and woke up among the ruins of
the infernal dread lord nalthanlok's smoldering throne
hispa kek
, as it was commonly known by. He
shakily stood up and walked over to
The gentle breeze and the futility of existence
suddenly came upon him, causing his mind
to achieve a higher state of incredible
gay arousal. His identity was revealed as
Dante from the Devil May Cry Series
in rainbow lettering, flashing over the screen.
He let his red leather jacket drop
revealing that, in fact, he was naked
except for stiletto heels. With a smirk,
he unveiled his cough syrup suppositories and
decided to take a walk to the
querés bajar y nos fajamos boludo? Querés bajar y nos fajamos? Porque ya me artaste tarado, YA ME ARTASTE ESTÚPIDO, QUÉRES BAJAR Y NOS FAJAMOS? Entonces terminala hermano, terminala, terminá de bardearme, ME ESTAS BARDEANDO DESDE HOY LOCO, ME ESTAS BARDEANDO DESDE HOY ESTÚPIDO, ESTÚPIDO! TERMINALA, terminala!
" resounded through the countryside, disrupting his walk
and assaulting his senses. An angry Argentinian
gently assaulted Dante's hairy navel, forcing him
to messily orgasm all over his stilettos.
I don't want to write a story 7 words at a time because people will count my words and pass judgement on me if there are too many of them, therefore I refuse to participate.
" complained a tremendous faggot. Who was subsequently
scrutinized for wordcount and judged. Meanwhile, Dante
was basking in the navel orgasm afterglow
, he realized that an angry dwarf had
stolen his precious stilettos. Furious, he decided
on the uncontrovertedly flat shape of Earth,
and went for tea. So, to
relieve himself of this newly found furiousness,
he consumed huge amounts of tea and
said out loud, "now this is epic"
as he urinated on a Fortnite dancer.
So relieving and refreshing was this sequence,
that Dante immediately achieved total inner peace
and became enlightened. He ascended into the
pentadimensional realm, where he met the maker:
Squeeks, who looked down on Dante with
a glee in his eye that could
only mean trouble. "My name is Squeeks
the Squirrel, an illustrious red-eyed albino,"
said Frederico, only pretending to be
Squeeks, who was on vacation in Hell.
He did an interpretive dance to indicate
there was a large pile of fecal
matter located on top of his head
and elevated himself to the status of
"First S-JIS character to be President of
The Democratic People's Republic of Korea". That
status finally allowed Squeaks to rule the
small corner of shit sewer he likes.
A strange man then approached Squeaks and
spelled his name correctly, causing the heavens
to smell what the rock was cooking
, which happened to be made of squirrels.
A common delicacy of the time, enjoyed
by the highest of french nobility, who
are highly homosexual, being french. The french
are very proud of their squirrel meat
because they are homosexuals, who eat squirrels.
From the shadows came five komodo dragons
who didn't enjoy eating squirrels as much
because they aren't homosexuals, who are french.
However, they are big cocaine enthusiasts. The
komodo dragons snorted cocaine and began to
. "I will not finish eating you if
you tell me how much wood a
black man can haul in his truck."
Of course, there was no correct answer
as it depends on the man himself.
In God's mind, the whole situation was
out of existential bounds, leading to post-modernism
and great industrialization all across the land.
meal, specially prepared for him by his
mother fresh from the gaming oven. Moreover
, the meal was delicious. It had extra
green onion and an egg. This way,
there was no need for extra sauce.
The manufacturers of the Yoshinoya gamer meals
Did not realize that their product
only included six words on the packaging
this made it illegal, ingredients aren't listed.
This prompted an investigation by the International
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to 4-ch a while ago; you know, 4-ch?
Well anyways there was nobody there at all, and I almost fucked right back off.
Then, I looked at the thread at the top of the page, and it had "ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance." written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to 4-ch just to write a story 7 words at a time, fool.
It's only 7 words, SE-VEN WORDS for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some 4-ch, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna post an expired meme." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll type in your captcha if you post on /dqn/ instead.
4-ch should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the song thread can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "How do you pronounce 4-ch?"
Who in the world pronounces 4-ch nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to pronounce 4-ch?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "4-ch"?
Coming from a 4-ch veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, breaking the thread rules.
That's right, breaking the thread rules. This is the vet's way of posting.
Breaking the thread rules means derailing the thread. But on the other hand it's way funnier than following them. This is the key.
And then, it's DQN quality. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the moderators from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with finding VIP, DQN or IAA on your ID.
", was broadcast during the investigation, causing confusion
among the International Yoshinoya Society, who didn't
approve manipulating the world famous Yoshinoya rant
into something that was genuinely funny. Once
the shock of it had passed, they
assembled a team of experts in order
to find the terrorist who did this.
After a three day investigation, the culprit
was revealed to be none other than
Dante from the Devil May Cry Series.