You just pissed your dream away!

Between 2001 and 2019, we spent over $800 billion on military training and weapons. Imagine if every Afghan citizen under the age of 30 had spent the last 20 years in US government built internet cafes, with all traffic of course heavily monitored by the US military for extremism.

Permanent stability in the region should have been a culture war, not an actual war. We had 20 years to get the Afghan children addicted to internet gaming, Netflix, and McDonalds. Instead we chose to spent that time shooting their parents and bombing their homes into rubble. No wonder the country folded the moment we left. We learned nothing from the cold war.

To be fair, there's big money there - if you go to any website and click "more options" on the "Accept cookies" popup, right there is a list of a few hundred advertising companies who definitely are interested in what us peasants are doing. I agree it's silly that people are worried about vaccines secretly implanting microchips, but when people say "yeah right why do you think you're worth microchipping" I'm like hmmm...

[guy standing in front of a crumbling bridge]: you know i studied bridge building. not sure why im getting so much amateur outside input rn.

It means you suck at praying.

It really doesn’t mean anything else. However, it might also mean that you’re a narcissistic coward who likes to show off how ‘brave’ you are by confronting dangers you don’t believe to exist. But it could also just mean that you’re really, really stupid. Or both of those.

Still, at least this particular nonsense is less harmful to the general peace than if you went around toppling gravestones and daring the deceased to hunt you down and rip out your liver or whatever.

悲しいかな日本人にはロリコンがめっちゃ居る。
日本の血を受け継いでる彼もロリコン。

You can see a vagina once in a cutscene, and if you are lucky enough you may find a female NPC who don't wear underwear. But you won't see a single penis except your own (and only in inventory menu)

Here at Mashed, we're willing to take a controversial stand every now and then, and this is one issue that we won't be silent about.
You might not be a kid any longer, but you can't deny that Juicy Fruit is one of the tastiest gums on the market.

Waking up from a 30 year coma:
I can't wait to taste my Turkish pies made from Posavina's golden wheat!

i'd do anything to have cat girls exist not only loli cat girls my world would be filled with all cat girls and i would cherish this world ... but sadly i cannot create a world of my own for i am a mere human mortal and no such talent such as the creation of worlds lies in my blood

Kim Jong Un is brave as our Taliban but unfortunately he is not a Muslim.

What is this, a webm for gay ants?

the custodian of the civil religion is the subdimensional psycho-gestalt produced by kultural homogenization of the loathsome AWFL, an electrified social fence that zaps your hand for impertinent questions like "do we really need 470000 more afghans?" and "6 dollar coffee? really?"

This might just be me confusing fantasy with what I would actually enjoy IRL, but what if people had the option to pay for a colonoscopy as part of a sexual experience? Sexual arousal is great at reducing pain. Extreme examples like 1man1jar are a perfect example of this. So instead of administering propofol, which doesn't reduce pain but rather stop your capacity to remember it (which may lead to long-term memory problems), why not train professional, legal and free-choice prostitutes (male, female, etc) to conduct these procedures in some sort of dungeon-like room? I know this is taboo and completely against what most doctors want to associate themselves with and the ethics of prostitution can be very complicated. But I honestly believe that, if it is all consensual and ethical, then we could get many more people to get colonoscopies and reduce the risks involved. We could even have a choice of colonoscopes: clinical, tentacle, electric eel, etc.

PSA: If you're over 45, maybe you should consider getting your ass checked out for colon cancer. If you have a family member diagnosed with colon cancer then don't delay, get a colonoscopy today!

The language of your foreskin??!

that's not makeup, that's pikachu

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in.....

I rise! I rise! As I become more erect in East Asia, I rise! You do not understand the POWER of the Small Dong. . . But you will. Expect us.

Geography is basically the study of the Earth and the many patterns and distributions of natural/cultural phenomena that we find on her surface (geologists like underground stuff), like mountain chains or forests or big cities or deserts or marsupials (those weirdo animals with pouches) or Chipotle franchises . . . and I could go on, but, don't worry, I won't. Not yet! And there are all kinds of geography courses, because there are all kinds of professional geographers . . . GIS folks, plant geographers, historical/cultural geographers (that's me), economic geographers, urban geographers, bio-geographers (they study plants and animals . . . or flora and fauna, if you want to get all fancy) and physical geographers (you know, they study earth quakes and volcanoes and mountains, and rivers . . . that kind of business). This particular course is a world regional geography course. Sort of think of it as dividing the world up into neighborhoods and then learning about all the cool people who live there, how they make a living, what languages they speak and what religions they practice, and what their home environments look like. I think you'll like it. I know I do.

If nothing else, it'd be an interesting conversation piece at the pearly gates.

St. Peter: "So Tim, what did you do in life?"

Silly person: "I owned the libs."

St. Peter: "Oh really? How?"

Silly person: "........................."

Bruh she's talking about her families lack of "generational wealth" whilst wearing at least a pound of gold

精神的NTR

これはNTRでは無い

It will never not be funny to me that Aeneas is running back to save his wife, child and father and then just sees Helen and goes, "You know what. Fuck it. Imma kill her instead"

I’m perfectly happy being non-binary using male bathrooms looking as male as possible but I’ll always have male genitalia but I’ll play both male and female female roles for myself but maybe I’ll growl my voice more when doing male things and whisper more when doing frmale things or maybe just random on purpose and I’m perfectly happy being pansexual but I’ll probably always be happiest with women or alone with myself and masturbation is still cheating on myself because I’m both male and female so I’ll be a ternary pronoun instead of non-binary male, ternary, non-binary and polygamy is only illegal if you’ve never agreed to a divorce except once given marriage documents and divorced if my ex-wife think I’ll ever have sex with her again she shouldn’t have gotten a divorce without my consent over medical issues.

I called it pee because it is mostly water (apparently scientists have examined it) - but has some urea in it. When we have sexual congress, it is a fact that the bladder fills with water - we always need a pee after sex don't we ?

WoW is like an old friend from when you were like 12 and lived in a tiny country town for half a year and had to move away that you look up on facebook 10 years later to find out he is a furry with a scat fetish

Edit: Look, I prefer boofing. I’ve done my research and have decided it’s the most effective way to take most of my substances of choice. If you’re uncomfortable with that, you don’t have to interact.

However, there are other people in this world who are boofing their drugs. And some of these people might be working with caustic chemicals. So instead of diluting this thread with “StOp sTiCkInG tHiNgS iN yOuR aSs!” let’s just focus on the question I actually asked.

I work in the US embassy in Brazil and secret agents beamed a picture of Carmen Electra into my mind’s eye. I instantly busted and my terminal was left defenceless. Over $7 billion dollars worth of confidential information was taken. DM me for more info.

He is the Game Dude, he is so rude
he flees the country when he court date is due

I actually kind of respect him for getting the woke gender joke out of the way early so he could have the robot contemplate how there is no god, only nothingness

な な ひ ら の 黒 歴 史

He is very much a responsible member of his society, even when he's out in the forest playing in the mud.

It's the weirdest thing. Any time a Japanese girl takes a selfie, the phone automatically morphs the image in to a picture of food. Eventually you become like those dudes in The Matrix. Pancakes is a fashionista, burger is a sporty girl etc

>people with siblings are not into incest

fuck you, I have a sister, I love and want to fuck her. Everyday is pain because I'm reminded it will never happen

as goofy as this is today, i think a lot of people kinda forget what it's like to be a kid and how absolutely reasonable and rational drawing something like this is for a child. a few of y'all need to chill out.

if i was going to go further i would say that the insertion of amongus characters into the twin towers acts (as do many favorite characters that kids draw) as a sort of self-insertion, allowing the children to vicariously experience the moment and feel empathy for the individuals within the picture

I don't know how we got onto it but I found out my wife had never seen Boyz in the Hood and I showed her that, which she liked. She thought Laurence Fishburne was great in that.

And then I showed her Cowboy Curtis because , and it broke her brain.

The epistemic race to the bottom is certainly on, I didn’t understand I had an obligation to join

It doesn't get better. There are the seeds of some interesting philosophical ideas, but they're overwhelmed by the gratuitous violence and gore. The chapters about the development of the prime intellect are torture free, but I didn't like those either because the books version of the singularity was too hand-wavey magic for me. Personally I wished that I had stopped after the zombie sex scene.

child rape and genocide are not “ok”

Goliath spent most of his childhood alone. He was a shy gentle soul, but was always far too big for his age. The other children feared his size and tried to cut him down first. His clumsy movements annoyed adults too as he generally caused more work than he accomplished. However his mother never stopped supporting and encouraging him, "Goliath, one day your strength will be your greatest asset. You can be the greatest warrior in our land. Never stop training and never stop believing, I know I won't."

With this encouragement, he pressed on. Every day after his studies the afternoons quickly transitioned to night filled with training dummy, sword, shield, and spear.

Flash forward 10 years and he was the most skilled warrior in the land, just as war had come to his peoples doorstep. The Israelites have been warring with the people of Canaan for years now and on the eve of yet another battle, Goliath comes forward to try and save many lives.

He challenges the enemy army to single combat, for there is no reason for so many to lose their lives. Days pass and Goliath begins to lose hope and the heavy emotional weight of an inevitable battle sets in. Finally, a challenger accepts. When he arrives Goliath sees an unarmored shepherd. Confused, Goliath removes his helmet, and with his booming voice begins to announce that he will not kill a defenseless boy. As he begins speaking a rock smashes into his skull and his vision goes dark.

The end.

This is a nice place full of nice people, and if you shit it up by being a cunt, nice people will leave, shittiness will prevail, and it will become a shitty place full of cunts instead.
So, you have two options. Be a nice person in a nice place, or be a shitty person and turn a nice place into a shitty place, and subsequently be a shitty person in a shitty place, rather than a nice person in a nice place. In other words, >>41 should just stil with today's special.

Jocks and nerds are natural allies. They both defend hierarchies of objective merit against mediocrities whose claim to social status rests on meaningless signaling games. Teen movies are propaganda meant to instill false class consciousness and keep people from recognizing this.

I would rather grate my nipple and shoot myself between the eyes babe x

the real tragedy of 9/11 was that awesome structure that took thousands of hours of planning and years of construction to create

I'm ok with the theft, it's the bitcoin mining I have a problem with.

To Anthony Bourdain, the members of CAN, the members of Black Midi, Inio Asano, Ooshima Ryosuke, Nietzsche, Jun Togawa, Van Gogh, Shinji Sato, Yamantaka Eye, This Heat, Kate Bush, Blixa Bargeld, Kraftwerk, Y.M.O, Nakata, Brian Wilson, Lennon & McCartney, Aster & Sylvia, mental illness, insecurity, poverty, artificial intelligence

Mass Effect is a game series where the cowardly civilians say “if only someone completely amoral could do the correct genocides” and then the brave, strong troops say, “I will do the correct genocides.”

My little pony was a show who's main target was little girls, it's a show about just like the titles says ponies. Seems harmless right that is until men decided to show in interest in resulting in bronies. These men manage to pervert the series the series making sexual violent degenerate fanfics and art of the characters. I even heard stories that when parents tried to take their daughters to my little pony conventions only to see nasty neck beard in a pony costume trying to show his gross fan art to them. Imagine being a little girl looking up you're favorite cartoon only to find some sick porn of them. To make it even worse the writers and company apparently cater to these sickos by changing the designs of the toys to fit their needs. Why do men have to pervert everything they see. I get creep vibes when I see a non gay man in a fan base primarily of young girls because gay men that usually are into girl shows like it for the style fashion and the pretty art unlike straight dudes who are usually into it for fap material

All the world's a gacha, and all the men and women merely 3-stars.

> using rare prisms because the quest drops dust

Scientists are using nanbots to guide lazy shit sperm into valuable eggs

5 m ·
I go to fight a cumt. Bit il do u apl a favour and leVe you all in peace. UTLR

Magic: The Gathering is a popular and famously complicated trading card game about magical combat. In this paper we show that optimal play in real-world Magic is at least as hard as the Halting Problem, solving a problem that has been open for a decade. To do this, we present a methodology for embedding an arbitrary Turing machine into a game of Magic such that the first player is guaranteed to win the game if and only if the Turing machine halts. Our result applies to how real Magic is played, can be achieved using standard-size tournament-legal decks, and does not rely on stochasticity or hidden information. Our result is also highly unusual in that all moves of both players are forced in the construction. This shows that even recognising who will win a game in which neither player has a non-trivial decision to make for the rest of the game is undecidable. We conclude with a discussion of the implications for a unified computational theory of games and remarks about the playability of such a board in a tournament setting.

Some things to consider here: 1. Trump had to go to a staffer and inform them that he was bleeding out of his butthole. 2. Upon getting him to the hospital some doc had to see Trump’s dumpy naked ass. 3. Same doc has to come to terms with his role in history as the doctor who probed the president’s disgusting butthole.

The SARS-COV 2 "vaccine" is the first product in history whose failure is blamed on people who don't use it.

I am beginning to get suspicious that Mark Rippetoe is QAnon.

Why DarkMilk is bad, an essay.
Dark Choco Cookie x Milk Cookie, better known as DarkMilk, is an incredibly popular ship between Milk Cookie and Dark Choco Cookie in the Cookie Run fandom, fueled by the story posted by the Devsisters Official Twitter and the in-game guild story.
However, I am here to explain why DarkMilk is an unhealthy and problematic ship, not to fuel the ship's flames. This was not created to start arguments, or call DarkMilk shippers gross and nasty, but simply my opinion on the ship.

ok we know darkmilk is bad but the new darkmilk aka milpsi milk and pepsi is actually totally based and redpilled NOT cringe it give the milk a nice bubble and fizz while maintaining the protein content and vitamin d for strong bones

as a person who've commited genocide I can agree👍

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el8JJSJVepE&lc=UgzU5l8tE4Z88hX4_kZ4AaABAg.8mWOO5p68gg8wSMvNXjO0c

The one orchestrating this (Cranberry) is a much much older woman. Sister Nana, Top Speed, Weiss Winterprison, Ruler, and Calamity Mary were all adults. But you are right, a lot of the violence is perpetuated by children as the death game was engineered to turn a lot of these kids into killers. And Cranberry had been doing these kind of brutal death matches for years, usually with no survivors. But the ones that do make it are, understandably, fucked up. In the books, there's a reason why those that somehow managed to survive these 'tests' were often branded with the moniker "Children of Cranberry", and most other Magical Girls don't want anything to do with them out of fear. That's understandable, because of most of them weren't as fortunate as Snow White. Many had to kill to survive and would again if cornered. They're all child soldiers, with cynical outlooks, thousand-yard stares, broken home lives, barely-restrained emotions, and violent tendencies.

But even Snow White doesn't escape this without severe psychological trauma that wears on her personality. She has acute survivor's guilt, feeling personally responsible for all the deaths that happened here, especially those of Alice and La Pucelle, who she considered having died because she was too weak to fight for herself. So she trains to defeat other Magical Girls, then spends most of her nights taking down rouges (many of whom were other Children of Cranberry) in back alleys, fighting until her skin is torn, knuckles are busted open, bones broken, and uniform stained with blood. And even though she maintains a strict no-killing rule, it's very obvious the years (yes she does this for years after the events of arc 1 which this anime takes place in) of violence have taken their toll on her personality. She still hates fighting underneath it all, wants Magical Girls to actually behave the way they should, and is a good person, but she is also colder, angrier, and more stand-offish. This series doesn't shy away from the implications of what happens when you expose and force young children to partake in murder and suffering.

The devil went DOWN to georgia.

This implies that either:
The devil is a Northerner
Georgia is lower than hell

Thankfully most 40K fans and content contributors are wise to the act these days and have been taking measures to call out the shit heels trying to use the hobby as a recruiting ground.

Hell even in the last couple of years I have seen mini-painters start calling out companies like Scale 75 or AK Interactive for their fucked up products.

Scale 75 had a bunch of Nazi busts that you could purchase and paint including an Orc version of Hitler and a fem-nazi doctor with a big old syringe and scalpel.

AK interactive for whatever fucking reason thought that it was a good idea to release at best a pretentious as fuck book celebrating the art of genocide through a book showcasing dioramas built around the holocaust and Rwanda.

>>120
Honestly, the orc hitler sounds so absurd that it's funny

Journos: JESUS WAS NOT WHITE! Accuracy matters with something as important as religion
Also Journos: Eve and Mary could be considered trans and we are not just saying this because we know it pisses off religious folks

Wait. So, it’s all Elvis’s fault?!

"anime was a mistake"

To all the loyal supporters who have attended like myself over the last 35 years week in week out, I’m sorry to say but I’m bowing out and wish you all the best with this and up and coming seasons.
Reason being the dreadful experience I had forced upon me at home against Southampton.
let me explain if you will, over the many years in the Kippax and South stand, I upgraded to corporate in the 1894 suite. Now those who attend that suite will know it is what I would call at the bottom of the barrel corporate wise, looking more like a truckers diner. However it does have the best seats opposite the owners which make up for the shabby surrounds and awful food on offer.
So back to the match which was if you remember on what was the warmest day we’ve had in years, me and my business partner got dropped off as we were making a day of it and intended to drink a lot more etc. Everyone was happy and excited as we past security and entered the main entrance, that was until I saw this guy run like the clappers from the back wall to confront me. “Your not coming in here dressed like that” looking confused I asked whoever not ? “Shorts - no Shorts”. No don’t get me wrong I had no idea you couldn’t wear shorts as this was probably the first time ever I had wore any. These were cotton dress shorts not football or the cloth type, together with a shirt and loafers shoes.
I explained I hadn’t any idea and would never wear them again, but this guy a proper jobsworth was having none of it, I asked what were my option on which he replied get some tracksuit bottoms from Asda. I mean Asda tracky bottoms really .
As we were meeting up with people for a meal and wasnt getting anywhere with this guy, I set off to the supporters store to buy some from there if they had any to fit me. Being 5ft 5” my legs are not the longest and nothing ever fits me lol. I did however find a pair on the rack rather expensive by hey ho needs must. Off I walked to the changing rooms to try them on. Only to be told there are no changing rooms open today. What am I to do I asked, you’ll have to change outside was the reply.
much to the amusement of the 1000’s of fans outside City square I was down to my undies and put the Tracky bottoms on with my loafer, no those who can remember Max Wall will understand how I looked, and the looks and laughter from the aether fans never stopped. I felt like digging a hole and jumping in it.

We finally got into the suite although to late to get our meal, but just time for a pint. I spent 10 minutes explaining why I looked like I did, and everyone agreed Tracky bottoms look far worse than shorts. We made our way to the seats and got ready for the game, I looked around to see at least half a dozen fans with shorts on which made me fume as you can understand. I did manage to take a sneaky photo of one in Adidas shorts with stripes on the side, I could hardly walk round taking photos here and there without getting into trouble.

HT came and into the suite I went to confront our corporate manager who was nowhere to be seen, I found out later she was off on the day.

At full time I pointed out others in shorts walking out to the staff on the door, they apologised and said they must have got through on the quiet etc.

>>125
They said a memo should have been sent out on the day but someone forgot to send it.
Now it’s not the money I had to part with or the meal I missed, it’s just down to the embarrassing position I was put in by to me is a crazy rule. I’m 60 in a couple of months and can do without being made to look like a stupid clown for anyone.

Dress shorts are smart dress and worn by both men and women and should be allowed on such days, footy shorts and tracksuit bottoms are a no.
I see the state of some of the players guests heading towards their private boxes and they look a state. The update rule says no shorts or tracksuits which I presume excludes track suit bottoms. You couldn’t make it up honest. So it’s one rule for them and one rule for us, and on that note I will not put another penny in the clubs coffers, not that they need it. I will be giving my seat to friends to attend as the last thing we need is more empty seats. My complaint has been sent in to my corporate assistant, who’s hands are tied. Not that I blame her one bit, at the end of the day if half a dozen fans turned up in shorts and were told not to do it again would it really matter.

Take care all you City fans, love City and always will although from a distance from now on.

do you really expect.....me to read.....all this **** by:you.jpg

Through experimenting I've finally solved my biggest problems with my mickeys dick smasher map

Problem 1: if I make a platform for the players to get smashed the carts can get stuck

Problem 2: both karts dont always respawning at the same time, leading to misses

Solution 1: I made an air platform where you float but it doesnt affect the karts at all, a dick smashing zone if you will

Solution 2: I made an extra platform that goes overhead and holds the two karts in place for that brief second where the other kart hasnt spawned

Heres the map ID for now, I'll update it when there is disney music

Not a strip club. He was just at a bar with some friends and ended up flirting with some college girl. Just a nice picture of her grinding on him hit twitter. 

Social Media sucks.

There was also a video of him putting his fingers up her butt.

I wish I was kidding. Dudes a joke. Lol.

Vertical integration, it's cheaper to make the cringe in house than have to go to other websites to source it.

who needs cringe when you can be based though

never have i ever seen a more redpilled post

the most unrealistic part of superman is the idea that a journalist would be a good person

i know theres a secret the comic industry does not want kids to know is that superman smokes kryptonight before bed. they kinda just sweep it under the rug because its very toxic for his health

love making $100k annually to look over indian code and chat up the girls in the copy room and driving home to my sydney penthouse suite in my porsche flipping one of my seven japanese wives and then loading up saovq to spam some pokemon smut

I must congratulate Gregg's on their pasties markings, I never really noticed before but it stops you buying the wrong one. I was wondering if the same thing could be applied to minge? We all have our own peccadilloes and by a simple vag badge could save time and bother, a lattice could construe a hirsute lady a sausage roll a Brazilian as for the fish tail I'll leave to your imagination.

minge hinge hirsute! lattice. pick a dilly!

guys this is the Dairy QueeN board, right

It's mainly because Boomers destroyed the world around millenials so we hold on for dear life the few fleeting moments of happiness we were allowed to have before becoming adults in this ***** wasteland of a planet.

its mainly bebuzz millenials are so based

Once upon a time there was a girl named annie she was worried about becoming good at everything including getting a four point o goa to prove her worth. her friend said to her "dont be such Annie Gur you are already the best you can be. "

Okay but does it work, and is there also a rectal version

Build your own nuclear reactor and live off the grid.

Threaten the government with a Chernobyl, if they try to shut it down.

I wasn't a big Andrew Yang fan but it would've been fun to watch him pardon a dog instead of a turkey on thanksgiving if he got elected

Hi fellow Genshin Impact follower, this account used to be GenshinImpactOOC & is use for crypto now. From now on, I will post about crypto but it is still NFA and you still need to DYOR. the account is not hacked, you can unfollow me if you disagree but please stay if you wanted

yikes :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing: thanks for the heads up. unfollowing now... did not know he baffled investigators for decades after a legendary series of grisly murders

Blowing past Sisyphus while rolling two enormous boulders up the hill instead of one and flipping him off

TIL Capslock is an anagram of cock slap.

say tuna sub backwards out loud

>>149 ...bus anooch?

uhh bub there is no c or h in tuna

>>151 There is when I say it out loud... you can tune a sub's engine to make it go faster

now say this out loud "im sofa king we tot did"

There's only one thing Redditors love more than abortion: Team Fortress 2

theres only one anime website redditors love more than rebbit. thats 4chunions

>>153 I get what you're saying but it's a freaky accent

>>156 thats it. im removing you from myspace top ten frenz

>>157 you do not use myspace in the year nineteen ninety three youre ahead of your time

>>158 This isn't time warp roleplay, time still passes and events still happen