

Pats are the most racist team? Curious on this take besides the tired as hell Boston is the most racist place in the world stuff.
I wouldn’t say it’s tired actually.

It’s still a problem. There are several current accounts of folks saying bostons racist.

They hide behind the immigrant stuff, the John Kerry stuff, the colleges, their juxtaposition against the south in general.

That’s why it’s such an enigma. It’s not tired at all.

In fact, European immigrants were some of the most racist towards blacks because socioeconomically, psychologically… they needed someone under them and a common enemy/scapegoat. They could put their respective differences aside and say “at least I ain’t no _, this is my job/neighborhood/school, not yours”.

They wasted what could’ve been a political alliance against white supremacy for the sake of passing. Look at the Cubans in Florida today.

Cornell west points out “**** whatever you were. You’re off the boat - you’re white now”. That was the olive branch handed to Irish/eastern euro/fair skinned Latino folk from the ruling white elite.

You wanna roll your eyes at that scene in GF2 when the Senator looks down on Italians like ok boo hoo dude.

In the south replace that immigrant/poor while demographic with poor descendants of English ppl (in the Midwest you got Germanic ppl), paddy rollers, overseers who couldn’t afford to own land and slaves… you New Englanders tend to look down on them as rednecks but it’s all the same from the AA perspective.

If anything blue state, neoliberal racism has become more sinister and less dealt with in the post-trump era because they can have a black sheep to poke fun at but then vote against voting rights, or generally speaking the antebellum constructs that prevent blacks (and poor whit ppl) from reforming society.

It’s a family business…

368 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10383 09:25

This anime is literally perfect in the sense that everyone can watch it. It's almost like Spongebob, just pure fun.

369 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10383 10:04

His sister is sleeping on top of him

370 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10384 02:53

a post-apocalyptic novel where the main tribe of surviving humans lives in fear of the "refundians" a mysterious hostile human tribe. No one remembers the origin of the refundians or their name, all that is known is that they were once part of the main tribe, but abandoned it and renounced the True Faith. As the book progresses, the MC (a spunky teenage girl with two hunky love interests; one is her best friend from childhood, who adores her and is really hot; the other is mysterious and brooding and even hotter), discovers the origin of the refundians and the war that brought about the end of civilization, spearheaded by the Star Citizens of Cloud Imperium and their killer Squadron 42

In the end, its revealed the MC's tribe is the one who summoned the Star Citizens (who are the true deities of the True Faith) after decades of devotion, and they are actually trying to do it again (the MC was actually raised with that belief and has held it most her life). The refundians are merely trying to stop them. Now the MC must choose between the tribe she calls home and the one doing the right thing. To make matters worse, one of the love interests sides with the refundians and the other, with the main tribe (the Beckers)

371 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10385 02:36

1989/10/05 — yip >;r:; program to start ... This fall,—we-can-help-yo.ur-provide up to 12 additional hours ... samples of Meaty Bone dog biscuits.

372 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10385 03:08


Yeah, not bad. This is strange though. The important thing is is that that doughnut will be chewed, digested, etc, and then craped out and flushed. Funny. Happy Channukah to you too.

373 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10387 12:50

it’s a cartoon starring a talking kitchen sponge who is allegedly a white passing black man and yall drawing the line at a krab with a k (very kardashian teas) having a biological whale dorter????

374 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10387 22:08


>is allegedly a white passing black man

thats a new one

375 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10387 23:25

/wikhwema was “not very bright”. Silberbauer described him as a vain and inflexible man, prone to petulant outbursts, whose opinions were often wrong. He was apparently considered something of a standing joke within the band. Unsurprisingly, his wife N!anoag//ei was described as a morose and chronically dissatisfied woman, and one day she left /wikhwema for his best friend, a recently widowed man named /amg//ao.

/amg//ao was well-regarded within the band. He was “a virtuoso dancer, a consistently successful hunter and was rumoured to be a bit of a demon as a lover.”

/amg//ao was also a dwarf.

/wikhwema mourned the loss of his wife and best friend for over a year, and many in the band considered him quite the nuisance, including his daughter and mother-in-law, who still lived in the band. Every time /wikhwema was despondent or threw a tantrum, the rest of the band would convene to discuss the problem. Eventually, word got around to where N!anoag//ei and /amg//ao were living, and intervening parties tried to convince her to return to /wikhwema, but she wouldn’t budge.

376 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10388 07:59

Is it weird if I'm okay with the moon being a TERF? In Sandman, gods are petty, fallible, and most of the time just plain wrong.

377 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10389 00:13

[2022-02-08 16:12:13] killsushi: I had a dream the other night that 12 year old tokiko had been kidnapped by fat gingers and I was on a quest to retrieve him from their van, but then they broke my fingers after I refused to be their getaway driver so I jumped up and flew away while everyone clapped

378 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10389 11:25

i don't know what's worse:

  • that it was Fox that bought the Gumby franchise
  • that they're gonna make Gumby NFTs
  • or that they announced the deal in goDDAMN COMIC SANS THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL https://t.co/E1R37T722N

379 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10389 15:04

I think we are all dying before our times. I think we were meant to live much longer, which is why we
develop mentally so slowly. We are a species with a very long adolescence, and we never get out of it
because we die too young.

380 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10390 21:19

my otaku gf buyed and readed hxh first volume, then told me it was pretty cute. i showed her this

381 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10391 00:03

Help me! I'm an artist. I'm in trouble. I discovered a Cannibalism Restaurant here in Brazil. Now, there's an agency of espionage torturing me. My parents were kidnapped.
Can you save me? Please, I'm suffering.

382 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10391 13:31

I’m going with my wife and two daughters for cover.

You will easily recognize me as I’m overweight, have a beard and glasses and I talk in this over-enunciated and enthusiastic voice when it comes to games, Star Wars or Rick and Morty.

383 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10391 13:33

on the surface it seems like he is just saying "have an amico day", but pete is speaking in codes to devotees of a fanatical cult named Amico Dei.

he ritualistically chants the phrase as a closing to almost all of his videos, sometimes even intoning it with a seemingly cheery melody. however, the truth appears to be much darker. the use of a homophone, day, obscures the sinister reality that he wants you to have, ie experience, an Amico Dei.

ODB Peat is encouraging you to experience a life of total service and devotion to amico, including:

• self-flagellation via playing amico

• Definitely Voluntary celibacy

• giving all your money to amico

• only communicating to family/friends thru amico

• participating in aggressive shilling

the last one is the most obvious, as the others are concealed by the secretive nature of the cult. their inner machinations are hidden to all but the most connected individuals, put another way, those with "all access".

madness and pain await the brave soul who attempts to pierce Amico Dei's veil of lies and deception, as any attempt to expose them w/ reason is seen as a "sign of contradiction". ie, attempts at challenging them are seen as a vindication of the sect's views and evidence to support their continued zealotry. a brutal loop that can leave any logical human suffering from extreme incurable amiconesia, where you forget about anything not amico related, unspeakably tragic.

tread carefully, just because their views are baffling and incoherent doesn't mean they aren't a threat to the public. they are willing to sacrifice anything, their family, friends, wealth, & dignity for the amico. warn your communities about this vicious sect.

and most importantly, under no circumstance should you "have an amico day/Amico Dei".

384 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10391 14:06

I mean, I married my best friend on Mabinogi in the dark ages and we aren't fucking each other.

Well, maybe we are... but I must be sleeping through it.

385 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10392 07:40

おっぱい触らせて。 - シンジ (男性)

2022/02/11 (Fri) 13:07:34


386 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10392 13:46

If you put it like that, I guess I'd rather be a manchild than a zoomer

387 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10392 13:50

Im sick of redditors telling me we live in a dystopia

388 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10392 17:59

is this undertale reffrance

389 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10393 18:18

Hello! Any interest in Twink Fattening?

390 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10394 05:20

my ex gf injected into my ear for her male friends who do hear and see everything from me. and this year 2021 i just learned that these agents or contractor tapped into the signal also.there are alot of people like me all over the united states so what someone did is station a group of agenents or contractors inside a PD building and the watch us preventing us getting help. they have been intercepting and impersonationg people i try to call they dress up as PD butnot PD the are not officer but the have meet me face to face and try to make me look like a mental person, it is a psycologicl tactic they they all like to use they input false info. of me in system of me. i was married 13yr 2 kid now 25 24. i work for post office 9yrs this has happen to me 2015 became aware.

391 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10394 23:49

These headphones are incredible. NFTs sound fuller, warmer, more alive.

I can hear the blockchain's quivering movements, whispering into the digital aether.

392 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10395 03:30

I have been at Kroger for 7 years. Iam not allowed to change positions. I have asked so many times. I am told I am to stupid to do another job. I am called the deli retard. I hate Kroger so much. I have young children . I can not find another job. I would rather be dead than work for Kroger. I have to feed my children.

393 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10395 03:59

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394 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10395 12:17

People translating literal porn games where you rape underage girls have no right to arbitrate other peoples tastes imo. Only I do, as the person who plays those games.

395 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10395 18:32

try guessing where this one's from! TickleChgo

Sep 26, 1998, 12:00:00 AM
to alt.multimedia.tk

Here is a repost of some tickled to death stories I posted a long, long time
ago (that may have been my first ever post!):


In the 1884 book, Vie Sahara, Jacques de Beaunay wrote of the treatment
sheiks accorded unfaithful wives: "Sheep were slaughtered and a great feast
was laid. ... The wretched creature [the unfaithful wife], who was
surprisingly pretty, had been stripped well nigh naked. The attendants
seated her in a high place, bound her, and then proceeded to tickle the soles
of her feet with feathers. At first she laughed, a fearful, frightened laugh
tinged with hysteria.

"The sheik and his guests, gorging themselves the while on rich foods, laid
wagers on how long the doomed woman should survive the inhuman ordeal.

"As hour after hour passed, the tickling of the woman's feet continued
unabated. Gradually her uncontrollable laughter changed. It was a
demoniacal thing! She writhed and squirmed in attempts to free herself, but
her bonds held her fast. She screamed through her laughter, until, toward
the end, she was seized with convulsions, and died shortly after. It was
almost dawn."

An article entitled "Ticklishness is No Laughing Matter", Popular Science,
April, 1961, states that a Dr. Sandor S. Feldman of the University of
Rochester Medical Center, NY, "speaks of people being tortured by tickling
during religious persecutions in Cevennes, in Southern France, in 1760. Some
of these may have been tickled to death--by being thrown into fatal
convulsions or suffering a heart attack from the strain of the ordeal." It
states that another authority "notes that many Roman gladiators died
laughing--a reflex action from wounds in the abdomen, a touchy part of the

An article in Esquire entitled "All Right What is a Laugh, Anyway" by
Richard Selzer (July, 19??) states: "If he does not stop [tickling], you may
die of it. In medieval Germany, in Rotenburg an der Fulda, people did.
There, in that place, prisoners were trussed in metal or leather to restrict
expansion of the chest. Salt was rubbed on feet; goats were invited to lick
it off."

In an article entitled "The Biology of Laughter" printed in Psychoanalytic
Review (Summer, 1966), Joost A. M. Meerloo states: "The Romans used tickling
as a cruel punishment. On the scaffold the soles of a victim's feet were
covered with a salt solution so that a goat, attracted by the salt, would
lick it off with his rough tongue and continually tickle the skin. By so
doing, the salty skin was gradually rasped away. Then, the wounded skin
would again be covered with the biting salt solution--ad infinitum, till the
victim died from the torture." This article also provides further details on
the physiological reasons why some people can die from prolonged fits of

In "Psychology of Sex," Havelock Ellis quotes Prof. A. Allin "On Laughter,"
Psychology Review (May, 1903): "A number of instances have been recorded of
death resulting from tickling, and there is no reason to doubt the truth of
the statement that Simon de Montfort, during the persecution of the
Albigenses, put some of them to death by tickling the soles of their feet
with a feather."

396 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10395 18:33

was too long for one post, here's the rest

"The Little Book of Horrors," edited by Sebastian Wolfe and still published
Barricade Books, contains a supposed reprint of an old newspaper article, the
The text is as follows: "On Thursday, last week, a very serious charge was
preferred against a man named Michael Puckridge... The circumstances ... are
of a harrowing nature. It appears that Puckridge who has lived very
unhappily with his wife, whose life he has threatened on more than one
occasion. ... Mrs Puckridge, who is an interesting looking young woman, has
for a long time suffered from varicose veins in the legs, her husband told
her that he possessed an infallible remedy for this ailment. She was
induced by her tormentor to allow herself to be tied to a plank, which he
placed across two chairs. When the poor woman was bound and helpless,
Puckridge deliberately and persistently tickled the soles of her feet with
a feather. For a long time he continued to operate upon his unhappy victim,
who was rendered frantic by the process. Eventually she swooned, whereupon her
husband released her. It soon became too manifest that her light of reason has
fled. Mrs Puckridge was taken to the workhouse where she was placed with the
other insane persons. ... An inquiry was instituted and there is every reason
to believe that Mrs Puckridge had been driven out of her mind in the way
described but the result of the investigation is not yet known." The article
is accompanied by an Victorian style drawing illustrating this scene!

397 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10397 21:27

Study: People Find Sex as Disgusting as Infectious Wounds

398 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10397 22:17

While not completely relevant to the timeline of events...

It was mentioned a few days ago that we know Xeviax is alive because he bought the Sex with Hitler game on Steam and it flagged up on the timeline. Assuming this wasn't a joke with image edit, etc, it shows he's still around and able to access the Internet.

The screenshot of when he bought the game doesn't have a date, but it's only been out since the 22nd Jan 2022.

399 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10397 23:46

Since everybody seems to love the picture so much here's the link. To the FULL picture!: http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/454947-The...

Fap happy.


400 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10398 17:46

glitchtrauma June 12, 2021
referencing No Woman Allowed, 12", ROT 008

great record for two lads with rock hard boycocks to shag.
They should make a 'no queers allowed (homo boys room mix)'
for the 21st century people ashamed of nasty sex.
A gay club masterpiece, for sure. 5/5.

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401 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10398 18:00

Earthbound isn't just a game...it's more like a gift, from the Universe...much like how Cowboy Bebop was for anime....

402 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10398 20:36

I'm surprised there are still firm believers in "science" after the beating the non-mathematical sciences have taken in the last 5 years.
If I was a conspiratorial man they kinda remind of what some of you call an "op", shaming those who dont trust/question authority

403 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10398 20:38

fills my house with useless plastic crap instead of saving for the future

404 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10399 01:44

These self proclaimed leftists sure are happy to bootlick the government if they agree with then

405 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10399 22:03

I'm sick of it. I'm tired of being bullied into believing things I don't understand or yelled at for preferring one thing over the other.

I'm tired of second-guessing if I'm doing the right thing or being a good person all the time.

I used to be really, really susceptible to it in college but a few years ago I stopped. I took a break from all social media for a few months and started making decisions based on what made sense to me and what made me feel good.

Turns out, I didn't actually believe half the shit I thought I did, and I carried out a healthier lifestyle because I didn't have people in my ear telling me there's no point in trying to become better.

Twitter and Tiktok are ruled by a bunch of antisocial malcontents trying to make your life as miserable as theirs. Don't fall for it!

Go outside, talk to strangers, eat a healthy diet, get a run in, read books, trust experts, and don't forget how to be a person in the real world. Don't let freaks online take that away from you.

406 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10400 18:21

You didn’t have a childhood if you didn’t go over your friends’ house to take off your clothes and play gorilla tag

408 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10400 23:52

>>407 getting some real iiChan vibes from this pic

409 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10401 04:53

Yeah yeah debunking Christian creationism seen it before
Have some balls and review the satanic verses or pick apart hadiths or talk about Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh. Stop being chickenshit about other religions

410 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10401 08:55

alexa, order more anal lube for buttsex in my ass
shipping speed same day

411 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10401 22:42

Does it fuck anyone up that fictional characters will never experience the modern stuff you do? Like Kujo Sara will never get to eat a mcnugget and it hurts me emotionally

412 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10402 08:56

I was in a tiny school. Think, 200 students, tops. We really didn't have the general cliches. Everybody commuted from at least 20 minutes away by bus, so no demographic was particularly skewed.

Highlights include:

Sophmore year, I, with two of my other friends nominate Foamy The Squirrel for Student Council president. For whatever reason I miss the election, but they actually made us re-run the whole thing because apparently the entire thing got derailed, and some stupid freshmen actually voted for the squirrel. That being said, most kids running for student government were huge pricks.

When my friends and I were doing all the techie work for the school musical we would get out of class to do shit. Due to working in a tiny room under the stairs, we got unintentionally high off of paint and glue fumes. After the play was over, we kept coming back to that room for lunch for about two months to throw our bags, eat food, etc. We got kicked out eventually. The administration didn't take kindly to us having our own private lunch room.

Other than that, we were deemed to be the most apathetic class in the history of the school. We literally drove off a "Philosophy Teacher" who'd do those combined classes with our history teacher. Meaning she'd randomly burst in, and spout various religious bullshit. We got tired of this after about two weeks, and then set out to prove that we know more about Christianity than she does. In the end she got accused of forcing dogma down our throats, and after that stopped interrupting our classes.

All in all, pretty uneventful, yet it was a fun experience in a demure and peaceful sort of way.

413 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10403 06:56

The NBC special Law & Order of Rittenhouse will turn him into 6'2 blond Dolph Lundgren type, quoting Heidegger, Carl Schmitt, and Evola. Event will be shown as black SUV with Kyle using gatling gun driveby on crowd doing circle drum dance. Nazi billionaire orchestrates...

414 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10403 08:53

JSYK, the pictured fanfics are actually in isiZulu, an African language, and mistagged as Chinuk Wawa. Only anout 4 fics in the Chinuk Wawa tag are actually in Chinuk Wawa, and none of them are for Game of Thrones.

415 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10403 18:19

I prefer pigs. They have spiral penises and 2 types of semen, with second being sticky and sealing the rest of the semen inside. This is really erotic.

416 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10403 21:05

Because there are a lot of sad and lonely people on this site, it's tough to find love in this world.

417 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10404 05:38

Find where putin live

Put missle up ass

418 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10404 10:29

I feel like the unnecessary deaths of many, many people is not even remotely comparable to an anime girl not streaming anymore

419 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10404 10:33

It was all her fault

420 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10404 10:42

not that many people are even dying, i don't buy the CIA glownigger lie that putin wants to level ukraine and massacre all the ukrainians. so the rushia thing is definitely worse than the russia thing.

421 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10404 10:46


>CIA glownigger

Everytime this is said it makes me sad, Terry deserved better

422 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10404 20:55

dont worry those people only reside on the sharty

423 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10407 11:53

If I am going to die fighting for my country, you can bet your biscuits I’ll do it wearing whatever I feel like wearing. Full makeup, pearl earrings, perfume. All out. Girl power 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

424 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 15:49

Hey there! Nice Unboxing!! So, what's is the Godfrey's Poster dimmension's? Thank's Bro, Praise the Sun!

425 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 20:45

Other similarities, according to Storr, include Jesus' faith in receiving a special revelation from God and a tendency to elitism

426 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10410 06:48

Coming soon to an internet near you: NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! President Bush has made it his duty to rid of world of the internet because of all the filth that little children can access. Pay no attention to the fact that at first none of the websites he shut down forced porn on anyone and that they made you have to state yourself as being 18 because he is the president, and what he says goes! Pay no attention to the fact that he got rid of drawings that hurt no one while not doing his job of stopping people in the real world who actually killed people. All hail George Bush, fucking up the world one step at a time.

427 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10410 08:25

Here's a tip to women: Getting married is a MUCH better financial move compared to OnlyFans.

Your husband will make, let's say 100K/year, and he's basically giving you his entire paycheck every month. Really. You get to spend his money. Wow!

After 40 years that's 4 million dollars. Free money. All you have to do is have sex with him, and maybe you even enjoy that! Plus, people will actually RESPECT you! Isn't that amazing?

428 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10410 12:08

Imagine being a sad Russian conscript in the Black Sea. Your ship has run out of fuel and supplies are low. You hear house music thumping in in distance. You squint towards the water only to see a flotilla of mega yachts filled with Gucci wearing Ukranians speeding towards you. The sun reflects off of their gaudy jewelry making them seem like shining golden gods. They begin poping bottles of Dom in-between volleys of deck mounted howitzer fire. There is only despair.

429 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10410 13:58

Lately I have asked myself the same question, why? Why do you want this so badly. Why do you think that he is the one. Why do you want to educate yourself. Why do you let your emotions rein over you like a tyrant? Why oh Why can you not answer you whys? I feel like a person being ripped apart. In every aspect of my life there is a dichotomy between my heart and mind. I feel like Attila has set up shop in my body and wont rest until I am torn from the inside out.

430 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10411 21:37


431 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10412 13:40

>Is this his wife?

Irrelevant. He is gentlemanly to every woman. His butt gets wet, a minor sacrifice that he is willing to make for her. His hat happens to stay dry, but that's only because he is keeping his head under the umbrella to make conversation. The hat, like Luka himself, is waterproof and eternal. That's what I've heard.

432 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 14:25

God has given you autism because you would be too powerful without it.

433 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 18:58

Let me be clear. I have NOTHING against the Russian leaders. My fight is against the Russian people.

434 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 19:16

okay sorry i just found out the lore that the 'transphobic discord server' is them having a channel for astolfo porn

435 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10414 00:05

All around us, from all sides, this entire democratic world community has finally come to its senses, thrown off its mask and pounced on us like the Nazis on the Jews.

436 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10414 00:41

Roses are lame
Love are fake
Marriage are basically funeral and cakes.

437 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10414 07:53


If you liked that, you'll love the awesome website Pissing On The Homeless: http://www.disflux.net/pissing /

438 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10414 10:47

Look at it this way: you have 3 drones you use offensively to see Clyde’s mom’s huge bush through a window while she is changing at her house.

Her husband knocks one down. You still want to see her naked so you send another drone out.

You keep one drone at home as defense. In case someone wants to peep your windows at your house.

Her husband knocks your second one down and kills it.

Now you can’t offensively peep through Clyde’s house, and you only have one drone for defense.

You would have to replenish the other two in order to continue your offensive AND remain defensive from attacks at your home.

A strong military is important to keep your homeland safe too so you need to backfill it. SU35s (their new 5th Gen fighter) are behind schedule, have engine problems, and not realistic to replace when an older aircraft goes down. They need that budget for the SU35 but they can USE it in this war. It’s too expensive to lose

439 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10414 15:47

Naomi Osaka talking about melanin and refusing to speak in Japanese will bring world peace

440 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10414 22:18

stop talking like you're a supervillain lmao, you're a jew posting tranny porn on an estonian cotton farming forum.

441 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10415 11:21

I feel bad for Dragon Maid fans tbh, they just wanna enjoy their garbage in peace and they get discourse every 5 seconds from Twitter from every direction because of lame fans.

Admitting to being a Dragon Maid fan is probably more embarassing than being a furry at this point

442 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10415 12:02

>>441 What kind of discourse? I can just imagine the kind of schmucks on Twitter having serious debates about a cartoon

443 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10415 17:39

Goddammit now im hooked on this shit. What does it
mean when a 50 year old man gets hooked on
lolicore? Im confused by anime but love AMENS!!!!
BREAKS!! and BASS!! 14 min in OMG!! 33 min in shed
a tear 3 38min in bandcamp budget maxed for
month and next 60 min in pure disco vibes time to
start drinking )I wish i could like each track
individually some one make that shit happen I
demand it. (fe 1hr 27min I hope mothtek is related to
GODZILLA i love god zilla 140min oh shit....
yesyesyeysyeysyeysyeysyyes158 min wtf i didnt thnk
this was possible hold up its the contrast! 2hr in i
get it now 2hr7min FUCK YEAH 2HR13 FUYUUUUUCK
STAdby stand by stand by stand by st and by
2hr26min worth th wait...loli in the earlt 2k what does
that mean? LOL its all agriculture 2hr35min fun fun fun
fun isnt that ghat its supposed to be…nd then stab
go fuckthemselves DRUNK2hr44min makes me wnat
to learn how to twerkohhh bully brigade is funwhat
does napkinterrorizermea n\HAVNT HAD THIS MUCH

444 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10415 18:31

Twitterites claim that it sexualizes minors and promotes pedophilia. There is not much 'debate' going on, just people telling about Riko and Shota's ages.

445 Name: Not 442 : 1993-09-10415 19:19

That's about what I expected from Twitter, but I get what >>441 is saying aside from Twitter's crusade against lolishota, even in places where lolishota isn't disliked maiddragon kind of has a stigma around it with the "ironic weeb" thing although Ilulu's gigantic titties kind of made it a little more liked.

Although the person who wrote this sounds like a self-hating furry

446 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10415 19:33

It's simple, they can't say something like "I want to fuck a hot teen" on a platform as anal as twitter, so they do sneaky things like "this specific anime is for pedos don't watch it its for pedos ew ew ew I didn't watch it yet I know enough about it to know that it's for pedos anyone knows what over animes I should never ever watch because I'm so scared of pedo shit bros help beware don't ever watch this list of those 20 animes that are disgustingly pedo I didn't get hard in the slightest please like and subscribe to the fellow not pedo guys fuck pedos"..

447 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10418 00:42

My girl started watching One Piece on her own time ❤️! As an anime weeb this not only excites me but broke my heart to pull her from watching the current Wano arc. And since I’m caught up on the manga I couldn’t allow her to eventually learn things I waited so long to find out 😄

448 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10418 02:02

I've grown significantly more radicalized (in Minecraft) since I first started watching chuubas in 2020, though.

449 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10418 19:16

The saying is “Let he who is without sin cast the FIRST stone”. After that, anybody can cast stones, it’s a free for all

450 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10419 18:26

My daughter is an non-verbal autistic and it is really hard for me to find things that she really enjoys... I stumbled upon ur five nights at Freddy's videos and when the jump scares happened she has never laughed so hard... Ur videos and crazy random noises u make gives us something we both can really enjoy together.. Thank u so much for everything u do cause u have brought more happiness in our lives... I cannot thank u enough for these special moments u have given me with my daughter... So again thank u so much and please never stop doing what you love

Much love❤️,
Cassandra (Reoloky) and my daughter Bailee

451 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10420 08:10

"Hyperborean tummy-pilled Aryan breeding pens. German women literally made for big finnish dick, think about it! Faustian homo-eroticism must be countered by big cummies in tradwives"

"Please Himmler, I need more artillery shells, my frontline is collapsing"

452 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10420 08:49

was jojo making a touhou reference?

453 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10420 13:21

When it's hard, you can get well by seeing the picture of "Gregor Samsa, who is a positive insect and is full of energy to go to work" that Google put out in commemoration of Kafka's birth.

454 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10421 06:31

I know the thread is mostly female focused, but take a bisexual male’s word for it when I say that there are a lot of very talented male stuffers out there. In fact, outside of some Nikocado-tier travesties, male stuffers seem to not suffer from the same problems as a lot of 3D female stuffers that we often complain about. The male stuffers seem more willing to push their capacity on average. Which is a real shame, since girls who can out-eat guys are the hottest shit imaginable.

455 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10421 07:09

“I’m not lovin’ it” … says Ronald on a remote Russian hillside. Rain pouring down, he takes one last puff of a french fry before extinguishing it, then grips his sniper rifle.

456 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10422 08:39


457 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10422 15:33

kinda funny how "canon" only matters when I give a character some melanin and not when I give these touhou washboards some massive racks

458 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10422 17:52

Tbf the right audience will complain about boobhus too

459 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10422 21:38

When I cum I transmute my semen into 4th dimensional cocaine through alchemical practices and then inject said 4D cocaine into my eyes giving me a massive burst of energy and confidence

Nofappers BTFO

460 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10423 13:33

Sonic is not 16/17, he's 15. Someone lied to you...

Furthermore, no character in the Sonic franchise, with the exceptions of Shadow (He's ageless), Knuckles, Rouge, Vector, Espio, and a few others that aren't important, are of the age of consent.

461 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10424 04:24

A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year-old grandson. The old man’s hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather’s shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.

The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. “We must do something about father,” said the son. “I’ve had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor.” So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl! When the family glanced in Grandfather’s direction, sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.

The four-year-old watched it all in silence.

One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor. He asked the child sweetly, “What are you making?” Just as sweetly, the boy responded, “Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up.” The four-year-old smiled and went back to work.

The words so struck the parents so that they were speechless. Then tears started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done.

That evening the husband took Grandfather’s hand and gently led him back to the family table. For the remainder of his day, he ate every meal with the family. And for some reason, neither husband nor wife seemed to care any longer when a fork was dropped, milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled

462 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10424 10:06

Elden ring final score 9/10. Perfect game. i subtracted 1 point because the devs made Miyazaki remove some of the feet he wanted to put in

463 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10424 21:07

私と交際したいという方に事前に了承していただくこととして、私は障害から 働くこと、家事ををすること、事車を運転すること、など日常生活で必要なことはなにひとつできません 対人恐怖症、閉所恐怖症、広場恐怖症、被害妄想、チック症、独り言、奇声、どもりなどからファミレスや牛丼店などもいけません。 治ることのない障害なのでトレーニングをする意味も効果もなく、そういった目的でこれらの事を行うこともありません。 外食や外出、車の運転や家事や仕事などを強要する方はご遠慮ください。 連絡先 スカイプlive:.cid.f1eb6afd6a0567a2 ツイッター@yamadayamada58 メールgyunyu756124@yahoo.co.jp

464 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10428 09:35

first thing any wizard does is automate their life via magic, the house cleans itself, the food cooks itself, the dicks suck themselves.
But you put the Wizards into an Ivy League school and now it's not so much about convenience but exerting power over anyone with less than them

465 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10428 17:41


466 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 21:58

to be fair, churchill was under a lot of stress, having just murdered 3,000,000 bengalis without a second thought.

467 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 07:21

man the persona games are so fucking good when you ignore all the parts of them that are bad. it's such good writing when you take out all the bad writing. i somehow am being 100% sincere. they're just so cool except for the parts that are shit and make no sense

468 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 08:11

life is literally one big amogus

469 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 11:07

What you current event obsessed losers dont understand is when people tell you "I'm not really political" they're politely saying: "I dont want to discuss politics with a near stranger" or "I dont want to argue with uncivil weirdoes online". I cant believe you turned that into something to complain about

470 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 14:58

colorjaks are coal

471 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 15:31

How come monkeys are so hairy yet they have pink arses with no hair on, whilst I am bald as a coot and I’ve got a big hairy arse ? Perhaps Charles Darwin could explain that !

472 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 22:14


473 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 11:56

damn it takes a lot to make running around in elden ring as homer simpson fighting shrek unfunny but this youtuber somehow found a way.

474 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 13:23

women are gay

475 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 16:15

↑ It just... enhanced on luigi's face. Why...?

476 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 17:30

thats a one spicy mama mario meat bawl

477 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 23:55

Say what you will about Hitler but he’s never publicly defended JK Rowling

478 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10434 00:17


479 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10437 05:38


480 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10439 12:56

God: Where is the brother, Abel?
Cain: Am I my brother’s keeper?
Laugh Track

481 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10439 22:35

Porygon was framed

482 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10441 04:25

While I will admit it felt pretty good, the risk of losing your penis is just not worth it.

483 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 11:43

Stop FORCING KIDS to go to the DENTIST!!!! Wait until they are old enough before them making LIFE ALTERING decisions with their bodies! PROTECT KIDS!!!111!

484 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 13:34

Unlike Australia, IRC has flood protection.

485 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 19:53

Anime aren't cartoons, they are stories told in animated medium native to Japan, the script for these shows can be as complex as anything made for Netflix, also you sound like Lunarians from Touhou Project they also hate everything that's impure, I recommend opening and broadening your horizons now a Doujin game franchise Touhou Project is specifically my recommendation for someone whose knowledgeable about religion and theology and would be interested in reading about different perspectives, especially the ones that are diverse from established Catholic canon, especially the print works and manga which are again not the same as US based comic but more a sort of nineteenth century developed Japanese medium that uses an adapted western form of comic to tell a story which could be silly and cartoonish, perverse and disgusting or as complex and philosophical as theology essays only with characters and fictional setting. You have to also be very open minded because Japanese creators often depict scandalous situations both for comedic purposes as well as to question both our social hypocrisy and social inequality or individual morality without implying support for such actions or activities it serves the purpose of portraying duality in characters a major theme in that culture, and that is why they don't try to avoid bad issues like certain narratives in western media do, another advice is that reading manga and watching anime is like swimming through treacherous waters on a small boat, you really need to know what you're doing and where you want to go, because you can easily get lost, stranded or sink completely. Anime and Manga are a Shinto/Buddhist mass media meant to represent that culture's particular world view, bear that in mind.

486 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 11:53

It's tough to read about the French far-right because you eventually see someone say "le wokisme" and you feel like you're being pranked

487 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 11:58

Ichiko Aoba sounds like Binding of Isaac music

488 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 12:13

I have been in relationships with men all over Europe, oddly the only ones who had language barrier issues were Dutch. I have not dated any Francophone men though.

Also Greeks are perverts holy shit

489 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 03:19

I once took a dump in my hand and threw it at my friend.

To this day I still don't know why.

490 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 03:36

In the Fall of 1990 in Ottawa, I lived within walking distance of a supermarket that my friends and I quite liked, for the main reason that it was open every night until eleven o'clock. One night, however, when I wanted to go to the supermarket, my friends were telling me I couldn't go - it was too late, and the store was closed. It was only ten o'clock, and when I reminded them the store was always open until eleven, they thought I was crazy, telling me that of course I knew the store was always only open until ten. We walked down to the store, each hoping to prove ourselves right, but when we got there, the store was closed, and the little sticker timetable on the door - which had obviously been there for at least months (and in the place of the one I had always seen before) - said the store was always only open until ten. The next day when we went, the other sticker timetable was back, and the store was open until eleven, and had always been open until eleven. Neither of my friends seemed to notice that we had slipped into that other reality for a night. They seemed to be as much a part of the shift as the store was - for them, it WAS always open until ten on the night it was, and the next night, of COURSE it was always open until eleven. Sometimes this sort of thing avoids itself in conversation; it's just hard to remember to talk about reality shifts with people who don't remember them.

491 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10448 05:21

>first night at a new kitchen as chef de partie
>head chef gathers us all round and tells us about a new recipe we're going to demo for a cream based sauce
>asks if we have any questions
>I jokingly raise my hand and ask if he has any recipes for a cream cringe sauce
>HC says he doesn't understand
>I explain that cringe is the opposite of based
>he still doesn't get it
>I spend the next 5 minutes awkwardly explaining in front of the whole kitchen staff
>HC stares blankly at me and says "The hiring manager warned me you were a bit of a spastic"
>My nickname ever since has been Spastic and even though I get my head down and shut the fuck up these days, it doesn't look like it'll change

492 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10448 17:45

The only disorder here is believing this is a disorder. You just have advanced psychic abilities, and a few google searches will make that clear to you and also guide you in understanding how to manage the shadow aspects which can be quite challenging at times. It’s absolutely disturbing to know that people who consider themselves “medical professionals” find comfort in labeling phenomena they don’t understand as “personality disorders” because they didn’t have the mental capacity to comprehend Jung’s work in school. You halfwits should be ashamed of yourselves for making young people believe there’s something terribly wrong with them simply because you’re ignorant and too arrogant and brainwashed by your own defunct programming to do some alternative research.

493 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10449 20:09

Wife dumps hubby which gives him a mood debuff. Within a couple of days, he has a minor break and starts a social fight with his ex-wife which leaves her unconscious and carried to the infirmary. I check the logs, and the game list getting dumped as the cause of the social fight. Okay, fine it was a pretty heavy debuff to mood, and that's how the game sometimes shakes out; the ex-wife being the target of that ass-beating was random. I almost forgot about it until the dumped hubby gets an Inspired Creativity. His art skill is high, so I put him to work on a grand sculpture. The notification drops for a legendary work drops, so I go see what's up. That dude turned out a legendary, jade grand sculpture of him beating his ex-wife unconscious for dumping him. I changed my mind about using that sculpture to jazz up the chowhall.

494 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 02:32

some evidence suggests the lifetime cost of medical treatment for obese individuals is lower than for healthy weight individuals. This is because healthy weight people live longer statistically and tend to develop chronic diseases that need to be continually treated into old age, whereas obese people tend to die from metabolic diseases at younger ages and avoid some of those protracted medical costs

495 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 13:39

Broke my fast early by swallowing cum

496 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10453 01:48

extremely sad to see groomer entering conservative vocabulary, its a really important word with specific meaning and should only be used in the context of complaining about ship art you don't like, decade old forum beef, ex partners you dont have any real anecdotes about,

497 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10453 02:41

Power dynamics make sense in theory but in practice doesnt it basically mean famous people can only date other famous people

498 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10453 21:33

What time was that? I remember Squeeks shitting himself a lot and avery and moot and alex strange in constant mind-war. There was a cement company owner and the pax tsukuru cabal, an alliance against the Basque and those insufferable frogriders. I think tablecat and milkribs were there too sometimes. I don't remember peace for a minute of it, even now there are some shiftless Russian future historians and an enigmatic rigid airship battling for the rights to our tombstones.

499 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10455 18:37

I'm a food scientist that specializes in icings, specifically icings with 6, 9, or 12 month shelf lives like you would find on a supermarket shelf.

What you are describing sounds like an icing close or past it's best but date, or one that has been exposed to heat greater than it's recommended storage conditions. This could have happened any time through manufacture, shipping, or in your possession. Trans far free icings, for example, start to break down at temperatures above 80F. At higher temperatures they are damaged more quickly. Just being left in a hot car for an hour or a few can destroy the icing as temperatures can exceed 120F in a car parked in the sun.

When an icing that contains trams fat free shortening, like palm shortening(actually, specifically palm, cause it's the worst) "break down" they separate. Liquid comes out of the icing and the icing becomes goopy. The flavors become muddled and even start to taste bad and rancid (just from heat, not age). The icing will even start to feel oily and leave an unpleasant residue in your mouth. Palm oxidizes quickly and can leave you with a pretty disgusting experience.

(On a side note, moving to trams fat free items sucks. Trams fat makes thing soooooo delicious. Who cares about heart disease and stroke...)

Since this is a consumer packaged food, I would either return it to the store or call the 1-800 number on the label. If you are sure you didn't heat abuse the icing, the manufacturer would like to know that with a lot was bad, or their product is being mishandled along the supply chain. They put their name on the label, and therefore they take responsibility/pride in ensuring a quality product. They really want you to call. They can't fix it if you don't.

Finally, autocorrect doesn't like "trans", keeps changing it to "trams."

500 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10456 14:08

gaz = death
grim reaper = DEATH
goku = OVER 9000

the battle is now equal

501 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10456 15:50

wasn’t even 48 hours man. died friday and was up and gone before dawn on sunday

guy billed for 72 hours on a project and did like 36 hours of work, MAX

502 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 06:34

This track makes me think of an 8-year-old girl undergoing an overhaul in her school uniform: Her blouse shrinking into a sleeveless crop top; her necktie turning into a bowtie; her plaited skirt changing color from a plain gray to a crimson plaid; her tights splitting apart and then shrinking into a pair of knee-high stockings; her Maryjane shoes growing high heels. Once the transfiguration of her wardrobe is complete, she'd start walking right towards us, moping and doping as she looks down at her magically-modified clothes in shock and confusion. The track ends with our view slowly but surely zooming into the schoolgirl's now-exposed belly button.

503 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 09:45

Child abuse - not a problem in Scotland, go fill your boots.

Singing bad songs - Jail time, you bad bad boy.

504 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 21:29

Porn sites should ban All Russians. Non-russians too.

505 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10460 02:31

Wow this sounds amazing, I'm going to buy this game and let it sit unplayed in my steam library for years.

506 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10460 06:02

Хотели мы с Вовкой пойти в кино. Мы это решили давным-давно. Но тут Серёжка позвал его, И Вовка бросил меня одного. А как же я, А как же я? Ведь он говорит, что мы Хотели мы с Вовкой друзья! в поход пойти, Уже собрались мы с ним почти, Но Петька его позвал гулять, И Вовка бросил меня опять...

507 Name: vc: pot : 1993-09-10460 14:11

Sentai Truther Club
An anticapitalist podcast dissecting tokusatsu from all around the world

508 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10461 06:56

We find that while block-based deduplication of our dataset can lower storage consumption to as little as 32% of its original requirements, nearly three quarters of the improvement observed could be captured through whole-file deduplication and sparseness. For four weeks of full backups, whole file deduplication (where a new backup image contains a reference to a duplicate file in an old backup) achieves 87% of the savings of block-based.

509 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10462 06:28

I once had a girl who wanted to send me nudes and guess what I did? I send her a picture of Jonah Jameson and said I don’t need nudes, I need pictures of Spider-Man and she couldn’t stop laughing

510 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10462 23:16

Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?

511 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10466 22:30

I dont know if you knew this....but laws of consent dont apply to blow up dolls

512 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10472 07:37

The line at my moms house that runs to the city sewer line burst. We did not know. Until someone came to work on something else and discovered it. This pipe was broken and was leaking raw sewage from our house for literally YEARS.

However. It burst below the garden (my late grandmother’s rose garden). So the garden was just straight up processing all that sewage, and the plants fucking loved it. And that’s how we discovered the reason one of the rose bushes had grown to 25 feet tall and was at eye height on the second floor. Like this thing was fucking huge, it was a sewage mutant beast. At the bases the stalks were like a roll of quarters, so thiccccc. And beautiful roses, like that thing had a hundred roses blooming come May, while its siblings on the other side of the house, away from the sewage line, had like 5-10. It’s crazy how that garden just used all of that, there was no smell at all, nor any indication. I had been living there and being the gardener as part of my payment for rent, so I’d spent the last two years in that garden nearly every day and had never smelled a thing, and I have been told my nose is very sensitive.

My mom got really, really, really lucky that the only thing that happened was fucking thriving plants instead of a 5 figure bill.

513 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10473 06:17

Whenever you see the premable of the constitution remember that the man who wrote it then went home and put a whalebone up his dickhole

514 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 01:20


515 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 17:02

loooooooool EPIC REPLY 2 anonymous person thats the real story bro!freacking tards faggot dragqueen anus whisler stop wasting our oxygen we need it for normal people its not for error of humanity like u ,get the special this week in lowes hardware store 9.99 for 50 feet of rope find the nearest branch or bridge and just help yoourself and society swinging in the air by the neck please god!really GIRL IS THE IMPORTANT THING IN THIS VIDEO NOT THE TOOL GAYLORD!

516 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10475 19:13

Country is just farm emo.

517 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 09:50

> "wokism" whatever that is

It’s when you’re black but for political reasons

518 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 16:43

>>517 Dumbass...

519 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 19:14

piss off a jamiacan, really bad

i mean talk shit about his dreads

have a recorder handy

you'll have all the bad ass jamiacan style vocals you could want

then right before they try to bash you over the head, whip out a fat blunt and explain your shit

1 of 2 things are going to happen

they are going to try to whoop your ass, or if they are like any jamiacans i know, they will appreciate the balls....

even better yet, have a friend with a recorder handy and intentionally pick a fight with 'em .... after you are down beating the hell out of each other have your guy whip out a fat blunt

and keep the recorder going

tell me once you get back to the studio you wont be higher than a kite on life, with some fucked up experiences for inspiration

yeah, i mean your eye might hurt but this is a drum and bass forum so you can check that pussie shit at the login page

520 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 19:28

Wokism is just fully embracing the fan culture of Woking Football Club

521 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 23:46

idgaf i dont understand how yall will support goreshit when his genre is literally called LOLICORE

522 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10477 07:53

Beluga whales are not "poggers". The behaviour you think is cute is actually anger and aggression. That whale would try to kill you if you were in the water with it

523 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 06:44

buddy i appreciate how you're open about your opinions. that's cool. what would also be cool would be if you didn't call an agender person a guy

524 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 09:10

You of all people should be happy about Twitter prioritizing free speech, you'll be able to talk about how much you want to beat the shit out of conservative women without getting banned now.

525 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 09:26

Sexual Justice Supporting Victims, Ensuring Due Process, and Resisting the Conservative Backlash

526 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 09:44

Wow Mao..... Just..... wow.... no comment..... Well, know this is a comment but you still get what I mean.... But it was pretty funny.... I bet you Ms. Nitsche laughed a ton. And it seems like something totally you....Nice rapping skills, but I do have to ask.... Why was Mickey Mouse and the random dinosaur in it????

- Dani ;P

527 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 12:58

Printers get me sooo flustered they're just so gentle and controlled and precise My heart flutters a little when I smell ink or feel the heat coming off a sheet of freshly printed paper. I used to work at an office with a large printer up front that got a lot of paper jams, and it was such a joy to service. I miss that intimate, loving experience of opening it up and feeling it's warmth on my fingers, being so careful with it's internal parts as I explored the issue. I like to think that I was giving it some relief by getting that jammed page out.

528 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 05:47

I like humping pillows while I am on my bed or on the floor. I find these places more comfortable for this purpose. Since I want to avoid rug burns, I have a blanket spread out if on the floor. I like wrapping small pillow and then a medium pillow on top of a large stuffed animal in the same way as a hot dog does. I hold the wrapped stuffed animal down and put pressure on the place where the pillow meets the vagina by taking both of my hands down there. I have found that putting pressure there at a comfortable speed is very pleasurable and once you start feeling the pressure more, you can start grinding against it to enhance your pleasure. I also like sitting up on the pillow and humping it quickly at a speed I am comfortable with. In my experience humping fast produces a stronger orgasm. So, don’t stop when humping the pillow even if you get tired because stopping usually is very frustrating as it prolongs the orgasm.

529 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 10:00

“William Jennings Bryan the saint! The power of Christ compels him!” Sylas was beside himself. There he was, the great orator before him, upon that majestic Chicago altar, resplendent and magnificent in all his heavenly glory.

“You come to us and tell us that the great cities are in favor of the gold standard. I tell you that the great cities rest upon these broad and fertile prairies!” Yes, yes! Preach it William! “Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic. But destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country!”

Sylas was shaking with nearly unbridled enthusiasm. How long he had followed his savior! How far he had traveled from the fields of Nebraska, where he first heard the Great Commoner speak his heavenly truth, to this… this Great Hall, laden in dove white, bloody crimson and heavenly blue. Oh, dear God! Lost in his own thoughts he was missing the Peerless Leader’s words!

“Therefore, we care not upon what lines the battle is fought. If they say bimetallism is good but we cannot have it till some nation helps us, we reply that, instead of having a gold standard because England has, we shall restore bimetallism.” Bimetallism! Of course! The key to prosperity. The path to godliness! Sylas’s ashen fields would again burst in abundance, row after row of vigorous corn crop and plump milk cows. Mary would return. And the children… heavenly father above the children! But wait! Listen. The racket of rain pours down upon this altar’s great roof as proof the Orator's word’s carry God’s full weight.

“If they dare to come out in the open field and defend the gold standard as a good thing, we shall fight them to the uttermost, having behind us the producing masses of the nation and the world!” Fight the bastards! Satan’s demons roamed freely upon God’s ripe green earth, nothing was clearer. They laughed in their asphalt sewers and mocked the righteous American as he toiled doing the Lord’s great work. Sylas clenched his teeth and seethed with the desire for ferocious retribution. And suddenly like an answer above God’s thunder tore with heavy cracks and crashes and a fissure appeared in the ceiling, raining down plaster and water as if sent from heaven.

“Having behind us the commercial interests and the laboring interests and all the toiling masses, we shall answer their demands for a gold standard by saying to them, you shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns.” William Jennings Bryan, the Silver Knight of the West, the Boy Orator, raised his arms as he spoke like Jesus in holy crucifixion, as if to welcome the falling timbers of the Chicago Convention Hall as it collapsed around him. Sylas heard shouts from all sides. Cheers? Screams? It did not matter, Bryan thundered on!

“You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!” A brilliant flash of light illuminated the grand chamber, quickly accompanied by a deafening roar and a soft sizzle. Pieces of the wooden stage exploded into the front rows, sending the crowd scattering in hysterical pandemonium as beads of fire rose from the remnants of Bryan’s fiery dais. The Democratic National Convention members rushed beside him but Sylas could only stare in awe at the triumphant scene as it unfolded before him.

He stepped forward, torrential rains pouring down upon him, walking over severed limbs and writhing bodies until he reached the glowing platform upon which, he could see now, Williams Jennings Bryan lay sprawled and motionless.

“A cross of gold!” Sylas cried. “A cross of gold! You shall NOT crucify us!”

He stood atop the platform now, kneeling to the lifeless body. He cupped his savior’s head, cradling it in his supporting arms. He stroked the Silver Knight's hair back from his face, closed his lifeless eyes and, leaning closer, whispered into his charred-black ear.

“Three days William. Three days. They have crucified you once again for mankind’s sins. Three days, dear, dear William.”

530 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10482 01:49

ty for the benadryl lore

531 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10482 23:17

An added thought: perhaps these guys are just a bunch of tryhards with no genuine authenticity or sincerity to their posts

532 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 07:09

ok i'm not going to argue with you man. I'm jamaican. i was listening to radio when this song came out. i am TELLING you its not George Nooks. Do you even know who George Nooks is? You are making a fool of yourself.

533 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 11:49

that happeed to me once there was spmeone banging the walls reallyloud in my building and i just curled up on my bed shaking and covered my earsuntil it ended someone told me it was a person stuck in their washroom and they were trying to get help

534 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 08:27

I'm not normally one to say "why was this five second 1.3k views 13 year old video recommended to me in Dec. 2020" but why was this this five second 1.3k views 13 year old recommended to me in Dec. 2020

535 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 17:57

The first time i watched this video i had a panic attack for days after hearing the abrupt and lour pop at 7:31 so yeah if your like me and random noises trigger panic attack be wary

536 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10487 16:54

Brb chemically castrating myself so I can properly understand the characterization in Transformers

537 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 07:30


538 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 10:49

the only way to defeat the deep state was to make it legal to allow an unlimited amount of bugs in the food

539 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 21:05

If I make it to 30 and a catgirl (specifically Vanilla from Nekopara) never sits on my fucking face, I'll flip a coin and Heads I blast my brains all over the kitchen ceiling or Tails I transition and become Vanilla from Nekopara.

540 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10489 17:53

Every now and then a dick is so pretty it lives on in your mind, making other dicks seem… blah. But that’s a really like, thrice in a lifetime dick experience

541 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10490 16:26

There's more in the quote retweets if you wanna see teenage girls defend grown-ass men.

542 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 05:32

Looks like swahili tribes put holes into their cows to harvest their blood then mix the extracted blood with the animal's milk to sustain themselves because their beliefs forbid them from eating plants. As a result it weakens their herds and reduces their milk and meat yield. A similar process is used by vegans of the west as well. To be able to create meat-like sustenance they use unnatural processes that cause extra energy expenditure, create waste and introduce chemicals to food. Both Swahilians and westerners are inefficient omnivores by proxy. If they managed to put their false beliefs and morals aside they would benefit greatly from their newfound modus operandi. Following the same logic we can easily say that borders and definitions are arbitrary constructs built on false beliefs as well and I am actually having intercourse with a polish woman by proxy when I fuck my dog.

543 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 11:17

Made sense until the polish woman part. Is it just trying to say that veganism is equally incoherent?

544 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 23:59

It's trying to say that he's horny for Polish women but lacks a non-canine outlet for his frustrations.

545 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 00:21

sad. many such cases!

546 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 16:07

子供部屋の製糞器 精神分裂病河合豚ウンコ貼り丸の内アスぺ爺ィは朝鮮人らしく家でおとなしく寝てろ害児

547 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 19:36

NFL, MLB, NBA provide valuable platform for AAPI

548 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 03:57

She looks like my son. Source? Post more

549 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 17:11

I dont think Winston Churchill can talk about anyone doing the right thing

550 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 19:34

I've only had sex once and the guy couldn't cum because I was too ugly

551 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10495 09:18

Undertale reacts to touhou

552 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10495 21:45

I'm 18 and I know what a floppy disk is. Heck, I own one. It's purple btw and it doesn't have anything on it yet.

553 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 10:39

does hatsune miku qualify as a fictional character or is she real. like it’s different from, say, gorillaz, cause her entire thing is that she’s a robot/computer program/what have you, and also she isn’t an alter ego for one specific artist. so by being canonically digital in her lore and also the same thing in real life i don’t think she is fictional. my point is when you play games that feature her she is actually talking to you like you are conversing face to face with the actual real hatsune miku and not just her likeness

554 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 11:25

“Somethingcheeky killakill gunworld boobcomicfurries everywhere, anomalies with big heads and anomalous mouth, get off my tractor. G8 hurtingspring. Shot through door, shoot eyes instead of punishment, made zombie gunrunners problem.”

555 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 23:29

if the persians had had a group of waffle house employees at the battle of thermopylae the spartans would have been toast in the first hour. a bunch of scared LARPers wouldnt be able to resist their vengeance

556 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 23:46

Interesting point.

I personally think the only qualification necessary to make someone or something a fictional character by definition is the presence of counterfactuals. You can see on Miku's official profile (https://ec.crypton.co.jp/pages/prod/virtualsinger/cv01_us) that, although she is acknowledged to be a singing voice synthesizer, she has anthropomorphic traits that software objectively cannot have or that do not align with reality.

These include an age (while her original voice bank will in fact be 16 years old in a few months, she has always been 16 and will presumably continue to be 16 when her voice bank ages past that), a height, and a weight. One could argue that her height and weight implicitly apply to digital worlds in which such concepts exist independent of our reality, but the age thing nonetheless seems counterfactual. Perhaps an argument could be made that such digital worlds possess their own decoupled and static time axis, but Miku's unchanging age nonetheless seems to contradict the clear passage of time in (most) such worlds.

Regardless, one could create a digital entity that is 'real' by carefully avoiding assigning them any fictional characteristics. Hatsune Miku just probably isn't such an entity.

557 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10497 00:01

I'm going to fuck Hatsune Miku and we'll have babies

558 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 09:02

Somebody should make an ai waifu chatbot already. Microsoft or google made something like that, but then shut her down from public and only use her privately.

559 Name: This is referring to people criticizing a footballer's comments : 1993-09-10498 13:10

I like how people make fun of him and his team, not realising that nobody will remember them, they'd just be another parasite burdening their country's social advantages, while the people they're making fun of are Elite at what they do, and have written their names in history books.

560 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 14:34

>>559 tru dat

561 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 01:51

this is real. this is a real antifa group who really actually use lupin the fucking third as their goddamn guy fawkes mascot. in KANSAS CITY of all places

562 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 13:24

According to the 1818 Dictionnaire Infernal by Collin de Plancy Belphegor was Hell's ambassador to France.

563 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 15:00

I told her to dance! Instead she exploded. I told her to explode, and she exploded. I told her to take off her top, and she exploded. Everything I tell her to do she explodes! This game sucks because I was expecting expecting her to dance agasint a pole! Instead she got out a gun!

564 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 15:39

Ballin', but at what cost?

565 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 21:20

Panic! at the Twenty One Fall Out Dragons yass means yay a sex slave don't say it

566 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10500 11:59

Bunnies occasionally get so happy that they do little flippy jumps and break their spines and die. It's the most brutal happiness ever.

567 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10500 12:17

Now Master Tyrone shall teach you his understanding of the first word of power, "We".

568 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 00:40

I think all IxxP types hide their greatest strength from others for multitude of reasons. INFPs/ISFPs hide their deep insightful emotions, probably because that isn't generally accepted in a more expressive/mirroring Fe society. INTPs/ISTPs hide their reconstructed understanding of Te systems that society tends to purpurate, as not copying and pasting the already existing systems goes against the "rule-following attitude" that society also needs. Yet we all cherish IxxPs long after they're dead for their emotional/intellectual insight and originality, but their lives were anything but cherished.

569 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 01:26

Man, this guy needs his own show on adult swim. We'll call it "Ghost's radio beatdown". The whole cartoon revolves around him being racist and screaming at every two year old because they think his laughter their laughter is pointed towards him. In the final episode, Ghost crashes a blimp into a building where he believes all his trolls are, but the building happens to be the one place where his fanclub meets. He is than given the chair, and the my little pony theme plays us out.

570 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 12:14

Maybe stop calling me fatshit and this will end?

571 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 18:27

I would love to see instruments, music lessons, and free haircuts at an immigrant detention center. Cut to three sad dudes in a dark cell playing a violin, accordion, trumpet without much energy/enthusiasm. Then one guy (clearly a white immigrant from a Euro country) plays this beautiful classical music solo number and there are guards who hear this and take pity and give him citizenship on the spot. Hard cut to the three dudes in the cell who now have a light shinning on them and who get up and start playing a little banda or mariachi song & it's really good but of course the guards don't care cause it's Mexican dudes playing music. Cut to a random immigrant detainee who was getting a haircut in the background. The barber gets rid of his old messy hair and styles it up to look slick and maybe overly gelled and stereotypical American-business like. It's another useless attempt to change/anglicize appearance so that someone might hear your case for fleeing your country. Anyway - ty for letting me use this thread to workshop a new music video pitch

572 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 21:05

The R in R2D2 stands for Racist.

573 Name: (carbon monoxide) : 1993-09-10501 23:25

Government trying to use esoteric memes to psyop you from the forbidden air

574 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 06:02

What the Stop Asian Hate crowd doesnt understand is that we dont hate Chinese people. We hate TCM.

What's wrong with Turner Classic Movies?

575 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 07:15

Dipping donuts in orange juice, someone asked me if American people do that and it didn’t even auto complete on google and I realized I’m a freak

576 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 10:02

sir, youre debating with a 22 yr old kid who still lives at home with his parents and whose twitter bio says "stonks and crypto". save yourself the pyrrhic victory

577 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 21:24

Story Bitch Wed 25 Jun 2008 02:00:00 No.4739831 Report

Gah, please, this isn't /b/, people, save the gay/black/trans/assorted minority-bashing for there. This was the one of the shitiest of South Park's ignorant, selfish, "hey look at me I'm being offensive to get attention" juvenile drivel. First of all, Garrison is the worst character, and his sex change came out of the fucking blue, just so they could make an episode making fun of trans people. Second, trans people have a legitimate problem, and, until we can somehow send in swarms of nanobots to change the DNA in all their cells, then hormone therapy and plastic surgery will be their best hopes. Its not furry or otherkin faggotry; the developing fetus is identical in males and females up until a certain point in development, and its possible that the male body can develop while the female-wired brain remains, or vice-versa. Its one thing to make your body superficially resemble what it would look like if you were the opposite physical sex, in order for your physical sex to be more in-line with your gender (what you are inside/identify as), and putting on a fursuit and pretending you're a fox. Again, South Park fans, like South Park, use faulty analogies to support their ignorance and bigotry.

578 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 21:36

There are small bands of Mongolian ultra-nationalist thugs that style themselves as neo-Nazis and have assaulted foreigners including whites, blacks, and particularly, Chinese. They are especially provoked by foreigner interaction with Mongolian women. They are mostly found in the capital, especially in the cheaper bars and night clubs.

579 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 00:12

electricity inside anus is absolutely delicious, like a massage. This product offers very nice contractions inside..

580 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 17:31

I'm curious what it is but i have no desire to see it visually. Can someone describe what goatse is?

Wait is goatse that weird Hentai of a little baby goat wanting to play videogames but ends up getting sexually assaulted instead?

581 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 13:38

Perhaps because they only eat dog food, which smells delicious, dogs don’t produce anything nearly as gross as what comes out of a human being, let alone a woman. (Women’s shit smells worse than men’s,

582 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 05:31

Check out BLK — a free dating app for Black singles.

583 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 06:47

> my number is so big even if you filled the entire universe with electrons that still would be less than my made up number

very cool u fuckin loser.

584 Name: vc: soy : 1993-09-10507 01:52

Staring at this image like the occluded mahdi just appeared in front of me

585 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 02:11

some of the animus towards AI ethics comes from the perception that their work is being done at the expense of alignment work

i.e. People are working on "how do we make sure the AI doesn't say the N word", instead of "how do we make sure the AI doesn't turn us into paperclips"

586 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 09:55

The famous bible quote from jesus himself: Let ye without sin blow their fvcking heads off.

587 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 11:44

The Gay Magic Guide To Sexual Domination is the ONLY sorcery book of it's kind that is geared towards empowering gay people to attract the mates they desire, whether they be straight or gay.This unique book is also a talisman that connects you with powerful streams of consciousness to empower all of your seduction and dating. By viewing the sigils contained within before and after you engage in any of the practices offered, you will experience dramatic relationship and romance manifestations. No other book in existence connects you to the powerful streams of gay seduction; only the Intergalactic Guild Of Occult Sciences has the knowledge to do this.You'll learn powerful bio-physical and sorcery techniques that allow you to seduce nearly anyone you desire.

588 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 19:38

she's your travel guide, backpack, secretary, and tard-wrangler all in one and all she asks for in exchange is tasty food and interesting conversation, she's like if g.k. chesterton was a retarded floating baby

589 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 05:32

Why didnt any narutards fight back? I mean.. come on they always say "lol if i was a ninja i would pwn ninjas ass"

590 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 23:52

One issue is that ya'll degenerates are paying for full body furry commissions (good for you!) but keeping it private. Thats no way to create cultural impact.

Rent a gallery and host an art show
Buy a chapel and have them paint a ceiling
Sculpt it in marble on your Mausoleum

591 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10510 03:00


I love the simpsons and this movie was really crappy!!!!FRONTSIDE??? puh this shit has got to land on the dumpyard.

592 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10510 07:45


593 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10510 14:45

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594 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10511 05:06

he has a rimworld folder too
i thought they closed that place down but it makes sense that anon would be enough of a faggot to go to the world's #1 gay anal rimming emporium so regularly that he needs a special folder to hold his membership fee receipts

595 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10511 06:03

Doug from Who's Right? is back to discuss how Black on Asian crime is a result of white supremacy and how Patrick Michael got a new soundboard and proves white people are not that great. Also, Adam Goldstein joins us to discuss his legal issues with Stuttering John.

596 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10511 09:49

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

597 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10514 19:03

i can't believe the whole time i actually disliked this game because it was on mobile, not because i've already seen people spend thousands of dollars to not even get the shit they want in the game because of stupid ass gacha bullshit. silly me. thanks kotaku

598 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 00:01

According to police officer, "Omkar Singh told the police that his daughter Manju had relations with several men. He had asked her to mend her ways several times in the past. However, she did not pay heed. Out of pure rage, he chopped off her head with the sword".

599 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 01:10

Sounds strangely hilarious when the story is this compressed. Not the most fun situation to actually participate in.

600 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 03:53

Actually, that's what both many Christian and non-Christian theologians professionally call: "We do a little trolling."

601 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 17:27

Thank you Google for recommending me videos debunking creationism from anison videos. I was totally having a creationist vs naturalist debate rage internally while I was jamming to ナナヲアカリ

602 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 17:46

Fuck this 24/7 porn bullshit and fuck this Website and the people in it. What I want is this, god damn it. THIS is what I call proper art. Man, I love ahegaokami. They don't pump out porn, they pump out wholesome content and just overall cute stuff that I would not dare masturbate to. It's a god damn pity that the weather is getting nicer and everyone is just busy fapping and playing video games all day long. I don't want to be horny. It's not even a gimmick or funny. I just want to find genuine happiness in this world. I just want to be with the ones I love, the ones I can call a friend, a family. I just want to sit on a Swing with everyone I love and Swing away my borrow, knowing i'm at good hands. I don't care about this "Shut up and fap" excuse anymore. I don't want any business with porn at all. I want Sex with Passion. I want to feel the bond, feel the love with my partner. This is what sex is about, but the internet trashed it away. And for all the dead weights Who want to argue that that's not the case, fuck you. And adios

603 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10516 00:01

BURNSOUCOU, the lone developer behind the kemono switch fighting game Mofumofu Sensen, has decided to try to localize the game for other countries, because someone made fan art of the main character with a huge ass.

604 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10516 10:00

Real world use for virtual vippers writing formal proofs in purely functional scheme in video essays to formally call dqn filth out for the distasteful cretins they are.

605 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 16:50

I love fucking since for inventirng computer gammes.

606 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 21:26

Put your country as Gabon in the parameters and you won't have this problem anymore

607 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 06:25

staying here for long will do so much more harm than good. feeling like you’re a part of an anonymous online community when your goal is to have better social life only pushes you deeper into being antisocial. there’s a lot of great advice here that goes into waste, because looking at a good advice makes you feel like you’re doing something, even though chances are you’ll never end up doing it and forget it within 10 minutes. it feels so good to communicate with people here, but if you want an actual irl social life, it will only make things worse.

608 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 08:33

Police reconstruction of events: "Suspect presumably mistook gas canister for his Thermos, cracked top, realized his mistake as gas began hissing out. Reached for lunchbox, discovered he accidentally brought his car battery instead. Tosses battery angrily to the ground."

609 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 09:45

ah yes the two genders, mark zuckerberg and nondescript asian woman

610 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 10:03

Weddings are literally a party celebrating two people who fuck. Everyone in the world has to know the couple is fucking--even God.

611 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 14:36

U.S. Soccer
Recognizing Juneteenth is to create awareness of the holiday, to drive discussion, and to turn that discussion into action. In this season of change, we strive to do our best work every day encouraging allyship, inclusivity and belonging.

Belgium FA is with U.S. Soccer

612 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 17:14

Go outside you dirty cracker. You're making your race weak by complaining on the internet instead of breeding your fellow women, except you hate real women which is why you will disappear, because you're in the lowest tier of manhood in the civilization your ancestors built lmao
Oh wait you can't even go outside cause you're allergic to sunlight lmao
you lack HUMAN genetic code like MELANIN. Meanwhile a Black Savannah warrior can easily withstand the POWER of the sun. Fucking crackers can't even look at the sun LMAO

613 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 22:09

Naomi Osaka injury party

614 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 00:39

Katie Kat

Why was Sanjay acting like that? Was he uncomfortable in Megan’s costume or whatever did he have to use the bathroom bad or something? What do you think?

2 years ago

Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi

Itz Katelyn You know why

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi what would your opinion be? Just wondering what you think on the reason why

1 year ago

Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi

Itz Katelyn he was acting like that because he was uncomfortable in the suit

1 year ago

Travis Rose

Or maybe it that's she farted in the costume and sinks.

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Travis Rose yeah possibly, I might have to look that one up. I heard Megan has a huge crush on him idk why she forced him to go in that suit with her. She should have let someone else in there other than her crush. I mean he ain’t gonna want to date her after that lmao

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Travis Rose and I wouldn’t call that a favor for her, that was her playing a trick probably maybe she was up to something 🤷🏽‍♀️

1 year ago

Macaco Velho

maybe it's because she farted in his face inside the costume where he had difficulty breathing

7 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
I believe it has nothing to do with love but with the heat of fantasy and its fart

7 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think he breathed better with her farting or without her farting? Also why do you think he yelled Craig’s name?

7 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat her fart would give him more air to breathe but as a result the smell would get really awful and I think he yelled the name Craig because Craig is his best friend and Sanjay didn't know what to do when she farted and asked Craig for help Do something

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I'd rather have that difficulty breathing than having to support myself with Megan's fart to breathe

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think Craig saved him in the end or no?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I think Megan must have scolded Sanjay for calling Craig, because that wasn't part of the play, even though she's wrong to fart in Sanjay's face

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat but what's your opinion about it?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
why do you think Megan farted in Sanjay's face being that she's in love with him?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I feel sorry for Sanjay because he helped Craig throughout the episode and in the end he had to stay in this costume and even got Megan's fart in his face

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat 🤢

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho well it said on Megan’s character that she has a secret crush on Sanjay, but if she does then she shouldn’t have done that to him bcs she’s just rude and disgusting 🤢 no offense but she won’t attract him and he ain’t gonna want her

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho my opinion is I think she should have canceled that pageant haha

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho I agree with you on that one and what do you think Megan did that wasn’t part of the play? Was it farting or Sanjay yelling?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat yes much better than forcing Sanjay to stay in that stinky heat and still her fart

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat the fart

6 months ago

615 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 00:40

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho I would have told Megan that she’s fired or to cancel that pageant, who knows maybe I would have burned her costume 😂😂

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat and i loved your idea of ​​burning her fantasy so no one else would suffer from being the butt

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho that’s probably why he said he can’t make it, he doesn’t wanna take the risk of her farting in his face and smelling nasty in a suit. Idk why Sanjay wanted to go in there, I bet he regretted it

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho dang I feel bad for him, what do you think Megan was wearing in there shorts or underwear?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
I believe, that's all you said, the question is what did she eat to release that fart?

4 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho she probably ate beans or spicy foods bcs that makes us gassy. She needs to hold it in better and she needs to know when to do it when it’s the right time. Her doing that to him was the wrong time. Unfortunately her mom never taught her manners.

4 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho it really depends tho , bcs sometimes boy farts are stinky too. What do you think she was wearing in there?

4 months ago

Bob Clan

@Katie Kat why do u guys even care

3 months ago

Katie Kat

@Bob Clan we’re just curious lol

3 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho also about her having a crush on him and farting I his face, I think she was trying to give him a pink eye, so he can only look at her and no one else

3 months ago
Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat my mom has the habit of farting on my side or in my face, but that doesn't mean I do these things with my friends and anyone else, so I think anyone can have good manners, regardless of their mother

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Bob Clan because we care about these little details

3 months ago

616 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 00:40

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat yes, we are curious

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat Megan is very jealous, I have no doubt that she would do such a thing, and she also farts a lot during the drawing, and she should have farted a few farts near Sanjay, to be able to do that, maybe this isn't even the first fart she's farted dropped it in Sanjay's face

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I think that's why I felt sorry for Sanjay, because my mom farted on my side too, so I don't want anyone else to go through that either, it's very disgusting and stinky

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
yes maybe she farted several times just to keep him quiet and only stopped farting when he didn't make any more noise, yes when my mom farts in my face i wash my face for a long time so it doesn't get stinky

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat my mother farts a lot like Megan, but I'm not like that, so Megan I think her mother farted on her side and in her face too, and ended up becoming that way because she didn't learn not to repeat her mother's steps, just like I

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat do you think she farted on purpose? or was it by accident and she holding it

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho probably on purpose it seems like

2 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I also think, probably she must fart in fantasy with anyone who is inside the fantasy, that's why Héctor didn't go, she must have farted in fantasy with him inside

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho how come Sanjay went in there then if he didn’t want to?

2 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
because he made a deal with Megan, that she would give the clothes to disguise the eel, and in exchange Sanjay would have to go inside

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho was it Craig that made the deal tho? Since he called her.

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho this may be a weird question but do you think Sanjay had to go to the bathroom really bad while he was in the costume? And do you think he was hungry or so?

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think he had to use the bathroom really bad too?

2 months ago

617 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 18:56


618 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 23:54

it kind of freaks me out that there are still people still freaking out about the word "soccer" and particularly Americans liking football like it's the 80s or the 90s, especially since as for foreign audiences North America are small compared to Asia these days. Redditors amirite

619 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 08:54

Radio 4 host Justin Webb admits he had 'no idea' transgender athlete he interviewed about sport rule changes once BOASTED about knocking out women - as listeners compare it to 'asking what Jack the Ripper thinks about street safety'

Ohenebeakunu Justice Darteh
I Laugh enter washroom

620 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 11:03

I'm agnostic, but let me follow the idea

God,a being so powerful and so ancient that it created the whole universe, all the galaxies and all the planets, is going to be mad just because 2 mortals of the same sex kiss?

621 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 21:27

Roses are red
And violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And you
Shit in a bathtub

Her life was great until a movement or two
That isn’t funny, kinda, that’s entirely up to you
Could’ve just taken one stroke or so
But when you gotta, you gotta, gotta, gotta go

Has she ever wanted to shit on a dome
I bet she’d fuckin’ love to shit all over Justin Wong
Yeah, she’s more skanky than bitches and hoes
He’d clean that shit up while you play Super Smash Bros

She’s dirty, she’s criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She can’t get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

Now we’re not tonguing, but if she wants to fight
I’ll fuck her shit up ‘till she’s run the line, mud all night
None of us care about your bigotry dance
‘Cause it’s overshadowed by the time you shit your pants
She thinks she’s over with her skills and tricks
But none of that matters when you’re shitting bricks

Was a l33t poo fight, now give her a break
Bitch it was a motherfuckin’ Solid Snake

She’s dirty, she’s criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She can’t get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

Yeah me and Kirbopher, we’re just your boy ties
We love you, Kira, we just can’t stop you hoo-hoo-hooing boys
It’s just so peachy when you flirt with the boys
I’m talkin’ about rubbing up backwards, bending over sideways, flicking us always
Scat is your choice
I’ve gotten tired of hearing this same old shit
(Princess Peach)
And we’re all glad that you decided to quit
(Go back to Alaska)
Yeah, if you’re butthurt, then back that shit up
‘Cause i’m about to drop this like 2 Girls, 1 Cup, yeah

She’s dirty, she’s criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She can’t get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

622 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10523 22:21

Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie
Takes his tests and wears his maskies
Still got Covid, every strain
Got spike proteins in his brain
Got the VAIDS at 24,
"Dr. Fauchi, gimmie more!"
Had a stroke at 25,
"Thank Moderna I'm alive!"
Swollen heart at 26,
Prayed to Pfizer for a fix
Died of SADS at 27,
Somehow thought he'd go to Heaven
Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie
Took his clot shots, wore his maskies
Obituary headline noted:
"Anti-Vaxxer Dies of Covid."

623 Name: reply to a picture of a comic book character kneeling before Jesus Christ : 1993-09-10526 09:37

this is oddly wholesome but I still agree with thanos on destroying half the human race tho.

624 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 12:03

received an inbox message overnight and I thought ‘well its probably someone saying they wish me well, or they liked a gif, or they want me to gif a certain something or other; but nope it was a porn bot and i saw full vadge which wasn’t my desire first thing in the morning.

625 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 18:44

It would be about the same as arriving at Tinder,
and seeing a selector for "Head" "Two Arms" "Two Legs".
Placed in some further detailed context, might help.
What if the arms and legs were on the wrong body sockets ?
Sure, you get two arms, but where are they ?

626 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10527 10:57

That appears to be a Minion in a t-shirt and sparkly hot pink thong banana hammock.

I will be sending you the bill for the damage this image has done to my sensors and avionics. I hope you have a large bank account -- 747 maintenance doesn't come cheap.

627 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10527 12:16

Learn it, sing it and learn it: When you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you ghost
And all the inner circle sing
We hate ghost, we love that
"We hate ghost, we love that!"
heavy guitar and drum sound
Ghost so all-American, he'd sell you SUICIDE
Ghost is totalitarian, he's got ABORTIONS in his eyes
I hate the ghostler, I'd rape the ghostler
He is the animal who will not be himself
F*ck it! Fu*k it! Fuc* it! F*ck it!
Hey ghostler, should I troll your ass again?
Hey ghostler, you were the one who put the stick in my hand
He's not the ism, my hate's a prism
Let's just kill it and let your God sort it out
F*ck it! Fu*k it! Fuc* it! F*ck it!
Ghost is late just like an f*in rigger
Comeuppance are due
And I want my money back

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers
I don't need to choose a side

628 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10527 23:21

Seriously my mom would hit me and choke me as a kid then record my reaction while laughing at me and yelling at me saying its my fault. I know its worse than simply being recorded but honestly being recorded still felt like the worst part

629 Name: Pop Quiz: Name both pieces of definitive "pee art" : 1993-09-10529 10:27

any time anyone wants to trot out the concept of artistic "degeneracy" they get mad about the pee art, which solidifies the belonging of both pieces into western artistic canon, and if this wasn't, at its base, a fascist tantrum, it would be beautiful.

but it is, so piss on them

630 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10529 20:28

The actual reason I got rejected from Shad was because he didn't wanna draw a Slave Labor Factory being ruled over and supervised by Asami saying how Pollution and Deforestation was a shit fetish yet Loli's with Dicks requires a high level IQ and tons of rick and morty meme sauce to understand. Then he told me to Kill Myself.

631 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10530 21:37

here is my opinion: i honestly do not think it's been that different from the past when kids were crazy about power rangers, saturday morning cartoons, the howdy doody show.
those are basically walking toy advertisements as well.

the only difference is that these guys took the power away from the big tv stations.

632 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10531 04:59

The kids we spoke to were afraid and alone. At the call center, we sometimes doubled as a suicide crisis line (the office next to ours was, in fact, the suicide hotline). I can tell you for a fact that Tumblr helped a generation of frightened, isolated kids trying to figure out their sexual identity. Now Tumblr is a sex-free haven for white nationalists and Nazis.

633 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10531 14:52


634 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10534 17:36

if you want to see something wholesome and non sexual this really isn't the place to find it

635 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10535 00:30

only good thing about this godforsaken country is that anime girls look fucking great wearing our flag as a bikini

636 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10535 23:20

Stop whining about Genshin because back in our day Homestuck dominated the con floors. Nothing but Homestuck. 2011 cons were wild because more than half of the cosplayers were covered in grey body paint. Homestuck dominated the artist alleys. A couple of hotel bathrooms were sacrificed for the sake of the body dye. Nobody wore sealant and the hotel walls were covered in gray handprints.

637 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10536 14:13

It’s so fucked up that hagfish can’t understand how slimy they are. They’re literally the slimiest creatures on earth, slimier than the next contender by thousands of times. They are quite possibly the slimiest living thing in all of creation and they have no idea. They live their tiny hagfish lives blissfully ignorant of their sheer impossible proclivity for slime production.

Do hagfish even comprehend slime? Do they have neurons that can recognize the shadow of their towering biological achievement? Or is it just background noise to the subjective experience of hag-fishness? I hope they can at least recognize their slime like how humans can recognize their spit; as something we produce and are responsible for.

I know hagfish don’t really sleep, but I hope every hagfish wakes up every day, looks themselves in a little hagfish mirror and goes “Another day of being the slimiest motherfucker in existence. Fuck yes.”

638 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10536 19:15

People like you are why I want to research doxxing so I can SWAT you. If you manage to hate furries in 2022, sorry not sorry, but you’re a fucking nazi and you deserve to die. You should fucking kill yourself. Cut your entire fucking arm open with a rusty machete, you actual piece of human fucking trash. GOD I’d love to just rip your whole fucking neck apart and make your family watch while I shout that they’re fucking next for letting you keep existing. I’d love to shoot you in the bladder repeatedly and watch you bleed out. I want to cut your fucking heart out and feed it to my dog.

You actual fascists are not safe and you better not ever feel safe again.

This is an explicit threat to kill you, because you’re a fascist, and inherently deserve to be killed violently, slowly, and extremely painfully because your very existence is an abomination to this world, you actual fucking brainlet.

639 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10536 19:19


640 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10536 22:38

i can't say that i see what hating furries in 2022 has to do with regarding the complete mobilization of society under a totalitarian one-party state as necessary to prepare a nation for armed conflict and to respond effectively to economic difficulties

641 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10537 01:50

58kg twink hands typed this post.

He larped so hard and so long that he started to really believe that he's an ACTUAL 8 foot tall bara wolfman...

642 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10537 09:13

Finishing with “you actual fucking brainlet” was my favourite part

643 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10538 05:19

commentator who has studied east asian geopolitics for decades: regardless of one’s feelings about abe, one cannot deny this is a shocking and

well-meaning liberal who’s never heard of abe: oh no!!! 🕯

guy with furry avatar and nothing to lose: fuck that guy he sucked ass lmao

644 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10538 05:54

According to an 1817 account, in Tonga, a child was strangled to assist the recovery of a sick relation.

645 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10539 00:21

It is very unfortunate that the death of Shinzo Abe has overshadowed the release of the Klonoa Phantasie Reverie Series - allowing players for the first time to experience the original Klonoa, as well as the cult classic Klonoa 2 on modern gaming platforms including PC.

646 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10539 20:55

also the chat bot was imporant. so many japanese people live isolated from the world in an aartment and to be able to talk to the bot means so much.

647 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10539 21:48


648 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10540 17:59

The Dallas Cowboys faced backlash after they announced they were partnering with a gun-themed coffee company a day after several people were killed in a mass shooting in suburban Chicago.

649 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10541 06:04

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, furriest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wondermouse's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Lil Sqeek screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Lil Sqeek and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Lil Sqeek, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

650 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 03:45

Lots of people talk about illicit substances when discussing performance enhancement in sports, but no one brings up the divide between single and married players. Married players are driven by the powerful love for their spouses, something many single players will never have

651 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 15:32

My grandmother had mental issues. When my brother and I were kids, she used to spoon her tits out and squeeze them, asking if we wanted chocolate or strawberry milkshake as she squeezed each respective boob. I shit you not. She was a fucking old ass Italian dragon with MASSIVE tits, but she was so old they were droopers you could ski on, and she had the face of the cryptkeeper. It was nasty shit. My brother turned out gay and I wouldn't be surprised if she was a contributing factor.

652 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10544 05:28

Less than two years ago, of which the current date/time is Tuesday, October 20, 2015, 17:24 PM CST, inside of the Woodfield Mall located in their version of Schaumburg, Illinois (Richmond, Virginia and down the road from Raleigh, North Carolina), is the souped-up gangland version of what the locals would like to consider as Schaumburg, Illinois, a suburban quieter area of urbanized Chicago, Illinois (Richmond, Virginia). The entrance of that large shopping mall, to the RIGHT OF THE JC PENNY department store location, when you enter that building through that entrance, to the right is a Subway fast food eatery, of which plenty of F.O.B.'s eat there daily, in addition to a group of criminally insane butch bull-dykes from the States of California/North Carolina/Virginia/Maryland/New Jersey/Connecticut/Rhode Island/Vermont, violently assault and sexually assault white persons that are unaware of just what sort of area and people there are there: gang members that retaliated against there local Police in numerous states that had somehow allowed those thugs to infiltrate a suburban area right outside of inner Chicago, Illinois, U.S.A. All of those very violent, unnecessary assaults involving unsuspecting travelers that are Caucasians, lipstick lesbians that are undercover Nazi's, terminated female COPS that work as prostitutes inside of that shopping mall, disguised queers hiding under the fabricated identities of former celebrities that they had cloned those identities using rubber latex materials usually associated with making Halloween masks/body suits/F.A.T. suits for recording purposes. The extremely violent mentally retarded female gang members whom have assaulted me more than a dozen times are members of an East Los Angeles street gang that has ongoing feuds with a NYC based lesbian gang based in lower Manhattan known as Hell's Kitchen. I, myself, have absolutely NOTHING to do with any of them except having had made the mistake of being a friend to a member of a Spanish speaking toxic lesbian whom had used a bogus name with me of 'Sofia' that brags about her travel excursions to Latin America, in particular, Bogotá, Colombia and all areas of Brasil. I was not aware that that 'Sofia' person was a member of some sort of Colombian Guerilla Militia Anti-Cartel establishment where they dismember people that they believe are corporate thieves or communists/anti-government. In fact, on the PACE public buses in Chicago, Illinois, on routes # 223 and 606, one of their drivers bears a strong resemblance to Andres Nazario Sargen, of the VISUP organization, based in Colombia. Just a FEDERAL FYI to the neighboring Z/ZURICH blue buildings near that Woodfield Mall, which used to be in East New Brunswick, New Jersey, a long time ago. THE LUNATICS INSIDE OF THAT MALL THAT ARE THERE ALL OF THE TIME SEXUALLY ASSAULT AND PHYSICALLY BEAT TO A PULP TRAVELERS TO THAT SHOPPING MALL WHOM DO NOT KNOW THAT IS A GANGLAND WAR ZONE THERE. October 20, 2015 Tuesday.

653 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10545 21:44

I love space travel as much as anyone, but even assuming the rare earth hypothesis is false (I'm not so sure), I think the only person morally suitable for cryogenic travel to such a planet would be a consenting adults. Though, at the same time, the Catholic Church shares your view that any such embryos created should be kept frozen forever – at least until the parousia.

654 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10546 10:40

Cameroon is a very dangerous destination for gay and lesbian travellers. The cultural, societal, and legal abhorrence against the LGBT community is well-documented and far-reaching, and many Cameroonians consider it morally acceptable to beat up, torture, intimidate, threaten, and harass members of the LGBT community. If you are LGBT, it is recommended that you do not travel to Cameroon.

655 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10546 15:22


656 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 04:34

I wish some people in this community like Stealth were not total selfish bastards.

The purpose of a community is to share with fellow humain beings, it the humane thing to do!

I hate to see people want to capitalize on things like hacks or source code to Sega CD hacks. This makes me think of how Hitler did not want to share the source code to his jew counting punch card systems. This is a good comparison because most selifish bastards who do not share are like mini Hitlers, in my opinion.

No offense to anyone. I wish Stealth was around so I would tell him to stop being selfish and release the source code so the whole community of talented people can grow on this instead of him sitting on it like it was some kind of golden egg or something.

Best regards
Humbert Humbert

657 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 14:52

I used to play that game a lot. Had a nezha(whom some call the femboy frame) that I dressed up to look like hatsune miku

658 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 22:27

The Logitech g19 is the absolute peak of keyboard technology and you can’t convince me otherwise.

659 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10548 18:57

some people just doesn't uses as much internet as you (🤓)

660 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10549 11:44

Its meaningless, forgettable consumption.
Also, dont forget we have a live show coming up and subscribe to our patreon!

661 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10549 12:15

Not a single soul:
English people: Falklands War amirite

662 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10550 10:37

If I were a military dictatorship and I didn't want trouble with the US I think just murdering communists would be way easier than trying to get Americans to eat spicy curries

663 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10550 23:27

Counterpoint: funko pops are a mechanism of transferring wealth from the ultra-evil to the medium-evil

664 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10552 16:56


665 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10552 22:21

King James portrayed Jesus as white with muscles in the image of his male lover.

The Jesus you’re worshipping is modeled after a twink bottom.

666 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10553 11:31

My spiritual goal is to be able to consume a syphilitic woman's diahrrea with relish.

667 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 01:21

Honour killings can be very violent. For example, in June 2012, a father decapitated his 20-year-old daughter with a sword upon hearing that she was dating a man who he did not approve of.

668 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 01:25

There is no standard procedure for determining whether a woman is a victim of Sexual assault and doctors often resort to highly invasive and primitive methods such as the infamous "two-finger test" which can worsen the problem and can be psychologically damaging for the victim.

669 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 09:13

I absolutely love giving blowies!!! Omg the fucking taste of an uncut cock after he's been at the gym is like heaven to me. I like to get on my knees and undo his shorts and let it spring out in my face and I just kiss it and rest it on my cheek. With my ex fiance, I sucked his dick so many times in a few month period that my lips literally got numb and he said his dick was so sore from busting too many times, he called me his gains goblin and blamed his lack of progress at the gym on me and me cooking too much food ;_;

670 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10556 04:04

Last virtual plaything I play is MANY BIG sky bug ain't-man INVADING GAIA.
Man living at gaia. Sky bug invading gaia - bad.
Fucking bug kill ALL man but small part.
Small part making day back-back shift.
Day back back shift, BUT rising day shift. Back-back - nuh-uh, man shifting at rising day. And making many BIG tin can man in rising day.
Play as day back-back shift man and man, and man. Many man. All man climb in BIG tin can man and actually shift back-back at this bug kill man day and fucking KILL shitty big sky bug ain't-man.
Man kill bug with bomb, but day back-back shift making many gaia on which bug kill man. War? Still on. Man back-back shift, man kill bug, shift rising day, fix tin can man, back-back shift, infinity.
Plaything making man - man that making FTL.

671 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10556 08:06

elon musk tweeting about how he can't get laid and then deleting it when a bunch of bros offer to suck him off is a perfect start to the week, thank you twitter

672 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10556 18:43

It's good bad to be very DangeR to be AngeR, and no one will have carrot 🥕 and that's grape 🍇!
No offence

673 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10556 20:35

Craig is such a fucking saboteur, as always. This is why if I ever hire the likes of these hicks who worked on CN I will keep them on a very short leash and constantly try to reeducate their dumb as fuck redneck heads.

674 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10557 14:06

Closest would be like an indie game set in the world trade centre, populated by robots who are occasionally racist & talk with a stereotypical redneck accent, and then everything else about the game is completely unrelated to it being set in WTC with AmeriRobots as NPCs.

675 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10558 19:17

US Presidents can't be servants due to them giving their magical power to reinforce Thomas Edison's spirit origin, however this only applies to servants from panhuman history so we could get a presidential servant in a lostbelt.

676 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10559 21:46

Way to change the narrative. This was him speaking on facing more criticism as a BLACK qb. This is nothing new. Black people get criticized more often than any other race in Amerikkka. A generational talent such as these guys are not an exception, evidently.

It's always the Black QB's thst criticism all the way down to the detail! Smh But you dont ever hear about these 🍞 cornbread chicken S**t QB's get no criticism at all! Welcome to privileged America!

WHY NOBODY AINT TALKING HOW THEY JETS DONE HAD ALL THESE SORRY QB'S they gave Sam Donald another opportunity then gave Baker "Mayflower" another chance without criticism!

677 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10560 17:23

When your favorite sauce becomes "toothpaste" is when you would usually realize, that you should probably book a long vacation in the psycho ward.

678 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10560 23:43

"Obsession with Chris-chan" is one of the biggest red flags for toxic people who are unsafe and unpleasant to be around.

I've systematically cut people out of my life over that ans I have been vindicated every single time.

Chris-chan is an awful person who does awful things, but I firmly believe that this entire thing is the result of her being the most obsessively stalked and documented human being in history.

679 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10562 12:40

The percentage of people who approve of protests as a tactic to create change — lower than the other tactics surveyed (e.g., using the media had 73% approval)

680 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10562 21:26

If timetravel is a thing and I ever get to do it, I'm so killing like three babies, it's unreal, I can almost feel their little necks sapping in my hands.

Possibly just one, the earliest, or rather I'll just go backwards and kill all to see how it goes each time.

I'm a million % sure it would make things better.

Hillariously enough, I would likely make women's reproductive rights more prevalent, globally.

681 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10563 07:08

i realized we (humans) ARE semen, we dont just produce semen(women arent humans).What if Semen is an alien parasite or hivemind entity which has used female eggs to spread itself across the earth? is human semen some kind of mega-virus?
think of it, the brain makes us reproduce,ie:spread semen. and each sperm cell is a "you",its a human,which fuses with an egg..to possibly produce/evolve to maybe a male,who will also produce,and spread,semen.
this is why nofap is so super important. Its holding within the very Self, its denying the universe it's nefarious ploy. male celibacy is the ultimate,the supreme, it means you hold your very own self within yourself.

And also Life has a SCAThological component..everything we eat we will shit out, which will feed maggots or flies ,which will shit. once we die our bodies will be eaten by maggots,,who will shit out. So in sense we will become poop.

we are cum which turns into poop..the true Alchemy of Life

682 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10563 18:01


683 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10564 02:38

I’m 90% sure it was a mistranslation, but Neco-Arc being gender fluid feels on brand. Having them be male would also be kind of funny given they are a parody of a female character.

Men can be catgirls too.

684 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10565 03:26

Adult recreational football - a staple in Australia - presented a different challenge, said Dr Nowinski. "That's educational, not ethical or about advocacy," he said. "If you're 30 years old and you feel like you need to tackle other people to get through the week - or are willing to be tackled - who are we to say you can't do that?"

685 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10566 06:10

GHDA burned me a copy from his files when he was living with me (without my knowlege) an hid it in an serial experiments lain case. I never knew about this and never listened to it or anything. the cd was thrown away most likely, but I have never even laid eyes on it lmao.

686 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10566 11:18

Sometimes I wish I was a dumb anime girl with large mammaries

687 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10568 09:11

easily accomplished except for the 'anime' part
for that, look into kigurumi

688 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10568 22:41

if you won't take the 12th booster it's your fault that grandma died in the 23rd wave of gundam zeta variant

689 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 08:14

Corporate brand logos really aren't that different from sigils

690 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 21:39

i got some dungeon meshi right here opens up the cellar revealing underground shrimp farm

691 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 23:30


A 1000 year old otherkin is calling me delusional

That clears things up

692 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10570 14:18

Quit to upload Furry Bomb doujinsies!! This e-mail from JAPAN. I'm Mitsu Takura,Furry Bomb doujinshi artist. My friends taught me my doujinshies all pages uploading in Sonic cult site. Did you see Furry Bomb's last page? I wrote"Please don't copy,scan,upload~this doujinshi!!!". Want you to upload Furry Bombs. Please quit to upload Furry Bomb doujinshies. If you don't quit to upload,I'll quit to draw Sonic adult.

693 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10571 01:32

when i see the phrase "this is femboy erasure" my brain instantly conjures up a scene of a catboy fading away marty mcfly style while Clair de Lune plays in the background

694 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10571 20:08

I won't be lectured on invasive species by a man with children.

695 Name: vc: paleness : 1993-09-10572 01:31

A fat cat lady with shriveled eggs wrote this.

696 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10573 10:25

Imagine dying for the guy from Home Alone 2 lmao

697 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10574 20:47

didnt read but based

698 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10575 17:49

this is the first time ive been here and i wont be back, sucks for u retards trapped in samsara or whatever

699 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10575 22:15

Name a better rythem game with a community, other than guitar hero and that one car rythem game u have 10 minutes

700 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10575 23:32

Ummmm... beatmania?

701 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10577 21:56

i opened up fortnite and in my first game while i was talking to bulma, rick sanchez leaped out of the water like a dolphin and kahmehameha's me, killing me instantly

702 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10578 15:26


>that one car rythem game

parappa the rapper?

my go-to example is the wholesomeness that is BMS

703 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10578 18:13

Make this summer a summer of masturbation!

The summer is full of little girls in swimsuits and half-naked preschoolers, truly a season of happiness. But we live in the constitutional state of Japan, where committing a crime can have dire consequences. To all the heat fatigued lolicons out there: don't lose to temptation; use this magazine to masturbate with all your might. Enjoy a splendid summer full of excellent masturbation.

704 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10579 16:44

The thing that gets me about this is why would would paternal ass-fingering even be on the table? Like, no one thinks about that. It's not one of the options one has when interacting w one's father.

705 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10579 20:53

Australians: Why would we not do that? Mostly because it would be invalid and based on false premises; and also it’s simply not useful to do so.

There are sufficient differences, culturally and geographically, to warrant separate classifications, without even resorting to genetics, let alone superficial observations like “race”.


706 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10580 18:42

It seams that you are not allowed to drink and dance any more. Being a fan of a good Kalie Dancing and whisky or beer or Organic wine. I do not see an issue

707 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10583 02:20

Say what you want about Great Value brand Prepared Sundae Cone Chillers, or whatever they're called, but at least they don't have a marketing campaign strongly implying the prescence of claymated semen in the product.

708 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10583 20:51

Better that you humble yourself before Christ, face to face, and recognize His great forbearance, Who for so long has endured your destructive actions: that in waiting obligingly, you may be turned from errors to truth, and be able to fear Him, lest He provoked for too long a time should threaten you with the lash of His anger, since you do not recognize His omnipotence.

709 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10584 02:53


710 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10584 20:31

Perverts exist to make normal people look good.

711 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10585 00:45

pffff very low budget. not real story.I start making my own movies with my phonecam and my neighbour as sexy vamp

712 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10585 02:23

Imagine being so joyless that you see fictional humans in a fantasy world being fantasy-racist against orcs or whatever and your first thought is "I wish there were an in-game HR department I could report this to..."

713 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10585 07:33

Jesus Christ here. I don’t exist. Neither does my ‘Father’. Y’all are fucked. Big time.

714 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10590 19:52

Hi guys, thx so much for the 98 followers!!! I posted today to let you know that I'm getting a bird. It's called a sun conure, and he's absolutely gorgeous!!! ~Love ya

715 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10591 21:24

Uh, movement trays help. I mean the whole "capitalism is slowly collapsing all of civilization" thing is bad, but like put your minis on little trays for movement phase. I got mine on ebay. Anyways armies made of like 5 big robots are a sign of regression. In a truly economically egalitarian society everyone would be able to play an extremely stupid horde army that takes half an hour to unpack

716 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10593 22:56

I always forget there’s people who still say “kill yourself” as a genuine threat thinking they did something.I say it as an expression of empathy and understanding for another person’s pain

717 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10594 21:40

I have run out of my prized "Furry Crab" Oolong Tea. This greatly irritates me.

718 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10595 04:25

i hope the developer of webp gets aids, cancer, and monkeypox all at once

719 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10595 05:55


720 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10596 19:30

As a Bavarian I can appreciate the anatomically correct pretzel. Very good

721 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10596 21:15

As news spreads throughout Seattle of people being killed and skinned by an invisible assailant, Freddie's overprotective mother will no longer allow him to leave his apartment. Thus, to make sure their webshow goes on as planned, Carly and Sam hire a temporary new cameraman named Phil (played by guest star Nicholas Walstrom). However, Sam's steadily deteriorating mental state finally snaps when she and Carly are almost killed by the Predator. Sam's violent tendencies peak as she brutally murders Phil by bludgeoning him over the head with a baseball bat repeatedly. What she didn't realize was that iCarly was already airing live, and the murder was witnessed by millions of viewers. Wave after wave of police come to arrest Sam, but the Predator notices that the policemen are armed and kills all of them. He almost kills Sam as well, but spares her when he discovers she is pregnant. Sam realizes that, since she is homicidally insane, she probably isn't ready to take care of a baby. She uses a piece of technology she stole from the Predator ship to teleport the baby out of her and into Freddie, causing him to become the pregnant one. When Freddie's mother discovers he's pregnant, she kicks him out of the apartment. Thus, Freddie is able to be iCarly's cameraman again and everything is back to normal except for the hundreds of skinned corpses lying all over the place, which Spencer decides to use to make a giant meat sculpture of Phil, dedicated to his memory. After Freddie gives birth live on iCarly, the baby is accidentally set on top of the invisible Predator spaceship. The episode ends as the baby is carried off into space when the Predator leaves Earth.

722 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10598 03:16

These images hold deep power, will not explain

723 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10599 11:39

There is a well known Muslim man by the name of Tim. He endured injury, sickness, loneliness, and countless other hardships while seeking knowledge, while this post praises anyone with an Arab name, even if they’re a hypocrite or a terrible person. This is not Islam.

724 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10602 02:55

By the way, the English title emphasizes the boobies, but the Japanese title starts out by making clear this is about getting them pregnant.

725 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10602 03:24

Seriously? someone’s gonna pull out the “That’s racist” card for an abbreviation of the language in a game where you own a slave… Weird priorities there mate.

726 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10602 20:09

I laugh at Tony Danza, I Laugh At Tony Danza, I LAUGH AT TONY DANZA

727 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10602 22:35

Thousands of men have stretched, squeezed, abused, and destroyed my giant titties. Not to mention all the men who got me pregnant, which further strained them. Now they are full of broken blood vessels from the weight and rough handling. Would you like to be next to get rough with my soft saggy fake udders?

728 Name: vc: sow : 1993-09-10603 00:44

I only want this if its hitomi tanaka. Her looking used up at the end made her hotter

729 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10603 09:25

>>728 It's Claudia Marie

730 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10603 21:05

Did the math and Lain would be 38 and on Reddit now. She would also be “excited that kids seem to be getting back into trance”

731 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10604 09:17

Well, now you know. If in future anyone else tries to tell you what the secret to happiness is, you can rest assured in the knowledge that what it really is, is a cartoon dinner-plate sliding down the page in a way that breaks perspective and framing.

732 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10604 18:34

I miss scene/emo/rave teens so much, fuck these new enby tiktok kids they will never be as cool.

733 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10605 03:16

Hmm you're right. On closer inspection this stick figure picture that depicts a sci-fi machine doesn't demonstrate a sufficient level of scientific rigour.

734 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10605 20:05

he also believes that the government furthered these social issues by attributing violence and crime to poverty and inequality, and boasting about reducing both as the Venezuelan murder rate increased.

735 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10605 21:14

I'm always enjoying finding new fucked up porn that makes me question my sexuality and self worth as a human being.

736 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10605 23:51

In September 2018, speaking at a conference in Malmö, Sweden home to a large immigrant population, the Dalai Lama said "I think Europe belongs to the Europeans", but also that Europe was "morally responsible" for helping "a refugee really facing danger against their life". He stated that Europe has a responsibility to refugees to "receive them, help them, educate them", but that they should aim to return to their places of origin and that "they ultimately should rebuild their own country".

Speaking to German reporters in 2016, the Dalai Lama said there are "too many" refugees in Europe, adding that "Europe, for example Germany, cannot become an Arab country." He also said that "Germany is Germany".

737 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10606 14:46

(the software is non-toxic, trust me, and you don't have to worry about it)

738 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10606 18:59

i dont speculate if one is faking lol i thought i'd edgicate a lovely, kind soul <3 (im dyslexic and tired so sorry f0r any spelling mistakes)

739 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10609 00:41

Will Forte as Shel, a tortoise with intimacy issues and a shoe fetish. He was initially in a relationship with a single croc he names "Lindsay" and was going to marry it until his mate Darla returns after 15 years.
Greta Lee as Bubbles, a horny, teenage goldfish who lives with Honey and Chief. She heckles the other animals.

740 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10609 01:53

Here's a controversial opinion: Kim Jong-un's hair would be fine if he just faded the damn thing

741 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 12:33

Its like lighting candles and setting out rose petals to jerk off while so medicated there’s no orgasm.

742 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 15:29

im deaf and blind so i cant see the title or hear the lyrics but i hope this is about peace and love. no racism

743 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 10:19

Zoomer reading Mein Kampf

"Wow so we're just not going to talk about how problematic this is? Why is no one talking about this?? They didn't teach us this in school! Big yikes"

744 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10614 01:14

I can see niggers as a hegelian dilectic for eternity. How can we get niggers to do this. How can we get niggers to Mars, FTL Space Nigger? Intergalactic Nigger. It could be the meme project of Humanity to see how far we could bring niggers into the future wiout thankin bout chickn n benGIn blohcks. Type 3 Kardashev scale nighas

745 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10615 13:31

Hey, i told you no Facebook, Instagram of Whatsapp in here.... Just lessons and important references like wikipoedia and encyclopedia etc. Good for us, ain't it?

746 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10615 15:04

>>744 lmao

747 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10617 18:58


748 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10619 01:23

> Let's see: 15.2 M hunters, 75% of them male, 1% of male population est. to be minor attracted person. Even if all of the overlap occurs, the guy is much more likely to be a pedo who hunts than the other way. Close to 500% more likely.

Your model implies the existence of pedophile hunters who are themselves pedophiles. Essentially a pedo version of Blade - that would make them pretty rad if they weren't still a pedo :(

749 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10619 01:28


>pedophile hunters who are themselves pedophiles

Like half of them are. I think its a similar thing to in-denial gays being homophobes

750 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10619 17:58

Fucking a bag of legos is more funny than shin-chan. The series is like an abomination born out of dennis the menace and some shitty early 90ies cartoon network show. Even Southpark is better than this pile of dog excrement.

751 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 10:56

Esperaba algún insight sobre el curioso régimen norcoreano, y me encontré con un texto tan árido, gris e insoportable como el régimen norcoreano. Podría con facilidad reiterar las críticas que ya le hice a un texto del hijo de Kim Il Sung.

Пет звезди. То смее ли човек да даде друга оценка, току виж бомбардирали страната заради книжния й задник.

One star. The star of solidarity. The star of Chajusong.

On the establishment of the Worker's Party of North Korea and the question of founding the Worker's Party of South Korea"

In reality two essays, one celebrating the merger of two worker's parties in the DPRK that reasserts the purpose of the party (something the US has yet to prove) and prescribing the future of the worker's party in ROK. "A party is not a party for its own sake, but a weapon necessary for achieving the aims of a certain class" Kim states, and its hard to disagree given the way Kim weaves prescriptive ideology with people's history, if perhaps less brilliantly than his Russian and Chinese counterparts.

"On eliminating dogmatism and formalism and establishing Juche in ideological work"

Two things: First, Kim Il Sung essentially refutes anti-nationalist sentiment and reaffirms the importance of Korean nationalism to the revolution. Second, dispels the myth that patriotism and internationalism are inherently opposed to each other. Kim's primary goal here seems to be the prevention of the swallowing of the new Korean state, by China or USSR under expansionism or USA/ROK by imperialism, and reaffirming the party's goal of eventual reunification. Juche is still a shaky ideology for me that I don't quite understand but Kim's passion and optimism are genuinely heartwarming.

752 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 17:54

What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its trunk, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

753 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10621 20:07

OH CRAP! i'm sorry i went to rate this five star and accidentally rated it one! GOMENESAI!! crys

754 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10622 16:59

Chad is smarter than Einstien
Chad is the msartest man to live
i am a man of science

755 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10623 05:58

Petah you forgot to use the imitation crab meat in the imitation crab meat sandwich again. I’m allergic to genuine crab, it gives me rabies. Lois, that reminds me of the time I forgot the imitation crab in your imitation crab sandwich and you got rabies. Cutaway to a scene of Lois gagging with red eyes on a glass of water. Petah I think I have rabies, I got it from the genuine crab in my imitation crab sandwich. Oh geez Lois, that reminds me of the time you gagged on water. Cutaway to the original scene. Peter walks into the kitchen and opens the genuine crab meat can and puts it in Lois’ imitation crab meat sandwich. Petah is this imitation crab you know I’m allergic to rabies. My goodness Lois that reminds me of the time that I put imitation crab in my genuine crab sandwich. Cutaway to a scene of Peter cutting open a live crab and putting each chamber of meat one by one between two buns. Each cubicle of crab meat is cracked like a walnut and put into the confines of the sandwich. Lois, I’ve finished your imitation crab meat sandwich. Which reminds me of the time I accidentally gave you rabies.

756 Name: Context: A visual novel was banned from Steam : 1993-09-10623 11:05

Yes, I do believe that this event is one of the signs that Western society is on a path to a Neo-Victorian Age, and that it will have all the cultural trappings of the original Victorian Age, including extreme sexual repression.

757 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10624 17:21

paradoxically i have noticed the internet has been pulled into the directions of being more sexually open while also puritanical in other areas.

758 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10626 02:35

I believe the human desire for lovingly crafted breasts from people who dedicated years to perfecting the craft of tits will triumph over automation

759 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10626 05:56

Always found it funny whenever an Internet personality of all people says something has aged badly

760 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10626 10:56

with a handle like 'killer of women' i truly can't imagine why OP would be upset with a lesbian character

761 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10628 01:14


762 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10628 19:08

Donkey unbirthed himself in the Dragon's Vagooger, kicked the G-spot like the mule he is, and went all Splatoon 3 on every surface inside with his magnum Donky Dong like a sprinkler system of Donkey Jizz all up in there!

and no, I'm not sorry for this cursed comment.

763 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10629 06:04

Soyboys ruined soy, I love tofu but I never eat it bc all my big dick muscle chad friends at the big dig muscle chad club(of which I am a charter member) will make fun of me

764 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10629 22:05

You know how the Japanese government laid off a massive amount of it's propaganda artists after the war? So there was this massive population of skilled artists looking for work? And it lead to the creation of the media form now known as hentai? Yeah? Okay so you know how basically every major American animation studio conglomerate is currently firing their animators as fast as humanly possible?

765 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10630 02:07


766 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10630 20:53

I have a bold idea. We let the Russians there keep living in Kaliningrad, and invite Germans back so it can be a fusion country. Maybe even give it a new name combining the names of Russia and Poland, and call it “Prussia” or something along those lines.

767 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10630 23:39

Come come on ladies and Gentlemen
Pahlevanan the greatest animation series in whole Asia full of Action,Adventure and History
Come on up and watch Pahlevanan a historical animation about 13 centuries of Iran

768 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10631 07:25

bitches were arguing. end report.

769 Name: vc: vaw : 1993-09-10631 13:02

Jew goes to his rabbi, "Rabbi, terrible news, my son went on a trip and came home a Christian." Rabbi says "funny you should say that, my son also went on a trip and came home a Christian." they turn to prayer. the voice of G-d resonates from the sky "Funny you should say that

770 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10632 12:22

学生時代大して 目立たずに、休憩時間に教室の隅で寝たフリ するような、リア充を見下し、嫉妬し、イジ られるとガチギレする、学校行事に参加する ことを恥だと考え、自分は他の馬鹿連中とは 違うと斜に構えながら文化祭ではトイレに篭 ってゲームしつつもリア充が妬ましくてしょ うがない、喧嘩弱いくせに自分は強いと勘違 いしてる、いざDQNに絡まれると平静を装い つつも声と足は震えてて心拍数は上がって て、後になって脳内でDQNをボコボコにして うとし、オカンには強く当たり、オトンには とんど無く、女子の目を見て話すことができ ず、たまに交わした会話を数日間脳内再生する自分を妄想してなけなしのプライドを保とうとし、オカンには強く当たり、オトンには何も言えず、先生には真面目な生徒と評価され、たまに会う親戚には利口な子と称賛され るが実際大して成績は良くなくて、運動神経もそんなに良くなくて、部活がキツくて途中 で辞めて帰宅部あるいは卓球部になり、気になる女の子がイケメンと仲良くしてる様子を 遠くから切なげに見送り、女子との会話もほとんど無く、女子の目を見て話すことができず、たまに交わした会話を数日間脳内再生する、歩くスピードがやたら速く、しかし横並びで廊下を歩いてる女子の集団を上手く追い 越すことができずにストーカーのような挙動 になる、アブノーマルな性癖を持ち、主観物 のAVを好み、同級生の女子のTwitterや Facebookを監視し、画像を保存し、毎日そ れでオナニーに勤しみ、第一印象は優しそう と言われ、血液型はA型っぽいと言われ、霊 感が強そうと言われ、将来は経理になってそ うとか言われ、毎年皆勤賞をもらい、卒業式 では一滴も涙を流さず、式が終わると速攻で 帰宅し、その晩家族で外食した先でクラスメ イトが集まってる所に偶然遭遇して気まずく なり、将来の夢もなく、周りが受けるからと 自分も流されるまま大学受験を受け、第一志 望には受からず、4流大学に進学し、大学デ ビューは失敗する、髪染めてる女は全員ビッ チだと思い込み敵視する、講義はいつも最前 列、DQNを心の中で見下すがGPAはDQNよ りも低い、4年まで単位が残ってる、バイト はせずに奨学金と親の仕送りだけで生活し、 飲み会の度に「親の金で飲む酒は美味いか?ww」などと皮肉を言われ、サークルで揉めてハブられる、周りの同期が就活終わって卒 業旅行の話で持ち切りの中、自分だけ内定が とれず真夏の炎天下の中クールビズの社会人 や内定者懇親会に向かう学生を横目にフルス ーツで企業を廻り、採用担当にヘコヘコ頭下 げながら死んだ目で10月まで就活続けてる、 就職先は小売か飲食かパチンコ、仕事を教え られてもメモを取らない、領くだけで返事を しない、挨拶ができない、お礼も言わない、 仕事も大してできないくせにネットに毒され 「仕事とプライベートは分けたいので」など とドヤ顔でほざき定時に帰り、会社の飲み会 にも頑なに参加せず、同僚や上司からは付き 合いが悪い、これだからゆとりは、などとレ ッテルを貼られ社内で孤立する、免許はAT限 定、マイカーはババアが乗ってそうな軽自動 車、駐車場には頭から入れる、常に法定速度 を守り後ろに渋滞を引き起こす、左折時は右 に膨らむ、フットブレーキを使ってでしか減 速出来ない、車線変更ができない、合流ができない、服装はオシャレでもなく変でもなく派手でもなく地味でもなくただただ無難で、靴はコンバースしか履いたことのない、年中 長ズボンで短パンは絶対履かない、声も小さ く覇気がない、背も低い、顔も悪い、体臭も キツい、口臭もキツい、肌も汚い、髪型もダ サい、彼女も居ない、友達も少ない、アニメ アイコン、LINEグループに一つも入ってな い、モテるわけでもなく、いじめられるわけ でもなく、ただただどうでもいい存在の、毒 もアクもスリルもない、面白くもなんともな い、クラス会にも飲み会にも呼ばれない、大 人になっても同窓会にも結婚式にも呼ばれな い、しょうもない人生送るだけの生きてる価 値ないゴミクズ底辺根暗厨二包茎天パメガネワキガゆとり童貞陰キャ野郎でしょ。いい加減覚えなさい

771 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10635 00:13

Gandalf the grey is a being of higher power that chooses to smoke weed with hobbits and you are mad?

772 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10635 20:56

Here I am looking at porn procrastinating and even the porn is telling me to write my essays.

773 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10636 16:46

You hear the story time and time again about how women have power over men?the power of the punani, the power of femininity, the power of seduction,love or whatever... but many of us here have been ignored for ages, unseen and single so is the supposed power only matters if you are beautiful? we are told that there's no ugly woman... only those that refuse to level up but even like that the female energy and control over men in certain circunstances is not "biologically present" so how is this power activated? haha

774 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10637 18:32



775 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10637 20:23


776 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10639 01:54

My sister teaches her autism kids and they do it all the time like weird stuff to like actually put their finger in there and eat it and autism is some crazy s***

777 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10639 07:19

spaghetti is when I cum into another man's urethra then squeeze it out after it dries

778 Name: The most ironic quote I've ever read : 1993-09-10640 14:21

Issuing CNICs (citizenship cards) to the remaining registered Afghan nationals residing in Pakistan, many of which were born inside Pakistan, has been debated. Several Pakistani politicians objected to the idea; one said, "They have overstayed their welcome, scattered across our cities and taken up our jobs".

779 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10641 09:33

Years of browsing imageboards have poisoned my mind with delusions of individualism and a elevated sense of self. This whole shit about thinking you're better than normalfags despite having done nothing valid that sets you apart from them. But now i realize that no matter what i do i am destined to walk the same path as them until the day i die.
The average anon on a place like this or /lit/, /b/, /pol/ or any other site like 4chan is just as shallow and broken as your average """normalfag""", if not even worse. Sites like this encourage passive spectatorship of life complemented with mockery and irony from it's users to soothe their detachment from the world. Anyone here can play pretend regarding themselves to be "above the masses" despite having done nothing to earn such a claim. Just like the normalfags, the only thing that distinguishes anons from eachother isn't important things like discipline or achievement, but banal shit like muh IQ, the types and franchises of escapist media that they consume, and their criticism of literally anyone more accomplished than a basement dwelling autist.

I am done entertaining this warped view of reality given to me by the internet and entertainment. Holding this bitter point of view disregarding society as brainless slaves will not make any of you happier, nor any more of a master among slaves I have realized that i must learn to fit in with society. I am not an artist, i am not a philosopher, i am not a misunderstood genius, i am not some wise hermit, and, most likely, neither are any of you reading this. You're just perfectly normal people in denial. At best, only like two or three of you will ever be the unique individualistic special snowflake masterminds and artists you could only dream of being. Stop running away from reality by keeping a childish and divisive view of the world as a battleground between the intelligent autistic 240 IQ anons and the so-called "normalfag masses". Embrace being normal.

780 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 03:13

I worked at Peaches "music store" in the 1980s, and I get the shop owner in this cartoon! I remember this one customer would come in once a week asking is Ah Ha has released the new album. I told them I know 20 times, they are a one hit wonder in the USA but are way bigger in Europe so try to find a store there. One day he came in and I just stopped and stared, Has the, NO, but you haven't even heard, NO, I was going to ask, NO. A grown man started to tear up, Hey take that outside. But but but, hey you come in week after week and they answer is still NO! He left crying, I felt a little sorry for him but I never saw him again. Much later in life I got to thinking, That guy was gay and had a mad crush on the singer like my late wife did back then, and then I really felt bad.

781 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 04:10

That reminds me of a urinal at a gas station near me that is parabola shaped with my dick at the focus. Guarantees every drop reflects directly onto my pants.

782 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 06:30

So a bunch of you are not Terminally Online which is fine. I'm kind of jealous if I'm honest. Lemme catch you up.

A lesbian hobby farmer in Florida owns an emu and went viral (hahaha) for him pecking the camera while she tried to record videos for TikTok. At which point people noticed she was the same white lesbian who had been racist in previous attempts to build a platform on TikTok. But this time she had her money maker in the form of the emu and portraying herself as wholesome and Christian and lesbian.

A few days ago she posts a thread about how she's had a problem with Egyptian Geese landing at her place and they had brought in Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza (HPAI). She had lost all of her poultry to it except, miraculously, the viral (hahaha) money making emu. He of course is battling for his life, will only eat if hand fed, and has nerve damage in one leg that means he cannot stand unassisted so they've rigged a sling for him.

She posts pictures of herself lying in his bedding with her face near his and with her face pressed against his. She tells people they're following "FDA" regulations and not to say anything negative. I am pretty sure by "FDA" she means FDACS, the Florida Dept of Ag. But she's not following their regs, because she won't wear a mask around the emu because she claims it stresses him out.

People have found her farm listed as having an HPAI outbreak on the FDACS website, so she definitely reported it. The thing is that when you report an outbreak, FDACS sends a team of trained personnel in hazmat suits to euthanize your birds. There is no fucking around. Although the CDC currently lists the strain of HPAI circulating in North America as low risk to humans, it is not NO risk and what we know is that it can and does jump to humans who have close contact with sick birds.

In other countries, HPAI has been shown to be transmissible between humans who have close contact. It's also transmissible to dogs, cats, martens, and pigs. That we know of.

HPAI also has a 50% death rate in humans so far. Nobody wants to find out what happens if it mutates and becomes easily transmissible between humans. There is no vaccine. Have you read THE STAND? Go read THE STAND.

Every human being who gets the virus is a risk for it to mutate and adapt better to being transmitted between humans. And so if you have HPAI, the govt sends people in hazmat suits to euthanize your birds. There is no "this one is a pet, not livestock" exemption. There is no "oh but this one is famous" exemption. There is no "oh but I have a weird parasocial relationship with this one" exemption.

She had to have lied to FDACS and/or concealed the emu from them. She certainly did not tell FDACS she had an emu with HPAI as she should have done, or he would have been euthanized, as he should have been. Instead she lied and/or concealed the emu and engaged in high risk behaviors like putting her face up against his and spending large amounts of time with him while not wearing appropriate PPE.

She's not just risking her life, she's risking becoming patient zero for an apocalyptic flu outbreak that makes COVID look tame. Like feel how you're gonna feel about your parasocial relationship with the emu but her behavior is wildly irresponsible and actively unethical.

783 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 07:34

Shes average on left, with a heavy lower bod.. but the right..? Is godesss level!!! some girls just look sexier/prettier fat! She appears to maybe be trans too making her twice as hot! (IF TRUE) This is my 1st time finding her, just one pretty trans girl to another, we can usually spot eachother.. but i think u r being harsh was my point..

784 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 11:07


785 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 15:45

So did anyone report her emu to the feds?

786 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 17:12

ohayo minnasan!

For your awkwardness in dealing with practical things, and for your practicalness in dealing with unknown things, for your transcendental realism and lack of everyday
realism, for your exclusiveness and fear of losing close friends, for your creativity and ecstasy, for your maladjustment to that „which is” and
adjustment to that which „ought to be”, for your great but unutilized abilities.
For the belated appreciation of the real value of your
greatness which never allows the appreciation of the greatness of those who will come after you.
For your being treated instead of treating others,
for your heavenly power being forever pushed down
by brutal force; for that which is prescient, unsaid, infinite in you.
For the loneliness and strangeness of your ways.


787 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 18:29

This, a blunt, and fallout 76 would be hella nice

788 Name: vc: shreiging : 1993-09-10646 02:54

I’m not muslim but is there an opposite of bismillah where you hope god doesn’t allow it

789 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10646 04:50


790 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10646 10:09

germs tip, out of pure generosity. you us citizens tip because you fear the wrath of the seething waiter that stands on your salad and pees in your softdrinks.

791 Name: vc: cow : 1993-09-10646 22:17

BuRgEr KiNg FoOt LeTtUcD

792 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10647 07:12

No way her cock is that huge

For comedy I will forgive it. But please never draw british people that hung ever again.

793 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10650 21:56

if you told them your pubes got tangled, they'd either understand or being weirded out, which in that case it's their fault for asking

794 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10651 14:42

This is totally amazing! Incredible performance and what a rhythm section. Also, Link handles all the guitar - most of the '77 shows have 3 guitars - less is more! Link is burning hot here. Very nice FM quality. Came to SKOTF in a trade years ago. This is really something special.

795 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10652 00:49

Why do gangstalkers hate their targets so much?
Seriously why are they so hatefully mean too me?

796 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10652 03:51

SpiralPoli (Support LGBTQ+ Rights)

797 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10652 07:09

the infinity protect in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/anus is It's not fair, he overdosed. He caused great damage. should cancel protection I don't believe it, I have to believe it. I'm crying. c*nt f*cker

798 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10652 19:43

I banged a fat Indian in the back of my Ford explorer in a bar parking lot. The kicker is that she was deaf. We had a conversation on a napkin. She clapped when I pulled out my dong. She made retarded muppet noises and raspberried when we had sex. I hope I don't have a little Indian baby somewhere

799 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10653 01:10

Compress to the tune of either "Stayin' Alive" by Bee Gees or "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen, whichever is most memorable. Both use the correct rhythm for chest compressions.

If you don't like those songs, look up which of your favorite songs have a BPM of 100-120.

800 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10653 08:34

Michelle Obama when an innocent family is killed by a drone strike:...

Michelle Obama when 2 people are killed: GUNS GOTTA GO

801 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10654 01:17

Im looking for a programming language, it cant be sukuriputsu (thats japanese for scripting) or any interpreted language. It has to be of 2 or more puratuforumu (thats japanese for 2 platforms) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 megs. And you have to post pastebins of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching text editor (WITH syntax file). OH! and it CANNOT have any first order closures, or be made out of Lisp. It has to be made of x86, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a programming language similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 puratuforumu, and i dont want my Rinukusu (Linux) to touch my other things (it can get corrupted and i would not like that, plus 2 puratuforumu looks more kawaii)

802 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10654 08:19

My guess is this guy was hoping to be considered a hero. Instead, he's going to find out that all the people he was hoping to impress think he's a gay prostitute in love with an octogenarian.

803 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10654 13:17

got drunk for the first time last night and it was… eh? not bad, not good, kinda just happened. the walk down the hallway had me banging on a lot more walls, and i ate five pieces of toast, danced a bit more, but other than that, i was still an idiot.

804 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10654 15:59

BC13-Krissy wrote:

alright brokencyde, BC, BC13;
they didnt force anybody, to me the girl went WILINGLY.
im a strong supporter, oh this "im glad my sister stopped listening to them" and da da da da!!!! WHATEVER good for them ive been to 8 brokencyde concerts. EIGHT. and they are amazing musicians and no matter what they always will be. id like to see ANY OF YOU PEOPLE make to the top like they did and are, and they are only in there 20's thats when your SUPPOSE TO LIVE IT UP it's always fun, yeah im only 15 but hey ive been living it up my last few days of summer.

People like you are what make me ashamed to be a teenage girl. A large majority are incredibly stupid and pretend to know everything when they don't. Just because someone makes music does not make them a musician, I myself /am/ a musician, I've studied operatic vocals since I was 6, I know quite a bit about musicianship. What Brokencyde does is not musicianship, it's making something half-assed and shitty in order to try and get laid by dumb teenage girls.

805 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10657 19:44

I remember that, lmao! No I think I would have vomited into their communal food bowl there, if I had heard that!

806 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10659 10:35

the poos are still vastly undeveloped when it comes to computers and internet access. most people dont realise the horrifying consequences of the big poo wave that is comming upon us. soon there will be no corner of the internet left without a poo, or many poos, shitting down there no matter how small and remote the corner is.

807 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10659 19:08


808 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10659 19:44

This is one of the most confusing things about sex obssesed society. Like I get homosexual male would find butts sexy which still is disgusting but tf is going on with heterosexuals being butt obsessed. You literally poop and shit with your butt the most disgustig function in a human body.You can go and have sex in a usual way yet they still like butts. There had to be a glitch in evolution. Also butts are aesthetically ugly it's literally two ballons of fat with a hole in the middle. Twerking is ugly and dosen't make sense. We see butts everywhere how did it happen how did we normalized butts used in sexual way.

809 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10663 01:46

Republican candidate: I’m Hitler

Democratic candidate: and I’m… (smirking) Black Hitler

810 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10664 00:16

Is it ok if I pretend you said "weird, but 'Sexy Librarian,' like with sophisticated glasses?"
(well I'm gonna anyway)
I'm picturing an itty bitty, kind of a 'mousy' girl, but with a little kitten mouth...and she's all shy and talks in a quiet voice.
(pretty cool, huh?)
I gotta be all like "HUH!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SPEAK UP."
And she blushes and says "shush! This is a library. We have to be quiet in here."
"Sssssh!!!" she interrupts, holding a finger to her lips.
"Well maybe," I whisper, "we can go in the copy room and shut the door. You know. So we can be ourselves without disturbing anyone."
She bites her lip and looks down, giggling.
"What's so funny?" I ask her.
She turns red and says "I dunno. Why do you need ME in the copy room?"
"To show me how the copy machine works, why else?" I say with a smile.
She looks up, her eyes meet mine, and then she nibbles on the tip of her pen.
I lick my lips and wait for an answer.
She takes the pen out of her mouth, looks over both shouldersㅡto make sure it's clearㅡand says "Ok. But we still have to be quiet. Otherwise no deal. Got it?"
"Oh, I got it" I tell her, and give her a little wink.
She tries to unlock the door, but can't get the key in.
So I put my hand on her hand and guide it in, gently.
And she's all "Oh. My. God. We're being like SO bad right now!"
ok, I got everything I need to know about this librarian. Thanks. Let me just hit 'send' and then I'll excuse myself and go rubㅡ
"EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW!?" the shy librarian screams! "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME!!!"
So I'm all like "Sure I do! It's umㅡ"
She puts her hand over her nametag so I can't read it! Then she yells "JERK!"
"You mean, like...during?" she asks.
"YEAH. DURING!" I confirm.
"That's actually kinda hot," she says, "now I don't want you to know my name. Just call me Sexy Librarian!"
(wow, she's a freak)
"Some people in the YouTube comments. I'm telling a story," I explain, "you don't mind, do you?"
(wow. just wow.)
Oh God!
She picks me up and slams me down on the copy machine!!
I yell "OUCH!!!"
(little mousy librarians are strong, bro)
Then she takes out her pen and yells "YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!?"
"No! Please be gentle," I beg.
"HAHAHAHAㅡburpㅡEXCUSE ME" she says, breathing whiskey on me, and then she shoves the pen in my mouth and yells "SUCK IT! COME ON, HOT SHOT!"
(I'm crying but I also kinda like it)
I dunno.
I start to and she says "NOT THE PEN, STUPID."
Oh! Gotcha!
Then the Dean walks in and says "WHAT THEㅡ"
He sees me and The Sexy Librarian laying on top of the copy machine, kissing!
We both got ink on our lips!
I pull my lips off hers but theye're connected by a thin, sticky, string of ink!!
(Picture Lady and the Tramp, the spaghetti scene, but in reverse!!!)
I have no idea.
I don't even know anymore.
"Yes sir, Mister Dean! Um. Sir!"
(I feel so ashamed)
You were right bro...
That librarian really is weird ∎

811 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10664 15:18

A rapist came by

812 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10664 23:19



813 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10665 00:50

Youtube recommendations be like: nigress not smiling and typing in all lowercase: everything wrong with x (racism, gaslighting, abuse etc) lets talk...

814 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10665 02:52

if you nut in tracer and she recalls what happens

815 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10665 17:00

Not that I hate pedophiles, I just hate western artstyle.

816 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10667 23:01


817 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10670 18:29

i kidnapped a homeless man and i'm slowly putting potato's up his ass until he talks

818 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10670 22:05

“You could try negotiating with her, by agreeing to share your password to your account so she could monitor it at will.” really? letting someonebody else thats not you monitor the account 24/7? since when is turning into orwell 1984 a good thing?

819 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10671 08:15

Commit a bank robbery,start chronically masturbating the next day to fool facial recognition. Works every time.

820 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10672 03:19

So let me get this straight. You have to be up tomorrow to pick up your daughter. You're currently in bed next to your girlfriend and you took a deliriant that's going to cause you to void your bowels.
Please fren tell me what series of life decisions led you to this point?

821 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10672 07:46

Yu ke say. What. say. I'm God. I M…king. OF. Kings The. KKingdom

My. Gug. My Hhhhhhhhh

822 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10673 08:36

Three years ago Al Jazeera tried to expand its viewership by buying a failing US cable network and renaming it Al Jazeera America. In some ways the news programming is a throwback to an earlier era of US TV with a serious approach to news, longer stories, and thought-provoking analysis. Missing are the screaming hosts and tabloid celebrity features now occupying space on cable TV.

But last month Al Jazeera America was rocked by employee lawsuits and resignations of top management, including the chief executive. The network's 30,000 nightly viewers compares to 212,000 prime-time viewers for CNBC, the lowest rated major cable news channel.

"To cover the US is a huge challenge," admitted Musa. For years US networks fed viewers what they wanted — tabloid news, or what Musa calls "ice cream."

"Here comes Al Jazeera and we feed them broccoli. And we don't even put salt and pepper on the broccoli."

823 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10673 10:59

I think the use case is clear if we use the "as a I want so that" format

As a: CEO who spent way too much money and am now drowning in debt

I want: my company to look productive even after almost everyone left

So that: the bankers who lent me money don't break my kneecaps

824 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10674 09:03

I've never seen a world event hosting country get so much criticism like Qatar tbh. It's unbelievable the hate people have against Islamic religion

This is like assuming that people didn’t like Peter Sutcliffe because he was a Yorkshireman, rather than because he murdered 13 women.
Assuming that the barbarism and cruelty of the Qatari regime and the ‘Islamic religion’ are one and the same thing is bigoted against Muslims, not the other way around.
Muslims are routinely stigmatised and marginalised. Just as conflating antisemitism with perfectly legitimate criticisms of Israel trivialises what is a very real threat to Jews, conflating criticism of despotic regimes with actual hatred of Muslims is dishonest and dangerous.

825 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10674 09:21

Reincarnation – A Hindu belief — seems to be working at least for some in India, where Führer und Reichskanzler Adolf Hitler, who committed suicide on April 30, 1945, was re-born as Narendra Damodardas Modi on September 17, 1950. In 1932, when Nazism was budding, Germany had 87 million people. In 1992, when a Hindu mob destroyed the 600+-year-old Babri Mosque and unleashed a wave of anti-Muslim violence, India’s population stood at 909 million. One might view that particular act as Hindutva’s Kristallnacht. Germany, a small market, eventually evoked the moral indignation of France, Britain, the U.S. and the former Soviet Union, who allied to fight Nazism. One wonders where all of this self-proclaimed morality is when 200 million Muslim Indians and 12 million Muslims in illegally Indian-occupied Kashmir are undergoing the Modicaust. But should one really expect the West’s weapons-exporting warlords to sacrifice their “legitimate” slice of India’s $635 billion foreign exchange reserves for a mere 212 million Muslims? And then there are those Muslim oil/gas autocracies who merrily oil India’s war machine via multibillion investments, purchases and special projects — more than a few of them located on stolen and/or illegally occupied Muslim land — Occupied Kashmir. As Uppsala University’s Prof. Ashok Swain told Sweden’s “Svenska Dagbladet” newspaper on Dec. 28, 2017, “In today’s India, it is easier to kill a Muslim than a cow.” The same outrage over Beijing’s suppression of Uyghur rights is completely absent when dealing with India and Palestine’s Muslims. We don’t even hear any faux whispers about claims to championing their human rights and religious freedom. Germany 1932 is here and now in India. It won’t matter to the latter’s 212 million Muslims when, years later, some sages clumsily whisper “never again” and then snicker. And yet the U.S. State Department refused to categorize India as a “country of concern” on its religious freedom list. Dr. Aslam Abdullah, a veteran journalist and observer of India’s Muslim scene, offers a deep look at what this unrelenting Modicaust holds for the country’s Muslims. The mention of genocide invariably

826 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10675 10:01

It takes a very special level of retard to actually fish out your own feces, wrap it in a plastic bag, put it in a box and mail it to someone.

Still, I appreciate the dedication.

827 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10675 11:42

disney sources telling me chapek is out because he told pixar the asses were getting too big. insiders say iger is promising even bigger asses

828 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10676 12:45

definitely one of the most erotic proper (as in the girl is in a submissive position) bare footjobs/bare toejobs i have ever seen, right up there with Kaori Matsuno's double bare footjob/bare toejob in Vol. 4/Ep. 4 of Discipline: The Hentai Academy/Discipline: The Record of a Crusade OVA. which both demonstrates perfect use and dexterity of the hallux toes as well as the index toes, middle toes, ring toes and pinky toes during a bare footjob/bare toejob. plus the clawed/pointy long toenails make this even more erotically sexy and animalistic.

829 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10676 17:51

this screams early 2010s youtube

830 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10678 04:35

I watch some furry vtuber artist on twitch sometimes, she has like 6 viewers max. Pretty sure a virgin as any vaguely sexual comment is instantly banned, she seems to pretend that the nsfw side of furries doesn't exist. When I started watching her she was bright and perky and had a lovely light voice. Whenever anyone came into chat and said hello she'd explode in excitement and start asking questions and wishing them well, but as those people left and never came back that excitement simmered. I've been lurking watching her for a year now, I can definitely hear the stress of a lack of audience slowly start to break her, the voice tone is getting deeper as I assume she puts on more and more weight. She keeps talking to the mic irregardless as if she thinks someone important is listening. She speaks about her day or things she likes or artists she follows, and she's smart and interesting too. Every once in a while I feel like writing a comment in chat and starting a dialogue with her just to make her happy, but then I think I'd ruin the reason I'm watching.

831 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10678 09:25

Just because he's old and fat doesn't mean it can't be a wholesome relationship.

832 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10679 05:38

Sexy black half human, half robot Cyborg will be our only hope against this purple dinosaur who kidnaps kids. We have to wait till 2020 when Cyborg gets his own movie and when the Barney revival will probably happen or be in its second season for it to go down, though.

833 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10681 11:27

40:18 and 42:04 - I am very proud of you, decino, very, very proud, going for "100% of the Items." I think that's bold.... daring.... risky, even. For a map like The Furnace, an endurance test, so much hot lava, so long of a map, over an hour, the platforming that can reduce nerves to ribbons. But you dissed all of it, for just one... little... item. The gods are very pleased with you, decino. The pumpkin man is transcending. sniffles they grow up so fast. Always remember: the path is straight, and the children of the path shall walk upon it, straightly on its straighty straightness. Next I'll teach you the 100% Items handshake, which includes dipping your fingers into blueberry juice, to signify the Soulspheres which count towards the tally.

In recognition of your dedication to 100% Items, at 43:06, a mere one minute after you decided to backtrack for that one missing item, the gods have rewarded you with 100% Kills. That Revenant was your test, hidden away by the gods, to see if you would risk everything. You did. The gods thank ye.

In all seriousness, though, holy shit. I was on the edge of my seat there. ;)))

834 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10681 11:33

I love how Germans are like what if Autism was an ethnicity.

835 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10681 23:48

R.I.P. Adolf Hitler you would've loved Touhou 6 Embodiment of Scarlet Devil

836 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10682 06:36

St Pauli's fans are true punk rockers in attitude and music taste. This book shows us the Hamburg way of life and what it's like to be a St Pauli fan. Their mantra is that everyone is welcome in football; they are pro-refugee, anti-fascism, anti-sexism, anti-racism, anti-homophobia, anti-capitalism, and if you don't like it, well, that's your problem.

That's terrible, they sound like Celtic fans

837 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10682 11:21

well i can comprehend those man-made horrors very easily so i guess you have a skill issue or something

838 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10682 22:11

Colder ?? Increasing Clouds??Rain &Wind

839 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10685 12:02

broke; holding in your poop
woke; wearing diapers and shitting yourself then and there and being a stinky lil girl around the office who needs her pamps changed

840 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10685 23:16

Unfathomably based, as soon as anyone from a mainstream media organisation tells me anything through the light box I always pick the opposite, they're always lying to us so why check anything am I right? No I'm not a contrarian I don't even like Contra the spectrum was shit, just get a PS4 it's newer

841 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10687 09:35

My name was spoken about 400 or so times (´・ω・`)
I should probably make a guide for some of these achievements. Thank you for the fun frustrations. I had some good laughs.

842 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10689 13:18

konami are never going to let kojima make another mgs. when he put all the pee in that was his only shot at realizing his vision to the fullest degree and he took it

843 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10689 19:20

I feel like I know the site a lot of these are from

844 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10692 04:48

Every time I've gone into the bathroom since I came back from Japan I've just stared at my toilet in despair.
It doesn't heat up, it doesn't have a powerful jetstream, it doesn't light up or sing for me. What good is it. It's like I've been living my whole life unaware of fire.

845 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10694 17:16

When people complain about people with blue hair, they're mad at Bulma. They hate that a hot rich chick could be so good at gadgets and gizmos. Also, they're jealous because she got to marry Vegeta. Marrying Vegeta is everybody's dream. And she lives it

846 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10695 05:31

What a gay idiot frog for eating his friends

847 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10696 22:36

your password must be 64 characters and include at least 3 greek letters, one shinjitai kanji, one kyuujitai kanji, and at least one hieroglyph

848 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10697 16:33

never knew "anime dementiacore" was a thing

849 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10697 23:14

I miss Italy, there was an Italian woman working at the deli that I visited every day for food while I was in venezia, every time she scooped pasta for me she would say quanto, no idea what that meant so I smiled every time and nodded.

850 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10698 16:53

UN human rights chief says Russian troops executed people who presented no threat. Also: Afghan Taliban carry out more public floggings of people accused of robbery and adultery, and Prince Harry says his brother William screamed and shouted at him, at a meeting about his and Meghan's role in the British royal family.

851 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10698 17:22

Thanks for not assuming the pronouns of these minor fictional characters

852 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10698 20:49

It is difficult to really put your finger on what is so revolting about the modern human until it is distilled and packaged and perfected by Disney
in this way. Only by transporting our awful personalities into animals can the true horror of them be appreciated.

853 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10700 18:12

my mom has always been the nosy type, always looking through my belongings, facebook messages,constantly controlling all aspects of my life, etc. Recently we went on vacation and I think she saw my phone password while she was behind me or when she was next to me on the subway/taxi. One day I wake up in the hotel room and my mom hands me my phone smiling and says "here you go sweetie I charged your phone for you." On my phone I had one picture of a drawing of a woman farting on a mans face (I know weird). When I go to check my pictures that picture is missing. I think to myself "oh I must have accidentally deleted it". The very same day my mom starts to casually mention farting in normal conversations. I tried a baked potato with beans and cheese and my mom was all like "I'm sure you will be farting tonight". My shoes rubbed onto the floor and she was like "did you fart?" My mom will even farted one time and started laughing. Because of all of this I am started to get extremely paranoid that she searched through my phone and deleted that picture. I'm starting to mistrust/resent my mom even more than I usually do. I am also becoming incredibly depressed and embarrassed

854 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10700 19:41

actually in fallout 2 you get one free child kill before you have to worry about the perk. i shredded him with a bozar with no consequence

855 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10701 21:34

No farts please

Children shouldn't view/listen to "Fart", so please change this to ADULT audience.

Hmmm, (Parody 1) + (Parody 2) = (Parody 3).
Score 10 for accuracy!

856 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10701 21:46

Hello, I hate women so much it's unreal. Have a nice day.

857 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10702 03:41

Excuse me? I'm sorry I am not quitting in the midst of the funniest shit I've ever seen, a 51 year old man who has been awake for 6 weeks microdosing meth and tagging in his mommy while the Bone Saw guys close in.

Couldn't pay me to miss this.

858 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10702 05:08

I always thought [James Cameron's] Avatar was a simplistic cartoon meant to make children and simpletons feel smart for successfully understanding an allegory for once in their stupid lives while they still get to marvel at flashing lights and pretty colors, but maybe I just didn’t understand how deep it was…

859 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10702 11:12

back home in Mexico we have "Anima Studios", that produces family friendly films based on mexican leyends (inlcuding el chupacabras). My dream is to turn that company into a Miyazaki-esq latino animation power house

But I fear I would be tempted to produce "mexican hentai"

860 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10704 00:42


861 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10704 11:59

It is profoundly disturbing that we should even be able to read any sense in Aristotle when he speaks on metaphysics. The fact that we seem to understand anything he's saying should alarm us greatly because it means that something we are not aware of is interfacing with the text of Aristotle and our modern viewpoint, which is certainly not the same as that of the Ancient Greek.

862 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10705 04:30

"hell is other people" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has a normal time with other people. Sartre, who lived in france & had to live with thousands of french people each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

863 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10705 06:45

Well name my dick adulting cause this bitch can suck it, I’ll ever give her Heinz as a casher afterwords so she’ll swallow.

864 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10706 10:59

closest my college got to this was someone wrote a full-throated idelogical defense of having sex with animals, printed it, and left it anonymously in a big pile in the cafeteria

865 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10710 02:56

Transmasc AFAB Jewish Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is doubly marginalized, but his authenticity, and commitment to truth, are, in fact, what are needed to help light the path to liberation.

866 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10713 02:26

I am an esteemed psychologist from Yemen, and I once went into the great pyramid of Giza and found a jug of urine that belonged to Pharaoh Ramesses ii, I drank 50ml of it and had strange dreams for a whole week:-

1- This might sound a bit odd and random, but I have actually dreamt of Zeus mating with a palm tree and begetting an ant that is capable of crawling on the edge of the Higgs Boson!

2- I also dreamt of my mitochondria protesting to break free from my organelles, claiming that nature has enslaved them!

3- On another night of a full moon, I dreamt of Professor Noam Chomsky eating books and regurgitating the field of Modern Linguistics!

4- The funniest dream I ever had, was when I had a vision of a Neanderthal swallowing a whole apple, and it played ping-pong with his heart while passing down his esophagus!

5- This is by no means a joke, but the most disgusting dream I ever had, was of a female's menstruation blood turning into jelly and being marketed by an Oompa Loompa as Halloween treats!

6- I also had a nightmare of riding on a mare at night, with the Pharaoh's personal witch, she was pregnant with a fetus that was eating her placenta!

Do you think my dreams have any philosophical implications at all?

I'm just a little concerned that I'm having a neurological malfunction!

Given that I've heard my neurons conspiring to abandon the dwelling of my skull, things don't seem to be heading in the right direction, ever since!

867 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10713 16:55

I would contend that Scooby Doo villains are generally more intelligent than Andrew Tate.

868 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10714 18:11

The replies here are just a clusterfuck of derailed cum trains. I don’t care about your anecdotal stories about how you and your farm fuck cousin at the gangbang mill love bookmarks. You’re all just aspy gas huffers who don’t understand how to look up research papers.

869 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10717 03:49

Honestly, this is an equally empty argument.

"People are just squinting and imagining a cornucopia!"

"It's a printing aberration!"

"Maybe a handful of shirts had an ink smudge!"

It doesn't at all explain the album art. Or the other pieces of residue.

Also, it makes no sense. Why would kids in the 90s be actively seeking out and looking at the 60s/early 70s logo design? The internet didn't exist. It just doesn't line up with the statements of "I saw it on a shirt at k-mart"

870 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10717 05:52

bear hugging women

London as i have said before was chikan paradise until the fucking chinese invented and spread horrid covid 19 around the world.

Years ago some celebrity was shopping in Top Shop in Oxford circus fuck knows who the celeb was frankly i do not care. This drew crowds of people including young girls outside the entrance of top shop.

I was hunting in oxford circus that day and noticed loads of people congregating around the top shop entrance. I immersed myself into the crowd behind a group of teenage girls all wearing denim skirts. One brunette had long dark hair i got close and pushed my face into her hair. Corrr it smelled so good freshly washed corrrr. I managed to twist my tongue into her hair corrr.

The crowds began to get thicker and thicker i began to plaster myself onto the backside of the teenage girl she was so busy looking out for this celebrity she ignored me pressing on her.

I opened my legs and placed my chin on her shoulder and began sniffing her neck coorrrr this babe was mine all mine corrrr. My cock was already erect and pressing into her crack corrrrr corrrrr.

Then the celebrity came out of the shop everyone started cheering and screaming i pressed harder into the bitch and she shouted "i cannot see".

I whispered in her ear letme lift you up. She giggled and said no its ok i said I insist you have to see.

I put my arms around her waist and pulled her between my legs and then picked her up. What a feeling man this piece of meat was mine corrrrr corrrrr.

She said thankyou and began giggling and taking photos i felt sweat pouring from my head. I was breathing heavily i wanted to kiss this bitch on her neck and in her hair she was mine corrrr.

It was like owning my own sex doll ahahah. Suddenly i exploded and began to get dizzy i let go of her and backed off the cum was spilling through my pants.

The girl said thankyou and kept giggling.

I saw two police man approaching the crowd i got scared and decided to escape it would be a nightmare if they saw the wet cum marks on my jogging pants.

Managed to get out of the crowd and to oxford station and make a get away on the central line. On the carriage people were staring at my cum marks.

One girl laughed and said to her friend ohhh i think he has pissed himself ahahahah.

871 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10717 13:16

>>869 I want to know more about this stupid post

872 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10718 08:58

I think the worst part was calling coffeezilla the ‘Keemstar of crypto’.

That was a low blow. That’s worse than calling someone Hitler. I would never want to wish being called Keemstar on my worst enemies.

In fact, if Logan Paul called me that, I would probably sue him.

873 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10719 09:23

The way Americans celebrate the rich getting richer just because they can throw a ball is hilarious.

"Generational wealth" isn't a good thing, you fucktards

874 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10720 13:42

Things were better when they were worse.

875 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10720 22:16

Very quickly my Pokemon catching dreams were obliterated by the unfortunate reality that exist for a Black Man in America. I realized that if I keep playing this game, it could literally kill me.

876 Name: vc: muff : 1993-09-10722 12:55

Reddit is old, Reddit goes back to Gibbon and Voltaire. Wherever there are midwit takes and smug, lame jokes, Reddit is there.

877 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10722 14:38

piss, on a boat, piss, on toast. Some, something, something's wrong with Jason x3
i dont know the rest

878 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10722 23:25

You are not edgy! you are not crazy! you are not revolutionary! STOP POSTING " simpsons, wtf , is it just me or ... " NO ITS NOT JUST YOU DO YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING CAVE !? every single fucking thread having to do with any show or tv or cartoons or the colour yellow is HIJACKED BY PEOPLE SAYING " simpsons was crap this week" we all know it! now stop damnit stop!!!!!!!

879 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10723 03:07

You sick fucks that girl used to be an infant many years ago. How can you date an adult female when she was in fact at some point in her life a child before she was a grown woman.

880 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10723 08:14

My penis is very soggy when I soak it in cereal for 9 hours.

881 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10723 20:26

Brazil: Put aside your politics. You can no longer afford to take Bolsonaro back. He is uninsured receiving medical care in the US, your nation cannot bear the cost of his treatment. It doesn't matter what the cause is, even something simple he might recover from on his own given time could be billed in excess of $50,000 USD. That's if nothing is wrong. If this is cancer, your entire country will be broke and he will probably die anyway. Every day they spend diagnosing the problem is more expensive than housing him in a palace.

If he dies alone, the hospital must eat the cost. If you bring him back and say he represents you, an army of debt collectors will clog every phone circuit in your country until every penny is reclaimed. Catastrophic economic damage will ensue.

Cut him loose, Brazil. Life as he knew it has already ended. He is a drowning man who could bring you all down with him.

882 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10724 00:01

That it is their responsibility to make sure they are legally allowed to view the content on the website and that www.thecandidforum.com will take no responsibility for any damages suffered by the viewer.
That they are not allowed to gain access to the website with intent to harm the content creators in any way, including legal action or disruptive mass media exposure.
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883 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10724 13:40

Knowing people in the Akron/Canton area, I can tell you some things that probably won't come as much of a surprise:

1) The infamous opioid epidemic hit that county hard as fuck.
2) Mental health services are woefully inadequate and underfunded in comparison to just how many people have problems there, and courts often have to move people out of the county for quality care. I've heard stories of people who were clearly distressed turned away from 72-hour holds literally because the hospital needed a bed.
3) The police are overwhelmed with bullshit, crime is rampant in West Akron and the shittier, more ghetto-y parts of town.
4) The town is pretty poor. Lebron James raised it from "crippling poverty" to "moderate poverty." What you might call "lower middle class." It's certainly not as bad as it used to be, but it really just went from Fallout to a sad indie movie town.

884 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10724 14:02

Dick Kern is brilliance in this terrible 80s flick. I mean, this writer/director/joke would be better off killing himself with a guillotine than making anymore movies. His audience would be happier if he just put his head in a vice and tightened it a few cranks. I recommend this movie to no one who appreciates life or no one who doesn't appreciate it. No one should ever see this again. It is terrible.

885 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10725 00:05

finally, my dick and balls will unexpectedly mow down a pedestrian and explode

886 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10725 02:06

Look at that proud haughty whore. If I could work my will I would bust in there and tear her clothing off and belt whip her. I would then lock the lips of my proud male anus to her cunt and proceed to deposit a lengthy girth of my superior male shit deep into her womb where it would grow into an African child. Truly break her will.

887 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10725 19:48

Are there spells to give me friends?

888 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10726 21:49

I need need need more fatties eating uncontrollably gaining weight uncontrollable just geting fatter and fattr in there vortex of unrestrained gluttuny!! If they puke it sucks on one hand that they lose the fat but on the other hand they prove there sserious about being fatty eaters! best would be to see girls sucking down gallons of swetened heavy cream puke then eat that puke + get drugs to not puke and instead put fat on faster........


889 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10727 17:11

a huge slice of TSA employees are perfectly nice people working a shit job because someone they knew could get them in. but between shit like this and the countless times I’ve had my genitalia egregiously felt up and down, there needs to be severe narrowing of their powers

890 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10728 09:21

Someone making Deathcamps & Dragons under the OGL has very little (if any) impact on D&D as a brand. They are not allowed to use anything considered "Product Identity" so it's not like they can add a Nazi revolution to the Forgotten Realms or anything. They would just be allowed to describe Hit Dice using the same language as 100 other games.

Furthermore, having an arbitrary "we don't like it" clause just means that they can revoke anyone's license at any time -- they are just using Nazis and Klansmen as a boogeyman to give them cover.

With any kind of open license, you have to accept the fact that someone may choose to use it in a way you don't like.

891 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10730 05:56

Why would anyone waste money on a Mac? everything is counter intuitive, higher rates of crashing, and you just end up running every program by using a windows emulator making it even slower why not just use windows? Not to mention preinstalled Mac is much more expensive than a computer with windows preinstalled

892 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10730 09:32

very upset tonight. i am in a group where people were talking about breeding pigs. i'm just there because i like looking at the little piglets, but i accidentally learned that someone did a study about how long pigs ejaculate, and one pig ejaculated continuously for 31 minutes

893 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10730 11:20

>>891 Stupidest post of the week, what an idiot

894 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10730 12:19

Why are you so embarrassed to admit you're a racist? You always wear your 'I hate Asians' tshirt, even though you're half Asian yourself

895 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10730 22:10

Thank God that in the midst of worldwide economic and political crisis the Tories are dealing with the real problem: Scottish trans teenagers

896 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10731 11:43

There's ants literally breaking pieces of silicone off the sealing of my ten gallon fish tank, what the fuck do I do?!? THE ANT TRAPS AREN'T WORKING! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?

897 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10732 11:54

AAAA, u will love new track SOOO much1111
it's the one of de most 3 S' things that i made in my fucking life!11!!!
guitars, breaks, anime girlz, piano & depression, what can be better?
february 7, death exists?

898 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10732 19:24

The boobs on the right one are lower than my self esteem

899 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10733 03:09

Putting Hitler behind a paywall was definitely a conscious monetization strategy from the developers. "Unlock Adolf Hitler for 500 coins" is quite the sentence. Just absolutely priceless UX work here.

900 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10733 10:33

tab one: ending theme to the turn-a gundam film
tab two: pixiv animation of girl from blue archive using a urinal
tab three: wikipedia article on how the moon landing flag was made

901 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10736 05:09

Proof That Male Is THE Superior Sex
Before I begin, I want to say that I'm not trying to spread sexist propaganda, I'm just observing the facts. Okay, now that this is clear, I'll begin:

Females have vaginas. Males have penises. Now let's see what can be made out of that.

If you put two females in an empty room, they can't **** each other because they don't have anything to **** (i.e. penetrate) each other with.

If you put two males in an empty room, they can **** each other because they have a penis to **** each other with.

I know that the second example was an unpleasant one for probably most of you (including me), but it proves my point.

Even in lesbian porn, the females use a dildo (which is a fake penis) to satisfy each other, which also proves my point.

From that, we can conclude that a male is SEXUALLY superior over a female, PHYSICALLY superior over a female, and mentally equal (?). We have three factors: sexual, physical and mental. Since mental factor is supposedly equal for both sexes, we can drop it from the equation. That leaves us with 2/2 score for male sex over 0 score for female sex.

Therefore, males ARE superior to women.

Anyone agree or disagree? Why?

902 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10736 20:44

Demons actually make sense it’s humans that are bonkers

903 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10739 23:37

I’m a board-certified internal medicine physician and I can personally assure you that obese purple M&Ms are not one of the major issues facing our nation.

904 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10740 22:45

If you told Twitter the sky was blue someone would post a picture of a sunset and say you're wrong

905 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10741 00:33

Like, why the FUCK else would I or anyone continue to post on this account and field such undeserved hate and malice. Anyone else sane or not would make an alt and try again. But me, (name removed), who changed from a triple major in honors chem, bio, and psych - on a pre-med track - I changed my major to Philosophy and left the other 3 90% done... because truth is all I care about.

It's my entire life from top to bottom. Sapere Aude. Have Courage to Use Your OWN Reason

thanks latin and Kant for opening my eyes to a world where my life is about more than making money and having a respected career.

furthermore, define boypussy. Gay men are most CERTAINLY interested in vaginas, the entire idea of anal sex is simulacrum. They just want the vagina to also come with a dick for role reversal if they feel like it. That's why it's a perversion and so laughable. Same for lesbos. "We don't need NO MAN and NO DICKS!" and then moments later they are fucking themselves with a plastic phallus...

Like I said though, everyone can do what they want with their own life. And we certainly shouldn't deny gays any human right that heteros get under the law, that's bullshit and still a real issue. But there's no such thing as the right to be safe from dissenting opinions. You have yours and I have mine.

906 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10741 09:18

I just really like cute girls eating oversized junk food

Like not in a kinky way or anything, I just think it's endearing

907 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10742 06:28

I really want to take a shit right now. I like looking at pictures of cute girls when I shit. It reminds me of how much I hate them and want to shit on them.


> And we certainly shouldn't deny gays any human right that heteros get under the law, that's bullshit

Wrong we should sentence them to capital punishment. Ae need some discipline and order in society. And fuck Kant he was retarded.

908 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10742 20:44

You're friends with Homestuck fans which is much worse than making a funny joke about the Holocaust
I could tell from the way you write BTW

909 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10744 18:08

look I just want my ulthwe warhost to be competitive again I don't actually care about what "a croatian" is

910 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10745 02:55

>>906 same

911 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10746 01:33

I thick it’s a very cool concept despite the huge dick and balls amogus

912 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10747 03:15

The sheer commerce power contained in such a small space will force spawn a capitalist-themed amusement park dungeon

913 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10748 22:56

quirked up transsexed tradcath crytofash catgirls cyberheroin stored on the blockchain fisher-price baby's first stock market digital wormhole between bedrooms makeup hauls and mukbangs burned into corneas heteroflexible post-lesbian platonic intimacy indoor palm tree bimbofied bap-pilled sword guy who needs a personally assigned nsa agent when you have kiwifarms gorpcore coquette wet brain red scare the future is algorithmically generated humans speaking nothings to each other dennis cooper/ryan trecartin convo youtube video the dissolution of any kind of identity i'm nobody sonic oc inflation character model in second life

914 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10749 13:07


915 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10750 01:20

There's only one thing you need lad, and thats a russell hobbs 23910 adventure brushed stainless steel electric kettle.

916 Name: vc: pist : 1993-09-10750 05:19

gentle reminder to all black splatoon players, if u pick team white chocolate you will have titles like "white fiend" and "white defender" on black history month

917 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10751 23:00

We've got a similar device in my home town and some scientists have it stuck in the testing phase with some diseased field mice. Well, less a device and more a sledge hammer...and It's a group of scientists and moreso just me. And it's less field mice and more hobos. And it's less a testing phase and more I haven't been caught yet.

918 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10754 03:47

Every square micrometer of the human body has been tortured for sexual pleasure at some point in the past 8000 years of modern human civilization. Across eras and generations, whether it be the lowly nipple or the exalted ear lobe, someone, somewhere, has asked for a voluptuous woman to carve at it with a knife; and that someone then came.

919 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10757 20:29

Before I played [game] i had a small wee wee, no friends, no girlfriend, depression and absolutely no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.

920 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10757 20:57

During a model shoot all this black ooze shot from my skeleton vagina, anyway, where can I sell some hot anime?

921 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10758 02:12

Maybe it's a trick just to get him inside his house. Or Wario is a freak and just wants to make Mario smells his shit for a quick laugh.

922 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10760 23:33

Don’t listen to that guy, holding up a cinder block and dropping it on your head is not likely to kill you and suicide by shotgun only has a 70% success rate.

923 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10766 16:27

I can think of no more offensive thing to say to a woman than "you look human".

Can't explain, perhaps, but it's a nasty thing to say.

924 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10767 22:36

You're not allowed to make jokes and references on the internet anymore. Regardless of how obvious you make it, someone will always use their confirmation bias and lack of media literacy to play you for the fool.

925 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10768 00:39

>>924 Embrace it... foolishness for Christ...

926 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10769 07:53

Empress broke Denuvo DRM on Hogwarts Legacy, but published the torrent with a message supporting J. K. Rowling, calling modern men sissies, and denouncing trannies and wokeness.

927 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10769 16:17

One day soon someone will input all of this scam content into an off-the-shelf "AI" package and sell "Grift as a Service" (GaaS). You click on the "Carnivore" button and the software creates a fake influencer who posts about their diet and links viewers to your scam supplements

928 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10770 04:14

OP likes to think his mind is strong enough to regulate its own emotions 😂

The truth of the matter is chemicals in your Brian affects how you feel and think. Thus of course taking supplements would trigger specific emotional states, it's a no brainer...I don't know how anyone could criticise people for that.

Supplements affect people differently, it's best for individuals to tests it empirically and find things that chemically affects your emotions in the way that feels right. Instead of trying to "regulate" it, which is much harder than what OP likes to trick themselves into thinking.

For example, I spent 2 weeks taking melatonin and I was soooo depressed without realising it was the melatonin. I tried meditation, cold showers etc... I was still depressed and anxious, nothing worked... And then I realised the cause is from taking melatonin, I stopped taking it and I felt much better afterwards.

929 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10770 10:28

I know the carnivore freaks exist and are real and I know some of them go crazy for the raw meat thing, but, like, this whole thing where he's just eating testicles like multiple times a day has to be a bit or just a lie, right? How does he even source so much testicles?

930 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10770 19:40

This is a good thing. It means something made her think of you or she saw your name & thought to text you. If you're working, don't respond. You're work is always more important than girls. If its weekend, don't respond. You're too busy having a good weekend & she might be checking to see if you're out with other girls. I don't recommend being 'to-the-point' with girls you're texting/dating. Woman respond best to guys who make them feel good. Thats most likely the reason you get a random "hey," she likes the feeling she gets when interacting with you. Keeping the conversation fun & light will give her this sensation. Kind of like when you where a kid you learned to wait till your parents where in a good mood before you asked them for a new toy... Next time you get a "hey." Reply with something like 'what, is dinner ready?' Her >"yes" (you get dinner, fuck ya!) "no" ('Well kitten, looks like we're eating out for dinner then') If she still says no/doesn't reschedule, fuck it. Date her sister.

931 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10771 00:24

You know this character. His name is Pepe the Frog. He went from a character that became popular for peeing with his pants down around his ankles, to a symbol of hate

There are ten million things I'll never forgive the alt-right for doing and this is one of them.

Yeah, I know it's an incredibly insignificant thing compared to all the downright vile shit they do, but it still makes me really sad. Pepe didn't deserve this.

932 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10771 05:26

worth noting this post was from 2009 and might have made more sense in that era

933 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10771 07:13

Boot Camp was a thing and I don't recall anyone I knew from those days who didn't use it.

934 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10771 12:23

A report by the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) stated that the October 2022 Riyadh International Book Fair included exhibitors selling more than two dozen notoriously anti-Semitic books. The ADL noted that the presence of these anti-Semitic books at the largest book fair in the country “seem[s] at odds with some positive Saudi trends.”

935 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10771 19:37

>>932 I've been using macs for 25 years, he is just a fool

936 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10771 20:08

The meaning of 'stan' in K-POP is quite scary.

Eminem wrote a song called 'Stan' back in 2017 (I believe.) It's about an obsessive fan. Scary, right? Wait until I give you the lyrics!

937 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10772 19:45

thank you all for coming along on a journey. i truly appreciate this community, music fans, gamers, students, DJs, shrek ravers. class acts, amazing!

938 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10772 22:13

Opposition leaders, media, and civil society groups criticized a law passed in 2020 on forced religious conversion by marriage as violating constitutional protections on freedom of religion and reinforcing derogatory stereotypes of Muslim men using marriage to coerce Hindu women into religious conversions, often referred to as “love jihad.”

939 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10772 23:26

​Although the law prohibits ethnic and religious discrimination, racial discrimination is enshrined in the constitution, which restricts citizenship and land ownership to those of “Negro descent.” While persons of Lebanese and Asian descent who were born or who had lived most of their lives in the country may not by law attain citizenship or own land, there are some exceptions.

940 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10773 19:39

The ideal poop knife:

  • A buoyant handle so it floats the right way up when dropped.
  • A kink in the blade like [pictured] so you can scrape around the underside of the lip.
  • An LED in the blade end of the handle, so you can see what you're cutting in the dark or shade.
  • Double-edges, with different grade curves to follow the bowl shape.
  • Double-edges, with one hard and the other soft.
  • Non-slip grip handle.
  • Be either completely uniform colour for easy cleaning OR some sort of mottled brown design so the stains don't show up as much.
  • Dishwasher safe.

941 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10773 21:26

> great posts everyone, really funny stuff going around the website today

i didn't post

but thank you v much :)

edit: is this stolen valor?

942 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10774 14:15

So I did the math, if you were to force the state of Wyoming to eat the entire stockpile of government cheese, the average weight would increase by more than 125 pounds.

943 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10776 19:27

I see a beautiful future where ALL of our entertainment comes from unmedicated schizophrenia.

944 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10778 04:16

I don't care about the universal declaration of human rights, and neither should you.

945 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10778 04:59

I really wanted to ask, but i was afraid of outing myself as being connected to the giant pink anime thing that they have to stare at for the next two months

946 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10778 08:17

Love doesn't bloom on the battlefield, but war crimes do.

947 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10778 22:31

Just as there are men who want to be women or women who want to be men, these people have the right to do with their appearance and I want to be an adorable and huggable satyr and I have faith that my wish will be fulfilled in heaven, my body, my appearance and my decision and I hope that my family will accept me at least with time

948 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10779 14:22

aawww shit your thread just got paleoschizo'd

949 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10780 21:33

I'd pay good money to see Elon get locked into a punishment stockade and smacked in the face with a giant floppy rotten sea bass non stop for days until he literally went insane. I can just imagine him struggling violently to free himself and his screaming being interrupted with each smack of the fish.

That would fill me with incomprehensible joy.

950 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10780 23:07

I was there when Google killed Geocities and the other free hosts.

Okay, killed is a bit strong, but it was the beginning of the end for Geocities.

I was a member of a large webmaster/SEO forum. The web was becoming rapidly commercialized and Google was quickly becoming the number 1 search engine.

There were complaints from both corporations and SEO's about the best Geocities sites taking up to many of the top spots in Google. "Googleguy" was the Google rep to that forum and he announced that Google would be downranking all free host sites. This would effectively move them back to like page 20 of the Google returns. The kiss of death.
Eventually banner ad revenue declined with the loss of traffic and Geocities had to shut down.

Think about it: The Geocities sites were older than Google. They came from a time when search engines were really bad. People surfed the web to find websites and webmasters fearlessly linked out to whatever they liked, so just about all those early sites had link pages which is how we surfed. Some of those Geocities sites were written by experts, they attracted a lot of links from other free sites and had been doing so for many years. Many of those sites were listed in the important directories like Yahoo! and Dmoz which gave them added weight. For a search engine like Google with their PageRank algo which counted heavily on link popularity, these Geocities sites naturally ranked really well on Google often crowding out commercial sites from the first or second pages.

BTW: the death of Geocities helped pave the way for Wikipedia. Before Wikipedia people built sites to share their knowledge and expertise. They were the decentralized encyclopedia of their day. Once they were gone or un-findable it made sense to make something like Wikipedia.

951 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10781 02:43

Hi , i dont know who you guys are , you seem like a weird forum.

A guy i know left his backpack at my house and it had a cd full of really bad taste images and stuff with silly stupid photoshopped images , im never talking to him again ,at least you convince me this is not a bad internet community , he knows i have his cd it had disgusting cp or wathever you call it....

I think you guys just destroyed wathever chances this guy had with me , i hope your happy...

the image is one of the images i found on the cd... aids is not "kool" fuck off and die faggots...

952 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10781 08:30

Just to add that a 10 dB increase is a ten fold increase in energy, which is effectively a doubling in loudness. This means that the 300 dB headphones are about 8200 times louder than the 170 dB gunshot, releasing 10 trillion times as much energy. That’s about as much energy as the largest volcanic eruptions ever recorded (Krakatoa for example, could be heard from about 5000 miles away) and would not only vapourise the listener instantly but probably also a large part of the town that they were in.

953 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10781 21:56

>Too many colors!!!

Home slice, it ´ s a coloring game.

954 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10782 21:53

Went to my parents recently... I work in a hospital and know the smell of death. I was so worried.... but apparently my dad just farted a bunch that day and it lingered

955 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10783 11:18

Ohh, its initials. I was wondering what Gross Domestic Product has to do with porn

956 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10788 02:06

The New Testament is one of those books I used to see nuns reading on the subway

957 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10788 17:15

Ahh; after a long day of ricing ubuntu time to have some IRC sex

958 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10792 22:08

Not half bad

I had no idea why the girl was cutting up her fingers at the very beginning. If anything, that made it easier to laugh at her as that guy molested her, as she doesn't seem to care anything about pain. At first, I thought this was going to be something really violent, but it was instead something sexual. The funniest part was probably how stupid the girl's voice sounded. You guys did live up to the title and description. I have an even dirtier mind than I thought, I swore he was giving her a golden shower.

959 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10793 01:43

saw an ad saying that human trafficking is an ongoing occurrence but it didnt tell me where i can buy these supposed sex slaves

960 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10793 17:05

I was once speaking to a good friend of mine here, in English.
"Do you want to go out for yakitori?"
"Go fuck yourself!"
"... switches to Japanese Have I recently done anything very major to offend you?"
"No, of course not."
"Oh, OK, I was worried. So that phrase, that's something you would only say under extreme distress when you had maximal desire to offend me, or I suppose you could use it jokingly between friends, but neither you nor I generally talk that way."
"I learned it from a movie. I thought it meant ‘No.’"
"You might want to not repeat it ever again."

961 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10793 21:20

Cats fully understand Arabic and are, as evidenced in this video, more than capable of engaging with a sermon on Ramadan virtues.

962 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10795 03:00

god i love it when phil brags about uploading tons and tons of shit like it means something
my brother in gout phil
viper made 2200+ albums since 2006
that's over 120 albums per year
do you think he's hot shit?

963 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10795 14:14

i think viper is hot shit

964 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10795 23:01

i blame martin luther

told people anyone could have a relationship with god and now people are praying on the toilet and dropping cheezy balls into the sea of galilee

965 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10796 09:34

>>963 me too, but it's worth noting a lot of those albums are the same songs he's released before but with slightly different titles. Lil B on the other hand, he's so hot, shit says "brrr shut the window"

966 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10796 13:43

Peace and love on planet earnth!!

967 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10798 00:12

IMAGINE grabbing all the chub and pulling and stretching it and moving it around and digging your face into that fuwafuwa mass of fat. Imagine.

968 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10798 06:40

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into , linux

969 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10798 18:03

My personal hypothesis on reality. First of all, I am very quick to use the axiom as above so below, or as within so without. I have found this to be extremely feasible and soothing in life. It does seem my interaction with spirit is somehow symbiotic. It seems we are two parts of a puzzle. Me Invoking. Them responding. Me loving. Them receiving the love. Many aspects of life I have perceived this way. Thus I think perhaps reality was created the same way a practicioner creates. Perhaps an intention was simply set, and we all spawned and continue to spawn from that intention. You can also refer to sacred geometry, patterns, and math as potential proof of this hypothesis. The tree of life is also in multiple mythologies. I think perhaps reality is a fractal, and we all continue on this beautiful journey forever, infinitely. With infinite new joys and possibilities :3

970 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10799 23:38

a noteworthy amount of developments into some of the most effective misinformation tools in history can be traced back to a project called "DeepCreamPy"

> Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks. Formerly named DeepMindBreak.
> A deep learning-based tool to automatically replace censored artwork in hentai with plausible reconstructions.
> The user colors cencored regions green in an image editing program like GIMP or Photoshop. A neural network fills in the censored regions.

971 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10803 18:29

you seriously thought i was gonna be able to resist Kilian-Eng-posting?

972 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10804 18:17

Sure, let's just hide behind "culture" as an excuse for discrimination.
Because cultural differences are a perfect excuse for treating people
unfairly and denying them their basic human rights, right? It's not like
culture is something that evolves and changes over time, or that
cultures can learn from each other and grow to become more accepting and
inclusive. No, let's just use culture as a justification for bigotry
and hate. How wonderfully progressive. I'm sure their staff must be so
proud of themselves for promoting such regressive and discriminatory

973 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10810 03:13

ROFL! That was random!

Oh yeah? Well I fart perfume! Take a whiff, sister! XP

974 Name: vc: shoyg : 1993-09-10810 03:23

Finding this is like the explicitly evil version of being invited to a house that only watches tapes of religious cartoons

975 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10810 12:27

the anduril fanboys are on a whole other level compared to the ppl that reply to elon musk tweets, absolutely wild vibes - same "thank you sir", but with the addition of AI generated anime montages about a defense contractor, set to crystal castles music

976 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10810 12:47

I take it this is not about the sword from LoTR?

977 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10810 23:48

Aye, it is not.

978 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10811 00:01


979 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10811 05:53

Necrophilia and desecration are criminal because we have passed laws, based on social mores and ideas about public safety, that make them illegal. Not all crimes have victims, but if you want to think of the deceased as a victim, you can; what matters to the administration of justice, however, is only that there is a law, and not that there is a victim.

The consent of the deceased isn't a factor in those laws. In fact, even if you can prove that the decedent intended for you to have sex with their corpse, and gave consent, it's still illegal for you to do so.

980 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10811 08:05

awesome jerking off love your butt, BUT it didn't look clean enough and may not be smoothe enough but sexy none the less loved the vid of yu flabby bely and th brest like packs mm. soo god that cok i'd love o suck

981 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10812 09:40

Net.suicide is for suicides only. The only dead baby info that I want to see is if a baby actually takes his own life!

982 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10812 10:09


983 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10812 11:22

I went to get a pizza the other night, and, since I had six friends over, I asked that he cut it in seven pieces. The pizzaman said he couldn't do it exactly with just straight-edge and compass (it was a greek pizzeria), and I asked him why. He started talking about automorphisms and algebraic fields and other things I don't understand - can anybody explain this in plain english? Is there a general rule?

984 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10812 19:44

ある時、1人の先生が「fuck yeah」というセーターを毎日来ていた。

985 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10812 23:25

I just really want to listen more and more denpa music!! It's so moe

986 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10816 08:15

We read analytic philosophy, science fiction, and LessWrong. We are intelligent, socially awkward, and heavily male. Is there a good name for that?

987 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10816 08:51

In the classical era, the concept of the parasite was not strictly pejorative: the parasitus was an accepted role in Roman society, in which a person could live off the hospitality of others, in return for "flattery, simple services, and a willingness to endure humiliation".

988 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10816 15:10


989 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10816 18:32

>>988 I would disagree, >>986 didn't really mention any qualities of being based. One could be based and the opposite of the qualities listed

990 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10816 23:07

If you combined their body hair they would almost look like humans.

991 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10817 02:51

My brother came into my room at 1 AM I was just trying to sleep and he's like "you remember Ben Folds? The dude who made all the Over The Hedge soundtrack?" "Yeah?" "Well"...

992 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10817 04:24

guys imma be real with you all. im not even horny no more. i just want affection, thats it.

looking at attractive/cute girls just makes me sad.
im the kind of lonely horny cant fix.

993 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10817 04:48

You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

994 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10817 17:13

Ah, the sound of another entitled giant who thinks the world should bend over backward for him just because he's a few inches taller than the average Joe. How cute. Let me break it down for you, pal. Yes, things will be more cramped for you in Japan. Shocking, right? You're not in your oversized Western country anymore, champ. Here in Japan, we actually care about utilizing space efficiently instead of just blindly wasting it like you guys do.

But no, you're not satisfied with that, are you? You have to whine and complain about how cramped things are going to be for you. Well, I've got news for you: Japan doesn't owe you anything. If you can't handle a little bit of discomfort, then don't bother coming here. We don't need more entitled foreigners who think they're better than us just because they're taller.

And don't even get me started on your weight. You're 260 pounds? That's disgusting. Do you have any idea how much space you're going to take up on the train or in the hotel? Probably not, because all you care about is yourself. Well, let me tell you something, buddy. You're not special. You're just another fat, entitled American who thinks he deserves the world on a silver platter. News flash: you don't. So either suck it up and deal with the cramped spaces or stay the hell out of Japan. We don't want you here anyway.

995 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10817 21:34

I was asked by the CEO of the company

“What would you do if you were shrunk down and put into a blender that will be turned on in 1 minute.”

Apparently my answer of “I don’t know, that’s a weird question.” was part of the reason he voted my hiring even though the Hiring Manager wanted me.

996 Name: VC: kludge : 1993-09-10818 03:39

I bought a small snake once when i was young thats why i came here saddly this video was a revelation for me i had been harboiring thought about animals in relation to the bible and used a tourch from my papies garage to send the snake in pain, i burned its eyes out so it would stop looking at me, it turly was not my fault that the animal was encourted with satan. I left it like for four days until i put it in a healing chamber with some drops of holy water i took from church mixed with healing sand(it had been held in a vice since i used the torch to stop its demonicly possessing using diabolical possession, also it had no food or water to save the animal and remove the demon, it was also trapped right at the most back of the skull i could in the vice 😅 holding it on the skull to allow maximum demons to leave and breathing qnd so i could concentrate on blasting the eyes of the skull, it was held in the most holy place of a snakes body by the solar plexes of the devil snake(i could see him in the substrate and under floor boards mostly lingering, near the eye beast snake demon satan that is)like this i tried to crack his holy skull to allow hair to a main to grow but nothing and i touched his to anount oils to fast adter the skull was qlenced of seeing like joeseph once said the eyes are the gate way in all gun indoor shooting portal from satan to suck up demonic forces as animals to the skull and souls and this left my finger blistered so i lit the olive oil on fire as penance and put my finger under its dermal layers to feel vaons and for heart beat to check for 😈 demons i think it was cured but tried to cut flaps like meat and bonpsy tree to make it like cross ✝️ and surprisingly jesus accepted him and saved him and it healed like flapps to be nail to the cross and his breathing was layboured i needed to build a jig of kinds where i cpuld work on the flags and keep him from moving alot and when jesus told me i nailed him the cross and and put him on baking sheet and stood up in oven on 230f and let him go till what i thought was gangreous disiduaion spilled like jesus or luke and put him in cold ice water maybe adter two minutes he was asleep for all of it breathing but jesus told me to be a warrior and in his sleep through all of it i could see and hear the demons leaveing through his teeth with hissing,a true miracle! And after that for seven mor days i did this daily until jesus took him)

997 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10818 22:45

So she can't take a nasty ass fuming stinky black-as-midnight shit turd in my mouth and on my face? What's the point of going on, then?

998 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10819 07:10

Either way, I’ll have multiple orgasms to see the retarded users of Pop!_OS dealing with the new non-themable GNOME…

999 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10820 04:10

"this game doesn't have a lot of porn, so this is proof that horse racing is ran by the yakuza."
can you tell how ridiculous that sounds?

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