[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 7] (109)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:09

You just pissed your dream away!

2 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 23:50

This is what his half-century in the medical field really means:

His generation of doctors gave us obesity, diabetes, cancer, Alzheimers, auto-immune disorders, and heart disease in the form of their high-statin, low-fat, high-carb, mineral starved diet. They demonized healthy food (salt, saturated fat, red meat) and vitamin and herbal therapies which have a proven and ancient track record in maintaining and improving well-being. At the behest of their demon-possessed pharmaceutical overlords, they invented countless psychological conditions to sell drugs to those who, in spite of their best efforts refused to get sick. They turned pregnancy into a disease that only abortion or an expensive hospital stay (preferably with a c-section) can cure. They passed off garbage non-replicable studies that are not worthy of first-year pre-med students as legitimate research, studies that almost always concluded that the only way to be healthy is to consume and inject a never ending series of toxic (but profitable!) substances into the body. They are utterly without remorse to this day, even in the face of overwhelming evidence which demonstrates their complicity in the death of millions.

When this wicked generation of murderers is dead, I will not dance on their graves, but I will rejoice that their reign of death has ended, and they have finally received that perfect justice which they avoided in life, at the hands of Him who judges righteously.

3 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10188 00:38

Those of Joe Biden's public behaviors that align with classic dementia symptoms are escalating. In the past few days, he strongly exhibited two symptoms: A type of belligerence that's a cover-up for confusion and memory loss and a paranoid fear of those in charge of him.
I used to spend a lot of time in the company of doctors. What always fascinated me were the tales they told of dealing with patients with early-stage dementia. The most interesting point they made was that elderly people, so as not to lose face or admit their own fears, are superb at deflecting the questions aimed at assessing their cognitive skills and memory.

4 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10189 17:35

My wife is a longtime nurse. High-risk maternity. She says that, since the vaxx, miscarriages have skyrocketed; “off the charts”, she says.

And her union, apparently, is trying to mandate the jab. If they do, she’s going to walk away. The degree to which this shit has been insinuated into the medical and legal communities here is just staggering.

It’s a world gone mad.

5 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10190 02:59

"The Japanese are so obsessed with sex. Anyway, let's go take little Timmy down to see the poopdick parade."

6 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10190 15:29

every time i watch this video, i feel scared to speak japanese in front of black people. if i unconsciously said nigai, i could be shot dead.

7 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10190 15:37

We're sitting in a dark room typing "nigger" on an unknown website, fuck are you talking about?

8 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10190 20:19

My soldier. RIP Pops. It's a shame you've been fighting for a country that doesn't give a damn about you or your people. They use to hang us from trees, now they shoot us with our hands up.

This guy killed a woman later that year lmao

9 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10191 09:40

MOD TRANSPARENCY nigger69696#6095 has been banned.

10 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10191 13:47

No, they're very real–just dead. However, once I've sufficiently honed my necromancy, these dead loli will soon be alive once more.

11 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10192 06:13

Submissive? Breedable?? Why don’t you “submit” to the Lord and b-read the New Testament

12 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10192 12:34

When I go out, which is never because I bricked up every window and door to keep you disease ridden filthy disgusting people away from me, I wrap my entire body in 11 layers of plastic wrap and 6 layers of aluminum foil. I also have a team to continually spritz me with sanitizer

13 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10193 02:30

Yeah but to be fair the average chinese battle causes like 200,000 casualties on each side (10,000 civilians eaten), while the average European battle kills 8 squires and a pet rodent named "Bucky"

14 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10193 02:44

Joshua is a really hard book to get through because of the listing of cities and villages and locations, but the good thing is even though you are getting bored of reading the word cities over and over again, Joshua is still giving us new cool names we’ve never seen before. The names of everyone are really unique also. So instead of focusing on the cities , focus on each unique name and how different one is from the next. It makes reading it much easier.

15 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10193 08:42

Blacked is extremely lucky they became a meme and thus THE interracial company to norms, because aside from booking the occasional hot act these days it is extremely mediocre, especially compared to the competition. They think their scenes are tasteful but it comes off as 1st year film student shit, filter-tier lighting as well.

16 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10193 13:04

This is why Rugby League is a minority sport and will never be top 3 in England or bigger than the AFL in Australia.

Every top football country in Europe just played in front of packed crowds at Wembley at the Euros, Wimbledon went on with mostly full crowds and the British Grand Prix just had 150,000 people at it yet the princesses in this sport can't be bothered to grow the game internationally.

Australia and NZ have become a nanny states terrified to do anything, DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!

Lol. Idiot.

Good luck with your cancel everything strategy, you'll be still doing this in 2022, 2023, 2024.

Vaccine won't stop mass numbers of cases happening.

17 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 12:34

Who is m♥♥t?

18 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 19:43

You wake up the sound of an Amazon Audiobook ad blaring at twice the volume of a jet engine. Your ears ringing, you pick up your disposable Amazon Echo and smash it on the ground. You'll have to get another one before you come back home. Getting up and rubbing your eyes, you head over to your wardrobe to don your one-time use clothes. You're glad you got such a good deal on your clothes subscription. You head downstairs and go down into the kitchem. You pay 0.000000000225 Bitcoin to ToastCorp to unlock a one-day use of the toaster. You would get the five-day use, as it's a better deal, but you're on a budget right now. You watch as it pops up cocaine-infused toast with Coca-Cola ads burned into it. You then pay 251,255,619,051,585,151 Doge to pour a glass of Basic Plan Tier 1 Sugar Water, a steal. While you eat breakfast, you look at the Disney Weather Channel. More nuclear fallout from the east, Burger King's CEO is using his recreational nukes again. The temperature outside is 150 fahrenheit. You're glad that humans don't contribute to climate change or that would be even higher. As you're about to finish your luxurious breakfast, you start to hear a voice counting down from 60, and machine turrets deploy from your walls. You're spending too long eating breakfast, and Amazon's analytics has determined that you could use some encouragement. Swiftly jumping up from your seat, you grab your self-defence assault rifle and head out the door. After checking for belligerents, you walk to your Ford Armoured Personnel Transport Vehicle 'Explorer'. You pay a measily 0.0000000000000152 etherium to start the engine, then the autopilot takes over. Luckily this vehicle doesn't have a steering wheel, you know that humans are too dumb to transport themselves. You only get into two car crashes on your journey, your car expertly dodges the self-defence turret fire after you damage their private property. You speed down the Proctor & Gamble 20-lane elevated tollways, 125,251 binance is automatically taken from your wallet. It takes you five hours to get from the suburbs to downtown. You can't believe people actually used to live in cities, what peasants. You finally get to the Amazon Grocery Store, and your car drops you off in the two-mile wide mega-capacity parking lot. You remind yourself that the parking lot has to be that big for black fridays, then you give the car a 0.00000001 Dogecoin tip as you get out. As you walk in the door, alarms begin to blare. Machine gun turrets deploy from the walls as you freeze in place. You realise you forgot to smile as you entered. Employees are required to always smile by contract. Then, the worst happens. Your disposable clothes begin to fall apart at the seams. You forgot to check the best-by date, and they are expiring faster than you expected. Fully naked, you try to run away, but the guns fill your body with thousands of bullets. As you die laying down on the pavement, your wallet is extracted of all of its coin by desperate bystanders. Your final dying breath is "At least I don't have to pay taxes", before everything goes black.

19 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 19:59

I don't appreciate the nudity. Ugh!

20 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 20:15

yeah, i don't mind seeing monkeys disciplined for being little shits but i'm not into torture for no reason. guess i'm a bit of a monkey torture snob in that regard lol.

21 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 23:05

She looks like she is putting makeup over a birth defect, but the more I see her the more I like jerking to her. Its weird

22 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10194 23:17

Nepal also has made progress in LGBT rights and gender equality. It recognises marital rape and supports abortion rights; however, owing to a rise in sex-selective abortion, constraints have been introduced.

23 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10197 07:39

Of all black people to get impregnated by. Why would you choose jamaican?

24 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10197 16:57

Thanks so much. I found you on google. I had my first food saver sealed meal to reheat, so I read your website, and saw that you could in fact boil it. I boiled it for ten minutes or so. When I took the bag out, the bag opened and dumped into the boiling water. Now I have no dinner,.

Thanks so much.

Stephen

25 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 10:49

You know who else passed legislation demanding the ethical treatment of animals & livestock? Hitler.

26 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 18:53

2001
"Welcome to the homepage of the greatest webzone EVAR!! Here will be my fanshrine and e-zine dedicated to all things awesome. Expect reviews, soundtracks, blog posts, and articles written by yours truly (and some of my best friends). Shoutout to my high school for FINALLY getting a web development class! Thanks to the unlimited potential for the internet closing all geographic and physical boundaries, this website is an eternal flame that shall burn FOREVER!"

2008
"Sorry I haven't updated in a while....does anyone even still read this anymore? After graduating I haven't had much time for anything besides my internships and interviews. Looking back on this page.....ugh. All I see is garbage web design. At this point it's more of a liability than a portfolio piece. Anyway it's been a year since I last watched an anime, nothing really catches my eye lately, and my fiancee comes first. Soooooo.....I'm probably going to let my webhost expire. If you're an actual employer, look for me on Facebook now"

27 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 21:00

Rated 5 out of 5
Life Changing
It’s difficult for me to put into words what the Thermapen MK4 means to me and my overall quality of life, that of my family, and that of those that swagger up to the bountiful trough of smoked meats I provide. Comparing this instrument of gloriousness to any cooking or bbq’ing temperature accessory is like comparing the Death Star to a package of Kraft singles that’s passed its expiration date.

Number 1. Why does anyone have Kraft singles? That’s not cheese homie. That’s a guy in a lab coat tinkering with leftover yellow chemicals.
Number 2. This Death Star has no secret hidden design flaws.

I bought a competitive product one time - the most expensive one offered at the time - and you had to hold the sides of it for an “instant” reading. The only problem was their definition of instant was about the length of the movie Rambo First Blood, which I have on loop at my home because I’m an American. Also, I have a unique issue in that I have human hands made of skin and that proved problematic in holding the device over a blazing inferno of lump charcoal for any period of time past 4 seconds into Rambo.

When I first saw this product I thought hey… $100 is a lot of money. I could buy hatchet and a betta fish, or a subscription to the meat of the month club (which prolly exists). To say I was naïve is to say Trump doesn’t tweet enough.

The Thornelious Pentacular 5000, as I like to call it, is as advertised. This thing knows when it’s dark outside. A freaking light comes on so you can see it. How can it do that? Why is it so courteous? How many tiny Harry Potter sorcerers live inside this magical wand?

Sometimes, I forget it’s on - because I talk to people sometimes - and I come back and this thing has turned itself off. What kind of a backroom gangsta deal did this thing make with the battery companies to allow that? Did he trade them a bottle of Pappy for it? Two bottles of Pappy? No, prolly just one, because two would be like 50 grand.

I don’t understand Thornelious’s ways, but I sure do appreciate the results. You want rare, you want medium, you want medium rare - done deal, Thornelious is on it in 2 seconds (if he’s hungover). You want well done? Get outta here, leave now.

Sometimes, I take it to restaurants, partly because I don’t want him to feel left out, but also I like to leave it on the table, just to let the establishment know that I’m there, and I like to party. You think the guys in back don’t know Thornelious is out there? Oh they know… trust me… they know. They know they better not be bringing no 150 degree internal temp out to this hombre. Thornelious will Dikembe that steak into the cheap seats and wave his probe in defiance.

I open. I close. I probe. I make it rain with grilling perfection, thanks to the Thornelious Pentacular 5000, formerly known as the Thermapen MK4. If you don’t buy one, I look forward to your term paper on the benefits of communism and eliminating puppies.

28 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 22:09

I love how they are like "yea he fucked his mom but your calling her a him despite him doing it for women and therefore everything about him is wrong"

29 Name: vc: posh : 1993-09-10198 22:09

Guys, he raped his mom, but we really shouldn't be a bunch of neo-nazi chuds who are misgendering him.

Just post whatever you find of people complaining about the misgendered moreso than him raping his mom

30 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 22:15

I would have been ok with this retardery if Chris's violations stopped at fingerbanging. But "SHE" put "HER" dick in "HER" mother.
If you have to say 'yeah the rapist is bad is bad, but', you're a scumbag. There should be no but.

These people are so concerned about misgendering Chris, but where's their concern about the sickly old woman who was being horribly abused by her own child? They're so self absorbed and narcissistic, they can't empathise with any situation which isn't directly related to themselves because, as far as they are concerned, their own feelings are the most important thing in the world. Figures that selfish delusional trannies would throw a shit fit over a rapist getting 'midgendered'.

tfw all trannies are chris chan

31 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 22:57

>>27 i can smell the IPA-drenched soybeard of the balding skinnyfat tech startup dork who wrote this, im fucking seething, i want to break all their fingers with a brick so that i never have to read anything like this again

32 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10199 01:36

>>31
i had the same reaction but not sure how u got a soy / tech bro read from it; reads like some inbred arkansas wolf shirt enthusiast to me

33 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10199 02:10

>>32
The Star Wars reference + look at it sarcastically.

34 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10199 03:08

Male-male copulation has been observed in captive penguins and homosexual behaviour has been observed among bats, in particular, the fruit bat.

35 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10199 04:05

36 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10199 12:44

Remember, they're of ALL time. All of it. Not some of it. All the time. There is no time left. You must hurry.

37 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10200 09:09

Dirty... filthy... NASTY... too dirty to clean my act up - but as it says in the Bible, "if you ain't dirty, you ain't here to party" (Romans 13:11-14)

38 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10200 21:56

i forgive you for what you perceive as something you should be forgiven for, former child. but i still sentence you to try lsd or psilocybin mushrooms within the next few years. or just listen to a a few recordings of alan watts and/or terence mckenna. although i do suggest you do lsd/shrooms first and while on that do the second thing.
this comment is 30% joke 30% me being drunk and 40% a real suggestion

39 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10201 07:24

big soft cowtits of grainoid waifu vs plump handfuls of pastoral nomadic huntress

40 Name: vc: exese : 1993-09-10201 15:36

Esta en tutubo subtitulada y en latino

41 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10202 01:52

The reporter is firing a .223... I can put the stock on the groin in direct contact with my testicles and the recoil will not affect them at all because there is none.

Now if he said that about shooting a 12ga shotgun with a wooden stock. Maybe, but still. No. He's exaggerating

42 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10202 03:05

Guess I'll have to restart, I don't want to save the galaxy I want to bang Garrus.

43 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10203 13:43

WAIT do people not know that "tastes like prion disease" aint from 1993? its from a tumblr blog that used to make fake ascii art 2ch posts. its from like 2015 or something.

44 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10203 20:43

There was brief concern at my office about a car in the parking lot with a hand-drawn swastika on it, until some Indian coworkers explained

45 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10205 09:27

ななひらさん好き過ぎて爆発しそう

46 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10205 09:45

These hentai get more absurd every year. What situation would a gyaru get into where she could have unsupervised access to a tapir

47 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10205 20:58

Common sense prevails = more dependence on the government and large multinational corporations

48 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10206 19:26

>pillage and rape across europe
>favorite concubine succumbs to plague
>cherish her dress and bracelet until death because they remind you of how she used to caress your neck and whisper into your ear

researchers: "this cairn was the resting place of a sissy fairy fruit who..."

49 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10207 10:34

I was more afraid of the lining being ripped from my intestines and shot out my ass part. That alone would be enough to keep me indoors.

50 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10207 22:09

believing that the earth is flat & space is fake is objectively less insane tan believing that donald trump, barack obama, or bill gates care about you

51 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10208 19:25

It actually is a legitimately fun game too with a group of friends too. The only drawback is that my older daughter says sussy baka unironically sometimes now.

52 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10208 22:46

SUMMARY/DESCRIPTION
Boy is turned into a girl by his perverted mad scientist sister and then she shows him the joys of womanhood (rape).

53 Name: vc: jazz : 1993-09-10208 23:05

Falun Gong's founder, Li Hongzhi, has stated that he believes space aliens walk the Earth, and that modern science and race-mixing are part of their ploy to overtake humanity, and he has reportedly said that he can walk through walls and make himself invisible. Li says that he is a being who has come to help humankind from the destruction it could face as the result of rampant evil. When asked if he was a human being, Li replied "You can think of me as a human being."

54 Name: vc: deepe : 1993-09-10209 00:52

is ur name ~"big mommy milkers" in toki pona bc if so, based

55 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10209 01:00

>>53 i believe him

56 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10210 21:23

God may be real and chose to make His moves both irl and on the net, sending "messengers" to nests of vice like 4channel, etc. Who knows, someone like moot or Hiroyuki could convert and be a new Paul.

57 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10210 22:25

>>56 I think of Lil B this way

58 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10211 09:50

I'd spend all day informing on others, telling the secret police who didn't do enough, who was slacking, reporting people for the most trivial breaks of the central planning committee's orders

all on my Huawei Mate 40 Pro Zedong Edition that costs more than your entire life

59 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10211 16:39

"having no bridge" is antipode to "having bridge", so "destroy bridge" is antipode to "destroy no bridge".
So
Destroying no bridge is the solution of the problem of having no bridges.
If you have no bridge, destroy no bridge and you will not have no bridge ;)

60 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10211 22:54

Between 2001 and 2019, we spent over $800 billion on military training and weapons. Imagine if every Afghan citizen under the age of 30 had spent the last 20 years in US government built internet cafes, with all traffic of course heavily monitored by the US military for extremism.

Permanent stability in the region should have been a culture war, not an actual war. We had 20 years to get the Afghan children addicted to internet gaming, Netflix, and McDonalds. Instead we chose to spent that time shooting their parents and bombing their homes into rubble. No wonder the country folded the moment we left. We learned nothing from the cold war.

61 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10212 09:39

To be fair, there's big money there - if you go to any website and click "more options" on the "Accept cookies" popup, right there is a list of a few hundred advertising companies who definitely are interested in what us peasants are doing. I agree it's silly that people are worried about vaccines secretly implanting microchips, but when people say "yeah right why do you think you're worth microchipping" I'm like hmmm...

62 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10213 00:28

[guy standing in front of a crumbling bridge]: you know i studied bridge building. not sure why im getting so much amateur outside input rn.

63 Name: what does it mean when I ask God to strike me and nothing happens? : 1993-09-10213 08:16

It means you suck at praying.

It really doesn’t mean anything else. However, it might also mean that you’re a narcissistic coward who likes to show off how ‘brave’ you are by confronting dangers you don’t believe to exist. But it could also just mean that you’re really, really stupid. Or both of those.

Still, at least this particular nonsense is less harmful to the general peace than if you went around toppling gravestones and daring the deceased to hunt you down and rip out your liver or whatever.

64 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10213 16:37

悲しいかな日本人にはロリコンがめっちゃ居る。
日本の血を受け継いでる彼もロリコン。

65 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10214 03:00

You can see a vagina once in a cutscene, and if you are lucky enough you may find a female NPC who don't wear underwear. But you won't see a single penis except your own (and only in inventory menu)

66 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10214 05:44

Here at Mashed, we're willing to take a controversial stand every now and then, and this is one issue that we won't be silent about.
You might not be a kid any longer, but you can't deny that Juicy Fruit is one of the tastiest gums on the market.

67 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10215 12:30

Waking up from a 30 year coma:
I can't wait to taste my Turkish pies made from Posavina's golden wheat!

68 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10218 17:28

i'd do anything to have cat girls exist not only loli cat girls my world would be filled with all cat girls and i would cherish this world ... but sadly i cannot create a world of my own for i am a mere human mortal and no such talent such as the creation of worlds lies in my blood

69 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10220 15:35

Kim Jong Un is brave as our Taliban but unfortunately he is not a Muslim.

70 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10224 00:01

What is this, a webm for gay ants?

71 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10224 01:29

the custodian of the civil religion is the subdimensional psycho-gestalt produced by kultural homogenization of the loathsome AWFL, an electrified social fence that zaps your hand for impertinent questions like "do we really need 470000 more afghans?" and "6 dollar coffee? really?"

72 Name: vc: pure : 1993-09-10225 09:08

This might just be me confusing fantasy with what I would actually enjoy IRL, but what if people had the option to pay for a colonoscopy as part of a sexual experience? Sexual arousal is great at reducing pain. Extreme examples like 1man1jar are a perfect example of this. So instead of administering propofol, which doesn't reduce pain but rather stop your capacity to remember it (which may lead to long-term memory problems), why not train professional, legal and free-choice prostitutes (male, female, etc) to conduct these procedures in some sort of dungeon-like room? I know this is taboo and completely against what most doctors want to associate themselves with and the ethics of prostitution can be very complicated. But I honestly believe that, if it is all consensual and ethical, then we could get many more people to get colonoscopies and reduce the risks involved. We could even have a choice of colonoscopes: clinical, tentacle, electric eel, etc.

PSA: If you're over 45, maybe you should consider getting your ass checked out for colon cancer. If you have a family member diagnosed with colon cancer then don't delay, get a colonoscopy today!

73 Name: music of my groin : 1993-09-10226 17:39

The language of your foreskin??!

74 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10227 02:04

that's not makeup, that's pikachu

75 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10227 05:19

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in.....

76 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10227 13:02

I rise! I rise! As I become more erect in East Asia, I rise! You do not understand the POWER of the Small Dong. . . But you will. Expect us.

77 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10228 04:27

Geography is basically the study of the Earth and the many patterns and distributions of natural/cultural phenomena that we find on her surface (geologists like underground stuff), like mountain chains or forests or big cities or deserts or marsupials (those weirdo animals with pouches) or Chipotle franchises . . . and I could go on, but, don't worry, I won't. Not yet! And there are all kinds of geography courses, because there are all kinds of professional geographers . . . GIS folks, plant geographers, historical/cultural geographers (that's me), economic geographers, urban geographers, bio-geographers (they study plants and animals . . . or flora and fauna, if you want to get all fancy) and physical geographers (you know, they study earth quakes and volcanoes and mountains, and rivers . . . that kind of business). This particular course is a world regional geography course. Sort of think of it as dividing the world up into neighborhoods and then learning about all the cool people who live there, how they make a living, what languages they speak and what religions they practice, and what their home environments look like. I think you'll like it. I know I do.

78 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10228 07:27

If nothing else, it'd be an interesting conversation piece at the pearly gates.

St. Peter: "So Tim, what did you do in life?"

Silly person: "I owned the libs."

St. Peter: "Oh really? How?"

Silly person: "........................."

79 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10228 07:31

Bruh she's talking about her families lack of "generational wealth" whilst wearing at least a pound of gold

80 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10228 19:17

精神的NTR

これはNTRでは無い

81 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10229 01:05

It will never not be funny to me that Aeneas is running back to save his wife, child and father and then just sees Helen and goes, "You know what. Fuck it. Imma kill her instead"

82 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10230 13:40

I’m perfectly happy being non-binary using male bathrooms looking as male as possible but I’ll always have male genitalia but I’ll play both male and female female roles for myself but maybe I’ll growl my voice more when doing male things and whisper more when doing frmale things or maybe just random on purpose and I’m perfectly happy being pansexual but I’ll probably always be happiest with women or alone with myself and masturbation is still cheating on myself because I’m both male and female so I’ll be a ternary pronoun instead of non-binary male, ternary, non-binary and polygamy is only illegal if you’ve never agreed to a divorce except once given marriage documents and divorced if my ex-wife think I’ll ever have sex with her again she shouldn’t have gotten a divorce without my consent over medical issues.

83 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10232 00:11

I called it pee because it is mostly water (apparently scientists have examined it) - but has some urea in it. When we have sexual congress, it is a fact that the bladder fills with water - we always need a pee after sex don't we ?

84 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10233 16:57

WoW is like an old friend from when you were like 12 and lived in a tiny country town for half a year and had to move away that you look up on facebook 10 years later to find out he is a furry with a scat fetish

85 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10233 22:53

Edit: Look, I prefer boofing. I’ve done my research and have decided it’s the most effective way to take most of my substances of choice. If you’re uncomfortable with that, you don’t have to interact.

However, there are other people in this world who are boofing their drugs. And some of these people might be working with caustic chemicals. So instead of diluting this thread with “StOp sTiCkInG tHiNgS iN yOuR aSs!” let’s just focus on the question I actually asked.

86 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10233 22:57

I work in the US embassy in Brazil and secret agents beamed a picture of Carmen Electra into my mind’s eye. I instantly busted and my terminal was left defenceless. Over $7 billion dollars worth of confidential information was taken. DM me for more info.

87 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10234 02:21

He is the Game Dude, he is so rude
he flees the country when he court date is due

88 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10234 20:13

I actually kind of respect him for getting the woke gender joke out of the way early so he could have the robot contemplate how there is no god, only nothingness

89 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10235 11:52

な な ひ ら の 黒 歴 史

90 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10235 20:09

He is very much a responsible member of his society, even when he's out in the forest playing in the mud.

91 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10237 15:50

It's the weirdest thing. Any time a Japanese girl takes a selfie, the phone automatically morphs the image in to a picture of food. Eventually you become like those dudes in The Matrix. Pancakes is a fashionista, burger is a sporty girl etc

92 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10237 15:55

>people with siblings are not into incest

fuck you, I have a sister, I love and want to fuck her. Everyday is pain because I'm reminded it will never happen

93 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10238 20:44

as goofy as this is today, i think a lot of people kinda forget what it's like to be a kid and how absolutely reasonable and rational drawing something like this is for a child. a few of y'all need to chill out.

if i was going to go further i would say that the insertion of amongus characters into the twin towers acts (as do many favorite characters that kids draw) as a sort of self-insertion, allowing the children to vicariously experience the moment and feel empathy for the individuals within the picture

94 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10239 17:14

I don't know how we got onto it but I found out my wife had never seen Boyz in the Hood and I showed her that, which she liked. She thought Laurence Fishburne was great in that.

And then I showed her Cowboy Curtis because , and it broke her brain.

95 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10239 22:56

The epistemic race to the bottom is certainly on, I didn’t understand I had an obligation to join

96 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10240 12:27

It doesn't get better. There are the seeds of some interesting philosophical ideas, but they're overwhelmed by the gratuitous violence and gore. The chapters about the development of the prime intellect are torture free, but I didn't like those either because the books version of the singularity was too hand-wavey magic for me. Personally I wished that I had stopped after the zombie sex scene.

97 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10240 13:10

child rape and genocide are not “ok”

98 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10241 00:01

Goliath spent most of his childhood alone. He was a shy gentle soul, but was always far too big for his age. The other children feared his size and tried to cut him down first. His clumsy movements annoyed adults too as he generally caused more work than he accomplished. However his mother never stopped supporting and encouraging him, "Goliath, one day your strength will be your greatest asset. You can be the greatest warrior in our land. Never stop training and never stop believing, I know I won't."

With this encouragement, he pressed on. Every day after his studies the afternoons quickly transitioned to night filled with training dummy, sword, shield, and spear.

Flash forward 10 years and he was the most skilled warrior in the land, just as war had come to his peoples doorstep. The Israelites have been warring with the people of Canaan for years now and on the eve of yet another battle, Goliath comes forward to try and save many lives.

He challenges the enemy army to single combat, for there is no reason for so many to lose their lives. Days pass and Goliath begins to lose hope and the heavy emotional weight of an inevitable battle sets in. Finally, a challenger accepts. When he arrives Goliath sees an unarmored shepherd. Confused, Goliath removes his helmet, and with his booming voice begins to announce that he will not kill a defenseless boy. As he begins speaking a rock smashes into his skull and his vision goes dark.

The end.

99 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10242 15:52

This is a nice place full of nice people, and if you shit it up by being a cunt, nice people will leave, shittiness will prevail, and it will become a shitty place full of cunts instead.
So, you have two options. Be a nice person in a nice place, or be a shitty person and turn a nice place into a shitty place, and subsequently be a shitty person in a shitty place, rather than a nice person in a nice place. In other words, >>41 should just stil with today's special.

100 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10243 18:25

Jocks and nerds are natural allies. They both defend hierarchies of objective merit against mediocrities whose claim to social status rests on meaningless signaling games. Teen movies are propaganda meant to instill false class consciousness and keep people from recognizing this.

101 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10244 15:11

I would rather grate my nipple and shoot myself between the eyes babe x

102 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10245 00:55

the real tragedy of 9/11 was that awesome structure that took thousands of hours of planning and years of construction to create

103 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10245 10:14

I'm ok with the theft, it's the bitcoin mining I have a problem with.

104 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10248 20:09

To Anthony Bourdain, the members of CAN, the members of Black Midi, Inio Asano, Ooshima Ryosuke, Nietzsche, Jun Togawa, Van Gogh, Shinji Sato, Yamantaka Eye, This Heat, Kate Bush, Blixa Bargeld, Kraftwerk, Y.M.O, Nakata, Brian Wilson, Lennon & McCartney, Aster & Sylvia, mental illness, insecurity, poverty, artificial intelligence

105 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10249 16:39

Mass Effect is a game series where the cowardly civilians say “if only someone completely amoral could do the correct genocides” and then the brave, strong troops say, “I will do the correct genocides.”

106 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10249 18:05

My little pony was a show who's main target was little girls, it's a show about just like the titles says ponies. Seems harmless right that is until men decided to show in interest in resulting in bronies. These men manage to pervert the series the series making sexual violent degenerate fanfics and art of the characters. I even heard stories that when parents tried to take their daughters to my little pony conventions only to see nasty neck beard in a pony costume trying to show his gross fan art to them. Imagine being a little girl looking up you're favorite cartoon only to find some sick porn of them. To make it even worse the writers and company apparently cater to these sickos by changing the designs of the toys to fit their needs. Why do men have to pervert everything they see. I get creep vibes when I see a non gay man in a fan base primarily of young girls because gay men that usually are into girl shows like it for the style fashion and the pretty art unlike straight dudes who are usually into it for fap material

107 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10249 19:58

All the world's a gacha, and all the men and women merely 3-stars.

108 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10249 21:53

> using rare prisms because the quest drops dust

109 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10252 17:36

Scientists are using nanbots to guide lazy shit sperm into valuable eggs

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