Hi, loving everyone!^^ I'm 19years old, a Japanese Otaku.
I'm a high school graduate who is preparing for another chance to enter a college.(This is called "Rounin" in Japan, a masterless Samurai is also called "Rounin".)
I made every effort to enter college, but college refused me, because I couldn't read/write English well.
So, I want you to speak to me easily, and point out my wrong.
You can ask me everything! I'm not a grim person.^^ I love you all.(^ε^)
come on! come on everybody!
Do you think this sentences childish?
...oh,excursus.
I like WWE,progressive rock. thanks for reading
I wonder if 1さん still browses 4-ch. This thread is just wholesome.
this is the best thread on this website
Wow, a thread that basically functions as a 5 year journal. I'm gonna have to read this later. Bump to stir some memories.
Dame da ne;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z5C621j6vY
I'm happy to see that this thread is still up.
My first post >>330 was from 2007. It feels like it was so recent yet also like it was ages ago. Reading back my old posts it's clear to me that I wasn't quite the same person as I am now.
If this thread is what stuck in my mind as special and important even many years later, then truly it's the small things in life that matter.
Thank you 1さん.
bump
Feels like everyone and their aunt's sister's mother's daughter's kitten has a twitter account these days.
Twiitter will give your handle to a more 'deserving' person.
https://medium.com/@N/how-i-lost-my-50-000-twitter-username-24eb09e026dd
present time!
present day!
I still use Mastodon, a tool made by SAOVQ people.
I know less people using Twitter now than I knew in 2015. Almost every Twitter user I knew has quit the platform.
The rare occasion I find myself on there, half the posts feel like they were written by bots.
A number of Mastodon developers were involved with the SAoVQ community many years ago, as odd as that sounds.
There's two kinds of twitter users: obnoxious people and people who barely use it.
Claiming mastodon is a SAoVQ project is so pretentious its unreal
>>1
There's a post limit of 1000 on the other boards and 999 on DQN, and no limit on bumps.
Did this really require a thread?
b and vip have 5 threads per minute, suck it up worms.
I opened kareha.pl, and it shows this.
kareha.pl
sub make_reply(%)
{
my (%vars)=@_;my $thread=read_thread($vars{thread});make_error(S_THREADCLOSED) if($$thread{closed});$$thread{postcount}++;
$$thread{lastmod}=$vars{time};
$$thread{lasthit}=$vars{time} unless($vars{link}=~/sage/i or $$thread{postcount}>=MAX_RES or $$thread{permasage}); # bump unless sage, too many replies, or permasageI also found this.
http://wakaba.c3.cx/docs/docs.html#KarehaConfig
I got to thinking about how clean my asshole is and was wondering how everyone else cleans their ass.
Personally, I don't like the feeling of dry toilet paper scraping my ass so I've been using baby wipes for the majority of my life. Now whenever I use regular toilet paper I don't feel clean so I always try to carry around a small packet of baby wipes wherever I go.
>usually dish washing liqiud bottles filled with water to squirt on my butt. :p
Out of necessity or preference?
Just a normal "nigger," actually. My parents converted when they were young. I'm agnostic, myself.
>>32
Not quite sure what your question is referring to.
Do we use dish washing liquid bottles out of necessity or preference? I would say preference, since you can put force into the water. Most of the mosques I've been to usually use plant watering cans, which IMO is less efficient, but more... "presentable."
Do muslims rinse their butts with water out of necessity or preference? Well, being clean is part of being muslim, so I suppose it's a necessity to rinse using something or another, if you can.
Here's a link to a youtube clip someone made on the topic. Though I guess it's funnier if you actually know what he's talking about: http://ummahfilms.blogspot.com/2007/05/pursuit-of-cleanliness-season-2-ummah_12.html
I just use a cheese grater.
I built a big mechanical tongue covered with a really soft towel that's soaked in hot soapy water for every use.
It's kinda fun once you get used to it.
The ascii crap just doesn't cut it for me. Plus, all you assholes ride Japans little dick way too fucking hard. DQN? jesus christ...
Just joking.
No Japanese person can beat me at anything, not origami, not art, not math, not music, not table tennis, not Go, not any video game, nothing...
I am even more polite and respectful, obviously more honest, than all Japanese combined.
I wouldn't step foot in Japan either, as it is beneath me.
I will occasionally eat sushi though.
And American anime girls are really cute. I'm not trying to be funny.
Hello. I am >>1-san's psychiatrist.
He recently told me in one of our sessions that he had created this thread.
Please forgive him. He has some serious issues that we are slowly working out together.
He has an inferiority complex because of his terrible and frightening looks, and incredibly small penis.
Threads like this, and his constant visits to beastiality websites are becoming a problem.
In the future, we will monitor his internet usage.
>The ascii crap just doesn't cut it for me. Plus, all you assholes ride Japans little dick way too fucking hard. DQN? jesus christ...
this is actually the sad truth
nice one. i guess trolloling is the new shumi around here.
here's a sexy picture for you
http://tinyurl.com/cr45pyp
Timothy Pillows will forever be correct.
The above posters have unfortunately rode and probably to this day ride Japan's dick still.
This is a thread about mah-jong.
Here's a tutorial:
http://www.japanesemahjong.com/reachmahjong/intro.htm
Anyone who plays on tenhou and feels like explaining where to go for English players?
Or any alternative clients?
This wiki seems to have a list of events
http://arcturus.su/wiki/Main_Page
I wonder if they're streamed/viewable somewhere?
Where did you guys learn to play mahjong?
With a flash game. If you wish to use this you will have to download a Adobe Flash Projector and the SWF file.
https://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/mahjong/mahjong_e.html
Never tried tenhou since its not translated. Besides I believe it is online only and I may not want to commit to a full game.
I have tried to search for other mahjong games and most of the ones I found sucked. The ones that seemed playable seem to have anime characters and other fluff I don't care about so I will always prefer this flash game.
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thread visited once again
Eating carrots is a great way to make your skin healthy and attractive. Combine that with a daily skin cleaning routine and you will achieve maximum results. When your face has healthy skin you will attract the opposite sex like thunder flashing forth from the clouds to the ground. But remember to eat carrots often.
>>23
I bet that "any bodybuilder" would be in a lot better shape than your no-diet beauty product-obsessed ass. Enjoy your (((skincafe))), whatever that may be, though~ lmfao
>>24
Mocking a typo is a solid tell of having no argument.
I have never advocated for prioritising skincare over diet and working out, but if you don't at least moisturize and use SPF your skin will be horrible in 20 years. I guarantee it. You would be surprised how much some bodybuilders know about skincare, because with high test you cannot neglect it without it getting out of control. Only low test losers say skincare is gay.
too long didnt read
>>28
That anon made a throwaway one-line post about you being an effeminate homosexual and you wrote him a four-line essay. The fact that you're still sperging four posts later only proves his point.
We can talk openly about such things can't we?
When you're in there for a long time with no women you can get pretty frisky, and no, it wasn't like the rumors, we took turns pitching and receiving, granted I got more ass cheek than rectum but I was large enough to stimulate his prostate.
How did it start? There are a lot of innocent guys in prison, it is obvious who shouldn't be there and they can sense it, but they know that average guys aren't necessarily pussies, if that were true then they wouldn't be in jail. So we decided to show it by tag teaming, we'd go in the showers together, stick close, keep an eye on each other in the yard because we have to separate by race there, so we're in a hot steamy shower and I lose him and suddenly this panic just comes over me, I heard stories and this is how they usually begin, there were a lot of muscular black guys surrounding me where I was, I move through bumping into naked men looking for a fat black guy. Some of them looking at me, sensing my fear, then I suddenly come face to face with him, he just nodded and looked up without realizing how emotional I was, I sort of hugged him, leaned in on him and ended up kissing him, I was just so relieved to see him, you don't know what it's like. He pushed me away and didn't say anything, I suppose he knew if there was a fuss in the shower it would attract attention. That night he just slid his arm under the covers and grabbed my ass "come on down here". It became something to do to pass the time, an exciting relaxing activity each night. We had to keep it on the downlow of course, he was married and I'm not even gay.
>>2
I'm not even gay. We just closed our eyes and did it.
Have you studied anatomy? The prostate is right next to the rectum, when you ejaculate it spasms and there is where you feel the orgasm, and what more constructive way of reaching it than another man's penis? Now you poop from there, this is a fact, but poop descends from the colon into the rectum, if you clean it out in the shower before you poop then it is fine. The prison provided condoms anyway.
It is not something I would do outside prison when I have more freedom and opportunities, it is not something I'd do with every man, and I mean this man was big, I didn't feel like I was with a man.
>>2
clean it out in the shower and do it before you next poop I mean
also you don't go balls deep, just enough to reach the prostate
gay
>>5
well as I proved infallibly it is totally notgay
so this is certain, it's a fact
but even if it weren't gay there is no problem as there is nothing wrong with being gay
glad we cleared that up
Penises were clearly involved, but were they BIG penises? I cannot approve unless they were.
Dude there is a russian film about all that prison rape thing. It is called bespredel and it is absolutely utterly disgusting.
Poor soviet gays....
Also look for green elephant, there is raping in army prison.
In 5 bottles of vodka there is raping and killing, too.
you suck
Since the original poster is out of jail I wonder if he is with a woman or a man as time passed by.
However I don't believe the original poster when he says he is not gay. It is very gay to kiss another man or to fuck another guy.
Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・
Lets e-meet tomorrow on /general/ at 3AM ET.
@7
I am happy you are here with me.
lol cocks
vc: hoy
this party rocks!
:) partying with all my friends rn
@11 Yeeeehaww!
I missed it...
@13
It is okay, we will have another one, one of these days.
If there was a real life 4-ch meetup I wonder how many people would show up and if there would be successful person(s).