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1: i am lonely will anyone speak to me (12) 2: Feature phones thread/Smartphoe hate thread (27) 3: How come this textboard isn't more popular? (74) 4: What is the best english alternative to the original 2channel? (13) 5: Maid Cafe Survey (44) 6: Another frontpage photo (4) 7: Tried to email "sage" (15) 8: Worst thing you’ve seen online? (53) 9: From HK to Japan (16) 10: On the Road Legal Advice! (2) 11: čudan (25) 12: modern search engines are garbage (51) 13: (59) 14: fuck work (105) 15: Forced to quit NEETdom (7) 16: Why is 4-ch so dead? (126) 17: Internet cafe nostalgia (27) 18: Single Male Rant thread (643) 19: 4ch's God!  「4ちゃんの神」 (31) 20: I am ssz. Do you have any questions? (11) 21: Is 2chan a good way to learn Japanese? (23) 22: ITT: we make our own original ascii art (6) 23: I hope the spammer chokes on his vomit in his sleep. (7) 24: Vocaroo Thread (6) 25: Let's share art, on textboards! (7) 26: [202X] 202X! [202X] (57) 27: New front page photo (15) 28: Is creating a textboard worth it? (43) 29: I’m in an er room (9) 30: This is my language teaching thread!! It's true! It's true! (721) 31: hello (9) 32: GIKOPOI 2022 PARTY (30) 33: Dreams (11) 34: The old internet (186) 35: what happened to the front page (9) 36: 2020's Mod request thread / Net culture zoomer flame war (12) 37: down (87) 38: weLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL (24) 39: FREE TV FOR LIFE (7) 40: I'm bored damnit (90)

i am lonely will anyone speak to me (12)

1 Name: lonely : 2023-05-24 12:28 ID:/81wDYHU

please will anyone speak to about anything to me

3 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-25 01:16 ID:Heaven

i like panties. i like to look at panties. i like to touch panties. i like to smell panties. i like to cum in panties. i like panties.
i dont think you will feel less lonely in General.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-25 11:38 ID:fpYYXDqP

Get a hobby or if you can afford it a dog. Honestly, a dog is really good and will help you gain confidence.

Sniffing panties is a good way to gaurantee you'll stay lonely

5 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-25 20:39 ID:Heaven

i'm not the original poster so its okay, i'm not lonely with pantsu.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-26 22:21 ID:KhRqbwVI


7 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-27 03:01 ID:siA8S/Io

Sure thing OP.
How do you feel about voice calls?

8 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-27 18:41 ID:WX3SzQvn

Sniff panties, not glue!

9 Name: lonely : 2023-05-27 20:22 ID:CIVHJXQb

i dont have a phone or discord i should buy one and make an account?

10 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-28 18:12 ID:wmIQS+/H


11 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-28 18:47 ID:A9yHtCTW

How about using a voice call that doesn't require a phone number or discord?

12 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-29 00:00 ID:CIVHJXQb

I’m lonely too. I just try to fill my time because there’s nothing worse than being bored and lonely. I’m a worthless hikineet so I just play VNs all day. It’s like I’m actually interacting with people so it fills the hole while it lasts.

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Feature phones thread/Smartphoe hate thread (27)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2023-03-20 06:34 ID:XjkLA1mR

Here, we discuss about keypad phones, flip phones, blackberry, nokia and anything that doesn't have a touchscreen. I use a Nokia 2660 Flip and even though the language pack has a lot of errors and the browsing sucks, it's still a good phone with a decent UI. Share your comments

18 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-10 17:19 ID:/PwWGm+k

As long as I'm doing something illegal it wont lol

19 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-12 01:41 ID:nGKjA6/k

Cops can and do plant evidence on phones, including CP and ISIS videos. Cellphone triangulation methods are proven to be unreliable as forensic evidence causing wrongful convictions but the cops still use it in court. I’ve heard of cops taking phones and shoving them up peoples asses and threatening to send the footage to their friends and family if they don’t sign a confession.

20 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-18 09:34 ID:AIKIeDWi

I really fucking hate Apple. Overrated trash. I hate how they have this cult of followers that literally worship them and would get on their knees and suck off the board members if they could. It’s funny seeing normalfaggots getting ripped off with MacBooks when they could just buy a fucking Thinkpad. The other day, this moron won’t shut up to me about his new iPhone and how it has these awesome features no phone has. I just pointed to my notebook and it has more features and is probably more portable considering the ridiculous fucking size of iPhones these days.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-18 16:06 ID:Heaven

I don't regret picking a fanless M1 that doesn't get hot and has good battery time and good display. It's a laptop, their only use is browsing websites and watching stuff. If I want anything more I'll use my Linux desktop. People have different values even though it's reasonable to be annoyed with cultists, but you should be careful to not end up on the other side in a different cult. Hopefully there will be many more fanless low power laptop by other brands soon, but I've yet to find a fanless one that wasn't a cheap piece of plastic with a bad screen and poor battery time. I'm sure they will come on the market soon though.

I also hate big phones. I've used feature phones and androids all my life, but I tried out the iPhone 12 Mini and it was quite comfortable if I ignore the lack of freedom. I don't use phones much anyways since I have a computer. They're killing the Mini lineup due to low sales though so my next phone will probably be another Android. Unfortunately they only make cheap small androids, no small androids ever have a good screen or battery because they don't sell if they don't cost $100. I don't understand why people only want big phones.

Either way, I can now at least say I've given Macbooks and iPhones a good run for some years whenever I criticize them.

22 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-19 02:44 ID:AIKIeDWi

I wish there was an affordable flip smartphone like the Z Flip series but cheaper and not overpriced junk. A cellphone is supposed to flip. Anything else just doesn’t feel right to me. I loved whipping out my old Motorola razr like Clint Eastwood and flipping it just to quick send a text or email or browse the chans. Anything else doesn’t feel right. Sadly it looks like cellphones are going back to the era of gigantic bricks that don’t fit in your pocket, fuck why not make them even bigger? Just put the CPU in a backpack for more power, might as well add a portable keyboard and an extra screen or two maybe a tripod for the x30+ cameras too.

23 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-22 02:06 ID:Heaven

I really fucking hate IBM. Overrated trash. I hate how they have this cult of followers that literally worship them and would get on their knees and suck off the board members if they could. It’s funny seeing thinkfaggots getting ripped off with ThinkPads when they could just buy a fucking MacBook. The other day, this moron won’t shut up to me about his new ThinkPad and how it has these awesome features no laptop has. I just pointed to my notebook and it has more features and is probably more portable considering the ridiculous fucking size of ThinkPads these days.

24 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-25 17:13 ID:940L7ZnB

I'm thinking of buying a new phone. I want a dumbphone but everybody is forcing me to get a smartphone. It's impossible to live without one of those things.

25 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-25 18:00 ID:gh2hwbr5

How are they forcing you? Contrary to popular belief, it's not required to get a smartphone, unless it's for something like work.

26 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-27 20:15 ID:eEnTJKdt

Yeah work. Literally everything these days requires a smartphone. Boss told me I need to install some Google shit apps on my phone because it’s necessary. I told him I don’t use Google, he said it’s not an option.


> I’ve heard of cops taking phones and shoving them up peoples asses


27 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-28 18:48 ID:Heaven

It is an option to use Google apps on other devices.

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How come this textboard isn't more popular? (74)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2023-04-12 17:54 ID:p66TzLE3

Considering its age, how come this imageboard isn't talked about a lot

65 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-23 20:48 ID:M42FV/4k

It used to be more popular, but Textboards died out for a few reasons. Even Imageboards aren't as big as they once were when Reddit, Twitter and Discord became big.

66 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-23 20:49 ID:YZ94mkuI

I don't think i'm gonna, sorry

67 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-23 21:48 ID:Heaven

It would be better without the retarded old school cancer and porn, but that would probably kill off most of the activity.

68 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-25 04:27 ID:UM062F1q

Cancer and porn is all the internet exists for these days.

69 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-27 03:02 ID:L+U3VrZ1

Heyurians are cute and funny!

70 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-27 03:17 ID:Heaven

go advertise somewhere else

71 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-27 18:31 ID:Xq8kewo4

But this website exists solely for advertising of other boards.

72 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-27 18:33 ID:l2kOxEMd

So what are some good altchans and BBSes, anyways?

73 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-27 20:03 ID:j4pVD6zN

Heyuri is the only nostalgia site I can stand. Rule 8 should be implemented on this site.

74 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-28 07:01 ID:Heaven

Depends on what you define as "good".

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What is the best english alternative to the original 2channel? (13)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2023-04-30 06:37 ID:WYiIDf7S

In regards to activity I guess

4 Name: Anonymous : 2023-04-30 10:42 ID:Heaven

There isn't one and that's the truth.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2023-04-30 11:42 ID:iT/CR2yA

It's Iceland, or the Philippines, or Hastings, or...
...or this place!

6 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-01 06:38 ID:WYiIDf7S

I suspected as much but there has to be something in the vast multiverse of the internet

7 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-01 07:30 ID:Heaven

8 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-02 13:14 ID:HSNBT1zg

4chan used to have a bunch of textboards way back

9 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-11 05:45 ID:WYiIDf7S

No help at all

10 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-11 17:19 ID:Q+0Sa1+M


11 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-12 00:07 ID:Heaven

oh wow this comment right after you started talking about yourself in another thread
sure is a coincidence...

12 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-23 21:06 ID:tJJoq7WJ

I'll always remember this one video of Chechens slitting the throat of a Vatnik.

Also in the days of I recall a photo of a dead body of someone who hung themselves but it was taken probably a week after, so the body was all black and the neck was stretched.

After that, nothing really bugged me.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-25 06:09 ID:WYiIDf7S

>>12 I believe you're referring to chechclear

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Maid Cafe Survey (44)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2010-08-05 12:09 ID:HANLARV9

I have literally no idea where else this should go. I was considering putting it in anime, but...


Considering the frightening lack of maid cafes in the West, I've decided to try opening up my own maid cafe.

However, I need to see if such an option is actually financially viable, first. I get the feeling my results will be skewed asking here...

  1. Gender
  2. Age
  3. Nearest large city
  4. If a maid cafe opened in your area, would you be willing to visit it on a regular basis?
  5. If a maid cafe opened in your area, would you be willing to WORK in it as a maid/butler?

35 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-04-22 08:21 ID:gz5falWr

Do away someone?

36 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-30 19:01 ID:E8VQcUZ4

Male, 18.
Riverside might be a large city.
I would definitely visit if a maid cafe opened but I don't know that I would be accepted to work there. Apparently I don't have facial expressions.

37 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-13 05:47 ID:uiJvdr06

Do you think he ever opened up his maid cafe?

38 Name: : 2014-10-13 17:05 ID:8e4vSJlY

New Website, please visit us ! and tks for wakachan to given us the privilege to post here !.

39 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-15 13:27 ID:T6fhBJKX

i like this one

I suggest you should try making a video like this for your next one.

(filmed in Japan)

40 Name: Anonymous : 2021-11-04 07:39 ID:MfIDF7Nf

recently it seems there has been an upsurge in anime and things associated with it.
you see companies like crunchyroll and netflix trying to create their own animes and even those virtual anime girl characters.

it seems people have finally realized how much of a cash crop anime is. they realized how people will eat that shit up real good.

this thread may be old but i wouldnt actually be surprised if one opened up in America within the next oncoming years.
sure the older generation will still go to the bars and prefer the tits n beers and whatnot, but there is still a target audience for the younger generation.

of course there will be setbacks and things to consider, but just remember people in America shovel money at some underaged anime girl who plays games on twitch just to say their nickname.

as for me no i would not want to visit one daily. the only way i can see myself going to one is if the food doesnt suck.
no i would never work at a maid cafe providing service. i suppose i could work as a chef, but thats a stretch as i could already imagine what my co workers would be and act like.

41 Name: Anonymous : 2021-11-08 05:32 ID:SCFncgIK

Amazing Necro, my dude. OP probably already opened his meido cafe, sold out, and fell asleep in a pile of cocaine by this point.

42 Name: Anonymous : 2023-04-18 09:55 ID:AevKotSA


>people in America shovel money at some underaged anime girl

This is long tail in effect. Median per-viewer yield is very small, profits arise from large number of viewers, both due to raw numbers and due to chance of getting a whale.
Such model is not reproducible in physical business, as it requires service capacity at virtually zero-cost.

Classic model of maid-cafe would not work in this cursed times too.

On demand side: competition from aforementioned camwhores for audience in need of para-social relationship, neo-puritanial stigmatisation in more `normie' crowd; leaving only marginal fan and novelty demand. So low and, most importantly, unreliable capital returns.
On supply side: business, giving -1..2%, could get money in late 00s, but not today.

43 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-23 21:06 ID:b3nLp9Dg

It's 2023. Did OP ever open his gay cafe?

44 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-24 05:02 ID:m0zvMXxf

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Another frontpage photo (4)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2023-04-18 00:14 ID:RzmDbkLm

It's the Elbphilharmonie (just googled it).

2 Name: Anonymous : 2023-04-27 23:40 ID:Heaven

the what now

3 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-23 21:03 ID:EVXFgxHC

I like it more than the last one.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-23 23:43 ID:hlBCiGpW


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Tried to email "sage" (15)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2022-12-01 20:07 ID:yQcuKHf3

when is he ever going to respond back?!

6 Name: Anonymous : 2022-12-05 00:21 ID:yQcuKHf3

pretty rude if you ask me

7 Name: Anonymous : 2022-12-05 03:28 ID:DhfoSFIV

me and sage go way back. maybe you just arent cool enough

8 Name: John titor : 2022-12-05 07:43 ID:egLHTDDs

Sage is a jew.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2022-12-05 21:17 ID:Heaven

Sage is the wisest of us all

10 Name: Anonymous : 2022-12-07 18:34 ID:2hmckFLH

last I heard sage only reads emails from the secret area of VIP quality

11 Name: sage : 2023-05-14 14:51 ID:NPMRVPrp


12 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-20 17:52 ID:RsDt073+

sage told me you need a "" email

13 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-20 22:52 ID:Heaven

sage is a bee

14 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-21 06:34 ID:Heaven

good thing BEES arent allowed to BEE here

15 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-22 10:07 ID:DwY6UEJs

I'm gonna [i]quelk[/i] sage.
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Worst thing you’ve seen online? (53)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2023-03-13 06:05 ID:yvTF4cqn

What’s the most traumatizing thing you’ve seen on the internet? What are some of your internet horror stories?

When I was like 12 years old, I found an Iraqi beheading video. It really fucked me up. What really messed me up was the way the guy was screaming “I don’t wanna die.” I felt sick for days. Unfortunately, I’m pretty desensitized to that stuff now.

44 Name: Anonymous : 2023-04-20 20:58 ID:Heaven

You're over a decade too late for this one. I still remember someone posting the coordinates of someone they murdered and buried there.

45 Name: Anonymous : 2023-04-21 01:12 ID:26BrGIcS

Pfft… maybe 15 years ago /b/ was something but even then it was an overrated shithole. And anyway, which forum didn’t have murders on it? Nothing new or special. In 2023, /b/ is just boring, once you look past the garbage porn and bait posts you realize there’s no community there anymore and probably never was one to begin. It’s just an insufferable soulless shithole, like staring into the abyss, and that’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen online.

46 Name: Anonymous : 2023-04-21 09:01 ID:AxudMYag


>someone posting the coordinates of someone they murdered and buried there.

it's like deepest corner of the clearnet after that darknet starts

47 Name: Anonymous : 2023-04-23 14:03 ID:q/UbAROI

OMG 4chad is soo scary :OOOOOOO
he is tis hacker who will hack you i suggetst you don't speak about him too negatively :O

48 Name: Anonymous : 2023-04-24 12:25 ID:lykRDN9U

Saw that Ukranine beheading video. It was disgusting. Do slavs just not know how to decapitate? And don't film your war crimes you retards!

49 Name: Anonymous : 2023-04-25 15:49 ID:Heaven

It's the screaming that does it for me. I've watched only a few videos with a similar feel. It hits right at your empathy, it's quite shitty. I wonder what the context for this was.

50 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-21 09:51 ID:DCVShWh+

Somebody sent me this fetish video where a girl in a bikini slices off the paws of a puppy with a meat cleaver and slowly crushes it to death with her stilettos. It made me pretty angry, but at least it wasn’t a cat.

I guess it’s the better video quality and the fact their a white guy, much easier to relate to than foreign Arabs etc. Or maybe it’s media brainwashing me about how good Ukrainians are? It was a pretty shitty beheading too.

51 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-21 15:10 ID:ybIOXkTD


52 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-22 00:54 ID:fDV7/Pkf

There was a time you could find threads full of child porn on /b/ and that wasn’t spam it was put there by the users. Some of them were CP fappers and legit pedos but most of them did it for the lolz. That kind of brain damage there is probably the darkest thing I’ve seen online. Peoples sense of right/wrong being warped to the point you don’t even know if you should take child rape seriously.

53 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-23 02:19 ID:Heaven

i believe you with the for the lulz thing, i remember one thread on /b/ a guy didn't like it so he just spammed it with pictures of an old man raping a real baby so everyone ALT-F4'd the thread. can't imagine it was something he actually liked.

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From HK to Japan (16)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-25 18:41 ID:dMjHn2Fi

Hi everyone. it seems some people here live in HK sar, so maybe you can answer me this question.

I am going to study in Hongkong from september to December. After that, I plan to spend about two weeks in Japan. What is the cheapest way to get there? should I go by boat? via mainland China and then Shanghai-Osaka? or rather plane? I found a retour for E400, which struck me as a lot of money.

Furthermore, what places should I definitely visit? I've got akihabara on my list in Tokyo, and want to travel around a bit through the country (there's this train pass which is pretty cheap). I both wanna see some neat culture (BUT NOT NOH!!!), cool architecture, but also modern day Japan. What can you advise me?

oh.. oh.. maybe you can also tell me what places definitely to visit in HK. And how not to get eaten by the sharks on the beach :s. thx

7 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-31 10:13 ID:im0v2RrG

Why do you refuse noh ?
Oh, I see .I guess you've had a experience of wataching noh.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-12 07:00 ID:epyRoOoB


9 Name: Anonymous : 2021-02-09 12:53 ID:7ELFEPaA

( ̄へ ̄) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Age Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Age, so I would like to age it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Age Threads".

10 Name: Anonymous : 2021-03-18 09:32 ID:vsSoN6zB

HK for noodles

Japan for Oorai

11 Name: Anonymous : 2021-03-18 22:31 ID:UUg+3PYB

Noodles in soup time

12 Name: Anonymous : 2021-04-15 02:33 ID:UUg+3PYB

Cafes of Kowloon 九龍 are best.
Crab restaurants of Osaka 大阪 are best.

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14 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-12 02:34 ID:Heaven

Dear Peter,

Thank you for the recommendation! I do not build pages on the interweb, but I am happy you took time to make a recommendation to us!

Signed, Grace.

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16 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-16 03:06 ID:Heaven

Dear Sam,

Thank you for the considerations! I do not make digital papers on series of tubes, but I am delighted you took your time to show this to us!

Signed, Grace.

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On the Road Legal Advice! (2)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-14 19:56 ID:vWrEx6VE

Whats up all you good people!
I'm looking for some legal advice since
I don't trust lawyers
I'm too poor to afford one And I don't even know where to being with googling this(google probably give gay ass answers anyway)

So I have bad road rage and It's just got to come out some how.
What am I suppose to do bottle it up and go home, beat the shit out my wife and fuck my kids to pain? I'm no monster!

So I keep a bag of rocks in the side door compartment.
Car pisses me off and is in range I toss a stone in It's direction.
Mostly in parking lot situations when everyone is moving slower and the cars in-front of me and I can nab the front windshield.

I try not reserve glass hits that can cause cracks for when I'm real pissed! I've cracked 3 front windshields and 4 back in the last 4-5 mouths. I found its actually pretty random if it slaps a crack on them or not. Guess its luck of the throw.

Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-15 09:15 ID:0ive8+A8

Assuming you are caught I think the most would happen is that it would be dealt with through car insurance.

Maybe if the person wants money they'll try to get it labeled under agressive assault or property damage, some shit like that.

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