[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 7] (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:09

You just pissed your dream away!

526 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10478 09:44

Wow Mao..... Just..... wow.... no comment..... Well, know this is a comment but you still get what I mean.... But it was pretty funny.... I bet you Ms. Nitsche laughed a ton. And it seems like something totally you....Nice rapping skills, but I do have to ask.... Why was Mickey Mouse and the random dinosaur in it????

- Dani ;P

527 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10478 12:58

Printers get me sooo flustered they're just so gentle and controlled and precise My heart flutters a little when I smell ink or feel the heat coming off a sheet of freshly printed paper. I used to work at an office with a large printer up front that got a lot of paper jams, and it was such a joy to service. I miss that intimate, loving experience of opening it up and feeling it's warmth on my fingers, being so careful with it's internal parts as I explored the issue. I like to think that I was giving it some relief by getting that jammed page out.

528 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10481 05:47

I like humping pillows while I am on my bed or on the floor. I find these places more comfortable for this purpose. Since I want to avoid rug burns, I have a blanket spread out if on the floor. I like wrapping small pillow and then a medium pillow on top of a large stuffed animal in the same way as a hot dog does. I hold the wrapped stuffed animal down and put pressure on the place where the pillow meets the vagina by taking both of my hands down there. I have found that putting pressure there at a comfortable speed is very pleasurable and once you start feeling the pressure more, you can start grinding against it to enhance your pleasure. I also like sitting up on the pillow and humping it quickly at a speed I am comfortable with. In my experience humping fast produces a stronger orgasm. So, don’t stop when humping the pillow even if you get tired because stopping usually is very frustrating as it prolongs the orgasm.

529 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10481 10:00

“William Jennings Bryan the saint! The power of Christ compels him!” Sylas was beside himself. There he was, the great orator before him, upon that majestic Chicago altar, resplendent and magnificent in all his heavenly glory.

“You come to us and tell us that the great cities are in favor of the gold standard. I tell you that the great cities rest upon these broad and fertile prairies!” Yes, yes! Preach it William! “Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic. But destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country!”

Sylas was shaking with nearly unbridled enthusiasm. How long he had followed his savior! How far he had traveled from the fields of Nebraska, where he first heard the Great Commoner speak his heavenly truth, to this… this Great Hall, laden in dove white, bloody crimson and heavenly blue. Oh, dear God! Lost in his own thoughts he was missing the Peerless Leader’s words!

“Therefore, we care not upon what lines the battle is fought. If they say bimetallism is good but we cannot have it till some nation helps us, we reply that, instead of having a gold standard because England has, we shall restore bimetallism.” Bimetallism! Of course! The key to prosperity. The path to godliness! Sylas’s ashen fields would again burst in abundance, row after row of vigorous corn crop and plump milk cows. Mary would return. And the children… heavenly father above the children! But wait! Listen. The racket of rain pours down upon this altar’s great roof as proof the Orator's word’s carry God’s full weight.

“If they dare to come out in the open field and defend the gold standard as a good thing, we shall fight them to the uttermost, having behind us the producing masses of the nation and the world!” Fight the bastards! Satan’s demons roamed freely upon God’s ripe green earth, nothing was clearer. They laughed in their asphalt sewers and mocked the righteous American as he toiled doing the Lord’s great work. Sylas clenched his teeth and seethed with the desire for ferocious retribution. And suddenly like an answer above God’s thunder tore with heavy cracks and crashes and a fissure appeared in the ceiling, raining down plaster and water as if sent from heaven.

“Having behind us the commercial interests and the laboring interests and all the toiling masses, we shall answer their demands for a gold standard by saying to them, you shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns.” William Jennings Bryan, the Silver Knight of the West, the Boy Orator, raised his arms as he spoke like Jesus in holy crucifixion, as if to welcome the falling timbers of the Chicago Convention Hall as it collapsed around him. Sylas heard shouts from all sides. Cheers? Screams? It did not matter, Bryan thundered on!

“You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!” A brilliant flash of light illuminated the grand chamber, quickly accompanied by a deafening roar and a soft sizzle. Pieces of the wooden stage exploded into the front rows, sending the crowd scattering in hysterical pandemonium as beads of fire rose from the remnants of Bryan’s fiery dais. The Democratic National Convention members rushed beside him but Sylas could only stare in awe at the triumphant scene as it unfolded before him.

He stepped forward, torrential rains pouring down upon him, walking over severed limbs and writhing bodies until he reached the glowing platform upon which, he could see now, Williams Jennings Bryan lay sprawled and motionless.

“A cross of gold!” Sylas cried. “A cross of gold! You shall NOT crucify us!”

He stood atop the platform now, kneeling to the lifeless body. He cupped his savior’s head, cradling it in his supporting arms. He stroked the Silver Knight's hair back from his face, closed his lifeless eyes and, leaning closer, whispered into his charred-black ear.

“Three days William. Three days. They have crucified you once again for mankind’s sins. Three days, dear, dear William.”

530 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10482 01:49

ty for the benadryl lore

531 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10482 23:17

An added thought: perhaps these guys are just a bunch of tryhards with no genuine authenticity or sincerity to their posts

532 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10485 07:09

ok i'm not going to argue with you man. I'm jamaican. i was listening to radio when this song came out. i am TELLING you its not George Nooks. Do you even know who George Nooks is? You are making a fool of yourself.

533 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10485 11:49

that happeed to me once there was spmeone banging the walls reallyloud in my building and i just curled up on my bed shaking and covered my earsuntil it ended someone told me it was a person stuck in their washroom and they were trying to get help

534 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10486 08:27

I'm not normally one to say "why was this five second 1.3k views 13 year old video recommended to me in Dec. 2020" but why was this this five second 1.3k views 13 year old recommended to me in Dec. 2020

535 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10486 17:57

The first time i watched this video i had a panic attack for days after hearing the abrupt and lour pop at 7:31 so yeah if your like me and random noises trigger panic attack be wary

536 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10487 16:54

Brb chemically castrating myself so I can properly understand the characterization in Transformers

537 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10488 07:30

BlackPeopleDogs.com

538 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10488 10:49

the only way to defeat the deep state was to make it legal to allow an unlimited amount of bugs in the food

539 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10488 21:05

If I make it to 30 and a catgirl (specifically Vanilla from Nekopara) never sits on my fucking face, I'll flip a coin and Heads I blast my brains all over the kitchen ceiling or Tails I transition and become Vanilla from Nekopara.

540 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10489 17:53

Every now and then a dick is so pretty it lives on in your mind, making other dicks seem… blah. But that’s a really like, thrice in a lifetime dick experience

541 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10490 16:26

There's more in the quote retweets if you wanna see teenage girls defend grown-ass men.

542 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10492 05:32

Looks like swahili tribes put holes into their cows to harvest their blood then mix the extracted blood with the animal's milk to sustain themselves because their beliefs forbid them from eating plants. As a result it weakens their herds and reduces their milk and meat yield. A similar process is used by vegans of the west as well. To be able to create meat-like sustenance they use unnatural processes that cause extra energy expenditure, create waste and introduce chemicals to food. Both Swahilians and westerners are inefficient omnivores by proxy. If they managed to put their false beliefs and morals aside they would benefit greatly from their newfound modus operandi. Following the same logic we can easily say that borders and definitions are arbitrary constructs built on false beliefs as well and I am actually having intercourse with a polish woman by proxy when I fuck my dog.

543 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10492 11:17

>>542
Made sense until the polish woman part. Is it just trying to say that veganism is equally incoherent?

544 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10492 23:59

>>543
It's trying to say that he's horny for Polish women but lacks a non-canine outlet for his frustrations.

545 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10493 00:21

>>544
sad. many such cases!

546 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10493 16:07

子供部屋の製糞器 精神分裂病河合豚ウンコ貼り丸の内アスぺ爺ィは朝鮮人らしく家でおとなしく寝てろ害児
在日朝鮮人は祖国へ帰れさもなくば日本の空気吸うな

547 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10493 19:36

NFL, MLB, NBA provide valuable platform for AAPI

548 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10494 03:57

She looks like my son. Source? Post more

549 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10494 17:11

I dont think Winston Churchill can talk about anyone doing the right thing

550 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10494 19:34

I've only had sex once and the guy couldn't cum because I was too ugly

551 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10495 09:18

Undertale reacts to touhou

552 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10495 21:45

I'm 18 and I know what a floppy disk is. Heck, I own one. It's purple btw and it doesn't have anything on it yet.

553 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10496 10:39

does hatsune miku qualify as a fictional character or is she real. like it’s different from, say, gorillaz, cause her entire thing is that she’s a robot/computer program/what have you, and also she isn’t an alter ego for one specific artist. so by being canonically digital in her lore and also the same thing in real life i don’t think she is fictional. my point is when you play games that feature her she is actually talking to you like you are conversing face to face with the actual real hatsune miku and not just her likeness

554 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10496 11:25

“Somethingcheeky killakill gunworld boobcomicfurries everywhere, anomalies with big heads and anomalous mouth, get off my tractor. G8 hurtingspring. Shot through door, shoot eyes instead of punishment, made zombie gunrunners problem.”

555 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10496 23:29

if the persians had had a group of waffle house employees at the battle of thermopylae the spartans would have been toast in the first hour. a bunch of scared LARPers wouldnt be able to resist their vengeance

556 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10496 23:46

>>553
Interesting point.

I personally think the only qualification necessary to make someone or something a fictional character by definition is the presence of counterfactuals. You can see on Miku's official profile (https://ec.crypton.co.jp/pages/prod/virtualsinger/cv01_us) that, although she is acknowledged to be a singing voice synthesizer, she has anthropomorphic traits that software objectively cannot have or that do not align with reality.

These include an age (while her original voice bank will in fact be 16 years old in a few months, she has always been 16 and will presumably continue to be 16 when her voice bank ages past that), a height, and a weight. One could argue that her height and weight implicitly apply to digital worlds in which such concepts exist independent of our reality, but the age thing nonetheless seems counterfactual. Perhaps an argument could be made that such digital worlds possess their own decoupled and static time axis, but Miku's unchanging age nonetheless seems to contradict the clear passage of time in (most) such worlds.

Regardless, one could create a digital entity that is 'real' by carefully avoiding assigning them any fictional characteristics. Hatsune Miku just probably isn't such an entity.

557 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10497 00:01

I'm going to fuck Hatsune Miku and we'll have babies

558 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10498 09:02

Somebody should make an ai waifu chatbot already. Microsoft or google made something like that, but then shut her down from public and only use her privately.

559 Name: This is referring to people criticizing a footballer's comments : 1993-09-10498 13:10

I like how people make fun of him and his team, not realising that nobody will remember them, they'd just be another parasite burdening their country's social advantages, while the people they're making fun of are Elite at what they do, and have written their names in history books.

560 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10498 14:34

>>559 tru dat

561 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10499 01:51

this is real. this is a real antifa group who really actually use lupin the fucking third as their goddamn guy fawkes mascot. in KANSAS CITY of all places

562 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10499 13:24

According to the 1818 Dictionnaire Infernal by Collin de Plancy Belphegor was Hell's ambassador to France.

563 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10499 15:00

I told her to dance! Instead she exploded. I told her to explode, and she exploded. I told her to take off her top, and she exploded. Everything I tell her to do she explodes! This game sucks because I was expecting expecting her to dance agasint a pole! Instead she got out a gun!

564 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10499 15:39

Ballin', but at what cost?

565 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10499 21:20

Panic! at the Twenty One Fall Out Dragons yass means yay a sex slave don't say it

566 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10500 11:59

Bunnies occasionally get so happy that they do little flippy jumps and break their spines and die. It's the most brutal happiness ever.

567 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10500 12:17

Now Master Tyrone shall teach you his understanding of the first word of power, "We".

568 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10501 00:40

I think all IxxP types hide their greatest strength from others for multitude of reasons. INFPs/ISFPs hide their deep insightful emotions, probably because that isn't generally accepted in a more expressive/mirroring Fe society. INTPs/ISTPs hide their reconstructed understanding of Te systems that society tends to purpurate, as not copying and pasting the already existing systems goes against the "rule-following attitude" that society also needs. Yet we all cherish IxxPs long after they're dead for their emotional/intellectual insight and originality, but their lives were anything but cherished.

569 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10501 01:26

Man, this guy needs his own show on adult swim. We'll call it "Ghost's radio beatdown". The whole cartoon revolves around him being racist and screaming at every two year old because they think his laughter their laughter is pointed towards him. In the final episode, Ghost crashes a blimp into a building where he believes all his trolls are, but the building happens to be the one place where his fanclub meets. He is than given the chair, and the my little pony theme plays us out.

570 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10501 12:14

Maybe stop calling me fatshit and this will end?

571 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10501 18:27

I would love to see instruments, music lessons, and free haircuts at an immigrant detention center. Cut to three sad dudes in a dark cell playing a violin, accordion, trumpet without much energy/enthusiasm. Then one guy (clearly a white immigrant from a Euro country) plays this beautiful classical music solo number and there are guards who hear this and take pity and give him citizenship on the spot. Hard cut to the three dudes in the cell who now have a light shinning on them and who get up and start playing a little banda or mariachi song & it's really good but of course the guards don't care cause it's Mexican dudes playing music. Cut to a random immigrant detainee who was getting a haircut in the background. The barber gets rid of his old messy hair and styles it up to look slick and maybe overly gelled and stereotypical American-business like. It's another useless attempt to change/anglicize appearance so that someone might hear your case for fleeing your country. Anyway - ty for letting me use this thread to workshop a new music video pitch

572 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10501 21:05

The R in R2D2 stands for Racist.

573 Name: (carbon monoxide) : 1993-09-10501 23:25

Government trying to use esoteric memes to psyop you from the forbidden air

574 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10502 06:02

What the Stop Asian Hate crowd doesnt understand is that we dont hate Chinese people. We hate TCM.

What's wrong with Turner Classic Movies?

575 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10502 07:15

Dipping donuts in orange juice, someone asked me if American people do that and it didn’t even auto complete on google and I realized I’m a freak

576 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10502 10:02

sir, youre debating with a 22 yr old kid who still lives at home with his parents and whose twitter bio says "stonks and crypto". save yourself the pyrrhic victory

577 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10503 21:24

Story Bitch Wed 25 Jun 2008 02:00:00 No.4739831 Report
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Gah, please, this isn't /b/, people, save the gay/black/trans/assorted minority-bashing for there. This was the one of the shitiest of South Park's ignorant, selfish, "hey look at me I'm being offensive to get attention" juvenile drivel. First of all, Garrison is the worst character, and his sex change came out of the fucking blue, just so they could make an episode making fun of trans people. Second, trans people have a legitimate problem, and, until we can somehow send in swarms of nanobots to change the DNA in all their cells, then hormone therapy and plastic surgery will be their best hopes. Its not furry or otherkin faggotry; the developing fetus is identical in males and females up until a certain point in development, and its possible that the male body can develop while the female-wired brain remains, or vice-versa. Its one thing to make your body superficially resemble what it would look like if you were the opposite physical sex, in order for your physical sex to be more in-line with your gender (what you are inside/identify as), and putting on a fursuit and pretending you're a fox. Again, South Park fans, like South Park, use faulty analogies to support their ignorance and bigotry.

578 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10503 21:36

There are small bands of Mongolian ultra-nationalist thugs that style themselves as neo-Nazis and have assaulted foreigners including whites, blacks, and particularly, Chinese. They are especially provoked by foreigner interaction with Mongolian women. They are mostly found in the capital, especially in the cheaper bars and night clubs.

579 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10504 00:12

electricity inside anus is absolutely delicious, like a massage. This product offers very nice contractions inside..

580 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10504 17:31

I'm curious what it is but i have no desire to see it visually. Can someone describe what goatse is?

Wait is goatse that weird Hentai of a little baby goat wanting to play videogames but ends up getting sexually assaulted instead?

581 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10505 13:38

Perhaps because they only eat dog food, which smells delicious, dogs don’t produce anything nearly as gross as what comes out of a human being, let alone a woman. (Women’s shit smells worse than men’s,

582 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10506 05:31

Check out BLK — a free dating app for Black singles.

583 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10506 06:47

> my number is so big even if you filled the entire universe with electrons that still would be less than my made up number

very cool u fuckin loser.

584 Name: vc: soy : 1993-09-10507 01:52

Staring at this image like the occluded mahdi just appeared in front of me

585 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10508 02:11

some of the animus towards AI ethics comes from the perception that their work is being done at the expense of alignment work

i.e. People are working on "how do we make sure the AI doesn't say the N word", instead of "how do we make sure the AI doesn't turn us into paperclips"

586 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10508 09:55

The famous bible quote from jesus himself: Let ye without sin blow their fvcking heads off.

587 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10508 11:44

The Gay Magic Guide To Sexual Domination is the ONLY sorcery book of it's kind that is geared towards empowering gay people to attract the mates they desire, whether they be straight or gay.This unique book is also a talisman that connects you with powerful streams of consciousness to empower all of your seduction and dating. By viewing the sigils contained within before and after you engage in any of the practices offered, you will experience dramatic relationship and romance manifestations. No other book in existence connects you to the powerful streams of gay seduction; only the Intergalactic Guild Of Occult Sciences has the knowledge to do this.You'll learn powerful bio-physical and sorcery techniques that allow you to seduce nearly anyone you desire.

588 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10508 19:38

she's your travel guide, backpack, secretary, and tard-wrangler all in one and all she asks for in exchange is tasty food and interesting conversation, she's like if g.k. chesterton was a retarded floating baby

589 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10509 05:32

Why didnt any narutards fight back? I mean.. come on they always say "lol if i was a ninja i would pwn ninjas ass"

590 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10509 23:52

One issue is that ya'll degenerates are paying for full body furry commissions (good for you!) but keeping it private. Thats no way to create cultural impact.

Rent a gallery and host an art show
Buy a chapel and have them paint a ceiling
Sculpt it in marble on your Mausoleum

591 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10510 03:00

Jo

I love the simpsons and this movie was really crappy!!!!FRONTSIDE??? puh this shit has got to land on the dumpyard.

592 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10510 07:45

#dnquality

593 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10510 14:45

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594 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10511 05:06

he has a rimworld folder too
i thought they closed that place down but it makes sense that anon would be enough of a faggot to go to the world's #1 gay anal rimming emporium so regularly that he needs a special folder to hold his membership fee receipts

595 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10511 06:03

Doug from Who's Right? is back to discuss how Black on Asian crime is a result of white supremacy and how Patrick Michael got a new soundboard and proves white people are not that great. Also, Adam Goldstein joins us to discuss his legal issues with Stuttering John.

596 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10511 09:49

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

597 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10514 19:03

i can't believe the whole time i actually disliked this game because it was on mobile, not because i've already seen people spend thousands of dollars to not even get the shit they want in the game because of stupid ass gacha bullshit. silly me. thanks kotaku

598 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10515 00:01

According to police officer, "Omkar Singh told the police that his daughter Manju had relations with several men. He had asked her to mend her ways several times in the past. However, she did not pay heed. Out of pure rage, he chopped off her head with the sword".

599 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10515 01:10

Sounds strangely hilarious when the story is this compressed. Not the most fun situation to actually participate in.

600 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10515 03:53

Actually, that's what both many Christian and non-Christian theologians professionally call: "We do a little trolling."

601 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10515 17:27

Thank you Google for recommending me videos debunking creationism from anison videos. I was totally having a creationist vs naturalist debate rage internally while I was jamming to ナナヲアカリ

602 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10515 17:46

Fuck this 24/7 porn bullshit and fuck this Website and the people in it. What I want is this, god damn it. THIS is what I call proper art. Man, I love ahegaokami. They don't pump out porn, they pump out wholesome content and just overall cute stuff that I would not dare masturbate to. It's a god damn pity that the weather is getting nicer and everyone is just busy fapping and playing video games all day long. I don't want to be horny. It's not even a gimmick or funny. I just want to find genuine happiness in this world. I just want to be with the ones I love, the ones I can call a friend, a family. I just want to sit on a Swing with everyone I love and Swing away my borrow, knowing i'm at good hands. I don't care about this "Shut up and fap" excuse anymore. I don't want any business with porn at all. I want Sex with Passion. I want to feel the bond, feel the love with my partner. This is what sex is about, but the internet trashed it away. And for all the dead weights Who want to argue that that's not the case, fuck you. And adios

603 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10516 00:01

BURNSOUCOU, the lone developer behind the kemono switch fighting game Mofumofu Sensen, has decided to try to localize the game for other countries, because someone made fan art of the main character with a huge ass.

604 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10516 10:00

Real world use for virtual vippers writing formal proofs in purely functional scheme in video essays to formally call dqn filth out for the distasteful cretins they are.

605 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10517 16:50

I love fucking since for inventirng computer gammes.

606 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10517 21:26

Put your country as Gabon in the parameters and you won't have this problem anymore

607 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10518 06:25

staying here for long will do so much more harm than good. feeling like you’re a part of an anonymous online community when your goal is to have better social life only pushes you deeper into being antisocial. there’s a lot of great advice here that goes into waste, because looking at a good advice makes you feel like you’re doing something, even though chances are you’ll never end up doing it and forget it within 10 minutes. it feels so good to communicate with people here, but if you want an actual irl social life, it will only make things worse.

608 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10518 08:33

Police reconstruction of events: "Suspect presumably mistook gas canister for his Thermos, cracked top, realized his mistake as gas began hissing out. Reached for lunchbox, discovered he accidentally brought his car battery instead. Tosses battery angrily to the ground."

609 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10518 09:45

ah yes the two genders, mark zuckerberg and nondescript asian woman

610 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10519 10:03

Weddings are literally a party celebrating two people who fuck. Everyone in the world has to know the couple is fucking--even God.

611 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10519 14:36

U.S. Soccer
Recognizing Juneteenth is to create awareness of the holiday, to drive discussion, and to turn that discussion into action. In this season of change, we strive to do our best work every day encouraging allyship, inclusivity and belonging.

Belgium FA is with U.S. Soccer

612 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10519 17:14

Go outside you dirty cracker. You're making your race weak by complaining on the internet instead of breeding your fellow women, except you hate real women which is why you will disappear, because you're in the lowest tier of manhood in the civilization your ancestors built lmao
Oh wait you can't even go outside cause you're allergic to sunlight lmao
you lack HUMAN genetic code like MELANIN. Meanwhile a Black Savannah warrior can easily withstand the POWER of the sun. Fucking crackers can't even look at the sun LMAO

613 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10519 22:09

Naomi Osaka injury party

614 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10521 00:39

Katie Kat

Why was Sanjay acting like that? Was he uncomfortable in Megan’s costume or whatever did he have to use the bathroom bad or something? What do you think?

2 years ago

Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi

Itz Katelyn You know why

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi what would your opinion be? Just wondering what you think on the reason why

1 year ago

Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi

Itz Katelyn he was acting like that because he was uncomfortable in the suit

1 year ago

Travis Rose

Or maybe it that's she farted in the costume and sinks.

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Travis Rose yeah possibly, I might have to look that one up. I heard Megan has a huge crush on him idk why she forced him to go in that suit with her. She should have let someone else in there other than her crush. I mean he ain’t gonna want to date her after that lmao

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Travis Rose and I wouldn’t call that a favor for her, that was her playing a trick probably maybe she was up to something 🤷🏽‍♀️

1 year ago

Macaco Velho

maybe it's because she farted in his face inside the costume where he had difficulty breathing

7 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
I believe it has nothing to do with love but with the heat of fantasy and its fart

7 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think he breathed better with her farting or without her farting? Also why do you think he yelled Craig’s name?

7 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat her fart would give him more air to breathe but as a result the smell would get really awful and I think he yelled the name Craig because Craig is his best friend and Sanjay didn't know what to do when she farted and asked Craig for help Do something

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I'd rather have that difficulty breathing than having to support myself with Megan's fart to breathe

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think Craig saved him in the end or no?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I think Megan must have scolded Sanjay for calling Craig, because that wasn't part of the play, even though she's wrong to fart in Sanjay's face

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat but what's your opinion about it?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
why do you think Megan farted in Sanjay's face being that she's in love with him?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I feel sorry for Sanjay because he helped Craig throughout the episode and in the end he had to stay in this costume and even got Megan's fart in his face

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat 🤢

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho well it said on Megan’s character that she has a secret crush on Sanjay, but if she does then she shouldn’t have done that to him bcs she’s just rude and disgusting 🤢 no offense but she won’t attract him and he ain’t gonna want her

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho my opinion is I think she should have canceled that pageant haha

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho I agree with you on that one and what do you think Megan did that wasn’t part of the play? Was it farting or Sanjay yelling?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat yes much better than forcing Sanjay to stay in that stinky heat and still her fart

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat the fart

6 months ago

615 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10521 00:40

>>614
Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho I would have told Megan that she’s fired or to cancel that pageant, who knows maybe I would have burned her costume 😂😂

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat and i loved your idea of ​​burning her fantasy so no one else would suffer from being the butt

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho that’s probably why he said he can’t make it, he doesn’t wanna take the risk of her farting in his face and smelling nasty in a suit. Idk why Sanjay wanted to go in there, I bet he regretted it

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho dang I feel bad for him, what do you think Megan was wearing in there shorts or underwear?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
I believe, that's all you said, the question is what did she eat to release that fart?

4 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho she probably ate beans or spicy foods bcs that makes us gassy. She needs to hold it in better and she needs to know when to do it when it’s the right time. Her doing that to him was the wrong time. Unfortunately her mom never taught her manners.

4 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho it really depends tho , bcs sometimes boy farts are stinky too. What do you think she was wearing in there?

4 months ago

Bob Clan

@Katie Kat why do u guys even care

3 months ago

Katie Kat

@Bob Clan we’re just curious lol

3 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho also about her having a crush on him and farting I his face, I think she was trying to give him a pink eye, so he can only look at her and no one else

3 months ago
Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat my mom has the habit of farting on my side or in my face, but that doesn't mean I do these things with my friends and anyone else, so I think anyone can have good manners, regardless of their mother

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Bob Clan because we care about these little details

3 months ago

616 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10521 00:40

>>615
Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat yes, we are curious

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat Megan is very jealous, I have no doubt that she would do such a thing, and she also farts a lot during the drawing, and she should have farted a few farts near Sanjay, to be able to do that, maybe this isn't even the first fart she's farted dropped it in Sanjay's face

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I think that's why I felt sorry for Sanjay, because my mom farted on my side too, so I don't want anyone else to go through that either, it's very disgusting and stinky

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
yes maybe she farted several times just to keep him quiet and only stopped farting when he didn't make any more noise, yes when my mom farts in my face i wash my face for a long time so it doesn't get stinky

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat my mother farts a lot like Megan, but I'm not like that, so Megan I think her mother farted on her side and in her face too, and ended up becoming that way because she didn't learn not to repeat her mother's steps, just like I

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat do you think she farted on purpose? or was it by accident and she holding it

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho probably on purpose it seems like

2 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I also think, probably she must fart in fantasy with anyone who is inside the fantasy, that's why Héctor didn't go, she must have farted in fantasy with him inside

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho how come Sanjay went in there then if he didn’t want to?

2 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
because he made a deal with Megan, that she would give the clothes to disguise the eel, and in exchange Sanjay would have to go inside

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho was it Craig that made the deal tho? Since he called her.

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho this may be a weird question but do you think Sanjay had to go to the bathroom really bad while he was in the costume? And do you think he was hungry or so?

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think he had to use the bathroom really bad too?

2 months ago

617 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10521 18:56

BREAKING NEWS: SONIC ORIGINS SHOWS TAILS LITERALLY GETTING TROLLED (which was missing from the Sonic 2 movie) I REPEAT A SONIC GAME CANONICALLY SHOWS TAILS GETTING TROLLED THIS IS NOT A DRILL

618 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10521 23:54

it kind of freaks me out that there are still people still freaking out about the word "soccer" and particularly Americans liking football like it's the 80s or the 90s, especially since as for foreign audiences North America are small compared to Asia these days. Redditors amirite

619 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10522 08:54

Radio 4 host Justin Webb admits he had 'no idea' transgender athlete he interviewed about sport rule changes once BOASTED about knocking out women - as listeners compare it to 'asking what Jack the Ripper thinks about street safety'

Ohenebeakunu Justice Darteh
Hahahaha
I Laugh enter washroom

620 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10522 11:03

I'm agnostic, but let me follow the idea

God,a being so powerful and so ancient that it created the whole universe, all the galaxies and all the planets, is going to be mad just because 2 mortals of the same sex kiss?

621 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10522 21:27

Roses are red
And violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And you
Shit in a bathtub

Her life was great until a movement or two
That isn’t funny, kinda, that’s entirely up to you
Could’ve just taken one stroke or so
But when you gotta, you gotta, gotta, gotta go

Has she ever wanted to shit on a dome
I bet she’d fuckin’ love to shit all over Justin Wong
Yeah, she’s more skanky than bitches and hoes
He’d clean that shit up while you play Super Smash Bros

She’s dirty, she’s criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She can’t get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

Now we’re not tonguing, but if she wants to fight
I’ll fuck her shit up ‘till she’s run the line, mud all night
None of us care about your bigotry dance
‘Cause it’s overshadowed by the time you shit your pants
She thinks she’s over with her skills and tricks
But none of that matters when you’re shitting bricks

Was a l33t poo fight, now give her a break
Bitch it was a motherfuckin’ Solid Snake

She’s dirty, she’s criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She can’t get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

Yeah me and Kirbopher, we’re just your boy ties
We love you, Kira, we just can’t stop you hoo-hoo-hooing boys
It’s just so peachy when you flirt with the boys
I’m talkin’ about rubbing up backwards, bending over sideways, flicking us always
Scat is your choice
I’ve gotten tired of hearing this same old shit
(Princess Peach)
And we’re all glad that you decided to quit
(Go back to Alaska)
Yeah, if you’re butthurt, then back that shit up
‘Cause i’m about to drop this like 2 Girls, 1 Cup, yeah

She’s dirty, she’s criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She can’t get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

622 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10523 22:21

Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie
Takes his tests and wears his maskies
Still got Covid, every strain
Got spike proteins in his brain
Got the VAIDS at 24,
"Dr. Fauchi, gimmie more!"
Had a stroke at 25,
"Thank Moderna I'm alive!"
Swollen heart at 26,
Prayed to Pfizer for a fix
Died of SADS at 27,
Somehow thought he'd go to Heaven
Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie
Took his clot shots, wore his maskies
Obituary headline noted:
"Anti-Vaxxer Dies of Covid."

623 Name: reply to a picture of a comic book character kneeling before Jesus Christ : 1993-09-10526 09:37

this is oddly wholesome but I still agree with thanos on destroying half the human race tho.

624 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10526 12:03

received an inbox message overnight and I thought ‘well its probably someone saying they wish me well, or they liked a gif, or they want me to gif a certain something or other; but nope it was a porn bot and i saw full vadge which wasn’t my desire first thing in the morning.

625 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10526 18:44

It would be about the same as arriving at Tinder,
and seeing a selector for "Head" "Two Arms" "Two Legs".
Placed in some further detailed context, might help.
What if the arms and legs were on the wrong body sockets ?
Sure, you get two arms, but where are they ?

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