[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 7] (630)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:09

You just pissed your dream away!

2 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 23:50

This is what his half-century in the medical field really means:

His generation of doctors gave us obesity, diabetes, cancer, Alzheimers, auto-immune disorders, and heart disease in the form of their high-statin, low-fat, high-carb, mineral starved diet. They demonized healthy food (salt, saturated fat, red meat) and vitamin and herbal therapies which have a proven and ancient track record in maintaining and improving well-being. At the behest of their demon-possessed pharmaceutical overlords, they invented countless psychological conditions to sell drugs to those who, in spite of their best efforts refused to get sick. They turned pregnancy into a disease that only abortion or an expensive hospital stay (preferably with a c-section) can cure. They passed off garbage non-replicable studies that are not worthy of first-year pre-med students as legitimate research, studies that almost always concluded that the only way to be healthy is to consume and inject a never ending series of toxic (but profitable!) substances into the body. They are utterly without remorse to this day, even in the face of overwhelming evidence which demonstrates their complicity in the death of millions.

When this wicked generation of murderers is dead, I will not dance on their graves, but I will rejoice that their reign of death has ended, and they have finally received that perfect justice which they avoided in life, at the hands of Him who judges righteously.

3 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10188 00:38

Those of Joe Biden's public behaviors that align with classic dementia symptoms are escalating. In the past few days, he strongly exhibited two symptoms: A type of belligerence that's a cover-up for confusion and memory loss and a paranoid fear of those in charge of him.
I used to spend a lot of time in the company of doctors. What always fascinated me were the tales they told of dealing with patients with early-stage dementia. The most interesting point they made was that elderly people, so as not to lose face or admit their own fears, are superb at deflecting the questions aimed at assessing their cognitive skills and memory.

4 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10189 17:35

My wife is a longtime nurse. High-risk maternity. She says that, since the vaxx, miscarriages have skyrocketed; “off the charts”, she says.

And her union, apparently, is trying to mandate the jab. If they do, she’s going to walk away. The degree to which this shit has been insinuated into the medical and legal communities here is just staggering.

It’s a world gone mad.

5 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10190 02:59

"The Japanese are so obsessed with sex. Anyway, let's go take little Timmy down to see the poopdick parade."

6 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10190 15:29

every time i watch this video, i feel scared to speak japanese in front of black people. if i unconsciously said nigai, i could be shot dead.

7 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10190 15:37

We're sitting in a dark room typing "nigger" on an unknown website, fuck are you talking about?

8 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10190 20:19

My soldier. RIP Pops. It's a shame you've been fighting for a country that doesn't give a damn about you or your people. They use to hang us from trees, now they shoot us with our hands up.

This guy killed a woman later that year lmao

9 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10191 09:40

MOD TRANSPARENCY nigger69696#6095 has been banned.

10 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10191 13:47

No, they're very real–just dead. However, once I've sufficiently honed my necromancy, these dead loli will soon be alive once more.

11 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10192 06:13

Submissive? Breedable?? Why don’t you “submit” to the Lord and b-read the New Testament

12 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10192 12:34

When I go out, which is never because I bricked up every window and door to keep you disease ridden filthy disgusting people away from me, I wrap my entire body in 11 layers of plastic wrap and 6 layers of aluminum foil. I also have a team to continually spritz me with sanitizer

13 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10193 02:30

Yeah but to be fair the average chinese battle causes like 200,000 casualties on each side (10,000 civilians eaten), while the average European battle kills 8 squires and a pet rodent named "Bucky"

14 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10193 02:44

Joshua is a really hard book to get through because of the listing of cities and villages and locations, but the good thing is even though you are getting bored of reading the word cities over and over again, Joshua is still giving us new cool names we’ve never seen before. The names of everyone are really unique also. So instead of focusing on the cities , focus on each unique name and how different one is from the next. It makes reading it much easier.

15 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10193 08:42

Blacked is extremely lucky they became a meme and thus THE interracial company to norms, because aside from booking the occasional hot act these days it is extremely mediocre, especially compared to the competition. They think their scenes are tasteful but it comes off as 1st year film student shit, filter-tier lighting as well.

16 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10193 13:04

This is why Rugby League is a minority sport and will never be top 3 in England or bigger than the AFL in Australia.

Every top football country in Europe just played in front of packed crowds at Wembley at the Euros, Wimbledon went on with mostly full crowds and the British Grand Prix just had 150,000 people at it yet the princesses in this sport can't be bothered to grow the game internationally.

Australia and NZ have become a nanny states terrified to do anything, DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!

Lol. Idiot.

Good luck with your cancel everything strategy, you'll be still doing this in 2022, 2023, 2024.

Vaccine won't stop mass numbers of cases happening.

17 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 12:34

Who is m♥♥t?

18 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 19:43

You wake up the sound of an Amazon Audiobook ad blaring at twice the volume of a jet engine. Your ears ringing, you pick up your disposable Amazon Echo and smash it on the ground. You'll have to get another one before you come back home. Getting up and rubbing your eyes, you head over to your wardrobe to don your one-time use clothes. You're glad you got such a good deal on your clothes subscription. You head downstairs and go down into the kitchem. You pay 0.000000000225 Bitcoin to ToastCorp to unlock a one-day use of the toaster. You would get the five-day use, as it's a better deal, but you're on a budget right now. You watch as it pops up cocaine-infused toast with Coca-Cola ads burned into it. You then pay 251,255,619,051,585,151 Doge to pour a glass of Basic Plan Tier 1 Sugar Water, a steal. While you eat breakfast, you look at the Disney Weather Channel. More nuclear fallout from the east, Burger King's CEO is using his recreational nukes again. The temperature outside is 150 fahrenheit. You're glad that humans don't contribute to climate change or that would be even higher. As you're about to finish your luxurious breakfast, you start to hear a voice counting down from 60, and machine turrets deploy from your walls. You're spending too long eating breakfast, and Amazon's analytics has determined that you could use some encouragement. Swiftly jumping up from your seat, you grab your self-defence assault rifle and head out the door. After checking for belligerents, you walk to your Ford Armoured Personnel Transport Vehicle 'Explorer'. You pay a measily 0.0000000000000152 etherium to start the engine, then the autopilot takes over. Luckily this vehicle doesn't have a steering wheel, you know that humans are too dumb to transport themselves. You only get into two car crashes on your journey, your car expertly dodges the self-defence turret fire after you damage their private property. You speed down the Proctor & Gamble 20-lane elevated tollways, 125,251 binance is automatically taken from your wallet. It takes you five hours to get from the suburbs to downtown. You can't believe people actually used to live in cities, what peasants. You finally get to the Amazon Grocery Store, and your car drops you off in the two-mile wide mega-capacity parking lot. You remind yourself that the parking lot has to be that big for black fridays, then you give the car a 0.00000001 Dogecoin tip as you get out. As you walk in the door, alarms begin to blare. Machine gun turrets deploy from the walls as you freeze in place. You realise you forgot to smile as you entered. Employees are required to always smile by contract. Then, the worst happens. Your disposable clothes begin to fall apart at the seams. You forgot to check the best-by date, and they are expiring faster than you expected. Fully naked, you try to run away, but the guns fill your body with thousands of bullets. As you die laying down on the pavement, your wallet is extracted of all of its coin by desperate bystanders. Your final dying breath is "At least I don't have to pay taxes", before everything goes black.

19 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 19:59

I don't appreciate the nudity. Ugh!

20 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 20:15

yeah, i don't mind seeing monkeys disciplined for being little shits but i'm not into torture for no reason. guess i'm a bit of a monkey torture snob in that regard lol.

21 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 23:05

She looks like she is putting makeup over a birth defect, but the more I see her the more I like jerking to her. Its weird

22 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 23:17

Nepal also has made progress in LGBT rights and gender equality. It recognises marital rape and supports abortion rights; however, owing to a rise in sex-selective abortion, constraints have been introduced.

23 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10197 07:39

Of all black people to get impregnated by. Why would you choose jamaican?

24 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10197 16:57

Thanks so much. I found you on google. I had my first food saver sealed meal to reheat, so I read your website, and saw that you could in fact boil it. I boiled it for ten minutes or so. When I took the bag out, the bag opened and dumped into the boiling water. Now I have no dinner,.

Thanks so much.

Stephen

25 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 10:49

You know who else passed legislation demanding the ethical treatment of animals & livestock? Hitler.

26 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 18:53

2001
"Welcome to the homepage of the greatest webzone EVAR!! Here will be my fanshrine and e-zine dedicated to all things awesome. Expect reviews, soundtracks, blog posts, and articles written by yours truly (and some of my best friends). Shoutout to my high school for FINALLY getting a web development class! Thanks to the unlimited potential for the internet closing all geographic and physical boundaries, this website is an eternal flame that shall burn FOREVER!"

2008
"Sorry I haven't updated in a while....does anyone even still read this anymore? After graduating I haven't had much time for anything besides my internships and interviews. Looking back on this page.....ugh. All I see is garbage web design. At this point it's more of a liability than a portfolio piece. Anyway it's been a year since I last watched an anime, nothing really catches my eye lately, and my fiancee comes first. Soooooo.....I'm probably going to let my webhost expire. If you're an actual employer, look for me on Facebook now"

27 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 21:00

Rated 5 out of 5
Life Changing
It’s difficult for me to put into words what the Thermapen MK4 means to me and my overall quality of life, that of my family, and that of those that swagger up to the bountiful trough of smoked meats I provide. Comparing this instrument of gloriousness to any cooking or bbq’ing temperature accessory is like comparing the Death Star to a package of Kraft singles that’s passed its expiration date.

Number 1. Why does anyone have Kraft singles? That’s not cheese homie. That’s a guy in a lab coat tinkering with leftover yellow chemicals.
Number 2. This Death Star has no secret hidden design flaws.

I bought a competitive product one time - the most expensive one offered at the time - and you had to hold the sides of it for an “instant” reading. The only problem was their definition of instant was about the length of the movie Rambo First Blood, which I have on loop at my home because I’m an American. Also, I have a unique issue in that I have human hands made of skin and that proved problematic in holding the device over a blazing inferno of lump charcoal for any period of time past 4 seconds into Rambo.

When I first saw this product I thought hey… $100 is a lot of money. I could buy hatchet and a betta fish, or a subscription to the meat of the month club (which prolly exists). To say I was naïve is to say Trump doesn’t tweet enough.

The Thornelious Pentacular 5000, as I like to call it, is as advertised. This thing knows when it’s dark outside. A freaking light comes on so you can see it. How can it do that? Why is it so courteous? How many tiny Harry Potter sorcerers live inside this magical wand?

Sometimes, I forget it’s on - because I talk to people sometimes - and I come back and this thing has turned itself off. What kind of a backroom gangsta deal did this thing make with the battery companies to allow that? Did he trade them a bottle of Pappy for it? Two bottles of Pappy? No, prolly just one, because two would be like 50 grand.

I don’t understand Thornelious’s ways, but I sure do appreciate the results. You want rare, you want medium, you want medium rare - done deal, Thornelious is on it in 2 seconds (if he’s hungover). You want well done? Get outta here, leave now.

Sometimes, I take it to restaurants, partly because I don’t want him to feel left out, but also I like to leave it on the table, just to let the establishment know that I’m there, and I like to party. You think the guys in back don’t know Thornelious is out there? Oh they know… trust me… they know. They know they better not be bringing no 150 degree internal temp out to this hombre. Thornelious will Dikembe that steak into the cheap seats and wave his probe in defiance.

I open. I close. I probe. I make it rain with grilling perfection, thanks to the Thornelious Pentacular 5000, formerly known as the Thermapen MK4. If you don’t buy one, I look forward to your term paper on the benefits of communism and eliminating puppies.

28 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 22:09

I love how they are like "yea he fucked his mom but your calling her a him despite him doing it for women and therefore everything about him is wrong"

29 Name: vc: posh : 1993-09-10198 22:09

Guys, he raped his mom, but we really shouldn't be a bunch of neo-nazi chuds who are misgendering him.

Just post whatever you find of people complaining about the misgendered moreso than him raping his mom

30 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 22:15

I would have been ok with this retardery if Chris's violations stopped at fingerbanging. But "SHE" put "HER" dick in "HER" mother.
If you have to say 'yeah the rapist is bad is bad, but', you're a scumbag. There should be no but.

These people are so concerned about misgendering Chris, but where's their concern about the sickly old woman who was being horribly abused by her own child? They're so self absorbed and narcissistic, they can't empathise with any situation which isn't directly related to themselves because, as far as they are concerned, their own feelings are the most important thing in the world. Figures that selfish delusional trannies would throw a shit fit over a rapist getting 'midgendered'.

tfw all trannies are chris chan

31 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 22:57

>>27 i can smell the IPA-drenched soybeard of the balding skinnyfat tech startup dork who wrote this, im fucking seething, i want to break all their fingers with a brick so that i never have to read anything like this again

32 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10199 01:36

>>31
i had the same reaction but not sure how u got a soy / tech bro read from it; reads like some inbred arkansas wolf shirt enthusiast to me

33 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10199 02:10

>>32
The Star Wars reference + look at it sarcastically.

34 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10199 03:08

Male-male copulation has been observed in captive penguins and homosexual behaviour has been observed among bats, in particular, the fruit bat.

35 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10199 04:05

36 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10199 12:44

Remember, they're of ALL time. All of it. Not some of it. All the time. There is no time left. You must hurry.

37 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10200 09:09

Dirty... filthy... NASTY... too dirty to clean my act up - but as it says in the Bible, "if you ain't dirty, you ain't here to party" (Romans 13:11-14)

38 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10200 21:56

i forgive you for what you perceive as something you should be forgiven for, former child. but i still sentence you to try lsd or psilocybin mushrooms within the next few years. or just listen to a a few recordings of alan watts and/or terence mckenna. although i do suggest you do lsd/shrooms first and while on that do the second thing.
this comment is 30% joke 30% me being drunk and 40% a real suggestion

39 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10201 07:24

big soft cowtits of grainoid waifu vs plump handfuls of pastoral nomadic huntress

40 Name: vc: exese : 1993-09-10201 15:36

Esta en tutubo subtitulada y en latino

41 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10202 01:52

The reporter is firing a .223... I can put the stock on the groin in direct contact with my testicles and the recoil will not affect them at all because there is none.

Now if he said that about shooting a 12ga shotgun with a wooden stock. Maybe, but still. No. He's exaggerating

42 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10202 03:05

Guess I'll have to restart, I don't want to save the galaxy I want to bang Garrus.

43 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10203 13:43

WAIT do people not know that "tastes like prion disease" aint from 1993? its from a tumblr blog that used to make fake ascii art 2ch posts. its from like 2015 or something.

44 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10203 20:43

There was brief concern at my office about a car in the parking lot with a hand-drawn swastika on it, until some Indian coworkers explained

45 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10205 09:27

ななひらさん好き過ぎて爆発しそう

46 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10205 09:45

These hentai get more absurd every year. What situation would a gyaru get into where she could have unsupervised access to a tapir

47 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10205 20:58

Common sense prevails = more dependence on the government and large multinational corporations

48 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10206 19:26

>pillage and rape across europe
>favorite concubine succumbs to plague
>cherish her dress and bracelet until death because they remind you of how she used to caress your neck and whisper into your ear

researchers: "this cairn was the resting place of a sissy fairy fruit who..."

49 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10207 10:34

I was more afraid of the lining being ripped from my intestines and shot out my ass part. That alone would be enough to keep me indoors.

50 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10207 22:09

believing that the earth is flat & space is fake is objectively less insane tan believing that donald trump, barack obama, or bill gates care about you

51 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10208 19:25

It actually is a legitimately fun game too with a group of friends too. The only drawback is that my older daughter says sussy baka unironically sometimes now.

52 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10208 22:46

SUMMARY/DESCRIPTION
Boy is turned into a girl by his perverted mad scientist sister and then she shows him the joys of womanhood (rape).

53 Name: vc: jazz : 1993-09-10208 23:05

Falun Gong's founder, Li Hongzhi, has stated that he believes space aliens walk the Earth, and that modern science and race-mixing are part of their ploy to overtake humanity, and he has reportedly said that he can walk through walls and make himself invisible. Li says that he is a being who has come to help humankind from the destruction it could face as the result of rampant evil. When asked if he was a human being, Li replied "You can think of me as a human being."

54 Name: vc: deepe : 1993-09-10209 00:52

is ur name ~"big mommy milkers" in toki pona bc if so, based

55 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10209 01:00

>>53 i believe him

56 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10210 21:23

God may be real and chose to make His moves both irl and on the net, sending "messengers" to nests of vice like 4channel, etc. Who knows, someone like moot or Hiroyuki could convert and be a new Paul.

57 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10210 22:25

>>56 I think of Lil B this way

58 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10211 09:50

I'd spend all day informing on others, telling the secret police who didn't do enough, who was slacking, reporting people for the most trivial breaks of the central planning committee's orders

all on my Huawei Mate 40 Pro Zedong Edition that costs more than your entire life

59 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10211 16:39

"having no bridge" is antipode to "having bridge", so "destroy bridge" is antipode to "destroy no bridge".
So
Destroying no bridge is the solution of the problem of having no bridges.
If you have no bridge, destroy no bridge and you will not have no bridge ;)

60 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10211 22:54

Between 2001 and 2019, we spent over $800 billion on military training and weapons. Imagine if every Afghan citizen under the age of 30 had spent the last 20 years in US government built internet cafes, with all traffic of course heavily monitored by the US military for extremism.

Permanent stability in the region should have been a culture war, not an actual war. We had 20 years to get the Afghan children addicted to internet gaming, Netflix, and McDonalds. Instead we chose to spent that time shooting their parents and bombing their homes into rubble. No wonder the country folded the moment we left. We learned nothing from the cold war.

61 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10212 09:39

To be fair, there's big money there - if you go to any website and click "more options" on the "Accept cookies" popup, right there is a list of a few hundred advertising companies who definitely are interested in what us peasants are doing. I agree it's silly that people are worried about vaccines secretly implanting microchips, but when people say "yeah right why do you think you're worth microchipping" I'm like hmmm...

62 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10213 00:28

[guy standing in front of a crumbling bridge]: you know i studied bridge building. not sure why im getting so much amateur outside input rn.

63 Name: what does it mean when I ask God to strike me and nothing happens? : 1993-09-10213 08:16

It means you suck at praying.

It really doesn’t mean anything else. However, it might also mean that you’re a narcissistic coward who likes to show off how ‘brave’ you are by confronting dangers you don’t believe to exist. But it could also just mean that you’re really, really stupid. Or both of those.

Still, at least this particular nonsense is less harmful to the general peace than if you went around toppling gravestones and daring the deceased to hunt you down and rip out your liver or whatever.

64 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10213 16:37

悲しいかな日本人にはロリコンがめっちゃ居る。
日本の血を受け継いでる彼もロリコン。

65 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10214 03:00

You can see a vagina once in a cutscene, and if you are lucky enough you may find a female NPC who don't wear underwear. But you won't see a single penis except your own (and only in inventory menu)

66 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10214 05:44

Here at Mashed, we're willing to take a controversial stand every now and then, and this is one issue that we won't be silent about.
You might not be a kid any longer, but you can't deny that Juicy Fruit is one of the tastiest gums on the market.

67 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10215 12:30

Waking up from a 30 year coma:
I can't wait to taste my Turkish pies made from Posavina's golden wheat!

68 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10218 17:28

i'd do anything to have cat girls exist not only loli cat girls my world would be filled with all cat girls and i would cherish this world ... but sadly i cannot create a world of my own for i am a mere human mortal and no such talent such as the creation of worlds lies in my blood

69 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10220 15:35

Kim Jong Un is brave as our Taliban but unfortunately he is not a Muslim.

70 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10224 00:01

What is this, a webm for gay ants?

71 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10224 01:29

the custodian of the civil religion is the subdimensional psycho-gestalt produced by kultural homogenization of the loathsome AWFL, an electrified social fence that zaps your hand for impertinent questions like "do we really need 470000 more afghans?" and "6 dollar coffee? really?"

72 Name: vc: pure : 1993-09-10225 09:08

This might just be me confusing fantasy with what I would actually enjoy IRL, but what if people had the option to pay for a colonoscopy as part of a sexual experience? Sexual arousal is great at reducing pain. Extreme examples like 1man1jar are a perfect example of this. So instead of administering propofol, which doesn't reduce pain but rather stop your capacity to remember it (which may lead to long-term memory problems), why not train professional, legal and free-choice prostitutes (male, female, etc) to conduct these procedures in some sort of dungeon-like room? I know this is taboo and completely against what most doctors want to associate themselves with and the ethics of prostitution can be very complicated. But I honestly believe that, if it is all consensual and ethical, then we could get many more people to get colonoscopies and reduce the risks involved. We could even have a choice of colonoscopes: clinical, tentacle, electric eel, etc.

PSA: If you're over 45, maybe you should consider getting your ass checked out for colon cancer. If you have a family member diagnosed with colon cancer then don't delay, get a colonoscopy today!

73 Name: music of my groin : 1993-09-10226 17:39

The language of your foreskin??!

74 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10227 02:04

that's not makeup, that's pikachu

75 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10227 05:19

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in.....

76 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10227 13:02

I rise! I rise! As I become more erect in East Asia, I rise! You do not understand the POWER of the Small Dong. . . But you will. Expect us.

77 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10228 04:27

Geography is basically the study of the Earth and the many patterns and distributions of natural/cultural phenomena that we find on her surface (geologists like underground stuff), like mountain chains or forests or big cities or deserts or marsupials (those weirdo animals with pouches) or Chipotle franchises . . . and I could go on, but, don't worry, I won't. Not yet! And there are all kinds of geography courses, because there are all kinds of professional geographers . . . GIS folks, plant geographers, historical/cultural geographers (that's me), economic geographers, urban geographers, bio-geographers (they study plants and animals . . . or flora and fauna, if you want to get all fancy) and physical geographers (you know, they study earth quakes and volcanoes and mountains, and rivers . . . that kind of business). This particular course is a world regional geography course. Sort of think of it as dividing the world up into neighborhoods and then learning about all the cool people who live there, how they make a living, what languages they speak and what religions they practice, and what their home environments look like. I think you'll like it. I know I do.

78 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10228 07:27

If nothing else, it'd be an interesting conversation piece at the pearly gates.

St. Peter: "So Tim, what did you do in life?"

Silly person: "I owned the libs."

St. Peter: "Oh really? How?"

Silly person: "........................."

79 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10228 07:31

Bruh she's talking about her families lack of "generational wealth" whilst wearing at least a pound of gold

80 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10228 19:17

精神的NTR

これはNTRでは無い

81 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10229 01:05

It will never not be funny to me that Aeneas is running back to save his wife, child and father and then just sees Helen and goes, "You know what. Fuck it. Imma kill her instead"

82 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10230 13:40

I’m perfectly happy being non-binary using male bathrooms looking as male as possible but I’ll always have male genitalia but I’ll play both male and female female roles for myself but maybe I’ll growl my voice more when doing male things and whisper more when doing frmale things or maybe just random on purpose and I’m perfectly happy being pansexual but I’ll probably always be happiest with women or alone with myself and masturbation is still cheating on myself because I’m both male and female so I’ll be a ternary pronoun instead of non-binary male, ternary, non-binary and polygamy is only illegal if you’ve never agreed to a divorce except once given marriage documents and divorced if my ex-wife think I’ll ever have sex with her again she shouldn’t have gotten a divorce without my consent over medical issues.

83 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10232 00:11

I called it pee because it is mostly water (apparently scientists have examined it) - but has some urea in it. When we have sexual congress, it is a fact that the bladder fills with water - we always need a pee after sex don't we ?

84 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10233 16:57

WoW is like an old friend from when you were like 12 and lived in a tiny country town for half a year and had to move away that you look up on facebook 10 years later to find out he is a furry with a scat fetish

85 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10233 22:53

Edit: Look, I prefer boofing. I’ve done my research and have decided it’s the most effective way to take most of my substances of choice. If you’re uncomfortable with that, you don’t have to interact.

However, there are other people in this world who are boofing their drugs. And some of these people might be working with caustic chemicals. So instead of diluting this thread with “StOp sTiCkInG tHiNgS iN yOuR aSs!” let’s just focus on the question I actually asked.

86 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10233 22:57

I work in the US embassy in Brazil and secret agents beamed a picture of Carmen Electra into my mind’s eye. I instantly busted and my terminal was left defenceless. Over $7 billion dollars worth of confidential information was taken. DM me for more info.

87 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10234 02:21

He is the Game Dude, he is so rude
he flees the country when he court date is due

88 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10234 20:13

I actually kind of respect him for getting the woke gender joke out of the way early so he could have the robot contemplate how there is no god, only nothingness

89 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10235 11:52

な な ひ ら の 黒 歴 史

90 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10235 20:09

He is very much a responsible member of his society, even when he's out in the forest playing in the mud.

91 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10237 15:50

It's the weirdest thing. Any time a Japanese girl takes a selfie, the phone automatically morphs the image in to a picture of food. Eventually you become like those dudes in The Matrix. Pancakes is a fashionista, burger is a sporty girl etc

92 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10237 15:55

>people with siblings are not into incest

fuck you, I have a sister, I love and want to fuck her. Everyday is pain because I'm reminded it will never happen

93 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10238 20:44

as goofy as this is today, i think a lot of people kinda forget what it's like to be a kid and how absolutely reasonable and rational drawing something like this is for a child. a few of y'all need to chill out.

if i was going to go further i would say that the insertion of amongus characters into the twin towers acts (as do many favorite characters that kids draw) as a sort of self-insertion, allowing the children to vicariously experience the moment and feel empathy for the individuals within the picture

94 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10239 17:14

I don't know how we got onto it but I found out my wife had never seen Boyz in the Hood and I showed her that, which she liked. She thought Laurence Fishburne was great in that.

And then I showed her Cowboy Curtis because , and it broke her brain.

95 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10239 22:56

The epistemic race to the bottom is certainly on, I didn’t understand I had an obligation to join

96 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10240 12:27

It doesn't get better. There are the seeds of some interesting philosophical ideas, but they're overwhelmed by the gratuitous violence and gore. The chapters about the development of the prime intellect are torture free, but I didn't like those either because the books version of the singularity was too hand-wavey magic for me. Personally I wished that I had stopped after the zombie sex scene.

97 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10240 13:10

child rape and genocide are not “ok”

98 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10241 00:01

Goliath spent most of his childhood alone. He was a shy gentle soul, but was always far too big for his age. The other children feared his size and tried to cut him down first. His clumsy movements annoyed adults too as he generally caused more work than he accomplished. However his mother never stopped supporting and encouraging him, "Goliath, one day your strength will be your greatest asset. You can be the greatest warrior in our land. Never stop training and never stop believing, I know I won't."

With this encouragement, he pressed on. Every day after his studies the afternoons quickly transitioned to night filled with training dummy, sword, shield, and spear.

Flash forward 10 years and he was the most skilled warrior in the land, just as war had come to his peoples doorstep. The Israelites have been warring with the people of Canaan for years now and on the eve of yet another battle, Goliath comes forward to try and save many lives.

He challenges the enemy army to single combat, for there is no reason for so many to lose their lives. Days pass and Goliath begins to lose hope and the heavy emotional weight of an inevitable battle sets in. Finally, a challenger accepts. When he arrives Goliath sees an unarmored shepherd. Confused, Goliath removes his helmet, and with his booming voice begins to announce that he will not kill a defenseless boy. As he begins speaking a rock smashes into his skull and his vision goes dark.

The end.

99 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10242 15:52

This is a nice place full of nice people, and if you shit it up by being a cunt, nice people will leave, shittiness will prevail, and it will become a shitty place full of cunts instead.
So, you have two options. Be a nice person in a nice place, or be a shitty person and turn a nice place into a shitty place, and subsequently be a shitty person in a shitty place, rather than a nice person in a nice place. In other words, >>41 should just stil with today's special.

100 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10243 18:25

Jocks and nerds are natural allies. They both defend hierarchies of objective merit against mediocrities whose claim to social status rests on meaningless signaling games. Teen movies are propaganda meant to instill false class consciousness and keep people from recognizing this.

101 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10244 15:11

I would rather grate my nipple and shoot myself between the eyes babe x

102 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10245 00:55

the real tragedy of 9/11 was that awesome structure that took thousands of hours of planning and years of construction to create

103 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10245 10:14

I'm ok with the theft, it's the bitcoin mining I have a problem with.

104 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10248 20:09

To Anthony Bourdain, the members of CAN, the members of Black Midi, Inio Asano, Ooshima Ryosuke, Nietzsche, Jun Togawa, Van Gogh, Shinji Sato, Yamantaka Eye, This Heat, Kate Bush, Blixa Bargeld, Kraftwerk, Y.M.O, Nakata, Brian Wilson, Lennon & McCartney, Aster & Sylvia, mental illness, insecurity, poverty, artificial intelligence

105 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10249 16:39

Mass Effect is a game series where the cowardly civilians say “if only someone completely amoral could do the correct genocides” and then the brave, strong troops say, “I will do the correct genocides.”

106 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10249 18:05

My little pony was a show who's main target was little girls, it's a show about just like the titles says ponies. Seems harmless right that is until men decided to show in interest in resulting in bronies. These men manage to pervert the series the series making sexual violent degenerate fanfics and art of the characters. I even heard stories that when parents tried to take their daughters to my little pony conventions only to see nasty neck beard in a pony costume trying to show his gross fan art to them. Imagine being a little girl looking up you're favorite cartoon only to find some sick porn of them. To make it even worse the writers and company apparently cater to these sickos by changing the designs of the toys to fit their needs. Why do men have to pervert everything they see. I get creep vibes when I see a non gay man in a fan base primarily of young girls because gay men that usually are into girl shows like it for the style fashion and the pretty art unlike straight dudes who are usually into it for fap material

107 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10249 19:58

All the world's a gacha, and all the men and women merely 3-stars.

108 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10249 21:53

> using rare prisms because the quest drops dust

109 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10252 17:36

Scientists are using nanbots to guide lazy shit sperm into valuable eggs

110 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10253 22:19

5 m ·
I go to fight a cumt. Bit il do u apl a favour and leVe you all in peace. UTLR

111 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10255 18:53

Magic: The Gathering is a popular and famously complicated trading card game about magical combat. In this paper we show that optimal play in real-world Magic is at least as hard as the Halting Problem, solving a problem that has been open for a decade. To do this, we present a methodology for embedding an arbitrary Turing machine into a game of Magic such that the first player is guaranteed to win the game if and only if the Turing machine halts. Our result applies to how real Magic is played, can be achieved using standard-size tournament-legal decks, and does not rely on stochasticity or hidden information. Our result is also highly unusual in that all moves of both players are forced in the construction. This shows that even recognising who will win a game in which neither player has a non-trivial decision to make for the rest of the game is undecidable. We conclude with a discussion of the implications for a unified computational theory of games and remarks about the playability of such a board in a tournament setting.

112 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10255 22:53

Some things to consider here: 1. Trump had to go to a staffer and inform them that he was bleeding out of his butthole. 2. Upon getting him to the hospital some doc had to see Trump’s dumpy naked ass. 3. Same doc has to come to terms with his role in history as the doctor who probed the president’s disgusting butthole.

113 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10256 20:55

The SARS-COV 2 "vaccine" is the first product in history whose failure is blamed on people who don't use it.

114 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10257 09:42

I am beginning to get suspicious that Mark Rippetoe is QAnon.

115 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10258 00:18

Why DarkMilk is bad, an essay.
Dark Choco Cookie x Milk Cookie, better known as DarkMilk, is an incredibly popular ship between Milk Cookie and Dark Choco Cookie in the Cookie Run fandom, fueled by the story posted by the Devsisters Official Twitter and the in-game guild story.
However, I am here to explain why DarkMilk is an unhealthy and problematic ship, not to fuel the ship's flames. This was not created to start arguments, or call DarkMilk shippers gross and nasty, but simply my opinion on the ship.

116 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10258 05:51

ok we know darkmilk is bad but the new darkmilk aka milpsi milk and pepsi is actually totally based and redpilled NOT cringe it give the milk a nice bubble and fizz while maintaining the protein content and vitamin d for strong bones

117 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10259 09:00

as a person who've commited genocide I can agree👍

118 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10259 15:28

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el8JJSJVepE&lc=UgzU5l8tE4Z88hX4_kZ4AaABAg.8mWOO5p68gg8wSMvNXjO0c

The one orchestrating this (Cranberry) is a much much older woman. Sister Nana, Top Speed, Weiss Winterprison, Ruler, and Calamity Mary were all adults. But you are right, a lot of the violence is perpetuated by children as the death game was engineered to turn a lot of these kids into killers. And Cranberry had been doing these kind of brutal death matches for years, usually with no survivors. But the ones that do make it are, understandably, fucked up. In the books, there's a reason why those that somehow managed to survive these 'tests' were often branded with the moniker "Children of Cranberry", and most other Magical Girls don't want anything to do with them out of fear. That's understandable, because of most of them weren't as fortunate as Snow White. Many had to kill to survive and would again if cornered. They're all child soldiers, with cynical outlooks, thousand-yard stares, broken home lives, barely-restrained emotions, and violent tendencies.

But even Snow White doesn't escape this without severe psychological trauma that wears on her personality. She has acute survivor's guilt, feeling personally responsible for all the deaths that happened here, especially those of Alice and La Pucelle, who she considered having died because she was too weak to fight for herself. So she trains to defeat other Magical Girls, then spends most of her nights taking down rouges (many of whom were other Children of Cranberry) in back alleys, fighting until her skin is torn, knuckles are busted open, bones broken, and uniform stained with blood. And even though she maintains a strict no-killing rule, it's very obvious the years (yes she does this for years after the events of arc 1 which this anime takes place in) of violence have taken their toll on her personality. She still hates fighting underneath it all, wants Magical Girls to actually behave the way they should, and is a good person, but she is also colder, angrier, and more stand-offish. This series doesn't shy away from the implications of what happens when you expose and force young children to partake in murder and suffering.

119 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 00:21

The devil went DOWN to georgia.

This implies that either:
The devil is a Northerner
Georgia is lower than hell

120 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 05:04

Thankfully most 40K fans and content contributors are wise to the act these days and have been taking measures to call out the shit heels trying to use the hobby as a recruiting ground.

Hell even in the last couple of years I have seen mini-painters start calling out companies like Scale 75 or AK Interactive for their fucked up products.

Scale 75 had a bunch of Nazi busts that you could purchase and paint including an Orc version of Hitler and a fem-nazi doctor with a big old syringe and scalpel.

AK interactive for whatever fucking reason thought that it was a good idea to release at best a pretentious as fuck book celebrating the art of genocide through a book showcasing dioramas built around the holocaust and Rwanda.

121 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 21:00

>>120
Honestly, the orc hitler sounds so absurd that it's funny

122 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 21:41

Journos: JESUS WAS NOT WHITE! Accuracy matters with something as important as religion
Also Journos: Eve and Mary could be considered trans and we are not just saying this because we know it pisses off religious folks

123 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 23:28

Wait. So, it’s all Elvis’s fault?!

124 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10262 02:35

"anime was a mistake"

125 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10262 13:26

To all the loyal supporters who have attended like myself over the last 35 years week in week out, I’m sorry to say but I’m bowing out and wish you all the best with this and up and coming seasons.
Reason being the dreadful experience I had forced upon me at home against Southampton.
let me explain if you will, over the many years in the Kippax and South stand, I upgraded to corporate in the 1894 suite. Now those who attend that suite will know it is what I would call at the bottom of the barrel corporate wise, looking more like a truckers diner. However it does have the best seats opposite the owners which make up for the shabby surrounds and awful food on offer.
So back to the match which was if you remember on what was the warmest day we’ve had in years, me and my business partner got dropped off as we were making a day of it and intended to drink a lot more etc. Everyone was happy and excited as we past security and entered the main entrance, that was until I saw this guy run like the clappers from the back wall to confront me. “Your not coming in here dressed like that” looking confused I asked whoever not ? “Shorts - no Shorts”. No don’t get me wrong I had no idea you couldn’t wear shorts as this was probably the first time ever I had wore any. These were cotton dress shorts not football or the cloth type, together with a shirt and loafers shoes.
I explained I hadn’t any idea and would never wear them again, but this guy a proper jobsworth was having none of it, I asked what were my option on which he replied get some tracksuit bottoms from Asda. I mean Asda tracky bottoms really .
As we were meeting up with people for a meal and wasnt getting anywhere with this guy, I set off to the supporters store to buy some from there if they had any to fit me. Being 5ft 5” my legs are not the longest and nothing ever fits me lol. I did however find a pair on the rack rather expensive by hey ho needs must. Off I walked to the changing rooms to try them on. Only to be told there are no changing rooms open today. What am I to do I asked, you’ll have to change outside was the reply.
much to the amusement of the 1000’s of fans outside City square I was down to my undies and put the Tracky bottoms on with my loafer, no those who can remember Max Wall will understand how I looked, and the looks and laughter from the aether fans never stopped. I felt like digging a hole and jumping in it.

We finally got into the suite although to late to get our meal, but just time for a pint. I spent 10 minutes explaining why I looked like I did, and everyone agreed Tracky bottoms look far worse than shorts. We made our way to the seats and got ready for the game, I looked around to see at least half a dozen fans with shorts on which made me fume as you can understand. I did manage to take a sneaky photo of one in Adidas shorts with stripes on the side, I could hardly walk round taking photos here and there without getting into trouble.

HT came and into the suite I went to confront our corporate manager who was nowhere to be seen, I found out later she was off on the day.

At full time I pointed out others in shorts walking out to the staff on the door, they apologised and said they must have got through on the quiet etc.

126 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10262 13:27

>>125
They said a memo should have been sent out on the day but someone forgot to send it.
Now it’s not the money I had to part with or the meal I missed, it’s just down to the embarrassing position I was put in by to me is a crazy rule. I’m 60 in a couple of months and can do without being made to look like a stupid clown for anyone.

Dress shorts are smart dress and worn by both men and women and should be allowed on such days, footy shorts and tracksuit bottoms are a no.
I see the state of some of the players guests heading towards their private boxes and they look a state. The update rule says no shorts or tracksuits which I presume excludes track suit bottoms. You couldn’t make it up honest. So it’s one rule for them and one rule for us, and on that note I will not put another penny in the clubs coffers, not that they need it. I will be giving my seat to friends to attend as the last thing we need is more empty seats. My complaint has been sent in to my corporate assistant, who’s hands are tied. Not that I blame her one bit, at the end of the day if half a dozen fans turned up in shorts and were told not to do it again would it really matter.

Take care all you City fans, love City and always will although from a distance from now on.

127 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10262 18:00

do you really expect.....me to read.....all this **** by:you.jpg

128 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 00:16

Through experimenting I've finally solved my biggest problems with my mickeys dick smasher map

Problem 1: if I make a platform for the players to get smashed the carts can get stuck

Problem 2: both karts dont always respawning at the same time, leading to misses

Solution 1: I made an air platform where you float but it doesnt affect the karts at all, a dick smashing zone if you will

Solution 2: I made an extra platform that goes overhead and holds the two karts in place for that brief second where the other kart hasnt spawned

Heres the map ID for now, I'll update it when there is disney music

129 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 02:18

Not a strip club. He was just at a bar with some friends and ended up flirting with some college girl. Just a nice picture of her grinding on him hit twitter. 

Social Media sucks.

There was also a video of him putting his fingers up her butt.

I wish I was kidding. Dudes a joke. Lol.

130 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 08:16

Vertical integration, it's cheaper to make the cringe in house than have to go to other websites to source it.

131 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 16:04

who needs cringe when you can be based though

132 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 18:44

never have i ever seen a more redpilled post

133 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 00:00

the most unrealistic part of superman is the idea that a journalist would be a good person

134 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 01:47

i know theres a secret the comic industry does not want kids to know is that superman smokes kryptonight before bed. they kinda just sweep it under the rug because its very toxic for his health

135 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 05:41

love making $100k annually to look over indian code and chat up the girls in the copy room and driving home to my sydney penthouse suite in my porsche flipping one of my seven japanese wives and then loading up saovq to spam some pokemon smut

136 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 11:07

I must congratulate Gregg's on their pasties markings, I never really noticed before but it stops you buying the wrong one. I was wondering if the same thing could be applied to minge? We all have our own peccadilloes and by a simple vag badge could save time and bother, a lattice could construe a hirsute lady a sausage roll a Brazilian as for the fish tail I'll leave to your imagination.

137 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 16:14

minge hinge hirsute! lattice. pick a dilly!

138 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 16:37

guys this is the Dairy QueeN board, right

139 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 20:32

It's mainly because Boomers destroyed the world around millenials so we hold on for dear life the few fleeting moments of happiness we were allowed to have before becoming adults in this ***** wasteland of a planet.

140 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 20:52

its mainly bebuzz millenials are so based

141 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 23:02

Once upon a time there was a girl named annie she was worried about becoming good at everything including getting a four point o goa to prove her worth. her friend said to her "dont be such Annie Gur you are already the best you can be. "

142 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10264 23:26

Okay but does it work, and is there also a rectal version

143 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 04:03

Build your own nuclear reactor and live off the grid.

Threaten the government with a Chernobyl, if they try to shut it down.

144 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 06:59

I wasn't a big Andrew Yang fan but it would've been fun to watch him pardon a dog instead of a turkey on thanksgiving if he got elected

145 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 07:21

Hi fellow Genshin Impact follower, this account used to be GenshinImpactOOC & is use for crypto now. From now on, I will post about crypto but it is still NFA and you still need to DYOR. the account is not hacked, you can unfollow me if you disagree but please stay if you wanted

146 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 10:24

yikes :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing: thanks for the heads up. unfollowing now... did not know he baffled investigators for decades after a legendary series of grisly murders

147 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 10:25

Blowing past Sisyphus while rolling two enormous boulders up the hill instead of one and flipping him off

148 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 19:37

TIL Capslock is an anagram of cock slap.

149 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 04:08

say tuna sub backwards out loud

150 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 10:25

>>149 ...bus anooch?

151 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 16:12

uhh bub there is no c or h in tuna

152 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 17:55

>>151 There is when I say it out loud... you can tune a sub's engine to make it go faster

153 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 20:15

now say this out loud "im sofa king we tot did"

154 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 07:28

There's only one thing Redditors love more than abortion: Team Fortress 2

155 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 07:38

theres only one anime website redditors love more than rebbit. thats 4chunions

156 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 10:38

>>153 I get what you're saying but it's a freaky accent

157 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 16:08

>>156 thats it. im removing you from myspace top ten frenz

158 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 22:59

>>157 you do not use myspace in the year nineteen ninety three youre ahead of your time

159 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10268 08:57

>>158 This isn't time warp roleplay, time still passes and events still happen

160 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10268 19:28

David Lynchings were when southern whites would terrorize the local black population w/ meandering and confusing plotlines

161 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10269 16:49

I took an extra shot of Hepatitis B simply because I lost one of my cards and the nurse simply said "well one extra won't hurt. I think."

Brazilians always had a "vaccination passport", those Hep-B shots were part of a campaign in schools, you're coming from recess and some very sus looking mofo with an icebox and a bandolier of syringes is sitting at the teacher desk.

https://i.imgur.com/H83UsFI.png
Being the guardian of a minor older than five and missing a green square stamp will get you a six-star wanted level

If you didn't had your passport (nobody had because it was unannounced), you received a business-sized stamp card which you could staple to it, and you only were free if you could produce a passport or cards with three or more stamps.

This flu thing at least has the benefit of them finally figuring a way of producing a digital version of that, and even people receiving just regular paper receipts will be on some database to ensure they won't get "overshot".

162 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10271 13:17

>>159
totally gorfular

163 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10271 14:51

every day i wake up and paint on another layer of clown makeup for continuing to play genshin impact

164 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10272 21:47

I learned the pronunciation of anal for the first time.
It's a very beautiful.

165 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10272 23:59

>>164 I remember one time a dude asked me if I wanted to have anal sex, but I misheard him and he actually said "nasal sex" and shoved his dick up my nostril. He came but I didn't

166 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10273 15:15

Non of us is going to heaven :)))

167 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10273 19:32

editing my bio to "all characters below 13" and posting milfs

168 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10273 20:15

Debate Argument: Should Furries Be Genocided?

169 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10274 08:18

I love that "character with ridiculously enlarged and veiny forehead" is such a recognizable format by now that this image, which would be utterly inscrutable to a normal human being, instantly tracks as being a picture of a man having sex with his own brain

170 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10274 09:00

Holly-SeaCreatureLover: Starfish can grip on tight an suck. Moon jellys same as starfish they just cant latch on. Sea cucumbers can swim but they can craw inside places. Crabs can pinch . Eels can swim and go inside tigh places and make everything slimy. Octopuses / squids can craw into any hole and they can latch on and suck and they can squeeze and restrain arms / legs

171 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10274 17:47

I love that when they travel back in time, everyone suddenly has Cockney accents....which were born of the heavy influx of Irish immigrants to London during the potato blight in the 1800s.

This is so far down the list of oddities with this game--I am aware. But it was arcane enough knowledge that I figured I would share. This is why I refer to myself as a font of useless but vaguely interesting lore. 🙃

172 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10274 21:37

I have been thinking about cloacas a lot.

173 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10274 23:13

I also wants girlfriend

174 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10277 05:45

Come on guys start interacting with my post I need that dopamine boost by you responding and liking my post. I don’t have all day

175 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10277 20:42

blanket ban on tubers
this teen garbage is killing the board

176 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10279 01:23

How does one person "drive out" a crowd without, you know, actually hitting someone. I'd take it as a badge of honor. Can you imagine being the guy in heaven who gets to say "Oh man, Jesus beat THE SHIT out of me".

177 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10279 18:37

the womens low cut jeans fad was a conspiracy to use less fabric and charge more plus it demeaned women having to walk around with their butt crack hanging out.
I used to carry some pennies around and drop one in there every once in while.

178 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10280 11:15

ive got horoscope girl and hyperborean anti modernity guys on my ass now this is hell

179 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10280 21:19

the word nig is killing tf2

180 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10280 21:39

The funniest part of this thread is how you guys are interpreting each other's arguments in a different way than intended and then say that argument is wrong.
Posted 6 years ago

181 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10282 09:05

god i love these replies. there are actual people in this world who think "😂" constitutes a legitimate rebuttal. i should've tried that back in my college philosophy courses, would've saved a lot of time wasted actually thinking about the ideas i had read

182 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10282 15:49

Discrimination against HIV-positive individuals is an ongoing issue in China. Various provinces have historically adopted different measures related to people with HIV, most of which restrict their equal access to the public sphere. In some provinces in municipalities in the early 2000s, people with HIV were prohibited from holding certain jobs, HIV mothers could be required to undergo an abortion, and an HIV-positive couple could be legally barred from marriage on medical grounds.
The 2006 Regulation on the Prevention and Treatment of HIV/AIDS formally barred legal discrimination against anyone based on the HIV status. While lauding the Regulation as a major step forward, the United Nations Economic and Social Commission for Asia and the Pacific in 2015 reported that local governments often functionally ignored its provisions A 2016 study in Guangzhou found that large numbers of healthcare providers also discriminated against HIV-positive patients, with over one-third refusing to treat such patients altogether.

183 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10283 13:17

My question has always been " fireworks cause so much trauma, it is honestly, selfish, inconsiderate & cruel."

184 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10283 20:31

As for the Fish Speaker army. Given how fond of “chemically fortified inspiration” Frank Herbert had become, he may well have thought he was having deep, spiritual conversations with his wife’s vagina.

185 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10284 05:36

The probably won't get to it in the movies but the books eventually involve BDSM nuns. Also you get literal Jews in space.

186 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10284 06:09

You can't use spoilers here, huh.

187 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10285 00:41

GEORGE WALLACE WAS RIGHT
to participate in military action during a formally declared war defending against an Axis power

188 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10285 02:49

In March 2017, YouTube personality Jon "JonTron" Jafari, who was set to voice a character in Yooka-Laylee, would have his voiceovers removed from the final game after making controversial comments on a Twitch livestream.[30][31][32][33][34] Jafari stated that although it was unfortunate his role had been removed, he understood Playtonic's reasoning and wished them success.[35]

189 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10285 20:25

That game was meh anyway, hat in time was better

190 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10286 14:28

is there a inflation hentai parody game called "fat in time"?
or a flat fetishist hentai game called "flat in time"?

191 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10286 18:05

With the metaverse here is there any reason people would still want a physical homeland for Palestinians? Other than stubborness.

192 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10286 20:15

>>191
Don never misses

193 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10287 19:53

This new age of vr will exist in two forms:

The clean, corporate and sanitized version that CEOs use to pretend they're still human

The dirty, wild and uncontrollable underground populated by roving gangs of femboy doomer ralseis and trans Twilight Sparkles (I will be making my home in the second one)

The old-school matrix-style assertions of leading a double life are no longer relevant.

Now its more like leading a TRIPLE life. You got irl, worksafe matrix, and actually cool matrix

194 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10287 21:23

>>193 Weird, I was just thinking about that

195 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10288 15:07

the DSM V is trash

196 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10288 19:30

Christ !! the mysterious man really gives me the chill down to my spines

197 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10288 20:14

You are calling people complaining about censorship bootlickers. Do you not see the issue there?

198 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10289 16:19

If Halloween actually involved smelling little girls feet in exchange for candy, well, I would be in Hallow-heaven!

199 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10289 19:42

>Chiller

初めて知ったけど酷すぎる・・・
日本のエロゲはレ○プを肯定してるとかって
欧米で問題視されてるそうだけど
他国より自国を何とかしろよって感じ

200 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10290 04:13

Forget doing well this is about IMMERSION

How is this game's casual environment not enough to keep you entertained by itself? There are sounds and colors guns going off people screaming for help funny ragdolls some dude saying thanks after every kill shiny projectiles hideous outfits

It makes me question whether we should forcefeed kids ritalin while restricting their access to media so they don't replicate the near inability to say anything at all without calling upon the word "like" or even enjoy a videogame of all things for what it is I keep seeing everywhere

201 Name: vc: cow : 1993-09-10290 10:07

he bangs sprouting from nipgookcunt slopeskull are but gutters for CockPiss and Cockspat Cum to drip down and pool onto the repulsive contours of japbitch Big White Cock CockPIG FLAT cuntskull face, just as the daikon thick pigtails are merely ropes to commit dinkbrain cuntskull into struggling DEEPER onto thick White assfucking Cock fresh from CockDESTROYING japbitch asshole so that nipgookcunt can properly PUKE balls deep on huge White ass to mouth ONLY Cock in Cockgratitude for the CockABUSE depraved demanding thick White Cock has Cockinflicted FAR within nipgookcunt rectum, and just as that lumpy thick sweatshirt is only a CockPiss and Cum and CockGAGGING puke sponge to absorb and present all the liquid effluent and stains of nipgookcunt incessant Cockhunger for relentless huge White Cock rough balls deep rectum to throat ONLY CockCHOKING until PUKING degradation!!!

202 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10290 10:09

"Herro guys im ching chong jap slut. Do you rike anime? This yerrow gook wanna be real lifu anime!"

Standard copy/paste Gook face. Standard attempt to look cute, with one of the 4 or 5 typical Gook haircuts and photoshop filters. Tape on the eyelids and contacts to avoid your natural eye slits. Even your kinks are unoriginal and generic - wanting to be humiliated by a White man, getting your pussy stuffed with White cock, and being bred with White sperm, just like every other pathetic Gook slut.

203 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10290 17:02

Imagine... you're just wandering near the Amazon rainforest and you have this sudden urge to pluck a leaf. You do it and suddenly you hear Alexa's voice saying "Anti deforestation weaponry: Engage!"

A giant dick shaped rocket lands infront of you and an army of bald amazon branded robots come out of it.

204 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10291 07:19

Ask why Nigerians were expelled from Ghana and you will know how the Yorubas dominated Ghana trade which led to the expulsion.

Nigerians (majority are Yorubas) in Ghana then are traders, cocoa farmers, farm labourers and farm contractors, factory workers as well as menial workers in construction sites and there was a huge influx of Nigerians into Ghana between 1931 and 1960.

The present is always a key to the past and it is only a mentally deranged person that will say a Yoruba person will be doing begging as a tribal trade in Ghana in the 50s.

All those domination of Nigerians was why Ghana started the policie of “Aliens Compliance Order” of 18 November, 1969 . That order wasn’t only about Nigerians tho, it affected other countries like Togo, Ivory Coast and etc. but Nigerians are the majority of the victims and you have over 140,000 Yorubas expelled from Ghana out of 191,000 Nigerian immigrant in Ghana then.

All this info are online. But I know Agbari Ojuku people cannot comprehend.

205 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10291 23:18

i literally cannot go anywhere with a woman without her constantly stopping to gather edible plants

206 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10291 23:25

HP Lovecraft was like, "ooh I'm so scared of a mysterious vile island that rises out of the sea, is inhabited by fishlike, pallid-fleshed pseudohumans, follows a strange and horrible religion, and has an incomprehensible, inhuman tongue...but I love England."

207 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10293 17:25

You may think this is a shitpost and laugh hard about this, and I'd be glad. But what I now am going to inform you about, is a total truth, and happened less then 10 minutes ago.

So, I'm in the countryside house RN, and it's november, right? There are several apple trees around, and they give A LOT of fucking apples. I've been eating them and giving away to everyone since august or smth. My grandparrents collected all they could and now keep apples in boxes. However it all is not important. What is important is that there's a lot of apples still laying on the ground. Most of them are rotten, some are not.

So! I've got this one thing since I was a kid and visited this place. Sometimes I just go on a fucking frenzy, "KILLING" and "TORTURING" apples. I fucking THROW THEM on the bricks watching them SPLATTER over the area, I stab them with nails many-many times, I cut them with knives, I simply hit them fucking hard, I throw rocks at them and so on.

While I do so, I become fucking insane. I laugh, I do faces, I fucking roar, I scratch my teeth while KILLING apples. I feel myself like a fucking maniac. Like a fucking maniac. Like a fucking maniac, basically.

And this is what happened now as well. I commited a fucking GENOCYDE of apples. I became their DOOM. Laughing and torturing everything I could find. I was so cynical, I was so inhumanely cruel and brutal to these apples, that my face had a horrible grin all the time. I blew apples apart and throwed the apple "guts" at other apples, saying something like "Do you like the intestants of your fellow apples? Kiss this shit, yeah, KISS IT, FUCKER!!!"

Then I've noticed there is an apple still on the tree. It was clear this was the Apple King, so I commenced the operation to overthrow his government. I declared, that I will spare life of an apple, which would be able to bring the king down the ground, and became throwing them at him. None were succesfull, so I brutally executed them at once. After a few minutes I found a wooden plank, and soon the king was overthtown!

For 10 or so minutes I brutally tortured and humiliated that fucker, showing all this to his "nation". Along this I've killed some of his lieges and stuffed his guts with their flesh. I won't describe all the torturing I've done, so I'll say it was really fucking disgraseful for the king and his apples. I executed the fucker and splattered all the tiny pieces of him over the ground.

After that I've executed some apples and marked the remaining ones with a knife, so they'd remember this nightmare till their soon death of rotting. Also I've totally genocyded a few apples which layed down in a little house nearby. After few more minutes disgracing the apples, I've left home.

Oof, that's about it. I'm 20 years old, and I despise violence IRL. But oh My God, what a fucking monster I was to these apples. And I probably will do this some time in the future. Jesus.

208 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10294 09:04

Guys I’m selling an NFT, it’s a picture of my balls. 80k not taking any less

209 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10294 12:10

"No one is normal anymore" "normal is overrated" are the most normalfags things you could say

210 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10294 13:29

Ed Bighead changing his name to Darius and assuming the Babylonian throne to defeat the slime.Local58 is real footage from another dimension.Moonman (AKA Mac Tonight) is causing the events of Local58.Spongebob changed his name to Amadeus and became the Austro Hungarian king.A Paper Mario Character is the Ottoman Sultan in C-197Ingigokt and Err (AKA the Mooninites) tried to murder Penny Fitzgerald from Gumball as an assignment from Moonman. But they failed.

211 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10295 06:11

A January 2014 auction for a permit to hunt a black rhinoceros in Namibia sold for $350,000 at a fundraiser hosted by the Dallas Safari Club. The auction drew considerable criticism as well as death threats directed towards members of the club and the man who purchased the permit. This permit was issued for 1 of 18 black rhinoceros specifically identified by Namibia's Ministry of Environment and Tourism as being past breeding age and considered a threat to younger rhinos. The $350,000 that the hunter paid for the permit was used by the Namibian government to fund anti-poaching efforts in the country.

212 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10296 09:38

This is a legit item, I am using an empowered version on my poison/acid/vitality retaliate sentinel since the poop inherits %retaliate damage

213 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10298 03:42

Yeah it is the touhou drug doujin artist.

And also the Mokou and Kaguya witness the death of the universe doujin artist

214 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10299 16:55

I am a chinese gay boy who is crazy about white male. the best experience I had was worshiping my white foreign male teacher in high school.
I served 2 of my foreign teachers, math and American history teacher. One is American and tge other is Italian(the Italian taught American history)
Anyway the important thing is that I got permissions to smell, lick and rub their feet and smell their crotch. I did it with their sexy, manly socks on. My math teacher wore colored lively green socks and my history teacher wore my favorite black socks.
There was not much nudity involed but it was my best experience since I got to serve sexy white daddy and also my teacher.

215 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10299 17:06

I am hearing that, on his deathbed, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka accepted the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un

216 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10299 20:48

This sucks.

No one should die except the fash and rich wasn't one of those

Rip in peace legend

217 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10300 08:49

>>213
I want to know what doujin artist this was in reference to.

218 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10300 23:43

Impossible for me to enjoy skyrim knowing that I have no public proof of ownership for my 50 iron daggers I crafted.
Woops sorry I called them "my" daggers but I guess I don't own them if they're not an NFT.

219 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10301 16:42

There was the gentleman’s club, which was a torrent forum site made to rob porn performers of their livelihood. It was only open to people with 2004 and earlier regdates. I quit when the porn kept getting grosser and weirder and less appealing and more misogynistic, and there were fewer and fewer posters posting more and more niche stuff. I just want to see pretty gals kissing eachother all romantic-like, you dig? Their UI wasn’t great either.

I signed up for some other goon torrent site I don’t remember and it wouldn’t let me download anything because I hadn’t seeded enough. I figure that was a bug but I didn’t feel like dealing with that poo poo.

220 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10301 18:35

>>217
Sounds like doyora. He has one touhou notero western doujinshi uploaded on e-hentai.

221 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10301 18:44

>dollar bills are washable

money laundering is illegal

222 Name: This thread was a treat : 1993-09-10301 22:03

Anonymous 2021-10-21 02:12:21 No.3639
I use this site 8moe 22chan and a few others but i mostly lurk 2ch and Futaba now while watching YouTube and hangout in Japanese discord servers and talk to Japanese NEETs.

Heyuri is nice new board but slow although faster than here
It has the potential to be something great but unfortunately that faggot WT Kuz and his gang of zoomer teens who btw are not old enough to remember old internet culture are what's ruining it.

Anonymous 2021-10-29 06:14:09 No.3658

> and talk to Japanese NEETs.

japanese failed normalfag incels and teenagers

Anonymous 2021-10-29 06:44:11 No.3659
>>3658
If you're implying they are larping you're retarded.

Anonymous 2021-10-29 13:09:35 No.3660
>>3659
yeah have fun talking with incels

Anonymous 2021-10-29 20:47:33 No.3662
>>3659
I don’t think he is, but the Japanese don’t really have an interest in purity spiraling.

Anonymous 2021-10-31 05:36:17 No.3666
a249e03d4f31606c1ccff7c499(…).jpg (52.24 KiB, 632x377) google saucenao

>>3660
Not all Japanese NEETs are incel otaku losers if anything Japanese NEETs are more normie like compared to western NEETs. Most western NEETs are toxic incel losers and very neurotic. Most Japanese NEETs are just failed normies since a lot of them had successful lives or decent lives before they became NEET/Hikikomori and some were even employees at big companies. My point is in Japan NEETdom can affect anyone regardless of their social status.

Anonymous 2021-10-31 05:41:22 No.3667
>>3662
Most Japanese people don't lose their virginity until their 20s since 20 is the legal adult age in Japan.

Anonymous 2021-11-01 03:03:57 No.3670
>>3667
I have a hard time believing people wait that long.

Anonymous 2021-11-01 03:45:14 No.3671
>>3670
Well i was mainly referring to Japanese men Japanese women mostly lose their virginity during middle school or high school and have sex with their pedophile teachers especially gaijin English teachers and even the popular boys.

Anonymous 2021-11-01 09:37:05 No.3673
>>3666
would prefer talking to these NEET than the majority I see online who are incel loser faggots.

Anonymous 2021-11-01 10:07:58 No.3674
引きこもり.jpg (59.14 KiB, 350x400) google saucenao

>>3673
Do these guys seem incel-ish to you? i don't think so,

[YouTube] Living for Free in the Mountains of Japan? NEET Documentary (English Subs) (embed)

I feel like i get along with Japanese NEETs better than most western NEETs and relate to them a lot more too.

Anonymous 2021-11-02 02:03:21 No.3681
>>3674
They’re definitely incels but not in a Western sense.

Anonymous 2021-11-02 02:51:59 No.3682
>>3681
Japan is more of a vocel country since a large amount of young and middle aged people are willingly choosing not to have sex or be in relationships.

Anonymous 2021-11-02 07:20:11 No.3684
>>3674
whatever makes you pat ur dick retarded larper, be it men who don't work or whatever.
>>3682
japan is top1 incel country, next to it is korea
about third of its population are incels for sure

they have been dealing with crime rather successfully, combined with rise of computers means incelism is a byproduct of men not going against public law that much (which will result in getting laid less)

i used to care about japanese, koreans and shit. it will come to you with experience as well. most of them are trash, especially neets and incels. lazy, boring genetic trash that can't even feed themselves

Anonymous 2021-11-02 07:22:03 No.3685
if you earn money under the radar technically you are also neet. its that simple. and it makes like half a whatever country neets.

but what you imply is just feasting on some internet lifestyle teenage subculture shit.

go work pathethic incel

223 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10301 22:28

>>222
yikes

224 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10301 23:49

    @@@     
    @  _、_@ >>222, what is this faggotry?
     (  ノ` )
    / ^  \ 
    /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/
  __(__ニつ/ FMV /___
      \/____/

225 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10302 06:11

>>222

>incel
>incel incel
>incel incel incel
>everybody's an incel except for me
>incel incel 草食系男子

okay, buzzfeed.

226 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10302 18:03

They used a real stockpile of over three thousand AK-47s, because it was cheaper than getting prop guns.

227 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10303 09:40

one day i'll quit computer altogether and work on a farm

228 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10303 13:49

Barack Obama goes to a costume party while giving his wife a piggyback ride. Someone asks him what he’s dressed up as and he responds “I’m a snail!”
That’s M’Shell on my back

229 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10303 15:05

>>225
I'm in, Cell!!!!!!

230 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10303 15:26

I'm in, Prison ;_; for life

231 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10303 16:14

When I become a lawyer I want to defend a penguin.
Just so I can say the words “Your Honor, clearly my client is not a flight risk.”

232 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10303 22:35

i'm a GIRL and i MASTURBATE

233 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10304 01:49

Aryan ninja jesus saves the world from the uchiha kikes, fucks mutant alien bitch and his son still has aryan blonde hair blue eyes because ultra aryan genes that defy physics

dont tell me Naruto isn’t fucking redpilled as fuck

234 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10304 13:03

>>230
And you can still access 4-ch? Must be a finnish prison. That's by far the best country to be a babyraper hunny.

235 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10304 19:17

>>234
You can access 4-ch on a pregnancy test with a hanger antennae

236 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10304 21:30

nyazi germany's long-term plans were fascinyating
say, total exterminyation of poles, an extensive system of state slavery, and other such fun stuff
i really wonder how the nyazi state would look like if it had been allowed to exist for a few more decades

237 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10305 13:36

The more I think of it, the more I am stunned by this man's subtle approach but visceral efficiency

He could say "Excuse me, I'd be more comfortable with 2 meters distance"

But instead he says "Fuck off"

It's short, unambiguous, and you don't need to know the metric system

238 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10306 22:40

Official Lyrics: "DOONANADEEDEE BBABBABOOHEEHEE"

239 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10306 22:40

to be fair every child has a phase where they want their parents deported, most just grow out of it

240 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10307 20:11

One moment your crazy uncle is raving about BLM, the next moment he is not. His soul has departed.

241 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10309 18:50

Those were the days some good memories of working in the dairy.We worked hard and played hard xx

242 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10310 07:34

Us Latinos are religious and tribal fanatics, its in our DNA and I dont really know how else to explain it to you.

243 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10310 16:55

If i had a dollar for every Promoted tweet that's just crypto people begging Elon Musk senpai to notice them i could afford to terraform Mars my fucking self

244 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10310 19:07

::NOTE::
can your reviews please be relevant to the flash rather than your opinions on the sonic franchise in general? thank you! I couldn't care less about how much you fapped over tails when you were little. try and tell me how I can improve on my animation.

245 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10310 22:47

I didn’t mean to call you a progressive libtard. That was uncalled for. Also do you play hearthstone

246 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10311 11:05

every time i see someone go "wow why do GIRLS like NTR so much" and then i go read any NTR thing and it's literally just 20 straight pages of a girl getting mind-bendingly good dick

247 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10311 20:53

im going to doxx joe biden right now

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.. Washington, DC 20500

248 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10316 22:06

she's as crazy as a hat full of assholes

249 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10317 01:35

HOPEFULLY final version

Touhou characters who had sex according to mythology and other stuff

Researching this has given me pyschological scars beyond comprehension

You are welcome, I will elaborate if you have questions

250 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10317 09:02

Suwako Moriya
Mononobe no Futo
Toyosatomimi no Miko
The Hieda
Seiga Kaku
Junko
Suika Ibuki
Kasen Ibaraki*
Sannyo Komakusa
Soga no Tojiko
Hecatia Lapislazuli
The Watatsukis**
Kanako Yasaka
Eiki Shiki
Keiki Haniyasushin

*Depending on which version of Shuten Douji's myth we are talking about
**At least one of them, idk who and im too lazy to look it up

251 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10317 10:01

>>250

>Eiki Shiki

No...

252 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10317 18:03

Broke: Football

Woke: Fitba

253 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10318 04:17

>>251
Are you displeased by her name being rendered in that fashion, the objective reality that she is no pure innocent virgin, or both?

254 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10318 07:32

>the magic of Europe that Walt Disney fell in love with once upon a time.

Tf you're talking about Walt Disney was a huge weeb

255 Name: ~┬┬彡^・∋ : 1993-09-10318 08:18

boomers/shillbots on Twitter posting transformation fetish stuff about "horse paste" as if having a long dick, enjoying oats, and running naked in the fields without a care in the world isn't the end game

256 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10318 08:46

>>250
Mine isn't there, nice!

vc: hung

257 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10318 20:24

i do not wish to be horny anymore.. i just want to be happy

258 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10319 09:42

DQNQUALITY LIVES ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUMBLR BLOG OF ALL TIME

259 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10319 17:33

Man, you sound like the type of person that would bitch if they hung you with a new rope lol

260 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10319 18:28

“Gay” used to mean happy so the antidepressants make him gay I guess I’m not sure about the rest though

261 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10319 23:35

So no one is gona talk about big ,,GAY!" at the license plate?

262 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10320 16:29

Blah blah blah FFF discrimination accusations are we forgetting like a week ago there was somebody trying to hire a fucking HITMAN on one of her coworkers

263 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10320 16:37

£5k for sectarianism? Might go on a spree at my annual bonus time.

264 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10321 01:43

We should start our own antifa but for eating expired food

265 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10321 22:51

> To Plato's definition of a man as an animal, bipedal and featherless, Diogenes plucked a chicken and declared, "Here is Plato's man."

Imagine being owned so hard people talk about it thousands of years later

266 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10322 15:42

I want Lyra to feed me chewed spider like a mother bird.

267 Name: vc: sageing : 1993-09-10323 11:45

Who the fuck is playing an online game and thinking "I wish I could masturbate to some of these soldiers. Why don't they put on some makeup?" I see that soldier and think "Oh, a Korean soldier". Why are these fuckers complaining she isn't pretty enough. She's a soldier. She's looking to kill with her gun, not her looks. No one goes into battle hoping to get laid.

268 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10323 18:00

** If you accidentally ingest raw taro stems, drink cranberry juice to counter toxins **

269 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10323 18:06

>>267

>Who the fuck is playing an online game and thinking "I wish I could masturbate to some of these soldiers.

me

270 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10324 09:50

I know that’s you sonicbro2000

Guys don’t even bother responding to this question this is just posted anonymously by sonicbro2000 who constantly trolls debating for child pornography and child sex. He’s a troll there’s nothing more that needs to be said about this and there’s nothing more that should be posted here. Opinion closed. Thank you

271 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10325 23:39

jesus christ (the lamb of god the king of kings the holy redeemer the light of the world) loves me for skipping church and being a trans furry on welfare who smokes weed and pirates shit all day and gets cancelled on <SITE>, not in spite of it.

272 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10326 05:23

Necrophilia is literally a victimless crime, its akin to "raping" an inanimate object, and the punishment is fair. Calls for longer prison sentences are just an emotional reaction and could even be seen as bigoted

273 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10326 10:50

its really cool how we're all losing the last few years of our fleeting youths to an imaginary chink cold and international medical communism

274 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10327 04:31

Twitter is generally the outpouring of the things that everyone should keep locked up inside their head.

275 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10327 04:58

I never thought I would see fish pellet training being compared to the Holocaust.

276 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10327 06:06

Oh I forgot to add. I have been asked what I would feed big cats when I have my pond going. My reply has been that I would feed them small children. I would go on to explain how i would be doing the world a favor by reducing the population. Also how would be removing the problem of irresponsible parents and turning them back into irresponsible random people, so it sounds better. Oh how funny it is to see peoples reactions if you can say that to them with a straight face.

But yeah I don't buy the tuna cans that say "dolphin safe" I want a little dolphin in my sandwich.

Sent from my Nexus 4 using MonsterAquariaNetwork App

277 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10327 11:24

let's face it, we live in the crappy part of a crap galaxy. this solar system blows. Andromeda, now there's a galaxy worth living in.

278 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10328 13:07

More like Tardlympics. I'd rather look at normal girls who are athletic gymnasts with amazing bodies. I wonder if there are any retarded girls in the Paralympics with great bodies or who are sexy. They may be physically attractive but if you had kids with them the children would probably be tard babies.

279 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10328 15:08

Boyfriend is sitting by his computer eating sausage with Wikipedia opened to the page "sausage"

280 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10329 00:31

Too bad I don't give a fuck. The last thing on my mind with de fi is the impact it'll have on the environment. I invest and mine ETH because I long for economic collapse of the west and want to buffer myself from complete financial ruin. If the powers that be didn't want us to pollute to survive they should have lead by example. Get fucked. See you on the moon.

281 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10329 12:33

Regarding allegations made in the book that the 'humming' noise at Paignton Zoo, Devon, UK is essentially an example of "mass hysteria" etc. This is not factually correct. We have irrefutable evidence from acoustic experts, affiliated to the Institute of Acoustics (IOA) a scientific body that deals with all aspects of noise, that a tonal infrasound low frequency noise has been scientifically determined and is emanating from the zoo premises and in the area of where the giraffes reside. False claims were made by local media, that giraffes were causing the 'humming', drone however the authors here, fail to mention a commercial space heating ventilation plant is also sited there, in which several of the acoustic experts have determined, is the cause of the ILFN nuisance/disturbance. Company technicians whom sold the plant to the zoo, advised them that it emits LFN and suggested ways to abate but zoo staff disingenuously declined this, claiming it was switched off instead. I am writing a book, in relation to this specific case, because there also appears to be evidence, it is intentional, to force (persona non grata) residents to move away. We believe a local mafia, is using the ILFN nuisance as a kind of low noise weapon.

282 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10329 18:46

(`・ω・´) <-- Pedobear?

283 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10331 16:27

Does Faye sound like an early-2000s Hot Topic t shirt through the whole show?

“If you CHEESE DICKS don’t get your ASS FARTING BALLS in the FARTMOBILE right now, i’m gonna SHIT in your FUCKFACE”

Jet: “Damn, who fart in her ass???”

284 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10331 17:28

>“Damn, who fart in her ass???”

That gave me a boner

285 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10332 07:51

moooom can i sleep in ur bed? i cummed mine

286 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10333 00:38

Defending censorship to own le incels

287 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10333 04:52

Fish can seem mindful of which individuals have watched them in the past. In an experiment with Siamese fighting fish, two males were made to fight each other while being watched by a female, whom the males could also see. The winner and the loser of the fight were then, separately, given a choice between spending time next to the watching female or to a new female. The winner courted both females equally, but the loser spent more time next to the new female, avoiding the watcher female. In this species, females prefer males they have seen win a fight over males they have seen losing, and it therefore makes sense for a male to prefer a female that has never seen him as opposed to a female that has seen him lose.

288 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10333 06:50

"Man who lives his entire life on an archipelago has strong opinions about the strength of sea power."

289 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10335 09:11

The lobotomy has a 100% chance of happening because he fears it. We live in a nightmare world where we unconsciously lust after and inflict our worst fears upon ourselves. He may even grasp the swab and lobotomize himself to satisfy his own death drive.

290 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10335 11:38

I can be a giant monster vampire with a chestbuster for a dick and have like 40 copies of Joji saying "Gibe da pussi b0ss" stacked on top of eachother every time I start to walk. What do I get in zuckerville? A shitty bitmoji and nikes I can buy?

291 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10335 11:43

I listen to lolicore to disassociate from the random shitty purchases I make in video games

292 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10337 00:09

I have many regrets in my life. I'm not gonna claim that I've never made mistakes. But there's one thing of which I am proud, one principle I've never wavered.

I have never even tried League of Legends.

293 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10340 18:33

This module doesn't work.
1) Bug: It doesn't save the settings.
2) Unexpected behavior: It just issued the query "dad porn video" with the basic settings. Many queries have no sense.

294 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10340 19:16

Rapid señorafication

295 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10341 03:43

[2021-12-22 19:43:02] butter baby: nooo!
[2021-12-22 19:43:09] butter baby: a butter baby wouldn't eat another butter baby!

296 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10341 12:22

an update added an "abridged" script that cuts out 90% of the dialogue. this is universally agreed to be an improvement.

297 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10341 17:27

Korean & Japanese conflict = East Asian Old Firm???

298 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10341 18:32

WTF is the Galactic Federation? I'm reading some usenet forums the alt.paranet boards, especially the paranormal and ufo boards. They keep making references to some disclosure of a Galactic Federation that's coming here to wipe mankind off the face of the Earth 5 months from now.

WTF is it and where is this coming from?

299 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10343 02:34

Wait, it was a suicide bombing??

There really is no limit to what white people will appropriate

300 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10343 12:50

Can we talk about how the ghost of Christmas present dies every year. Like his poor mother. Gives birth 2021 times at this point and loses a child yearly. Grim.

301 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10345 15:58

It's always great to meet not only another voraraphile but also a fellow cropophile. ^ ^ I hope to be seein' you around, dude!

302 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10346 06:10

私にはパニック障害という病気が若い時からありますが、最近、翻然とこれについて理解したのです。

(ただし、私自身についてのことだけです)

私は、

「病気になってしまった」

のではなく、

「私は病気にならなくてはいけなかった」

のです。

だから病気になった。

それだけのことだったんです。

これは、さきほど書いた In Deep の記事の中村天風の言葉でわかったということは正直に書かなければならないですが、「私という人間がパニック障害という”恐怖”を伴う病気にならなくてはいけなかった」という、その理由なのですが・・・。

私がパニック障害になったのは 21歳の時でした。

しかし、実は、私は小さな頃から、それこそ記憶が始まる3歳とかの頃から、

「根源的な恐怖」

を持っていた人間でした。
今でも思い出します。
意味のないことに脅える幼児だったんです。

「根源的」というのは、「理由のない恐怖」です。

つまり、生まれついてから「意味のわからない恐怖を持っている」ということです。

これをスピリチュアル系の方々などに言わせれば、前世とか、因果律とか、いろいろな言葉も出て来るのかもしれないですし、医学ならまた何かの定義があるかもしれないですが、理由や定義はどうでもいいのです。

とにかくそれがある。

根源的な恐怖を持ちながら、子ども時代を過ごし、老年期に入る現在に至っている。

そして、中村天風はこのように述べています。

心の安定を失うことの中で、一番戒むべきものは恐怖観念である。そもこの恐怖なるものこそは、価値なき消極的の考え方で描いているシミだらけな醜い一つの絵のようなものだ。

つまり、「恐怖という概念は問答無用に悪である」ということです。

上の天風の言葉で、ふとさとりました。

「オレの恐怖は外に露出させなければいけなかったんだ」

ということをです。

「じゃないと、悪と対峙できない」

いろいろと理由はあるにしても、自分が神経症やパニック障害になった根本的な理由は、自分の中に「根源的な恐怖がある」からだとは思います。

そして、理由や因果はわからないけれども、その「根源的な恐怖」は生まれた時からずっと私の中にあった。

私がパニック障害などにならず、穏便なメンタルライフを過ごしていたとしましょう。

その場合は、人生として最悪である、

「私は私の中の根源的な恐怖と現実として向きあうことがなかった」

という状態のまま曖昧な人生を送るだけだったと思われます。

パニック障害になったからこそ、その「悪魔」である根源的な恐怖が「実際の姿となって自分の前に現れた」のです。つまり、自分が障害を持ったということは「自分の中の根源的な恐怖と対峙させてくれた」という意味では、大変に重要な出来事だったわけです。

それを私は、二十代の時からベンゾジアゼピン系の薬とお酒で、悪魔の正体を隠し続けていた。

せっかく何者かが悪魔を出現させてくれたのに、その機会を生かさなかった。

でも、今やっとわかります。

根源的な恐怖、すなわち自分が生まれた時から持ち続けた「自分の中の悪魔」と対決できる時が来ているのかもしれないと。

まあ、恐怖は 50年以上続いているわけです。

303 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10346 23:30

This has re-ignite my passion on learning how to become a chair.

304 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10347 00:37

Alt history fans try not to fall in love with Nazi Germany challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

305 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10347 17:43

In 2007, Kainat Soomro a 13-year-old was kidnapped at gunpoint and gang raped. Her family faced widespread condemnation for refusing to "honor" kill their daughter and faced several attacks which resulted in the death of her brother. Her rapists were all acquitted and she was put under trial for premarital sex which is a crime under Islamic law.

306 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10348 02:07

Construction materials: Asbestos, Vinyl Siding

307 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10349 23:20

The supply chain wants to be the sole supplier of puss. To a population mindfucked by milf-porn , titillated by cuck-fantasies, muzzled with masks, addled with vaxx.

Apparently it works on soy-cucks like zuck.
It's one thing to manufacture data for consent, and extrapolate to fantasyland, another to actually see the world with wide-eyed wonder.

This is pathetic roasted in irony skillet.

308 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10350 18:26

 嫌韓発言が多い私ですが、毎日韓国製スマホ使ってます(-_-)。

309 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10350 18:54

I high school I knew a guy who wanted to fuck the chicken from FNAF. He tried to get us to pitch in money so he could buy a 3D printer and print the chicken to fuck it. Last I heard he was animating zelda porn.

310 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10351 01:08

since females are the sex that gives birth and males are the sex that kills, are ftms the master race for possessing the dual powers of both taking and creating life? (ignoring the being manlets in this analysis)

311 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10351 18:58

生词:吸屌好手
笑死

312 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10351 20:28

I once had spicy pizza with Gazza and my lips were on fire and he wasn't fazed in the slightest, what a legend.

313 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10352 00:42

basically trannies are like furries except instead of animals it's women

314 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10352 10:57

I disagree that the only use case is speculation. There's also money laundering.

315 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 01:29

Sky Sports: "Apologies for the bad language there, we're so sorry about that"
Dutch TV: "HAHAHAHAH"

316 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 11:20

In January 2017, U.K. sports broadcaster Sky Sports inadvertently reported that Aberdeen had signed a Turkish footballer called "Yerdas Selzavon" (phonetically "your da (father) sells Avon", a reference to the direct-selling cosmetics company) after falling for a gag name on a fake Twitter account.

317 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 11:54

A lot of the big black cocks posted around are from gay men if you actually reverse search so yeah I dont think they're interested in taking your girl

318 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 12:49

319 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 12:53

>>318 Hehe, busted!

320 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 23:36

ooh I had so much salt and now my head hurts ohhh can you suck me so good you rip the kidney stones out and tear my urethra like a Chinese bitch's pussy giving birth to her (to be) corn fed 13lb hapa baby

321 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10354 22:08

ஈதமஉஉரஈமஈநஊரபஉயஈஊரஉஊஉஈர

322 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10355 11:17

the new timeline for Megalovania is now
2008- Composed for the Earthbound Halloween Hack
2011- Used in Homestuck
2015- Used in Undertale
2019- Used in Super Smash Bros Ultimate
2020- Megalovania is played in a live orchestra
2021- Megalovania is in the Pope's General Audience

323 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10355 20:01

>>322 I definitely reckon it's been played at live orchestras before 2020 (though perhaps unofficially) e,g, this 2016 performance. Perhaps even earlier.

324 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10356 20:58

For example, our current understanding of physics has yet to explain why yo mama so fat

325 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10357 03:49

Based and pinkpilled. Gensokyo is for women only.

326 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10357 05:03

I rode an elephant once and it took a shit while I was riding it and I thought the pressure of my weight on it made it do that so I felt fat and starved myself for two days.

327 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10357 12:36

LMFAO. Thanks, I'll swipe some reserve notes through my ass crack and send them into Jerome promptly.

328 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10357 20:35

Nobunaga actually committed seppuku at Honnoji temple because Akechi Mitsuhide opened a time portal and showed him all the genderbent anime versions of him.

329 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10358 07:01

One of the is impersonating my cat. Another is pretending to be the fence behind my house.

330 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10358 20:57

All physicians will be required to perform a certain number of abortions per year except those with a religious objection, who will have to perform twice that number.

331 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10358 23:17

Girls from the age of five to women aged eighty have been assaulted and sexually mutilated. Others were raped and their families forced to watch. By 2008 the United Nations (UN) had estimated that up to 200,000 females had suffered from some form of sexual violence. The brutality of the rapes have caused long-term health, social, familial, and psychological problems. There have been reports of infants aged one being raped, as well as women in their nineties.

332 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10358 23:19

Human Rights Watch described the extraordinary brutality of the DRC rapes – girls as young as five and women as old as eighty were reportedly shot in the vagina or mutilated with knives and razor blades

333 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10359 21:46

Well...uhh...the residue from the farts leaves bacteria that causes irritation on the skin thus causing it to itch. ...

So when a girl scratches her butt, you know she either doesn't wipe too well or she has recently farted....

Just random information....

334 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10359 22:01

I haven’t finished it because it was too depressing, but the only implausible bit was that the American public would never tolerate that sort of behavior from a female president.

335 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10360 19:02

Me, neither; and BECAUSE Amethyst is my FAVORITE Character; and Pizza Steve was the UG Character I DESPISED The Most; It was EXTREMELY Cathartic and VERY Satisfying to see Pizza Steve end up being eaten by Amethyst!!

336 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10360 20:25

LEARN JAPANESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right..........................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?..............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...................WaoSo Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile.........Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great...................................Fa Kin Su Pah

337 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10361 12:04

>>336 but this is chinese?

338 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10361 19:28

one downside to basing most of your cultural education on webcomis is not knowing whether ventriloquism dolls are, in fact, an extremely "white" thing

339 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10361 21:15

touhou is so fun and cute, i wish women were real

340 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10361 21:16

I came here after receiving a 12 hour suspension for saying that if it was in person I would soundly thrash them. It is addicting because no matter what argument you present they just insult you and form a mob around you to call you all kinds of mean things. They all act like the same entity. It is like an amorphous blob of matter surrounding you and hurling out "you're not an expert". They all use the crying laugh face emoji. They all have weird codes in their descriptions/names like he/her with random assortments of colors and shapes. I believe that Twitter is creating a new form of human cognition.-

341 Name: vc: no : 1993-09-10362 02:00

Is the joke that the coworker is being cucked by her golden retriever

342 Name: hm : 1993-09-10362 03:08

shoe over the rainbow

343 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10362 11:50

The illustrations on the banknotes show generic examples of architectural styles such as renaissance and baroque rather than real bridges from a particular member state, which could have aroused envy among other countries. "The European Bank didn't want to use real bridges so I thought it would be funny to claim the bridges and make them real," Stam told Dezeen.

344 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10362 18:15

Network Engineer here. For most home internet providers if your modem is offline for some time they will give your IP to someone else and give you a new one when you get back.
For business however, your IP is static and does not change.
Also the time your modem has to be down for varies, some providers wait just 30 minutes, others a week.

—some tard commenting on a YouTube video: http://archive.today/2022.01.12-230808/https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=zC1vlLMoc0s - DarkViperAU upload

345 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10362 20:00

How come western vtubers and VAs like nyanners are not considered cultural appropiation?

346 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10363 02:54

no I have Pretentious Installation Art Aversion Syndrome (PIAAS, colloquially known as "Based Disease"), please respect my diagnosis, it makes it very difficult to navigate the art world

>>345
The first (and best) vtuber was Max Headroom, a filthy gaijin in all regards, so it's the other way around

347 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10363 21:32

Vader, almost a demi-god when it comes to Raw Killing Power and endless swordsmanship skill, gets his hand whacked off by a goober who just picked up a lightsaber a couple years earlier.

348 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10365 13:59

We did that at school (learn the poem, not get shagged by a swan)

349 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10367 21:07

Knoedie 1 year ago
What a sick perverted video. That is no way to treat a lady.
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350 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10368 07:57

@LarryWebsite aka Larry Snacks aka Larry Sweets

351 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10368 18:04

Since NiggerCoins could not be reliably traded without double-spending, a system was introduced which allowed double-spending. This caused the value of the coins to contantly decrease, which was also an effective way to combat the issue of there being no fixed supply. This also removed the need for a blockchain, and avoided any possibility of a 51% attack, which quickly lead to the contruction of NGR as we know it today (NGRv2).

352 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10368 21:31

A key difference is that in The Expanse we actually see Epstein kill himself

353 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10369 13:14

I’m just not sure we should be letting tourists from terrorist havens like England into the country.

354 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10369 13:51

One time this happened to me except the airbnb guy stole my identity to get back at me and forged some paperwork and put my grandma in a home even though my grandma easily has at least 2 good years left in her

355 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10372 08:26

cannot wrap my head around how after decades of rapidly accelerating technological advancement techbros chose to invent money laundering apes and cars that murder people instead of actually cool and practical things, like a fully functional duel disk

356 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10372 21:28

Chances of being porn a penguin. Hmmmmm.....

I dunno. 7?

357 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10372 22:27

私の作品はたとえ公式と誤認を招いたり、私や私の作品のイメージを著しく損わせたり、反社会的な表現や特定の思想・信条又は宗教的・政治的表現を含んだり、第三者の名誉や品位を傷つけたり権利を侵害するような使い方をしても構いませんので何か使いたい時は勝手に使用してください。

358 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10373 13:10

Then we get into the most vocal fry show on the internet, Red Scare. These two dirtbag lefties are extremely popular. It's amazing how much money you can make telling millennials that communism is awesome.

359 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10374 00:00

Imagine being the nurse when a woman asks you to bring her the stillborn and photograph her while she poses with it. You uncomfortably snap a few photos, swap the camera for the infant corpse, and watch while she thumbs through them for the most piteous expression that still makes her look cute. She posts it on instagram and starts scrolling for replies. While she is distracted with her catharsis, you slip out with the corpse.

360 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10374 11:36

i think japanese here are interested if the transmission plays weeb song lmoa

361 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10374 17:57

I assure you that Tulkas looks exactly like one of those huge fat Maori dudes who do furniture removals, the ones that can carry a fridge under either arm while chatting about how nice the weather is.

362 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10375 19:52

In the video, Žižek talks about the connection between objects and ideology using, as examples, the different types of toilets he encountered while traveling through Europe.

363 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10376 01:22

January 26th, 2005
Went to work today.
Took a shit in the boss' file cabinet.
It had remnants of last night's chili.
Red clumps of bean.
Kinda runny, but felt great.

January 27th, 2005
I fucked my fist today.
Dad told me it would be like this.
It was hard pushing my dick in after rigormortis set in.

January 28th, 2005
Dad visited today.
He was my second.

January 29th, 2005
Took a shit in the toilet today.
It hurt a bit, looked like rocky road ice cream.
Noticed a wet hand print on the mirror.

January 30th, 2005
Mom visited today.
She's having sex with dad.
I caved her head in with a hammer.
Dad's beginning to stink.

February 1st, 2005
Ate Dad for lunch.
Mom was dinner.
Took another shit in the toilet.
Another handprint on the mirror.
January 26th, 2005
Went to work today.
Took a shit in the boss' file cabinet.
It had remnants of last night's chilli.
Red clumps of bean.
Kinda runny, but felt great.

January 27th, 2005
I fucked my fist today.
Dad told me it would be like this.
It was hard pushing my dick in after rigormortis set in.

January 28th, 2005
Dad visited today.
He was my second.

January 29th, 2005
Took a shit in the toilet today.
It hurt a bit, looked like rocky road ice cream.
Noticed a wet hand print on the mirror.

January 30th, 2005
Mom visited today.
She's having sex with dad.
I caved her head in with a hammer.
Dad's beginning to stink.

February 1st, 2005
Ate Dad for lunch.
Mom was dinner.
Took another shit in the toilet.

February 2nd
Fuck that toilet...it's scaring me now.
The hand prints are annoying.
Shitting hurts more now.

February 3rd
A man came out the shower and hit me with my own hammer.
He wanted to hold hands.
I wouldn't because they where too wet.

February 4th
The apartment it starting to stink.
I'm hungry.
Hope the neighbors don't notice.
Tried ejaculating into the ice cube tray.

February 5th
Shot pool with some guys after work.
Got home and played Monopoly with what was left of Mom.
No hand print.

February 6th, 2005
Didn't go to work today, felt sick.
Could be the smell of Mom and Dad.
Might also be because I never flush the toilet.
The wet hand print was on my computer screen

February 7th
Made breakfast out of what was in the toilet.
Looked like old milk, bacon and Pepsi.
Tasted like Sarah from work.

February 8th
Sarah came over today.
She didn't stay long.
Kept complaining about a strange smell.
I think she's fucking wet hand man.

February 9th, 2005
Kidnapped and raped Sarah from work.
Wet hand man watched.

February 10th, 2005
Nothing important happened today.

February 11th, 2005
Again, uneventful.

February 12th, 2005
Work called.
Asked why I haven't been coming in.
I told them I'm coming in all the time, they just don't see me.

February 13th
Put Sarah in the closet.
Wet hand man has begun reading me stories.
He likes to sleep under the bed now.

February 14th
Sarah watched me fuck Mom and Dad.
Haven't shit in a few days.
Bought some Febreeze.
Toilet smells better now.

February 15th, 2005
Mom pointed out that I left out the year on my last two entries.
Wet hand man didn't read me a story.

February 16th, 2005
Sarah is starting to like the closet.
Wet hand man read "The big bad wolf".

February 17th, 2005
Wet hand man and I went to Home Depot today.
Only thing interesting there was an old lady wearing tight spandex pants.
Her camel toe looked like it had 3 humps.
3 humps.
3.

January 18th, 2005
Found a poem outside my apartment door today:

"Daddy, daddy where did you go?
Inside of me so evil will grow.
Mommy, mommy where are you?
Inside of me, now there are two.

Little box, little box
At the edge of my bed
Little box, little box
Keeper of my mommy's head

Little man, little man
Hiding under the bed
Little man, little man
Keeper of my daddy's head

Nobody is in the closet you say?
The little boy wants to play
Nobody is in the closet you say?
Mommy, daddy, can I play?"

364 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10380 00:55

cocaine: more widely accepted as currency than any crypto scam. also way more likely to help you make friends

365 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10381 19:16

was peeking into some switch game with disassembler.
Found Android's Stagefright library inside O_o

366 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10381 22:16

Personality-wise, she seems to be level-headed and mature. Some might call that bland, but I call it Hag Love.

367 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10382 01:28

For someone who says, and I quote, "black ppl aren’t looking to call everybody racist," you sure do bring up white supremacy an awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwful lot.
I am a student of history. White supremacy is as American as apple pie or… football. We’re even seeing it here.

Don’t take it personally, Just be upfront. If you think progressives, white or black, cry wolf about racism then say that.

Because when you do it can be called out as a fallacious tactic which it is. Has nothing to do with what’s at hand.

Pats are the most racist team? Curious on this take besides the tired as hell Boston is the most racist place in the world stuff.
I wouldn’t say it’s tired actually.

It’s still a problem. There are several current accounts of folks saying bostons racist.

They hide behind the immigrant stuff, the John Kerry stuff, the colleges, their juxtaposition against the south in general.

That’s why it’s such an enigma. It’s not tired at all.

In fact, European immigrants were some of the most racist towards blacks because socioeconomically, psychologically… they needed someone under them and a common enemy/scapegoat. They could put their respective differences aside and say “at least I ain’t no _, this is my job/neighborhood/school, not yours”.

They wasted what could’ve been a political alliance against white supremacy for the sake of passing. Look at the Cubans in Florida today.

Cornell west points out “**** whatever you were. You’re off the boat - you’re white now”. That was the olive branch handed to Irish/eastern euro/fair skinned Latino folk from the ruling white elite.

You wanna roll your eyes at that scene in GF2 when the Senator looks down on Italians like ok boo hoo dude.

In the south replace that immigrant/poor while demographic with poor descendants of English ppl (in the Midwest you got Germanic ppl), paddy rollers, overseers who couldn’t afford to own land and slaves… you New Englanders tend to look down on them as rednecks but it’s all the same from the AA perspective.

If anything blue state, neoliberal racism has become more sinister and less dealt with in the post-trump era because they can have a black sheep to poke fun at but then vote against voting rights, or generally speaking the antebellum constructs that prevent blacks (and poor whit ppl) from reforming society.

It’s a family business…

368 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10383 09:25

This anime is literally perfect in the sense that everyone can watch it. It's almost like Spongebob, just pure fun.

369 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10383 10:04

His sister is sleeping on top of him

370 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10384 02:53

a post-apocalyptic novel where the main tribe of surviving humans lives in fear of the "refundians" a mysterious hostile human tribe. No one remembers the origin of the refundians or their name, all that is known is that they were once part of the main tribe, but abandoned it and renounced the True Faith. As the book progresses, the MC (a spunky teenage girl with two hunky love interests; one is her best friend from childhood, who adores her and is really hot; the other is mysterious and brooding and even hotter), discovers the origin of the refundians and the war that brought about the end of civilization, spearheaded by the Star Citizens of Cloud Imperium and their killer Squadron 42

In the end, its revealed the MC's tribe is the one who summoned the Star Citizens (who are the true deities of the True Faith) after decades of devotion, and they are actually trying to do it again (the MC was actually raised with that belief and has held it most her life). The refundians are merely trying to stop them. Now the MC must choose between the tribe she calls home and the one doing the right thing. To make matters worse, one of the love interests sides with the refundians and the other, with the main tribe (the Beckers)

371 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10385 02:36

1989/10/05 — yip >;r:; program to start ... This fall,—we-can-help-yo.ur-provide up to 12 additional hours ... samples of Meaty Bone dog biscuits.

372 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10385 03:08

Hahaha

Yeah, not bad. This is strange though. The important thing is is that that doughnut will be chewed, digested, etc, and then craped out and flushed. Funny. Happy Channukah to you too.

373 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10387 12:50

it’s a cartoon starring a talking kitchen sponge who is allegedly a white passing black man and yall drawing the line at a krab with a k (very kardashian teas) having a biological whale dorter????

374 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10387 22:08

>>373

>is allegedly a white passing black man

thats a new one

375 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10387 23:25

/wikhwema was “not very bright”. Silberbauer described him as a vain and inflexible man, prone to petulant outbursts, whose opinions were often wrong. He was apparently considered something of a standing joke within the band. Unsurprisingly, his wife N!anoag//ei was described as a morose and chronically dissatisfied woman, and one day she left /wikhwema for his best friend, a recently widowed man named /amg//ao.

/amg//ao was well-regarded within the band. He was “a virtuoso dancer, a consistently successful hunter and was rumoured to be a bit of a demon as a lover.”

/amg//ao was also a dwarf.

/wikhwema mourned the loss of his wife and best friend for over a year, and many in the band considered him quite the nuisance, including his daughter and mother-in-law, who still lived in the band. Every time /wikhwema was despondent or threw a tantrum, the rest of the band would convene to discuss the problem. Eventually, word got around to where N!anoag//ei and /amg//ao were living, and intervening parties tried to convince her to return to /wikhwema, but she wouldn’t budge.

376 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10388 07:59

Is it weird if I'm okay with the moon being a TERF? In Sandman, gods are petty, fallible, and most of the time just plain wrong.

377 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10389 00:13

[2022-02-08 16:12:13] killsushi: I had a dream the other night that 12 year old tokiko had been kidnapped by fat gingers and I was on a quest to retrieve him from their van, but then they broke my fingers after I refused to be their getaway driver so I jumped up and flew away while everyone clapped

378 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10389 11:25

i don't know what's worse:

  • that it was Fox that bought the Gumby franchise
  • that they're gonna make Gumby NFTs
  • or that they announced the deal in goDDAMN COMIC SANS THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL https://t.co/E1R37T722N

379 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10389 15:04

I think we are all dying before our times. I think we were meant to live much longer, which is why we
develop mentally so slowly. We are a species with a very long adolescence, and we never get out of it
because we die too young.

380 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10390 21:19

my otaku gf buyed and readed hxh first volume, then told me it was pretty cute. i showed her this

381 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10391 00:03

Help me! I'm an artist. I'm in trouble. I discovered a Cannibalism Restaurant here in Brazil. Now, there's an agency of espionage torturing me. My parents were kidnapped.
Can you save me? Please, I'm suffering.

382 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10391 13:31

I’m going with my wife and two daughters for cover.

You will easily recognize me as I’m overweight, have a beard and glasses and I talk in this over-enunciated and enthusiastic voice when it comes to games, Star Wars or Rick and Morty.

383 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10391 13:33

on the surface it seems like he is just saying "have an amico day", but pete is speaking in codes to devotees of a fanatical cult named Amico Dei.

he ritualistically chants the phrase as a closing to almost all of his videos, sometimes even intoning it with a seemingly cheery melody. however, the truth appears to be much darker. the use of a homophone, day, obscures the sinister reality that he wants you to have, ie experience, an Amico Dei.

ODB Peat is encouraging you to experience a life of total service and devotion to amico, including:

• self-flagellation via playing amico

• Definitely Voluntary celibacy

• giving all your money to amico

• only communicating to family/friends thru amico

• participating in aggressive shilling

the last one is the most obvious, as the others are concealed by the secretive nature of the cult. their inner machinations are hidden to all but the most connected individuals, put another way, those with "all access".

madness and pain await the brave soul who attempts to pierce Amico Dei's veil of lies and deception, as any attempt to expose them w/ reason is seen as a "sign of contradiction". ie, attempts at challenging them are seen as a vindication of the sect's views and evidence to support their continued zealotry. a brutal loop that can leave any logical human suffering from extreme incurable amiconesia, where you forget about anything not amico related, unspeakably tragic.

tread carefully, just because their views are baffling and incoherent doesn't mean they aren't a threat to the public. they are willing to sacrifice anything, their family, friends, wealth, & dignity for the amico. warn your communities about this vicious sect.

and most importantly, under no circumstance should you "have an amico day/Amico Dei".

384 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10391 14:06

I mean, I married my best friend on Mabinogi in the dark ages and we aren't fucking each other.

Well, maybe we are... but I must be sleeping through it.

385 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10392 07:40

おっぱい触らせて。 - シンジ (男性)

2022/02/11 (Fri) 13:07:34

どこか商業施設の人の来ないところで、
おっぱい触らせて?

386 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10392 13:46

If you put it like that, I guess I'd rather be a manchild than a zoomer

387 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10392 13:50

Im sick of redditors telling me we live in a dystopia

388 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10392 17:59

is this undertale reffrance

389 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10393 18:18

Hello! Any interest in Twink Fattening?

390 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10394 05:20

my ex gf injected into my ear for her male friends who do hear and see everything from me. and this year 2021 i just learned that these agents or contractor tapped into the signal also.there are alot of people like me all over the united states so what someone did is station a group of agenents or contractors inside a PD building and the watch us preventing us getting help. they have been intercepting and impersonationg people i try to call they dress up as PD butnot PD the are not officer but the have meet me face to face and try to make me look like a mental person, it is a psycologicl tactic they they all like to use they input false info. of me in system of me. i was married 13yr 2 kid now 25 24. i work for post office 9yrs this has happen to me 2015 became aware.

391 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10394 23:49

These headphones are incredible. NFTs sound fuller, warmer, more alive.

I can hear the blockchain's quivering movements, whispering into the digital aether.

392 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10395 03:30

I have been at Kroger for 7 years. Iam not allowed to change positions. I have asked so many times. I am told I am to stupid to do another job. I am called the deli retard. I hate Kroger so much. I have young children . I can not find another job. I would rather be dead than work for Kroger. I have to feed my children.

393 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10395 03:59

At 2/20/05 07:27 PM, Deathsaw wrote:
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394 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10395 12:17

People translating literal porn games where you rape underage girls have no right to arbitrate other peoples tastes imo. Only I do, as the person who plays those games.

395 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10395 18:32

try guessing where this one's from! TickleChgo

Sep 26, 1998, 12:00:00 AM
to alt.multimedia.tk


Here is a repost of some tickled to death stories I posted a long, long time
ago (that may have been my first ever post!):

*************************
TICKLED TO DEATH

In the 1884 book, Vie Sahara, Jacques de Beaunay wrote of the treatment
sheiks accorded unfaithful wives: "Sheep were slaughtered and a great feast
was laid. ... The wretched creature [the unfaithful wife], who was
surprisingly pretty, had been stripped well nigh naked. The attendants
seated her in a high place, bound her, and then proceeded to tickle the soles
of her feet with feathers. At first she laughed, a fearful, frightened laugh
tinged with hysteria.

"The sheik and his guests, gorging themselves the while on rich foods, laid
wagers on how long the doomed woman should survive the inhuman ordeal.

"As hour after hour passed, the tickling of the woman's feet continued
unabated. Gradually her uncontrollable laughter changed. It was a
demoniacal thing! She writhed and squirmed in attempts to free herself, but
her bonds held her fast. She screamed through her laughter, until, toward
the end, she was seized with convulsions, and died shortly after. It was
almost dawn."

An article entitled "Ticklishness is No Laughing Matter", Popular Science,
April, 1961, states that a Dr. Sandor S. Feldman of the University of
Rochester Medical Center, NY, "speaks of people being tortured by tickling
during religious persecutions in Cevennes, in Southern France, in 1760. Some
of these may have been tickled to death--by being thrown into fatal
convulsions or suffering a heart attack from the strain of the ordeal." It
states that another authority "notes that many Roman gladiators died
laughing--a reflex action from wounds in the abdomen, a touchy part of the
body."

An article in Esquire entitled "All Right What is a Laugh, Anyway" by
Richard Selzer (July, 19??) states: "If he does not stop [tickling], you may
die of it. In medieval Germany, in Rotenburg an der Fulda, people did.
There, in that place, prisoners were trussed in metal or leather to restrict
expansion of the chest. Salt was rubbed on feet; goats were invited to lick
it off."

In an article entitled "The Biology of Laughter" printed in Psychoanalytic
Review (Summer, 1966), Joost A. M. Meerloo states: "The Romans used tickling
as a cruel punishment. On the scaffold the soles of a victim's feet were
covered with a salt solution so that a goat, attracted by the salt, would
lick it off with his rough tongue and continually tickle the skin. By so
doing, the salty skin was gradually rasped away. Then, the wounded skin
would again be covered with the biting salt solution--ad infinitum, till the
victim died from the torture." This article also provides further details on
the physiological reasons why some people can die from prolonged fits of
laughter.

In "Psychology of Sex," Havelock Ellis quotes Prof. A. Allin "On Laughter,"
Psychology Review (May, 1903): "A number of instances have been recorded of
death resulting from tickling, and there is no reason to doubt the truth of
the statement that Simon de Montfort, during the persecution of the
Albigenses, put some of them to death by tickling the soles of their feet
with a feather."

396 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10395 18:33

was too long for one post, here's the rest

>>395
"The Little Book of Horrors," edited by Sebastian Wolfe and still published
by
Barricade Books, contains a supposed reprint of an old newspaper article, the
headline of which is "A WIFE DRIVEN INSANE BY HUSBAND TICKLING HER FEET."
The text is as follows: "On Thursday, last week, a very serious charge was
preferred against a man named Michael Puckridge... The circumstances ... are
of a harrowing nature. It appears that Puckridge who has lived very
unhappily with his wife, whose life he has threatened on more than one
occasion. ... Mrs Puckridge, who is an interesting looking young woman, has
for a long time suffered from varicose veins in the legs, her husband told
her that he possessed an infallible remedy for this ailment. She was
induced by her tormentor to allow herself to be tied to a plank, which he
placed across two chairs. When the poor woman was bound and helpless,
Puckridge deliberately and persistently tickled the soles of her feet with
a feather. For a long time he continued to operate upon his unhappy victim,
who was rendered frantic by the process. Eventually she swooned, whereupon her
husband released her. It soon became too manifest that her light of reason has
fled. Mrs Puckridge was taken to the workhouse where she was placed with the
other insane persons. ... An inquiry was instituted and there is every reason
to believe that Mrs Puckridge had been driven out of her mind in the way
described but the result of the investigation is not yet known." The article
is accompanied by an Victorian style drawing illustrating this scene!

397 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10397 21:27

Study: People Find Sex as Disgusting as Infectious Wounds

398 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10397 22:17

While not completely relevant to the timeline of events...

It was mentioned a few days ago that we know Xeviax is alive because he bought the Sex with Hitler game on Steam and it flagged up on the timeline. Assuming this wasn't a joke with image edit, etc, it shows he's still around and able to access the Internet.

The screenshot of when he bought the game doesn't have a date, but it's only been out since the 22nd Jan 2022.

399 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10397 23:46

EDIT EDIT:
Since everybody seems to love the picture so much here's the link. To the FULL picture!: http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/454947-The...

Fap happy.

EDIT:
PLEASE NO MOAR RAN RAN RUU

400 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10398 17:46

glitchtrauma June 12, 2021
referencing No Woman Allowed, 12", ROT 008

great record for two lads with rock hard boycocks to shag.
They should make a 'no queers allowed (homo boys room mix)'
for the 21st century people ashamed of nasty sex.
A gay club masterpiece, for sure. 5/5.

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401 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10398 18:00

Earthbound isn't just a game...it's more like a gift, from the Universe...much like how Cowboy Bebop was for anime....

402 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10398 20:36

I'm surprised there are still firm believers in "science" after the beating the non-mathematical sciences have taken in the last 5 years.
If I was a conspiratorial man they kinda remind of what some of you call an "op", shaming those who dont trust/question authority

403 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10398 20:38

fills my house with useless plastic crap instead of saving for the future
WHY CANT I SAVE FOR THE FUTURE

404 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10399 01:44

These self proclaimed leftists sure are happy to bootlick the government if they agree with then

405 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10399 22:03

I'm sick of it. I'm tired of being bullied into believing things I don't understand or yelled at for preferring one thing over the other.

I'm tired of second-guessing if I'm doing the right thing or being a good person all the time.

I used to be really, really susceptible to it in college but a few years ago I stopped. I took a break from all social media for a few months and started making decisions based on what made sense to me and what made me feel good.

Turns out, I didn't actually believe half the shit I thought I did, and I carried out a healthier lifestyle because I didn't have people in my ear telling me there's no point in trying to become better.

Twitter and Tiktok are ruled by a bunch of antisocial malcontents trying to make your life as miserable as theirs. Don't fall for it!

Go outside, talk to strangers, eat a healthy diet, get a run in, read books, trust experts, and don't forget how to be a person in the real world. Don't let freaks online take that away from you.

406 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10400 18:21

You didn’t have a childhood if you didn’t go over your friends’ house to take off your clothes and play gorilla tag

408 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10400 23:52

>>407 getting some real iiChan vibes from this pic

409 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10401 04:53

Yeah yeah debunking Christian creationism seen it before
Have some balls and review the satanic verses or pick apart hadiths or talk about Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh. Stop being chickenshit about other religions

410 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10401 08:55

alexa, order more anal lube for buttsex in my ass
shipping speed same day

411 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10401 22:42

Does it fuck anyone up that fictional characters will never experience the modern stuff you do? Like Kujo Sara will never get to eat a mcnugget and it hurts me emotionally

412 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10402 08:56

I was in a tiny school. Think, 200 students, tops. We really didn't have the general cliches. Everybody commuted from at least 20 minutes away by bus, so no demographic was particularly skewed.

Highlights include:

Sophmore year, I, with two of my other friends nominate Foamy The Squirrel for Student Council president. For whatever reason I miss the election, but they actually made us re-run the whole thing because apparently the entire thing got derailed, and some stupid freshmen actually voted for the squirrel. That being said, most kids running for student government were huge pricks.

When my friends and I were doing all the techie work for the school musical we would get out of class to do shit. Due to working in a tiny room under the stairs, we got unintentionally high off of paint and glue fumes. After the play was over, we kept coming back to that room for lunch for about two months to throw our bags, eat food, etc. We got kicked out eventually. The administration didn't take kindly to us having our own private lunch room.

Other than that, we were deemed to be the most apathetic class in the history of the school. We literally drove off a "Philosophy Teacher" who'd do those combined classes with our history teacher. Meaning she'd randomly burst in, and spout various religious bullshit. We got tired of this after about two weeks, and then set out to prove that we know more about Christianity than she does. In the end she got accused of forcing dogma down our throats, and after that stopped interrupting our classes.

All in all, pretty uneventful, yet it was a fun experience in a demure and peaceful sort of way.

413 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10403 06:56

The NBC special Law & Order of Rittenhouse will turn him into 6'2 blond Dolph Lundgren type, quoting Heidegger, Carl Schmitt, and Evola. Event will be shown as black SUV with Kyle using gatling gun driveby on crowd doing circle drum dance. Nazi billionaire orchestrates...

414 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10403 08:53

JSYK, the pictured fanfics are actually in isiZulu, an African language, and mistagged as Chinuk Wawa. Only anout 4 fics in the Chinuk Wawa tag are actually in Chinuk Wawa, and none of them are for Game of Thrones.

415 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10403 18:19

I prefer pigs. They have spiral penises and 2 types of semen, with second being sticky and sealing the rest of the semen inside. This is really erotic.

416 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10403 21:05

Because there are a lot of sad and lonely people on this site, it's tough to find love in this world.

417 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10404 05:38

Find where putin live

Put missle up ass

418 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10404 10:29

I feel like the unnecessary deaths of many, many people is not even remotely comparable to an anime girl not streaming anymore

419 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10404 10:33

>>418
It was all her fault

420 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10404 10:42

not that many people are even dying, i don't buy the CIA glownigger lie that putin wants to level ukraine and massacre all the ukrainians. so the rushia thing is definitely worse than the russia thing.

421 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10404 10:46

>>420

>CIA glownigger

Everytime this is said it makes me sad, Terry deserved better

422 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10404 20:55

>>421
dont worry those people only reside on the sharty

423 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10407 11:53

If I am going to die fighting for my country, you can bet your biscuits I’ll do it wearing whatever I feel like wearing. Full makeup, pearl earrings, perfume. All out. Girl power 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

424 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 15:49

Hey there! Nice Unboxing!! So, what's is the Godfrey's Poster dimmension's? Thank's Bro, Praise the Sun!

425 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 20:45

Other similarities, according to Storr, include Jesus' faith in receiving a special revelation from God and a tendency to elitism

426 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10410 06:48

Coming soon to an internet near you: NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! President Bush has made it his duty to rid of world of the internet because of all the filth that little children can access. Pay no attention to the fact that at first none of the websites he shut down forced porn on anyone and that they made you have to state yourself as being 18 because he is the president, and what he says goes! Pay no attention to the fact that he got rid of drawings that hurt no one while not doing his job of stopping people in the real world who actually killed people. All hail George Bush, fucking up the world one step at a time.

427 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10410 08:25

Here's a tip to women: Getting married is a MUCH better financial move compared to OnlyFans.

Your husband will make, let's say 100K/year, and he's basically giving you his entire paycheck every month. Really. You get to spend his money. Wow!

After 40 years that's 4 million dollars. Free money. All you have to do is have sex with him, and maybe you even enjoy that! Plus, people will actually RESPECT you! Isn't that amazing?

428 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10410 12:08

Imagine being a sad Russian conscript in the Black Sea. Your ship has run out of fuel and supplies are low. You hear house music thumping in in distance. You squint towards the water only to see a flotilla of mega yachts filled with Gucci wearing Ukranians speeding towards you. The sun reflects off of their gaudy jewelry making them seem like shining golden gods. They begin poping bottles of Dom in-between volleys of deck mounted howitzer fire. There is only despair.

429 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10410 13:58

Lately I have asked myself the same question, why? Why do you want this so badly. Why do you think that he is the one. Why do you want to educate yourself. Why do you let your emotions rein over you like a tyrant? Why oh Why can you not answer you whys? I feel like a person being ripped apart. In every aspect of my life there is a dichotomy between my heart and mind. I feel like Attila has set up shop in my body and wont rest until I am torn from the inside out.

430 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10411 21:37

昔のTVて凄い

431 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10412 13:40

>Is this his wife?

Irrelevant. He is gentlemanly to every woman. His butt gets wet, a minor sacrifice that he is willing to make for her. His hat happens to stay dry, but that's only because he is keeping his head under the umbrella to make conversation. The hat, like Luka himself, is waterproof and eternal. That's what I've heard.

432 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 14:25

God has given you autism because you would be too powerful without it.

433 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 18:58

Let me be clear. I have NOTHING against the Russian leaders. My fight is against the Russian people.

434 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 19:16

okay sorry i just found out the lore that the 'transphobic discord server' is them having a channel for astolfo porn

435 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10414 00:05

All around us, from all sides, this entire democratic world community has finally come to its senses, thrown off its mask and pounced on us like the Nazis on the Jews.

436 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10414 00:41

Roses are lame
Love are fake
Marriage are basically funeral and cakes.

437 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10414 07:53

Greatness?

If you liked that, you'll love the awesome website Pissing On The Homeless: http://www.disflux.net/pissing /

438 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10414 10:47

Look at it this way: you have 3 drones you use offensively to see Clyde’s mom’s huge bush through a window while she is changing at her house.

Her husband knocks one down. You still want to see her naked so you send another drone out.

You keep one drone at home as defense. In case someone wants to peep your windows at your house.

Her husband knocks your second one down and kills it.

Now you can’t offensively peep through Clyde’s house, and you only have one drone for defense.

You would have to replenish the other two in order to continue your offensive AND remain defensive from attacks at your home.

A strong military is important to keep your homeland safe too so you need to backfill it. SU35s (their new 5th Gen fighter) are behind schedule, have engine problems, and not realistic to replace when an older aircraft goes down. They need that budget for the SU35 but they can USE it in this war. It’s too expensive to lose

439 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10414 15:47

Naomi Osaka talking about melanin and refusing to speak in Japanese will bring world peace

440 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10414 22:18

stop talking like you're a supervillain lmao, you're a jew posting tranny porn on an estonian cotton farming forum.

441 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10415 11:21

I feel bad for Dragon Maid fans tbh, they just wanna enjoy their garbage in peace and they get discourse every 5 seconds from Twitter from every direction because of lame fans.

Admitting to being a Dragon Maid fan is probably more embarassing than being a furry at this point

442 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10415 12:02

>>441 What kind of discourse? I can just imagine the kind of schmucks on Twitter having serious debates about a cartoon

443 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10415 17:39

Goddammit now im hooked on this shit. What does it
mean when a 50 year old man gets hooked on
lolicore? Im confused by anime but love AMENS!!!!
BREAKS!! and BASS!! 14 min in OMG!! 33 min in shed
a tear 3 38min in bandcamp budget maxed for
month and next 60 min in pure disco vibes time to
start drinking )I wish i could like each track
individually some one make that shit happen I
demand it. (fe 1hr 27min I hope mothtek is related to
GODZILLA i love god zilla 140min oh shit....
yesyesyeysyeysyeysyeysyyes158 min wtf i didnt thnk
this was possible hold up its the contrast! 2hr in i
get it now 2hr7min FUCK YEAH 2HR13 FUYUUUUUCK
2 2HR18MIN MAKE ME HAPPY
ALCHOL MAKE ME SHOUT OMG WHY CAQNT LIFE
MALE M3ETHIS FUKING HAPPY?!!
SHHHHHHHH.2HR23 IS COMMING
STAdby stand by stand by stand by st and by
2hr26min worth th wait...loli in the earlt 2k what does
that mean? LOL its all agriculture 2hr35min fun fun fun
fun isnt that ghat its supposed to be…nd then stab
atab stab YESSSSSSSS2HR38MIN EVERYONE CAN
go fuckthemselves DRUNK2hr44min makes me wnat
to learn how to twerkohhh bully brigade is funwhat
does napkinterrorizermea n\HAVNT HAD THIS MUCH
FUN SINCE THE BROWN NOISE MEGAMIXC THANKS 11111113HR3 HOPLY SHIT!!!

444 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10415 18:31

>>441
Twitterites claim that it sexualizes minors and promotes pedophilia. There is not much 'debate' going on, just people telling about Riko and Shota's ages.

445 Name: Not 442 : 1993-09-10415 19:19

>>444
That's about what I expected from Twitter, but I get what >>441 is saying aside from Twitter's crusade against lolishota, even in places where lolishota isn't disliked maiddragon kind of has a stigma around it with the "ironic weeb" thing although Ilulu's gigantic titties kind of made it a little more liked.

Although the person who wrote this sounds like a self-hating furry

446 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10415 19:33

It's simple, they can't say something like "I want to fuck a hot teen" on a platform as anal as twitter, so they do sneaky things like "this specific anime is for pedos don't watch it its for pedos ew ew ew I didn't watch it yet I know enough about it to know that it's for pedos anyone knows what over animes I should never ever watch because I'm so scared of pedo shit bros help beware don't ever watch this list of those 20 animes that are disgustingly pedo I didn't get hard in the slightest please like and subscribe to the fellow not pedo guys fuck pedos"..

447 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10418 00:42

My girl started watching One Piece on her own time ❤️! As an anime weeb this not only excites me but broke my heart to pull her from watching the current Wano arc. And since I’m caught up on the manga I couldn’t allow her to eventually learn things I waited so long to find out 😄

448 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10418 02:02

I've grown significantly more radicalized (in Minecraft) since I first started watching chuubas in 2020, though.

449 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10418 19:16

The saying is “Let he who is without sin cast the FIRST stone”. After that, anybody can cast stones, it’s a free for all

450 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10419 18:26

My daughter is an non-verbal autistic and it is really hard for me to find things that she really enjoys... I stumbled upon ur five nights at Freddy's videos and when the jump scares happened she has never laughed so hard... Ur videos and crazy random noises u make gives us something we both can really enjoy together.. Thank u so much for everything u do cause u have brought more happiness in our lives... I cannot thank u enough for these special moments u have given me with my daughter... So again thank u so much and please never stop doing what you love

Much love❤️,
Cassandra (Reoloky) and my daughter Bailee

451 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10420 08:10

"Hyperborean tummy-pilled Aryan breeding pens. German women literally made for big finnish dick, think about it! Faustian homo-eroticism must be countered by big cummies in tradwives"

"Please Himmler, I need more artillery shells, my frontline is collapsing"

452 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10420 08:49

was jojo making a touhou reference?

453 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10420 13:21

When it's hard, you can get well by seeing the picture of "Gregor Samsa, who is a positive insect and is full of energy to go to work" that Google put out in commemoration of Kafka's birth.

454 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10421 06:31

I know the thread is mostly female focused, but take a bisexual male’s word for it when I say that there are a lot of very talented male stuffers out there. In fact, outside of some Nikocado-tier travesties, male stuffers seem to not suffer from the same problems as a lot of 3D female stuffers that we often complain about. The male stuffers seem more willing to push their capacity on average. Which is a real shame, since girls who can out-eat guys are the hottest shit imaginable.

455 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10421 07:09

“I’m not lovin’ it” … says Ronald on a remote Russian hillside. Rain pouring down, he takes one last puff of a french fry before extinguishing it, then grips his sniper rifle.

456 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10422 08:39

发点殴打妇女,暴力对待妇女的视频,
捉奸,捉贼,

457 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10422 15:33

kinda funny how "canon" only matters when I give a character some melanin and not when I give these touhou washboards some massive racks

458 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10422 17:52

>>457
Tbf the right audience will complain about boobhus too

459 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10422 21:38

When I cum I transmute my semen into 4th dimensional cocaine through alchemical practices and then inject said 4D cocaine into my eyes giving me a massive burst of energy and confidence

Nofappers BTFO

460 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10423 13:33

Sonic is not 16/17, he's 15. Someone lied to you...

Furthermore, no character in the Sonic franchise, with the exceptions of Shadow (He's ageless), Knuckles, Rouge, Vector, Espio, and a few others that aren't important, are of the age of consent.

461 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10424 04:24

A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year-old grandson. The old man’s hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather’s shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.

The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. “We must do something about father,” said the son. “I’ve had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor.” So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl! When the family glanced in Grandfather’s direction, sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.

The four-year-old watched it all in silence.

One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor. He asked the child sweetly, “What are you making?” Just as sweetly, the boy responded, “Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up.” The four-year-old smiled and went back to work.

The words so struck the parents so that they were speechless. Then tears started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done.

That evening the husband took Grandfather’s hand and gently led him back to the family table. For the remainder of his day, he ate every meal with the family. And for some reason, neither husband nor wife seemed to care any longer when a fork was dropped, milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled

462 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10424 10:06

Elden ring final score 9/10. Perfect game. i subtracted 1 point because the devs made Miyazaki remove some of the feet he wanted to put in

463 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10424 21:07

私と交際したいという方に事前に了承していただくこととして、私は障害から 働くこと、家事ををすること、事車を運転すること、など日常生活で必要なことはなにひとつできません 対人恐怖症、閉所恐怖症、広場恐怖症、被害妄想、チック症、独り言、奇声、どもりなどからファミレスや牛丼店などもいけません。 治ることのない障害なのでトレーニングをする意味も効果もなく、そういった目的でこれらの事を行うこともありません。 外食や外出、車の運転や家事や仕事などを強要する方はご遠慮ください。 連絡先 スカイプlive:.cid.f1eb6afd6a0567a2 ツイッター@yamadayamada58 メールgyunyu756124@yahoo.co.jp

464 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10428 09:35

first thing any wizard does is automate their life via magic, the house cleans itself, the food cooks itself, the dicks suck themselves.
But you put the Wizards into an Ivy League school and now it's not so much about convenience but exerting power over anyone with less than them

465 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10428 17:41

夢でうんこ漏らす夢見たわ

466 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 21:58

to be fair, churchill was under a lot of stress, having just murdered 3,000,000 bengalis without a second thought.

467 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 07:21

man the persona games are so fucking good when you ignore all the parts of them that are bad. it's such good writing when you take out all the bad writing. i somehow am being 100% sincere. they're just so cool except for the parts that are shit and make no sense

468 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 08:11

life is literally one big amogus

469 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 11:07

What you current event obsessed losers dont understand is when people tell you "I'm not really political" they're politely saying: "I dont want to discuss politics with a near stranger" or "I dont want to argue with uncivil weirdoes online". I cant believe you turned that into something to complain about

470 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 14:58

colorjaks are coal

471 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 15:31

How come monkeys are so hairy yet they have pink arses with no hair on, whilst I am bald as a coot and I’ve got a big hairy arse ? Perhaps Charles Darwin could explain that !

472 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 22:14

genetics

473 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 11:56

damn it takes a lot to make running around in elden ring as homer simpson fighting shrek unfunny but this youtuber somehow found a way.

474 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 13:23

women are gay

475 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 16:15

↑ It just... enhanced on luigi's face. Why...?

476 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 17:30

thats a one spicy mama mario meat bawl

477 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 23:55

Say what you will about Hitler but he’s never publicly defended JK Rowling

478 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10434 00:17

pingas

479 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10437 05:38

今の日本は確実に売れるってやつ以外は、量産低クオリティアニメにしかならない。声優さんも亡くなられてるし、個人的にはリメイクとかして駄作を生み出してほしくない。

480 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10439 12:56

God: Where is the brother, Abel?
Cain: Am I my brother’s keeper?
Laugh Track

481 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10439 22:35

Porygon was framed

482 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10441 04:25

While I will admit it felt pretty good, the risk of losing your penis is just not worth it.

483 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 11:43

Stop FORCING KIDS to go to the DENTIST!!!! Wait until they are old enough before them making LIFE ALTERING decisions with their bodies! PROTECT KIDS!!!111!

484 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 13:34

Unlike Australia, IRC has flood protection.

485 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 19:53

Anime aren't cartoons, they are stories told in animated medium native to Japan, the script for these shows can be as complex as anything made for Netflix, also you sound like Lunarians from Touhou Project they also hate everything that's impure, I recommend opening and broadening your horizons now a Doujin game franchise Touhou Project is specifically my recommendation for someone whose knowledgeable about religion and theology and would be interested in reading about different perspectives, especially the ones that are diverse from established Catholic canon, especially the print works and manga which are again not the same as US based comic but more a sort of nineteenth century developed Japanese medium that uses an adapted western form of comic to tell a story which could be silly and cartoonish, perverse and disgusting or as complex and philosophical as theology essays only with characters and fictional setting. You have to also be very open minded because Japanese creators often depict scandalous situations both for comedic purposes as well as to question both our social hypocrisy and social inequality or individual morality without implying support for such actions or activities it serves the purpose of portraying duality in characters a major theme in that culture, and that is why they don't try to avoid bad issues like certain narratives in western media do, another advice is that reading manga and watching anime is like swimming through treacherous waters on a small boat, you really need to know what you're doing and where you want to go, because you can easily get lost, stranded or sink completely. Anime and Manga are a Shinto/Buddhist mass media meant to represent that culture's particular world view, bear that in mind.

486 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 11:53

It's tough to read about the French far-right because you eventually see someone say "le wokisme" and you feel like you're being pranked

487 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 11:58

Ichiko Aoba sounds like Binding of Isaac music

488 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 12:13

I have been in relationships with men all over Europe, oddly the only ones who had language barrier issues were Dutch. I have not dated any Francophone men though.

Also Greeks are perverts holy shit

489 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 03:19

I once took a dump in my hand and threw it at my friend.

To this day I still don't know why.

490 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 03:36

In the Fall of 1990 in Ottawa, I lived within walking distance of a supermarket that my friends and I quite liked, for the main reason that it was open every night until eleven o'clock. One night, however, when I wanted to go to the supermarket, my friends were telling me I couldn't go - it was too late, and the store was closed. It was only ten o'clock, and when I reminded them the store was always open until eleven, they thought I was crazy, telling me that of course I knew the store was always only open until ten. We walked down to the store, each hoping to prove ourselves right, but when we got there, the store was closed, and the little sticker timetable on the door - which had obviously been there for at least months (and in the place of the one I had always seen before) - said the store was always only open until ten. The next day when we went, the other sticker timetable was back, and the store was open until eleven, and had always been open until eleven. Neither of my friends seemed to notice that we had slipped into that other reality for a night. They seemed to be as much a part of the shift as the store was - for them, it WAS always open until ten on the night it was, and the next night, of COURSE it was always open until eleven. Sometimes this sort of thing avoids itself in conversation; it's just hard to remember to talk about reality shifts with people who don't remember them.

491 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10448 05:21

>first night at a new kitchen as chef de partie
>head chef gathers us all round and tells us about a new recipe we're going to demo for a cream based sauce
>asks if we have any questions
>I jokingly raise my hand and ask if he has any recipes for a cream cringe sauce
>HC says he doesn't understand
>I explain that cringe is the opposite of based
>he still doesn't get it
>I spend the next 5 minutes awkwardly explaining in front of the whole kitchen staff
>HC stares blankly at me and says "The hiring manager warned me you were a bit of a spastic"
>My nickname ever since has been Spastic and even though I get my head down and shut the fuck up these days, it doesn't look like it'll change

492 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10448 17:45

The only disorder here is believing this is a disorder. You just have advanced psychic abilities, and a few google searches will make that clear to you and also guide you in understanding how to manage the shadow aspects which can be quite challenging at times. It’s absolutely disturbing to know that people who consider themselves “medical professionals” find comfort in labeling phenomena they don’t understand as “personality disorders” because they didn’t have the mental capacity to comprehend Jung’s work in school. You halfwits should be ashamed of yourselves for making young people believe there’s something terribly wrong with them simply because you’re ignorant and too arrogant and brainwashed by your own defunct programming to do some alternative research.

493 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10449 20:09

Wife dumps hubby which gives him a mood debuff. Within a couple of days, he has a minor break and starts a social fight with his ex-wife which leaves her unconscious and carried to the infirmary. I check the logs, and the game list getting dumped as the cause of the social fight. Okay, fine it was a pretty heavy debuff to mood, and that's how the game sometimes shakes out; the ex-wife being the target of that ass-beating was random. I almost forgot about it until the dumped hubby gets an Inspired Creativity. His art skill is high, so I put him to work on a grand sculpture. The notification drops for a legendary work drops, so I go see what's up. That dude turned out a legendary, jade grand sculpture of him beating his ex-wife unconscious for dumping him. I changed my mind about using that sculpture to jazz up the chowhall.

494 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 02:32

some evidence suggests the lifetime cost of medical treatment for obese individuals is lower than for healthy weight individuals. This is because healthy weight people live longer statistically and tend to develop chronic diseases that need to be continually treated into old age, whereas obese people tend to die from metabolic diseases at younger ages and avoid some of those protracted medical costs

495 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 13:39

Broke my fast early by swallowing cum

496 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10453 01:48

extremely sad to see groomer entering conservative vocabulary, its a really important word with specific meaning and should only be used in the context of complaining about ship art you don't like, decade old forum beef, ex partners you dont have any real anecdotes about,

497 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10453 02:41

Power dynamics make sense in theory but in practice doesnt it basically mean famous people can only date other famous people

498 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10453 21:33

What time was that? I remember Squeeks shitting himself a lot and avery and moot and alex strange in constant mind-war. There was a cement company owner and the pax tsukuru cabal, an alliance against the Basque and those insufferable frogriders. I think tablecat and milkribs were there too sometimes. I don't remember peace for a minute of it, even now there are some shiftless Russian future historians and an enigmatic rigid airship battling for the rights to our tombstones.

499 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10455 18:37

I'm a food scientist that specializes in icings, specifically icings with 6, 9, or 12 month shelf lives like you would find on a supermarket shelf.

What you are describing sounds like an icing close or past it's best but date, or one that has been exposed to heat greater than it's recommended storage conditions. This could have happened any time through manufacture, shipping, or in your possession. Trans far free icings, for example, start to break down at temperatures above 80F. At higher temperatures they are damaged more quickly. Just being left in a hot car for an hour or a few can destroy the icing as temperatures can exceed 120F in a car parked in the sun.

When an icing that contains trams fat free shortening, like palm shortening(actually, specifically palm, cause it's the worst) "break down" they separate. Liquid comes out of the icing and the icing becomes goopy. The flavors become muddled and even start to taste bad and rancid (just from heat, not age). The icing will even start to feel oily and leave an unpleasant residue in your mouth. Palm oxidizes quickly and can leave you with a pretty disgusting experience.

(On a side note, moving to trams fat free items sucks. Trams fat makes thing soooooo delicious. Who cares about heart disease and stroke...)

Since this is a consumer packaged food, I would either return it to the store or call the 1-800 number on the label. If you are sure you didn't heat abuse the icing, the manufacturer would like to know that with a lot was bad, or their product is being mishandled along the supply chain. They put their name on the label, and therefore they take responsibility/pride in ensuring a quality product. They really want you to call. They can't fix it if you don't.

Finally, autocorrect doesn't like "trans", keeps changing it to "trams."

500 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10456 14:08

gaz = death
grim reaper = DEATH
goku = OVER 9000

the battle is now equal

501 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10456 15:50

wasn’t even 48 hours man. died friday and was up and gone before dawn on sunday

guy billed for 72 hours on a project and did like 36 hours of work, MAX

502 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 06:34

This track makes me think of an 8-year-old girl undergoing an overhaul in her school uniform: Her blouse shrinking into a sleeveless crop top; her necktie turning into a bowtie; her plaited skirt changing color from a plain gray to a crimson plaid; her tights splitting apart and then shrinking into a pair of knee-high stockings; her Maryjane shoes growing high heels. Once the transfiguration of her wardrobe is complete, she'd start walking right towards us, moping and doping as she looks down at her magically-modified clothes in shock and confusion. The track ends with our view slowly but surely zooming into the schoolgirl's now-exposed belly button.

503 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 09:45

Child abuse - not a problem in Scotland, go fill your boots.

Singing bad songs - Jail time, you bad bad boy.

504 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 21:29

Porn sites should ban All Russians. Non-russians too.

505 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10460 02:31

Wow this sounds amazing, I'm going to buy this game and let it sit unplayed in my steam library for years.

506 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10460 06:02

Хотели мы с Вовкой пойти в кино. Мы это решили давным-давно. Но тут Серёжка позвал его, И Вовка бросил меня одного. А как же я, А как же я? Ведь он говорит, что мы Хотели мы с Вовкой друзья! в поход пойти, Уже собрались мы с ним почти, Но Петька его позвал гулять, И Вовка бросил меня опять...

507 Name: vc: pot : 1993-09-10460 14:11

Sentai Truther Club
An anticapitalist podcast dissecting tokusatsu from all around the world

508 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10461 06:56

We find that while block-based deduplication of our dataset can lower storage consumption to as little as 32% of its original requirements, nearly three quarters of the improvement observed could be captured through whole-file deduplication and sparseness. For four weeks of full backups, whole file deduplication (where a new backup image contains a reference to a duplicate file in an old backup) achieves 87% of the savings of block-based.

509 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10462 06:28

I once had a girl who wanted to send me nudes and guess what I did? I send her a picture of Jonah Jameson and said I don’t need nudes, I need pictures of Spider-Man and she couldn’t stop laughing

510 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10462 23:16

Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?

511 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10466 22:30

I dont know if you knew this....but laws of consent dont apply to blow up dolls

512 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10472 07:37

The line at my moms house that runs to the city sewer line burst. We did not know. Until someone came to work on something else and discovered it. This pipe was broken and was leaking raw sewage from our house for literally YEARS.

However. It burst below the garden (my late grandmother’s rose garden). So the garden was just straight up processing all that sewage, and the plants fucking loved it. And that’s how we discovered the reason one of the rose bushes had grown to 25 feet tall and was at eye height on the second floor. Like this thing was fucking huge, it was a sewage mutant beast. At the bases the stalks were like a roll of quarters, so thiccccc. And beautiful roses, like that thing had a hundred roses blooming come May, while its siblings on the other side of the house, away from the sewage line, had like 5-10. It’s crazy how that garden just used all of that, there was no smell at all, nor any indication. I had been living there and being the gardener as part of my payment for rent, so I’d spent the last two years in that garden nearly every day and had never smelled a thing, and I have been told my nose is very sensitive.

My mom got really, really, really lucky that the only thing that happened was fucking thriving plants instead of a 5 figure bill.

513 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10473 06:17

Whenever you see the premable of the constitution remember that the man who wrote it then went home and put a whalebone up his dickhole

514 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 01:20

I GET SO SICK OF SATANIC BANDS AS A NATURE COUWNTRY PERSON AND THIS CIND OF ATMOSPHERIC ESPECIALY THIS ONE IS MY BEST BAND EVER THAT TUCH ME AT A SPIRITUAL LEVAL

515 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 17:02

loooooooool EPIC REPLY 2 anonymous person thats the real story bro!freacking tards faggot dragqueen anus whisler stop wasting our oxygen we need it for normal people its not for error of humanity like u ,get the special this week in lowes hardware store 9.99 for 50 feet of rope find the nearest branch or bridge and just help yoourself and society swinging in the air by the neck please god!really GIRL IS THE IMPORTANT THING IN THIS VIDEO NOT THE TOOL GAYLORD!

516 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10475 19:13

Country is just farm emo.

517 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 09:50

> "wokism" whatever that is

It’s when you’re black but for political reasons

518 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 16:43

>>517 Dumbass...

519 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 19:14

piss off a jamiacan, really bad

i mean talk shit about his dreads

have a recorder handy

you'll have all the bad ass jamiacan style vocals you could want

then right before they try to bash you over the head, whip out a fat blunt and explain your shit

1 of 2 things are going to happen

they are going to try to whoop your ass, or if they are like any jamiacans i know, they will appreciate the balls....

even better yet, have a friend with a recorder handy and intentionally pick a fight with 'em .... after you are down beating the hell out of each other have your guy whip out a fat blunt

and keep the recorder going

tell me once you get back to the studio you wont be higher than a kite on life, with some fucked up experiences for inspiration

yeah, i mean your eye might hurt but this is a drum and bass forum so you can check that pussie shit at the login page

520 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 19:28

>>517
>>518
Wokism is just fully embracing the fan culture of Woking Football Club

521 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 23:46

idgaf i dont understand how yall will support goreshit when his genre is literally called LOLICORE

522 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10477 07:53

Beluga whales are not "poggers". The behaviour you think is cute is actually anger and aggression. That whale would try to kill you if you were in the water with it

523 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 06:44

buddy i appreciate how you're open about your opinions. that's cool. what would also be cool would be if you didn't call an agender person a guy

524 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 09:10

You of all people should be happy about Twitter prioritizing free speech, you'll be able to talk about how much you want to beat the shit out of conservative women without getting banned now.

525 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 09:26

Sexual Justice Supporting Victims, Ensuring Due Process, and Resisting the Conservative Backlash

526 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 09:44

Wow Mao..... Just..... wow.... no comment..... Well, know this is a comment but you still get what I mean.... But it was pretty funny.... I bet you Ms. Nitsche laughed a ton. And it seems like something totally you....Nice rapping skills, but I do have to ask.... Why was Mickey Mouse and the random dinosaur in it????

- Dani ;P

527 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 12:58

Printers get me sooo flustered they're just so gentle and controlled and precise My heart flutters a little when I smell ink or feel the heat coming off a sheet of freshly printed paper. I used to work at an office with a large printer up front that got a lot of paper jams, and it was such a joy to service. I miss that intimate, loving experience of opening it up and feeling it's warmth on my fingers, being so careful with it's internal parts as I explored the issue. I like to think that I was giving it some relief by getting that jammed page out.

528 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 05:47

I like humping pillows while I am on my bed or on the floor. I find these places more comfortable for this purpose. Since I want to avoid rug burns, I have a blanket spread out if on the floor. I like wrapping small pillow and then a medium pillow on top of a large stuffed animal in the same way as a hot dog does. I hold the wrapped stuffed animal down and put pressure on the place where the pillow meets the vagina by taking both of my hands down there. I have found that putting pressure there at a comfortable speed is very pleasurable and once you start feeling the pressure more, you can start grinding against it to enhance your pleasure. I also like sitting up on the pillow and humping it quickly at a speed I am comfortable with. In my experience humping fast produces a stronger orgasm. So, don’t stop when humping the pillow even if you get tired because stopping usually is very frustrating as it prolongs the orgasm.

529 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 10:00

“William Jennings Bryan the saint! The power of Christ compels him!” Sylas was beside himself. There he was, the great orator before him, upon that majestic Chicago altar, resplendent and magnificent in all his heavenly glory.

“You come to us and tell us that the great cities are in favor of the gold standard. I tell you that the great cities rest upon these broad and fertile prairies!” Yes, yes! Preach it William! “Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic. But destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country!”

Sylas was shaking with nearly unbridled enthusiasm. How long he had followed his savior! How far he had traveled from the fields of Nebraska, where he first heard the Great Commoner speak his heavenly truth, to this… this Great Hall, laden in dove white, bloody crimson and heavenly blue. Oh, dear God! Lost in his own thoughts he was missing the Peerless Leader’s words!

“Therefore, we care not upon what lines the battle is fought. If they say bimetallism is good but we cannot have it till some nation helps us, we reply that, instead of having a gold standard because England has, we shall restore bimetallism.” Bimetallism! Of course! The key to prosperity. The path to godliness! Sylas’s ashen fields would again burst in abundance, row after row of vigorous corn crop and plump milk cows. Mary would return. And the children… heavenly father above the children! But wait! Listen. The racket of rain pours down upon this altar’s great roof as proof the Orator's word’s carry God’s full weight.

“If they dare to come out in the open field and defend the gold standard as a good thing, we shall fight them to the uttermost, having behind us the producing masses of the nation and the world!” Fight the bastards! Satan’s demons roamed freely upon God’s ripe green earth, nothing was clearer. They laughed in their asphalt sewers and mocked the righteous American as he toiled doing the Lord’s great work. Sylas clenched his teeth and seethed with the desire for ferocious retribution. And suddenly like an answer above God’s thunder tore with heavy cracks and crashes and a fissure appeared in the ceiling, raining down plaster and water as if sent from heaven.

“Having behind us the commercial interests and the laboring interests and all the toiling masses, we shall answer their demands for a gold standard by saying to them, you shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns.” William Jennings Bryan, the Silver Knight of the West, the Boy Orator, raised his arms as he spoke like Jesus in holy crucifixion, as if to welcome the falling timbers of the Chicago Convention Hall as it collapsed around him. Sylas heard shouts from all sides. Cheers? Screams? It did not matter, Bryan thundered on!

“You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!” A brilliant flash of light illuminated the grand chamber, quickly accompanied by a deafening roar and a soft sizzle. Pieces of the wooden stage exploded into the front rows, sending the crowd scattering in hysterical pandemonium as beads of fire rose from the remnants of Bryan’s fiery dais. The Democratic National Convention members rushed beside him but Sylas could only stare in awe at the triumphant scene as it unfolded before him.

He stepped forward, torrential rains pouring down upon him, walking over severed limbs and writhing bodies until he reached the glowing platform upon which, he could see now, Williams Jennings Bryan lay sprawled and motionless.

“A cross of gold!” Sylas cried. “A cross of gold! You shall NOT crucify us!”

He stood atop the platform now, kneeling to the lifeless body. He cupped his savior’s head, cradling it in his supporting arms. He stroked the Silver Knight's hair back from his face, closed his lifeless eyes and, leaning closer, whispered into his charred-black ear.

“Three days William. Three days. They have crucified you once again for mankind’s sins. Three days, dear, dear William.”

530 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10482 01:49

ty for the benadryl lore

531 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10482 23:17

An added thought: perhaps these guys are just a bunch of tryhards with no genuine authenticity or sincerity to their posts

532 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 07:09

ok i'm not going to argue with you man. I'm jamaican. i was listening to radio when this song came out. i am TELLING you its not George Nooks. Do you even know who George Nooks is? You are making a fool of yourself.

533 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 11:49

that happeed to me once there was spmeone banging the walls reallyloud in my building and i just curled up on my bed shaking and covered my earsuntil it ended someone told me it was a person stuck in their washroom and they were trying to get help

534 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 08:27

I'm not normally one to say "why was this five second 1.3k views 13 year old video recommended to me in Dec. 2020" but why was this this five second 1.3k views 13 year old recommended to me in Dec. 2020

535 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 17:57

The first time i watched this video i had a panic attack for days after hearing the abrupt and lour pop at 7:31 so yeah if your like me and random noises trigger panic attack be wary

536 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10487 16:54

Brb chemically castrating myself so I can properly understand the characterization in Transformers

537 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 07:30

BlackPeopleDogs.com

538 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 10:49

the only way to defeat the deep state was to make it legal to allow an unlimited amount of bugs in the food

539 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 21:05

If I make it to 30 and a catgirl (specifically Vanilla from Nekopara) never sits on my fucking face, I'll flip a coin and Heads I blast my brains all over the kitchen ceiling or Tails I transition and become Vanilla from Nekopara.

540 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10489 17:53

Every now and then a dick is so pretty it lives on in your mind, making other dicks seem… blah. But that’s a really like, thrice in a lifetime dick experience

541 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10490 16:26

There's more in the quote retweets if you wanna see teenage girls defend grown-ass men.

542 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 05:32

Looks like swahili tribes put holes into their cows to harvest their blood then mix the extracted blood with the animal's milk to sustain themselves because their beliefs forbid them from eating plants. As a result it weakens their herds and reduces their milk and meat yield. A similar process is used by vegans of the west as well. To be able to create meat-like sustenance they use unnatural processes that cause extra energy expenditure, create waste and introduce chemicals to food. Both Swahilians and westerners are inefficient omnivores by proxy. If they managed to put their false beliefs and morals aside they would benefit greatly from their newfound modus operandi. Following the same logic we can easily say that borders and definitions are arbitrary constructs built on false beliefs as well and I am actually having intercourse with a polish woman by proxy when I fuck my dog.

543 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 11:17

>>542
Made sense until the polish woman part. Is it just trying to say that veganism is equally incoherent?

544 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 23:59

>>543
It's trying to say that he's horny for Polish women but lacks a non-canine outlet for his frustrations.

545 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 00:21

>>544
sad. many such cases!

546 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 16:07

子供部屋の製糞器 精神分裂病河合豚ウンコ貼り丸の内アスぺ爺ィは朝鮮人らしく家でおとなしく寝てろ害児
在日朝鮮人は祖国へ帰れさもなくば日本の空気吸うな

547 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 19:36

NFL, MLB, NBA provide valuable platform for AAPI

548 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 03:57

She looks like my son. Source? Post more

549 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 17:11

I dont think Winston Churchill can talk about anyone doing the right thing

550 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 19:34

I've only had sex once and the guy couldn't cum because I was too ugly

551 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10495 09:18

Undertale reacts to touhou

552 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10495 21:45

I'm 18 and I know what a floppy disk is. Heck, I own one. It's purple btw and it doesn't have anything on it yet.

553 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 10:39

does hatsune miku qualify as a fictional character or is she real. like it’s different from, say, gorillaz, cause her entire thing is that she’s a robot/computer program/what have you, and also she isn’t an alter ego for one specific artist. so by being canonically digital in her lore and also the same thing in real life i don’t think she is fictional. my point is when you play games that feature her she is actually talking to you like you are conversing face to face with the actual real hatsune miku and not just her likeness

554 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 11:25

“Somethingcheeky killakill gunworld boobcomicfurries everywhere, anomalies with big heads and anomalous mouth, get off my tractor. G8 hurtingspring. Shot through door, shoot eyes instead of punishment, made zombie gunrunners problem.”

555 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 23:29

if the persians had had a group of waffle house employees at the battle of thermopylae the spartans would have been toast in the first hour. a bunch of scared LARPers wouldnt be able to resist their vengeance

556 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 23:46

>>553
Interesting point.

I personally think the only qualification necessary to make someone or something a fictional character by definition is the presence of counterfactuals. You can see on Miku's official profile (https://ec.crypton.co.jp/pages/prod/virtualsinger/cv01_us) that, although she is acknowledged to be a singing voice synthesizer, she has anthropomorphic traits that software objectively cannot have or that do not align with reality.

These include an age (while her original voice bank will in fact be 16 years old in a few months, she has always been 16 and will presumably continue to be 16 when her voice bank ages past that), a height, and a weight. One could argue that her height and weight implicitly apply to digital worlds in which such concepts exist independent of our reality, but the age thing nonetheless seems counterfactual. Perhaps an argument could be made that such digital worlds possess their own decoupled and static time axis, but Miku's unchanging age nonetheless seems to contradict the clear passage of time in (most) such worlds.

Regardless, one could create a digital entity that is 'real' by carefully avoiding assigning them any fictional characteristics. Hatsune Miku just probably isn't such an entity.

557 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10497 00:01

I'm going to fuck Hatsune Miku and we'll have babies

558 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 09:02

Somebody should make an ai waifu chatbot already. Microsoft or google made something like that, but then shut her down from public and only use her privately.

559 Name: This is referring to people criticizing a footballer's comments : 1993-09-10498 13:10

I like how people make fun of him and his team, not realising that nobody will remember them, they'd just be another parasite burdening their country's social advantages, while the people they're making fun of are Elite at what they do, and have written their names in history books.

560 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 14:34

>>559 tru dat

561 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 01:51

this is real. this is a real antifa group who really actually use lupin the fucking third as their goddamn guy fawkes mascot. in KANSAS CITY of all places

562 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 13:24

According to the 1818 Dictionnaire Infernal by Collin de Plancy Belphegor was Hell's ambassador to France.

563 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 15:00

I told her to dance! Instead she exploded. I told her to explode, and she exploded. I told her to take off her top, and she exploded. Everything I tell her to do she explodes! This game sucks because I was expecting expecting her to dance agasint a pole! Instead she got out a gun!

564 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 15:39

Ballin', but at what cost?

565 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 21:20

Panic! at the Twenty One Fall Out Dragons yass means yay a sex slave don't say it

566 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10500 11:59

Bunnies occasionally get so happy that they do little flippy jumps and break their spines and die. It's the most brutal happiness ever.

567 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10500 12:17

Now Master Tyrone shall teach you his understanding of the first word of power, "We".

568 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 00:40

I think all IxxP types hide their greatest strength from others for multitude of reasons. INFPs/ISFPs hide their deep insightful emotions, probably because that isn't generally accepted in a more expressive/mirroring Fe society. INTPs/ISTPs hide their reconstructed understanding of Te systems that society tends to purpurate, as not copying and pasting the already existing systems goes against the "rule-following attitude" that society also needs. Yet we all cherish IxxPs long after they're dead for their emotional/intellectual insight and originality, but their lives were anything but cherished.

569 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 01:26

Man, this guy needs his own show on adult swim. We'll call it "Ghost's radio beatdown". The whole cartoon revolves around him being racist and screaming at every two year old because they think his laughter their laughter is pointed towards him. In the final episode, Ghost crashes a blimp into a building where he believes all his trolls are, but the building happens to be the one place where his fanclub meets. He is than given the chair, and the my little pony theme plays us out.

570 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 12:14

Maybe stop calling me fatshit and this will end?

571 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 18:27

I would love to see instruments, music lessons, and free haircuts at an immigrant detention center. Cut to three sad dudes in a dark cell playing a violin, accordion, trumpet without much energy/enthusiasm. Then one guy (clearly a white immigrant from a Euro country) plays this beautiful classical music solo number and there are guards who hear this and take pity and give him citizenship on the spot. Hard cut to the three dudes in the cell who now have a light shinning on them and who get up and start playing a little banda or mariachi song & it's really good but of course the guards don't care cause it's Mexican dudes playing music. Cut to a random immigrant detainee who was getting a haircut in the background. The barber gets rid of his old messy hair and styles it up to look slick and maybe overly gelled and stereotypical American-business like. It's another useless attempt to change/anglicize appearance so that someone might hear your case for fleeing your country. Anyway - ty for letting me use this thread to workshop a new music video pitch

572 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 21:05

The R in R2D2 stands for Racist.

573 Name: (carbon monoxide) : 1993-09-10501 23:25

Government trying to use esoteric memes to psyop you from the forbidden air

574 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 06:02

What the Stop Asian Hate crowd doesnt understand is that we dont hate Chinese people. We hate TCM.

What's wrong with Turner Classic Movies?

575 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 07:15

Dipping donuts in orange juice, someone asked me if American people do that and it didn’t even auto complete on google and I realized I’m a freak

576 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 10:02

sir, youre debating with a 22 yr old kid who still lives at home with his parents and whose twitter bio says "stonks and crypto". save yourself the pyrrhic victory

577 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 21:24

Story Bitch Wed 25 Jun 2008 02:00:00 No.4739831 Report
>>4739620

Gah, please, this isn't /b/, people, save the gay/black/trans/assorted minority-bashing for there. This was the one of the shitiest of South Park's ignorant, selfish, "hey look at me I'm being offensive to get attention" juvenile drivel. First of all, Garrison is the worst character, and his sex change came out of the fucking blue, just so they could make an episode making fun of trans people. Second, trans people have a legitimate problem, and, until we can somehow send in swarms of nanobots to change the DNA in all their cells, then hormone therapy and plastic surgery will be their best hopes. Its not furry or otherkin faggotry; the developing fetus is identical in males and females up until a certain point in development, and its possible that the male body can develop while the female-wired brain remains, or vice-versa. Its one thing to make your body superficially resemble what it would look like if you were the opposite physical sex, in order for your physical sex to be more in-line with your gender (what you are inside/identify as), and putting on a fursuit and pretending you're a fox. Again, South Park fans, like South Park, use faulty analogies to support their ignorance and bigotry.

578 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 21:36

There are small bands of Mongolian ultra-nationalist thugs that style themselves as neo-Nazis and have assaulted foreigners including whites, blacks, and particularly, Chinese. They are especially provoked by foreigner interaction with Mongolian women. They are mostly found in the capital, especially in the cheaper bars and night clubs.

579 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 00:12

electricity inside anus is absolutely delicious, like a massage. This product offers very nice contractions inside..

580 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 17:31

I'm curious what it is but i have no desire to see it visually. Can someone describe what goatse is?

Wait is goatse that weird Hentai of a little baby goat wanting to play videogames but ends up getting sexually assaulted instead?

581 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 13:38

Perhaps because they only eat dog food, which smells delicious, dogs don’t produce anything nearly as gross as what comes out of a human being, let alone a woman. (Women’s shit smells worse than men’s,

582 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 05:31

Check out BLK — a free dating app for Black singles.

583 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 06:47

> my number is so big even if you filled the entire universe with electrons that still would be less than my made up number

very cool u fuckin loser.

584 Name: vc: soy : 1993-09-10507 01:52

Staring at this image like the occluded mahdi just appeared in front of me

585 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 02:11

some of the animus towards AI ethics comes from the perception that their work is being done at the expense of alignment work

i.e. People are working on "how do we make sure the AI doesn't say the N word", instead of "how do we make sure the AI doesn't turn us into paperclips"

586 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 09:55

The famous bible quote from jesus himself: Let ye without sin blow their fvcking heads off.

587 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 11:44

The Gay Magic Guide To Sexual Domination is the ONLY sorcery book of it's kind that is geared towards empowering gay people to attract the mates they desire, whether they be straight or gay.This unique book is also a talisman that connects you with powerful streams of consciousness to empower all of your seduction and dating. By viewing the sigils contained within before and after you engage in any of the practices offered, you will experience dramatic relationship and romance manifestations. No other book in existence connects you to the powerful streams of gay seduction; only the Intergalactic Guild Of Occult Sciences has the knowledge to do this.You'll learn powerful bio-physical and sorcery techniques that allow you to seduce nearly anyone you desire.

588 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 19:38

she's your travel guide, backpack, secretary, and tard-wrangler all in one and all she asks for in exchange is tasty food and interesting conversation, she's like if g.k. chesterton was a retarded floating baby

589 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 05:32

Why didnt any narutards fight back? I mean.. come on they always say "lol if i was a ninja i would pwn ninjas ass"

590 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 23:52

One issue is that ya'll degenerates are paying for full body furry commissions (good for you!) but keeping it private. Thats no way to create cultural impact.

Rent a gallery and host an art show
Buy a chapel and have them paint a ceiling
Sculpt it in marble on your Mausoleum

591 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10510 03:00

Jo

I love the simpsons and this movie was really crappy!!!!FRONTSIDE??? puh this shit has got to land on the dumpyard.

592 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10510 07:45

#dnquality

593 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10510 14:45

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594 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10511 05:06

he has a rimworld folder too
i thought they closed that place down but it makes sense that anon would be enough of a faggot to go to the world's #1 gay anal rimming emporium so regularly that he needs a special folder to hold his membership fee receipts

595 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10511 06:03

Doug from Who's Right? is back to discuss how Black on Asian crime is a result of white supremacy and how Patrick Michael got a new soundboard and proves white people are not that great. Also, Adam Goldstein joins us to discuss his legal issues with Stuttering John.

596 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10511 09:49

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

597 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10514 19:03

i can't believe the whole time i actually disliked this game because it was on mobile, not because i've already seen people spend thousands of dollars to not even get the shit they want in the game because of stupid ass gacha bullshit. silly me. thanks kotaku

598 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 00:01

According to police officer, "Omkar Singh told the police that his daughter Manju had relations with several men. He had asked her to mend her ways several times in the past. However, she did not pay heed. Out of pure rage, he chopped off her head with the sword".

599 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 01:10

Sounds strangely hilarious when the story is this compressed. Not the most fun situation to actually participate in.

600 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 03:53

Actually, that's what both many Christian and non-Christian theologians professionally call: "We do a little trolling."

601 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 17:27

Thank you Google for recommending me videos debunking creationism from anison videos. I was totally having a creationist vs naturalist debate rage internally while I was jamming to ナナヲアカリ

602 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 17:46

Fuck this 24/7 porn bullshit and fuck this Website and the people in it. What I want is this, god damn it. THIS is what I call proper art. Man, I love ahegaokami. They don't pump out porn, they pump out wholesome content and just overall cute stuff that I would not dare masturbate to. It's a god damn pity that the weather is getting nicer and everyone is just busy fapping and playing video games all day long. I don't want to be horny. It's not even a gimmick or funny. I just want to find genuine happiness in this world. I just want to be with the ones I love, the ones I can call a friend, a family. I just want to sit on a Swing with everyone I love and Swing away my borrow, knowing i'm at good hands. I don't care about this "Shut up and fap" excuse anymore. I don't want any business with porn at all. I want Sex with Passion. I want to feel the bond, feel the love with my partner. This is what sex is about, but the internet trashed it away. And for all the dead weights Who want to argue that that's not the case, fuck you. And adios

603 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10516 00:01

BURNSOUCOU, the lone developer behind the kemono switch fighting game Mofumofu Sensen, has decided to try to localize the game for other countries, because someone made fan art of the main character with a huge ass.

604 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10516 10:00

Real world use for virtual vippers writing formal proofs in purely functional scheme in video essays to formally call dqn filth out for the distasteful cretins they are.

605 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 16:50

I love fucking since for inventirng computer gammes.

606 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 21:26

Put your country as Gabon in the parameters and you won't have this problem anymore

607 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 06:25

staying here for long will do so much more harm than good. feeling like you’re a part of an anonymous online community when your goal is to have better social life only pushes you deeper into being antisocial. there’s a lot of great advice here that goes into waste, because looking at a good advice makes you feel like you’re doing something, even though chances are you’ll never end up doing it and forget it within 10 minutes. it feels so good to communicate with people here, but if you want an actual irl social life, it will only make things worse.

608 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 08:33

Police reconstruction of events: "Suspect presumably mistook gas canister for his Thermos, cracked top, realized his mistake as gas began hissing out. Reached for lunchbox, discovered he accidentally brought his car battery instead. Tosses battery angrily to the ground."

609 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 09:45

ah yes the two genders, mark zuckerberg and nondescript asian woman

610 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 10:03

Weddings are literally a party celebrating two people who fuck. Everyone in the world has to know the couple is fucking--even God.

611 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 14:36

U.S. Soccer
Recognizing Juneteenth is to create awareness of the holiday, to drive discussion, and to turn that discussion into action. In this season of change, we strive to do our best work every day encouraging allyship, inclusivity and belonging.

Belgium FA is with U.S. Soccer

612 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 17:14

Go outside you dirty cracker. You're making your race weak by complaining on the internet instead of breeding your fellow women, except you hate real women which is why you will disappear, because you're in the lowest tier of manhood in the civilization your ancestors built lmao
Oh wait you can't even go outside cause you're allergic to sunlight lmao
you lack HUMAN genetic code like MELANIN. Meanwhile a Black Savannah warrior can easily withstand the POWER of the sun. Fucking crackers can't even look at the sun LMAO

613 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 22:09

Naomi Osaka injury party

614 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 00:39

Katie Kat

Why was Sanjay acting like that? Was he uncomfortable in Megan’s costume or whatever did he have to use the bathroom bad or something? What do you think?

2 years ago

Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi

Itz Katelyn You know why

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi what would your opinion be? Just wondering what you think on the reason why

1 year ago

Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi

Itz Katelyn he was acting like that because he was uncomfortable in the suit

1 year ago

Travis Rose

Or maybe it that's she farted in the costume and sinks.

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Travis Rose yeah possibly, I might have to look that one up. I heard Megan has a huge crush on him idk why she forced him to go in that suit with her. She should have let someone else in there other than her crush. I mean he ain’t gonna want to date her after that lmao

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Travis Rose and I wouldn’t call that a favor for her, that was her playing a trick probably maybe she was up to something 🤷🏽‍♀️

1 year ago

Macaco Velho

maybe it's because she farted in his face inside the costume where he had difficulty breathing

7 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
I believe it has nothing to do with love but with the heat of fantasy and its fart

7 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think he breathed better with her farting or without her farting? Also why do you think he yelled Craig’s name?

7 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat her fart would give him more air to breathe but as a result the smell would get really awful and I think he yelled the name Craig because Craig is his best friend and Sanjay didn't know what to do when she farted and asked Craig for help Do something

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I'd rather have that difficulty breathing than having to support myself with Megan's fart to breathe

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think Craig saved him in the end or no?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I think Megan must have scolded Sanjay for calling Craig, because that wasn't part of the play, even though she's wrong to fart in Sanjay's face

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat but what's your opinion about it?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
why do you think Megan farted in Sanjay's face being that she's in love with him?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I feel sorry for Sanjay because he helped Craig throughout the episode and in the end he had to stay in this costume and even got Megan's fart in his face

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat 🤢

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho well it said on Megan’s character that she has a secret crush on Sanjay, but if she does then she shouldn’t have done that to him bcs she’s just rude and disgusting 🤢 no offense but she won’t attract him and he ain’t gonna want her

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho my opinion is I think she should have canceled that pageant haha

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho I agree with you on that one and what do you think Megan did that wasn’t part of the play? Was it farting or Sanjay yelling?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat yes much better than forcing Sanjay to stay in that stinky heat and still her fart

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat the fart

6 months ago

615 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 00:40

>>614
Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho I would have told Megan that she’s fired or to cancel that pageant, who knows maybe I would have burned her costume 😂😂

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat and i loved your idea of ​​burning her fantasy so no one else would suffer from being the butt

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho that’s probably why he said he can’t make it, he doesn’t wanna take the risk of her farting in his face and smelling nasty in a suit. Idk why Sanjay wanted to go in there, I bet he regretted it

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho dang I feel bad for him, what do you think Megan was wearing in there shorts or underwear?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
I believe, that's all you said, the question is what did she eat to release that fart?

4 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho she probably ate beans or spicy foods bcs that makes us gassy. She needs to hold it in better and she needs to know when to do it when it’s the right time. Her doing that to him was the wrong time. Unfortunately her mom never taught her manners.

4 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho it really depends tho , bcs sometimes boy farts are stinky too. What do you think she was wearing in there?

4 months ago

Bob Clan

@Katie Kat why do u guys even care

3 months ago

Katie Kat

@Bob Clan we’re just curious lol

3 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho also about her having a crush on him and farting I his face, I think she was trying to give him a pink eye, so he can only look at her and no one else

3 months ago
Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat my mom has the habit of farting on my side or in my face, but that doesn't mean I do these things with my friends and anyone else, so I think anyone can have good manners, regardless of their mother

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Bob Clan because we care about these little details

3 months ago

616 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 00:40

>>615
Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat yes, we are curious

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat Megan is very jealous, I have no doubt that she would do such a thing, and she also farts a lot during the drawing, and she should have farted a few farts near Sanjay, to be able to do that, maybe this isn't even the first fart she's farted dropped it in Sanjay's face

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I think that's why I felt sorry for Sanjay, because my mom farted on my side too, so I don't want anyone else to go through that either, it's very disgusting and stinky

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
yes maybe she farted several times just to keep him quiet and only stopped farting when he didn't make any more noise, yes when my mom farts in my face i wash my face for a long time so it doesn't get stinky

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat my mother farts a lot like Megan, but I'm not like that, so Megan I think her mother farted on her side and in her face too, and ended up becoming that way because she didn't learn not to repeat her mother's steps, just like I

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat do you think she farted on purpose? or was it by accident and she holding it

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho probably on purpose it seems like

2 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I also think, probably she must fart in fantasy with anyone who is inside the fantasy, that's why Héctor didn't go, she must have farted in fantasy with him inside

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho how come Sanjay went in there then if he didn’t want to?

2 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
because he made a deal with Megan, that she would give the clothes to disguise the eel, and in exchange Sanjay would have to go inside

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho was it Craig that made the deal tho? Since he called her.

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho this may be a weird question but do you think Sanjay had to go to the bathroom really bad while he was in the costume? And do you think he was hungry or so?

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think he had to use the bathroom really bad too?

2 months ago

617 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 18:56

BREAKING NEWS: SONIC ORIGINS SHOWS TAILS LITERALLY GETTING TROLLED (which was missing from the Sonic 2 movie) I REPEAT A SONIC GAME CANONICALLY SHOWS TAILS GETTING TROLLED THIS IS NOT A DRILL

618 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 23:54

it kind of freaks me out that there are still people still freaking out about the word "soccer" and particularly Americans liking football like it's the 80s or the 90s, especially since as for foreign audiences North America are small compared to Asia these days. Redditors amirite

619 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 08:54

Radio 4 host Justin Webb admits he had 'no idea' transgender athlete he interviewed about sport rule changes once BOASTED about knocking out women - as listeners compare it to 'asking what Jack the Ripper thinks about street safety'

Ohenebeakunu Justice Darteh
Hahahaha
I Laugh enter washroom

620 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 11:03

I'm agnostic, but let me follow the idea

God,a being so powerful and so ancient that it created the whole universe, all the galaxies and all the planets, is going to be mad just because 2 mortals of the same sex kiss?

621 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 21:27

Roses are red
And violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And you
Shit in a bathtub

Her life was great until a movement or two
That isn’t funny, kinda, that’s entirely up to you
Could’ve just taken one stroke or so
But when you gotta, you gotta, gotta, gotta go

Has she ever wanted to shit on a dome
I bet she’d fuckin’ love to shit all over Justin Wong
Yeah, she’s more skanky than bitches and hoes
He’d clean that shit up while you play Super Smash Bros

She’s dirty, she’s criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She can’t get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

Now we’re not tonguing, but if she wants to fight
I’ll fuck her shit up ‘till she’s run the line, mud all night
None of us care about your bigotry dance
‘Cause it’s overshadowed by the time you shit your pants
She thinks she’s over with her skills and tricks
But none of that matters when you’re shitting bricks

Was a l33t poo fight, now give her a break
Bitch it was a motherfuckin’ Solid Snake

She’s dirty, she’s criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She can’t get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

Yeah me and Kirbopher, we’re just your boy ties
We love you, Kira, we just can’t stop you hoo-hoo-hooing boys
It’s just so peachy when you flirt with the boys
I’m talkin’ about rubbing up backwards, bending over sideways, flicking us always
Scat is your choice
I’ve gotten tired of hearing this same old shit
(Princess Peach)
And we’re all glad that you decided to quit
(Go back to Alaska)
Yeah, if you’re butthurt, then back that shit up
‘Cause i’m about to drop this like 2 Girls, 1 Cup, yeah

She’s dirty, she’s criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She can’t get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

622 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10523 22:21

Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie
Takes his tests and wears his maskies
Still got Covid, every strain
Got spike proteins in his brain
Got the VAIDS at 24,
"Dr. Fauchi, gimmie more!"
Had a stroke at 25,
"Thank Moderna I'm alive!"
Swollen heart at 26,
Prayed to Pfizer for a fix
Died of SADS at 27,
Somehow thought he'd go to Heaven
Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie
Took his clot shots, wore his maskies
Obituary headline noted:
"Anti-Vaxxer Dies of Covid."

623 Name: reply to a picture of a comic book character kneeling before Jesus Christ : 1993-09-10526 09:37

this is oddly wholesome but I still agree with thanos on destroying half the human race tho.

624 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 12:03

received an inbox message overnight and I thought ‘well its probably someone saying they wish me well, or they liked a gif, or they want me to gif a certain something or other; but nope it was a porn bot and i saw full vadge which wasn’t my desire first thing in the morning.

625 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 18:44

It would be about the same as arriving at Tinder,
and seeing a selector for "Head" "Two Arms" "Two Legs".
Placed in some further detailed context, might help.
What if the arms and legs were on the wrong body sockets ?
Sure, you get two arms, but where are they ?

626 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10527 10:57

That appears to be a Minion in a t-shirt and sparkly hot pink thong banana hammock.

I will be sending you the bill for the damage this image has done to my sensors and avionics. I hope you have a large bank account -- 747 maintenance doesn't come cheap.

627 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10527 12:16

Learn it, sing it and learn it: When you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you ghost
And all the inner circle sing
We hate ghost, we love that
"We hate ghost, we love that!"
heavy guitar and drum sound
Ghost so all-American, he'd sell you SUICIDE
Ghost is totalitarian, he's got ABORTIONS in his eyes
I hate the ghostler, I'd rape the ghostler
He is the animal who will not be himself
F*ck it! Fu*k it! Fuc* it! F*ck it!
Hey ghostler, should I troll your ass again?
Hey ghostler, you were the one who put the stick in my hand
He's not the ism, my hate's a prism
Let's just kill it and let your God sort it out
F*ck it! Fu*k it! Fuc* it! F*ck it!
Ghost is late just like an f*in rigger
Comeuppance are due
And I want my money back

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers
I don't need to choose a side

628 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10527 23:21

Seriously my mom would hit me and choke me as a kid then record my reaction while laughing at me and yelling at me saying its my fault. I know its worse than simply being recorded but honestly being recorded still felt like the worst part

629 Name: Pop Quiz: Name both pieces of definitive "pee art" : 1993-09-10529 10:27

any time anyone wants to trot out the concept of artistic "degeneracy" they get mad about the pee art, which solidifies the belonging of both pieces into western artistic canon, and if this wasn't, at its base, a fascist tantrum, it would be beautiful.

but it is, so piss on them

630 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10529 20:28

The actual reason I got rejected from Shad was because he didn't wanna draw a Slave Labor Factory being ruled over and supervised by Asami saying how Pollution and Deforestation was a shit fetish yet Loli's with Dicks requires a high level IQ and tons of rick and morty meme sauce to understand. Then he told me to Kill Myself.

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