You just pissed your dream away!
I really wanted to ask, but i was afraid of outing myself as being connected to the giant pink anime thing that they have to stare at for the next two months
Love doesn't bloom on the battlefield, but war crimes do.
Just as there are men who want to be women or women who want to be men, these people have the right to do with their appearance and I want to be an adorable and huggable satyr and I have faith that my wish will be fulfilled in heaven, my body, my appearance and my decision and I hope that my family will accept me at least with time
aawww shit your thread just got paleoschizo'd
I'd pay good money to see Elon get locked into a punishment stockade and smacked in the face with a giant floppy rotten sea bass non stop for days until he literally went insane. I can just imagine him struggling violently to free himself and his screaming being interrupted with each smack of the fish.
That would fill me with incomprehensible joy.
I was there when Google killed Geocities and the other free hosts.
Okay, killed is a bit strong, but it was the beginning of the end for Geocities.
I was a member of a large webmaster/SEO forum. The web was becoming rapidly commercialized and Google was quickly becoming the number 1 search engine.
There were complaints from both corporations and SEO's about the best Geocities sites taking up to many of the top spots in Google. "Googleguy" was the Google rep to that forum and he announced that Google would be downranking all free host sites. This would effectively move them back to like page 20 of the Google returns. The kiss of death.
Eventually banner ad revenue declined with the loss of traffic and Geocities had to shut down.
Think about it: The Geocities sites were older than Google. They came from a time when search engines were really bad. People surfed the web to find websites and webmasters fearlessly linked out to whatever they liked, so just about all those early sites had link pages which is how we surfed. Some of those Geocities sites were written by experts, they attracted a lot of links from other free sites and had been doing so for many years. Many of those sites were listed in the important directories like Yahoo! and Dmoz which gave them added weight. For a search engine like Google with their PageRank algo which counted heavily on link popularity, these Geocities sites naturally ranked really well on Google often crowding out commercial sites from the first or second pages.
BTW: the death of Geocities helped pave the way for Wikipedia. Before Wikipedia people built sites to share their knowledge and expertise. They were the decentralized encyclopedia of their day. Once they were gone or un-findable it made sense to make something like Wikipedia.
Hi , i dont know who you guys are , you seem like a weird forum.
A guy i know left his backpack at my house and it had a cd full of really bad taste images and stuff with silly stupid photoshopped images , im never talking to him again ,at least you convince me this is not a bad internet community , he knows i have his cd it had disgusting cp or wathever you call it....
I think you guys just destroyed wathever chances this guy had with me , i hope your happy...
the image is one of the images i found on the cd... aids is not "kool" fuck off and die faggots...
Just to add that a 10 dB increase is a ten fold increase in energy, which is effectively a doubling in loudness. This means that the 300 dB headphones are about 8200 times louder than the 170 dB gunshot, releasing 10 trillion times as much energy. That’s about as much energy as the largest volcanic eruptions ever recorded (Krakatoa for example, could be heard from about 5000 miles away) and would not only vapourise the listener instantly but probably also a large part of the town that they were in.
Went to my parents recently... I work in a hospital and know the smell of death. I was so worried.... but apparently my dad just farted a bunch that day and it lingered
Ohh, its initials. I was wondering what Gross Domestic Product has to do with porn
The New Testament is one of those books I used to see nuns reading on the subway
Ahh; after a long day of ricing ubuntu time to have some IRC sex
Not half bad
I had no idea why the girl was cutting up her fingers at the very beginning. If anything, that made it easier to laugh at her as that guy molested her, as she doesn't seem to care anything about pain. At first, I thought this was going to be something really violent, but it was instead something sexual. The funniest part was probably how stupid the girl's voice sounded. You guys did live up to the title and description. I have an even dirtier mind than I thought, I swore he was giving her a golden shower.
saw an ad saying that human trafficking is an ongoing occurrence but it didnt tell me where i can buy these supposed sex slaves
I was once speaking to a good friend of mine here, in English.
"Do you want to go out for yakitori?"
"Go fuck yourself!"
"... switches to Japanese Have I recently done anything very major to offend you?"
"No, of course not."
"Oh, OK, I was worried. So that phrase, that's something you would only say under extreme distress when you had maximal desire to offend me, or I suppose you could use it jokingly between friends, but neither you nor I generally talk that way."
"I learned it from a movie. I thought it meant ‘No.’"
"You might want to not repeat it ever again."
Cats fully understand Arabic and are, as evidenced in this video, more than capable of engaging with a sermon on Ramadan virtues.
god i love it when phil brags about uploading tons and tons of shit like it means something
my brother in gout phil
viper made 2200+ albums since 2006
that's over 120 albums per year
do you think he's hot shit?
i blame martin luther
told people anyone could have a relationship with god and now people are praying on the toilet and dropping cheezy balls into the sea of galilee
>>963 me too, but it's worth noting a lot of those albums are the same songs he's released before but with slightly different titles. Lil B on the other hand, he's so hot, shit says "brrr shut the window"
Peace and love on planet earnth!!
IMAGINE grabbing all the chub and pulling and stretching it and moving it around and digging your face into that fuwafuwa mass of fat. Imagine.
One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into , linux
My personal hypothesis on reality. First of all, I am very quick to use the axiom as above so below, or as within so without. I have found this to be extremely feasible and soothing in life. It does seem my interaction with spirit is somehow symbiotic. It seems we are two parts of a puzzle. Me Invoking. Them responding. Me loving. Them receiving the love. Many aspects of life I have perceived this way. Thus I think perhaps reality was created the same way a practicioner creates. Perhaps an intention was simply set, and we all spawned and continue to spawn from that intention. You can also refer to sacred geometry, patterns, and math as potential proof of this hypothesis. The tree of life is also in multiple mythologies. I think perhaps reality is a fractal, and we all continue on this beautiful journey forever, infinitely. With infinite new joys and possibilities :3
a noteworthy amount of developments into some of the most effective misinformation tools in history can be traced back to a project called "DeepCreamPy"
> Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks. Formerly named DeepMindBreak.
> A deep learning-based tool to automatically replace censored artwork in hentai with plausible reconstructions.
> The user colors cencored regions green in an image editing program like GIMP or Photoshop. A neural network fills in the censored regions.
you seriously thought i was gonna be able to resist Kilian-Eng-posting?
Sure, let's just hide behind "culture" as an excuse for discrimination.
Because cultural differences are a perfect excuse for treating people
unfairly and denying them their basic human rights, right? It's not like
culture is something that evolves and changes over time, or that
cultures can learn from each other and grow to become more accepting and
inclusive. No, let's just use culture as a justification for bigotry
and hate. How wonderfully progressive. I'm sure their staff must be so
proud of themselves for promoting such regressive and discriminatory
values.
ROFL! That was random!
Oh yeah? Well I fart perfume! Take a whiff, sister! XP
Finding this is like the explicitly evil version of being invited to a house that only watches tapes of religious cartoons
the anduril fanboys are on a whole other level compared to the ppl that reply to elon musk tweets, absolutely wild vibes - same "thank you sir", but with the addition of AI generated anime montages about a defense contractor, set to crystal castles music
全くクソウケるぅ〜^_^
Necrophilia and desecration are criminal because we have passed laws, based on social mores and ideas about public safety, that make them illegal. Not all crimes have victims, but if you want to think of the deceased as a victim, you can; what matters to the administration of justice, however, is only that there is a law, and not that there is a victim.
The consent of the deceased isn't a factor in those laws. In fact, even if you can prove that the decedent intended for you to have sex with their corpse, and gave consent, it's still illegal for you to do so.
awesome jerking off love your butt, BUT it didn't look clean enough and may not be smoothe enough but sexy none the less loved the vid of yu flabby bely and th brest like packs mm. soo god that cok i'd love o suck
Net.suicide is for suicides only. The only dead baby info that I want to see is if a baby actually takes his own life!
親を悲しませて楽しいかな
I went to get a pizza the other night, and, since I had six friends over, I asked that he cut it in seven pieces. The pizzaman said he couldn't do it exactly with just straight-edge and compass (it was a greek pizzeria), and I asked him why. He started talking about automorphisms and algebraic fields and other things I don't understand - can anybody explain this in plain english? Is there a general rule?
私は３年以上にわたって、英語を教えてきたし、私の経験では、子供はまだ英語の勉強が嫌いだよ。
私は服の上のランダムな英語の表記やフレーズ、全てを参照している。
ある時、１人の先生が「fuck yeah」というセーターを毎日来ていた。
彼らは本当に意味がわかってないようだよ。
I just really want to listen more and more denpa music!! It's so moe
We read analytic philosophy, science fiction, and LessWrong. We are intelligent, socially awkward, and heavily male. Is there a good name for that?
In the classical era, the concept of the parasite was not strictly pejorative: the parasitus was an accepted role in Roman society, in which a person could live off the hospitality of others, in return for "flattery, simple services, and a willingness to endure humiliation".
If you combined their body hair they would almost look like humans.
My brother came into my room at 1 AM I was just trying to sleep and he's like "you remember Ben Folds? The dude who made all the Over The Hedge soundtrack?" "Yeah?" "Well"...
guys imma be real with you all. im not even horny no more. i just want affection, thats it.
looking at attractive/cute girls just makes me sad.
im the kind of lonely horny cant fix.
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.
I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.
Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Ah, the sound of another entitled giant who thinks the world should bend over backward for him just because he's a few inches taller than the average Joe. How cute. Let me break it down for you, pal. Yes, things will be more cramped for you in Japan. Shocking, right? You're not in your oversized Western country anymore, champ. Here in Japan, we actually care about utilizing space efficiently instead of just blindly wasting it like you guys do.
But no, you're not satisfied with that, are you? You have to whine and complain about how cramped things are going to be for you. Well, I've got news for you: Japan doesn't owe you anything. If you can't handle a little bit of discomfort, then don't bother coming here. We don't need more entitled foreigners who think they're better than us just because they're taller.
And don't even get me started on your weight. You're 260 pounds? That's disgusting. Do you have any idea how much space you're going to take up on the train or in the hotel? Probably not, because all you care about is yourself. Well, let me tell you something, buddy. You're not special. You're just another fat, entitled American who thinks he deserves the world on a silver platter. News flash: you don't. So either suck it up and deal with the cramped spaces or stay the hell out of Japan. We don't want you here anyway.
I was asked by the CEO of the company
“What would you do if you were shrunk down and put into a blender that will be turned on in 1 minute.”
Apparently my answer of “I don’t know, that’s a weird question.” was part of the reason he voted my hiring even though the Hiring Manager wanted me.
I bought a small snake once when i was young thats why i came here saddly this video was a revelation for me i had been harboiring thought about animals in relation to the bible and used a tourch from my papies garage to send the snake in pain, i burned its eyes out so it would stop looking at me, it turly was not my fault that the animal was encourted with satan. I left it like for four days until i put it in a healing chamber with some drops of holy water i took from church mixed with healing sand(it had been held in a vice since i used the torch to stop its demonicly possessing using diabolical possession, also it had no food or water to save the animal and remove the demon, it was also trapped right at the most back of the skull i could in the vice 😅 holding it on the skull to allow maximum demons to leave and breathing qnd so i could concentrate on blasting the eyes of the skull, it was held in the most holy place of a snakes body by the solar plexes of the devil snake(i could see him in the substrate and under floor boards mostly lingering, near the eye beast snake demon satan that is)like this i tried to crack his holy skull to allow hair to a main to grow but nothing and i touched his to anount oils to fast adter the skull was qlenced of seeing like joeseph once said the eyes are the gate way in all gun indoor shooting portal from satan to suck up demonic forces as animals to the skull and souls and this left my finger blistered so i lit the olive oil on fire as penance and put my finger under its dermal layers to feel vaons and for heart beat to check for 😈 demons i think it was cured but tried to cut flaps like meat and bonpsy tree to make it like cross ✝️ and surprisingly jesus accepted him and saved him and it healed like flapps to be nail to the cross and his breathing was layboured i needed to build a jig of kinds where i cpuld work on the flags and keep him from moving alot and when jesus told me i nailed him the cross and and put him on baking sheet and stood up in oven on 230f and let him go till what i thought was gangreous disiduaion spilled like jesus or luke and put him in cold ice water maybe adter two minutes he was asleep for all of it breathing but jesus told me to be a warrior and in his sleep through all of it i could see and hear the demons leaveing through his teeth with hissing,a true miracle! And after that for seven mor days i did this daily until jesus took him)
So she can't take a nasty ass fuming stinky black-as-midnight shit turd in my mouth and on my face? What's the point of going on, then?
Either way, I’ll have multiple orgasms to see the retarded users of Pop!_OS dealing with the new non-themable GNOME…
"this game doesn't have a lot of porn, so this is proof that horse racing is ran by the yakuza."
can you tell how ridiculous that sounds?